Jason Scott of Textfiles.com Wants Your AOL & Shovelware CDs
eldavojohn writes: You've probably got a spindle in your closet, or a drawer layered with them: the CD-ROM discs that were mailed to you or delivered with some hardware that you put away "just in case." Now, of course, the case for actually using them is laughable. Well, a certain eccentric individual named Jason Scott has a fever — and the only cure is more AOL CDs. But his sickness doesn't stop there, "I also want all the CD-ROMs made by Walnut Creek CD-ROM. I want every shovelware disc that came out in the entire breadth of the CD-ROM era. I want every shareware floppy, while we're talking. I want it all. The CD-ROM era is basically finite at this point. It's over. The time when we're going to use physical media as the primary transport for most data is done done done. Sure, there's going to be distributions and use of CD-ROMs for some time to come, but the time when it all came that way and when it was in most cases the only method of distribution in the history books, now. And there were a specific amount of CD-ROMs made. There are directories and listings of many that were manufactured. I want to find those. I want to image them, and I want to put them up. I'm looking for stacks of CD-ROMs now. Stacks and stacks. AOL CDs and driver CDs and Shareware CDs and even hand-burned CDs of stuff you downloaded way back when. This is the time to strike." Who knows? His madness may end up being appreciated by younger generations!
and even hand-burned CDs of stuff you downloaded way back when
Just casually tossed out at the end there... when in fact that was the primary goal.
He wants to build the largest collection of 80's Mix CD's EVER ASSEMBLED, probably for some kind of evil sonic weapon.
Well sir, you will have my CD's and my wishes for luck in whatever scheme you have hatched, I ask only that you spare me or at least email me beforehand when to put on earmuffs.
"There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
He's the same guy who brought you the BBS and Text Adventure documentaries. Send him your things!
If you can support floppydump, you can support this guy. He's about the most important computer archivist around.
Required reading for internet skeptics
What exactly is a CD-ROM?
I save old CDs and DVDs. About this time of year, I take several and drill a small hole near the edge of each disc. Using kite twine, I then hang them from my fruit trees and grape vines to scare birds away. I have to do that shortly before the fruit ripens so that I can harvest the ripe fruit before the birds get used to the flashing of the discs as they rotate in the sun. I need a supply of discs because the silvering eventually deteriorates hanging outdoors.
I'll trade for some new coasters.
I remembered Walnut Creek CD-ROM was the official publisher of slackware back then.
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Sooooo many games he will be publishing. I want his bod for this. ~~~Tina~~~
I remember when we used to receive DVDs with new hardware. That was almost a week ago now, when I purchased a new modem.
have been destroyed. A few tech friends and I had a HUGE pile, so we took them all and spent a few hours throwing them again a wall in an abandoned industrial area. Much fun!
Jason Scott is an awesome dude, met him at Notacon and in HOPE and again at Defcon...
I'm Acidtonic from the infonomicon radio guys.... (kn1ghtl0rd, droops, lowtekMystic, and many others)
Shouts from the good old days... We definitely need to get back together on IRC sometime!
Next up:
Man found dead in apartment, crushed by thousands of CD-roms as shelves above toilet collapse.
- Wired Rip. Sample. Mash. Share. Some rights reserved.
Ohh, ohh, ohh, HotMetal Pro 6.0
Buncha CDs that came in the back of expensive paperback tech books from Bookstar. Microsoft developer-type stuff, ATL, COM, etc.
The usual collection of drivers and install disks for long-dead hardware and long-obsolete software, that everybody else has too.
AOLs and shareware CDs gone, baby, gone!
Well, you're not getting this (in part because it's proprietary source code) but I just found a 1985 floppy with source code for what is now Siemens TeamCenter Lifecycle Visualization Variation Analysis. (OK, half the source code, cause it says disk 1 of 2, and I don't have 2. Or a 5" floppy drive.) 30 year old software that is still alive and kicking, and has been (and is) instrumental in the design of... well, probably everything that anybody here drives, flies in, blows somebody up with, or records data on (if it rotates...). I guess NDAs are still good 30 years later, huh? :( Wonder if Siemens might like it? This is version 1.0.3. It's in my old "code samples box".
I guess if you were into how and why mass-produced mechanical thingies that fit together have been made to fit-together so much better and better over the past 30 years, that one might represent some significant bit of geeky history.
Only a couple of months ago I ditched around half a cubic metre of CD-ROMs and floppies: shareware, MSDN, TechNet, Novell SEL, hardware drivers, even shrink-wrapped MS-DOS, XTree Gold, ...
I have an addiction to information collection for my specific interests, which is why I'm going north of 12TB of historical crap. I understand his desire to archive all the things.
At least my wife can't complain about the amount of physical space the data takes up since HDD densities have been getting better recently...
Software should be distributed as hex code in magazines, to be typed in by the users.
The conference rooms tables in AOL used to have busted up AOL CDs set into them. So a few of them found some lasting use.
I think I have an CD from 1999, containing some files to "install the internet" on my PC. .... basicly just a browser setup and some HTML install instructions on how to get the ISDN card working...
Those were the days.... :D
I hope he runs a full sweep on every disc! Would be awsome to see the list now in retrospect.
Let's see who shipped out viruses and trojans, and which ones.
CD-ROM era may be closing, but the era of physical distribution is not. The cloud is a myth. Sure it may be used by the hordes but people who want security, privacy, safety, convenience, etc, will continue use physical storage. Computers and device will continue to require physical storage for decades to come. Just because the teens don't use something doesn't make it dead.
Now, this seems like huge pile of crap. Two hundred years from now? OK, still huge pile of crap.
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I have always maintained that the missing mass of the Universe is AOL discs.
You've probably got a spindle in your closet...
Nope, definitely no AOL coaster spindles in my closet. Hell, they didn't even work well as coasters! Judging by the amount of broken discs lying around on the street 15 years ago, nobody else kept them either. Nor have I kept driver discs since I got broadband. Getting them off the internet is easier, plus you get a newer version of the driver to boot.
Um, finished, you mean? Everything real is finite. Maybe you meant "shuttered"? That's the fashionable word for "closed" these days, err, anymore.
Yeah, "shuttered anymore".
These things weigh a ton. I have a huge stack of just about every CD I received/bought/obtained. but how am I going to ship them from the UK ?
Maybe I can list them as "collection only"
I even have the Click magazine vol 1 which was a CD in box you bought at the newsagents.
I trashed all my burnt CDs and DVDs a while back.
I had a box full of those - I was intending to put them in a picture frame - but I have no idea where it is.
I remember I deduped it a few years back.
Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
Sample text: "Jason Scott, 13, is a terminally ill patient of [one of several diseases], and his one passion in life is to [various hobbies, including collecting AOL disks, pop tabs, Montana Gold 55 grain Full Metal Jacket .223 ammo, etc.] and his [mother, sister, uncle] has announced that he would like to get into the Guinness Book of Records..."
Status: TRUE until someone does some brief and simple research and discovers it is FALSE.
But will they be able to stop it? FALSE.
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The latest major release was in 2013 when previously they were every 6 months! Sure, there are still package updates being done but seems to me momentum has been lost. Anyone have any info on what the problem is?
CD-archive.org seems to be free, yet.
When my father died, it was as if a whole library had burned down.
~Laurie Anderson
Until we learn to mourn for all the music that might soon be lost
or the movies that never made it to DVD, or even VHS,
because it was never transferred from vinyl, or film
because people do not cherish vinyl when they see it at Goodwill
or more tragically, someone dies --- and the collection of a lifetime goes into the landfill
because the dozen people who stopped by at the garage sale had no interest
when everything you 'own' is inside your phone,
a single toilet can swallow Western Civilization
remember that direct-to-digital CD? Now all you have is a badly encoded mp3
all those books that were fascinating but went right over your head as a kid,
wouldn't it be great to know which ones they were?
every day there are fewer people out there who have read things that never made it to 'digital'
another one died this morning.
so-called 'magnetic master tapes' cannot master time, they fade into Gaussian noise
a decently kept mass-produced vinyl phonograph record is the BEST way to recover the music
how many of your family's most precious photographs are on paper, anywhere?
have you spilled water on one lately?
most families these days have NOT A SINGLE MEMBER who considers themself a LIBRARIAN
a (tragically thankless) job of gathering, organizing, copying, re-distributing the copies
and ensuring that at least some of them are stored safely. Writings, photos. Even who is related to whom!
YOU may be the only likely candidate. Unless you begin tomorrowit will never be done by anyone.
on the Internet it's even worse. How many entities can you think of that store Internet pages
long term with a real commitment? The Wayback machine and who else?
newer tech better? Not necessarily so, IF it breeds such a mass complacency about simple
preservation of knowledge that the day arrives when EVERYONE thinks making backups and
saving previous generations of knowledge and artistic works is SOMEONE ELSE'S JOB.
In such a situation we could 'lose' more than half of everything that was worth saving
in a single human lifetime. Are we living in that time span now?
Think about it (please!).
WE ARE LIVING IN A FUTURE DARK AGE
A too-short history of data retention
The only day we clearly recall some day may be the day we lost all our memories.
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Way back in the day when I was on AOL (yeah yeah I know) I would periodicly order a free AOL floppy and reformat it for my own use. :) Sadly they went to CD-ROM only but for a while I was getting free high density floppies from them. :)
Cuz I have three cabinets full. Not sure I'll hand over Oregon Trail, tho.
"Win treats sysadmins better than users. Mac treats users better than sysadmins. Linux treats everyone like sysadmins."
I can understand the sense of nostalgia. I'd love to have all my Amiga floppies from when I was a kid. I'd also love to see all the dial-up local BBSs I frequented in the late 80s back up in glorious glaring ANSI (via a web interface, of course). But it's gone forever. Not a shred of it is left, which makes me a little sad. The BBS era is certainly one that was not captured for posterity. I'm sure there are a few here and there that might have been pulled off an old HDD and put online, but I'd say 99% of them (and there were a lot, and they had a lot of content) are gone forever. I don't hear people lamenting this much, but it was a segment of human society that first developed and introduced the concept of online digital connectivity to humanity, and it was not preserved.
Better known as 318230.
Too bad the only floppies he wants are shareware. I still have the 5-1/4" media for Windows 1.0 that came with my first PC.
Pretty smart idea. He's going to use them as storage. I thought about doing the same thing a while back. There is actually a ton of free space on many of those disks. Back when I was dirt poor I used to use them as a free storage media.
i still burn cds and dvds almost everyday, and if bluerays would not be made and instead something not property of sony would have taken the crown, i would be burning those too
its not like i like burning them, which i do, its just i cant even use something else for certain tasks, i have never ever figured a way to make usb sticks bootable, linux or otherwise, they never EVER boot, it doesnt matter if i do them manually, or with an automated program, they simply wont ever work
I downloaded much of the files at http://cd.textfiles.com/ and antivirus went berzerk.
Wikipedia tells me that at one point half of all CDs in the world had the AOL logo on them. AOL's marketing team was operating on a truly staggering level. They achieved an unparalleled ubiquity and notoriety, and it paid off: there are still 2.1 million dial-up subscribers (as of March). To be honest, I'm a little surprised that the "walled garden" strategy didn't win out. I know the techies didn't like it, but there are only so many techies, and there are millions of people that don't want or need much more from the Internet besides Facebook and Wikipedia.
Anyway, I don't feel like trying to bring this back around to a follow-up joke, so count this one as hijacking a highly-rated post for an informative tangent.
CDs and DVDs already have a big hole in the center. Why are you drilling a new one? You are wasting your time, and also freeing residues that will later go to your trees and vines. (I also use CDs and DVDs for the same purpose :-) )
I am the UPS delivery guy. I get paid by the package. This guy ROCKS!