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Ask Slashdot: If You Were Building a New Home, What Cool New Tech Would You Put In?

An anonymous reader writes: I am starting the process of building a new home, and I would like to make the house as wired (or wireless) as possible. At this stage I can incorporate new tech in the design. What features do you have in your house that you just couldn't live without? What features are nice to have? What features do you want? In-home Fiber? Solar? Audio/Visual? Heating/Cooling?

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  1. My lawn by tom229 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Some sort of new device to keep people off my lawn. It couldn't be run IOS, Android, have a unified touch interface, or be in "the cloud" though.

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    1. Re:My lawn by OzPeter · · Score: 4, Funny

      Do you mean something like this? How to stop cats pissing on your car, The best cat video ever!

      I'm pretty sure it could be scaled up for a complete lawn.

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    2. Re:My lawn by ilsaloving · · Score: 3, Funny

      What about CompuServe integration?

  2. A holographic TV and a quantum teleporter by descubes · · Score: 4, Funny

    Here is my quick list:

    - 80' holographic TV with 360 channels 4D surround sound
    - Two parking spots for the hovercars
    - A quantum teleporter (ask for the free subscription to Andromeda Quantum Tours Weekly)
    - A six terawatt home battery and thorium / fusion nuclear reactor (don't go for the cheap Tesla stuff, nuclear is what you need)
    - A robosquid and a set of batteries
    - Six packs of pills for instant beer
    - An iPhone9 with the Apple Watch, Apple Pay, Apple ID, Apple Travel, iThink, assortment of overpriced cases, cables and chargers
    - At least one DNA decoder / recoder per room
    - A 65536-qbit game console for the kid

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  3. You insensitive clod by Required+Snark · · Score: 3, Funny

    How does this question relate to the legions of Slashdot readers who are living in their parents basement? Are you deliberately trying to demean them and their lifestyle? Have you no shame?

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  4. Re:Future proofing by Rei · · Score: 3, Funny

    This.

    I'm in the early stages of building an underground steampunk cave home, and "futureproofing" is one of my design principles. I'm going with a very open floor plan, on the concept that it's easier for people to add in walls than to take out walls that were never designed to be removed (and may consequently be providing structural support). I'm not including any drywall; the exterior walls, a pozzolonic concrete, will be pressure-washed to remove the cement from the surface, exposing the aggregate. All piping / conduits will not only be visible, but shown off as part of the style (as is typical for steampunk). If someone wants to change something that they can't just feed into an existing conduit, they won't have to rip out the drywall, change what they want to change, reinstall the drywall, and then repaint. Plus, there can be no "critters" living in the crawlspace when there is no crawlspace.

    Even if I never want to change the house, I want it to significantly outlive me, and whatever future owners are around may want to change things. Plus, it's kind of fun when you keep future owners in mind. For example, I plan to paint a really creepy, gigantic (meters across) blood-red sigil underneath the flooring - an inverse of the ægishjálmur (protection against all evil), pointing inwards as if to trap evil in, with some runic writing along the lines of "All May Enter, None May Leave" (hopefully my Old Icelandic is passable :) ). I hope that whoever owns the house after me and decides to redo the flooring gets a kick out of that one. ;)

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  5. Well... by Rei · · Score: 3, Funny

    If you want to go full-on nerdy, a pneumatic tube system can't go awry... ;) Bonus points if it connects to your mailbox. Extra bonus points if there's an outlet on your roof that you can fire things from.

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  6. Re:Geothermal Heat Pump by willworkforbeer · · Score: 4, Funny

    I wish these were easy to retrofit, they are a fantastic option. If I ever remodel my mom's basem... my studio apartment, I would like this option.

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  7. Re:Future proofing by cdrudge · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is genius (assuming people get to like the style). It is such a pain to try to work on anything around the house when you have to guess where the conduits go, or fiddle with a plumbing trap through a one foot opening that can't even fit a slip wrench. Walls covered with pulverized rocks made a lot of sense when they were just there for privacy but now that the lifeblood of a house is running through them architects should figure out how to make the whole system more accessible.

    Thanks for allowing me to remember how I felt before I got married and had my design decisions told to me.