Airplane Coatings Help Recoup Fuel Efficiency Lost To Bug Splatter
MTorrice writes: When bugs hit the wings of oncoming airplanes, they create a problem. Their blood, called hemolymph, sticks to an airplane's wings, disrupting the smooth airflow over them and reducing the aircraft's fuel efficiency. To fight the problem, NASA is working on developing a coating that could help aircraft repel bug remains during flight. After experimenting with almost 200 different formulations, researchers recently flight-tested a few promising candidates. Results showed that they could reduce the amount of stuck bug guts on the wings by up to 40%. With further optimization, NASA says such coatings could allow planes to use 5% less fuel.
American corporations will instead do the following.
Get a government grant for the coatings, claim the actual full purchase price at full retail as the cost and pass that cost to ticket buyers.
Use the 5% fuel savings as a ,"we are saving the planet.... see? SEE?" advertising campaign.
Also add the costs of the advertising to the ticket prices.
Profits go up an additional 75%, claim they need more government subsidies.
Do not look at laser with remaining good eye.