Ask Slashdot: What Is Your Most Unusual Hardware Hack?
An anonymous reader writes: Another Slashdotter recently asked what kind of things someone can power with an external USB battery. I have a followup along those lines: what kind of modifications have you made to your gadgets to do things that they were never meant to do? Consider old routers, cell phones, monitors, etc. that have absolutely no use or value anymore in their intended form. What can you do with them? Have you ever done something stupid and damaged your electronics?
You're my hero.
You are welcome on my lawn.
I think I'd have been tempted to tell him that he knows how to fix it if he knows how to whistle. Of course, a lot depends on his personality; if he's an arrogant stuffed shirt, you'll be looking for your next job before you know what's happened.
If he's at all human, you'll end up being indispensable. A bos who fires you for pulling his ass out of a hot frying pan is no person to work for.
I was known for some wild seat of the pants fixes. My suits appreciated it - a lot. It's startling when a room of 7 figure folks applaud you after you bring a computer system back to life. And the weirder the fix the better the stories later. Versatility is a plus.
The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.
Every time I did a management fix it went the same way.
1. Red alert! Serious problem!
2. You! Fix it.
3. Me: we're screwed, for reason x
4. Management: fix it!!!!!
5. I come up with a hare brained rules busting policy dismembering moral event horizon surpassing fix
6. Fix goes in. Problem solved. This time.
7. People cheer. Or start pointing fingers.
8. Time passes.
9. Management or similar want to talk to me. I get ripped a new one.
10. Actual root causes never corrected. We jump on the merry go round again