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Theresa May Named UK's Internet Villain of the Year

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the making-the-internet-mad dept.

An anonymous reader writes with news that Theresa May, the UK's Secretary of State for the Home Department, has been named the UK internet industry's villain of the year. She won this dubious honor for pushing the UK's controversial "snooper's charter" legislation, which would require ISPs to retain massive amounts of data regarding their subscribers for no less than a year. May championed the legislation without consulting the internet industry.

Conversely, "The MPs Tom Watson and David Davis were jointly named internet hero for their legal action against the Data Retention and Investigatory Powers Act. 'Surveillance has dominated both the hero and villain shortlists for number of years, and it was felt Davis and Watson were some of the best informed politicians on the subject,' the ISPA said."

58 comments

  1. Just to be clear by penguinoid · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The ISPs don't care about their clients' privacy -- what they're objecting to is all the expensive hardware to gather and store all those records.

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    1. Re:Just to be clear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      http://aa.net.uk/ do care about their clients' privacy. For a while they had an "as recommended by the House of Lords" link to a speech where parliament's upper chamber lists them as a company that will resist its "voluntary" scheme because it doesn't believe in censorship.

      (I don't work for them but I have been a happy customer)

    2. Re:Just to be clear by jellomizer · · Score: 3, Interesting

      ISP shouldn't store our traffic.
      At best/worst they should only store the IP Address and MAC address to the customer start and and time, and our billing information. If the ISP charging via a usage meter then they can store how much data we use.

      It shouldn't care where we go or what we do. The government shouldn't feel complied to ask them other then via a Warrant to track back an IP Address, to a customer. And still that shouldn't be enough to convict, just a lead to follow.

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    3. Re: Just to be clear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, ISPs and other big tech companies are also complaining about how other countries will refuse to do business with them if it is known that they will hand over any information asked for.

    4. Re:Just to be clear by NostalgiaForInfinity · · Score: 1

      The ISPs don't care about their clients' privacy -- what they're objecting to is all the expensive hardware to gather and store all those records.

      Sorry to rain in on your parade of self-righteous indignation, but why exactly should they do anything else? A democratically elected government tells them to spy on their customers, the same democratically elected government that tells them to ban smoking, to reduce carbon emissions, and to add safety features to their products; do you advocate that corporations should pick and choose which of those regulations they should comply with and which they shouldn't based on their own political or moral preferences?

      Unless you're a minarchist or anarchist, don't complain if corporations willingly comply with government directives just because you dislike the particular government directives.

    5. Re:Just to be clear by dryeo · · Score: 1

      Some government regulations/laws are unconstitutional, including in quite a few nations, spying on citizens. Whether the government does it or it farms it out to private industry shouldn't matter, it is not legitimate.

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    6. Re: Just to be clear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, and only one country in the world follows your constitution..

    7. Re:Just to be clear by NostalgiaForInfinity · · Score: 1

      The UK doesn't have a constitution. Much of continental Europe has constitutions that allow pretty much arbitrary spying on citizens given the right governmental excuses.

      Whether it is "legitimate" is for the courts to determine, not up to your whims or the whims of corporations.

      Finally, it is completely unreasonable to complain that corporations aren't fighting these battles for the people. Even though many corporations would actually like to fight for privacy, but they simply don't have the power and they are far too vulnerable to pressure by the administration.

    8. Re:Just to be clear by dryeo · · Score: 2

      The UK has a Constitution, though some of it is unwritten (eg elections have to be held within 5 years except in exceptional circumstances with the consent of most all of Parliament, eg IIRC during WWI) and the rest is spread across various documents with the latest being the European Convention on Human Rights IIRC, which took away the supremacy of Parliament.
      While you're right about the courts being the final arbitrators, the corporations can be the ones who petition the courts for a ruling. Sadly you do have a point about pressure from the administration.

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    9. Re:Just to be clear by NostalgiaForInfinity · · Score: 1

      While you're right about the courts being the final arbitrators, the corporations can be the ones who petition the courts for a ruling.

      They can, and they do. That's why the major tech companies keep trying to push the envelope on encryption and being transparent about government requests. But if they step out of line too much with what the administration wants, they likely get in trouble.

      Penguinoid's cynicism and criticism of corporations was unwarranted: it's not the job of corporations to do anything, but they are actually trying to do a lot for privacy.

      The UK has a Constitution, though some of it is unwritten

      Well, whatever. Point is: privacy protections vis-a-vis government are very weak in Europe, and European government control over private enterprise is extremely strong. So, again, people are getting lousy privacy because of the people they are voting for.

  2. Redundant request? by Trachman · · Score: 2, Insightful

    GCHQ is already collecting/monitoring the data, consequently, their request is a bit confusing if not redundat, isn't it?

    Do they need a backup to their own databases? Or they want to focuss on relationship databases that aggregate all the metadata? Or perhaps they want to focus on analysis of the data, rather than focusing on collection?

    1. Re:Redundant request? by msobkow · · Score: 1

      I suspect what they want is positive identification of anyone using a VPN connection.

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    2. Re:Redundant request? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      GCHQ only uses their data for specific things, and will otherwise not assist with criminal investigations.

      The aim is to create a police state, where everyone is already guilty, and it's just a matter of bringing up the evidence as needed.

    3. Re:Redundant request? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      They want to transfer the cost of retaining that data to the ISPs. Well, they also want some data that GCHQ has to hack to get normally, because simply doing a full take of a major interconnect won't get you things like DNS lookups to ISP servers. It's easier just to force the ISPs to give them the data.

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    4. Re:Redundant request? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      GCHQ is already collecting/monitoring the data, consequently, their request is a bit confusing if not redundat, isn't it?

      I'm assuming they are taking the American approach. Require industry to do it (since they are already doing it for themselves anyway) that way the government does not have to pay for it and has plausible deniability in case there is a change in the courts that subsequently makes such surveillance "illegal".

    5. Re:Redundant request? by Xest · · Score: 1

      Every party has stood for election and said they're against the Interception Modernisation Programme and each that has gotten into power has subsequently had one or more home secretaries that have all backtracked once in that role and started arguing hard for it.

      If you want to know why, it's because they all got told what Snowden told the rest of us - that GCHQ is already doing it anyway, but that's it's completely illegal.

      The Interception Modernisation Programme is simply an attempt to make legal what is illegal and nothing more. That's why home secretaries all turn tail on this once they get into power - they realise they're overseeing a mass programme of illegal interception and try and fix it.

      The difference now is that we all know about it because of Snowden, so it all looks even more embarrassing for Theresa because we all know the reason she wants to give - "I'm overseeing law breaking and I want to not be doing so" but she's of course too scared to give it. She can't deny it any more, it's well established that her department is complicit in illegality.

  3. Convenient threat by coastwalker · · Score: 2

    The Panopticon is inevitable given the existential threats of Daesh terrorists being groomed over the internet in our midst and the convenient truth that business has already owned peoples lives without protest. (With the exception of the hated European Union's attempts to limit it).

    All we can hope for now is that oversight of the agencies given snooping powers can be created - allowing a few bought off judges to rubber stamp access to peoples data is nowhere good enough. Also to restrict access to agencies with publicly sanctioned specific agendas and well trained staff - currently there is nothing to stop low level local officials from free access to peoples data and the corruption that this will create (See US policing tactics to steal money from people stopped in their vehicles).

    Theresa Mays party is fameous for its bad implementation of law so expect none of the above caveats to be implemented. They are well known as the party of Law and Order - which equates to laws written by the most vocal and insane right wing media.

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    1. Re:Convenient threat by serviscope_minor · · Score: 2

      Theresa Mays party is fameous for its bad implementation of law so expect none of the above caveats to be implemented.

      Wait she works for the Labour Party now?

      I don't think there's any evidence that suggests either of the two largest parties are materially better than the other at botching implemtation of laws.

      They are well known as the party of Law and Order - which equates to laws written by the most vocal and insane right wing media.

      Remind me which party decided to start overturning the burden of proof thing...?

      Seriously, I can't stand it when people get all partisan over issues like this and start attacking one party of the other. The strong implication is one should have voted for the other guys---who have an equally poor track record.

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      SJW n. One who posts facts.
    2. Re:Convenient threat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remind me which party decided to start overturning the burden of proof thing...?

      Tories. IRA interment in the early 1980s. Next?

    3. Re:Convenient threat by AmiMoJo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The solution, the only possible solution, is to encrypt everything and make some mass surveillance impractical. We can't do much about all the cameras and databases, but we can make sure that our activities online are very hard to spy on. It will never be impossible, but if GCHQ has to spend vast amounts of money and attack British companies to get what they want, and end up with very little for their efforts it will curtail their activities.

      They will of course try to ban technology that bothers them, but if we make it ubiquitous and a basic part of common internet infrastructure they won't be able to.

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      const int one = 65536; (Silvermoon, Texture.cs)
      SJW, n: "Someone I don't like, and by the way I'm a fuckwit" - AC
  4. Re:The UK is on the Internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You mean apart from the world wide web, right?

  5. Re:The UK is on the Internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    To be honest, Switzerland is to be credited for the WWW, even though the protocols were developed by a Brit working there.

    Switzerland is well-known for allowing people to keep their finances secret from world governments.

    And "piracy" in the classical sense was really little more than attacking ships without the permission of a particular monarch, i.e. collecting booty without paying tax, i.e. what Switzerland is renowned for.

    In other word, the spirit of piracy gave us the modern Internet.

  6. I'm surprised by msobkow · · Score: 1

    I'm surprised the "evil overlord award" didn't go to David Cameron.

    Then again, maybe he's too obvious a winner.

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    I do not fail; I succeed at finding out what does not work.
    1. Re:I'm surprised by ihtoit · · Score: 1

      Cameron? The only award that fat fuck deserves is the "Who Ate All The Pies? That Pedo Apologist!" Award.

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      Political debates have me rolling my eyes so much I think I got optical whiplash. I should sue. - Foamy The Squirrel
    2. Re:I'm surprised by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      He is sensible enough not to personally talk about this issue.

    3. Re:I'm surprised by msobkow · · Score: 1

      Oh? And claiming that the UK will make encryption illegal or decryptable by GCHQ isn't a threat to the internet for UK citizens?

      Believe me, Cameron is quite willing to shove his foot in his mouth up to the knee...

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      I do not fail; I succeed at finding out what does not work.
    4. Re:I'm surprised by Teun · · Score: 4, Informative

      Uhh, Cameron himself said he wants to scrap the European Human Rights Act.
      http://www.independent.co.uk/n...
      This European Convention on Human Rights has nothing to do with the European Union and pre-dates it by decades. Its institutions and courts are completely separate.

      The Act covers all the rights included in the European Convention.

      These rights are: Right to life, right not to be tortured or subjected to inhumane treatment, right not to be held as a slave, right to liberty and security of the person, right to a fair trial, right not be retrospectively convicted for a crime, right to a private and family life, right to freedom of thought, conscience and religion, right to freedom of expression, right to freedom of assembly and association, right to marriage, right to an effective remedy, right not to be discriminated against, the right to the peaceful enjoyment of one’s property, and the right to an education.

      The European Convention on Human Rights was the brainchild of Conservative Prime Minister Sir Winston Churchill.
      Its chief author was the right-wing Scottish Conservative lawyer Sir David Maxwell Fyfe.
      Churchill needs no further introduction. Maxwell Fyfe is otherwise known in history for his forensic cross-examination of Goering at the Nuremberg trials, and for declining to intervene (when Home Secretary) in the hanging of Derek Bentley in 1953.
      It is surely one of the most bizarre turns in politics that it is right-wing Conservatives who now oppose a treaty which their direct political predecessors created. There is nothing left-wing, excessively liberal, wet (or whatever) about freedom from arbitrary arrest, freedom from government expropriation of private property, the right to due legal process and all the rest of the treaty.

      Freedom from state oppression is not an exclusively, or primarily, left wing credo.

      Doing away with this 'horrible' act will in my view fit nicely with the ideas Mrs. May is voicing in the name of the Cameron government.

      --
      "The likes of Facebook and WhatsApp are free to those whose privacy is of zero value."
    5. Re:I'm surprised by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      “In extremis, it has been possible to read someone’s letter, to listen to someone’s call, to mobile communications The question remains: are we going to allow a means of communications where it simply is not possible to do that? My answer to that question is: no, we must not. The first duty of any government is to keep our country and our people safe.”

      That was none other than David Cameron, shortly after returning from a pro-free-speech demonstration in Paris after the Charlie Hebdo murders.

      Sensible, you say?

      (Captcha: "iniquity". Indeed.)

  7. "Name" all you want. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's not going to change anything. She has the power, along with the other Surveillance Age supporters, to pass any laws she sees fit to impose their will. Meanwhile you keep tickling a fire-spitting dragon that will, sooner or later, grow bothered enough to turn around and swat you out of existence. If you saw the birth of the web back in the '90s, I have a message for you: that internet is dead. Forever. Those who killed it wield power you could not even begin to imagine. The vast majority of the populace does not care or will play along out of feat or apathy. They have won. It's over. I know that losing a war - especially THE war for the only cause you ever knew and embraced - is hard, especially when you know that there is not going to be any other one, and that we lost without even firing a shot, but that's what happened. We live in the Surveillance Age now. We will die in it. Those of us who have children have better raise them to live in it as well, because they will live and die in the shadow of ubiquitous surveillance as well. Same with their grandchildren. Unless some unspecified catastrophe wipes away all digital technology, the grip of tyranny will never, ever let go. Get over it.

    1. Re:"Name" all you want. by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Thanks for saving me the typing.

      She won't give a shit. Most people voting for her don't understand what crime she committed and even think it's something great because ... terrorists, child molesters, whatever, I don't keep track of the boogeyman du jour.

      Name her what you want. She'll laugh it off 'til someone misses the brakes accidentally next time she crosses the street.

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      We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
    2. Re:"Name" all you want. by Godwin+O'Hitler · · Score: 1

      I think I'll just pop out and top meself after reading that.

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    3. Re:"Name" all you want. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Name her what you want. She'll laugh it off 'til someone misses the brakes accidentally next time she crosses the street.

      Crosses the street? That's for plebes. Her chauffeur will drive her there.

      --
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    4. Re:"Name" all you want. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey hey, NSA.

      Wrap your lips around my dick and blow your brains out. Just because you're too pathetic to put up a fight doesn't mean the rest of us are.

    5. Re: "Name" all you want. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Want to fight? Be my guest. I'm not telling you that you should not fight. Just that's it utterly futile. Just don't cry too much when you're defeated before you can even "take up arms" and your life is forever diminished because of it.

    6. Re:"Name" all you want. by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      I'm currently fighting this bitch. I want to get married and have my wife come to live with me in the UK, but she has decided we would be an unfortunate statistic for he so is blocking us. I'm kind of amazed nothing has happened to her, because we are hardly the only ones. There are thousands of families being ripped apart to satisfy her numbers, and more than one or two suicides. When people are desperate bad things happen.

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    7. Re:"Name" all you want. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could live in your fiancé's country and be together in the meantime. Would that not help your application, to show you have a stable long term relationship?

    8. Re:"Name" all you want. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am sure GCHQ/NSA could review your electronic comms and provide proof of the relationship.....no charge either, as a courtesy!

    9. Re:"Name" all you want. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Every home secretary wins this. Often more than once. You simply don't get the job unless you're never seen outdoors without jackboots.

      It's a non-story. Move along now.

    10. Re: "Name" all you want. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When people are desperate bad things happen... To them. This is the 21st Century: the populace is disarmed and under surveillance, and there's a wall watched by CCTVs and an army of security guards between you and the cause of your desperation. You have zero chances.

  8. don't get uppity! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't speak up to your betters! A brilliant and accomplished lady like Theresa May obviously knows more about the Internet than greedy corporations or academics! Besides, she does it all for the children; why do you hate the children?

    1. Re: don't get uppity! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We don't hate the children. We like them a lot. With a mild sauce. Because we're Republicans.

  9. Re: The UK is on the Internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wrong. Tim Berners-Lee developed html while working at cern. The protocols to which you refer, tcp / ip was developed in the US. Unless you mean programming language, rather than protocol. Either way, that was all kinds of wrong.

  10. Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The UK are the biggest threat to freedom, after all.

  11. She's GCHQ approved by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    Snoopers charter was rejected many many times, and has been sneaked in as amendments in the Lords and rejected.

    GCHQ DID MASS SURVEILLANCE ANYWAY, even though they couldn't get the law passed when Jacqui Smith was in power (a Labour version of Theresa May).

    *ALL* Home Secretaries know they have a file in CGHQ on themselves, I assume its why women are put in that role since their porn surfing habits won't be so much leverage, but ultimately they are all cleared and approved by the people in the spying agency, so you won't get any radical ideas like "right to privacy" or "protecting the democracy from the fucking spooks who work for the NSA not their electorate".

    It's a similar situation to France, Hollande was *approved* by the US, because if he was bad for the US spy machine, they would have leaked against him. I don't feel sorry that he was spied on, its the people who were spied on and acted against to prevent them becoming leader that I feel sorry for. His opponents. Every leader now is one that will try to implement mass surveillance, because they're from the *approved* set of leaders who go along with that agenda!

  12. Re: The UK is on the Internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    HTTP. The clue is in the name.

  13. They need to make it legal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At the moment their claim to legality is "we are immune from UK law if the secretary of state tells us to spy on people under section 6, ergo we are legal even if he is telling us to do something illegal".

    So no, what they're doing is illegal yet un-prosecutable, and they want to make it legal so they don't feel so bad about spying on their own people for a foreign power like the STASI did.

    1. Re:They need to make it legal by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      At the moment their claim to legality is "we are immune from UK law if the secretary of state tells us to spy on people under section 6, ergo we are legal even if he is telling us to do something illegal".

      So no, what they're doing is illegal yet un-prosecutable, and they want to make it legal so they don't feel so bad about spying on their own people for a foreign power like the STASI did.

      The UK is a 5 eyes nation. The Brits are already spied to fuck by everyone else in 5 eyes.

      5 eyes basically turns your country into an intel whore; your own people who are supposed to do counter-intelligence have to be real careful they don't accidentally foil any spying being done by the other 4 eyes. This means that counter-intelligence ops are that much harder so not only do the other 4 eyes have an easy time spying on your people anyone else who wants to spy on them has an easier time as well.

      Basically your whole country has to just lie back, spread their legs or bend over and spread their cheeks any time, anywhere.

      Fuck the 5 eyes.

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      In the free world the media isn't government run; the government is media run.
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  15. Re:F' that: "I've got the power"... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You've got a mental illness.

  16. Look at Cameron by koan · · Score: 1

    http://arstechnica.co.uk/tech-...

    Cameron reaffirms there will be no âoesafe spacesâ from UK government snooping

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  18. Gosh: It's "Sigmund /. SiDeWaLk-ShRiNk"... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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  19. Re:Internet villains are for cows. by brantondaveperson · · Score: 1

    Favourite troll.

  20. Australia here; you got nothing to complain about. by cavebison · · Score: 1

    We in Australia have just passed legislation requiring ISPs to retain users' "metadata" for 2 years. So there.

    http://www.smh.com.au/federal-...

    Kind of ironic, considering that we're well behind the rest of the world in just about everything else internet-related. Our country is going to shit under the current conservative government, and that's not hyperbole. See asylum seekers, mining companies, Murdoch penetration, climate change denial; name the doo-doo, we're deep in it.