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Secret Service Agents Stake Out the Ugliest Corners of the Internet

HughPickens.com writes: Josephine Wolff reports at The Atlantic that Secret Service Internet Threat Desk is a group of agents tasked with identifying and assessing online threats to the president and his family. The first part of this mission — finding threats — is in many ways made easier by the Internet: all you have to do is search! Pulling up every tweet which uses the words "Obama" and "assassinate" takes mere seconds, and the Secret Service has tried to make it easier for people to draw threats to its attention by setting up its own Twitter handle, @secretservice, for users to report threatening messages to. The difficulty is trying to figure out which ones should be taken seriously.

The Secret Service categorizes all threats, online and offline alike, into one of three categories. Class 3 threats are considered the most serious, and require agents to interview the individual who issued the threat and any acquaintances to determine whether that person really has the capability to carry out the threat. Class 2 threats are considered to be serious but issued by people incapable of actually follow up on their intentions, either because they are in jail or located at a great distance from the president. And Class 1 threats are those that may seem serious at first, but are determined not to be. The overall number of threats directed at the first family that require investigation has stayed relatively steady at about 10 per day — except for the period when Obama was first elected, when the Secret Service had to follow up on roughly 50 threats per day. "That includes threats on Twitter," says Ronald Kessler, author of In the President's Secret Service. "It makes no difference to [the Secret Service] how a threat is communicated. They can't take that chance of assuming that because it's on Twitter it's less serious."

169 comments

  1. First, they came for the assassins... by fustakrakich · · Score: 3, Funny

    But I wasn't an assassin, I swear!

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    1. Re:First, they came for the assassins... by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 1

      I know.

      But now you're tagged as one.

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    2. Re: First, they came for the assassins... by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 1

      Maybe that's why this strange van showed up at my house after a made a tweet about how I planned to assassinate Obama's character.

    3. Re: First, they came for the assassins... by Rob+Riggs · · Score: 1

      ...about how I planned to assassinate Obama's character.

      Are you talking about his D&D character, ArmoredDragon?

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    4. Re: First, they came for the assassins... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, that's about what the delusional right-wing lunatics that SS needs to keep an eye on say.

      Wingnut media has been feeding them bullshit for so long that they're enraged over their own delusions. One of them shot a bunch of people in a theater a few days ago.

    5. Re: First, they came for the assassins... by ncc74656 · · Score: 0

      Maybe that's why this strange van showed up at my house after a made a tweet about how I planned to assassinate Obama's character.

      You can't assassinate that which doesn't exist.

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    6. Re: First, they came for the assassins... by MobSwatter · · Score: 2

      Recession: Your neighbor's out of a job. Depression: You're out of a job. Recovery: 0bama's out of a job..

      Can't fix the problem by treating the symptom. The fiscal problem dates all the way back to 1944 when we adopted a ponzi scheme as a financial system that was created by people retaliating over the declaration of independence, which was an act of treason against Great Britain who was trading royalty with Germany at that time.

    7. Re: First, they came for the assassins... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can you be a little more generous with the details please.

      Throwing ponzi and 1944 together is bit vague, sorry.

    8. Re: First, they came for the assassins... by MobSwatter · · Score: 2

      Federal Reserve system with Central Banks put in charge of printing money with enough profit margin implemented by the directive of predatory lending and a multitude of other tactics including the manipulation of precious metal prices to purchase the gold store out of the Central Banks, and I should probably mention the relation to the doomsday clock too, that's the real kicker.

    9. Re: First, they came for the assassins... by rtb61 · · Score: 0

      That strange I did a search on Obama and every reasonable synonym of the word assassinate as well as the word itself and I got a whole lot more about Obama ordering the same of a whole bunch of people. Are they saying they secret service will be arresting Obama any day now?

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    10. Re:First, they came for the assassins... by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      yeah but 10 seconds with you phone and BOOM one year in federal jail.

      kinda stupid. kinda mega stupid. he's a public figure anyways.

      and further than that they would need to put in extradition requests for half of Iran and ISIS

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    11. Re:First, they came for the assassins... by tubegeek · · Score: 1

      No, he's a human being.

    12. Re: First, they came for the assassins... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Given the 12 million NET gain in jobs under Obama, recession is Obama loses his job and does not get a Democrat to replace him!
      Remember, Raygun, 3 recessions, 41, 1 recession, 43, 2 recessions. Clinton and Obama? ZERO recessions!

    13. Re: First, they came for the assassins... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      12 million net gain huh?
      You want fries with that?

    14. Re: First, they came for the assassins... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Government hates competition.

  2. Errr. what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought Hillary destroyed her mailserver...?

    1. Re:Errr. what? by bobbied · · Score: 1

      No, they just reformatted the hard drives using "Quick Format"

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  3. "Ugliest corners of the Internet" by kheldan · · Score: 0

    Is there a request list? Can they make 4chan a priority? Please?

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    1. Re:"Ugliest corners of the Internet" by MobSwatter · · Score: 1

      Secret Service: What's with all these cats? Oh gawd, ouch, my eyes! My eyes! Can't unsee...

    2. Re:"Ugliest corners of the Internet" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      4chan is pretty tame compared to some of the others.

    3. Re:"Ugliest corners of the Internet" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      4chan hasn't been a real threat to anyone for a while. Yeah, people have done some crazy shit and posted it on 4chan, but really all it is now is school age kids trying to be edgy and cool.

    4. Re:"Ugliest corners of the Internet" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...really all it is now is school age kids trying to be edgy and cool.

      You have literally described the entire social internet.

    5. Re:"Ugliest corners of the Internet" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Beats the fuck out of Slashdot when it comes to getting your post seen as anonymous.

    6. Re: "Ugliest corners of the Internet" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go to bed, AC, you're drunk.

    7. Re: "Ugliest corners of the Internet" by MobSwatter · · Score: 1

      No they should make gun owners the target. Their regarded. So stupid. They try to sce all problems with violence. Tar is the way if they're Republican kind.

      Okay there track star, when the dollar folds, McDonalds and the grocery store doesn't work anymore;, us retarded gun owners will be laughing our asses off watching your dumbass chase your food with rocks and sticks. Then there is the other option of fighting over low hanging fruit in the trees with others like yourself.

    8. Re:"Ugliest corners of the Internet" by kheldan · · Score: 0

      I'm literally referring to it being a place full of ugliness, ignorance, and negativity. It doesn't need to exist anymore. The Internet would be better off without it.

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    9. Re:"Ugliest corners of the Internet" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is there a request list? Can they make 4chan a priority? Please?

      It's a toss-up (pun intended) between 4chan, 8chan, Stormfront, and FoxNation.

    10. Re: "Ugliest corners of the Internet" by thesupraman · · Score: 1

      Just wondering, after the first 6 months, where will you get your ammunition?
      If you can buy it, then why can people not buy guns?
      Or do you perhaps use flintlocks?

      Just wondering....

    11. Re: "Ugliest corners of the Internet" by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      Any serious gun nut is going to have the equipment and supplies to do their own hand loading and can keep going until their supplies run out.

    12. Re: "Ugliest corners of the Internet" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, most of these guys have 10,000+ rounds, usually 2,000-5,000 per firearm. If a cop goes through 20 rounds using his service pistol it's been a pretty busy year.

      Real-life TSHTF isn't drawn out gun battles. It more closely resembles "Enemy at the Gates"-Sniper Wars

      Looters getting owned by booby traps and people holed up in fixed locations learning the caveats of fortress warfare fairly quickly.

      Castles stopped being an effective method of holding territory with the invention of gun powder. TSHTF doesn't end well for anyone, the people fantasizing about their food stockpiles saving their skins are high on doom porn. Have enough food on hand to last 1-4 weeks longer than 80% of your neighbors and you can wait out most of the early chaos.

      Otherwise: it's a long and desperate trudge.

    13. Re:"Ugliest corners of the Internet" by kheldan · · Score: 1

      Add Reddit to that list, and make them all go away.

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    14. Re: "Ugliest corners of the Internet" by KGIII · · Score: 1

      I have an embarrassing amount of ammunition. I am not really a gun nut though. At least not by ordinary definition.

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    15. Re:"Ugliest corners of the Internet" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'd prefer that the people who post ugliness, ignorance, and negativity were spread out across the rest of the internet instead of staying in their own echo chamber? 4chan and its ilk serve a good purpose, they keep a lot of trolls confined to an easily-avoided space most of the time.

      This reminds me of people who complain that bars exist, because people go there and get drunk and loud and start dancing and that leads to extra-marital sex, and *gasp* we can't have that. Guess what, if you shut down the bar, its patrons aren't going to stop getting drunk and loud and annoying and finding casual sex partners. They're going to go do it at Applebee's instead, while you and your family are trying to eat dinner.

  4. Really so hard? by Knuckles · · Score: 1

    Pulling up every tweet which uses the words "Obama" and "assassinate" takes mere seconds (...) The difficulty is trying to figure out which ones should be taken seriously.

    I'm going to hazard the guess that it's not the ones on Twitter.

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    1. Re:Really so hard? by weilawei · · Score: 1

      Pulling up every tweet which uses the words "Obama" and "assassinate" takes mere seconds (...) The difficulty is trying to figure out which ones should be taken seriously.

      I'm going to hazard the guess that it's not the ones on Twitter.

      Well, if they're staking out the ugliest corners of the Internet, then you're surely on a list now!

    2. Re:Really so hard? by jandrese · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Amazingly enough, people that go through with these mass shootings post their plans to social media more often than not. It sounds crazy, but you have to be a little crazy to want to do shoot up a kindergarten or assassinate the president in the first place. The problem is of course the noise level. We had the same problem after Columbine when suddenly all of those teenagers weren't just sullen outcasts, they were potential madmen. Correlation is not causation.

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    3. Re:Really so hard? by DroolTwist · · Score: 1

      Pulling up every tweet which uses

      I'm going to hazard a guess and say it IS Twitter. lol

    4. Re:Really so hard? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      don't call me Shirley

    5. Re:Really so hard? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That joke is a lot less funny in print ...

  5. Presidential Protection by danbert8 · · Score: 1, Funny

    Pfft. The Secret Service is antiquated for protecting the president. Maybe useful for protecting the family, but Presidents have known for awhile that the best way to not get assassinated is to have a total buffoon as the Vice President. I mean what crazy Liberal would shoot GWB knowing that Dick Cheney would take over? No one is going to shoot Obama and end up with crazy uncle Biden in the oval office! You can go back probably till Reagan and it holds true. And how many assassination attempts have been made on recent presidents? Zero.

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    1. Re:Presidential Protection by twotacocombo · · Score: 4, Informative

      And how many assassination attempts have been made on recent presidents? Zero.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_United_States_presidential_assassination_attempts_and_plots

      Obama's on the list. So is Dubya. And Clinton. And Bush Sr. And Reagan, obviously. And Carter. On and on.

      Just because nobody has recently pulled something as high profile as a Hinckley doesn't mean there haven't been attempts.

    2. Re:Presidential Protection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A bit more than zero. Some of those attempts were from foreign individuals who (most likely) would not mind seeing the US with a mentally even-less-stable president after their actions.

    3. Re:Presidential Protection by bobbied · · Score: 1

      Attempts yes... There has been multiple attempts...

      What hasn't happened is somebody actually getting caught in the actual act..

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    4. Re:Presidential Protection by bobbied · · Score: 3, Informative

      Well, there have been some pretty dangerous attempts which where literally "long shots" and one guy who actually got INTO the Whitehouse before he got stopped by the cleaning staff...

      But the Secret Service has apparently been effective at disrupting plots before they had a reasonable chance of success. One could argue that it's only been dumb luck and dumb people who are trying, but I'm inclined to think the Secret Service is doing a good job overall.

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    5. Re:Presidential Protection by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Obama's on the list. So is Dubya. And Clinton. And Bush Sr. And Reagan, obviously. And Carter. On and on.

      One of the things that caused a lack of sleep for Jefferson was the long line of people at his door (at the original Whitehouse). Most of them wanted jobs or handouts; he didn't mind the ones who actually came to him with policy concerns.

      Then again, his government was mostly limited and operating by the rule-of-law, so not too many people felt he ought to be murdered.

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    6. Re:Presidential Protection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is easy to discount a failed attempt as a pitiful attempt because the attempt has been thwarted; however, it is important that such thinking puts the effect before the cause chronologically. While that might be interesting as a post-event classification method, it is of no use as a prevention method.

      To prevent an attempt, one cannot look back and see that the attempt didn't work. One must be proactive, meaning that one needs to track and follow lots of attempts that never lead to action and lots of attempts that fail to have any chance of success. The reason why has a lot to do with how plans are made. The typical plan (whether it is a vacation plan, planning dinner, or something more sinister) is a kernel of an idea that likely lacks detail and procedure which rob it of any chance of success. Then the plan is refined until it has an estimated chance of success (many people are bad estimators, but the estimate that is acted on is not our estimate, it's the planner's estimate). Then the plan is possibly acted upon.

      If you wait till the plan is acted upon, you have failed to prepare. Poor preparation is a recipe for failing in any endeavor, and I'm very glad the Secret Service is proactive, even if I mourn the frustrations they likely have by tracking the dumbest of the dumb who make stupid statements about wanting to damage (usually their own) government.

    7. Re:Presidential Protection by PopeRatzo · · Score: 0

      Then again, his government was mostly limited and operating by the rule-of-law, so not too many white people felt he ought to be murdered.

      FTFY

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    8. Re:Presidential Protection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cheney has been called Darth Vader. Lot less buffoon than weird uncle Biden.

    9. Re:Presidential Protection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh shut the fuck up. Maybe you can fool your high school-age friends with this drivel, no here gives a shit.

    10. Re:Presidential Protection by jklovanc · · Score: 1

      You might want to get your facts straight. If you are talking about the breach in September 2014 he was stopped by secirity personnel not cleaning staff. If it is a different one, please provide a reference. That is how layered security works.

    11. Re:Presidential Protection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "mostly limited and operating by the rule-of-law" I hope you are joking and not really this uninformed about Lincolns Presidency. But for the record he suspended habeas corpus and jailed any reporters that published anything he didn't like during the civil war. The Yellow Journalism at the time was almost as bad as it is today even though they lacked the tools for instantaneous publishing. And he had a whole slew of people wanting him killed. The Southern Confederacy leadership as a whole as well as single individuals. He was extremely vulnerable to assassination because Presidential security was basically non-existent and it was just a matter of time until someone was successful. Don't misunderstand, Lincoln was one of the best presidents the US has ever had. He is the only President who had to deal with a vicious civil war, manage the exponential influx of immigrants into the country, and deal with all the rapid changes the country was going through. FDR was another great President who had to deal with moving the country out of the great depression and handle the US involvement in WW2. Two monumental tasks. He also blatantly broke the law when needed. He violated the neutrality act with the lend lease policy to help support England before the US officially entered the war. He violated the Congressional law passed that explicitly prevented the government from wire tapping suspected German agents in the US. The day the law passed FDR informed the justice department to ignore the law on his own Presidential authority without congressional debate or notification. History will define the legacies of the recent US Presidents and some people will be surprised.

    12. Re:Presidential Protection by bobbied · · Score: 2

      I think you are correct about who caught him, but the point remains valid... This guy managed to breach several layers of security and enter the Whitehouse before being stopped, but he WAS stopped, even though the president and his family where not there.

      All indications are that the Secret Service remains effective at protecting the president, despite somebody taking pot shots that nobody noticed for awhile, one yahoo making it into the residence and all the other "scandals" which really are personnel issues for the most part.

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    13. Re:Presidential Protection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would've thought Cheney would've been Palpatine, and W is Jar Jar Binks

    14. Re:Presidential Protection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      except that W didn't have Jar Jar's sterling diction.

    15. Re:Presidential Protection by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      you might as well include somebody throwing their shoe at GWB as an assassination attempt [...]

      What about the suicide pretzel?

    16. Re:Presidential Protection by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      gotta grease the squeaky, er.. *cough* Yeah, and the people who made stairways, paved tarmacs, and cheap podiums definitely had it in for Ford.

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    17. Re:Presidential Protection by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      No, Lieberman is obviously Palpatine...

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    18. Re:Presidential Protection by ganjadude · · Score: 1

      why you gotta go there??? its off topic

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    19. Re:Presidential Protection by sysrammer · · Score: 1

      Reading comprehension fail. Rambling missive ignored after first sentence.

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    20. Re:Presidential Protection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "mostly limited and operating by the rule-of-law" I hope you are joking and not really this uninformed about Lincolns Presidency.

      Whoa, like Dude, put down the bong man! Like, the other dude was talking about *Jefferson*, not Lincoln, dude!

      TL;DR

      This is what happens when you smoke & post, kids!

    21. Re:Presidential Protection by PopeRatzo · · Score: 0

      why you gotta go there??? its off topic

      So you think Thomas Jefferson's slaves were all just thrilled about being indentured workers? You don't think that maybe one or two of them might have been a little put out about the whole "I own you and you and your children will work for free for me forever" stuff?

      I doubt all of them got the Sally Hemings treatment.

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    22. Re:Presidential Protection by ganjadude · · Score: 1

      you brought it up simply to cause a flame war though. it has nothing to do with the point being made.

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    23. Re:Presidential Protection by PopeRatzo · · Score: 0

      you brought it up simply to cause a flame war though. it has nothing to do with the point being made.

      Let me take you through it step by step:

      The "point being made" was,

      One of the things that caused a lack of sleep for Jefferson was the long line of people at his door (at the original Whitehouse). Most of them wanted jobs or handouts; he didn't mind the ones who actually came to him with policy concerns.

      Then again, his government was mostly limited and operating by the rule-of-law, so not too many people felt he ought to be murdered.

      And my point was that the "not too many people" who felt he needed to be killed were entirely made up of other privileged white men, completely ignoring the fact that there was a very large group of people who would have been happy to pull the trigger if it meant freedom for themselves and their families.

      It's easy to consider yourself safe because of the rule of law when the rule of law makes sure that the significant portion of the population that is being held in slavery has no recourse.

      Jefferson and his cohorts were able to sleep well at night because they owned black people who were doing all the hard work and were physically unable to get into that "long line of (white) people at his door" who were looking for jobs and handouts.

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  6. Twitter.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So am I to understand from TFS that Twitter is one of the ugliest corners of the internet? I guess I would have to agree...

    1. Re:Twitter.... by bobbied · · Score: 1

      So am I to understand from TFS that Twitter is one of the ugliest corners of the internet? I guess I would have to agree...

      But they didn't include Slashdot.... Talk about a dark ugly corner...

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  7. What amazes me... by TWX · · Score: 1

    ...is that people still make threats using a durable medium (ie, not simply mouthing-off without leaving a record) when they actually want to carry-out such threats. It also amazes me when people that have absolutely no idea how communications systems work use them for illegal activities where their lack of knowledge means that they don't have a clue how their communications could be intercepted.

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    1. Re:What amazes me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How's that amazing? Clueless people often have no idea of their own limits. Lots of people are confident, but totally useless.

    2. Re:What amazes me... by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      They are crazy and regard themselves as heroic. They do not understand why anybody would be against them.

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  8. Knights who say "Ni" by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 0

    Well, now you've done it. You've attracted attention from the Secretive Service by using the words "Obama" and "assassinate".

    Wait, I used them . . . !

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    1. Re:Knights who say "Ni" by weilawei · · Score: 1

      Well, now you've done it. You've attracted attention from the Secretive Service by using the words "Obama" and "assassinate".

      Wait, I used them . . . !

      I don't think you should have done that.

    2. Re:Knights who say "Ni" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good thing I'm connected to this super-secret anonymous proxy at 127.0.0.1 and using double-ROT13 encryption, and pass my data through multiple router hops (monitored by the NSA) so there is NO way they can ever get to me! Ha!

      Captcha: doubters

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  9. They do so much more! by devloop · · Score: 5, Informative

    SS agents are also versed in the arts of:

    Deflecting possible Colombian hooker attacks on the president.
    Drunk driving and crashing cars into WH's barriers and then destroying video evidence.
    Sexually harassing female staff.
    Committing arm burglary with their state issued 357 caliber guns.
    Being totally ineffective at stopping mentally disturbed individuals to fence jump into the WH's lawn.
    Letting armed ex felons ride the same elevator with the POTUS.

    But yeah, by all means, focus your efforts on Twitter.

    1. Re:They do so much more! by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      > Deflecting possible Colombian hooker attacks on the president.

      I hear this is quite a rigorous training course.

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    2. Re:They do so much more! by bobbied · · Score: 1

      > Deflecting possible Colombian hooker attacks on the president.

      I hear this is quite a rigorous training course.

      Just be sure to negotiate the fees and pay in advance, leaving your credit cards in the hands of others while taking the course. Be sure to tip well...

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    3. Re:They do so much more! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Deflecting possible Colombian hooker attacks on the president.
        If I remember right the whole thing came to light because the SS officer did not want to pay the full fee.

    4. Re:They do so much more! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you really think they're focusing on twitter, you might me dumb.

    5. Re:They do so much more! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    6. Re:They do so much more! by jklovanc · · Score: 3, Informative

      Being totally ineffective at stopping mentally disturbed individuals to fence jump into the WH's lawn.

      The president was on the other side of the building boarding a helicopter and in no danger. The fence jumper was in view of at least one agent at all times. He was stopped long before he encountered any non-security personnel. Their other option was to shoot him when he jumped the fence and then the headline would have been "Secret Service Murders Mentally Ill Veteran". Yes, he should not have gotten into the building but he was stopped soon after. The layered security worked.

      Letting armed ex felons ride the same elevator with the POTUS.

      If you are talking about this you should know a few points.
      1. While he had been arrested he was not convicted.
      2. We do not know what the arrest was for. It could have been something non-violent.
      3. He was a security guard for the CDC where the POTUS was visiting. He had therefore gone through the security screening of at least the CDC.
      4. He only came to the attention of the Secret Service because he would not stop photographing the POTUS when asked.
      This guy was in no way a threat

      BTW, one can not be an ex-felon unless pardoned.

    7. Re:They do so much more! by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Committing arm burglary with their state issued 357 caliber guns.

      I understand they're only taking left arms. Probably because there are several major league baseball teams looking for strong left arms.

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    8. Re:They do so much more! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1, thanks for the laugh.

    9. Re:They do so much more! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't the Armburgular the same as the Hamburgular in an Aussie accent?

    10. Re:They do so much more! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sexually harassing female staff.

      Are you saying that they are ineffective at sexually harassing male staff? Because that sounds like a challenge.

    11. Re:They do so much more! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Committing arm burglary with their state issued 357 caliber guns.

      The question is, what are the going to do with all the arms they stole? What about the hands and fingers?

    12. Re:They do so much more! by Rujiel · · Score: 1

      The columbian hooker story was nothing more than a huge distraction story to divert attention from a (not very US-ftiendly) south american summit that was happening at the time. Seriously, the DEA cooperates with criminals to murder imnocent people in these countries, but the media only flips its lid when hired goons are fucking hookers? Give me a break

    13. Re:They do so much more! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In other words, you can kind of argue against two of his six horrific points.

  10. So...political violence is the "ugliest" corner? by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 1

    >> Ugliest Corners of the Internet...online threats to the president and his family

    How is this uglier than child prostitution, the rapid increase of murder in inner cities, or...?

    I get that some level of executive security is probably a good thing, but does the Secret Service really need 1,500 people on staff?

  11. Twitter by alvinrod · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'd almost immediately consider anyone making a threat on Twitter, Facebook, or other social media site to be among the least credible threats. Anyone stupid enough to blab about those plans in public is too much of an idiot to get anywhere close to successfully accomplishing such a thing.

    The more credible threats are the ones posted on message boards or in chat rooms or other small corners of the internet where like-minded folk gather. Most of what you find there will still be people bouncing words and ideas around their little echo chamber, but a few might be crazy enough to try. Even then, I'd be far more concerned with the people who makes threats about shooting up a mall or blowing up a school as that's a far more attainable goal on a much softer target.

    Any threat worth devoting resources to stopping is likely to be using encryption or avoiding the internet as much as possible and trying not to draw attention to themselves.

    A better system would be to look at the online history and behavior of any individuals who have committed acts of terrorism or engaged is mass shootings or other violence to see if you can identify future cases based on any common behavior. That would be a far better use of resources than keeping tabs on some Jimbo who's always spouting his mouth off about the gov'mint being evil.

    1. Re:Twitter by bobbied · · Score: 1

      Minority report anyone?

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    2. Re:Twitter by tnk1 · · Score: 2

      Are you sure about that? You know, serious business types of threats like foreign intelligence or maybe pro terrorists may be using encryption, but there are plenty of people who go out and kill people who post YouTube videos and make posts about it. Lack of operational security isn't always an indicator of whether a threat is real, it just means they have a higher chance of being caught if someone is paying attention. The Secret Service is trying to pay attention.

    3. Re:Twitter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We have this idea, which is mostly an anti-pattern, that bad people have some inherit "bit" of badness in them which makes them identifiable. If only we could track all the people with "badness" in them, we could thwart all crime.

      It is a fallacy, crimes are committed by people. Nothing more, nothing less. People with clean records may find themselves in positions where they commit crimes. Likewise, people with poor records may find themselves in positions where they refrain from committing crimes. There is no "bad" gene.

      What we do have is a prison system that no longer educates the benefits of being virtuous. Given the absence of such education, the education done prisoner to prisoner is of what they already know. Our prisons are making better criminals. If you doubt it, look up the likelihood of a twice convicted prisoner going back to prison a third time.

    4. Re:Twitter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd almost immediately consider anyone making a threat on Twitter, Facebook, or other social media site to be among the least credible threats.

      That sounds exactly like what someone who was going to make threats would say. How about it threaty boy? Gonna make some threats?

    5. Re:Twitter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It depends.

      it's actually not uncommon for people who attempt murder/mass mudrer/assassinations to blab their plans prior to executing them.

      For one thing, they don't usualy juts have the plan pop into tehir head fully formed and ready to execute. Usually it starts as somethign they don't plan on doing. During that phase they woun't botehr much with any kind of operational ecurity becaus ethey aren't plannign an operation yet. Additioanly most motives for thes sorts are crimes are not rational (they stand nearly 0 chance of solving the percieved problem) and as such behavior surpounding them won't always be rational either.

      At a guess, theres a certain amount of "the right amount of crazy" that is being looked for. But mostly it'a a matter of "thsi guy posted about wanting to shoot the president, every couple days for a month, the suddenly shut up about it started googling for pressure cooker bomb plans and then bought a plane ticket to DC, let's pick him up at the airport" vs "this guy said he thinks someone should shoot the president on twitter once, but he lives in Kansas with a house-bound parent and doesn't own a gun".

    6. Re:Twitter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are ignoring threats from mentally unstable individuals. They are fairly common. There was an assassination attempt on President Reagan in 1981 that severely wounded his press secretary. And merely reading Slashdot shows mentally unstable individuals often use the internet before taking direct action.

  12. I wonder if Trevor Moore made the list for this by Opportunist · · Score: 1
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  13. why so little pragmatism. by nimbius · · Score: 0

    For anyone outside the states, the reason the US takes far more exhaustive measures to protect a single figurehead of state, has nothing to do with the practical governance of the state. there are 30 or more people who would advance and take the head-of-states office in the event of a catastrophe. the US is unique in that the average citizen is capable of purchasing nearly any weapon they want as a protected right enshrined in the constitution. You could purchase a kalashnikov, almost identical to one carried by the mujahadeen, for less than a few hundred dollars. our background checks are flagrantly and intentionally weak, so at most you have a weeks wait before you now have the ability to defeat conventional body armor and light vehicle armor.

    The president --most presidents-- doesnt worry about this level of assault weapon because most forms of transportation can protect against it. Unfortunately the US is also unique in that our citizens can purchase and own an anti-tank rifle, the BMG50. Very few, if any conventional armor or countermeasures can protect against a weapon that has an effective range of a mile away, and can defeat combat armored vehicles.

    The US presidents limousine is almost comically armoured when compared to other heads-of-state not because we have an inferiority complex, but because the average 4chan troll might own something that can take down a 747.

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    1. Re:why so little pragmatism. by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 1

      >> background checks are flagrantly and intentionally weak

      Background checks really aren't much use. Remember how fast the Charleston Church Shooting story (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charleston_church_shooting) vanished from the news last month when after was revealed that Roof (the shooter) had passed a federal (FBI) background check before purchasing his weapon.

      >> US presidents limousine is almost comically armoured

      The usual way to attack vehicles, buildings, and their occupants seems to be explosives, not firearms. Just ask anyone who's served in Iraq, Google the Oklahoma City incident, or look up how the mafia has been dispatching elected officials and judges in Italy. In any case you can't say that challenge is unique to America. (However, given how cheap armor is compared to other protection options, I don't think we're getting a bad deal here.)

    2. Re:why so little pragmatism. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plenty of things can take down a 747. Poor comparison. Additionally, the "anti-tank" potential of large caliber firearms depends almost entirely on the ammunition used, much of which is obscenely priced (as are those types of firearms themselves).

      Also, I'd love to know where you can get your hands on an AK or AK clone for only a few hundred bucks these days.

      Please educate yourself better before inaccurately kicking dirt around and passive-aggressively insulting the hard-won constitutional rights of United States citizens. Thank you.

    3. Re:why so little pragmatism. by tnk1 · · Score: 2

      True, although I should point out that to make a shot at about a mile away, you need to be very, very good at that anti-vehicle rifle. Of course, there are people who can, but they are very serious business types of former military snipers.

      The SS does check angles to ensure that the President is not rolling up on somewhere that you could get a one mile shot on a target. And when they can't they make sure of that, they try to make sure that no one knows the exact drop off points well enough to plan to be in such a place ahead of time.

    4. Re:why so little pragmatism. by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      It's actually possible to buy a Bofors L/60, which makes the 50 cal look like a pea shooter. They are a bit more tightly regulated though. There's some nice YouTube videos of someone blowing stuff up with his very own anti aircraft auto cannon.

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    5. Re:why so little pragmatism. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately the US is also unique in that our citizens can purchase and own an anti-tank rifle, the BMG50

      The M2 Browning MG is not an anti-tank rifle. .50 BMG isn't an anti-tank rifle, it is a cartridge. The Barret M99/M95/whatever are not anti-tank rifles, they are anti-materiel rifles. They cost upwards of $10,000, not including required licensing/paperwork/whatever, so no, the average 4chan troll is not going to be owning one. And it is incredibly unlikely that your average 4chan troll would be able to land a mile-long shot; it takes incredible amounts of training and math skills to even have a chance.

    6. Re:why so little pragmatism. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The president --most presidents-- doesnt worry about this level of assault weapon because most forms of transportation can protect against it. Unfortunately the US is also unique in that our citizens can purchase and own an anti-tank rifle, the BMG50. Very few, if any conventional armor or countermeasures can protect against a weapon that has an effective range of a mile away, and can defeat combat armored vehicles.

      And yet virtually all presidential assassinations,. woundings (eg T. Roosevelt, Reagan) and most attempts took place with handguns, at close range. Lee Harvey Oswald's 6.5mm Carcano rifle was pratically an antique and he was shooting at someone riding in an open convertible.

    7. Re:why so little pragmatism. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, an 'AK clone' is in the 'few hundred bucks' range these days, depending on your precise definition of 'few'. You can get a used, semi-auto AK-{something-or-other} for under a grand without too much effort. Really nice rifles can easily cost 10 times that, or more. (I have no idea about costs or availability if you can't or won't pass a background check.)

      Actual armor-piercing ammunition in an AK-friendly rifle caliber? That's going to be *much* harder to find, and any useful quantity would probably cost you more than your rifle, at least when discussing rounds capable of meaningfully piercing an armored vehicle.

    8. Re:why so little pragmatism. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For anyone outside the states, the reason the US takes far more exhaustive measures to protect a single figurehead of state...

      To anyone within "the states", everyone else has extensive protection for their head of state as well.

      And the USSS does a lot more than protect the president.

    9. Re:why so little pragmatism. by BlueStrat · · Score: 1

      However, given how cheap armor is compared to other protection options, I don't think we're getting a bad deal here.

      Even if armor works perfectly and stops any shrapnel or superheated explosion-related gasses & fire, any really significant detonation will still turn occupants into pink goo from acceleration/deceleration forces.

      If a heavily-armored limo gets tossed 500 feet through the air by an explosion, it's game over for the occupants even if the armor's integrity is not breached in any way.

      It's sort of like shaking a raw egg inside a metal box. It's gonna be messy.

      Strat

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    10. Re:why so little pragmatism. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't know shit about either type of armor or weapons and ammo if you think what you said is actually true. Noguns dipshits as usual spouting off like they know more than fuck-all about the things they rabidly and idiotically hate.

    11. Re:why so little pragmatism. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So youre saying that the pres needs to be more protected because people in the US have more freedom of choice than elsewhere? Thats terrible, someone should do something about that!

  14. Re:So...political violence is the "ugliest" corner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where were they in the 90's when Geocities was around??? Talk about the ugliest corner of the internet... You are 15 years to late boys...

  15. Uglier and Comparing Genocides by Etherwalk · · Score: 2

    >> Ugliest Corners of the Internet...online threats to the president and his family

    How is this uglier than child prostitution, the rapid increase of murder in inner cities, or...?

    I get that some level of executive security is probably a good thing, but does the Secret Service really need 1,500 people on staff?

    It's not so much that it's *worse* than those things. It's certainly not worth than sex trafficking, for example, where you get these kids raped fifteen times a day. (Read "River of Innocents" to learn more, for example, or Kevin Bales' or Victor Malarek's books).

    Fighting over what's "worst" or "ugliest" or so on is like fights over whose genocide is worse, or who has the most messed up family. At the end of the day it's pretty silly and it's usually a waste of time because you could be trying to deal with those problems rather than fighting about how to classify them. So let's accept "ugliest" as a rhetorical inaccuracy and move on.

    Because a lot of it pretty goddamn ugly, and they should be able to say it. Reading a single white supremacist website and it's like eating this vile filth that makes you want the whole country to take a shower. It must suck to be the SS agent who *has* to read that shit for his job. I'm sure you professionally detach a bit while having to pretend to relate and are actually able to go after some of the fuckers, so it's not as terrible as it could be, but it's still pretty ugly.

  16. I guess you can build a career... by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

    by getting the low hanging fruit.

    Anyone who is a serious threat wouldn't be talking about it online. He, she or they would be making preparations and keeping quiet.

    LK

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    1. Re:I guess you can build a career... by bobbied · · Score: 1

      That's only the smart ones..... But the smart ones would also realize that Ol' Uncle Joe is bat crazy and we are better off with the devil we know.

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    2. Re:I guess you can build a career... by Copid · · Score: 1

      The intersection of "smart enough to be careful when planning your assassination" and "dumb / crazy enough to try assassinating a sitting US President" is probably very, very small. No doubt it's dwarfed by several orders of magnitude by the set "dumb enough to threaten to kill the President."

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    3. Re:I guess you can build a career... by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      Excellent point.

      If you hate Obama because of his policies or politics, I think that you have to concede that a year and a half of Obama is preferable to risking nine and a half years of Biden.

      LK

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    4. Re:I guess you can build a career... by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      It'd have to be quite an assassin too - the president is very well-protected. He can't leave home without a security team going ahead and securing every building with a window that overlooks his route, and he only travels any significant distance in vehicles designed to withstand a small missile. The JFK days of open-topped limos are past. I'm not sure quite how it could be done without access to some serious military hardware.

      It'll be easier in a few years, when drones get smaller. You couldn't get a drone in close yet, but get them down to insect-sized and you can try fitting a ricin-tipped needle on one. It'd still be difficult even with that type of technology - you'd need to smuggle it through security at an event you knew he'd be attending, and try to stay unnoticed long enough to pilot it in from your smartphone... and I expect that once that tech becomes available, every area the president enters will also be screened off behind a mosquito net precisely to prevent such an attack.

  17. Time to bait the "line-eater" again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm changing all my .sigs to say:

    "I am going to kill President Obama - unless he is an oxygen-breather - I lke oxygen-breathers."

    and see how much time that wastes.

    The "unless" part can be changed each time to something else that any human knows is true - and which makes the statement as a whole clearly not a threat at all - but which a computer may have difficulty interpreting.

    For the record, I voted for Obama in 2008 and 2012 and, despite some decisions I don't like, I still consider him a decent President.

  18. Re:So...political violence is the "ugliest" corner by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

    the rapid increase of murder in inner cities, or...?

    What "rapid increase of murder"??

    Murder has been on the decline for decades. Hell, it's half what it was when I was in high school...

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  19. 50 Per day total? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Many of use hear two or three threats of "Assassination" towards "Obama" the "President", from total strangers, every day when we are out to lunch. Most of them are just venting, but if even a small fraction of them is real, then the SS has a hell of a lot more than 50 per day, It probably reaches into the millions.

    There is good news, or maybe bad news depending on your point of view. Many of the U.S. Secret service are actually loyal to the U.S. Constitution, and they may feel obligated to act.

    I'm just sayin.

    1. Re:50 Per day total? by neminem · · Score: 1

      Congratulations, you're on a watchlist now! You just said "assassination", and "Obama", in the same post.

      Wait, crap, now I am too.

    2. Re:50 Per day total? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is why you need to post anonymously.

  20. Class I by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We are all the first class here in Slashdot, baby!

  21. In 2009, Slashdot was a "dark corner" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Remember this?

    2009 VIRGINIA TERRORISM THREAT ASSESSMENT
    COMMONWEALTH OF VIRGINIA
    DEPARTMENT OF STATE POLICE
    VIRGINIA FUSION CENTER

    Page 45 under the section "Anonymous"

    Anonymous
    A "loose coalition of Internet denizens", Anonymous consists largely of users from multiple internet
    sites such as 4chan, 711chan, 420chan, Something Awful, Fark, Encyclopedia Dramatica,
    Slashdot, IRC channels, and YouTube. Other social networking sites are also utilized to mobilize
    physical protests. Anonymous has no leader and is reliant on the collective power of individuals
    acting in such a way that benefits the movement.

    1. Re:In 2009, Slashdot was a "dark corner" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah HAAA. I'm not part of Anonymous, I'm part of Suomynona.

    2. Re:In 2009, Slashdot was a "dark corner" by weilawei · · Score: 1

      Is that a political party in Finland?

  22. Re: Conspiracy to Assassinate Barack Hussein Obama by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's do it: you provide the laser, I'll find the shark.

  23. Why not just go to churchs and take their pictures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or demand records of the members? That would locate the vast majority of racists in this country. Also, a lot of those people own one of those gun things. They actually have one. They are the type of people that want to kill the President and us. They are so violent they own guns. That is how stupid they are. They think a gun will protect their family when it is actually 43 times more likely to be used to kill one of their own family members. Republicans are too stupid to understand 43 is bigger than 1. I knew that when I was five. Of course, I'm not a violent Republican. They're so stupid.

  24. Uglier corners by davidwr · · Score: 2

    To the extent that people make torture, snuff (murder), and animal- and child- or other-abuse movies for entertainment or financial (vs. war/propaganda) purposes and distribute those on the Internet, then the topic of this article is far, far from the "ugliest corner of the Internet."

    People who enjoy others' pain and can't or won't follow the laws regarding torture and abuse need serious mental and/or spiritual help. Those who go out of their way to profit from this kind of thing likely need spiritual help as well, independent of any criminal penalties.

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    1. Re:Uglier corners by weilawei · · Score: 3, Interesting

      People who enjoy others' pain and can't or won't follow the laws regarding torture and abuse need serious mental and/or spiritual help.

      Considering the role of religion in major conflicts over millenia, I see little reason to recommend spiritual help for people prone to that sort of thing.

    2. Re:Uglier corners by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They need personal help as much as they need most other problems in society solved. We all do. It's very difficult to remain sane today. There sure are different levels of insanity, but we are all suffering from all our problems, and most people will snap occasionally during their life.

  25. Re:So...political violence is the "ugliest" corner by laurencetux · · Score: 1

    the secret service does a lot more than The Protection Detail.

    In fact if over 10K in cash shows up during an investigation some subset will drop EVERYTHING and join in said investigation.

    Their Original Job was Anti Counterfeiting.

    so if say a hundred million in cash showed up somewhere they would stick the POTUS "In a closet" and sort out that.

    The Hacker Crackdown is a very fun book to read (and is LEGAL to just download!!)

    so if some "CandyFarm" had a bunch of cash stored it would be a very very very bad thing if a LEO found out.

  26. Re:Why not just go to churchs and take their pictu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Republicans are too stupid to understand 43 is bigger than 1. I knew that when I was five. Of course, I'm not a violent Republican. They're so stupid.

    Say hello to your next US President: PRESIDENT TRUMP.

  27. Re:Why not just go to churchs and take their pictu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, how long have you been off your medication?

  28. When I First Read the Title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I assumed they were looking at goatse. They are government employees after all.

  29. Re:So...political violence is the "ugliest" corner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because depriving a single child of a happy life is still a smaller scale injustice than depriving the majority of a nation it's choice of leader.

    If you believe in democracy, then believe in it. Don't be the jerk that thinks because democracy didn't go his way it's kosher to force the masses into an unpopular plan.

    Both acts are horrible, but one act harms the entire population. Yes, I'd say it is uglier. Not by the quality of the deed (as you are assessing it) but by the number of people impacted.

    But hey, I also think that people who steal a dollar from each of the entire population are more reprehensible than those who steal the same sum from a single person.

  30. Re:So...political violence is the "ugliest" corner by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 2

    >> What "rapid increase of murder"??

    How's life in the country? Here's some 2015/2014 stats...it's becoming a major political issue for those of us in and around cities.

    Chicago: 26 percent increase - http://www.chicagotribune.com/...
    Milwaukee: hit 2014's total in July! - http://www.jsonline.com/news/c...
    Baltimore: deadliest month in 40 years - http://www.baltimoresun.com/ne...
    New York: Mayor under fire for murder jump - http://www.politifact.com/pund...

  31. Re:So...political violence is the "ugliest" corner by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I get that some level of executive security is probably a good thing, but does the Secret Service really need 1,500 people on staff?

    The Secret Service protects more than the President. Plus, they're responsible for enforcing counterfeiting laws, which probably keeps them kind of busy, because counterfeiting has to be one of the most tempting crimes of all.

    The reason this story highlights Obama is because he's got that pesky problem with his skin color that makes him a target for domestic terrorists like this guy:

    http://www.nytimes.com/2015/07...

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  32. Why is the President a Target? by Tokolosh · · Score: 1

    Look, I can understand a few scattered crazies who would like to assassinate the president. But when thousands of people, groups, regions, countries, religions all over the world want to take him out, some serious self-contemplation is in order.

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    1. Re:Why is the President a Target? by Etherwalk · · Score: 1

      Look, I can understand a few scattered crazies who would like to assassinate the president. But when thousands of people, groups, regions, countries, religions all over the world want to take him out, some serious self-contemplation is in order.

      They don't. There are not thousands of countries, nor (probably) religions. Thousands of people want to kill you--or at least would kill you, which isn't quite the same thing--if you give the order to bomb them. The US bombs groups, generally ones that do things that suck, and then those people encourage their friends to want to kill the US.

      That doesn't mean US drone policy couldn't use a hard look--it could--but just because thousands of people want to kill you doesn't mean you are in need of serious contemplation. Thousands of people wanted to kill pretty much every head of state in history whose country was involved in a way.

  33. Re:Why not just go to churchs and take their pictu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd rather have an asshole that actually has balls than the rest of the corrupt, lazy jerks running. Trump might start WWIII, but he'll get shit done, and fire everyone that's lazy.

  34. Re:Why not just go to churchs and take their pictu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes but +43 is the exact same size as +1

  35. Buying big guns by davidwr · · Score: 1

    If I was a narcissist and had money to burn - which I don't - I might make a hobby of buying lots-of-paperwork-required guns just because I would be the only one on my block with such a collection.

    For safety's sake - and to calm down the local police - I would put a gun-lock or some equivalent on them and I would take further steps so it would take hours rather than minutes to make the gun fire-able. I wouldn't keep more than a token amount of ammo on-site either.

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  36. So, to really waste more taxpayer dollars... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    Everyone should issue threats daily to kill the president. Everyone on earth has a responsibility to do this.
    protect your privacy or you won't have any.

  37. Re:So...political violence is the "ugliest" corner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And if the person stealing a dollar from each of the entire population is the leader? What are you left with then?

  38. President Biden! by jcr · · Score: 0, Troll

    There's a reason nobody's taken a shot at the teleprompter-in-chief.

    -jcr

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    The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
  39. Ugliest corners? by Lumpy · · Score: 1

    So they are paying really close attention to the lemonparty websites?

    Suicide rates of Federal agents will start to climb drastically.

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  40. Must be an impossible task. by SuricouRaven · · Score: 3, Funny

    This is a fairly typical story on a right-wing pseudo-news site: http://www.wnd.com/2015/07/ban...

    Now, let us sample some of the comments that could be interpreted as threatening:
    "I dare you to come to Texas and tell Texans that you are going after their guns."
    "We need to undo everything he put in place while in Office. he is a lying muslim and traitor. We also need to immediately remove ALL of his appointees on day one of the next time we return to a Presidency. This muslim theocracy he works under is illegal."
    "Maybe while he's out of the country, we can talk our military into not letting AF One back INTO the country. Tell them to land somewhere else, not AMERICA. Keep him out, Maybe even the Secret Service will do their job of their oath of office to protect our nation from within (obama) and outside. Then he can stay in Kenya, without his protection and live it up! We'll send for AF 1 later, or even blow the damn thing up."
    "I hope the military and the police departments do not follow his orders when POTUS decides to grab our guns. I do not want to have to shoot a fellow American, but I have that constitutional right."
    "MOLON LABE! Send your storm troopers, you skunk, wannabe Adolf Hitler and you Communist wannabe Josef Stalin. See what happens when free people rise up and take back their country in a revolutionary war against tyranny. Oh did I forget also call you "King Barak the Only"?"
    "One if the best reasons for our 2nd Amendment is that we will be able to defend ourselves when the Obama goons come after us!!!"
    "omuzloid wont stop until the heart beat of america stops.....this sodomite muzloid is not fit for the office of the president and our elected servants in dc are cow towing to this loathsome peice of trash in the hopes of secureing the illegal power that he has grabbed the republicans are just as guilty as the demicrats.....we need to clean house senate and the presidency and we need to do this before omuzloid can create more havoc and strife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
    "I look for Obama to go after our guns through his illegal abuse of executive authority. We are the only ones who will stop him and that might not be pretty."
    "He wants a revolution, so he can martial law! I say lets give it to him! "
    "I want to send my sincere condolences to the families of the officers sent to try and take my GUNS.When our brave first responders follow illegal orders against there oath of office , I know they know better. Someone has to stand up and be first , and if our police and military refuse I WILL STAND ALONE. OUT OF MY COLD DEAD HANDS."

    That's just one story on one site! It's an impossible task trying to monitor all the potential threats.

    1. Re:Must be an impossible task. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I *wish* I could honestly claim that you were making things up, but comments like those are why a lot of *mainstream* news outlets have given up on having reader comments sections. You see people posting stuff like that on *economics* articles, and stories about how a cute kitten and a gorilla are friends.

    2. Re:Must be an impossible task. by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      I picked that site because they have a fairly rabid comment community, but not so fringe as to be completely isolated. WND is largely responsible for the Birther conspiracy theory - they started it, they worked tirelessly to promote it. Their stories are also frequently linked to from 'mainstream' right-wing news sites like OneNewsNow. They can't just be dismissed as some nutjob circle-jerk on a blog, they are still connected into the wider right-wing political community and can syndicate some columnists with real name recognition. They even have Chuck Norris writing for them.

      ONN is a lot stricter with their comments though: If you threaten to shoot police officers there, moderators are likely to pull the comment after a short time. With WND it's pretty much anything-goes, so long as you don't actually say anything positive about Obama - those comments get moderated out quickly enough.

    3. Re:Must be an impossible task. by OurDailyFred · · Score: 1

      >>not fit for the office of the president and our elected servants in dc are cow towing to this loathsome...

      Is the President actually towing cows around town? Do they need special shoes or something for that?
      Are there photos so we can see how it is done? Would I need a special license?

      Thanks!
      ODF

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  41. alternatively by aepervius · · Score: 1

    Alternatively there has been dumb people publishing their attempt on twitter or whatnot. Now , a lone snipper or gunman or bomb maker, which do not publish what they will do beforehand, that would be something else. Especially with drone which can hold enough weight to have a gun or a bomb. Also remember , some people landed and there were drone on the white house zone. Which leads me to think, the secret service might not be that incredible either, but enough to catch the most dumb and less likely to reach their goal.

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    1. Re:alternatively by Cito · · Score: 1

      When I get my chance the next time his motorcade rolls through as his car passes the Uhaul truck loaded with ammonium nitrate fertilizer and diesel, the size which took out half the OKC Federal building, a simple ironic "Obama phone burner (Safelink government cellphone)" wired as remote detonator should do the trick.

      Can watch the Michael Bay-esque entertainment from the roof of the building across the street.

    2. Re:alternatively by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

      Especially with drone which can hold enough weight to have a gun or a bomb.

      If you think about it, a drone loaded with explosives would be damn near impossible to defend against. They're quiet, fast, have a reasonable range, and can be controlled from a well-hidden location. Hell, with a little preparation you could pilot a drone over the web from any location on Earth.

      If I was part of the Secret Service protection detail, the idea of a cheap, consumer-grade, weaponized drone would scare the shit out of me as a possible attack vector.

      Maybe they could jam the usual control frequencies for a few blocks in every direction, but still, that's a mighty thin layer of protection against an attack.

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    3. Re:alternatively by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You seem to have a history of threatening to kill people. Did mummy and daddy not hug you enough (or maybe a little too much, if you know what I mean)?

    4. Re:alternatively by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Alternatively there has been dumb people publishing their attempt on twitter or whatnot

      But how will you know how I feel unless I publish my 50 page single space typed on a 1953 typewriter so "they" can't trace me manifesto?

  42. Re:So...political violence is the "ugliest" corner by Altrag · · Score: 1

    Its called word play and sensationalism.

    Looking in the "ugliest corners" doesn't necessarily mean you're looking for the ugliest acts -- just that you have to be in the same vicinity of them.

    The Twitter reference is just to garner eyeballs. I mean I'm sure they ARE watching Twitter (while most grandstanders are too stupid to follow through with their threats, some may actually have the capability and decide to make the attempt so you can't just ignore them even if the S/N ratio is pretty low.)

    Chances are any serious (non-grandstanding) plot involving multiple people (and thus requiring a communications channel) will be hiding in the worst areas of the net right beside the child pornographers and other nasties. So yes, they will have to dig into the "ugliest" parts of the net -- Twitter just isn't that particular part and the article writer is being intentionally vague in order to draw attention.

    Similarly, they're probably not just Googling for "Obama AND assassination" and calling it a day. They'll be looking for code phrases and questionable purchase patterns and other indicators of a serious plot made by people who are intelligent enough to at least attempt evading detection.

  43. AKA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    US Sercret Service agents hang out on 4chan

  44. President Joe BIden by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Best Protection Evah!

    after all, no body wants a President Joe Biden

  45. Re:So...political violence is the "ugliest" corner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought all these cities had strict gun control laws that would prevent all murders?

  46. The obvious next step by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Every should add the line:

    "Don't assassinate Obama!"

    or something with equivalent intent but different wording to their signature line and post freely.

  47. Attention: Assassins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do not say, yell, write, or type that you are going to kill the president or any other target.

    That will be all.

    1. Re: Attention: Assassins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do not personally approve of killing the president. In fact, I like Obama.

      I wouldn't even kill GWB.

  48. The secret service is a government bureaucracy by mikein08 · · Score: 1

    As such it will not be all that effective at its assigned task. Just as no other government bureaucracy is effective at ITS assigned task. And just because there's been no attempts on POTUS' life does not mean no one has been trying ... Secondly, a truly serious individual or group attempting to kill the president will NOT be using the internet for communications in connection therewith. Amateur individuals and groups will, of course, use whatever means is convenient, including the internet.

  49. Re:So...political violence is the "ugliest" corner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Surprise, surprise, nigger don't follow gun laws.

  50. Wrong Headline by Kirth · · Score: 1

    What have threats to the POTUS to do with "Stake Out the Ugliest Corners of the Internet"?

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  51. really? by nospam007 · · Score: 1

    "Secret Service Agents Stake Out the Ugliest Corners of the Internet"

    Public servants all day long on FaceBook is news?