>>not fit for the office of the president and our elected servants in dc are cow towing to this loathsome...
Is the President actually towing cows around town? Do they need special shoes or something for that? Are there photos so we can see how it is done? Would I need a special license?
Wow, I never thought of that. I first thought he was a typical Detroit resident, but then I realized he wouldn't dare keep his firearms in a safe.
But getting back to the original more serious question, how do you open a bottle of beer if you don't have an opener.
Simple! Call a Mounite. A number of us were traveling, and a real Mountie, a member of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, was assigned to our tour, as his job was to work with local LEOs to make sure all was well for our visit. We all had jobs for the "end of day" ceremonies, which included having supplies of refreshments, adequate ice, and munchies. The Mountie had the job of providing "refreshment access" as he made the mistake of telling us there were a half dozen places on a Mountie's dress uniform where one could pop open a bottle of beer.
It was our Mountie's job to ceremoniously present the beer opening tool, explain its safe use, demonstrate on his own beer, and then supervise everyone else for safe usage as they opened their own beer. We went through a spur, the belt buckle, the badge, the sights of an unloaded.38 special revolver, the trigger guard of an unloaded.38 special revolver, and a pair of handcuffs. So if you're ever out with your buddies and you have a case of beer in the car, don't forget you can always wave down a copy and ask to borrow his handcuffs so you can open your beer.
There could be many good reasons for Wolfram to avoid giving money to the university that educated him.
1. He may have realized the quality of the administration of the University was not up to his standards.
2. He may have felt slighted or even blocked in some cases by faculty members who were embarrassed that he was a much better scholar.
3. He may have identified problems with some of the tenured professors who he did not think were deserving of their responsibilities.
4. He may have developed an extreme distaste for the politics of academia.
5. He may have sent the cheque to the Macadamia people instead, and he's still enjoying monthly shipments of their delicious nuts, and has decided not to correct the mistake.
I've found it amazing that many otherwise intelligent people will believe that Taco Bell got its name because it was originally owned by the Mexican telephone company.
Try mentioning it the next time you drive past a TB when you have non/. readers in the vehicle.
We did not have a problem with theft, and our cleaning crew was made up of recently paroled criminals.
There was a supervisor, though, who was a guard at the correctional facility.. A very big, reasonable fellow who made it clear that any theft would be caught, and that being caught meant a cancellation of the parole. He explained to them how this was their one chance to earn an honest living and if they did well, they would leave with a reference for their next job. An HONEST reference.
When we would chat, he'd ask me to walk with him as he didn't disappear for very long as he checked everyone out. The cleaners were polite and they did a good job. They were also about ten or fifteen percent cheaper than the big companies. I often suspected the big companies hired the guys that were not good enough to work with the "good" parolees.
CRTC commissioners are gently co-opted by the industry they regulate, and are often reluctant to endanger job prospects in the industry once their term expires.
CRTC commissioners are appointed by the government, in a quasi-political process. The length of appointments are standard, but they do not all expire at the same time, so often you have commissioners appointed by different governments. I am told by commissioners that the government doesn't try to influence the commissioners too much, but these are people who have come to the attention of senior politicians and have many friends in the political process.
The political interference is low, but the real problem lies with the industry. A former commissioner once explained it to me. There are many opportunities for broadcasters, telephone company execs, satellite companies, etc. to mingle socially with commissioners. At some point, a senior executive will ask a commissioner a bit about how they enjoy the job, what they like best, etc. Slowly a dialogue ensues, often over several months. At some point the exec praises the commissioner's grasp of the industry issues, and asks what the commissioner plans to do once the term expires. If the commissioner is vague, the executive talks about how his company is always looking for people with "regulatory experience" and that salaries are usually much higher than what a commissioner earns. The exec says something to the effect of, how it would be improper to talk about it now, but if you're interested, come see me at the end of your term and we can talk.
Another exec may have a similar conversation with that same commissioner, because it doesn't hurt for that commissioner to see the "demand" for their services from the industry.
And that, is why the consumer gets screwed by the CRTC on most routine decisions. Examples:
The CRTC, facing complaints from AM radio stations about the increase in top forty FM stations, required FM stations to play a majority of NON-hit music. (eventually rescinded years later)
The CRTC allows Cable TV operators to deny "a la carte" purchase of specialty channels, and allowed cable companies to sell packages of channels which always included several channels that were not wanted by the majority of subscribers.
The phone companies get to charge you almost $3 a month extra on your phone bill for touch-tone dialing, even though you can't order a rotary dial service. The truth is that touch-tone dialing actually saves money for the phone company.
Now, the public is realizing how much they've been screwed by Canada's telecom industry. "Cutting the cord" in terms of dropping cable TV and getting Netflix, dropping the wireline phone company in favour of VoIP, is saving some families thousands per year.
Do the students wash their hands before using the scanner? How often is the scanner disinfected? Will it have a fine collection of elementary school nasal mucous?
While there is some wisdom in allowing the natural exposure to "childhood" diseases so antibodies can develop naturally to protect us in later life, do we want schoolkids to be sampling each other's nasal secretions?
Canada does have a definition of insanity, using the M'Naghten rule (sometimes referred to as the McNaughton rule) which has evolved into two principles, either of which defines an insane person as:
1. The accused did not understand the nature and quality of his act, or 2. The accused did understand the nature and quality of his act, but did not understand it was wrong.
In practice it is difficult for a defendant to successfully claim insanity unless it is upheld by serious medical evaluation.
>> Those librarians need to kick the hobos browsing porn off the library computers so they can get on ebay
A political friend of mine was on the local library board and he was wondering how to handle the problem of porn browsing on the library computers. I suggested a large sign right over the computers that were "open" with no filters. The sign would be right over the unobstructed faces of the users. It would say "PORN ENEABLED COMPUTERS" and be well lit in bright colours.
He told me he was afraid I'd be sitting up there smiling and waving at library patrons.
The story says Verizon spammed nearly two million customers who didn't have a chance to opt in or opt out of their advertising. The $7.4 million dollars was probably cheaper than the campaign to reach those customers. I do hope someone in Washington D.C. helps the FCC find their testicles, even one testicle might help.
If the deceased victim had not been a well-known entertainment lawyer, the family may have hired a tort lawyer and received a million or two from the government in "go away" money.
But killing a wealthy entertainment lawyer? Oh! This is going to be a big trial attracting a lot of local coverage. Best of all, there may be celebrity witnesses, the lawyer's clients who explain how the loss of their beloved counsel has caused them pain. There may be tears and running mascara. The replies from the actors will be some of the best emotionally powerful lines that Hollywood script writers can provide.
The jury will be made up of people who support the no-texting law, and the deputy will be painted as someone who got off because the D.A. didn't want to piss off his buddy the Sheriff.
The story will be a TV movie of the week or an episode in one of the many "taken from a true story" shows.
Whether the Sheriff punishes the deputy is immaterial, there's a great story to be told, and the deputy just killed a man who was important to the storytellers.
If you're an L./S. County taxpayer, grab your hanky and your checkbook.
The city of Wilson, North Carolina has a happy citizenry, and a couple of pissed off big ISPs. The big ISPs also lobbied the "reasonably priced" cough, NC legilsature to put the city owned outfit out of business but it didn't work.
Here's the city website, click on the:"Greenlight" link for their prices.
I think the best selling point is that all the tech staff are local, and... therefore more likely to understand the importance of not pissing off their neighbors.
In most jurisdictions, if you are granted a Trademark, you must defend it against anyone who infringes on the name, to keep it from becoming generic. Failed examples of that approach include aspirin, kerosene and even thermos. Therefore Ikea has a duty to keep people from infringing, and they appear to have done a much more gentle job of it than many companies.
Trademarks are expensive to maintain, and nearly impossible to keep if they become generic. A few decades ago, Styrofoam would often send a letter to journalists and publications objecting to the use of the word styrofoam. They pointed out it is a specific brand of that type of foam, and it must be spelled Styrofoam, and by the way, put the little TM for trademark at the end of it.
If Ikea wants to solve the problem and keep it manageable, they should approach the owner of the site, and ask her to come work for Ikea, which would take over the site by buying it from her and ask her to forward the hacks she likes to an engineering and design team who would look at the practicality, safety, etc. of the hack and then a monetary or gift certificate award would be given to the inventor. Ikea could have a special catalog page for the hacks, or even have point of sale posters showing a new use for a specific product.
Ikea would keep control, the originator of the idea would be compensated, and she would be able to continue her enjoyment of Ikea hacks and it would be one of those "feel good" stories that play fairly well in the media.
That was exactly my thought when I saw the paragraphs seven through 12 containing : "He is sued in his individual capacity," with section 12 using a plural instead of singular for the two defendants. Section 13 likely has a bearing on the "individual capacity" in case the judge finds they were not acting under "color of right" although I am not schooled in Illinois law. I do know that the state has incarcerated a sizable percentage of recent governors, but I do not know the statistics on former mayors.
While the HDHR Prime won't work for you, the normal Silicon Dust HDHR box (hooks up to an antenna and gives you two streams per box) runs for around $60 at newegg.com and you can run a couple of them (or more) on your network plus they will do a smart recording on Windows Media Center. "Smart" recording means it will record simply based on show title, and it will avoid recording duplicate episodes. You can also specify a particular hard drive for the system, so you can throw in a 3 or 4 TB drive and you'll be able to watch what you want, when you want.
You can even do "binge" viewing with favourite shows.
I have two HDHR boxes at my house in Florida, and I pick up about 45 OTA signals, about a dozen or so carry programs I might want to see (the rest are either religious or spanish language). Best of all, I throw the HD into my bag when I head north, and I always have something I can watch when I browse the WMC recorded show listings here up north.
Never overlook the obvious answer. Perhaps the cash deposits made by the porn stars were causing complaints from other customers that they were somewhat slippery and had an unusual odor.
Perhaps a few of us could undertake to have a whiff the next time we're in the WF bank.
Will the affected companies/services who were jammed by this guy decide to take him to civil court ?
If he screwed up the frequencies that other people paid to license, will they launch legal actions to recover money lost by his denial of their use of those frequencies? A few hundred thousand dollars in suits by the wireless phone companies, public safety organizations, etc. could really open the guy's eyes.
Cotton underpants can be used as coffee filters, and they're washable. If you use the underpants after you've worn them you're better off using the sides as the underpants will eventually develop large brown stains in the seat area. If you already have large brown stains in the seat area, you may want to avoid using that area anyway, as it will affect the taste of the coffee.
Not only will you save on coffee filters, you will also save on laundry soap and realize that you're displaying your concern for the environment by proudly hanging your coffee stained underpants on your clothesline for the neighbors to envy.
Actually Mr. Iron, it would be roughly 55 percent extra space, as translations of English into French are approximately 10 percent longer because of the way the language works. Those publishing bilingual materials often lower the font size of the French by a point, so the two languages can share the same layout and graphics.
But if all other things were equal, it would be about 55 percent larger.
A third movie could easily go ahead, as it would begin with Egon's funeral, clips of their reminiscences of Egon at a gathering of the remaining Ghostbusters when some plot device causes them to go back into action with Egon's replacement, his lab assistant, his son, Younger brother, etc. or some other reason to hold the plot together. Pepper the dialogue with references to Egon, keep the special effects within reason and you have a modestly priced film, give the original Ghostbusters a piece of the action to keep the costs down and voila - fans come to pay their respects to Egon.
Hey, movies have made money on a lot less of a plot.
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>>not fit for the office of the president and our elected servants in dc are cow towing to this loathsome...
Is the President actually towing cows around town? Do they need special shoes or something for that?
Are there photos so we can see how it is done? Would I need a special license?
Thanks!
ODF
Wow, I never thought of that. I first thought he was a typical Detroit resident, but then I realized he wouldn't dare keep his firearms in a safe.
But getting back to the original more serious question, how do you open a bottle of beer if you don't have an opener.
Simple! Call a Mounite. A number of us were traveling, and a real Mountie, a member of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, was assigned to our tour, as his job was to work with local LEOs to make sure all was well for our visit. We all had jobs for the "end of day" ceremonies, which included having supplies of refreshments, adequate ice, and munchies. The Mountie had the job of providing "refreshment access" as he made the mistake of telling us there were a half dozen places on a Mountie's dress uniform where one could pop open a bottle of beer.
It was our Mountie's job to ceremoniously present the beer opening tool, explain its safe use, demonstrate on his own beer, and then supervise everyone else for safe usage as they opened their own beer. We went through a spur, the belt buckle, the badge, the sights of an unloaded .38 special revolver, the trigger guard of an unloaded .38 special revolver, and a pair of handcuffs. So if you're ever out with your buddies and you have a case of beer in the car, don't forget you can always wave down a copy and ask to borrow his handcuffs so you can open your beer.
I do hope that helps.
There could be many good reasons for Wolfram to avoid giving money to the university that educated him.
1. He may have realized the quality of the administration of the University was not up to his standards.
2. He may have felt slighted or even blocked in some cases by faculty members who were embarrassed that he was a much better scholar.
3. He may have identified problems with some of the tenured professors who he did not think were deserving of their responsibilities.
4. He may have developed an extreme distaste for the politics of academia.
5. He may have sent the cheque to the Macadamia people instead, and he's still enjoying monthly shipments of their delicious nuts, and has decided not to correct the mistake.
I've found it amazing that many otherwise intelligent people will believe that Taco Bell got its name because it was originally owned by the Mexican telephone company.
Try mentioning it the next time you drive past a TB when you have non /. readers in the vehicle.
We did not have a problem with theft, and our cleaning crew was made up of recently paroled criminals.
There was a supervisor, though, who was a guard at the correctional facility.. A very big, reasonable fellow who made it clear that any theft would be caught, and that being caught meant a cancellation of the parole. He explained to them how this was their one chance to earn an honest living and if they did well, they would leave with a reference for their next job. An HONEST reference.
When we would chat, he'd ask me to walk with him as he didn't disappear for very long as he checked everyone out. The cleaners were polite and they did a good job. They were also about ten or fifteen percent cheaper than the big companies. I often suspected the big companies hired the guys that were not good enough to work with the "good" parolees.
ODF
CRTC commissioners are gently co-opted by the industry they regulate, and are often reluctant to endanger job prospects in the industry once their term expires.
CRTC commissioners are appointed by the government, in a quasi-political process. The length of appointments are standard, but they do not all expire at the same time, so often you have commissioners appointed by different governments. I am told by commissioners that the government doesn't try to influence the commissioners too much, but these are people who have come to the attention of senior politicians and have many friends in the political process.
The political interference is low, but the real problem lies with the industry. A former commissioner once explained it to me. There are many opportunities for broadcasters, telephone company execs, satellite companies, etc. to mingle socially with commissioners. At some point, a senior executive will ask a commissioner a bit about how they enjoy the job, what they like best, etc. Slowly a dialogue ensues, often over several months. At some point the exec praises the commissioner's grasp of the industry issues, and asks what the commissioner plans to do once the term expires. If the commissioner is vague, the executive talks about how his company is always looking for people with "regulatory experience" and that salaries are usually much higher than what a commissioner earns. The exec says something to the effect of, how it would be improper to talk about it now, but if you're interested, come see me at the end of your term and we can talk.
Another exec may have a similar conversation with that same commissioner, because it doesn't hurt for that commissioner to see the "demand" for their services from the industry.
And that, is why the consumer gets screwed by the CRTC on most routine decisions. Examples:
The CRTC, facing complaints from AM radio stations about the increase in top forty FM stations, required FM stations to play a majority of NON-hit music. (eventually rescinded years later)
The CRTC allows Cable TV operators to deny "a la carte" purchase of specialty channels, and allowed cable companies to sell packages of channels which always included several channels that were not wanted by the majority of subscribers.
The phone companies get to charge you almost $3 a month extra on your phone bill for touch-tone dialing, even though you can't order a rotary dial service. The truth is that touch-tone dialing actually saves money for the phone company.
Now, the public is realizing how much they've been screwed by Canada's telecom industry. "Cutting the cord" in terms of dropping cable TV and getting Netflix, dropping the wireline phone company in favour of VoIP, is saving some families thousands per year.
"...care where she faeces."
FTFY
You're welcome.
Do the students wash their hands before using the scanner? How often is the scanner disinfected? Will it have a fine collection of elementary school nasal mucous?
While there is some wisdom in allowing the natural exposure to "childhood" diseases so antibodies can develop naturally to protect us in later life, do we want schoolkids to be sampling each other's nasal secretions?
Canada does have a definition of insanity, using the M'Naghten rule (sometimes referred to as the McNaughton rule) which has evolved into two principles, either of which defines an insane person as:
1. The accused did not understand the nature and quality of his act, or
2. The accused did understand the nature and quality of his act, but did not understand it was wrong.
In practice it is difficult for a defendant to successfully claim insanity unless it is upheld by serious medical evaluation.
>> Those librarians need to kick the hobos browsing porn off the library computers so they can get on ebay
A political friend of mine was on the local library board and he was wondering how to handle the problem of porn browsing on the library computers. I suggested a large sign right over the computers that were "open" with no filters. The sign would be right over the unobstructed faces of the users. It would say "PORN ENEABLED COMPUTERS" and be well lit in bright colours.
He told me he was afraid I'd be sitting up there smiling and waving at library patrons.
Oh well.
The story says Verizon spammed nearly two million customers who didn't have a chance to opt in or opt out of their advertising. The $7.4 million dollars was probably cheaper than the campaign to reach those customers. I do hope someone in Washington D.C. helps the FCC find their testicles, even one testicle might help.
ODF
If the deceased victim had not been a well-known entertainment lawyer, the family may have hired a tort lawyer and received a million or two from the government in "go away" money.
But killing a wealthy entertainment lawyer? Oh! This is going to be a big trial attracting a lot of local coverage. Best of all, there may be celebrity witnesses, the lawyer's clients who explain how the loss of their beloved counsel has caused them pain. There may be tears and running mascara. The replies from the actors will be some of the best emotionally powerful lines that Hollywood script writers can provide.
The jury will be made up of people who support the no-texting law, and the deputy will be painted as someone who got off because the D.A. didn't want to piss off his buddy the Sheriff.
The story will be a TV movie of the week or an episode in one of the many "taken from a true story" shows.
Whether the Sheriff punishes the deputy is immaterial, there's a great story to be told, and the deputy just killed a man who was important to the storytellers.
If you're an L./S. County taxpayer, grab your hanky and your checkbook.
Importance vs. value? Seriously? When was the last time you paid for something that had no perceived value to you?
How about alimony?
The city of Wilson, North Carolina has a happy citizenry, and a couple of pissed off big ISPs. The big ISPs also lobbied the "reasonably priced" cough, NC legilsature to put the city owned outfit out of business but it didn't work.
Here's the city website, click on the :"Greenlight" link for their prices.
http://www.wilsonnc.org/
I think the best selling point is that all the tech staff are local, and... therefore more likely to understand the importance of not pissing off their neighbors.
If his name were Schrodinger, we'd never know.
Didn't Lewis Carroll mention them in Jabberwocky? I seem to recall in the second stanza:
"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bundesnachrichtendienst!"
In most jurisdictions, if you are granted a Trademark, you must defend it against anyone who infringes on the name, to keep it from becoming generic. Failed examples of that approach include aspirin, kerosene and even thermos. Therefore Ikea has a duty to keep people from infringing, and they appear to have done a much more gentle job of it than many companies.
Trademarks are expensive to maintain, and nearly impossible to keep if they become generic. A few decades ago, Styrofoam would often send a letter to journalists and publications objecting to the use of the word styrofoam. They pointed out it is a specific brand of that type of foam, and it must be spelled Styrofoam, and by the way, put the little TM for trademark at the end of it.
If Ikea wants to solve the problem and keep it manageable, they should approach the owner of the site, and ask her to come work for Ikea, which would take over the site by buying it from her and ask her to forward the hacks she likes to an engineering and design team who would look at the practicality, safety, etc. of the hack and then a monetary or gift certificate award would be given to the inventor. Ikea could have a special catalog page for the hacks, or even have point of sale posters showing a new use for a specific product.
Ikea would keep control, the originator of the idea would be compensated, and she would be able to continue her enjoyment of Ikea hacks and it would be one of those "feel good" stories that play fairly well in the media.
Plus, Ikea would get a LOT more ideas.
That was exactly my thought when I saw the paragraphs seven through 12 containing : "He is sued in his individual capacity," with section 12 using a plural instead of singular for the two defendants. Section 13 likely has a bearing on the "individual capacity" in case the judge finds they were not acting under "color of right" although I am not schooled in Illinois law. I do know that the state has incarcerated a sizable percentage of recent governors, but I do not know the statistics on former mayors.
If they called themselves "Ciscle" they could find another outfit called "E-Bert" and go review movies.
Or not.
While the HDHR Prime won't work for you, the normal Silicon Dust HDHR box (hooks up to an antenna and gives you two streams per box) runs for around $60 at newegg.com and you can run a couple of them (or more) on your network plus they will do a smart recording on Windows Media Center. "Smart" recording means it will record simply based on show title, and it will avoid recording duplicate episodes. You can also specify a particular hard drive for the system, so you can throw in a 3 or 4 TB drive and you'll be able to watch what you want, when you want.
You can even do "binge" viewing with favourite shows.
I have two HDHR boxes at my house in Florida, and I pick up about 45 OTA signals, about a dozen or so carry programs I might want to see (the rest are either religious or spanish language). Best of all, I throw the HD into my bag when I head north, and I always have something I can watch when I browse the WMC recorded show listings here up north.
Never overlook the obvious answer. Perhaps the cash deposits made by the porn stars were causing complaints from other customers that they were somewhat slippery and had an unusual odor.
Perhaps a few of us could undertake to have a whiff the next time we're in the WF bank.
Will the affected companies/services who were jammed by this guy decide to take him to civil court ?
If he screwed up the frequencies that other people paid to license, will they launch legal actions to recover money lost by his denial of their use of those frequencies? A few hundred thousand dollars in suits by the wireless phone companies, public safety organizations, etc. could really open the guy's eyes.
ODF
Cotton underpants can be used as coffee filters, and they're washable. If you use the underpants after you've worn them you're better off using the sides as the underpants will eventually develop large brown stains in the seat area. If you already have large brown stains in the seat area, you may want to avoid using that area anyway, as it will affect the taste of the coffee.
Not only will you save on coffee filters, you will also save on laundry soap and realize that you're displaying your concern for the environment by proudly hanging your coffee stained underpants on your clothesline for the neighbors to envy.
Hope that helps!
Actually Mr. Iron, it would be roughly 55 percent extra space, as translations of English into French are approximately 10 percent longer because of the way the language works. Those publishing bilingual materials often lower the font size of the French by a point, so the two languages can share the same layout and graphics.
But if all other things were equal, it would be about 55 percent larger.
I do hope that helps. But it probably won't.
F.
A third movie could easily go ahead, as it would begin with Egon's funeral, clips of their reminiscences of Egon at a gathering of the remaining Ghostbusters when some plot device causes them to go back into action with Egon's replacement, his lab assistant, his son, Younger brother, etc. or some other reason to hold the plot together. Pepper the dialogue with references to Egon, keep the special effects within reason and you have a modestly priced film, give the original Ghostbusters a piece of the action to keep the costs down and voila - fans come to pay their respects to Egon.
Hey, movies have made money on a lot less of a plot.
F.