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Voyager's Golden Record For Aliens Now Available On SoundCloud

Posted by samzenpus on from the all-the-better-to-hear dept.

An anonymous reader writes: For years you've been able to listen to the sounds recorded on the golden records carried by the twin Voyager spacecraft online but NASA just made it a bit easier. The orginization just uploaded the recordings to SoundCloud. Now you can listen to a continuous stream of clips instead of clicking back and forth to hear the different tracks.

57 comments

  1. Interns running SlashDot tonight... by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 2

    >> The orginization just

    NASA did, did they?

    1. Re: Interns running SlashDot tonight... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's no golden girls, but, nice first post!

    2. Re:Interns running SlashDot tonight... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When CmdrTaco left, he had them delete his account since he didn't want to be able to come back.
      Now he submits articles as "anonymous reader". We can tell it's him because of the typos.

  2. Ein folk got two greetings. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Guess which one.

    1. Re:Ein folk got two greetings. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's "volk", you illiterate clod.

    2. Re:Ein folk got two greetings. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Any alien can appreciate the humongous difference between a communist 'hello' and a capitalist 'hello'. They are already being listened by the SETI program, so the adjustment is not so great if they decide to visit us.

  3. Copyright? by MobSwatter · · Score: 3, Funny

    Oh the phone lines are hot to the RIAA tonight!

    1. Re:Copyright? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's no music on this disc, only greetings by unknown people who probably signed off to NASA anyway.

    2. Re:Copyright? by io333 · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure a few of the tracks are copywritten and have only been available on the torrent (complete) version, which NASA has never put up for listening.

    3. Re:Copyright? by siddesu · · Score: 2

      Copyrighted. It is a copy-right, not a copy-write. Because it is the right-holders are important, and not the people who actually write. ;)

    4. Re:Copyright? by deviated_prevert · · Score: 3, Informative

      There's no music on this disc, only greetings by unknown people who probably signed off to NASA anyway.

      Wrong. They even put Glenn Gould on the disk so Sony most likely will be selling records and interstellar performance rights to the aliens who come to earth to find out who the hell played the piano like that and what why it has evil discordant humming in the background!

      My favourite piece is the gavotte en rondeaux from partita 3 of Bach which I play on the guitar. But as far as the RIAA and US .gov revisions of who owns music goes WHO GIVES A SHIT? They are the worst bunch of fuckwad backward minded asshole aliens on this or any planet IMO. In a few hundred years the truly great music performances of this planet will most likely only be available on the voyageur space craft.

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      This message was not sent from an iPhone because Peter Sellers really was a deviated prevert without a dime for the call
    5. Re:Copyright? by rossdee · · Score: 1

      By the time it gets to where aliens are going to pick it up and listen to it, the copyright will have expired

    6. Re:Copyright? by JazzLad · · Score: 1

      It's going to take forever for them to hear it (the day after Steamboat Willie goes PD)?

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      "If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear." - Every fascist, ever
    7. Re:Copyright? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "voyageur" LOL

    8. Re:Copyright? by kimvette · · Score: 1

      > By the time it gets to where aliens are going to pick it up and listen to it, the copyright will have expired

      Not if Disney gets their way, it won't. Remember, "limited duration" = forever, minus one day.

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      The Christian Right is Neither (Christian nor right). See: Matthew 23, Matthew 25, Ezekiel 16:48-50
  4. tube? by invictusvoyd · · Score: 1

    I think it has been available on youtube for sometime now..

  5. If only we'd known by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 4, Funny

    We could've just engraved a URL onto the side of each Voyager.

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    1. Re:If only we'd known by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Bah, use a QR code. Don't make them type that stuff in themselves you inconsiderate clod.

    2. Re:If only we'd known by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Nope. Not only did "The Web" not exist as we know it when the rockets were launched in the 1970ies, but also there have not been nice ways to compress images and/or audio. Of course, a preconceived URL could've been engraved onto the probes, but then the standards for URLs etc. would've been affected by that. Or it could've been transmitted back through time, with a comment saying "do not dereference until 2015". Of course all of that would be sort of difficult anyway, given that a URL cannot be used outside our internet. Except, the Voyager probes could've dropped tiny link nodes at strategic locations to enable a continuous link to the internet. Thus, in theory, we could have provided extraterrestrials with access to our computer networks.

    3. Re:If only we'd known by Tablizer · · Score: 3, Funny

      We could've just engraved a URL onto the side of each Voyager.

      A pop-up ad could offend them enough to annihilate us

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      Table-ized A.I.
    4. Re:If only we'd known by Gadget_Guy · · Score: 4, Funny

      In space, no one can hear you whoosh!

    5. Re:If only we'd known by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder how many of them would've signed up for Ashley Madison? Only time will tell.

    6. Re:If only we'd known by DrVxD · · Score: 1

      Or an interstitial ad could have triggered their ADHD and move on to the next planet.

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      Not everything that can be measured matters; Not everything that matters can be measured.
  6. Thanks, Earthlings by waynemcdougall · · Score: 2

    That's actually a lot more convenient. Do you know how much trouble it is to get a needle for Gold records? I have to keep borrowing Bowie's.

    Now if you could just get IPv6 sorted, I would feel much more welcomed.

    Yours sincerely

    Your Alien Overlord

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    Recycle PCs and build a wireless community network www.hillsborough.org.nz
    1. Re:Thanks, Earthlings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mr. Alien,

      There is a needle included with each record for your convenience.

  7. Dogs? Wild Dogs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Has anyone actually listened to all of this stuff on this golden disc? Wild freaking dogs barking, chimpanzees screeching, the sounds of a heartbeat overlapping a freaking hurricane, a baby screaming, and to top it all off, the noise of a ton of frankly uncoordinated people giving greetings sometimes in a very stand-offish tones? If I were an alien and I found this and decoded it, I'd be freaking terrified of earth. I'd tell all of my alien friends, "oh, hell no, don't go near that planet; those guys are freakin' scary".

    What were they thinking?

    1. Re:Dogs? Wild Dogs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      And tractor noises.

      So basically we're a planet infested with wild dogs and chimpanzees, with humans who can't communicate because we each speak a different language riding tractors through hurricanes, our hearts racing constantly in fear of the wild dogs that will inevitably get us.

      We might as well have just forged the disc out of plutonium and filled it with the noises of nuclear blasts.

    2. Re:Dogs? Wild Dogs? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      or worse, a Trump speech

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      Table-ized A.I.
    3. Re:Dogs? Wild Dogs? by io333 · · Score: 1

      lol oh shit that's funny

    4. Re:Dogs? Wild Dogs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must be mexican

    5. Re:Dogs? Wild Dogs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yo quiero Taco Bell

    6. Re:Dogs? Wild Dogs? by Scarletdown · · Score: 1

      It looks like it was late enough in 1977 when these were launched, that they could have added photos of the Death Star blowing up Alderaan, and then a diagram of our asteroid belt.

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      This space unintentionally left blank.
  8. Damn aliens! by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    "Number 9, Number 9, Number 9, Number 9, Number 9, Number 9,..."

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    Table-ized A.I.
    1. Re:Damn aliens! by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      Number 8

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      systemd is Roko's Basilisk.
  9. Thankfully they put WHITE people on the picture... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not Africans, who are clearly incapable of building a car, let alone something like Voyager.
    Of course, you can bet your bottom dollar that if they ever produce anything like Voyager again, with a plaque with pictures of human beings on it, the non-whites will be demanding that they 'hitch a free ride', rather like all the non-white parasites in white countries DEMAND the 'right' to associate with white people - who clearly don't want them around. Why aren't millions of white people moving to Africa, India and China every year? Any answers? Why are there hundreds of areas in every white country, which have a much higher percentage of non-whites than the percentage of non-whites in the population as a whole? Because MOST white people don't want to live around non-whites, so they MOVE AWAY from areas that non-whites have moved into, and almost NO whites move INTO those areas.

  10. Re:Thankfully they put WHITE people on the picture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unless you can clearly prove that no people of race other than white built every bit that went into Voyager, you are just spewing stupid bullshit that also happens to be racist.

  11. Re: Thankfully they put WHITE people on the pictur by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyway, they look like Gold people to me.

  12. Re:Thankfully they put WHITE people on the picture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some people might consider your comment a bit racist.
    Why are you so angry?
    Try including more fiber in your diet.

  13. Where's the volume control? by AndyKron · · Score: 1

    Available on the world's only audio player WITHOUT A VOLUME CONTROL. Fuck that.

  14. Why not the ISO file? by houghi · · Score: 1

    Why do they not make the ISO file available?

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    Don't fight for your country, if your country does not fight for you.
    1. Re:Why not the ISO file? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because it was a LP, dumbass.

    2. Re:Why not the ISO file? by jrumney · · Score: 1

      If there are advanced alien species out there that would go to the trouble of decoding our message, we expect them to be audiophiles who would turn their nose up at ISO files and the CD medium they represent.

  15. BOYCOTT MUSIC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Music was invented to placate simple minds and worst of all, is rife with proprietary binary blobs. No self-respecting intellectual human (yes, even females) should spend a single second on this cacophony.

  16. Encoded image audio? by SalsaDot · · Score: 1

    I was hoping for access to the audio tones that encode the images, it would be cool to get a decoder going for them, SSTV FTW

  17. So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's been available on Youtube and CD for years and even Vinyl for decades.

    This post is nothing but SPAM

  18. And the aliens said... by VAXcat · · Score: 1

    "Send more Chuck Berry"

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    There is no God, and Dirac is his prophet.
  19. Re:Thankfully they put WHITE people on the picture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hilarious, absolutely hilarious. I see that you couldn't disprove my facts - that Africans are clearly incapable of building even a car, let alone a Voyager? Do you have any evidence to the contrary? A secret space mission based in Africa somewhere? You brainwashed idiot.

  20. Blind Willie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I find it really cool that Blind Willie Johnson is on this recording.

    1. Re:Blind Willie by DrVxD · · Score: 1

      There was a scene I always liked on The West Wing where Josh waxes lyrical about Johnson being on the disc (It's about 1:50 into This clip)

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      Not everything that can be measured matters; Not everything that matters can be measured.
    2. Re:Blind Willie by blue+trane · · Score: 1

      Louis Armstrong, probably the greatest musician ever, is also on it.

  21. Wonder what else is buried in the recording by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1
    William Safire was a political hack in Nixon administration, working as his speech writer. Later he wrote a NYT column in word origins and etymology. In one of those columns he was crowing about how he slipped a reference to God past the watchful eyes of the secular materialistic scientists of NASA. He basically got the year 1970 AD mentioned in the text. He was all agog that these NASA scientists did not realize AD stood for Anna Domini, the Year of the Lord, and he was proud of his little contribution in carrying the name of his God to the aliens who might encounter this spacecraft.

    Wondering how much more these political hacks have slipped into the message and the recordings.

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    sed -e 's/Chuck Norris/Rajnikant/g' joke > fact
    1. Re:Wonder what else is buried in the recording by sudon't · · Score: 1

      What's the alternative, C.E., (Christian Era)? I really don't see what difference it could possibly make. Either way, it's just a convention. First, the aliens would have to know it's an abbreviation for a particular Latin phrase, then they'd have to be able to translate that into their language, getting their equivalent of "Year of our Lord". Who knows what they'd make of that? But of course, they'd have no way of knowing what the letters "A.D." stand for, in the first place. It's pathetic, really.

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      -- sudon't

      Air-ride Equipped

    2. Re:Wonder what else is buried in the recording by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1
      CE is NOT Christian Era, it is Common Era. BCE is Before Common Era.

      Of course it did not make sense to be proud of adding AD to the text, if you are seriously sending a message to be read by the aliens, who could not exist if Bible is literally true, then whats the logic? But it makes sense if you are charlatan trying to burnish your credentials in front of people who are not thinking logically.

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      sed -e 's/Chuck Norris/Rajnikant/g' joke > fact
    3. Re:Wonder what else is buried in the recording by painandgreed · · Score: 1

      What's the alternative, C.E., (Christian Era)?

      Christian Empire

  22. Copyrighted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Someone should tell the aliens that all of the images and audio and video is copyrighted.

  23. I'll Stick with Hawkwind by sudon't · · Score: 1

    Personally, if I want a record to give me the experience of space travel, I'll stick with Hawkwind.

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    -- sudon't

    Air-ride Equipped

  24. Hacked by Aliens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, the Magyar (Hungarian) greeting is... well... grammatically incorrect and the pronunciation sounds rather alien. Is it possible that the recording was hacked by aliens?