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The Weird History of the Microsoft Windows Start Button
Gamoid writes: Windows 3.1 was so complicated that even a Boeing propulsion scientist couldn't figure out how to open a word processor. A behavioral scientist, who once worked with BF Skinner at Harvard, was brought in to Microsoft to figure out what was going wrong — and he came up with the Start button, for which he holds the patent today. It's a weird and cool look at how simple ideas aren't obvious.
The only intuitive interface is the nipple and it will be forever great.
... for those who don't scroll much.
"I like to lick butts!" by MobileTatsu-NJG (#32700246) (Score:5, Informative)
Somebody was facing a problem. He thought about the problem.
He looked at System 7
He proposed a solution. It worked.
“He’s not deformed, he’s just drunk!”
32 bit extensions and a graphical shell [on top of] a 16 bit patch to an 8 bit operating system originally coded for a 4 bit microprocessor, written by a 2 bit company, that can't stand 1 bit of competition.
Well, in Windows 95/98/ME, the start button was misnamed, it should have been "Try" or "Attempt to" (but no guarantee, YMMV).
You need to teach your baby to use the nipple, too.
I wonder how many of these nipple-challanged babies grow up and go to work for Microsoft.
You double clicked on a game icon and it launched within two seconds
Well...either that, or you got a message saying that you needed to lower/raise the bit depth of your display, enable/disable some memory manager, or something similar. I kind of missed Windows 3.1 too, until I started playing with it in a VM and kept running into all the antiquated bits that I'd forgotten about...then it would make one of the classic "ding" sounds, and I'd forgive it in a wash of nostalgia.
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
I used to work at Boeing. Some of those people are still looking for the 'Any' key.
Have gnu, will travel.
Later on I'm surprised the Win7 advertisements didn't go like this:
"I'm a PC and looking like a Mac was my idea."
In a Skinner box, the lab rat pushes a button and gets a food pellet ... Or, an electric shock... With WinX, pressing the start button has never caused the computer to dispense food, but often the user is shocked by the results ...
Like a good neighbor, fsck is there
Nostalgia? I've been trying to save my final thesis paper for years:
Abort, Retry, Fail? R ....
Abort, Retry, Fail? R
Abort, Retry, Fail? R
Abort, Retry, Fail? R
Abort, Retry, Fail? R
*cries*
Nipples are like remote controlled cars.
They're intended for kids, but it's always the dads who end up playing with them.
> They go for human ones like magnets
Well, who doesn't? :)