Fossil CEO: Wearables Smothering Swiss Watch Business
itwbennett writes: I think technology and the whole idea of wearables ... has taken some of the oxygen out of the Swiss business,' Fossil CEO Kosta Kartsotis told analysts on a call to discuss the watch maker's second quarter results. These new competitors, along with other factors like a strong U.S. dollar, contributed to Fossil's quarterly revenue decline, Kartsotis said. Last week, a report from market research firm NPD Group claimed the Apple Watch was partially behind the largest slump in U.S. watch sales since 2008.
Now that cancer has metastasized and many other tiny countries that do not have the natural defenses of Switzerland are offering similar money laundering facilities. If their watch and clock industries die, if their chocolates and cheeses go out of fashion it would be a good beginning. But death of their banks is what we are really rooting for.
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