Android M's Official Name Is Marshmallow
An anonymous reader writes: As they've done in the past, Google has revealed the name for the upcoming version of Android with a new statue in front of its headquarters. Android's sixth version will be called Marshmallow. Dave Burke, Android's VP of engineering, unveiled the statue on Twitter.
Google has also released the Android 6.0 SDK and the final M preview.
I was really expecting the statue to be an androided version of the Stay-Puft Marshmallow man. The statue is a little disappointing.
I read the internet for the articles.
'Marshmallow' is the perfect word for a label that carries no content, is all fluff, and whose sole purpose is to appeal to people with simple tastes.
(Note that I'm not talking about the OS, but the practice of giving each version a cute name. Android is not alone in this practice, but with 'Marshmallow' they seem to have achieved the pinnacle of its banality.)
I can see the fnords!
Milkshake would have been more fun, if only for the image of an Android filled with chocolatey goodness and a pair of straws for antennae.
Wood Shavings!
- Godai
It usher in the age of Gozer!
Agent K: A *person* is smart. People are dumb, stupid, panicky animals, and you know it.
Its predecessor, Lollipop, clawed it way to 18.1% share in just 9 short months! In fact, Android versions released since October 2013 (KitKat) account for a whopping 57.4 share! With quick adoption like that, you should plan to upgrade your current phone to Marshmallow any day now.
(Achievement unlocked: I typed that whole thing with a straight face.)
Dewey, what part of this looks like authorities should be involved?
Android's total history has reached the half-way point, unless you know the name of something sugary that starts with a left bracket.
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