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Tech Nightmares That Keep Turing Award Winners Up At Night

itwbennett writes: At the Heidelberg Laureate Forum in Germany this week, RSA encryption algorithm co-inventor Leonard Adelman, "Father of the Internet" Vint Cerf, and cryptography innovator Manuel Blum were asked "What about the tech world today keeps you up at night?" And apparently they're not getting a whole lot of sleep these days. Cerf is predicting a digital dark age arising from our dependence on software and our lack of "a regime that will allow us to preserve both the content and the software needed to render it over a very long time." Adelman worries about the evolution of computers into "their own species" — and our relation to them. Blum's worries, by contrast, lean more towards the slow pace at which computers are taking over: "'The fact that we have brains hasn't made the world any safer,' he said. 'Will it be safer with computers? I don't know, but I tend to see it as hopeful.'"

82 comments

  1. Brains by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The danger is that those of us with brains aren't the ones who become politicians.

  2. Blue LEDs by mccalli · · Score: 5, Funny

    Those are the tech nightmare that keep me up at night, anyway.

    1. Re:Blue LEDs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Put a little piece of electrical tape over them and the blue light won't bother you while you're trying to get to sleep.

    2. Re:Blue LEDs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not always a solution. Some designer idiots put white always-on leds under translucent plastic right where the touch-sensor power button is. Electrical tape = no light and no power button function.

    3. Re:Blue LEDs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Real men replace them with green/red LEDs, unless there's still a warranty.

    4. Re:Blue LEDs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Real men don't let warranties stop them.

      They just lie & say it was like that when they got it if they have to use the warranty ...

  3. Javascript by Shortguy881 · · Score: 1

    Javascript keeps me up at night...

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    Brilliance without wisdom, power without conscience. Ours is a world of nuclear giants and ethical infants.
    1. Re:Javascript by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Javascript keeps me up at night...

      Tell it to go to bed and debug itself in the morning...

    2. Re:Javascript by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Javascript keeps me up at night...

      Close your fucking browser then.

  4. Of course the world is safer. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Previously, you wandered around foraging for food, and were under the constant threat (while awake or asleep) of being eaten by a predator, a competitor, or falling prey to some disease.

    Today, for the civilized world, food is relatively abundant, advanced medical care is available, people can walk down the street without maintaining perpetual vigilance for predators, and can sleep soundly at night in their houses.

    These protections don't apply as well to the poor class, but even most of them are better off than we were before our brains evolved to their current state.

    1. Re:Of course the world is safer. by alhead · · Score: 1

      ...most of them are better off than we were before our brains evolved to their current state.

      That was my initial reaction when I read that quote. However, was he talking about the safety of humans or of the world in general? While humans are certainly safer now, we have caused a good deal of destruction to the rest of the biosphere. There is certainly some evidence that the world is more dangerous for other species now that humans have evolved brains capable of changing so much so quickly.

    2. Re:Of course the world is safer. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you ever considered that something like giant pandas are endangered because they're fat and lazy?

    3. Re:Of course the world is safer. by careysb · · Score: 1

      "'The fact that we have brains hasn't made the world any safer,' he said. 'Will it be safer with computers? I don't know, but I tend to see it as hopeful.'"

      I, for one, welcome our computer overlords.

    4. Re:Of course the world is safer. by thhamm · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Ah! Fat and lazy. Yes! Survival of (to?) the fittest! Sorry. I'm through with that. I'm german.

    5. Re:Of course the world is safer. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      In an urban area, you only need one skill: Cunning. You can have zero skills whatsoever, but if you can lie convincingly, you can eke out an existence in a city with relatively little effort. If one watering hole dries up, there are many other cities and a Greyhound bus to go to another one, and GoFundMe to cover any costs in between.

    6. Re:Of course the world is safer. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The world is definitely more dangerous for our prey. That, of course, is as it should be.

    7. Re:Of course the world is safer. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...You can have zero skills whatsoever, but if you can lie convincingly, you can eke out an existence in a city with relatively little effort...

      The same goes, of course, for politicians.

    8. Re: Of course the world is safer. by ElitistWhiner · · Score: 1

      The nightmare keeping these people awake when they should be soundly asleep is the fact that AI is a product of human intellect capable of replicating all the flawed logic, errors and omissions as humans. Except now it is running in digital time at orders of magnitude speeds beyond human comprehension in digital scale worldwide in digital systems unintelligible in control of our lives in financial, transportation, health and human safety. What could go wrong?

  5. Here's my nightmare by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    That we as a species understand the building blocks of the universe, have access to energy sources like never before, but still pretend like we have a scarcity economy, forcing people to work in theater-like pseudo-jobs just to circulate tokens called "money".

    Wow, good thing we implemented the leisure society with resources for all just like we thought we would in the 1960s-1970s, when they had even less technology and resources than today!

    1. Re:Here's my nightmare by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You sound like a commie. Are you?

    2. Re:Here's my nightmare by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >You sound like a commie. Are you?

      Of course, that is the reason FBI considered Ray Bradbury a subversive element.
      http://entertainment.slashdot.org/story/15/08/24/1355252/fbi-informant-ray-bradburys-sci-fi-written-to-induce-communistic-mass-hysteria

      There is no free lunch we translate to "I will give you lunch if "

    3. Re:Here's my nightmare by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      Back in the 1960s-1970s, Progressives imagined a violent overthrow of the US government and its replacement by a far-left regime. They were serious about it, too, they engaged in terrorism and went as far as blowing up the U.S. Capitol. For some strange reason you never hear about that today and most people are totally unfamiliar with the topic. Implementing the leisure society, bullshit. The far-left ideal was "he who does not work, also shall not eat."

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      Shutting down free speech with violence isn't fighting fascism. It IS fascism!
  6. 'The fact that we have brains by avandesande · · Score: 2

    'The fact that we have brains hasn't made the world any safer,'

    Historic increases in average lifespans say otherwise. People are losing their minds because the world is too safe....

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    love is just extroverted narcissism
    1. Re:'The fact that we have brains by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just to be contrarian to the valid criticisms of that fear:

      If he was thinking on the planetary scale, no, the earth is not noticeably safer from planet-destroying effects than it would be without humanity. Unless that second recent Transformers movie is right, and a long lived culture of mechanical sentients had a civil war over whether to convert our sun into energon based on the existence of primitive humans.

    2. Re:'The fact that we have brains by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Life expectancy, not lifespan.

    3. Re:'The fact that we have brains by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " the earth is not noticeably safer from planet-destroying effects "

      We're also not noticeably in any danger from your paranoid sci-fi delusions. Space is, after all, humongously empty.

  7. Society/Culture, Not Tech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    As long as the computers aren't actually sentient and nuking us, the biggest things to be afraid of are how society will change with technology.

    Right now, the thing that worries me the most is technological unemployment - automation technology eliminating so many jobs that we have huge economic and social problems caused by not enough people having income. But that's not a technical problem (i.e. adoption of a certain technology necessitates it happening), it's a social/cultural problem (i.e. our inability to share the fruits of automated labor for the benefit of all).

    And as I'm sure many /. readers know, people problems are a lot harder to solve to technical problems.

    1. Re:Society/Culture, Not Tech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Time to raise those red banners of labor.

    2. Re:Society/Culture, Not Tech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      What I'm concerned about is not really automation. If a robot welder can do the job better than a person, it means fewer people get injured.

      What concerns me is the general move to more and more population-dense cities, but there isn't really the infrastructure to support it, and there isn't the interest by government or business to build it. Business is more than happy to build the absolute minimum required to sell their products, but beyond that, it is out of their scope, and they would be subject to shareholder lawsuits if they do go above and beyond the call of duty.

      Take power for instance. The most logical thing is to add a few late-generation nuclear power plants to handle base load, a biomass plant as a black start, and solar/wind to handle peak loads. Hydro is nice, if it is available.

      However, as it stands now, if base load needs to expand, the only real solution due to NIMBY is building coal plants. Peak load isn't as hard to deal with with solar and wind.

      There are other issues as well, especially in US cities, especially with regards to water, wastewater, and basic transportation needs. A lot of cities are obligated to give a sports team a multi-million dollar stadium every decade, which means basic services and infrastructure wins up getting scraps at best in the city budget. There is also a history of graft and corruption as well. For example, in a lot of areas, unless a certain construction firm gets contracts, roads will not be proposed or expanded. Even basic policing is neglected here in the US, which is why one can feel safe in Vancouver or Toronto, but be hoping not to wind up on the cold case list in LA or DC.

      Of course, the kicker. What happens if something happens to a critical piece of infrastructure? A blackout in a large city could easily result in pure anarchy, as what happened in 1977 in NYC. What would happen to one of these ultra-dense towns if the food trucks stopped coming?

      From people that saw this, such as in Iraq and Afghanistan, 24-72 hours after the last food truck, the whole city would turn into one big Donner party as even though people are not truly starving, they believe they are, and hysteria spreads fast. The police and military are too few to keep order. They will just keep the town sealed off until most everyone has killed each other, then move in.

      It really doesn't take much to render a city uninhabitable. The mentioned power outage would stop water and wastewater pumps, so people can't use sinks, get drinking water, and their toilets wouldn't flush. Sewage would start backing up. Since there wouldn't be water in toilet traps, sewer gas will wind up up in homes and apartments. Fires? There would be fires because people would deliberately set them [1], and with no way to put them out (no water, and nobody interested because most people are trying to get food or not be killed), they could consume a good part of a city.

      Is tech helping? It is a matter of will not than cannot. Corporations will not do it, because shareholders will sue them to Kingdom Come if the balance sheets each quarter are not up to par. Governments have this responsibility, but with the Ayn Rand philosophy which pushes them to act like corporations, they are unable to do this.

      It is sad. Water problems can be easily handled by desal plants and a nuke plant nearby for power. Congestion problems can be handled by rail, self-driving cars, and high speed passenger rail. Longer travel can be handled by airship. However, because of the way things are set up, none of this happens... and the only real usable transportation system for short or long distances if anything happened... is a bicycle.

      All and all, the best thing environmentally are European cities where people live in safe, secure urban areas, but most of the continent is left green. However, because of the lack of interest in infrastructure in the US, the only thing one can do is either move to a smaller town, or have a place that one can homestead at.

      [1]: Look at California wildfire season. Arson is a common cause each year.

  8. Safest it's ever been by Smidge204 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    "The fact that we have brains hasn't made the world any safer"

    Now, I understand that life isn't a zero-sum game, and I don't want to belittle any of the truly horrible things that are happening in the world right now... but on the whole, the world is a safer place than it's been in probably any point in humanity's history.

    Violence is down.

    People are, on average, living longer, healthier lives.

    Poverty is declining, if only slightly.

    And so on... never been a better time than right now.
    =Smidge=

    1. Re:Safest it's ever been by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      Unless you're a non-human. Then the world is a very dangerous place.

      http://www.livescience.com/335...

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    2. Re:Safest it's ever been by pr0t0 · · Score: 1

      Agreed. While we have certainly improved ways to harm ourselves, the simple fact is that we've doubled the average life expectancy in the last 220 years. I think the question of whether or not the world is safer is self-evident. Even smart people can say something dumb every once in awhile. I do it all the time!

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    3. Re:Safest it's ever been by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      Maybe for individuals. For species, the 'tasty' adaptation ensures they will flourish in numbers impossible without human aid, and spread to almost every continent and island.

    4. Re:Safest it's ever been by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      SPECIES are dying off, not just individuals.

      The world is not safer for anyone, including humans, if you look at it from a slightly bigger perspective. i.e. what happens to humans when we kill off bees?

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    5. Re:Safest it's ever been by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Adaptation" is what will happen to humans when we kill off bees.

    6. Re:Safest it's ever been by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      That's a long term perspective.

      The short term is that most of humanity will starve off. Adaptation can often be a cruel mistress.

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      There are two types of people in the world: Those who crave closure
    7. Re:Safest it's ever been by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It has to start somewhere It has to start sometime
      What better place than here, what better time than now.
      All hell can't stop us now!

    8. Re:Safest it's ever been by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously, we engineer one of the other to pick up the slack.

    9. Re:Safest it's ever been by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      Bees are in that Tasty adaptation. They produce honey, which makes them valued as a "farm animal". People raise and maintain hives, which are used by farmers to fertilize their crops.

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    10. Re:Safest it's ever been by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      And yet they're falling at a precipitous rate.

      http://www.ars.usda.gov/News/d...

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    11. Re:Safest it's ever been by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I'm sure that'll happen right quick.

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      There are two types of people in the world: Those who crave closure
    12. Re:Safest it's ever been by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      There is an interesting disconnect in that article. At the beginning of it, it talks about a drop in the total number of hives from the 1940s to "today" (2012, it amounts to a 50% drop). Then it talks about the fact that we appear to be losing 33% of our hives over each winter. How can that be if there was only a 50% drop total from the 1940s to now?

      The answer being that beekeepers replace the majority (if not all) of those lost hives each summer. If you want to track this you need to look at how many hives we lose year to year, not from September to May. I want to know how many fewer hives there were last May, not how many fewer than last September.

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    13. Re:Safest it's ever been by Smidge204 · · Score: 1

      Actually it was a lyrical reference to RHCP not RATM, but I like the way you think.

      =Smidge=

  9. Safer by doconnor · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Not only has our brains made the world safer, but it has enabled communication technology that allows to be informed about dangers from around the world that we have virtually no chance of being victims of so we can be afraid of them anyway.

    1. Re:Safer by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      That's true, plenty of people in America were terrified of ebola. Thought it was going to turn us all into zombies or something. Before there was modern communication technology, we all would have been worried about Scarlet fever or something instead.

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      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    2. Re:Safer by SuricouRaven · · Score: 2

      I did notice that almost all the coverage from the US was focused on the possibility of it traveling to the US. No-one there seemed to much care about an epidemic halfway around the world, but the news channels carried a constant stream of fear about it coming to America.

    3. Re:Safer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, for things like Ebola that fall squarely into the category of "shit I couldn't do anything about even if I were there to help", being unafraid of a distant threat but being afraid of it becoming less distant is perfectly logical. Not at all empathetic, but definitely logical.

    4. Re:Safer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To be fair, those African countries don't care in the slightest about gun violence in the US either, just so long as we don't bring our gun violence to them...

    5. Re:Safer by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      You might want to check the crime stats for Liberia AC.

      They would LOVE to have our gun violence problem.

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      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    6. Re:Safer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      US brings them something even more dangerous, Evangelical missionaries.

    7. Re:Safer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Liberia has a lower gun death rate than the US. why the fuck would they want to increase it by 25% to be like the US. There are African countries that are worse, but then they are mostly warzones, the rate in the US is horrendeous for a country that supposedly isn't a warzone.

    8. Re:Safer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very human-centric point of view. Safer for who? All the rest of the species we've caused to go extinct? Technology may not have actually made life *better* for anyone. Who says that neolithic men may not have actually been happier day to day anyway?

    9. Re:Safer by doconnor · · Score: 1

      Safer, better and happier are three very different things. Blum said safer.

      Unlike better and happier, safer can be objectively measured and we are definitely safer.

  10. quote from the cryptography expert by phantomfive · · Score: 1
    Here's a quote from the cryptography expert:

    Though Blum is an expert in cryptography, he's not particularly worried about privacy. "I find the fact that cameras are everywhere is helpful," he said, citing the example of the Boston Marathon bombers. "It's wonderful that you can find pictures and know who they are."

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    "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    1. Re:quote from the cryptography expert by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      Put him on a list, and see if he likes it then.

      On a completely unrelated note, experts often have myopic views of the world at large.

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    2. Re:quote from the cryptography expert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those pictures were of people who had voluntarily assembled at a public event. I'm sure the cryptography expert feels differently about the cameras in his bedroom and bathroom.

    3. Re:quote from the cryptography expert by Intrepid+imaginaut · · Score: 1

      This to me is by far the most worrying development of recent years, especially when combined with the incendiary tidal wave of spontaneous twitter and social media lynch mobs out there. Say the wrong thing, get taken out of context, or be mistaken from someone else and millions of strangers will make it their mission to ruin your life. Kids for example do stupid and immoral things, not neccessarily criminal, maybe just risible. Today their juvenile mistakes can be broadcast instantly to a self propelled global audience, made part of the culture and part of the permanent record.

      This is no way a good thing.

      We need to have a right to privacy with exceptions made for rare situations, and even then erased as soon as possible. Unfortunately I dont think that will be possible ever again, the opposing forces of cheap ubiquitous recording equipment and viral social media are unstoppable, despite having created a surveillance network beyond the dreams of the worst totalitarians.

    4. Re:quote from the cryptography expert by omems · · Score: 2

      I was expecting something more like:
      hvEhRqoSHJA11aDnllNy2J2VM1OSGj9JUTl4I40pa6sF+3qsB/blxtownyBAi7Yr lSAIVnib0aOnnsGG6bV+73cC7Bv+M4T30loB3gYg9xN7yZBzTy4y6MLbRfgZe9Is tLmdLT2oVdWnHE3xE9sOQpoFB0jnh/wC/+0d0MArixuVrTNqlDbHZgHzcs1S08dX

    5. Re:quote from the cryptography expert by WinstonWolfIT · · Score: 1

      Star Wars Kid? That you?

    6. Re:quote from the cryptography expert by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Personally, I've got darn little to hide. A few medical issues I'd rather not discuss in public, covered by HIPAA, and a few other things. I'm not really worried about surveillance right now. I carry my phone everywhere, use my credit card for almost everything, that sort of thing.

      However, I'd really like to preserve the ability to do things that the surveillance state doesn't know about. Currently, I don't need it. I don't foresee needing it. If I do need to do something covert, I'm likely to really want it, and I'm not likely to be setting things up ahead of time.

      This does mean I want to have the ability to commit a crime and get away with it, since any privacy measures I can take to do something I don't want people to know about would be useful if I were to want to commit a crime. Since I don't expect special treatment from society, this does mean I'm willing to assist criminals in favor of privacy rights. It's a tradeoff, and apparently I want a different one than Blum.

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      "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
    7. Re:quote from the cryptography expert by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Someone pointed out that privacy is a little more important on the internet now, in the current environment where making the wrong tweet can cause an outraged cadre of juveniles to demand you get fired, or have protesters literally showing up on your doorstep. I guess that's true.

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      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    8. Re:quote from the cryptography expert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Laws can easily change. Anyone remember the Communications Decency Act where saying "fuck" would get one 2 to 10 in a Federal PMITA prison?

      How about the WIPO treaty making the DMCA the law of the land. Since treaties are not under Marbury vs. Madison, even SCOTUS can't strike down treaties even if they violate the Bill of Rights.

      We might get a knee-jerk law that goes after anyone pro second amendment or pro marijuana (pick your political side), allowing searching of social media to have people searched and arrested because mentioning it may be considered probable cause.

      Privacy is important, not just now... but in the future of what governments can become.

    9. Re:quote from the cryptography expert by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Yup. Now, since the crypto expert brought up the Boston marathon bombings, let's remember the poor innocent guy who was immediately accused of being the bomber, and what happened to him. That's what surveillance can do. Without it, the police would have had to find the Tsarnaevs using police work, but there wouldn't have been the media lynching.

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      "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
  11. Lay your fears to rest. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Token jobs," as you have defined them, do not deliver value. Therefore, the invisible hand of capitalism will never abide them.

    Labor automation will never result in someone paying people money to do something that is not beneficial to the payor. That isn't how humans operate.

    Instead, the jobs will vanish, unemployment will rise, which will make crime rise, which will result in a whole lot more people in prison, which will then bring unemployment numbers back down (not because they are now employed, but because they are no longer counted). The lower unemployment numbers will be cited as evidence that labor automation does not eliminate jobs.

    Meanwhile, new prisons will be built and will quickly be filled up by the unemployed, where those people will spend the rest of their lives in gender-segregated cages so they cannot breed. Obviously, this will eventually result in a natural population decline, which will bring the labor supply back into balance with the new, reduced need.

    That, at least, is the best case scenario (though obviously quite ghastly, anything more benevolent than this is just beyond human organizational capacities). The only realistic alternative is another global war to kill off the teeming masses of poor people.

    I would say it is a toss-up between these two possibilities. But nobody will ever pay anybody to do valueless labor (not for any length of time anyway), so you don't have to worry about that.

    1. Re:Lay your fears to rest. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then get rid of the notion of "paying someone". That's from the Bronze Age, you don't hand over a few cows to your wife's father anymore either, right?

    2. Re:Lay your fears to rest. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What will happen is what happened when western Europe wound up an agrarian society. You have the nobles, then you have the serfs, with a high population that you can break a lot of backs, do horrific things to a lot of people, and still keep power, just because any attempts at revolt can be addressed by violent, painful means.

      The only reason why the average European isn't wallowing around in pig filth is because the Black Plague. This forced all the little dukedoms/duchies to either band together or cease to exist.

      However, we are heading for another 1000 years of society where the Iron Law of Wages has a firm grip on almost every person in the world, and because there are fewer people in charge, power structures existing now are a lot more robust.

      For example, it is impossible for a disease to cause deaths like the 1918 flu pandemic. Borders get closed, people get quarantined, birds get incinerated. Disease is obsolete now.

      War? Other than border skirmishes, true wars between nations are history as well. Nukes made true war obsolete.

      Revolutions? Not going to happen. Syria is being attacked on all fronts and still has a firm grip on power. Worst case, chemical weapons can be used, which will bring any population, no matter how rebellious in line. For example, if there are actual militia groups in the US ready to do something, a few cans of Sarin would get the survivors surrendering in large masses, like the Iraqis during the first Gulf War.

      I hate to be such doom and gloom, but with war, disease, and revolution obsolete or just impossible, it is only a matter of time before governments become totalitarian and repressive. Every news about a mass murder or robbery ratchets the vise ever tighter, just because there is nothing that pushes against it.

  12. The priesthood by Hevel-Varik · · Score: 1

    This is deeply religious thread, all affectations of cleverness aside.

  13. Re:Turing is for cows. by Coren22 · · Score: 1

    But, can a person determine if the cows are real cows, or a computer representation of a cow? That is the real question to ask.

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    APK likes to ask for responses to the same things over and over. Maybe he just likes the responses?
  14. Re:Turing is for cows. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cow troll is a damn Yankee. Consider yourself sunk--by a Confederate submarine. BOOM! Glug, glug, glug.

  15. Re:Funny what they're worried about by Coren22 · · Score: 1

    There are billions of people in the world, we can work on many different problems simultaneously, if they are problems that we can solve. I highly doubt that the people in this article could have any effect on coltan mining in DR Congo. The people who can fix these issues live in DR Congo, if we as Americans try to assist in the problem, it will just be considered another war of aggression, so we have pretty much decided to stay the hell out of that region and let them deal with it themselves.

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  16. Why such fear over loss of data? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If what we really fear today is incomplete long-term archiving for every scrap of garbage on the internet, that shows just how safe a world we've inherited. By the standards of what previous generations used to fear, picturing the tragedy of some of our porn being literally unviewable in 300 years is not such a big deal.

  17. reply to remove incorrect mod by jeffmflanagan · · Score: 1

    Ignore me

  18. IPv6 by Tough+Love · · Score: 0

    IPv6 ought to keep Vint Cerf up at night, as he played a central role in that monumental fiasco.

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  19. Agreed, 110%... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See subject: You're right & said it perfectly - yet, you're downmodded for it... go figure!

    * Those you speak of invent NOTHING (but war & trouble).

    APK

    P.S.=> Don't worry though - everyone here pretty much KNOWS it's true & you're right as rain... apk

  20. IPv6 is working perfectly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    IPv6 ought to keep Vint Cerf up at night, as he played a central role in that monumental fiasco.

    IPv6 is working perfectly, both as native dual stack where ISPs have made it available and also through the various tunneling transition mechanisms. The only fly in the ointment has been that a lot of the bigger ISPs have been dragging their heals a bit in rolling out dual stack, but even that hasn't stopped IPv6's exponential adoption curve. It's coming along nicely, year by year.

    Whatever "fiasco" you're talking about, it exists in your head alone.

    1. Re:IPv6 is working perfectly by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      IPv6 ought to keep Vint Cerf up at night, as he played a central role in that monumental fiasco.

      IPv6 is working perfectly, both as native dual stack where ISPs have made it available and also through the various tunneling transition mechanisms. The only fly in the ointment has been that a lot of the bigger ISPs have been dragging their heals a bit in rolling out dual stack, but even that hasn't stopped IPv6's exponential adoption curve. It's coming along nicely, year by year.

      Whatever "fiasco" you're talking about, it exists in your head alone.

      As of 2014, IPv4 still carries more than 99% of worldwide Internet traffic. By any definition, that is a fiasco. Imagine if Microsoft introduced a new version of Windows and after 20 years, the old version was still being used for 99% of computer work. Would we call that a fiasco? We sure would. Now, some loose cannon with mod points apparently thinks that Vint Cerf's shit does not stink like that.

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    2. Re:IPv6 is working perfectly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      As of 2014, IPv4 still carries more than 99% of worldwide Internet traffic. By any definition, that is a fiasco.

      You appear to misunderstand the nature of IPv6 deployment. It was never intended to be a sudden switchover, but a gradual phasing out of the old and bringing in of the new, occurring as old equipment gets upgraded and as new IP address blocks are requested. Nobody was ever going to be kicked off IPv4 while they have valid IPv4 addresses and while it still works for them.

      You should also have quoted the whole paragraph from which you selected the 99% figure, because your partial quote is merely showing that previously installed IPv4 systems are still working, not that IPv6 hasn't been deployed:

      As of 2014, IPv4 still carries more than 99% of worldwide Internet traffic. As of 20 July 2015, the percentage of users reaching Google services with IPv6 surpassed 8.0% for the first time, growing at about 3.8 percentage points per year, although varying widely by region. As of 18 April 2015 Deployment of IPv6 on web servers also varied widely, with over half of web pages available via IPv6 in many regions, with about 13% of web servers supporting IPv6.

      That's a bit different, don't you think? And while we're at it, ponder this from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...:

      As of September 2013, over 33% of all users on Verizon had IPv6.

      Considering that World IPv6 Launch didn't happen until June 6, 2012, that's some pretty impressive progress in IPv6 deployment, and its exponential growth continues unabated. Your alleged "fiasco" is nowhere to be seen.

    3. Re:IPv6 is working perfectly by Tough+Love · · Score: 0

      about 13% of web servers supporting IPv6...As of September 2013, over 33% of all users on Verizon had IPv6.

      ... Your alleged "fiasco" is nowhere to be seen.

      Hah. It's a huge indictment that even with 13% of web servers supporting it, only 1% of traffic goes over it. That means that when users have the choice they choose something else.

      Another sign of failure is when the defenders get shrill. You are shrill.

      There is exactly one thing that will get people to use IPv6, and that is, forcing them. No choice. Take it or fuck yourself. Which has basically been the deployment strategy, brainchild of Vint Cerf. Even with that... 20 years later... 1%. Feh.

      Imagine what could have been accomplished if the project leader was actually competent and didn't try to pretend that backward compatibility doesn't matter.

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  21. brain safety by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The fact that we have brains hasn't made the world any safer,

    This is an interesting statement, but a ridiculous one. The world's having brains makes quick, large changes more likely. This can help or hurt "safety".

    help: public health, organized food, refugee aid organizations
    help: respond to extinction events like ice ages, shifting habitats, epidemics, maybe asteroids
    hurt: large wars, doomsday devices, pollution, hypothetical food-constrained population boom-bust cycles

    I expect he's overfocused on war because it is "bad, m'kay." Sea animals are killing each other all the time, justsayin'.

    Either that or he is counting years without incident: a rock on Mars is "safe" because no brains. Life is safe. Martian bacteria are growing under it. Life is good. Therefore lack of brain is moral. I get it, but think it's a bit silly.