In Turnabout, SunTrust Removes Contentious Severance Clause (computerworld.com)
dcblogs writes: SunTrust has removed a controversial severance clause requiring laid-off employees to be 'reasonably available' to help without pay during the two years after their employment ends, the bank said today. The severance agreements received by employees included a "continuing cooperation" clause requiring each worker "to make myself reasonably available to SunTrust regarding matters in which I have been involved in the course my employment with SunTrust and/or about which I have knowledge as a result of my employment with SunTrust." Bank IT employees believed this broadly worded clause was essentially an on-call provision, requiring them to provide technical help as needed without additional pay. The bank disputed that interpretation, and said the intent was to limit such help to legal matters. The bank, in a statement released late Friday morning, had a change of heart, and said it would be removed from the severance agreements.
If a party to a contract puts language into a contract, the only safe assumption you can make is that said party wants to some day be able to do that thing.
The only appropriate response to "oh, we'd never actually do that" is "then remove it."
Obliteracy: Words with explosions
Okay...I'll do it.
Don't be silly, there ain't no such thing as Sanity Clause!
I'm happy to be available to a previous employer - at my standard consulting rate. They can pay the going rate, just like everyone else.
The notion that I should be available to work for free, after leaving, for 2 years? Insane.
Didn't actually intend anything nefarious. Just the usual over-reaching language by a lawyer who doesn't really do anything that matters.
You'd think that after all these bad-pr-because-our-lawyers-need-muzzles incidents, companies would hire someone to keep an eye on the lawyers. The amount of time, effort (and therefore money) they spend cleaning up these messes isn't small.
A thousand pounds of wood moving at 300 feet per minute. Don't get in the way.
Why not simply stop answering their calls? What are they going to do? Double fire you? I'd like to see them take you to court over not providing work for free.
I read the internet for the articles.