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Engineers Create the Blackest Material Yet (phys.org)

schwit1 writes: Researchers have created the least reflective material ever made, using as inspiration the scales on the all-white cyphochilus beetle. The result was an extremely tiny nanoparticle rod resting on an equally tiny nanoparticle sphere (30 nm diameter) which was able to absorb approximately 98 to 99 percent of the light in the spectrum between 400 and 1,400nm, which meant it was able to absorb approximately 26 percent more light than any other known material — and it does so from all angles and polarizations.

176 comments

  1. Solar Thermal Applications? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I'm wondering if this could be used to improve the efficency of solar thermal generators.

    1. Re: Solar Thermal Applications? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      No, at least not for home water or space heating. There the efficiency is energy gained from the Sun less energy lost to reradiation. The best materials for that job are 'selective', meaning that they are very black in the frequencies the Sun radiates the most and very shiny (low emissivity) in the infrared frequencies that a solar panel would reradiate the most.

    2. Re:Solar Thermal Applications? by tomhath · · Score: 1
      I'm wondering if you RTFA. Nah, you obviously didn't.

      Devices using such an application might be used for desalination projects, the team notes, and of course in solar energy collecting systems, and perhaps in optical interconnects. They also suggest the material might even lead to using a wholly new approach in the design of such devices.

    3. Re:Solar Thermal Applications? by KGIII · · Score: 2

      I clicked the link, kind of excited, thinking that, "Oh, I wonder how dark it is?" Then I realized I'm a moron. It's not like the pixels on my screen have a new setting saying, "This is the new black!"

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    4. Re:Solar Thermal Applications? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, yes it does. Do you have a problem with that?

    5. Re:Solar Thermal Applications? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no, but I believe a Mr Hotblack Desiato is looking to purchase a large amount of the material.

  2. Darker than vantablack?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We have entered the zone of no return.
    Please make sure you pick up all of your luggage on the way.

    1. Re:Darker than vantablack?! by davester666 · · Score: 1

      Can someone turn on the light? I can't see where my luggage is.

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  3. Yo' mama's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    so black that she absorbs approximately 98 to 99 percent of the light in the spectrum between 400 and 1,400nm!

    1. Re: Yo' mama's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I lol'd

    2. Re:Yo' mama's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      And your extremely tiny nanoparticle rod resting on equally tiny nanoparticle spheres doesn't impress her.

    3. Re: Yo' mama's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Still not as dark as Toby's ass though.

  4. Disaster Area by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    So this is what Disaster Area painted their ship with.

    1. Re:Disaster Area by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      And used the LED version of for their status indicators.

    2. Re:Disaster Area by KGIII · · Score: 1

      My signature, it is on topic for once.

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  5. Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    How much black could it be? None more black.

    1. Re:Obligatory by fisted · · Score: 1, Funny

      I work at the facility where this was produced and since TFA omits it, I managed to snap a picture of the material.
      Just for you to get an idea of how mind-bogglingly black this is

      Thank me later.

    2. Re: Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd thank you if Vantablack hadn't already accomplished this years ago.

    3. Re: Obligatory by bistromath007 · · Score: 1

      So you guys made such a big fuckin' deal about inventing the "blackest material ever," even though it clearly has backlight bleed?

    4. Re:Obligatory by PPH · · Score: 1

      Nice picture, but it looks like it has a bunch of blue specks in it.

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    5. Re:Obligatory by kheldan · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the pic, I'll put it in the same folder as the pic comparing the image on an HD display versus the same image rendered on a UHD display.

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    6. Re:Obligatory by fisted · · Score: 0

      Enlighten me then, what can the receiving end of a DDoS do about it?

    7. Re:Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We've seen how mind bogglingly stupid you are against apk failing as you did running away http://slashdot.org/comments.p... and it shows you have no shame but that makes sense since you have no pride as you talk a lot but can't show anything you've ever done others here or from pros themselves that's any good.

    8. Re:Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Take your meds, apk. And there's not much point in trying to speak about yourself in the 3rd person form when you're making it this obvious that it's you writing.

    9. Re:Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That got a rise out of you Fisted. No more sockpuppet modpoints to abuse for hiding your fails against apk and now posts by ac. How transparent.

    10. Re:Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No no no, the obligatory post to this article is:

      "Blackest EVER? They obviously haven't seen my d***."

    11. Re:Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fisted you trolled. Apk said you can't have it. You kept at him dozens of times after. His valid reasons? Chrome's source misused for malware which was the article's premise itself. Malwarebytes people have his code and verified it safe and so did dozens of antivirus programs. You failed then and you fail now.

    12. Re:Obligatory by kmoser · · Score: 1

      Ahhhh, RGB(-255, -255, -255)?

  6. Try again, looks gold to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Try again, looks gold to me

    1. Re: Try again, looks gold to me by hackwrench · · Score: 1

      But are these cups purple or pink?https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=cup+purple+pink

  7. Where are all the pictures? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd like to see how black it really is.

    1. Re:Where are all the pictures? by donaldm · · Score: 1

      I'd like to see how black it really is.

      Well you could try a black hole but somehow I don't think you would survive, much less the time it would take to get to the nearest one, although I do think the number 42 figures in there somewhere. ;-)

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  8. How black? by justthinkit · · Score: 3, Funny
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    1. Re:How black? by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1
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    2. Re:How black? by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1
    3. Re:How black? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Still not black than a politicians heart.

  9. Blacker than the previous blackest material ever? by Shadow+of+Eternity · · Score: 1

    As I recall the previous blackest material ever was already being mass produced for various buyers, how's this one compare in that respect?

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  10. This by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is exactly what dark mater is made up of!

    pp: showboat

  11. Re:Blacker than the previous blackest material eve by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

    It's blacker.

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  12. Black by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I want to see it painted, painted, painted, painted black. Yeah!

  13. But is it black enough ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... to rap?

  14. It's like... how much more black could this be? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...and the answer is... 1-2%. 1-2% more black.

  15. Vantablack anyone? by Slyswede · · Score: 5, Informative
    1. Re:Vantablack anyone? by tlhIngan · · Score: 5, Informative

      Black is an interesting color.

      Black paint absorbs 90-95% of light, the military has Z306 that absorbs 96% of light (and is used for paint as well as coatings for telescopes). NASA has developed materials that absorb 99.95% of light, and Vantablack is 99.965%. The ultimate black is of course, a black hole which absorbs all light (barring quantum phenomena that results in hawking radiation).

      The human eye cannot comprehend sucn black - since our black objects all reflect significant amounts of light back. Looking at Vantablack or this, your mind actually sees a hole and doesn't register that there's something there.

      The American Chemical Society better explains this...
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

    2. Re:Vantablack anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Actually, a Black Hole doesn't absorb all (100%) light; it just doesn't let it escape.

    3. Re:Vantablack anyone? by del_diablo · · Score: 2

      Here is the simplest explanation: Once a object no longer reflects light properly, you can no longer tell what shape it has. You can only see its outline.
      If you rotate it, you have trouble seeing if it was rotated if the shape is uniform(i.e sphere)
      Muh comprehension is a shitty reason to use, because we need to see reflected light to see what shape a object has, and from there we can deduct whatever.

    4. Re:Vantablack anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      The American Chemical Society better explains this...

      I'm not sure anything like that video- obviously aimed at ADHD 12-year-olds with its chop-and-changing animated-slideshow pointlessness and inanely intrusive library music- could be described as "better".

      I think del_diablo explained it better without any of that crap. (If you want the only part of the video that's worth seeing, it's here, and that could be shown just as well as static images).

    5. Re:Vantablack anyone? by mikael · · Score: 1

      Here's a picture of some vantablack applied on top of aluminum foil. It really looks like something out of those Wiley Coyote cartoons with "portable holes".

      http://mentalfloss.com/article...

      http://static.tvtropes.org/pmw...

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    6. Re:Vantablack anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The American Chemical Society better explains this... https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

      Oh, my god. Way too much vocal fry.

    7. Re:Vantablack anyone? by gzuckier · · Score: 1

      Black is an interesting color.

      Black paint absorbs 90-95% of light, the military has Z306 that absorbs 96% of light (and is used for paint as well as coatings for telescopes). NASA has developed materials that absorb 99.95% of light, and Vantablack is 99.965%. The ultimate black is of course, a black hole which absorbs all light (barring quantum phenomena that results in hawking radiation).

      The human eye cannot comprehend sucn black - since our black objects all reflect significant amounts of light back. Looking at Vantablack or this, your mind actually sees a hole and doesn't register that there's something there.

      The American Chemical Society better explains this... https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

      true, black as a color is just really dark white

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  16. okay, okay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Please, enough with the Jeb Bush jokes already.
    The man's allowed to fail on his own.

    Jeesh!

  17. Just read the TFA... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I call BS. How could you take a picture of these 'black things'
    since they do NOT reflect light back to the camera's sensor. /.'rs are so easily fooled....

    1. Re:Just read the TFA... by gzuckier · · Score: 1

      I call BS. How could you take a picture of these 'black things' since they do NOT reflect light back to the camera's sensor. /.'rs are so easily fooled....

      Hypothesis: we have discovered dark matter. (kidding)

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  18. In time for Zoolander 2! by Ecuador · · Score: 1

    I bet Derek Zoolander will look great in this on the runway!

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  19. Practical applications by beowulfcluster · · Score: 2

    What are the practical applications for a breakthrough like this? Other than for a government that wants to do some redacting of their documents.

    1. Re:Practical applications by stevelinton · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Coating the inside of high end telescopes and related equipment to reduce stray reflections.

    2. Re:Practical applications by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      helicopters of course, we can't get left behind in the black helicopter race!

    3. Re:Practical applications by bigdavex · · Score: 1

      Painting space ships with infinite improbability drives.

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    4. Re:Practical applications by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My first thought was the collector pod of thermal solar systems.

    5. Re: Practical applications by ediron2 · · Score: 1

      It gets us 1 step closer to being able to 3D tissue print a replacement for Dick Cheyney's heart.

    6. Re:Practical applications by irussel · · Score: 1

      Album covers by hair metal bands.

    7. Re: Practical applications by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1 came here for this, was not disappointed.

    8. Re:Practical applications by djdavetrouble · · Score: 1

      Hey man, the heart of gold was like not painted black. The spaceship that they stole at the Restaurant at the End of the Universe was the ultrablack frictionless spaceship.
      -Zaphod.

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    9. Re:Practical applications by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Not just telescopes, but just about any precision optical instrument that has to deal with low light signals and stray light issues.

      For one example, there are spectrometers that look at scattered from a laser beam, and filter out the wavelength of light associated with the laser itself. For high precision work, filters can't filter out a narrow enough part of the spectrum, so some will break the light up with a diffraction grating and use a physical object to block the part of the spectrum associated with the laser line. But usually there is too much reflected light from this bouncing around, so the result is much more complicated schemes using multiple diffraction gratings to split up the light and recombine it so it can be spatially filtered to remove stray light and then spread out again for measurement. With a dark enough coating on the object blocking part of the spectra and insides of the spectrometer, a simple, common single grating spectrometer could be used.

    10. Re:Practical applications by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Think of any situation you wish to avoid stray light.

      - The edges of optics
      - Lens hoods
      - The inside of a spectrum analyser

      Just to name a few.

    11. Re: Practical applications by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No need we can use Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump for a heart transplant.

    12. Re:Practical applications by mikael · · Score: 1

      The ultimate Goth bedroom?

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    13. Re:Practical applications by gzuckier · · Score: 1

      What are the practical applications for a breakthrough like this? Other than for a government that wants to do some redacting of their documents.

      might be good on redfish.

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    14. Re:Practical applications by gzuckier · · Score: 1

      What are the practical applications for a breakthrough like this? Other than for a government that wants to do some redacting of their documents.

      Bring it to Best Buy any Friday to get 75% off.

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    15. Re:Practical applications by gzuckier · · Score: 1

      What are the practical applications for a breakthrough like this? Other than for a government that wants to do some redacting of their documents.

      put it in a Keurig pod and sell it as decaf

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      Star Trek transporters are just 3d printers.
    16. Re:Practical applications by gzuckier · · Score: 1

      What are the practical applications for a breakthrough like this? Other than for a government that wants to do some redacting of their documents.

      Lucas headlights for British cars.

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    17. Re:Practical applications by ChoosyBeggar · · Score: 1

      FORD:
      I mean it’s so black! You can hardly even make out its shape. Light just falls into it.

      ZAPHOD:
      And feel this surface...

      FORD:
      Yeah! Hey, hey you can’t!

      ZAPHOD:
      See? It’s totally frictionless. Oh this must be one mother of a mover. I bet even the cigar lighter’s on photon drive, well whadda ya reckon Ford?

      FORD:
      What? You mean stroll off with it? Do you think we should?

      ZAPHOD: No. Let's do it.

  20. I know blacker stuff by KiloByte · · Score: 0

    Right, and how does it compare to souls of Satya Nadella, Tim Cook, Obama or Bush jr?

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    1. Re: I know blacker stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your comment was almost, I mean this close to,.....nevermind just please stop breathing to save the air for others that need it more.

    2. Re:I know blacker stuff by russotto · · Score: 1

      Right, and how does it compare to souls of Satya Nadella, Tim Cook, Obama or Bush jr?

      Blacker than those, but not as black as the souls of Hillary Clinton or Dick Cheney. Perhaps the same color as Donald Trump's soul, but that's hard to tell because for some reason he's had his covered with gold sequins.

    3. Re: I know blacker stuff by KiloByte · · Score: 1

      Your comment was almost, I mean this close to,.....nevermind just please stop breathing to save the air for others that need it more.

      Can you point which of those wretched individuals you love so much you think their souls are not darked than the material in the article?

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    4. Re:I know blacker stuff by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      Obama isn't "black" at all, doesn't have the american black experience in his upbringing. He fooled millions of black voters. In fact, the phrase "rare species of wigger" comes to mind

    5. Re:I know blacker stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope, he has a black soul alright, as in "the prince of darkness has a black soul", not as in "Marvin Gaye is the epitome of black soul."

    6. Re:I know blacker stuff by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      should we instead use the term "dirty" or "shitty" instead of "black" for color of evil soul ? Or is that an offence to all the healthy normal stools of the world?

    7. Re:I know blacker stuff by gzuckier · · Score: 1

      Obama isn't "black" at all, doesn't have the american black experience in his upbringing. He fooled millions of black voters. In fact, the phrase "rare species of wigger" comes to mind

      Yes, this material should be renamed as the most African-American material ever.

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  21. Blackest material yet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What about the hearts of some politicians?

  22. In related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Scientists have created the whitest material yet, also! The tentative name for it is "Vanilla Ice".

  23. It's not the blackest man-made "material" yet by DrTJ · · Score: 1

    When I was in high school in the 80's and was taught the Wien and black body radiation model, our teacher told us that there is way to produce a "black body surface" which absorbs virtually all incoming radiation (more than the TFA:s 98-99%), and that is to make a chamber with the inside walls painted black and to drill a hole in one of the walls of the chamber. That orifice will be a very, very good approximation of a black body.

    Granted, it's kind of hard to construct objects with orifices only...

    1. Re:It's not the blackest man-made "material" yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A sphere with a hole in it is not a material.
      It's used for approximating black body radiation.
      This new material could actually be applied to a surface.

    2. Re:It's not the blackest man-made "material" yet by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1
      I've made something similar with razor or Exacto type blades. when arranged abutting each other, they reflect all the light away from you.

      When looking for a reference, I had no idea it was patented:

      http://www.google.com/patents/...

      I'd done this since the 70's, and Gillette patented it in 1986

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    3. Re:It's not the blackest man-made "material" yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've seen references as far back as the 60s to light dumps that were made as improvements on the "well known" razor blade dump. Maybe it has to do with that patent being specific to a particular use, i.e. as a IR source. And usually the great thing about a razor beam dump is not that it reflects light away from you, but that it reflects off the metal so many times internally it gets absorbed (steel and iron only tend to be about 60-80% reflective), which is great for applications where you don't want that light going elsewhere in your setup either.

    4. Re:It's not the blackest man-made "material" yet by gzuckier · · Score: 1

      When I was in high school in the 80's and was taught the Wien and black body radiation model, our teacher told us that there is way to produce a "black body surface" which absorbs virtually all incoming radiation (more than the TFA:s 98-99%), and that is to make a chamber with the inside walls painted black and to drill a hole in one of the walls of the chamber. That orifice will be a very, very good approximation of a black body.

      Granted, it's kind of hard to construct objects with orifices only...

      yeah, we had that too. makes good theoretical sense. on an equally nerdy level, we used to buy black flocked paper from Edmund Scientific for our telescope making forays, absorbs much better than flat black paint. Same idea; keep the reflections bouncing back into another absorbing surface, minimal escape.

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  24. Re:Blacker than the previous blackest material eve by Shadow+of+Eternity · · Score: 1

    How much blacker?

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  25. Is there an echo in here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is there an echo in here?

  26. Some dumbass kid by Snotnose · · Score: 1

    is going to use this stuff to make a Halloween costume this year.

    1. Re:Some dumbass kid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was just thinking of painting my car vantablack.

    2. Re:Some dumbass kid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      is going to use this stuff to make a Halloween costume this year.

      And get promptly shot by police for "resisting arrest" or "driving while black"

    3. Re:Some dumbass kid by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      is going to use this stuff to make a Halloween costume this year.

      oohhhh, sexy black hole costume.....

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  27. Old news? by fred911 · · Score: 1

    How much different is it than this?

    http://www.independent.co.uk/n...

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  28. The material is SO black... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    It's so black, it's offended at the racist joke I was trying to come up with referencing fried chicken, being good at dancing, and naming girls with names that end in "isha"...

  29. Blackest and Most Reflective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    1. Possibly could be used as part of stealthy tech for drone and airplane design.

    2. Immediately draws all LAPD officers within a 10-block radius.

  30. is it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    as black as Hillary Clinton's heart? I doubt it.

  31. Re:What is the spin angle of an absorbed photon? by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

    "Entangle" two photons, send one to be absorbed into this black material. Measure the others spin angle.... ooo look it still has a spin angle, yet the "entangled" photon no longer exists!

    So much for entanglement.

    What do you mean, "so much for entanglement?" Your thought experiment says nothing about it. Why would absorbing one entangled photon stop the other from having a spin? There's no such thing as a photon without spin.

    Ergo I've proved Einstein wrong, with my "spooky paint color transfer effect"....

    Have you ever considered the possibility that you're not smart enough to comprehend that there are things you don't comprehend?

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  32. Ripping Yarn! by GrahamCox · · Score: 1

    I bet it's not as black as our Mam's Black Pudding. One day she made a Black Pudding so black, even t'white bits were black.

    And if you get that reference you must be as old as me :)

    1. Re:Ripping Yarn! by Grumpinuts · · Score: 1

      Beat me to it, and yes we must be horribly horribly old.

  33. Re:What is the spin angle of an absorbed photon? by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

    Have you ever considered the possibility that you're not smart enough to comprehend that there are things you don't comprehend?

    Have you ever considered the possibility that you have no sense of humour? Because the comment you're responding to looked like a joke to me....

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  34. Re:What is the spin angle of an absorbed photon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Why would absorbing one entangled photon stop the other from having a spin? There's no such thing as a photon without spin"

    I can measure the spin of the entangled photon, which must set the spin of the now no-existent photon, which would be impossible because the other photon is no more...

    "Have you ever considered the possibility that you're not smart enough to comprehend that there are things you don't comprehend?"
    Have you considered that Einstein pulled a simple logic problem out of his ass to show the bogus nature of entanglement?

    Really, how can look at Quantum Eraser, and not see that you've taken a signal consisting of {noise}+{rare 45 degree photons passing both polarizers} then filtered for the short time when you know the {rare 45 degree passing both polarizers} is present to eliminate the noise and reveal the signal.

    It's trivial to understand, and Einstein pointed out the bogus nature of this thinking.

  35. Re:Blacker than the previous blackest material eve by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This cloak will only be used by the members of the Autarch's Order of the Seekers for Truth and Penitence.

  36. Still not as black as.......... by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

    Still not as black as my ex-wife's heart.

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    1. Re:Still not as black as.......... by willworkforbeer · · Score: 5, Funny

      Still not as black as my ex-wife's heart.

      Yours had a heart? Show off.

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    2. Re:Still not as black as.......... by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

      Yours had a heart? Show off.

      Well, that's what I was led to believe, but I never really saw any evidence of it.

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    3. Re:Still not as black as.......... by willworkforbeer · · Score: 1

      Yours had a heart? Show off.

      Well, that's what I was led to believe, but I never really saw any evidence of it.

      My cardiologist says women like my ex would eliminate his whole profession.

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  37. I'm disappointed, but I understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm disappointed they didn't call it Dolemite, but I suppose you would want to reserve that one for a provably-blackest material.

  38. Colour Scheme by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "It's the weird colour scheme that freaks me. Every time you try to operate one of these weird black controls, which are labeled in black on a black background, a small black light lights up black to let you know you've done it."

  39. You're so metal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If only this material had been available when Spinal Tap put out that album...

    1. Re: You're so metal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or Metallica.

  40. New York Fashion by willworkforbeer · · Score: 3, Funny

    Scoffs at your somewhat blackish material, awaits actual wearable black hole.

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    1. Re:New York Fashion by messymerry · · Score: 1

      This is great! I love black humor...

      ;-D

      --
      Dear Microlimp: I give you 2 valid product keys for win7 and you reject both of them. Piss off you wankers!!!
    2. Re:New York Fashion by willworkforbeer · · Score: 1

      This is great! I love black humor... ;-D

      My friend loves really blue humor, like off the UV spectrum. I would post an example, but it's really X-raycist.

      --
      Pretending this is my office full of bitter coworkers..
  41. Attack the Block quote by drewsup · · Score: 1

    - Too black to see.

    - That's the blackest black ever, fam.

    - That's blacker than my cousin Femi.

  42. Missing data by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    What percentage of those who have gone this black are able to go back?

  43. Penis! Tiny One-Balled Penises! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So the first picture looks like someone drew a bunch of penises on a table.

    Perhaps they could make this black surface even blacker if they lengthen the rod and add an extra sphere next to the sphere
    oo==>

  44. Re:What is the spin angle of an absorbed photon? by belthize · · Score: 1

    It's a joke but not the funny kind. The OP actually appears to be serious given his response.

  45. Re:Blacker than the previous blackest material eve by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    Eleven. That's one blacker.

    --
    Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
  46. hackers by steak · · Score: 1

    only hackers have true black dye tubs

  47. Hotblack Desiato will be happy by Enter+the+Shoggoth · · Score: 1

    This must be how they made the Disaster Area stunt ships

    --
    Andy Warhol got it right / Everybody gets the limelight
    Andy Warhol got it wrong / Fifteen minutes is too long.
  48. Re:What is the spin angle of an absorbed photon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    can measure the spin of the entangled photon, which must set the spin of the now no-existent photon, which would be impossible because the other photon is no more...

    Nope, there is no requirement that it must set the spin of another photon under any conditions. Any operation that forces one of the halves of an entangled pair to a particular state just simply breaks the entanglement, i.e. transitions that the state of the system to one that is not entangled. This would be dead obvious if you actually study quantum mechanics, because it is a simple projection operation, about as easy as the math gets. There are plenty of operations, absorption of a photon being one, that simply just break the entanglement.

  49. Re:What is the spin angle of an absorbed photon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No its not he funny kind. It's the ironic kind.

    Just as entanglement is simply filtering noise from signal, so the Physics degree separates the believers from the non-believers. So to be a Physicist you must have passed your QM course and be a believer.

    Yet clearly its wrong, so the people who failed the QM course were more likely to be better Physicists!

    You understand Bells, yet you apply it to a filtered subset of photons that have the property you want that would prove your theorum! And this fault passes Physics peer review because you've all been taught the same flaw and were filtered for your blind spot to the flaw!

    It's almost like you're all entangled!

    If I change one you to see the flaw, will you all instantly change by spooky distance effect? Even the dead ones?.... Now *that* would be irony.

  50. Not as black as my heart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It'sbnot as black as my heart... or my lungs. I smoke two packs a day.

  51. Re:What is the spin angle of an absorbed photon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (Using parentheses instead of angled brackets for bra-ket notation, because I am too lazy to html-ize the angle brackets, also ignoring normalization which is easy enough to figure out)

    Two photons are entangled, A and B.

    Ok, assuming you creating state |L)_A x |L)_B - |R)_A x |R)_B (you're being so vague using words so as to not really specify).

    B is entangled with a third photon C.

    Again, being quite vague, but assuming you mean you're creating some state where all three are entangled to have the same polarization: |L)_A x |L)_B x |L)_C - |R)_A x |R)_B x |R)_C

    B then hits this black body and is destroyed.

    Ok, so you're getting rid of photon B in some way such that you don't care about the polarization, you are just projecting with (R|_B+(L|_B)... so you get:
    |L)_A x |L)_C - |R)_A x |R)_C

    I then measure the spin of A, and by "spooky effect across time and space" the spin of C is set to be the same. Even though B was destroyed by this black body.

    Well duh, you've created a system state that is just an entanglement of A and C. There is nothing stopping you from removing a particle from an entangled state. This works even in the much simpler case of just two entangled particles, which was wrong in the original post. If you have two entangled photons and you destroy one or force one into a particular state instead of just measuring it, you destroy the entangled state and the second photon is just left in whatever superposition is left over from projecting the first photon onto a state. |L)_A x |L)_B - |R)_A x |R)_B projected by destroying the photon B just removes it and leaves you with |L)_A-|R)_A, a vanilla non-entangled superposition.

    Maybe you should learn the basics of the topics before claiming to understand it well enough to prove it wrong. This is stuff that gets taught to first or second year physics students (or even senior engineering students, who seem to handle bra-ket notation just fine).

  52. How is the energy it absorbs dissipated? by RNLockwood · · Score: 2

    The particles absorb photons over a wide band, violet through 'thermal'. Presumably the energy is dissipated as though from a black body unless it is removed by conduction. For example when illuminated by visible light they would radiate mostly in the infrared (unless the absorbed energy is removed by conduction) and would be seen to glow in infrared.

    If they could be tweaked to absorb better at a wavelength that is best transmitted by human tissue and attached to an antibody that attaches to cancer cells they might be used as antennae to heat and destroy the cells.

    --
    Nate
  53. Re:What is the spin angle of an absorbed photon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just as entanglement is simply filtering noise from signal, so the Physics degree separates the believers from the non-believers. So to be a Physicist you must have passed your QM course and be a believer.

    And yet you get it so wrong, you are just fighting a straw man. You can't prove something wrong if you just make up statements that have no relationship to what you are trying to prove wrong, regardless of how right or wrong it is. If you say the Bible is wrong because of how it says blue kangaroos can fly, both people who believe in the Bible and those who don't will see your proof as BS if they have any idea what it actually says.

    One doesn't have to pass a QM course to argue against it. But one does have to have at least a clue what QM actually says to say what it says is wrong. If this were so important, then getting the intro QM course material would be by far the easiest path to learning what it says, considering you can get through it with just high level high school math and less than a year's time.

  54. Well? by U2xhc2hkb3QgU3Vja3M · · Score: 1

    Where are the photos of this new blackest materiel yet?!

    1. Re:Well? by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      Where are the photos of this new blackest materiel yet?!

      They're being held in evidence. Apparently the police shot the material ...

      --
      It must have been something you assimilated. . . .
  55. Re:Blacker than the previous blackest material eve by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    3/5th's more

  56. Still not as black as Wesley Snipes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That dude can absorb the light of a thousand suns.

  57. Made for SpinalTap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "It's like, 'how much more black could this be?' and the answer is 'None. None more black."

  58. so black, its navy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Natxium

  59. Not the blackest by jandjmh · · Score: 2

    Are the creators of this material even aware of Vantablack? Their new material seems far inferior ...

  60. In other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In other news, Metallica sues engineers for creating something darker than Metallica.

  61. Black Alchemy by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

    This kind of thing is a black art, practiced only by the darkest of souls, out of the light, in the shadows. Probably while eating black licorice and drinking black coffee.

    You simply can't trust people like that.

    --
    I've fallen off your lawn, and I can't get up.
  62. Re:Fisted you were enlightened by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apk's right again. Fisted's sockpuppet downmods to hide his fails vs. apk. Dumb fuck doesn't know we see it + apk posts again unlimitedly unlike most ac posters. Fisted's inferiority manifests itself in this.

  63. Re:Malware? Ok, prove all of these sources wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apk's right again. Fisted's sockpuppet downmods to hide his fails vs. apk. Dumb fuck doesn't know we see it + apk posts again unlimitedly unlike most ac posters. Fisted's inferiority manifests itself in this!

  64. Re:Fisted, how's it taste eating your words? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apk's right again. Fisted's sockpuppet downmods to hide his fails vs. apk. Dumb fuck doesn't know we see it + apk posts again unlimitedly unlike most acs. Fisted's inferiority shows itself in this!

  65. Fisted you were enlightened by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See subject: Apparently your dim brain can't retain it. Microsoft & Amazon do wonders vs. DDoS http://tech.slashdot.org/comme...

    APK

    P.S.=> Do you REALIZE how easy you are to dismantle & utterly CRUSH, fool?

    Man - Your own lack of intelligence + trolling me first made it easy for me to do... lol!

    So, THANK YOU for the laughs - enjoy others LAUGHING @ YOU now TOO, lmao... apk

  66. Malware? Ok, prove all of these sources wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I'm highly satisfied by the amount of butthurt I apparently caused you by simply asking for the source code to your malware" - by fisted (2295862) on Sunday October 25, 2015 @12:19PM (#50797625)

    See subject: MalwareBytes' hpHosts Admin (MalwareBytes employee) hosts & recommends it -> http://hosts-file.net/?s=Downl... & MalwareBytes = BEST antivirus per this VERY recent testing of them all http://www.av-test.org/en/news...

    &

    It's safe proven by 57 antivirus programs recently in BOTH its 64-bit model https://www.virustotal.com/en/...

    +

    In its 32-bit model too https://www.virustotal.com/en/...

    For "good measure" & to make a libelous LITTLE BLOWARD DO NOTHING WORM like you "eat his words" more? This too:

    http://f.virscan.org/APKHostsF...

    APK

    P.S.=> R O T F L M A O - @ the risk of furthering fisted the BLOWHARD's "FoAmiNg-@-TeH-MouTh" impotent rage some more (trust me, the spittle will FLY from his piehole as you're all about to see, lol)?

    Last time I requested this "the great genius" (not, lol) Fisted flew into a "RaGe" being made helpless as USUAL @ my SUPERIOR hands -> http://it.slashdot.org/comment... LMAO... apk

  67. Fisted, how's it taste eating your words? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Your source code is shit and you know it" - by fisted (2295862) on Tuesday October 20, 2015 @09:04PM (#50770245)

    See subject: Where's yours others here like & Malwarebytes folks host + recommend http://hosts-file.net/?s=Downl... & have source to? LOL, it's not!

    I'm NOT obligated to give away MY work to be misused as Chrome's was-> http://it.slashdot.org/story/1... which you ADMIT I'm not http://it.slashdot.org/comment...

    ---

    "I'm highly satisfied by the amount of butthurt I apparently caused you by simply asking for the source code to your malware" - by fisted (2295862) on Sunday October 25, 2015 @12:19PM (#50797625)

    Where's your 'summary' vs. ~60 antiviruses finding my ware safe from 3 diff. sources-> http://it.slashdot.org/comment... ?

    ---

    Opinions vary:

    ---

    "his hosts program is actually pretty good" - by xenotransplant (4179011) on Monday August 10, 2015 @03:34PM (#50287195)

    "I like your host file system." - by Karmashock (2415832) on Wednesday September 09, 2015 @03:57PM (#50489401)

    "APK is kinda right... I've given up on JS based adblocking and gone to blackholing in /etc/hosts, just like it was back in the 90s. The computational load has gotten intolerable for any ad-blocking using JS. I've tried his hosts file generating software. It works." - by bmo (77928) on Thursday October 15, 2015 @11:30AM (#50736071)

    "Actually, APK is totally right on this count. Adblock Plus on Firefox mobile is a dog on older, or lower end, phones. A hostfile based adblocker makes for a much better experience in this context. Of course, your phone has to be rooted" - by chihowa (366380) on Saturday May 16, 2015 @11:40AM (#49705641)

    "his hosts tool is actually useful for those cases in which one does indeed want to locally block stuff outright while consuming minimum system resources" by alexgieg (948359) on Friday September 25, 2015 @09:57AM (#50596461)

    APK

    P.S.=> Stuck your FOOT IN YOUR MOUTH & rammed yer words down yer throat w/ "the bitter taste of SELF-defeat"

  68. Ok, answer the question here, lol... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See subject & "run", forrest: Was more satisfying seeing you eat your words + prove you have zero to compare http://slashdot.org/comments.p...

    * :)

    * Big talking BLOWHARD troll that you are... lol! Lots of "talk" outta you, no action!

    APK

    P.S.=> See subject - As usual, I'm already FAR IN ADVANCE of your obviously dull brain having posted that link above already!

    Just to see you "squirm" worm!

    So - going to TRY "forums slide" bury it again? LOL, or downmod everything I post here down with your sockpuppets?? Go for it - I'll crush you with ease AND GET THE LAST WORD (which "your kind" always has to try have, but my kind SMASHES YOU INTO THE GROUND) on your do-nothing ass again easily... face facts:

    Vs. myself, your superior? You are POWERLESS... lol! apk

  69. Re:Fisted you were enlightened by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apk's right again. Fisted's sockpuppet downmods to hide his fails vs. apk. Dumb fuck doesn't know we see it + apk posts again unlimitedly unlike most acs. Fisted's inferiority shows itself in this.

  70. Re:Malware? Ok, prove all of these sources wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apk's right again. Fisted's sockpuppet downmods to hide his fails vs. apk. Dumb fuck doesn't know we see it + apk posts again unlimitedly unlike most acs. Fisted's inferiority shows again.

  71. Re:Fisted, how's it taste eating your words? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apk's right again. Fisted's sockpuppet downmods to hide his fails vs. apk. Dumb fuck doesn't know we see it + apk posts again unlimitedly unlike most acs. Fisted's inferiority shows itself again!

  72. Re:Ok, answer the question here, lol... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apk's right again. Fisted's sockpuppet downmods to hide his fails vs. apk. Dumb fuck doesn't know we see it + apk posts again unlimitedly unlike most acs. Fisted's inferiority shows itself in this!!!

  73. Fisted the fool "eats his words" yet again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I'm highly satisfied by the amount of butthurt I apparently caused you by simply asking for the source code to your malware" - by fisted (2295862) on Sunday October 25, 2015 @12:19PM (#50797625)

    See subject: MalwareBytes' hpHosts Admin (MalwareBytes employee) hosts & recommends it -> http://hosts-file.net/?s=Downl... & MalwareBytes = BEST antivirus per this VERY recent testing of them all http://www.av-test.org/en/news...

    &

    It's safe proven by 57 antivirus programs recently in BOTH its 64-bit model https://www.virustotal.com/en/...

    +

    In its 32-bit model too https://www.virustotal.com/en/...

    For "good measure" & to make a libelous LITTLE BLOWARD DO NOTHING WORM like you "eat his words" more? This too:

    http://f.virscan.org/APKHostsF...

    APK

    P.S.=> R O T F L M A O - @ the risk of furthering fisted the BLOWHARD's "FoAmiNg-@-TeH-MouTh" impotent rage some more (trust me, the spittle will FLY from his piehole as you're all about to see, lol)?

    Last time I requested this "the great genius" (not, lol) Fisted flew into a "RaGe" being made helpless as USUAL @ my SUPERIOR hands -> http://it.slashdot.org/comment... LMAO... apk

  74. Not the blackest. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Last year 99.96 % absorption was achieved.

  75. Black isn't a color by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Black is the absence of color.

  76. That's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    racist.

  77. Shut your mouth! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We just talkin' 'bout Shaft!

  78. Re:Fisted you were enlightened by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Weird how you can turn your mentalness off briefly when going into sockpuppet mode. I mean it must take a titanic effort not to put random "words" into scarequotes and leave things unbolded.

  79. It's so black. by bitterblackale · · Score: 1

    "It's like, how much more black could this be? and the answer is none. None more black."

  80. What if by barbariccow · · Score: 1

    What if.... they combined the blackest material ever, with the most metal material ever?!??

    1. Re:What if by gzuckier · · Score: 1

      What if.... they combined the blackest material ever, with the most metal material ever?!??

      http://www.last.fm/tag/black+m...

      --
      Star Trek transporters are just 3d printers.
  81. Re:Blacker than the previous blackest material eve by Shadow+of+Eternity · · Score: 1

    I was going for this but I think the AC's "3/5ths blacker" might win.

    --
    A bullet may have your name on it but splash damage is addressed "To whom it may concern."
  82. Dang. by gzuckier · · Score: 1

    I thought this was going to be some new videos from the Apollo.

    --
    Star Trek transporters are just 3d printers.
  83. Re:Fisted you were enlightened by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Weird how apk made you eat your words on DDoS fisted http://tech.slashdot.org/comme... and you're doing sockpuppet mode as you call it now fools nobody.