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UK PM Wants To Speed Up Controversial Internet Bill After Paris Attacks (thestack.com)

An anonymous reader writes: Less than three days after the attacks in Paris, UK prime minister David Cameron has suggested that the process of review for the controversial Draft Investigatory Powers Bill should be accelerated. The controversial proposal, which would require British ISPs to retain a subset of a user's internet history for a year and in effect outlaw zero-knowledge encryption in the UK, was intended for parliamentary review and ratification by the end of 2016, but at the weekend ex-terrorist watchdog Lord Carlile was in the vanguard of demands to speed the bill into law by the end of this year, implicitly criticizing ex-NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden for having 'shown terrorists ways to hide their electronic footprints'.

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  1. Let's just skip right to 1984 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I love Big Brother!

    1. Re:Let's just skip right to 1984 by Squiddie · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's as they say: Never let a good tragedy go to waste. As soon as I heard about this incident, I knew they were going to try and use it. The first thing they were talking about was the "going dark" problem, before the bodies were even cold. These people will scale a mountain of corpses to make themselves heard. These are the politics of fear.

    2. Re:Let's just skip right to 1984 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We are already well past that. In 1984, much of the oppression was based on merely the possibility that you could be watched at any given time. With today's technology, and the power grabs by our governing bodies, you can be watched and listened in on most of the time.

    3. Re:Let's just skip right to 1984 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's as they say: Never let a good tragedy go to waste. As soon as I heard about this incident, I knew they were going to try and use it. The first thing they were talking about was the "going dark" problem, before the bodies were even cold. These people will scale a mountain of corpses to make themselves heard. These are the politics of fear.

      And the fucked up part is, it doesn't even work. France has had draconian anti-cryptography laws (relative to Britain) for decades. They're not one of the Five Eyes; NSA has probably completely infiltrated and pwn3d every packet transmitted to and from France.

      And with all this surveillance, the bad guys still carried out their attack.

      I can come to only one of two conclusions. Either the good guys knew about the attack in advance, and let it happen in order to avoid tipping their hands about their surveillance capabilities (in which case, what the fuck are they protecting us from?), or the good guys had the data but couldn't sort the wheat from the chaff (in which case, laws to further expand the dragnet of surveillance against the general population will reduce our security, not enhance it, by enlarging the haystack of data through which they're trying to search for the terorist needle.)

    4. Re:Let's just skip right to 1984 by moonlandingchap · · Score: 1

      the 1984 bit is true! the law they currently use to thinly vale some sort of legallity was written in 1984. I also felt that if any kind of attack happened then they would jump on that band wagon to rush this through the house asap with no time for any real informotive feedback or proper protest from the public or other parties. Another total loss of libertie all in the name of keeping us safe.. year right. police have been caught using the terror powers for trivial stuff and internal investigatings aginst staff, so who knows what they will do with this new range of powers. not to mention the cost of storing all that data will be passed onto the people being spied on. Time to get end to end vpn up and running before the bill passes. That or move back to France where they are far less evil to their own people.

    5. Re:Let's just skip right to 1984 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's as they say: Never let a good tragedy go to waste. As soon as I heard about this incident, I knew they were going to try and use it. The first thing they were talking about was the "going dark" problem, before the bodies were even cold. These people will scale a mountain of corpses to make themselves heard. These are the politics of fear.

      Well, in the minds of the British Conservatives the best way to defend our freedom is and always will be to strengthen the police state.

    6. Re:Let's just skip right to 1984 by SeaFox · · Score: 2

      You mean 2001? Yet another example of a government using a tragedy as an excuse to grab overreaching powers with little judicial oversight or feedback from citizens?

    7. Re:Let's just skip right to 1984 by Tyr07 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      There's enough security for important people to be safe.

      The security isn't to prevent terrorists, they're not afraid of terrorists.

      They're afraid of average joe with a six pack getting tired of their shit and voting / forcing them out of power. If billions of people in a country say 'I'm tired of your shit, you're too corrupt, greedy, and we don't want you in power anymore'. That's the real threat, that's what they actually fear.

      Ideally they want to make sure that the average people, who are the only one to interfere with any of their 'deals' 'laws' 'bills' etc, are average joe speaking out, saying hey, this isn't good for me, don't do it.

      Instead they want to know everything you're doing so they can counter whatever it is, a rally, public speaking etc, and be prepared to denounce you so they can do whatever x thing they want to do.

      Oh? Political activist? Against some oil deal the government is brewing? Plan to take a flight to another city to rally more support from average joe? I don't think so. You're on the no fly list for risk of terrorism. No no..we'd never abuse that list..honest..

      So yeah, there you have it. They did it, it's working so far. They don't like what you're doing, they'll make it difficult for you to travel, half answers to try and fix it, blank excuses with no one truly responsible for whatever it is governmentally that's blocking you.

      Hey, while they're at it, let's get you investigated by the CRA or IRS just incase you made a mistake. Oh, finally getting bogged down by all these things? Giving up on that trip to talk about Bill (whatevergreedythinglinesmypockets) good...good...

    8. Re:Let's just skip right to 1984 by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      As ever it looks like they did in fact know that something was coming, and were warned by the Iraqi security forces and US security forces. As ever it looks like those warnings were lost in the noise, probably because they were flooded with too much data coming from all angles and too reliant on it. Much of the planning appears to have been done in person because IS knows that western security services put all their eggs in one basket. They only use the internet for propaganda and disinformation.

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    9. Re:Let's just skip right to 1984 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "And the fucked up part is, it doesn't even work."

      Oh it does, you're under the dangerous assumption it's for terrorists.

      Our brains are much worse at reality and thinking than thought.

      Science on reasoning:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYmi0DLzBdQ

      The (mass surveillance) by the NSA and abuse by law enforcement is just more part and parcel of state suppression of dissent against corporate interests. They're worried that the more people are going to wake up and corporate centers like the US and canada may be among those who also awaken. See this vid with Zbigniew Brzezinski, former United States National Security Advisor.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7ZyJw_cHJY

      Brezinski at a press conference

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWTIZBCQ79g

    10. Re:Let's just skip right to 1984 by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2

      I just wrote to my MP telling him that I'm disgusted by Cameron's attempt to use a tragedy in this way. I hope that other UK readers will do the same. If you've never written to your MP before, Write to them is run by mySociety and makes it very easy.

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    11. Re:Let's just skip right to 1984 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Unfortunately, Labour is even more in favour of a police state. Only the Liberal Democrats seem somewhate more reasonable.

    12. Re:Let's just skip right to 1984 by Schmorgluck · · Score: 2

      or the good guys had the data but couldn't sort the wheat from the chaff (in which case, laws to further expand the dragnet of surveillance against the general population will reduce our security, not enhance it, by enlarging the haystack of data through which they're trying to search for the terorist needle.)

      Which is exactly what happened, and has been pointed at in an editorial in the Guardian that used the exact same metaphor you did: "When the intelligence agencies are looking for a needle in a haystack, they shouldn’t be adding more hay."

      Basically, it's a manpower problem, not a legal one. But every government jumps on that pretext to expand surveillance.

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    13. Re:Let's just skip right to 1984 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      There's a third alternative.
      That this massive eavesdropping methodology is not meant for you or me from day 1, but it's meant to gather material to compromise politicians or would-be politicians on their route to office. This way they would never be in a position to compromise the state within the state when they finally reach a position of some relative power. The role of this deep state is to perpetuate itself.

    14. Re:Let's just skip right to 1984 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Correct. All you need to do is use single use messages and then have a side channel or dictionary of contacts -- you know, like an address book. Or tunnel those communications through something else. Passing anti-encryption laws just makes criminals of many people, it doesn't stop criminals from existing. Just look at India -- they limit symmetric keys to 40 bits so their government can crack anything at will. Well, people just ignore it since it'd make online purchases and other mundane shit completely impossible.

    15. Re:Let's just skip right to 1984 by shellbeach · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, Labour is even more in favour of a police state. Only the Liberal Democrats seem somewhate more reasonable.

      Do you mean Labour under Corbyn?? Corbyn's been strongly against any form of police state in his comments to date. I suggest you take a look at

      http://jeremycorbyn.org.uk/cat...

    16. Re:Let's just skip right to 1984 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      gah, anyone who uses acts of terrorism to move their agenda is a terrorist. these politicians should be labeled as such :-/

    17. Re: Let's just skip right to 1984 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck these assholes. The PM is nothing but a mouthpiece who gets payed too much and basically works for the banks. This has nothing to do with terrorism and everything to do with lazy overpaid dogshit who instead of actually doing any work, think that everything should be handed to them on a silver platter while they sit on their ass at their vacation houses telling the world what a great job they are doing. Talk about chaff. The British govt. exemplifies it to a 'T'. Telling the public that because of the backhanded, backroom, illegal bs that they themselves do is Snowden's fault is typical psychotic behaviour of lying untrustworhty pices of complete dogshit they really are. Please somebody needs to cut his fucking balls off and stuff them in his fucking mouth.

    18. Re:Let's just skip right to 1984 by MitchDev · · Score: 1

      So all of the EU wants to be part of Big Brothers Fourth Reich now?

    19. Re:Let's just skip right to 1984 by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      And while we're on the subject, does the forthcoming new Prime Minister's name rhyme with 'garage'? And are we talking the American or British pronunciation? Is there any speculation on how he will get along with Le Pen and Trump?

    20. Re:Let's just skip right to 1984 by MitchDev · · Score: 1

      Maybe if instead of being chicken little/the boy who cried wolf and stating "Every possible threat is likely!" they'd be better able to sort the wheat from the chaff.
      'Frankly the more paranoid "Those in power don;t care about terrorism, they just want this to keep track of their countries' coitizens and stay in power" is sounding more likely (and realistic) day by day....

    21. Re:Let's just skip right to 1984 by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      I can come to only one of two conclusions. Either the good guys knew about the attack in advance, and let it happen in order to avoid tipping their hands about their surveillance capabilities (in which case, what the fuck are they protecting us from?), or the good guys had the data but couldn't sort the wheat from the chaff (in which case, laws to further expand the dragnet of surveillance against the general population will reduce our security, not enhance it, by enlarging the haystack of data through which they're trying to search for the terorist needle.)

      There's a third option also: The good guys had some of the evidence, but it was only obvious in hindsight since many more pieces were a) outside their reach and/or b) not conducted online.

      In any event, expanding surveillance powers won't make us safer. Even if they aren't abused (and that IF is so big it can be seen from space), all they will do is toss more hay on the pile that the good guys are looking through to find the needle.

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    22. Re:Let's just skip right to 1984 by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      Well, in the minds of the British Conservatives the best way to defend our freedom is and always will be to strengthen the police state.

      I always liken this to a collector who obsessively keeps a prize in a box, behind protective glass, in a room with special lights, etc. - all designed to keep their collection in mint condition. These people want to "protect our freedoms" by locking them away so nobody can touch them as if this will "keep them in mint condition." The thing is, though, freedoms aren't comic books or toys. When we "play" with our freedoms, they don't get worn out and less valuable, they strengthen and get more valuable.

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    23. Re:Let's just skip right to 1984 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Forgot one, false flag.

    24. Re:Let's just skip right to 1984 by coofercat · · Score: 1

      I just asked mine to tell me what use weakened encryption would be since France has already outlawed it and still missed these guys (as indeed did GCHQ and the Five Eyes nations). I went on to ask him to publish the same information the Bill calls for, but for his home, office and Parliament use of the Internet (I even said I'd install suitable equipment to collect the information if he didn't have it already). Anything less is hipocrisy ;-)

      I know doing this does about jackshit most of the time. However, if we all do it then they at least have to reply to all our letters, which might slow them down a bit. Gotta give writetothem.com a +1 though, it really is a great resource.

    25. Re:Let's just skip right to 1984 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      US intelligence warned France that something was planned in the coming 2 months - this was back in October.
      France acted on this not by releasing more officers on the street but by going on a wrecking spree of their capital in Syria. Source BBC.

    26. Re:Let's just skip right to 1984 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      good guys had the data but couldn't sort the wheat from the chaff

      This one is reported to be the correct answer. Some of the suspects had a file of them but due to the process of refocusing the resources, the French agencies couldn't do anything in time. So it's not about mass surveillance, but about the agents stopping the following of a suspicious person.

    27. Re:Let's just skip right to 1984 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Conservatives are usually against bigger government. I think you mean the liberals want that.

    28. Re:Let's just skip right to 1984 by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      And the fucked up part is, it doesn't even work. France has had draconian anti-cryptography laws (relative to Britain) for decades. They're not one of the Five Eyes; NSA has probably completely infiltrated and pwn3d every packet transmitted to and from France.

      Actually one of the benefits of not being in 5 eyes is that if you are in 5 eyes you can't run effective counterintelligence operations; you don't want to stop the other 4 eyes from spying on your people.

      So if you aren't in 5 eyes you can run effective counterintelligence and ANYONE you catch spying is stopped. Meanwhile over in NZ, if they find someone spying first they'd have to check that they aren't an Aussie, Canadian, British or US operation and once they've excluded that possibility THEN they can stop them.

      Some poorer non-5-eyes countries have the added benefit that they have eg Russia and China BOTH doing counterintel vs each other and everyone else. Its like the 3 stooges trying to get through a door!

      5 eyes countries are basically intel whores.

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    29. Re:Let's just skip right to 1984 by kheldan · · Score: 1

      They're afraid of average joe with a six pack getting tired of their shit and voting / forcing them out of power. If billions of people in a country say 'I'm tired of your shit, you're too corrupt, greedy, and we don't want you in power anymore'. That's the real threat, that's what they actually fear.

      You've got part of the answer but not all of it.

      The rest of the answer is this: They're afraid of a Western version of the 'Arab Spring' happening here (and in other Western 1st-world countries), because the chaos and power vacuum that results from those is what allowed these Sunni extremists (who laughingly call themselves the 'Islamic State') to gain a foothold in the first place. That's been their play all along: Identify the disaffected, who are otherwise powerless to do anything but complain, and empower them, aid them, assist them in gaining support and popularity, then proceed to topple the government. Granted, it would be very tough to accomplish that in, say, the UK, U.S., or France, but it doesn't mean that the people in power aren't afraid of them trying it, and the chaos that would cause even if unsuccessful.

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    30. Re:Let's just skip right to 1984 by Blue+Stone · · Score: 2

      The terrorists in the Paris attack were known to the security services.

      This almost always seems to be the case: the security services don't need more mass surveillance, they need to act on the intelligence they already have; they don't need a bigger haystack to find the needles they already have in front of them.

      The proposals by the British government (the civil servants behind the scenes, that is, impressing it upon the clueless "here today, gone tomorrow" politicians, who propose it to every bunch that comes along until they get what they want) are ludicrous and will be abused.

      Having Mike from Bromford's internet history stored for a whole year won't help them catch a single fucking terrorist, but it will help they shut him the fuck up if he starts campaigning against Fracking in his neighbourhood once the party's donors (the Frackers) start complaining about how effective his campign is.

      The UK is becoming an ever greater, scary, over-arching surveillance state. The other shoe just hasn't dropped yet for the vast majority of people.

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    31. Re:Let's just skip right to 1984 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This. Thank you, I've never heard it put so nicely. I'm going to copy and paste your quote wherever I can. :)

      "Either the good guys knew about the attack in advance, and let it happen in order to avoid tipping their hands about their surveillance capabilities (in which case, what the fuck are they protecting us from?), or the good guys had the data but couldn't sort the wheat from the chaff (in which case, laws to further expand the dragnet of surveillance against the general population will reduce our security, not enhance it, by enlarging the haystack of data through which they're trying to search for the terorist needle.)"

    32. Re: Let's just skip right to 1984 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In several years we'll have a financial meltdown at a scale unprecedented in human history. There is no exit strategy and the only plan is maintaining liquidity for as long as possible. Governments will need every tool available to control people. Billions of hungry, determined people with plenty of time to spare. No one will admit it because that would start the events but the actions make a lot more sense in this context.

    33. Re:Let's just skip right to 1984 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They knew about it. France was warned 24hrs prior to the attacks by foreign intelligence agency.

    34. Re: Let's just skip right to 1984 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If he ever gets his socialist paradise, he will need to implement a police state to keep it going.

    35. Re: Let's just skip right to 1984 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Somebody's on to something here.

    36. Re:Let's just skip right to 1984 by beastofburdon · · Score: 1

      That's because it is true, and has been since the very first government.

    37. Re:Let's just skip right to 1984 by Tyr07 · · Score: 1

      Right, so their biggest fear is that people who are tired of what the government is doing will be empowered to stop them.
      So I'm 100% dead on. /Regardless/ of the motives empowering these people to act change.

      So really isn't it still that the government is doing shit we don't want them to, which is giving these people the opportunity in the first place? Perhaps if the government(s) of the world stopped being greedy power hungry pricks we would see different results?

  2. apparently by kelemvor4 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    evil begets evil.

  3. Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Soon we'll live in a totalitarian state as restrictive as sharia law. Woohoo!

  4. Start with banks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...outlaw zero-knowledge encryption

    Get them to start with banks. Once implemented, withdraw all of Cameron's savings/investments, and use it to fund eduction on how the Internet works.

  5. Backdoor-ed RaspberryPi ? by psergiu · · Score: 1

    Since The RaspberryPi Foundation is UK-based, does this mean that in order to comply with the law, all RaspberryPis produced after this law goes into effect must come with MI5/MI6-approved encryption backdoors ?

    Or will the crafty gals & gents from Upton Towers find a way to eschew this ?

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    1. Re:Backdoor-ed RaspberryPi ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't worry, you'll get your MI6 approval seal along with your next order.

    2. Re:Backdoor-ed RaspberryPi ? by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      No. It doesn't.

      Sadly this seems to be media hysteria more than anything else. Let me give you an analogy - you know how often the media completely screws up the technical detail relating to pretty much any science or tech story, completely missing the point of anything more complicated than web browsing? The do exactly the same when it comes to law.

    3. Re:Backdoor-ed RaspberryPi ? by Taco+Cowboy · · Score: 1

      ... Since The RaspberryPi Foundation is UK-based, does this mean that in order to comply with the law, all RaspberryPis produced after this law goes into effect must come with MI5/MI6-approved encryption backdoors ? ...

      No worry, we can always get ras-pi alternatives from American companies ... oh wait...
       
      Ah... we can always get Banana Pi from China ...oh shit !
       
      Oh my! Looks like we are fucked no matter from whom we get our development boards

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    4. Re:Backdoor-ed RaspberryPi ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sadly this seems to be media hysteria more than anything else. Let me give you an analogy - you know how often the media completely screws up the technical detail relating to pretty much any science or tech story, completely missing the point of anything more complicated than web browsing? The do exactly the same when it comes to law.

      To a point. And then the even nastier stuff is well hidden from almost everyone else. And the nastiest stuff is already in place without any legal support anyway.

  6. The bad guys by ls671 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Worthless, the bad guys will use custom apps and custom encryption scheme to stay ahead. You will end up spying on joe six pack and stupid criminals. Really dangerous guys will find a way to stay ahead. The only way to win is to keep up and being able to decrypt their communications by any means we can. No bill can help that.

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    1. Re: The bad guys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      They are not that interested in the 'bad guys' it is the rest of the population they want to control.

      While the 'bad guys' are quite happy with the Police State scenario.

    2. Re:The bad guys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Decryption is a math problem. Politicians don't know anything about solving math problems. They only know how to pass laws. So that's what they're doing. They're passing a law to make it legal to point guns at math problems that they can't solve.

      So basically their policy is "If you outlaw math problems, only outlaws will have math problems."

    3. Re:The bad guys by rtb61 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The only way to stay ahead is to use properly trained field agents and communicate with the general public. Creating endless lazy lard arse donut munching machines staring at computers for the answer is a complete waste of time. Highly profitable for the corporations feeding the bullshit but a complete waste of time, but then hey, if you actually solve the war on terror how can you continue to generate billions in profits pretending to fight it.

      Then of course we all know it has nothing to do with war lords and organised crime gangs and everything to do with peace activist terrorists, union terrorists, environmental activist terrorist, fringe political party terrorists and any and all other political activist terrorist, anybody who threatens the unlimited greed and power of corporations and of course completely corrupted sham elections.

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    4. Re:The bad guys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that was beautiful

    5. Re:The bad guys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The dangerous bad guys get an arms race they were already winning.
      The people get security theater.
      A few government agencies get red tape removed from things they were already doing.
      The officials get to be the heroes that rushed through this important legislature that keeps you safe.
      And depending on how cynical or (I don't know the adjective for being a conspiracy nut) you are, someone somewhere profits from it.

      It's win-win for everybody who politically matters. Zero downside to pushing this through.

    6. Re:The bad guys by ls671 · · Score: 1

      I agree with you, when I wrote; "by any means we can" it included what you wrote, maybe I should have written "intercept" their communications.

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    7. Re:The bad guys by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      All of them? Literally every single bad guy? All of them have the sophistication necessary to realise his is an issue?

      Not one of them is going to slip up and fail to realise just how much you can deduce from metadata and educated guesses?

    8. Re:The bad guys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "... properly trained field agents and communicate with the general public."

      You mean like the KGB and the Stasi? LOL!

    9. Re:The bad guys by kheldan · · Score: 2

      You're entirely correct. Just like the old line about gun control: 'If you outlaw guns, then only outlaws will have guns' is 100% true in both cases: You outlaw encryption, they're going to use it anyway, and they'll go out of their way to obfuscate it as much as possible. Think about it, people: Can forum moderators 100% prevent people from using foul language in their posts? No? Why do you think that is (if you don't already know the answer)? Because they morph what they're posting into things that word filters won't catch; pen0r instead of penis, or using leet-speak translators.. Those are just kids trying to use dirty words, how sophisticated do you think terrorists communicating over the Internet covertly are going to get to hide what they're saying? Nope, outlawing things that use encryption will do nothing but aid the enemy.

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    10. Re:The bad guys by cheater512 · · Score: 1

      Wont fix - works as intended.

      I think you bought their crap about it's for stopping terrorists.

    11. Re:The bad guys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's the idea! And for an encore, 'special emergency powers' like they gave to that guy in the Star Wars prequel. I'd vote for that.

      As long they keep me and my little chihuahua safe from the evil terrorists. I have nothing to hide, because I never talk to anyone (too scared really, you can't tell who might be a terrorist). And I never go outside, except to take out the garbage (where I look into my neighbour's window to make sure they aren't doing anything that I might not like).

      I had to report an act of indecency once when my neighbour opened the door in his bath towel to pick up the morning newspaper. The cops didn't want to do anything about it until I said I think he had a big gun under that towel. I was so scared that I hid under my bed for two hours until the cops came and dragged him away. The cops were my heroes that day - I felt so proud to have helped them out.

  7. Re:lemme say: by fustakrakich · · Score: 2

    I have to share your lol. Panicky people will keep voting for this crap for years to come. It's a mini 9/11 of gov/corp power grabbing. Works every time.

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  8. Re:lemme say: by davester666 · · Score: 1

    But the Patriot Act as been so good for America! The UK wants summa that lovin.

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  9. Pointless by seoras · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Saying you need to make your data available to government law enforcement is like saying it's illegal to walk around in public with a loaded AK47.
    Like the real bad guys do as their told, right?
    What galls me the most is the way we're being treated like we're too dumb to understand what they are really trying to achieve.

    1. Re:Pointless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What galls me the most is the way we're being treated like we're too dumb to understand what they are really trying to achieve.

      We ARE too dumb to understand what they are really trying to achieve.

      Well, not you in particular obviously, but in the general sense, averaged across the whole population, we are.

    2. Re:Pointless by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      What about my told? That's what i want to know....

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    3. Re:Pointless by AmiMoJo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Actually it's not quite a s stupid as it first seems. If they outlaw encryption and apps that don't give them a backdoor, then they can arrest anyone who uses those things. Such encrypted traffic, or traffic to and from the servers of such apps will be tagged as illegal and followed up by automated systems that ISPs and mobile service providers are required to install.

      Once the infrastructure is in place the BPI will go to court demanding that ISPs block BitTorrent and consumer VPN services. Once the concept that a protocol or app can be illegal is established the government and large corporations will have powerful weapons to use against us.

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    4. Re:Pointless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it's like saying bank vaults need a fire door.

    5. Re:Pointless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should know about you're told.

  10. nope! nope! nope! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    No rushing ANYTHING during times of crises. tsk! tsk!

  11. Sheeple by whoever57 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Unfortunately, a lot of the press are going along with this proposal, despite its lack of support in any logic. Take the case of unbreakable encryption on phones. At the point that the phone is being held by the security services, what information can they not get? They can present a warrant to the app providers, email providers, etc. to get the information about the communications.

    Who is the most likely target of abuse of these powers? Probably politicians. These politicians have to be either mind-numbingly arrogant, mind-numbingly stupid, or already being blackmailed to want this (arrogant because they think that no-one would ever dare to spy on them).

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    1. Re:Sheeple by dgatwood · · Score: 4, Interesting

      As everyone with even the most peripheral ties to the tech industry knows, the average six-year-old is more tech literate than an average member of the news media. The only people less computer savvy are politicians.

      As for the information they can't get, there's a lot. With end-to-end encryption as is used on services like Apple's iMessage, the data exists only on the devices at either end of the communication, and the keys exist only there. They can tell you who communicated with whom, but they can't tell you the contents of the communication.

      But here's what the politicians don't seem to understand: The tech industry did all of this as a direct response to government abuse, mostly by major first-world governments like those in the U.S. and Britain, rather than by all the third-world governments that you might ordinarily imagine would be guilty of spying on their citizens. Those companies tried using encryption that could be broken upon subpoena; they tried that first, because it seemed like the best compromise between security and... well, security. But major governments abused that subpoena power massively, creating secret courts that they could use to perform data collection without public oversight. After those governments effectively took the "secure except with a subpoena" option off the table as a viable means of protecting privacy rights, the only remaining option available to the tech companies that could prevent those governments from massively overstepping their authority and abusing the rights of the public at large was to design systems in such a way that it was impossible to break into the data stream even with a court order to do so without the user becoming aware that their communication had been compromised.

      This is the natural evolution of security. Bad people attack security and try to create back doors. Good people find ways to bolster the systems to prevent those bad people from doing so. Eventually, the systems become so robust that they are not vulnerable to most feasible attacks. The governments of the world had every opportunity to get these companies to build systems that could be monitored when necessary. All they had to do was act like responsible adults, and only use their subpoena power when it was absolutely necessary to save lives. Instead, they chose to abuse that power. Now, it is too late. Those in power should have shown restraint when they had the chance.

      The thing is, the public has a fundamental right to have access to encryption that is as good as what the terrorists have. Anything less would be an unconscionable abrogation of the public's rights, without any real effect on terrorism. After all, it would take a decent software engineer all of a couple of days to write an end-to-end encrypted chat application in which the user must enter a passcode prior to decrypting any data stored on the device, and in which the data is always encrypted with the recipient's public key prior to transmission, so the bad guys will always have access to end-to-end encryption. The key exchange can be tricky, but trust is always a tricky issue in general, and is kind of a separate issue.

      In the fight against terrorism, the trust policy is always going to be the weak point that can be exploited—government officials pretending to be potential terrorists so that they can infiltrate the organization, government officials creating honeypots that pretend to be terrorist recruiting sites so that they can prevent people from joining the real organizations by burying them in the noise, etc. Once trust is established—once terrorists have actually become part of such an organization, any hope of further interception of their communication is a hopeless cause, and anybody who says otherwise is kidding him/herself.

      And before anyone brings it up, this isn't at all like gun control. Terrorists don't frequently steal their end-to-end encryption from other people; if it is not available legally, they can re-develop it themselves with only a modicum of effort. So fighting terrorism by banning encryption is more like fighting gang violence by banning the legal sale of bandanas, and makes exactly as much sense.

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    2. Re: Sheeple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Already blackmailed? British politicians? You'd have to be the kind of idiot who'd stick their dick in a dead pig to believe that kind of nonsense.

    3. Re:Sheeple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Unfortunately, a lot of the press are going along with this proposal, despite its lack of support in any logic.

      Yep -- that's the sad part. The radical's best allies are the radicals, as always. Cameron's Le Pen's and Seehofer's best allies are the ISIS. And vice-versa.

      As Arundhati Roy put it already 2001, Bush and Bin Laden were a kind of mirror images of each other.

      (And don't construe that as me approving of what ISIS or Al Qaida do: I deeply detest those ideologies and organizations. But I equally deeply detest Bush and the American military-industrial complex, with its lies and killings by drone and bombing of hospitals).

    4. Re:Sheeple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you think encryption used on an iphone gives you any security from snooping eyes you are woefully misinformed.

      Captcha: blindly ... seems appropriate

    5. Re:Sheeple by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      he tech industry did all of this as a direct response to government abuse, mostly by major first-world governments like those in the U.S. and Britain, rather than by all the third-world governments that you might ordinarily imagine would be guilty of spying on their citizens.

      Why would anyone think that Third-Worlders would be doing this? Third World governments seldom have the power (read: money and resources) to do something like this. Only wealthy governments could do this, or have an interest in doing this.

      And before anyone brings it up, this isn't at all like gun control.

      Actually, it's exactly like that. Go after something that's pretty much harmless in the hands of the law-biding because a very tiny fraction of the population abuses it. Gun control to a T....

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    6. Re:Sheeple by dave420 · · Score: 1

      I think you meant "second world", not "third world".

    7. Re:Sheeple by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      With end-to-end encryption as is used on services like Apple's iMessage, the data exists only on the devices at either end of the communication, and the keys exist only there.

      But with central keys and a proprietary system, it'd be quite easy for Apple to read everything. End to End encryption shouldn't also include massive amounts of trust.

    8. Re:Sheeple by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's exactly like that. Go after something that's pretty much harmless in the hands of the law-biding because a very tiny fraction of the population abuses it. Gun control to a T....

      Not really. Gun control actually has some basis in logic, which is that a significant percentage of gun deaths are either accidental or occur because of firearms stolen from someone who bought them legally. It provably makes it harder for criminals to get guns. The debate is over how much harder it makes it, and whether the inconvenience to everyone else is worth it.

      With encryption, the bad guys (for any definition of "bad guys" you might choose) have access to encryption already, and unlike guns, once you have software, you can make an infinite number of copies of it without cost. So there can be no rational debate over whether banning encryption makes it harder for the bad guys to gain access to it, because the answer is an incontrovertible no.

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    9. Re:Sheeple by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      Them, too.

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    10. Re:Sheeple by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      But with central keys and a proprietary system, it'd be quite easy for Apple to read everything. End to End encryption shouldn't also include massive amounts of trust.

      For some reason, I thought they had built protections into the system to prevent adding arbitrary keys without telling the user, but apparently I'm wrong, or if I'm right, then it isn't discussed in the white paper.

      The short answer (apparently) is that upon subpoena, the government could compel Apple to add a new public key and forward a copy of all the traffic for a particular user. However, Apple cannot provide access to messages that have been sent previously, because there's no mechanism for telling existing devices to send a copy of their messages to a new device.

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    11. Re:Sheeple by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Apple cannot provide access to messages that have been sent previously, because there's no mechanism for telling existing devices to send a copy of their messages to a new device.

      Oh, I figured Apple could update the iMessage app to send the private key, in addition to the public key, to Apple servers. Then Apple could decode all future messages without new key generation, but also decrypt all previous messages. Or pull the private keys out of a cloud backup, or something.

  12. Now we know... by Dog-Cow · · Score: 0

    Now we know what Cameron got out of the Paris attacks. I wonder what encryption he used to communicate with the perpetrators to help organize them. /conspiracy

  13. Re:lemme say: by cold+fjord · · Score: 1

    It's a mini 9/11 of ... corp power grabbing

    So it's imaginary then.

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  14. Re:lemme say: by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

    Nope, not imaginary at all, there's gold in them hills. With all the believers, it's a big win for big money. They'll buy all your snake oil, the entire lot.

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  15. Hey, look over there; it's Snowden! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Lord Carlile was in the vanguard of demands to speed the bill into law by the end of this year, implicitly criticizing ex-NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden for having 'shown terrorists ways to hide their electronic footprints'.

    Yeah, about that shameless and often repeated lie: Exploiting Emotions About Paris to Blame Snowden, Distract from Actual Culprits Who Empowered ISIS.

    These people will never let a tragedy pass without using it as an excuse ram through some ill-conceived legislation. Our own legislators are doing far more damage than terrorists could ever hope to.

    1. Re:Hey, look over there; it's Snowden! by infolation · · Score: 1

      If the terrorists didn't know how to hide their footprints until snowden told them how their footprints were being found, then that's 'security through obscurity' again.

      It relies on the ignorance of the terrorists, not the expertise of the authorities.

    2. Re:Hey, look over there; it's Snowden! by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Yet, pre Snowden, 9/11 attackers were not discovered before attacks.

      The system doesn't work to prevent attacks, only place blame after. The pattern was there, but nobody was looking for it until after the attacks. You could use billboards to spread unencrypted messages for terrorist cells, and it'd be ignored until after an attack. Not from malice, but from the lack of ability to process all the data collected.

  16. State based terrorism by MrKaos · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Islamic terrorism is the excuse used to roll out state based terrorism. Bills introduced after the attacks in New York were the beginning and they have been consistently rolled out since then.

    Generally covering up political incompetence appeared to be the core motivation, at first, but what better way to continue to roll out a campaign of harassing the populations of western democracies than by propping up and enhancing an ineffectual security theatre.

    Having spent significant time reading these bills and writing to politicians to either stop or modify the wording of these laws it's pretty clear that ineptitude and general laziness has been behind the services inability to stop these attacks, most governments already have ample power to stop these attacks.

    Most western countries passed effective terrorism laws back in the days of the IRA, ample powers were available to all these countries to stop terrorist attacks for decades. Not doing so allows our governments and controlled media to whip the populous into a frenzy that allows more state based terrorism to be rolled out in the form of laws none of us deserve.

    Why? Because what the state is saying is you have no right to protect your rights and freedom and that it has a right to inspect the minutia of your life. In doing so it is also happy to expose you to organized crime, which has no impact on the state.

    As distasteful as it sounds, the illusion of our freedom was over a long time ago. Orwell was an optimist in terms of what capabilities the state would have and, as usual, the moronic machinations of Islamic extremists give governments the excuse to drive us closer to a police state every day.

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    1. Re:State based terrorism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the natural course of coercive authority: continuous expansion. And it doesn't take a philosopher to understand why -- because coercion is inherently self-serving. Human nature tells us that, but group-think is more than powerful enough to overcome it, and every power-hungry politician knows it. As for taking advantage of tragedy -- that's a technique as old as coercive authority itself.

  17. What a fuckhead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd expect no less from a guy who literally mouth fucked a dead pig

  18. Re:uk trying desperately to stay relevant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because some of us live there!! Doh!

  19. Let's be honest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    If the terrorists get caught plotting via Facebook and whatsapp the chances are they're not the ones we should be worried about. All this will achieve is pushing the lower end terrorists further underground. Publicising it so much is just stupid if they didn't already use encrypted platforms you can guarentee they will now. By all means waste more of my tax that I minimise anyway.

  20. Re:uk trying desperately to stay relevant by Ash-Fox · · Score: 2

    why do people even bother about uk? it is a declining society, in debt to others, with ever less share of world gdp, a slave state to usa.

    Despite lack of growth of in the UK, there is still plenty more money companies make from offering the UK services that are only over shadowed by the USA and Asia. As an example, if you look at Deloitte's member firms, the two largest ones are 'USA & India', 'UK & Switzerland' - interestingly, UK is the big earner in the latter, the money the UK practice makes goes beyond that of all the other member firms combined, only eclipsed by US & India.

    as such increasingly irrelevant to world affairs, nobody bothers about netherlands, so why uk?

    Outside of trade, because of the EU, the UK still extremely relevant to world affairs as the commonwealth and peacekeeping (some peace keeping has been going on since World War 2).

    The Netherlands is a nation that countries hold some resentment to because of the high interest loans it has a tendency to dangle in front of suffering nations.

    who cares if british perverts in government spy on whether rest of the british still engage as usual in national cultural practice of male male sodomy?

    Probably the same people who assume that the first UK phone network, which was operated by the post office was never monitored (it has always been).

    I think though that the risk that people don't like, is that numerous companies will meet these standards for encryption to meet country requirements and apply this to an international audience too, making them vulnerable.

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  21. Re:lemme say: by cold+fjord · · Score: 0

    That's not a "power grab," that is at most a sales opportunity.

    Let me know when General Dynamics or BAE is appointed governor of Syria, Mosul, or San Francisco.

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  22. Simple minded political point-scoring by dwywit · · Score: 1

    Blame Snowden, sure. That's exactly the sort of ready-to-print headline we've come to expect from politicians in the UK - the Daily Fail and other FUD-spreading tabloid press won't even have to re-write it.

    Sadly, the tabloid-addicted public will believe it - they've spent decades in a sewer of screaming headlines, and have lost anything resembling critical thinking.

    This would be a good time for her maj to put her foot down - she does command the armed forces, after all.

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  23. Re:lemme say: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Money is power, dork. America proves that companies don't need to actually be named governor to have power over the government.

    It's happening literally right now.

  24. I don't see how by Idimmu+Xul · · Score: 2

    an attack on Paris by terrorists is solved by an attack on the citizens and corporations of Great Britain by it's government.

    GPG is out, you cant turn off encryption, stop wasting tax payer money you incompetent crony bastards.

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    1. Re:I don't see how by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      I'm not encrypting. I just use a protocol you don't know, it seems...

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    2. Re:I don't see how by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      eqemu protocol?

    3. Re:I don't see how by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      How should I know? I only use this tool here, you might want to ask its creator.

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    4. Re:I don't see how by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not encrypting. I just use a protocol you don't know, it seems...

      Citizen, you have been identified as using an Illegal Protocol, defined as any communication mechanism which has not been ratified as Safe for Public Use by the Office of Personal Communications, Safety and Wellfare. We will be searching your person and property for signs of Illicit Activity related to your use of said communication, along with that of your friends, relatives, and other associates. You will be required to remit a fine equal to seven times the cost of the Enforcement Action, and attend a 6 week Educational course on Public Duty at a closed-campus location in your area, and pass a series of routine Drug Tests. This penalty is automatic, and not contestable in a Court of Law.
      We look forward to helping you help to protect yourself, your children, and your community from the ravages of Terrorism, Drugs, and Child Molestation.

  25. Re:lemme say: by cold+fjord · · Score: 0

    America proves that companies don't need to actually be named governor to have power over the government.

    That's kind of funny. So why do the corporations pay taxes to government if they control it? Why all of the expensive government read tape? Why have business executive been going to jail? When two companies disagree on what the government should do, how does that get decided? There is a hole lot more of explaining to do if you want that nonsense to even border on not insane, let alone plausible.

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  26. How would it outlaw zero knowledge encryption? by 91degrees · · Score: 1

    The bill makes no explicit mention of encryption except as it pertains to the existing law. So presumably the legal scholars of slashdot will let me know exactly which of the provisions in this hefty pdf outlaws encryption.

    1. Re:How would it outlaw zero knowledge encryption? by thejynxed · · Score: 1

      The part where encryption makes it impossible to retain the data for a year, of course.

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    2. Re:How would it outlaw zero knowledge encryption? by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      How encryption make that impossible? It's only a requirement to store domains and phone numbers. Those aren't encrypted in the first place.

  27. He's almost as bad as Harper... by Krokus · · Score: 1

    Harper wouldn't even make a fuss about something like that. He'd just bury it in an omnibus bill with little to no debate. In cases where debate was unavoidable, he just used his majority government to play "democracy theatre", where they would sit there for a couple of weeks pretending to listen to, in the case of the "Fair Elections Act" committee for example, 75 witnesses consisting of professors and various other experts in politics and democracy. These witnesses, to a person, explained why the act was an affront against democracy. Afterwards, Harper's committee, having a majority in the committee, simply ignored everything that was said and voted against every single proposal to change the act in any way. Harper then passes it into law and hopes that the Supreme Court of Canada doesn't find it unconstitutional and strike it down (which is really the only way a Harper bill could be stopped).

    I watched the whole Fair Elections Act committee proceedings on CPAC, including voting on each of the proposals. At one point just before one of those votes, one of the NDP committee members called the Conservatives out on deliberately curtailing any attempt to alter the Act, with some not nice words aimed at them. When the vote took place immediately after that, one of the Conservatives, when asked for his vote, said, and I quote, "Well, if that's the way you're going to be about this, then I vote no". And that was the point at which I could no longer watch CPAC because it just made me almost physically ill.

  28. The bad guys have their 'allah' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    ... And with all this surveillance, the bad guys still carried out their attack ...

    Them bad dudes need no stinking encryption, you insensitive clod!

    They have something that even the 'five eyes' can't never match ... they have 'allah'

  29. Low Tech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They said the Paris attackers went low tech, communicated using PlayStation 4. So retaining everybody's ISP records will do nothing at all. Laws against encryption will do nothing at all. UK is just plain stupid.

  30. Re:lemme say: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a religion to many here. Beliefs don't have to be sane or plausible.

  31. Leave it to Cameron by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You can say about him what you want (like "why does he have such a big mouth?" "Well, duh, have you seen his feet? How you think he should get it in there?"), but he's reliable.

    David, one question: You are aware that the Frenchies already have pretty much outlawed encryption, right? They had that for ages.

    I don't expect you to know anything about technology. If anything, your governing style makes me wonder whether you know anything about anything at all. But even you can't be so dumb. So, is it that you think your voters are dumb enough to swallow this attack as a good reason to push legislation that would not even remotely, in no scenario possible, have avoided even a tiny bit of what went down in Paris?

    David, until now I just had you pegged as someone who enjoys sucking his toes, considering how much you put your foot in your mouth. Maybe a bit on the uneducated side, because I shy away from calling someone dumb until I can actually identify mental deficits, you just come across as someone who isn't weighed down in his decisions with too much knowledge.

    But abusing an atrocity where hundreds died at the hands of some assholes into a tool to push your agenda makes you a despicable, utterly horrific person. Until now I only had you down as inept. But now, you're on my asshole list.

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    1. Re:Leave it to Cameron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      is it that you think your voters are dumb enough to swallow this attack as a good reason to push legislation that would not even remotely, in no scenario possible, have avoided even a tiny bit of what went down in Paris?

      Yes, that's what he thinks. And he's right.

      We who know otherwise are in the vast minority, and discussing the issue with only those who share our sentiments and understanding blinds us to the fact that >99.9% of the UK population have little to no understanding of what encryption, politics of fear, freedom, liberty, and privacy really mean or are worth.

      So tell your friends, the ones who don't get it..

    2. Re:Leave it to Cameron by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      I don't regularly talk with people whose IQ is below room temperature.

      I said it before, I'll say it again: Communism is the dictatorship of the proletariat. Democracy the dictatorship of the proles.

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    3. Re:Leave it to Cameron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Prole is short for proletariat. Surely you don't actually believe democacy and communism are the same.

    4. Re:Leave it to Cameron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't regularly talk with people whose IQ is below room temperature.

      Perhaps you should. They make up a large proportion of the voting public. Convince some people David Cameron's proposed legislation is ineffectual, and damaging, and you will be doing society a service.

    5. Re:Leave it to Cameron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You think the PM reads you're whining here? Write a bloody letter by hand, if you're truly bothered and more to be more than yet another dweeb internet warrior.

    6. Re:Leave it to Cameron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The term “dictatorship of the proletariat” as used by Marx and Engels does not mean tyranny or absolutism or rule by a single individual, a minority or even a single party but political rule exercised by the majority of the population.

      But of course, you can distort things to fit your views.

    7. Re:Leave it to Cameron by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      I admit, it loses a bit in translation. Consider "prole" a slur for people who are very poorly educated and not interested in changing that.

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    8. Re:Leave it to Cameron by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Mostly it was supposed to be a snide, cynical comment rather than something to be examined at an academic level, but ... ok.

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    9. Re:Leave it to Cameron by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      No, I honestly don't believe him to read this here. Actually, I'm not really convinced anymore he can read in the first place.

      And even should it turn out that he can, I highly doubt that he'd bother to read anything I write. After all, I don't really have anything to contribute to his campaign or offer him a comfy board position in a company I own for the time when he is finally kicked from his current comfy chair.

      It just makes enduring his idiocy easier if it feels like I can at least berate him for being the moron he is.

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    10. Re:Leave it to Cameron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... the dictatorship of the proletariat. Democracy the dictatorship of the proles.

      These mean the same thing so you're really saying the voters get the oppression they deserve. This has been said before.

      Democracy allows people to participate more in government as promised "by the people" but democracy is still a dictatorship by the common man. It matters little whose voice speaks for the people, because a government is itself controlled by a powerful elite. In western society that elite is multinational conglomerates although the national security apparatus is gaining influence. Such influence is a harbinger of totalitarianism which will eventually crush what meritocracy and democracy remains.

    11. Re:Leave it to Cameron by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      The attitude of Conservative voters is perplexing. They're not even all total morons. At least not apparently. My former boss who started his own company that makes somewhat advanced software was a proud Conservative voter. God only knows why. I can only assume he paid attention to their tax policies and ignored their authoritarian bullshit or something.

  32. Re:lemme say: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    You actually think the big companies are paying their taxes? Apple is hiding over 2 billion every year in tax in Australia alone. Google and MS are doing something similar. The mining corporations and all the billionaires pay next to nothing in tax. Even our current prime minister is being investigated for how he handles his tax - because of the multi-millions of dollars going through his Cayman Island "business", which is nothing more than a small 4 storey building where apparently 15,000 corporations are housed.

    The bankers who crashed the world economy didn't go to jail, instead, their banks got billion dollar bailouts and they gave themselves millions in bonuses (for a job well done).

  33. Re:lemme say: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So why do the corporations pay taxes to government if they control it?

    Except that large enough corporations nearly don't, in practice -- thanks to policy their lobbyists pushed through. If you think your government represents the people you haven't been paying attention.

    Why all of the expensive government read tape?

    Red tape, presumably. Anyway, because this is all handed off to private enterprise. Paid for with public money, most of which does not come from taxes off other corporations. So the net result is another stream of public funds into private hands. Guess who lobbied for that, and guess whose interests this does not serve.

    Why have business executive been going to jail?

    Other than Enron, who are you talking about? Given that the banksters who destroyed the global economy haven't even been indicted, you simply cannot be serious.

    When two companies disagree on what the government should do, how does that get decided?

    A lobbying competition.

    There is a hole lot more of explaining to do if you want that nonsense to even border on not insane, let alone plausible.

    Given the above, I might say the same of your failure to see that your government is looking out for a vanishingly small subset of the population at the expense of the rest. It really is quite obvious.

    Anyway, back on topic: I'm guessing you'd be in favour of this ban on crypto. But then everyone here knows that already, which is probably why you went off on this tangent.

    By the way, your .sig: were you already such a francophile back in that shameful "freedom fries" and "surrender monkey" era, when they were (correctly) pointing out that the US' argument for the invasion of Iraq was a bunch of lies?

  34. ...and obviously... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the only thing to stop a bad guy with a bomb vest is a good guy with a bomb vest

  35. sick by Tom · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It is sickening how politicians abuse a tragedy to push their personal agendas. Are there really no journalists left calling out their opportunism?

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    1. Re:sick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you denounce the bill then the rest of gutter press will simply round on you as a terrorist sympathiser. The sewer pipe that passes for the media these days is happy to whip up a frenzy in whichever way the wind is blowing today, at the moment it's all about retaliation against the big bad brown bogeymen from the East. "What?!", they will say, "How can you not want to help out our brave security services by supporting this bill to catch the psychotic fanatical terrorist bad guys from 'Muslamistan' ?!".

  36. the solution is simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    when you send a box of assault rifles to alqaeda in siria, do not put a return address.

    That way those weapons you send to terrorists, or to the mexican cartels (hi obama), dont end up killing your citizens

    But i guess since its YOUR citizens that vote for your terrorist aiding ass, i guess whatever fucking happens you can only blame karma

    that or you can blame yourself, but we all KNOW that shit AINT HAPPENING

  37. Politicians protecting themselves by Laxator2 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The whole surveillance thing has only one purpose: prevent any more leaks of shady deals done by the politicians.

    Whenever dirt is being dug on the politicians, it is released over the Internet.

    If every single keystroke is spied on people releasing the dirt will be immediately identified, along with those reading it.

    It's all about politicians protecting themselves.

  38. Stop allowing them in your Country by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I love how everything about stopping terrorists is reactive and not proactive. The internet bill is not about being pro active, its again about reacting. If you want to be pro active. Stop letting these people get into your Country in the first place! Porous boarders get innocent people killed and allow for this infusion of extreme Islamic recruitment to harvest people to do these attacks. I think the terrorists have already learned how to avoid the electronic foot print as the train shooter and now the Paris multi targeted attack has proven. Nobody has a clue what is going on. Even if you pass a internet access bill the shear amount of data to sift through makes this a ineffective way at finding terrorists among us. Same goes for the US, while Obama wants more control and the NSA keeps accessing more data. We allow for tens of thousands of Syrian refugee's to come into the US. Undocumented, not properly vetted and impossible to know what threat they are to us. Incredibly stupid politicians will get many of us killed.

  39. Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They simply talk face to face. There were 3 of them, BROTHERS, why would they make some super hi-tech comms?

    Really NSA/GCHQ can fuck off, they claim to have foiled 3 or 30 or whatever recent bomb plots BUT WHERE ARE THE ARRESTS??? I call bullshit fantasists defending their failures. These 3 had bombs and automatic weapons, one had even been on the surveillance list for volunteering to go to Syria! So spooks are too busy lookng at little johnneys dick pics to do their jobs and now they're talking fantasy secret plots to make themselves feel better.

    Making a bigger haystack does not make the needles easier to find, and in this case the needles are not even in the haystack. They talked, and talk is not a nice easy to grab instant message, and so not captured in their haystacks of noise.

    And why should they be able to do this warrantless? These brothers were KNOIWN, had CLEAR evidence against them, any joudge would happily give the spooks a warrant, so why should the warrant be skipped?

  40. Re:lemme say: by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2

    Red tape, presumably. Anyway, because this is all handed off to private enterprise. Paid for with public money, most of which does not come from taxes off other corporations. So the net result is another stream of public funds into private hands. Guess who lobbied for that, and guess whose interests this does not serve.

    Add to that two words: regulatory capture. With a revolving door between the large corporations and the regulators, a lot of that 'expensive' regulation is lobbied for by the established companies and has a disproportionate impact on smaller businesses trying to compete in that market.

    --
    I am TheRaven on Soylent News
  41. Re:lemme say: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is a hole lot more of explaining to do if you want that nonsense to even border on not insane, let alone plausible.

    the hole kit and caboodle

  42. Using a tragedy to further political gains by Going_Digital · · Score: 1

    Is it any surprise that the UK government are trying to use the fear of terrorism to get their own way? Government seems to attract the most clueless individuals. This proposed bill means that encryption must have a back door that the government can use to spy on people. So now what happens when the terrorists get hold of those keys and can monitor encrypted traffic used by the government and then use their own proprietary encryption to communicate with each other. A typical ill thought out law that will make the UK less safe not more.

  43. Because we've just seen it doesn't work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Terrorists are not idiot's. They won't be caught with mass spying. Cameron knows that, but the bill will give him more power, that's what he wants. Apparently this is what the british public wants, they knew he'd do this before they voted for him.

  44. Re:lemme say: by WinstonWolfIT · · Score: 1

    Wait -- how many skyscrapers have been collapsed by hijacked planes in the past 14 years? Say what you want, but al qaeda has been seriously diminished to the point of no longer being newsworthy. I for one welcome our new Patriot Act overlords.

  45. Re:lemme say: by fnj · · Score: 1

    So why do the corporations pay taxes to government if they control it?

    Are you serious? It's the best money they spend. And they throw more on top of the taxes. Lobbying/bribes. The corpsters have locked up the best servants money can buy.

  46. The faster we can do what the terrorists want... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The faster your children will be safe! Yes!
    That our goals and values completely coincide with them is of no concern to you! Or are you "against us"?

  47. Re: lemme say: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Try following all of the invisible money, and don't forget to include all the paybacks, massive taxbreaks, war mongering, and in general money laundering these cockroaches hide. When your done you may need to get your eyes checked.

  48. Re:uk trying desperately to stay relevant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As opposed to you, who is quite irrelevant.

  49. Guns by monkeyxpress · · Score: 2

    The real issue I see here is how easy it appears to be to get military assault weapons in the EU. An interesting Washington Post article here:

    https://www.washingtonpost.com...

    Apparently the Charlie Hebdo attackers bought an RPG. How is it possible that you can't get on a plane in Western Europe with a bottle of water, but you can buy an RPG in Brussels for less than $5k? That just seems incredible.

    An unarmed civilian population (which I think is something hugely preferable to the USA alternative) should not be exposed to this level of risk. Even if all they could get were hand-guns it would have been a much less bloody outcome than mowing down people with assault weapons. I realise it isn't realistic to eradicate all the AK47s floating around, but it would seem if you really squeezed availability it would make these attacks more difficult and likely make the acquisition of weapons more noisy so that these people can be detected before they use them.

    Why do we hear so much about how the government needs to empower a bunch of spooks sitting in air conditioned computing centres, while nobody is talking about how the EU can fix this assault weapons problem?

  50. They had automatic weapons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    and explosives and safe houses in downtown Paris. You really think they are not going to be able to get good encryption?

  51. CIA did it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    good catch that France isn't FVEY.
    clearly it was a setup -- CIA did it, even as they continue to fund ISIL.
    911 was to Reichstag fire as Paris is to Kristallnacht.
    danke für eine andere distraction, Herr Rothschild.
    Huxley was a prophet.
    Are You Entertained?

  52. Re:lemme say: by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

    I place credit for the lack of planes hitting skyscrapers in the US post-911 on two things:

    1) Locked cabin doors - With these, it's next to impossible for a terrorist to simply walk into the cabin and take over.

    2) Changed passenger attitudes - Pre-911 a hijacking meant you sat down, stayed quiet, and were flown to Cuba for a bit before being released. It was stressful and inconvenient, but if you played along you'd get out just fine. The 911 attacks changed this and meant that "this is a hijacking" now meant "you're all going to die." People who are going to die if they do nothing have nothing to lose and will act even if those actions don't raise their survival odds much. For example, Flight 93. The passengers aboard that plane found out what was going on and took action. They didn't survive, but they showed that passengers aren't simple hostages anymore.

    If we were to rewind everything to pre-911 levels apart from those two items, we would still be protected against a "plane takeover" terrorist attack.

    --
    My sci-fi novel, Ghost Thief, is now available from Amazon.com.
  53. *sigh* by koan · · Score: 2

    Less than three days after the attacks in Paris, UK prime minister David Cameron has suggested that the process of review for the controversial Draft Investigatory Powers Bill should be accelerated. The controversial proposal, which would require British ISPs to retain a subset of a user's internet history for a year and in effect outlaw zero-knowledge encryption in the UK, was intended for parliamentary review and ratification by the end of 2016, but at the weekend ex-terrorist watchdog Lord Carlile was in the vanguard of demands to speed the bill into law by the end of this year, implicitly criticizing ex-NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden for having 'shown terrorists ways to hide their electronic footprints'.

    There is so much wrong with the above, it's really sad.
    That these politicians can stay in power when they are so obviously sociopaths.

    Not one of the so called "agencies" (NSA, GCHQ) caught this before it happened, or (and more in line with what I think) they let it happen.

    --
    "If any question why we died, Tell them because our fathers lied."
    1. Re:*sigh* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a natural response. Imagine you're responsible for a software project. Once released new bugs are found every day. What do you do to defend yourself? Blame it on tools, funding and manpower.

  54. Criticizing Snowden? by fredrated · · Score: 1

    These fools aren't qualified to lick Snowden's boots.

  55. NSA too busy lookin at our dick pics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    John Oliver pointed that out

  56. Re:lemme say: by WinstonWolfIT · · Score: 1

    You're flatly wrong on both points. Locked cabin doors led to a French plane being flown into a mountainside. And 89 people lined up to be executed at a French concert did absolutely nothing.

  57. Re:lemme say: by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

    The former wasn't a terrorist taking over the plane. It was a co-pilot who locked the pilot out and flew the plane into a mountain. You could argue that better procedures should be in place to ensure that one person isn't locked in the cabin by themselves at any given point - and you would be right. However, this doesn't disprove that a group of terrorists who are trying to take over the plane from the passenger area won't be able to do this thanks to locked cabin doors.

    As for the latter, I don't know enough about the details of the Paris attack to know how long the executed people had to plan or whether they knew for certain that they would die if they did nothing. From the reports I heard, it was more "march in and shoot everyone on sight" than "line everyone up, tell them they're going to die, and then shoot."

    Also, our security will never be at 100%. Bad things will happen. We can prevent most of them with some simple security measures, but you will never prevent ALL of them unless you also give up all of our freedom. In addition, governments (not to mention the corporations that make money off of "security") will often push for more powers/invasive technology to "increase our security" when it doesn't do this at all. It's security theater designed to make it seem like they're doing something, satisfy the appetites of power-hungry politicians, and line the pockets of corporate campaign donors.

    --
    My sci-fi novel, Ghost Thief, is now available from Amazon.com.
  58. In USA Too: Paris attacks renew call for backdoors by JoeyRox · · Score: 1
  59. Re:lemme say: by AK+Marc · · Score: 0

    So why do the corporations pay taxes to government if they control it?

    Have you missed the millions of complaints about corporations legally not paying taxes?

    Why have business executive been going to jail?

    Don't forget, Ken Lay was found innocent in court. How many bank execs went to jail for the fraudulent credit swaps? http://www.mintpressnews.com/i... http://billmoyers.com/2013/09/... http://www.nytimes.com/2014/05... The only banking exec sent to jail was one immigrant. The hate of immigrants exceeded the protection of bankers, and served up a single exception, so nobody could say "nobody" went to jail. Though his crime was in internal fraud to get a bonus, not defrauding anyone outside the company.

    So the number of business execs who went to jail for defrauding customers is still zero. One exec went to jail for defrauding shareholders.

    As that was defrauding shareholders, I think we can say that nobody went to jail for causing the largest recession ever recorded.

  60. David Cameron is a scumbag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is pure political maneuvering. Trying to capitalize on or monetize a tragedy is the sign of being an ultra corrupt politician who only thinks of himself and his personal political agenda.

  61. 4 Days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's been 4 days and they were just Johnny on the spot with that plan.

    Of course many of us knew this was coming because CNN and BBC and PRI and NPR started talking about encryption right away, and about security measures.

    Most of us in the United States that wen't through this after 9/11 saw how it was abused, and we won't tolerate any further infringments.and we recommend France and the rest of Europe don't tolerate it either.

    Stand on your feet now, or live as a slave later.

    1. Re:4 Days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They can't stand. For example 50,000 dead voters from Chicago couldn't possibly stand.

      When people are murdered and the politicians and/or press use a tragedy to further their agenda with lies and the masses don't scream bloody murder, there is something wrong with the masses.

      Snowden didn't do anything wrong except embarrass the powers and the press.

      He will never be forgiven.

      Reminds me of some of the statements it the "Hackers Manifesto"

      1984

  62. Internet 3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's reasons like this that everybody needs to be working on the development of Internet 3. It needs to be....

    1. Complete Mesh network
    2. DNS free, so government cant control it.
    3. DHCP free so government cant control it.
    4. Automatically encrypted with non-off the shelf methods. I suggest nothing short of 8192 bit.

  63. Useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "which would require British ISPs to retain a subset of a user's internet history for a year"

    Nice. For my history they would just need one line: User opened an encrypted connection to a VPN... and that's it for the whole year.

    And I'm not even a terrorist.

  64. Re:Pig fucker. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The moderators have no respect for quality TV entertainment, apparently.

  65. Don't know how to respond !!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    F**CK !

    I just don't trust the GOVERMENT...

    So why would I want an ISP to be a agent of the GOVERNMENT. I'm sorry it's just to simple to abuse this power.

    By all mean do exactly that the moment the Ministers are willing to publish their full agenda for everyone to see.

  66. Option 3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or maybe it was a false flag operation.

  67. Can you say "False FLag Attack" ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sure you can. Governments make us all victims :-(

  68. Tin Foil Hat Time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The timing of it all is interesting.

    Kinda makes you wonder if the whole thing was planned just to push their surveillance bill.

    ( Insert much death and destruction here )

    SEE SEE !!! The bad guys used encryption, so encryption must be bad ! We must ban / regulate / control it.

    If I switch out my Tin Foil hat for a Gold One, we can apply the same logic to the World Trade Center.

    ( Insert much death and destruction here )

    SEE SEE !!! The bad guys are attacking us, so we're going to invade . . . . uh. . . . . IRAQ ! Yeah. . . Iraq.
    ( Voice of reason: None of the hijackers were from Iraq )

    Shut up you ! No logic to be found here.

    So, buy yourself a Gold Foil Hat and wait for the next controversial bill to show up. Then keep an eye out for:

    ( Insert much death and destruction here )

    just to see if the trend continues. :D