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Satellite Wars (ft.com)

schwit1 writes: Sixty years after the space race began, an orbital arms race is again in development. Military officials from the U.S., Europe and Asia confirm in private what the Kettering Group and other amateur stargazers have been watching publicly. Almost every country with strategically important satellite constellations and its own launch facilities is considering how to defend — and weaponize — their extraterrestrial assets. "I don't think there is a single G7 nation that isn't now looking at space security as one of its highest military priorities and areas of strategic concern," says one senior European intelligence official.

The U.S. is spending billions improving its defenses — primarily by building more capacity into its constellations and improving its tracking abilities. A $900m contract was awarded to Lockheed Martin in 2014 to develop a radar system capable of tracking objects as small as baseballs in space in real time. But there are also hints that the U.S. may be looking to equip its satellites with active defenses and countermeasures of their own, such as jamming devices and the ability to evade interceptions. A purely offensive anti-satellite program is in fast development as well. High-energy weapons and maneuverable orbiters such as space planes all open the possibility of the U.S. being able to rapidly weaponize the domain beyond the atmosphere, should it feel the need to do so.

98 comments

  1. They use the integrated face system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They use the integrated face system to track satellites.

    1. Re:They use the integrated face system by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 2

      They use the integrated face system to track satellites.

      How does Dirk Benedict track satellites?

  2. The real worry should be Kessler Syndrome by JoshuaZ · · Score: 4, Interesting

    There's a serious risk that in low-Earth orbit if one has enough debris it could cause a cascade of destruction where debris hits satellites breaking them up into more debris which hits more satellites and so on. Such a cascade is called Kessler Syndrome https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/... . If this happens it could render many orbits unusable for years. In that context, deliberately destroying satellites should maybe be considered a war crime since the potential for collateral damage impacting all of humanity is so severe.

    1. Re:The real worry should be Kessler Syndrome by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      Magnets... We'll vacuum the orbit with humungous magnets, and everything will accrete into a big ball of metal, probably worth salvaging.

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    2. Re:The real worry should be Kessler Syndrome by Rei · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If two major powers (the kinds that have satellite constellations) are fighting, we have a lot more to worry about than Kessler Syndrome. Like, say, global thermonuclear annihilation.

      Beam weapons are popular for their instant hit ability, but you have to have constant real-time tracking of the object (not simply a calculated trajectory), otherwise the tiniest vernier-thruster maneuver is enough to cause a miss. There's also a lot of potential countermeasures, both temporary (such as clouds of dust) and permanent (layered reflective foil skins).

      If you don't need an instant hit then probably the most effective way is nothing more than a rocket full of sand. It's basically buckshot times tens of millions. If you launch opposite the direction of Earth's rotation (costs a couple thousand more m/s delta-V) you can get impact velocities in the ballpark of 15000+ m/s. A 5mg grain of sand would carry an impact force of 560 joules. By comparison, a 100mph fastball, an expert karate punch, and a professional golfer drive are all 150J. A .22LR leaves the muzzle of a gun with an energy of 168 joules, a .380 pistol with 245J, and a 9mm with 467J (again, remember that these are muzzle velocities, bullets lose energy quickly with distance). A grain of sand a satellite (aka, something that fundamentally has to be built lightweight) at 15000 m/s is just going to punch right through it. Tens of millions of them... well, you can't miss.

      Also, small objects like grains of sand don't have long orbital lifespans. If you really wanted to you could fire them at a non-orbital trajectory as well. And they don't necessarily make what they hit explode, even if they punch right through it.

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    3. Re:The real worry should be Kessler Syndrome by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      No different than aviation. Aircraft are relatively easy to track and target. Opposing forces might tolerate each other's aircraft, until one side or the other decides that he is at greater risk because of the aircraft. So, he swats them out of the sky.

      Satellites will be no different. Whoever calculates that he gains the most by killing satellites is going to kill them.

      War crime? Maybe - but if I'm still alive next year, or next decade, to stand trial, then I've won. If I'm NOT still alive the - well, who really gives a shit then?

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    4. Re:The real worry should be Kessler Syndrome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In that context, deliberately destroying satellites should maybe be considered a war crime since the potential for collateral damage impacting all of humanity is so severe.

      C'mon, let's not get carried away here. BTW, if a country N detects that another country U has positioned a spy satellite over it and is conducting high resolution imaging, or electronic communication surveillance and thus threatening its national security, does country N have the right to launch a missile to destroy country U's satellite?

    5. Re:The real worry should be Kessler Syndrome by Runaway1956 · · Score: 4, Informative

      "bullets lose energy quickly with distance" IN AN ATMOSPHERE. In a perfect vacuum, a bullet is going to retain just as much of it's initial energy as your buckets of sand will - pretty much all of it, for a long long time. And, like your particles of sand, the bullets will stay in orbit long enough to make a number of near misses, before finally hitting the target, or falling into the atmosphere.

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    6. Re:The real worry should be Kessler Syndrome by MountainLogic · · Score: 2

      The problem with throwing sand for spacefaring nations is that it denies space to you too. Now, a nation just on the edge of becoming a spacefarer, such as a North Korea or Iran, might see value in denying space access to other more powerful nations. Getting a sand payload to just hit leo and fly apart seems to be a much simpler proposition than putting a long term functioning surveillance satellite or weapon into a predictable orbit.

    7. Re:The real worry should be Kessler Syndrome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      A lot of the materials used in manufacturing satellites aren't ferrous metals.

    8. Re:The real worry should be Kessler Syndrome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And how long is this going to take? And how badly is it going to impact satellite communications? We aren't nearly ready to do without those yet...

    9. Re:The real worry should be Kessler Syndrome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's means it is

    10. Re:The real worry should be Kessler Syndrome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sand is not a bad idea. It would dissipate quickly mostly on the trajectory of whatever missile you put it on.

      The problem most space programs have with conventional weapons is newtons laws. As you shoot a gun the energy goes the other direction with nothing to hold it in place. So you sacrifice altitude just to shoot.

    11. Re:The real worry should be Kessler Syndrome by Rei · · Score: 2

      Which would be a relevant comment if I was talking about some sort of imaginary alternative proposal where major powers planned to fire handguns at satellites, rather than what I was actually talking about, aka giving people a sense of the energies carried by grains of sand in orbit by comparing them to the energies of bullets fired on Earth.

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    12. Re:The real worry should be Kessler Syndrome by Rei · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Even if sand was launched to LEO, it wouldn't have a long lifespan - the smaller the object, the higher its ratio of cross section to mass. And you don't have to launch into an orbital trajectory. And if you were really bothered, rather than launching sand one could launch grains of something that would sublimate in space.

      The sand itself doesn't pose a long-term debris threat. Even the act of disabling a satellite doesn't inherently do so - so long as it remains by and large a single piece. However, sand grains piercing into, say, a pressurized hydrazine tank and detonating the satellite into chunks of shrapnel of various sizes, that's a very different issue.

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    13. Re:The real worry should be Kessler Syndrome by lgw · · Score: 1

      There's a serious risk that in low-Earth orbit if one has enough debris it could cause a cascade of destruction where debris hits satellites breaking them up into more debris which hits more satellites and so on. Such a cascade is called Kessler Syndrome https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/... . If this happens it could render many orbits unusable for years.

      It would be a pain, but there is some drag in LEO and small debris won't last forever. Also, you almost never get a stable orbit from a random trajectory. If you actually start blowing shit up in space, most of the shrapnel is going to be in an obit that intersects the Earth, or dense atmosphere (or even possibly escapes, if you're blowing shit up real good).

      deliberately destroying satellites should maybe be considered a war crime

      The winners decide what's a war crime, and that mostly consists of "being needlessly dickish to the winner". It's rather fundamental that the group with a monopoly on force decides what constitutes a crime. Treaties and tradition about what's allowed in war are mostly about winners swearing off stuff that didn't work well anyhow. (BTW, the last enemy the US fought that agreed to the Geneva Convention was the Nazis - none of our enemies for the past 70 years gave a shit about Western ideals and "war crimes".)

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    14. Re:The real worry should be Kessler Syndrome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      woosh!

    15. Re:The real worry should be Kessler Syndrome by MrKaos · · Score: 1

      It would seem that not giving a fuck about future generations is quite a common outcome these days. I suspect that our descendants will have a number of reasons to be upset with us.

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    16. Re:The real worry should be Kessler Syndrome by Runaway1956 · · Score: 0

      Mmm-hmmm. It seems that you meant to explain something, but simply failed to enunciate it fully. Don't get butthurt because I added the phrase that you neglected to type into your narrative. It's pretty obvious that you and I both understand what you were saying, but even among rather well educated people, some don't.

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    17. Re:The real worry should be Kessler Syndrome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, actually it's pretty obvious that you missed the point (or didn't care) and were rushing to try to show how smart you are.

      Pretty much anybody who was actually reading it and not looking for an excuse to correct someone could tell that he was making a comparison of the amount of energy, and simply included the detail about bullets losing energy (IN AN ATMOSPHERE) to emphasize the greater amount of energy of the sand in orbit.

      This being Slashdot, there were plenty of other smarmy idiots around to vote you up.

    18. Re:The real worry should be Kessler Syndrome by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      And, the butthurt goes on . . .

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    19. Re:The real worry should be Kessler Syndrome by Wraithlyn · · Score: 1

      What are you, seven?

      OP knew perfectly well that bullets don't slow down in space. Everybody fucking knows that, Einstein.

      You didn't understand the point of his comparison and still don't. But hey some other idiots voted you to 5, so that clearly that makes you "right". Moron.

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    20. Re:The real worry should be Kessler Syndrome by drewsup · · Score: 1

      maybe if we used one of the mini black holes from the LHC, placed in orbit to hoover up all the debris, hey, what could possible go wrong :)

    21. Re:The real worry should be Kessler Syndrome by Dog-Cow · · Score: 0

      Anyone who uses the word "enunciate" in this context can be safely assumed to be a complete idiot and asshole.

    22. Re:The real worry should be Kessler Syndrome by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      Jesus H. Christ. I posted in my original post - OP understood what he was talking about, I understood what he was talking about, but OP didn't state it as clearly as he might have. I stated the almost-obvious for the sake of idiots who would come along and not see the obvious.

      And - you're not seeing the obvious.

      But, thanks for playing. You don't win the internets today.

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    23. Re:The real worry should be Kessler Syndrome by Runaway1956 · · Score: 0

      It was a plain and simple meeting when we met. I was plain, and you were simple. Run along now, go watch the dust floating in the sunbeam.

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      "Windows is like the faint smell of piss in a subway: it's there, and there's nothing you can do about it." - Charlie Br
    24. Re:The real worry should be Kessler Syndrome by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      I thought both posts were informative, but a rocket can carry a lot more sand grains than bullets. As for the energy, here is what a fleck of paint did to the shuttle's four inch thick windscreen, they know it was paint because it was still embedded (three inched deep) in the hardened glass when they landed.

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    25. Re:The real worry should be Kessler Syndrome by XNormal · · Score: 1

      Just making a single important orbit permanently uninhabitable can be pretty devastating.

      Imagine a small satellite in a retrograde orbit close to the geosynchronous ring. The satellite is just a big hunting rifle cartridge full of buckshot with a tiny remote controlled gas canister that can turn it into a slowly expanding cloud of ruin. It will destroy everything in that orbit within twelve hours, hitting satellites at a relative speed of 6000 m/s.

      [shudder] I didn't know I was that evil.

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    26. Re:The real worry should be Kessler Syndrome by Razed+By+TV · · Score: 1

      If two major powers (the kinds that have satellite constellations) are fighting, we have a lot more to worry about than Kessler Syndrome. Like, say, global thermonuclear annihilation.

      Replace Kessler Syndrome with bioweapons. Or firebombs. Whatever. Just because total annihilation is the worst possible outcome doesn't mean we should ignore other terrible outcomes.

    27. Re:The real worry should be Kessler Syndrome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Destroying or completely obliterating?

    28. Re:The real worry should be Kessler Syndrome by TheTurtlesMoves · · Score: 1

      Maybe not idiot. But asshole definitely.

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    29. Re:The real worry should be Kessler Syndrome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No.

    30. Re:The real worry should be Kessler Syndrome by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      So monkey space wars in reality revolve around nothing more than denying all access to all possible orbits by filling them with orbiting debris as quickly as possible. Attempt to fight from space and the immediate sound and logical response is to deny access to space by filling all possible orbits with high speed micro projectiles and this could be done in hours and at a tiny fraction of the cost of attempting to fight from orbit. Why bother targeting anything, way to costly especially if you have significant space inferiority, denial methods are always far cheaper and effective and with varying elliptical orbits a single full out orbital denial attack could last for decades. Whose fault would it be, those who put weapons up their and that access denial would be a fair and reasonable response, loss of life being minimal.

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    31. Re:The real worry should be Kessler Syndrome by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      You sir, have summarized an awful lot of space-warfare understanding in a few sentences.

      A lot of quite intelligent writers have said much the same thing. War in space will be terribly, terribly expensive. Low tech will often trump high tech, just because there is so damned much low tech available, and it's easy to use.

      We see some of that right here on earth. We spend zillions of dollars on surveillance, but a handful of low-tech jihadists pulled off a fairly successful terror attack in Paris, using mostly just weapons available a hundred years ago.

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    32. Re:The real worry should be Kessler Syndrome by Wraithlyn · · Score: 1

      No, you posted that in your reply, AFTER Rei called bullshit on your "correction".

      A mature adult would've simply posted, "Ah, sorry I mis-read you" (and perhaps politely explain how his wording confused you), and moved on with their lives.

      Instead, you doubled-down on the "nuh uh! I was right all along!" game, while adding accusations of "butthurt" (including to a passing AC that I guess you assumed was Rei again? Classic), which, well, rather elegantly demonstrates the quality of your character.

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    33. Re:The real worry should be Kessler Syndrome by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      Grow up . . . . FFS

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  3. Nothing new... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prowler_(satellite)

    Prowler was an American reconnaissance satellite launched aboard Space Shuttle Atlantis in 1990 in order to study Soviet satellites in geosynchronous orbit. The government of the United States has never acknowledged its existence, however it has been identified by amateur observers and through leaked information.

    1. Re:Nothing new... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prowler_(satellite)

      Prowler was an American reconnaissance satellite launched aboard Space Shuttle Atlantis in 1990 in order to study Soviet satellites in geosynchronous orbit. The government of the United States has never acknowledged its existence, however it has been identified by amateur observers and through leaked information.

      Hah, that's just conspiracy theorist clap-trap by a bunch of tin-foil hatters! Oh wait, this isn't something that tends to erode the Bill of Rights and strip us of our freedoms? Oh, well then. Suddenly I find it easy to believe!

  4. Any day now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Universal Century here we come!

  5. No defense by AK+Marc · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If North Korea got a big nuke to work (the size tested that was considered a "fizzle", where an H-bomb went off only as an a-bomb, or something like that), they could do quite a bit of damage to a country by launching a large nuke over it. There is no missile defense that could shoot down a DPRK ICMB fired at South Africa via US trajectory, but as it passes over Kansas, in low outer space, it is detonated. The blast would EMP most, if not all of the contiguous US, as well as take out any satellites over it at the time (about $1T of satellites, give or take a few orders of magnitude).

    If there's no defense against that, then there's no real point to waste money on security that can't protect from a single obvious attack vector.

    And the apocolypse would be much like some of the bad movies with just 2 bombs from DPRK. What would the world look like if Europe and the US were hit? Russian and China not hit. With the sudden power shift, we'd go into a world war, infrastructure would collapse.

    The ironic thing is that weaponizing space would increase the chance of it happening. How? Because when a smaller nation has no options, and nothing to lose, they'll do the most damage they can. A nuke hidden in a container in LA harbor was the "old" worst case. But only because those coming up with the worst case have no imagination.

    1. Re:No defense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not sure why you would say that smaller nations have nothing to lose. I'm pretty sure even North Korea doesn't really want to be turned into a radioactive crater.

    2. Re:No defense by PvtVoid · · Score: 1

      Um. A slightly more precise attack might be the threat model you're defending against.

    3. Re:No defense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The emp effects (on the ground) are highly over-rated, it would maybe hurt one small area of the US. But the entire US would be fine. It wouldn't cause any more damage than that massive blackout caused by that power company not thinning a tree....

    4. Re:No defense by AK+Marc · · Score: 2

      So a single bomb with zero direct fatalities would result in a retaliation that targets millions of civilians? No wonder the world hates the evil USA.

    5. Re:No defense by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

      Since the elite in North Korea seem to be addicted to expensive western goods, it seems like an unlikely scenario - even if it would somehow work (which I strongly doubt - old above-ground nuke tests didn't wreak too much widespread havoc with infrastructure, and we're much closer than this bomb would be).

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    6. Re:No defense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Almost out of necessity, a nuclear strike begets nuclear retaliation. And nukes, even if not targeting civilians, will cause civilian casualties.

    7. Re:No defense by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      http://www.empcover.com/exampl... There are thousands of references indicating that a space detonation would be much much more damaging than a ground blast.

    8. Re:No defense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know what size nuclear burst is required for a nation damaging EMP pulse, but if it requires an H-Bomb (thermonuclear rather than just fission), then we don't have to worry about that from the DPRK any time soon.

    9. Re:No defense by jafiwam · · Score: 1

      http://www.empcover.com/exampl... There are thousands of references indicating that a space detonation would be much much more damaging than a ground blast.

      No.

      Physics and real world tests indicate just simply "No" even if the retardation of linking "proof" on a web site desperately trying to sell stuff mitigating the threat they are over-inflating.

    10. Re:No defense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The main nuclear EMP test was Starfish Prime, which was exploded about 400km above the surface. That 1.4MT blast caused EMP damage ~1500 km away in Hawaii on the ground. It also left a lasting radiation cloud in orbit that took out multiple satellites over the next few weeks/months.

      So it seems that a few hundred kiloton blast over the USA would do quite a bit of damage immediately, as well as damaging a lot of stuff in LEO over the next few months. But I'm not sure that anything under 100-200 kilotons would really matter, and small yield devices in the 15-25 kiloton range might not have much of an effect.

    11. Re:No defense by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/... or browse some of the other results of a basic search on the matter http://lmgtfy.com/?q=high+alti...

      Are those all lies trying to sell things?

    12. Re:No defense by TheTurtlesMoves · · Score: 1

      First of all. To get EMP you need to detonate in the atmosphere. High up to be sure, but it is the interaction with the atmosphere that creates EMP. Too high and all you have is xrays and high energy particles, so only close stuff is affected. In space a mile wide killzone is in fact really small.

      Secondly EMP is *not* the end and is not even that bad (don't believe the movie bullshit). It is like the opposite of a geomagnetic storm. Large power infrastructure is mostly unaffected. Small electronics close to the epicenter *and* turned on will be affected worse. However even civilian electronics tends to be fairly well shielded and even on substrates that give quite a bit of resistance to the pulse these days. Also some stuff will just need to be power cycled. But yea there would a bit of stuff that wouldn't turn on anymore. However hardly the end of the world.

      An air burst however would be far far worse.

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    13. Re:No defense by TheTurtlesMoves · · Score: 1

      Well also the damage in Hawaii was fairly minor and a lot of equipment, personal and ships where much closer and reasonably unaffected.

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    14. Re:No defense by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Large power infrastructure is mostly unaffected.

      The descriptions indicate that long power lines radial to the blast will build up a voltage that should blow out everything at both ends. Large power infrastructure would be one of the most affected things.

      However even civilian electronics tends to be fairly well shielded and even on substrates that give quite a bit of resistance to the pulse these days.

      An unprogrammable car ECU would be much more resiliant than many would guess, but so much is (EE)PROM or otherwise deliberately suceptible to reprogramming. And many of those would be wiped clean and useless (until re-flashed) by an EMP. Computers everywhere would lost their BIOS, but have no other damage. Though consumer CPUs are questionable. The traces are so tiny that they'd not build up much charge, but so fragile it wouldn't take much charge to burn them out. The last detailed examination (many CPU generations ago) indicated that an off CPU would likely survive, as the voltages would cause some gate flip (irrelevant in an "off" chip), but not burn them out, but an "on" chip has voltage through it already, plus the EMP, so it'd have widespread gate flips (requiring a reboot), and may burn out a number of gates, depending on states at the time of the EMP. So maybe bricked, maybe not.

      Something trivially shielded from EMF, like a cell phone, should be fine.

      Also, generation is likely irrelevant. The new CPUs are smaller, so the traces have less distance to be affected over, but also weaker as the traces are finer and more densely packed.

    15. Re:No defense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A nuke hidden in a container in LA harbor was the "old" worst case. But only because those coming up with the worst case have no imagination.

      That was the old worst case over ten years ago. What is possible today, with COTS terrestrial components and tiny sensor satellites zipping all around, is beyond what I dare describe to you.

      I recognized the threats, responses, and solutions to inter-satellite spying years ago. It got me lots of money. It got me almost killed.

      This is the new gravy-train for the military-industrial complex that will now increase its drain on health systems and schools and basic infrastructure maintenance.

      I apologize for showing them this direction, 8 years ago, which they have-since vigorously pursued. But take solace. They (nearly) killed the golden goose(me), lest they not be able to steal credit.

      I am not dead, and my nest is made of ashes.

  6. Re:Hemi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    This reminds me. I had a '72 Plymouth Satellite 2-door with posi-traction when I was in my junior year of college. It was a totally bad ass car. I wish I had it now, if only to show those friggin' millennials with the new Challengers what the original looked like.

    I had glass pack mufflers on it so it made a racket when I was taking off from the stop light. Got about 3 miles to the gallon, if I remember correctly, so I mostly kept it parked.

    So satellites. Yeah, whatever.

    Do you have difficulty obtaining an erection without Viagra? Do you vote in every election? Do you drive much slower than the speed limit during good conditions, never ever pulling over to let others pass since you're obviously not in a hurry - because fuck everybody stuck behind you? Do you enjoy Bingo or Shuffleboard? Do you miss Matlock? Do you drink prune juice? Do you congregate with other old people at the entrances of grocery stores and department stores, blocking foot traffic even when there are benches and a lobby - because fuck everybody else? Can the exact center of a busy shopping isle be found down to the picometer by where you leave your cart - because fuck everybody else? Do you refer to yourself as having a "fixed income" as though working folks can just get a raise anytime they want? Are cars the only thing they just don't make 'em like they used to? Is your nut sac even more wrinkled than the Cryptkeeper on Tales From the Crypt? Do you go into stores and hassle the staff and worry them to death with tons of insignificant requests and ask them where things are when those things are in plain sight? Do you live in Florida or hope to live there? Are you a member of AARP? Do you buy printed newspapers and maybe write letters to the editor? Do you enjoy bankrupting the younger generations, accomplishing what Islamic terrorists and Soviet Russia etc. never could? Do you have a comb-over or a toupee? If you have a wife does she have big floppy tits she practically trips over?

    You sound old.

  7. Re:Hemi by Runaway1956 · · Score: 0

    Sister in law had a Satellite Sebring. Can't remember the year now. It was fairly badass, but she got much better gas mileage than you're claiming. 12 - 15 mpg I guess. It wasn't as good as my Nova on fuel mileage, but it was a damned nice car.

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  8. Get me out of here! by AndyKron · · Score: 1

    The Earth is a prison. Get me out of here!

    1. Re:Get me out of here! by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      Nobody here gets out alive

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    2. Re:Get me out of here! by KGIII · · Score: 1

      You get yours, baby. I'll get mine.

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    3. Re:Get me out of here! by Sir+Holo · · Score: 1

      Cheer up, you have almost a 7% chance of being immortal, statistically speaking.

      That is, 6.5% of all humans ever born are alive today [REF prb.org]. The others just didn't make it.

       

  9. Yeah great way to kill humanity's space program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Start a war in space and have the satellite debris froma cloud all over making launching new satelitte a losing proposition. Setting us back in the "pre industrial age" without satellite. Great. And people wonder why I hate politician on all sides. Psychopath thinking only for their own short term life length power and not giving a shit over long term consequences.

    1. Re:Yeah great way to kill humanity's space program by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure the 1940s are quite "pre industrial". Where I come from, we'd been industrial for about two centuries.

      P.S. what is deal of using noun always in singular without article?

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    2. Re:Yeah great way to kill humanity's space program by Sir+Holo · · Score: 1

      P.S. what is deal of using noun always in singular without article?

      Or of using a noun as an adverb to start the third sentence?

      I suppose that a hyphen could have done the job just as well.

  10. Kessler rather than nuclear war by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Deterrent too, but less so since damage is not direct, thus more probable to happen.
    Only problem is: we might get both.
    We'd rather have none. Can we just fry a satellite?

  11. Re:Hemi by PopeRatzo · · Score: 0

    You sound old.

    I prefer, "seasoned".

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    You are welcome on my lawn.
  12. Bear with me, says the bear and drinks vodka. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hint: Russia covers like 1/7th of planet Earth. They can put a giant chemical laser cannon battery in Anadir, another in Murmansk and they already have one in Sari-Shagan since the early 1980s. Good luck trying to concoct a trajectory that avoids becoming in the crosshairs of Ivan.

    1. Re: Bear with me, says the bear and drinks vodka. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Two words: Cruise Missiles

  13. Space warfare Ben-Hur style? Galaxy would laugh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The pettiness of chemical rocket propulsion makes weaponization of space unlikely in the short term. We are currently in the "pentacontera" age: five stacked storeys of oarsmen needed to propel a toylike, tiny ancient greek boat across the wine-coloured sea, full of sirens and better not lose sight of the shore if you want to live! Human space exploration hasn't yet reached the era of tea clippers or paddle-wheel steamers and propeller propulsion is a fantasy like warp drive.

    If USA and Russia wants to weaponize space, they better (or worse) come with a propulsion even newer than steampunk. Currently their only working idea is to throw nuclear bombs behind the spaceship's back and absorb the push with a giant armour plate. They really don't need space travel for that, insane radio-nuclid contamination of the battlefield can be done here down on Earth for much cheaper...

  14. Zero direct fatalities? Think zombie apocalypse! by PeterM+from+Berkeley · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Indirect fatalities are fatalities.

    Consider what would happen if the whole electrical network in the US went down. That is the likely effect of an orbital EMP. All electric power would stop and stay stopped. Gas pumps wouldn't work. Refrigeration would fail. Shipments of food would not arrive and mass starvation would ensue. People would be wandering around starving searching for ANY food at all.

    If you don't think nuclear retaliation isn't the right response for inflicting THAT upon the USA, what is the point of having a nuclear deterrent?

    --PM

  15. Our first war in space by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1
    Will be our last war in space for a long long time.

    It will produce a mighty effective no-orbit zone, as we create a lot of new tiny satellite killers out of the debris from the pnce upon a time satellites. They'll eventuallu deorbit, some fairly soon, and some will be up there quite a long time.

    It won't even take that many things going kablooey to make wharever we wish impossible to get through. You don't have to hit the satellite, you don't even need to get near it. Just create the shrapnel and let basic orbital mechanics to take care of the rest. A fleck of paint did thishttp://blogs.voanews.com/science-world/files/2012/03/sts7crack.jpg to a space shuttle window on mission STS7. Imagine what millions of substantial pieces of metal and other stuff that used to be a satellite will do. The only possible ways to make this not a earth orbiting version of mutually assured destruction is to somehow keep whatever is trying to kill the satellite unable to achieve orbit, and fall back ot earth. Maybe a laser, but even those would likely cause some debris.

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    The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.
  16. Re:Space warfare Ben-Hur style? Galaxy would laugh by khallow · · Score: 1

    The pettiness of chemical rocket propulsion makes weaponization of space unlikely in the short term. We are currently in the "pentacontera" age: five stacked storeys of oarsmen needed to propel a toylike, tiny ancient greek boat across the wine-coloured sea, full of sirens and better not lose sight of the shore if you want to live!

    Turned out to be necessary to weaponize the sea back then.

  17. If that is the case I have demands by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. A space safe space
    2. The removal of the word 'satellite' as it engenders a superior-inferior relationship
    3. Someone to change the word 'engender' in #2 above, as it has the word 'gender' in it and might offend people of gender
    4. Free Willy.. and other political prisoners of color

  18. Good! by argStyopa · · Score: 1

    Good, I'm delighted they're finally doing that.
    1) serious research into living, working, traveling into space will only come when it's militarily significant

    2) even better if the primary sphere of conflict between great powers moves off earth; rather than a hair-trigger annihilatory balance here, better by far that the meaningful fight takes place out there and that whoever loses is so out-matched by the result that there's no point in fighting here on earth.

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    -Styopa
    1. Re:Good! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > whoever loses is so out-matched by the result that there's no point in fighting here on earth.

      Great idea. Well, kinda. I think the worst peace is better than the greatest war victory. So it's ok with me.

      Now we could have a lame peace _before_ going to war or a lame peace _after_ going to war. Which will it be?

      BTW, just in case, how is your Russian? Chinese?

      Everyone is optimistic, but war certainly is not a win-win game. You'd better have a Plan B. And you know, just having to devise a Plan B sucks... that's why most don't.

    2. Re:Good! by argStyopa · · Score: 1

      "I think the worst peace is better than the greatest war victory."
      Ridiculous, and the sort of banal nonsense statement that can only come from someone who hasn't really understood what it's like to be oppressed.

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      -Styopa
  19. Re:Zero direct fatalities? Think zombie apocalypse by blindseer · · Score: 1

    The scenario you propose is only one of many reasons why I despise people that claim we can be carbon neutral only if we create a national grid connecting all the wind and solar plants scattered about the country. We should not create an even larger interconnected electricity grid, we need more smaller grids. We can get carbon neutral by using nuclear power.

    We can spread out the nuclear power using small modular reactors. Large multi-gigawatt nuclear power plants are a prime target for attack. Multiple small nuclear power plants with a capacity around a half gigawatt is not such a nice target. Using molten salt reactors means that if one is attacked there would not be a meltdown and spread of radioactive material beyond the grounds of the power plant site.

    One deterrent to an EMP attack is to create the infrastructure that is not vulnerable to it. We will no doubt have some sort of means to connect the various grids together so that should there be a loss of generating capacity on one grid can be made up by surplus from a neighboring grid. It should be the norm that the grids remain relatively small and disconnected from the rest so that a cascade failure cannot happen, such as in the case of an EMP attack, sunburst, forest fire, power plant failure, or whatever.

    Wind, solar, and a large interconnected grid would be a very expensive and fragile means to get a "green" national grid. Using small modular molten salt reactors would be a much more feasible and robust means to that end. I'm sure many believe the problem lies with NIMBY in keeping nuclear power from becoming the primary source of electricity in the USA but I believe it is the federal government holding it up. There are plenty of low population places in this federation where power lines already exist to put a nuclear power plant. Getting the permits to build one would require an act of God or Congress.

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    I am armed because I am free. I am free because I am armed.
  20. Re: Kessler Syndrome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I dunno why, but I pictured a rocket full of suicide bombers trying to take out satellites . . . .

  21. Economics of nuclear plants by PeterM+from+Berkeley · · Score: 1

    Hello,

        I have a lot of sympathy for what you're saying. The electrical grid badly needs to be made robust to EMP/solar flares, because even if no one detonates a nuke in orbit, eventually there will be a solar flare that will be powerful enough to have the same effect. Or some sort of cascading failure. Smaller modular grids are inherently more robust, on that you cannot be disputed.

        You are also right that nuclear has much less of a carbon footprint than burning coal or any other fossil fuel. What I'm not confident of is that nuclear power of any sort can be competitive, economically, with alternatives.

        Don't get me wrong, I like nuclear power in principle, but when it comes down to money, people have argued, pretty convincingly, that the fact that you have to generate heat and then convert it to power incurs so much capital expense that direct electrical generation will always be cheaper.

        Direct electrical generation means that the fuel directly spins a turbine or generates electricity, examples of direct conversion:
    hydropower
    solar
    natural gas fired turbines (the burning gas turns the turbine directly)

    All flavors of nuclear power (except possibly aneutronic fusion) heat water which is converted to steam which turns turbines which generates electricity.

    Here's the link that goes into the argument more thoroughly:

    https://matter2energy.wordpres...

    1. Re:Economics of nuclear plants by TonyNLewis · · Score: 1

      One other advantage of nuclear is that it would assist in a "nuclear winter" - whether from nuclear or natural causes (volcano, meteorite strike, etc.) At least SOME of our power should be independent of direct sunlight or predicable wind. Ash would also play havoc with hydro.

  22. Re:Hemi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just about all that is true, but you forgot to mention that I have a little over 2 million invested and an income of over 100K, about 40K of which comes from your social security taxes.
    I just wanted to say thanks. Your hard work paid for my spending three weeks in New Orleans this summer.
    We're about to head to Manhattan for the Christmas holidays. Would you like to know what we get for ourselves?
    Keep up the hard work; you'll need to because most of my relatives lived well into their 90's and I'll be needing some medical (paid for by you) care.
    You've been a pal.

  23. HEY FUCKTARD! by moosehooey · · Score: 0

    You, sir, are a fucktard.

  24. Don't we have treaties? by barlevg · · Score: 2

    Didn't we sign treaties with the USSR in like the '60s that agreed not to build orbital offensive platforms? Or did that just cover nukes? I guess I'm referring to the Outer Space Treaty.

    1. Re:Don't we have treaties? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Didn't we sign treaties with the USSR in like the '60s that agreed not to build orbital offensive platforms? Or did that just cover nukes? I guess I'm referring to the Outer Space Treaty.

      Didn't the Russians sign a treaty to not invade Ukraine? Didn't the US (and Britain) sign a treaty with the Ukraine to help if they were ever invaded?

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Budapest_Memorandum_on_Security_Assurances

    2. Re:Don't we have treaties? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually they signed an agreement to not invade Ukraine as long as the western powers did not try to extend influence to Ukraine. One could argue that offering them to train with NATO or apply for EU membership is the same as extending influence to Ukraine.

      But then again it's all state politics. Nothing can ever be binding when you are sovereign.

  25. Priorities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just think if the US spent a fraction of the money they spend on all this war stuff on anything that benefited the average person in their actual daily lives. We could have health care, repair and expand our infrastructure, grow the economy and create jobs, ... it is really endless what could be done, considering how huge the military spending is.

  26. Why don't we create a Federation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, seriously: it's a way to avoid conflict escalation (in many senses).

    Create a supra-national entity, the Federation, to oversee space with members of all nations, transparency etc. That will be assurance enough that governments won't be attacked from above.

    Thus, less expenses, more safety and all the "defense" attention can be directed towards near threats.

    May the UN could be the start...

    1. Re:Why don't we create a Federation? by Sir+Holo · · Score: 1

      Please recall the web of treaties, designed with the same purpose in mind, that led to WW I.

  27. All attacks are not equal by Etherwalk · · Score: 1

    If there's no defense against that, then there's no real point to waste money on security that can't protect from a single obvious attack vector.

    Don't be absurd. Russia, for example, has already made jamming our GPS systems a capability they have provided to others in proxy wars because GPS is a very useful tactical tool, and that way they get to test their GPS-jamming gear. Countries often attack each other in ways short of nuclear war. Just because you don't have a way of defending yourself from a nuke doesn't mean it's not worth having conventional arms.

  28. Russia and China are the ones to watch. by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    Both have massive ground based laser system designed to take out sats. In fact , ussr once threatened the shuttle by hitting it with a laser on the window. Purposely. Now, Russia AND china, have small sats about size of basketball that they are moving slowly by American sats. These are only useful as a first strike weapon. Basically, if we launch at attack, upon launching, we do not need the sats. OTOH, if Russia, and/or china, launch, then taking out sats first, give them a critical edge.

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    1. Re:Russia and China are the ones to watch. by Sir+Holo · · Score: 1

      Both have massive ground based laser system designed to take out sats. In fact , ussr once threatened the shuttle by hitting it with a laser on the window. Purposely. Now, Russia AND china, have small sats about size of basketball that they are moving slowly by American sats. These are only useful as a first strike weapon. Basically, if we launch at attack, upon launching, we do not need the sats. OTOH, if Russia, and/or china, launch, then taking out sats first, give them a critical edge.

      Those are probably "inspector satellites". They listen as they pass by. Every computer chip or electronic circuit with AC components is a little antenna, emitting radio waves of frequencies in accord with, say, a CPU's clock speed.

      One of your 'basketballs' wouldn't need to have anything but a set of antennas to receive the RF leakage. It would just collect... Once it was done listening to exactly what is going on inside the US satellite's circuitry, it could just give a short puff to speed it up a bit along its orbital path. In a month or three, it would catch up with the 'mother ship', perhaps an innocuous weather satellite on a similar path, but 1/2-way around the planet from the target of the espionage.

      Once close enough to home, it could just use near-field radio communications to dump its data to mommy — conceptually like WiFi or Bluetooth – omnidirectional so signal is only strong locally. Frequency-hop, do it in bursts, etc. The mother ship, big and always talking to the ground, could just weave the data into its usual stream down to earth. Once on earth, computer analysis could commence.

      What could be learned? Oh, lots! The interest, at least on the first runs, would not be on what the satellite was doing at the time. Rather, the goal would be to determine the specs. of that bird's capabilities &/or functions. Specifications, as in how good is it at looking and listening? That's Top Secret and/or Program-specific Classified info – the kind that requires you to have serious clearances before you can go sit in a vault (a SCIF) and read the details. You can't take any notes with you when you're done, so you'd better enjoy memorization. . . or a nap.

      So really, although your basketballs could be conventional shrapnel bombs, it is far more likely that they are Inspector Satellites, spying on adversaries' spy/comm satellites to learn their capabilities, specs, and possibly function. The US-SMC and NRO are crazy-protective of such information, as you might imagine.

      I heard the above from SWIM.