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UK's National Crime Agency Publishes Crazy Cyber-Crime Warning Signs (oomlout.co.uk)

Posted by Soulskill on from the god-help-them-if-they-open-a-command-line-interface dept.

Blacklaw writes: The UK's National Crime Agency, formerly known as the Serious and Organized Crime Agency, has published a list of warning signs that supposedly indicate a child may be heading toward a life of cyber-crime. The list includes late nights and showing any kind of interest at all in programming, even as the UK government pushes coding into the national education curriculum.

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  1. stupid adults by Thud457 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    • Is your child spending all of their time online?
      PORN.
    • Are they interested in coding? Do they have independent learning material on computing?
      NERD.
    • Do they have irregular sleeping patterns?
      soooo much PORN.
    • Do they get an income from their online activities, do you know why and how?
      PORN.
    • Are they resistant when asked what they do online?
      PORN.
    • Do they use the full data allowance on the home broadband?
      PORN.
    • Have they become more socially isolated?
      PORN.

    NEXT!

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    the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

  2. Re:OMG no!!! by Areyoukiddingme · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If only there was a way to mix football NASCAR and guns, then we'd be 100% sure.

    Mad Max?