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Bruce Schneier: IoT + DMCA = More Monopolies, Limits On Consumer Choice (theatlantic.com)

New submitter OldMan17 writes: On Dec 24, while many of us were busy in a frenzy of commercial excess and socially-conditioned good cheer, The Atlantic published an article by Bruce Schneier predicting that the IoT will be abused in conjunction with DMCA to make our lives worse instead of better. Some of the precedents he cites are old news, but I expect we will have a lively debate in the comments as to whether the over-arching conclusion is justified by his arguments. When everything is online, laws made for "the internet" suddenly apply to everything.

118 comments

  1. Duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Laws are already abused as soon as creatively possible, why would the pattern stop all of a sudden?

  2. White People Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This definitely falls under the whole "First World" problem category. It isn't a problem at all: just don't use those products. You don't need a Keurig (tastes terrible anyway). You definitely don't need a frigging Internet connected LIGHTBULB. If you buy those things you get what you deserve. I fail to see how this even warrants an article. You should be more concerned with general computing machines becoming walled gardens.

    1. Re: White People Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This breaks down when non connected models are no longer available. Search : cars or tvs

    2. Re: White People Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tons of both available. What was your point now?

    3. Re: White People Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      General purpose computers are on their way out. One decade or less and you won't be able to buy one. With no spare parts, those still existing will stop working very soon. But way before that happens you won't be able to connect to the internet without a "certified" device. This will happen. There is no way to stop it.

    4. Re: White People Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can see this happening sooner. Windows has functionality called a health check. If a machine does not have A/V or other adminware at the latest patch level, it does not get allowed onto the corporate LAN. Same with routers -- the upstream router validates that the router's firmware is compliant.

      Now, just move this to the WAN. It would be like UL -- all devices connecting to the Internet would have to be robust against user modification, and if it doesn't have that certification, it doesn't connect.

      Of course, it doesn't mean the device is SECURE... just resistant from the user doing what they want with it. So we will have the shitty IoT security regardless.

      Next step is to license/ban "hacking" tools, like Visual Studio, XCode, gcc, clang, and other "tools used for evil". Believe it or not, in the 1990s, DMCA/WIPO drafts actually would have demanded people get licenses if they were to have access to a compiler?

      Next is a scanning utility... think antivirus, but checks for signatures of compilers, BitCoin clients, non-DRM-ed media files, TrueCrypt, and such... and if it detects any, shuts the machine down and notifies the police for an immediate raid. Yes, people might be able to trash that box, but then they get nailed for obstructing justice of destruction of evidence. This is trivial to do. In fact, in IT, there is a simple checkbox with Symantec Endpoint Manager that can be turned on by OU which will search for "hack tools" and either lock them out, shut the box down, or whatever IT chooses.

    5. Re:White People Problems by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You definitely don't need a frigging Internet connected LIGHTBULB.

      I have a few frigging Internet connected lightbulbs, and while they are not "needed", they are certainly convenient. The bulb on my porch is controlled by an IoT motion detector, which also triggers an IoT camera, and sends an alert to my cellphone. The bulb in my kitchen is integrated with both a motion detector, and my Amazon Echo, so I can control it with voice. I save electricity, have better physical security, and I no longer have to get up on cold winter nights because my wife hears a noise. If the motion detector hasn't triggered, then I ain't gettin' up.

    6. Re:White People Problems by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

      Hue bulbs (or Zigbee/Z-Wave enabled bulbs in general) aren't connected to the Internet. They are connected to a hub, which may or may not be connected to the Internet depending on the brand and on your home network setup. And this problem is not unique to home automation or IoT stuff. It's simply a manufacturer promising interoperability with other brands (by subscribing to the Zigbee / LightLink protocol), and then breaking that interoperability.

      --
      If construction was anything like programming, an incorrectly fitted lock would bring down the entire building...
    7. Re:White People Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then in exchange for "convenience" (although your setup sounds ridiculous) you give away your rights. Personally I'd rather just get up, but I am not lazy.

    8. Re: White People Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh please, people have been saying this for years. Gaming consoles have been around since the 80s, yet PC gaming is bigger than ever. General purpose computers are on the way out, yet I can get a Linux Box In The Cloud from Amazon Web Service for 5 bucks a month...If PCs go away it will only be because people don't want them anymore. More likely general purpose computers will just be a premium device for "hardcore gamers" and various professionals like video editors, architects, graphic designers, etc. With the advances in HTML5 and Javascript there really isn't anything that can't be done on the web, which is actually great since it's cross platform and accessible from anywhere. The only prediction of the doomsayers that's slightly annoying is "subscription software", but considering the whole Adobe suite can be had for $600 a year, means total cost of ownership is actually less, and it makes life easier since everyone is automatically running the latest version, but at the same time developers don't have pressure to constantly bloat up Photoshop for new versions until it can check your email and change the temperature in your refrigerator.

      There are a lot of problems we face in the future like falling value of labor, global warming, overpopulation, etc. but being able to turn off the light in your kitchen via your phone is really not one of them.

    9. Re:White People Problems by kheldan · · Score: 3, Insightful
      While I agree with what you're saying (these companies are creating 'solutions in search of problems', not products that actually solve existing problems), I have one serious issue with your post:

      White People Problems

      Regardless of whether you're a white, black, brown, or pink-and-purple-polkadot, Mister Anonymous Coward, you are a racist and therefore part of the problems here in the United States just because you put things in those terms. I'm dead serious. The Human Race in general needs to get over this sort of shit, and if you're black? You need to stop perpetuating your own racial stereotypes, and you need to stop your own anti-white racism, because all you're accomplishing is perpetuating the vicious cycle of racism all around; knock that shit off.

      ALL lives matter, not just Black lives, and anyone who doesn't agree with me can GO FUCK THEMSELVES.

      --
      Are YOU using the TOOL, or is the TOOL using YOU? Think about it!
    10. Re:White People Problems by mlts · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Here is where things get nefarious. IoT are like social networks. In the past, you could just tell people where to stick it when they talked about their livejournal, MySpace, or Orkut stuff. However, if one doesn't have a LinkedIn account, FB account, and a Twitter account, you will be turned down for jobs.

      I know this firsthand. Had a job interviewer tell me that I was too old for IT work and show me the door because he wanted to read/follow my Twitter account, and I told him that I didn't have one.

      IoT has the potential for being just like that. For example, the Bluetooth deadbolt. It might be that apartment managers and other landlords install IoT security devices because it makes their job easier to lock out tenants being evicted, know who is going into a tenant's place, or to let maintenance in on a schedule regardless if the tenant wants it or not. For more flexible for the property owner, and the tenant would have no choice in the matter.

      Insurance can also demand IoT devices, say CCTV monitoring and file storage, or IoT deadbolts and other devices so they can be assured that a property is secured when the owners are away. If this isn't done, they won't renew the policy.

      Then, there is the phone home aspect. Pull the internet connection on a modern console, it halts. I wouldn't be surprised if a future HDCP spec that requires all devices to authenticate with a central server for a healthcheck every so often, would require that all TVs and such be always on and in communication. As per the EULA of the TV, video and audio would also be sent back for "IP enforcement purposes". If someone disagrees with that... well, good luck with the no-sue arbitration agreement they agreed to...

      Next comes devices. Take the refrigerator for instance. Good luck trying to find a completely mechanical one with a thermostat and compressor that runs for decades. Most have various computer controls. It wouldn't be surprising that IoT functionality is important, and no network connection means the device does not function, especially if the fridge maker starts demanding license keys to activate the ice maker, crisper section, and such.

      The key is to not just avoid buying IoT shit, but make it -damn well known- that you will never buy that because you don't want another route an intruder can trespass into your home. Because IoT security is so weak, and there is zero incentive for companies to actually do something about it, it needs to die on the vine.

    11. Re:White People Problems by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      Yeah, because non white people don't buy the same damn products.

    12. Re: White People Problems by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      That's the day you stop using the net and actively work against its tendrils infecting your life.

    13. Re: White People Problems by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      Amazon cloud box != general purpose machine under user control. For now, they let you run pretty much what you want, but that can change at any time.

    14. Re:White People Problems by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 2

      Then in exchange for "convenience" (although your setup sounds ridiculous) you give away your rights.

      What "rights" have I given away?

    15. Re: White People Problems by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      $600 a year for years, and it comes with a kill switch. No thanks. I like knowing my tools will stay in the toolbox where I put them last and I don't like paying over and over for them.

    16. Re:White People Problems by epyT-R · · Score: 1, Interesting

      You could use a centralized control box for bog standard lamps and cams, too, and get the same functionality. You can also tell your 21st century empowered wife to get up off her lazy ass and check out the noise, but that would require you to have some balls.

    17. Re: White People Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You won't be able to avoid the IoT because, quite simply, you won't find any old-fashioned "dumb" devices on sale anymore. I fully expect them to be made illegal and a "buyback" program enacted so you can trade in your crickety old fridge for a brand new smart one... Or simply risk a huge fine and confiscation if you're found with one after the amnesty period. The vast majority of the public will buy the new hardware anyway and the numbers will make any attempt at boycott futile. It's a done deal.

    18. Re: White People Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, yes, you can't afford $600 to maintain your tools? You going to go to your clients with your copy of Illustrator 7 built on light grey Windows 2000 widgets and tell them you'll be sending them the project in in a format a decade of out date? Yeah, you're clearly a serious person.

      Most of these people whining about the "closed future" are just useless hobbyists scared that they won't be able to pirate everything they want. Oh boohoo, you had to pay 10 bucks a month for Spotify and Netflix instead of torrenting everything? Poor baby.

    19. Re:White People Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You definitely don't need a frigging Internet connected LIGHTBULB.

      I have a few frigging Internet connected lightbulbs, and while they are not "needed", they are certainly convenient. The bulb on my porch is controlled by an IoT motion detector, which also triggers an IoT camera, and sends an alert to my cellphone. The bulb in my kitchen is integrated with both a motion detector, and my Amazon Echo, so I can control it with voice.

      News flash. Motion detectors do not need the fucking internet to work. They just need motion.

      I save electricity.

      $20 on your electric bill? Well at least we know what it costs to buy your privacy. Good to know it's this cheap for the average citizen.

      , have better physical security, and I no longer have to get up on cold winter nights because my wife hears a noise. If the motion detector hasn't triggered, then I ain't gettin' up.

      So, all I have to really do is disable your motion detector. After all, you have "better" security by ignoring it if specific triggers aren't hit.

    20. Re: White People Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The point is they won't be forever and this is where the trend is moving. If you look just one step past your Aspergers you'll see that there's a trend towards this, instead of focusing in on one narrow idea.

    21. Re:White People Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then in exchange for "convenience" (although your setup sounds ridiculous) you give away your rights.

      What "rights" have I given away?

      The right to privacy, dumbass.

      Also known as the one you clearly don't give a fuck about.

      Enjoy your convenience and make sure you speak loudly and clearly into the IoT devices. A lawyer will thank you one day (don't worry, it won't be your lawyer).

    22. Re:White People Problems by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 2

      ...but that would require you to have some balls.

      He does, but they're connected to the Internet.

      --
      It must have been something you assimilated. . . .
    23. Re: White People Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Tl;dr: https://xkcd.com/605/

      Actually you misunderstand. Let me provide you with a point, As the demand for internet connected cars increases, you assume it will continue to increase. This is a logical fallacy. Imagine that the rate has increased 1% per year for the last 20 years and is now at 70%. Over 30 years you would expect the trend to continue to 100%. But why stop then? After 40 years you would have 110% demand, which is impossible.
      There will be internet-less cars forever. They may decrease in prevalance, but they will remain. If 5% of the population wants an internet-free vehicle and 70% of vehicles are internet powered, that 5% demand has no effect on the market. But as soon as 96% is reached that leaves 4% of cars internet-free, while 5% of consumers want them. This will cause a price spike in internet free cars and car manufacturers will increase production to reach equilibrium with demand.

    24. Re:White People Problems by whoever57 · · Score: 1

      I know this firsthand. Had a job interviewer tell me that I was too old for IT work and show me the door because he wanted to read/follow my Twitter account, and I told him that I didn't have one.

      Did you sue the company?

      --
      The real "Libtards" are the Libertarians!
    25. Re:White People Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > ALL lives matter, not just Black lives

      That would be a beautiful post, weren't the black ones the ones to get lower paid jobs, to be left out of consideration for senseless reasons, to be suspected even when having an irreprehensible behavior etc. etc. etc.

      Saying "white people problems" is like telling "blond" jokes. It's not really OK and we'll never know when a ridiculous idea might create roots and 500 years later become real prejudice. Then it won't be funny. Maybe that's the way things started 500 years ago regarding dark skin people.

      You can count on me to support your point of view. But we whites cannot be enraged IMHO. Too much blacks suffered for us still to retain that right.

      We should pick up their dignity which we took from them, dust it however possible, give it back to them and ask them if they find it possible for everyone to get along fine.

      If we won't turn that page, how can we solve bigger problems?

      I, for one, think the OP is wrong: this is not some little detail or "first world problem" -- it's gonna have all the bad things we got with social sites, but regarding aspects which are really important in our lives.

      In a way, it's already happening with at least a few things: our smart devices (smart phones, TVs), "intelligent" ones (thermostats, refrigerators), AI powered services (searches, music/book libraries, shopping sites etc.). The problem is right at our door -- or rather, already inside our houses.

    26. Re:White People Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What company so I can not buy thier crap.

    27. Re:White People Problems by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      What "rights" have I given away?

      The right to privacy, dumbass.

      Only in your paranoid fantasy. The lightbulbs are too cheap to contain an NSA microphone. If the NSA wants to spy on me, they would be WAY better off compromising the Amazon Echo, which already listens in and digitizes everything it hears. The IoT lightbulbs add near zero additional threat surface.

    28. Re: White People Problems by mSparks43 · · Score: 1

      why have you stopped buying general purpose computers?

      and anyway. I don't understand what universe anyone could think this "hue debacle" has in anyway been a good thing for the company which would encourage others to do the same.

      that kind of reputation damage to even a well established company gets large portions of staff laid off.

      to an otherwise unknown company like whoever makes hue the usual outcome is chapter 11 bankruptcy.

    29. Re: White People Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps ironically in the day of the tandy when good personal computers were $10k, they were for professionals (accountants, people who needed word processors, etc).

      There's a cycle to these things.

    30. Re:White People Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You definitely don't need a frigging Internet connected LIGHTBULB.

      I have a few frigging Internet connected lightbulbs, and while they are not "needed", they are certainly convenient. The bulb on my porch is controlled by an IoT motion detector, which also triggers an IoT camera, and sends an alert to my cellphone. The bulb in my kitchen is integrated with both a motion detector, and my Amazon Echo, so I can control it with voice. I save electricity, have better physical security, and I no longer have to get up on cold winter nights because my wife hears a noise. If the motion detector hasn't triggered, then I ain't gettin' up.

      None of that demands any of those devices have direct access to the fucking internet. Networked != IoT.

    31. Re:White People Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The one he made up because he's frightened that kids these days are Facegramming and Instatweeting and he doesn't like it.

    32. Re:White People Problems by laurencetux · · Score: 1

      when somebody can say to another person that a friend was arrested/jailed for "X while colored" and be mostly telling the truth ( was carrying a naloxone kit and got busted for "drug paraphernalia")
      this is a problem.

      but to dismiss this as a White People Problem is not considering that when the IoT comes to your local Dollar Tree/Family Dollar its to late to do anything.

    33. Re:White People Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not made up. The same exact thing happened to me when I interviewed with Facegram.

    34. Re:White People Problems by lgw · · Score: 1

      know this firsthand. Had a job interviewer tell me that I was too old for IT work and show me the door because he wanted to read/follow my Twitter account, and I told him that I didn't have one.

      "Over 40" is a protected class. This is no different legally than an interviewer telling you he doesn't hire blacks. If you didn't just make this up, it's worth suing them.

      --
      Socialism: a lie told by totalitarians and believed by fools.
    35. Re:White People Problems by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      Did you sue the company?

      On what grounds? There are specific laws that prohibit employment discrimination based on race, religion, gender, and a few other specific criteria. Anything else is legal. A company can refuse to hire anyone without a twitter account, without breaking any law. My company refuses to hire smokers. That is legal. As a class, smokers have no rights.

    36. Re:White People Problems by mlts · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It wouldn't be worth the time, since I found a far better place to be at anyway, job-wise.

      As for FB/whatever, I decided to make an account, and keep them around. I now use Twitter for announcing GitHub releases I make. That way, the account is of actual use.

      As for IoT, whining about is not going to do much. However, there are a few ways to actually make IoT truly secure... not secure as in the sense of "locking it down" secure... but secure as in resisting unauthorized intrusions, modifications, deletions... the classic sense.

      Three ways to make it work:

      1: Get some people who know what they are doing, such as Bruce. Make a UL type independent organization whose job it is to check security of products in both white-box testing and black-box testing. Security such as resisting attacks via the network, ease of resetting the device, should the owner lose the password, how firmware updates are handled [1], how the device reacts to intrusion attempts, internal security like chrooting, signed executables, SELinux, ASLR, and other methods. Have the independent organizations's approval a must for the device to be sold. Of course, this invites regulatory capture, and genuine security can easily be perverted into "keeping the user out" security... but anything in IoT is better than nothing.

      2: Move to a different topology for IoT devices than having the devices connecting directly to the Internet via a 3G/4G connection or using a Wi-Fi access point. Instead, the devices should communicate on the LAN basis to a hardened appliance... and that appliance does the sending and receiving for the devices. This way, the "smart toaster" communicating to the hub via BlueTooth will be extremely difficult to hack because it sends the user's toaster preferences up through the BT hub, which then relays it through the Internet. Going with a hub/spoke, with redundant hubs possible, would significantly decrease the attack surface of IoT devices.

      3: Use the principle of least privilege. If an Internet connection isn't needed (say for a device to work as a remote), use Bluetooth. If the device has to have an Internet connection for updates, have documentation that describes the sites it connects to [2], and what ports that it should be allowed. Anything else should be blocked. The device should even enforce this in its OS firewall (netfilter for Linux, for example) to protect against unauthorized processes trying to get out. If "smart" functionality isn't needed, don't bother with it.

      Take the "smart" refrigerator. If appliance companies wanted to make something expensive, why not a fridge with two cooling mechanisms... the standard compressor that plugs into the wall, and an absorption mechanism which can be powered by electricity, natural gas, or propane. This way, if there is a power blackout, the fridge still retains cooling capacity, and with a thermalelectric generator (think a Peltier running in reverse), would have enough power to keep the core circuit board running. I'm sure there would be more demand for a fridge that keeps the food cold if power goes out, than a fridge which can display ads 24/7 on the screen.

      [1]: I believe in the old school idea of a physical button or switch that is used before flashing firmware... but this isn't something that can be done if the device is not physically accessible, so maybe a fallback would be some other mechanism. That way if the RSA key is compromised, the vendor can use a different, but still secure, way to get the updates to devices.

      [2]: Ideally, it should just fetch a signed manifest via SSL, and go from there. If the embedded OS is Linux, it could even use an existing package manager like Yum or apt so that wheel doesn't have to be reinvented.

    37. Re: White People Problems by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      Not $600. $600 in perpetuity or until they decide to up the license fee. Why do you have this slavish devotion to giving up control of access to things you depend on, and for what? Illusory short-term convenience of always having the latest (possibly buggy or purposely castrated) version? It's a sad state of affairs. If illustrator 7 does what is needed, then why not? If it doesn't, then you've got a point, and maybe it's time to upgrade. At least I'd have a choice instead of paying out for endless treadmills whether it's needed or not. As far as piracy goes, this scheme doesn't prevent it at all. It only rips off legit customers.

      Actually, I'd welcome a return to win2k GUI widgets. They lag less and miss less input than the latest garbage in use today, but that's an entirely different issue.

      It's likely you were once a 'useless hobbyist' yourself.

    38. Re: White People Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (I'm a new commenter here.)

      Actually, you misunderstand. The State would love everything to be connected, and for data to be centrally collected and available to them.
      One a critical threshold is reached, the non-connected devices (cars, home appliances, etc) will be forbidden on flimsy grounds.
      e.g. unconnected cars --> too dangerous to allow a human to make decisions
                    home appliances --> remote control necessary to disable during times of energy overload

    39. Re: White People Problems by maugle · · Score: 1

      Better example: in an age where Raspberry Pi's are being celebrated by mass media as the next big thing in education, it seems unlikely that this envisioned total lockdown will happen any time soon. After all, no politician wants the other guy to be able to point at him and say "my opponent opposes giving children a proper STEM education!" So, maybe the big lockout will happen if Microsoft can get its hooks into the embedded/maker world via its godawful Windows 10 IOT core, but not before.

    40. Re:White People Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. I may be a racist, BUT in this case this definitely is "white people problems". I guarantee Bruce is white.

    41. Re:White People Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they might buy it but they don't write articles in the Atlantic complaining about it.

    42. Re:White People Problems by KGIII · · Score: 2

      That brings new meaning to "hacking 127.0.0.1" now doesn't it?

      --
      "So long and thanks for all the fish."
    43. Re:White People Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Naloxone should be damned near free and OTC. You should be allowed to carry as many as you want. They should be handing that stuff out like AIDS awareness pamphlets and comments in the 80s.

    44. Re:White People Problems by KGIII · · Score: 1

      I have no idea how that got posted as an AC. :/

      --
      "So long and thanks for all the fish."
    45. Re:White People Problems by whoever57 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      On what grounds? There are specific laws that prohibit employment discrimination based on race, religion, gender, and a few other specific criteria.

      Did you fail to read in the GP post that the interviewer told him that he was too old? "Too old" is one of those "few other specific criteria".

      --
      The real "Libtards" are the Libertarians!
    46. Re:White People Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's because his story is bullshit. If anything an employee with a social media profile is a landmine waiting to happen and professionals know better. It would go like this "Can I see your twitter profile?" "I don't have one" "Excellent!"

      Maybe if you were going for a PR job you'd be expected to have a public profile, but for IT? Forget it.

    47. Re:White People Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "White people/first world problems" is just a meme. It means: shit that privileged people complain about while the rest of us are worrying about day to day life. I'm white and I know what "white people problems" are. And yes, they are things that typically upscale suburban whites worry about. Things like IoT. Like, who gives a shit? Just don't use IoT. You don't have to. THATS what you are worried about enough to write a frigging article about? Get a grip and stop worrying about nonsense. There are plenty of things to write articles about that actually matter.

    48. Re:White People Problems by kheldan · · Score: 1
      Goddamnit.. NONE OF YOU ARE GETTING IT. I don't give a fuck if saying 'white people problems' is a gods-be-damned meme or not, the very act of using it at all is helping to perpetuate race-related problems! Why can't you see that!? Even being a white guy and referring to yourself as 'a stupid cracker' or 'a dumb white guy' or whatever the hell you do is just continuing to perpetuate the problem! By making all of that into a joke you're just making it more acceptable to use racial slurs and I don't give a fuck if you're making racial jokes about yourself or not, it's not helping stop the problem! Be part of the solution not part of the problem, damnit! It's already an uphill battle, don't make it any worse than it already is!

      I am NOT kidding around. I am gods-be-damned SICK AND TIRED of people and their stupid hate in all it's different forms! Look at what it's doing to the entire world!

      IT.
      HAS.
      TO.
      ALL.
      STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


      • I hate you because you're black
        I hate you because you're white
        I hate you because you're Mexican
        I hate you because you're {insert ethnicity here}
        I hate you because you're Muslim
        I hate you because you're NOT Muslim
        I hate you because you're Sunni
        I hate you because you're Kurdish
        I hate you because you believe differently than I do
        I hate you because you believe in a God
        I hate you because you DON'T believe in a God
        I hate you because you're gay
        I hate you because you're straight
        I hate you because you're a man
        I hate you because you're a woman
        I hate you because your politics are different from mine
        I hate you because {insert stupid-ass reason here, because they're ALL STUPID ASS REASONS}

      !!! IT HAS TO STOP!!! JUST FUCKING STOP!!!

      You're a young female and you want to go to school and that offends my God, so I have the right to throw acid in your face
      !!! NO MORE !!! JUST STOP IT !!!

      --
      Are YOU using the TOOL, or is the TOOL using YOU? Think about it!
    49. Re:White People Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " The lightbulbs are too cheap to contain an NSA microphone."

      You presume the NSA works like a private company and is worried about costs. They're still a government agency, and certainly have no problems spending taxpayer dollars.

      That being said, the odds of them putting a microphone in a lightbulb would be pretty slim unless it was a specially made one, you were already on a target list, and they had someone break into your house to swap out a bulb you already had installed.

      I can't say I particularly care about the Internet of Things myself - certainly there's a use for various things to hook up. But until companies learn to code them securely I'd just as soon have none of it.

    50. Re:White People Problems by The+Eight-Bit+Link · · Score: 1

      I've got a couple Network-of-Things lightbulbs, specifically miLights, that allow me to change the brightness and color temperature. They use a sort of hub to connect to the network, which in turn lets Tasker control them. Do I need them? Certainly not. Do they make mornings far more pleasant by slowly ramping the light up in brightness and color temperature? Yes, they do. Are they connected to the internet? Absolutely not. When I set them up, I specifically set my router to not allow any traffic from the hub or to the hub to cross it at any time. Does the bulb work just fine in this configuration? You bet. It doesn't need to connect to the internet to work, so I don't let it. Same thing with my Edimax smart plugs. In the future, however, these kinds of things may not work without an internet connection, despite really only being useful locally. When you go out and buy a new Mr. Coffee, even if you don't want or ever use the smart feature, the only way to get it to brew would be to connect it to the internet. Then when you go to sue them because the security on it is atrocious and your network gets hacked, you're stuck because there's an arbitration clause. This is what they're concerned about, not something superficial like 'my lightbulb won't go anymore'.

    51. Re: White People Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Personally, I am tired of being nickel-and-dimed by every company out there. It's $15 a month just for Netflix - but not everything you're interested is on Netflix. So, now you've got another $10 or $15 a month for Hulu. Again, not everything is on Netflix and Hulu together. So, you've got Apple TV, too. Still doesn't cover everything. Want to watch Black Sails? You'd better get a cable subscription because Starz doesn't license their content to anyone else anymore. I don't want to spend $10 a month on Spotify, even if I listened to a lot more music than I currently do. This kind of bullshit is just turning us more into slaves than we are already. And dumb shits like you are just lapping it up.

    52. Re: White People Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if you don't want to spend the money, don't. Nobody is "forcing" you to spend the money. Radio stations still exist (although public TV is going the way of the dodo).

      Seriously? Quit your whining. You have access to more content, more knowledge, and more technology than humanity has had during the entire existence of the species and you're complaining that all of that convenience costs too much? For a motherfucking "WANT"?

    53. Re:White People Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hate you because of excessive use of bold.

    54. Re:White People Problems by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      "Too old" is valid only if you're between 40 and 65 inclusive, IIRC.

      However, a lawsuit will only work if you can show a preponderance of evidence in your favor, and "he said-she said" doesn't constitute one.

      Anything in writing from the company mentioning "too old" would be good, but very few companies are that stupid nowadays.

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  3. Don't forget TPP by darthsilun · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Which places even more limits on Consumer Choice.
    https://wikileaks.org/tpp-ip3/
    web site take-downs without court orders?
    Illegal to modify devices you own?
    etc.

    1. Re:Don't forget TPP by mbone · · Score: 1

      It is a shame that the best way to block this bad idea may be the gridlock in Congress.

    2. Re:Don't forget TPP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks Microsoft!

    3. Re:Don't forget TPP by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It is a shame that the best way to block this bad idea may be the gridlock in Congress.

      There are many, many good things about gridlock. The only reason I am planning to vote for Hillary in November is because that will ensure that the gridlock continues.

    4. Re:Don't forget TPP by dryeo · · Score: 1

      I'm sure the members of Congress can put aside their differences and cooperate to screw the average person by giving the big corporations more powers and allowing them to socialize the enforcement.

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  4. The Internet of Things is Stupid (IOTIS) by mbone · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The Internet of Things (IOT) is being driven by commercial interests that are more interesting in spying (known in commercial circles as marketing) and in control. Benefits will accrue, but they will not accrue to the people paying for the gear, which makes the IOT value subtracting for the average citizen.

    1. Re:The Internet of Things is Stupid (IOTIS) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IoT is being pushed by the semiconductor manufacturers mainly. The trillion devices by 2050 they keep yammering on about is going to make someone a lot of money. I think they're full of crap.

    2. Re:The Internet of Things is Stupid (IOTIS) by fermion · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Smart phones are stupid. they cost privacy and security. They are expensive and you don't get any benefits.

      People want free things, so firms are going to produce products for this market. People don't understand the technology or how it impacts security or privacy so they sill just buy the cheap or free products. Look at PCs in the 90's. People were fine having malware on their purchased computers if it meant saving $50. For the most part they would not buy more secure computers because they cost more.

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    3. Re:The Internet of Things is Stupid (IOTIS) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's the users who are stupid. They're not questioning the self-interest/motivation of carriers and scumbag marketing companies (e.g. Facebook). It's almost always due to willful ignorance, over-trust issues or laziness. But none of those should serve as an excuse.

      The phones themselves are quite smart ;)

    4. Re:The Internet of Things is Stupid (IOTIS) by silas_moeckel · · Score: 1

      IoT can be very useful but it needs standards. My house knows what temperature it is inside the fridge freezer and chest freezer out in the garage, this is useful to me, both in the hey my son forgot to properly close the chest freezer or the odd mechanical/electrical failure. It knows if people are home and when people are going to be getting home. It knows when were going on a weekend trip. This can save me money by kicking back heating/cooling hot water (yea I know instant hot water is the rage but the 15 a month to get NG destroys any savings) even hot tub and pool temps. All in all it's a lot of easy and cheap to get information that's useful. None of it needs to leave my house. All of it needs to be behind a smart controller that works with everything. That controller acts as an application specific firewall to the cloud(s) or as the complete controller.

      The IoT model that's a cheap wifi sensor backed to the cloud is broken, you have IP devices that are going into things with 20+ year life expectancies. You have long term devices that are powered by fly by night, hope they are around in 3 years forget 30. My house is 61 years old, can you imagine some of these company's phone the cloud in wall dimmers still working then? Can you imagine your average homeowner trying to replace a house full of in wall dimmers and outlets that no longer work?

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    5. Re:The Internet of Things is Stupid (IOTIS) by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Maybe, maybe not. The Phillips Hue saga shows that maybe consumers have enough of a voice in this case. The formula which maximises profits involves having a strong enough user base to ride through the losses when you royally screw those users. Google has this. Microsoft has this. Philips didn't. Random IoT startup... unlikely.

    6. Re:The Internet of Things is Stupid (IOTIS) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly! And don't forget that no IoT devices so far have any worthwhile security, so what happens when hackers take control of all IoT devices in your home, using them to spy on you, or de-activating them until you pay a ransom? Corrupt governments, greedy mega-corporations, evil hackers, is there any difference between them any more? I think NOT!!

    7. Re:The Internet of Things is Stupid (IOTIS) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      They are expensive and you don't get any benefits.

      I have the sum of human knowledge in the palm of my hand, and a kick ass SSH client, to boot.

      People don't understand the technology or how it impacts security or privacy

      Yeah, they do. Protip: Most people don't give a flying fuck, and are in the right of it for their lack of fucks.

    8. Re:The Internet of Things is Stupid (IOTIS) by dougmc · · Score: 1

      Smart phones are stupid. they cost privacy and security. They are expensive and you don't get any benefits.

      Clearly, the users of these phones think there are some benefits or they wouldn't use them.

      And given than the phones *are* expensive (at least the good ones), clearly the users think those benefits are worth paying a lot for.

    9. Re:The Internet of Things is Stupid (IOTIS) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      forgot about PDAs? Smart phones are useful because internet + calls + pda makes a good time. Buy an older cheaper one, like $100 and all of the tools to open it into a general computing device are right there. Sorry you can't handle securing your computer and keeping it free from spyware.... and on linux too, my my.

    10. Re:The Internet of Things is Stupid (IOTIS) by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Don't get any benefits? Easy text comms in real time in multiple languages is poetry beneficial to me. Mapping and navigation, being able to look stuff up and compare prices in shops... I could go on.

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    11. Re:The Internet of Things is Stupid (IOTIS) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look at PCs in the 90's. People were fine having malware on their purchased computers if it meant saving $50. For the most part they would not buy more secure computers because they cost more.

      It's not quite THAT simple, though -- it's not just people being stupid and not knowing better (or caring). What you describe is a classic lemons market where defective products take over because the average buyer lacks the ability to distinguish defective from non-defective, and defective tends to be cheaper.

      Arguably smartphones today, as well as IoT devices, are the same. One added difference is that people often don't even realize that the products they buy are defective (i.e. violate their privacy etc). There's also the fact that when told this later, after they've already committed to a choice, people will often rationalize those defects away, e.g. by saying "there's nothing I can do about it", or "I don't care anyway", or (if they're particularly honest) "it sucks, but I depend on this device and its functionality now".

      Don't underestimate what people are willing to put up with to get the job done, too, even if said job only exists because advertising told them so.

      Doubly so if the downside or defect is abstract and nebulous, too. When your car is faulty (as in the classic lemons market), you'll be able to tell sooner or later; it will have a real, tangible, specific effect, and cost you real money and convenience (at the very least). Compromised privacy, on the other hand? What does it even mean? How do you feel it, in daily life? Most people don't even understand the problem.

    12. Re:The Internet of Things is Stupid (IOTIS) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      get off my lawn

  5. Why do I want IoT? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh, that's right, I don't.

    1. Re: Why do I want IoT? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's irrelevant. You will conform.

    2. Re:Why do I want IoT? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK, so we'll be sure not to put you in a nursing home with IoT, gramps.

  6. Re:Reasons why I don't like the Internet of Things by fustakrakich · · Score: 5, Funny

    Internet of Things devices could watch me while I sleep.

    So does Santa Claus... So be good, for goodness sake!

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    “He’s not deformed, he’s just drunk!”
  7. I respect Bruce, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    His example of the Hue dustup was a poor, poor choice as example there.

    1) Hue bulbs use ZigBee Light-Link Profile.
    2) The bulbs (all of them...ALL OF THEM in the IoT space right now) cannot be re-flashed.
    3) In order to get a permanent private key for each SKU shipped using ZigBee LL Profile, the devices must conform to the spec and properly interoperate. So, they can't dink with the bulbs, period.
    4) The only place you can even possibly DO what Phillips attempted to do would be to dink with the final phases of the LL handshake, wherein the coordinator (the gateway puck) would allow federation with the mesh or not at the last part of the process, based on manufacturer and manufacturer ID, and just drop the federation request on the floor if it didn't match the list.
    5) It's not DRM, per se. Worse, it's NOT compliant with the ZigBee spec. Not sure how the Consortium would handle a revocation of things like that, but the Coordinator in that configuration no longer complied with the spec (which is to allow Home Automation and Light-Link protocol devices ONTO that mesh and be able to control them, period.
    6) Better yet, there were competing products (Iris, Wink, etc.) that could work with Phillips' crap because of the ZigBee spec. While some of them don't have an "API" to drive it via PC, some do- and moreover, some of them let you have ZB and Z-Wave light controls signal lights on and off or to federate clusters of bulbs with a control panel that acts like a Light Switch. Phillips just simply cut their own throats by trying this. People can go buy up their RGB bulbs or Osram's...and get the same basic functionality as Hue provided...for less money in most cases.

    1. Re:I respect Bruce, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Not really.

      What Phillips did was effectively refuse to send control codes to non-Phillips bulbs. So you could still use non-Phillips ZigBee lights and they'd still help form the mesh network, you just couldn't turn them on or off or dim them or whatever it is that Hue does. And, of course, a lightbulb that can't be made to light is essentially useless even if it is helping your bridge communicate with a distant bulb.

      But you're right, you should (in theory) be able to throw away the Phillips hub (the part that communicates from the app to the bulbs) and switch over to a non-Phillips hub and get control of your lights back. Just not with the existing app.

      Which means that involves setting up your entire system from scratch, rebuilding everything you had set up in the Phillips app in the new app, and potentially means your physical switches that Phillips sells no longer works.

      And, of course, any new bulbs you buy from Phillips presumably won't work with the new bridge. And there may be some "special features" that only work with the Phillips bridge but who knows what those would be.

    2. Re:I respect Bruce, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Worse, it's NOT compliant with the ZigBee spec. Not sure how the Consortium would handle a revocation of things like that

      The ZigBee Consortium unfortunately seems to do little about incompatibilities; as a result, ZigBee devices simply don't interoperate reliably. That's why a lot of ZigBee hubs come with a list of recommended devices, or limit the set of devices they connect to to a known set.

    3. Re:I respect Bruce, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What keeps me away from things like this is 10 years down the line issue.

      I have light sockets that are at this point 20 years old. My parents have ones that are 60+ years old. They *still* *work*.

      In 10 years will the HUE system even be around? Who knows. What happens when these companies turn down the servers that run the system? Or will I even be able to buy the particular lights that work with this system or will I have to do a full/half system swap to get the new 2 dollar bulbs to work correctly. Or even worse they decide you need a '2.0 profile' for it to work correctly but you have to get a new controller. The new one does not do much more than the old one. But you have to get it for the newer components to work correctly.

      IoT works very well in particular cases (industrial uses). In the home not so much on the long term. In the short term if you are willing to continue to upgrade and buy new systems you are golden. But if you want to add resale value and long term value these systems are actually a hindrance. A good example is the door to door alarm salesmen. Even 6 months or so I get a visit from one of the big 3 or 4. Each of them have incompatible systems. Then on top of that even time they swing by the system is different from what they sold before. Meaning expansion or replacement parts are wildly expensive.

      Basically think about the sort of computers we had 10 years ago. Would you still buy that old stuff? No. Could you? Probably, if you bought used.

      Most of the connectors we have are not because they are the best ones out there. They are there because 'everyone' used it. These companies are running headlong into creating 'an ecosystem'. They want to charge you 10 bucks a month to run it for you. Each of the systems are sorta compatible with a standard. But all of them are looking to lock out their competitors. The GE thing was a good example of what most of these companies are thinking. They all think they are going to get the next unicorn doing this. When the fact is they are creating a very fragmented market where no one really wants to try it out.

    4. Re:I respect Bruce, but... by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      I have light sockets that are at this point 20 years old. My parents have ones that are 60+ years old. They *still* *work*.

      They will continue to work. IoT lightbulbs screw into standard sockets.

  8. IoT by fustakrakich · · Score: 0

    I can hear the internet in my dental fillings..

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    “He’s not deformed, he’s just drunk!”
    1. Re:IoT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fillings that report their structural integrity, inflammation and bacterial growth under and around them on regular intervals.. Perhaps they could talk to the generic medical hub providing communication and power services to things like various pacemakers, sugar monitors, medicine dispensers and artificial organ, joint and bone replacements. Internet in Body is the next step.

  9. How Else to Do It by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just for the sake of discussion, what would happen to HP, for example, if multiple other cheap sources of printer ink (or toner cartridges) were available? What would be their means of making enough profit on the the printer product lines to satisfy their investors (who are presumably mostly institutional)? Would they make their numbers selling printers in an age when printers are selling (I think) for less than the cost of manufacturing and distribution? Would they make their numbers by reducing the quality and cost of their ink cartridges? Would they end up discontinuing their consumer-level products, and end up just selling higher-end products to businesses?

    Just wondering...

    1. Re:How Else to Do It by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just for the sake of discussion, what would happen to HP, for example, if multiple other cheap sources of printer ink (or toner cartridges) were available? What would be their means of making enough profit on the the printer product lines to satisfy their investors (who are presumably mostly institutional)? ...

      So, in effect you are saying that they can do this, because if they didn't, they wouldn't be making enough profit. Can you not see where that argument leads?

    2. Re:How Else to Do It by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      I really wish we could find out.

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    3. Re:How Else to Do It by Lunix+Nutcase · · Score: 1

      You provide consumers value in order to justify purchasing. Otherwise they deserve to go out of business. Companies aren't owed our money.

  10. Re:Reasons why I don't like the Internet of Things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you really want corporate America to play the role of deciding if you are naughty or nice? Do you want the rate at which you urinate, or make love to your partner be the basis of your next job review, mortgage or which college your kids get to attend?

  11. It will blow back in their faces by MikeRT · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Most people don't want nuance on the extent they own the goods they buy. This horse shit about you owning the physical properties, but licensing the software that is essential to its function is going to drive a deeper wedge between the public and IP than the corporate sector realizes. When your property rights become antithetical to mine, guess whose rights I'm going to choose...

    1. Re:It will blow back in their faces by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Unlikely. People won't even realize it. And it will only affect a tiny portion of the people buying those IoT trinkets.

      Look at the various devices that are already locked down and sealed. People are willing to put up with it. They buy from the walled-garden store, they buy the printer ink, they accept it. Of course they don't actually know what's going on, and they might even complain and lament, but they buy.

      And as long as they buy, the corporations don't give a fuck about the rest.

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    2. Re:It will blow back in their faces by Fire_Wraith · · Score: 1

      I fully expect that there will be a lot of overreach attempts with this, but rather than being a bad thing, it'll be good, because it'll wake up the non-techie public to some of the insane shenanigans that are being done in DMCA/etc land on the internet. Right now there are a lot of people, including judges, who don't (or haven't yet) realized just how bad it is because the physical parallels haven't been made clear. Give them some nice, clear examples though, and it's a new ballgame.

      Or so I'd hope at least.

  12. Re:Reasons why I don't like the Internet of Things by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 2

    Internet of Things devices could watch me while I listen to the Backstreet Boys.

    You sick bastard, the Backstreet Boys? Really?

    Off with your head.

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  13. Re:Reasons why I don't like the Internet of Things by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    But at least the old fatso doesn't rat you out.

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  14. Will not happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Google pushes for open implementation. All proprietary interfaces will become obsolete.

  15. Re:Reasons why I don't like the Internet of Things by kheldan · · Score: 0

    So does Santa Claus... So be good, for goodness sake!

    So is 'Santa Claus' the code-name for the NSA, the CIA, the FBI, or some other government spy-on-citizens 'intelligence' agency? Would certainly explain a number of things.. do you work for them? XD

    ..but I diverge.
    The 'Internet of Things' serves best as an IQ test: If you buy into it, you're probably not very smart; it's a trap, and it's one you pay for to get stuck in. Ask yourselves: Do you really need an internet-connected refrigerator, microwave oven, conventional oven, toaster, dishwasher, clothes washer, clothes dryer, lightbulbs for cryin' out loud? (Yes, I have friends who have X10/Insteon home automation.. but they don't want or need it internet-enabled) Remote HVAC sensing and control, I can sort of see; but isn't a simple time-programmable thermostat more than adequate?

    The fact of the matter is that not only is TFA correct, these companies visciously lock down their devices and lock consumers into their products, but when it comes right down to it, they don't give much thought to the security of the network connections of these devices, and as such are open to attack and open to malicious parties/organizations prying into your homes and lives. Has our opinion of 'privacy' been so perverted and eroded to the point where nobody even cares anymore? Or have many of us just been lulled into a false sense of security such that we can't imagine any of these companies not protecting our privacy?

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  16. monopoly? by NostalgiaForInfinity · · Score: 2

    The complaints began rolling in almost immediately. The Hue system was supposed to be compatible with an industry standard called ZigBee, but the bulbs that Philips cut off were ZigBee compliant. [...] Because companies can enforce anti-competitive behavior this way, there’s a litany of things that just don’t exist, even though they would make life easier for consumers in significant ways.

    The trouble with ZigBee is that "ZigBee compliant" doesn't mean different devices will actually work together. Z-Wave, a more restrictive and more proprietary system, actually works better. And that illustrates what's wrong with Schneier's reasoning: forcing platforms and protocols to be open does not necessarily make life easier for consumers, because something being proprietary can result in better user experiences, as the owner of that technology has a stronger financial interest in policing it. Apple devices are another example of this. Many technologies that we now think of as "open" started off as proprietary.

    Nevertheless, I think the DMCA is overreach and unnecessary: there shouldn't be legal penalties for reverse engineering or making compatible implementations. On the other hand, we should also not mandate open protocols and not scream bloody murder every time someone comes up with a proprietary system or puts up barriers to interoperability.

    As for home automation, there is no "monopoly" and no sign of one: there are a dozen different standards, some open, some mildly proprietary, and some completely proprietary, plus hundreds of vendors. Let the market decide which model works best. I don't think it will be full ZigBee, because that "standard" is a mess.

  17. Oh, there's still a choice ... by gstoddart · · Score: 1

    Don't fucking buy this Internet of Things, crap.

    Don't trust that you aren't getting screwed in the deal. Don't trust that your security isn't being left up to some greedy asshole of an MBA. Don't trust that it isn't designed first and foremost for analytics and ads to make even more money for those greedy assholes.

    Stop buying into this garbage, you don't need your damned phone to be able to control your lights.

    Feel like you're getting screwed in the process? Don't play the game.

    Millions of people every day go through their lives without needing a bloody app for this shit. Stop worshiping technology and realize just what this stuff is ... marketing hype made by lazy, greedy idiots who don't give a crap about you.

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  18. Ministry of Sabotage by NReitzel · · Score: 2

    Frank Herbert wrote a series of novels and short stories about a future in which the Government had become efficient, and because of that, sorely oppressive. In order to restore basic freedoms, a Ministry of Sabotage was instituted, whose job it was to throw wrenches into Government projects, especially ones that intruded into the basic freedoms of the populace.

    Edward Snowden comes to mind...

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  19. No we don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We'll want our light bulbs to communicate with a central controller, regardless of manufacturer. We'll want our clothes to communicate with our dishwasher and our cars to communicate with traffic signs.

    No, we don't. I do not want Nest security cameras telling me that they are turned off while still sending video and sound to Nest (and various scummy federal agencies). I do not want my refrigerator telling my insurance company that I bought a cube of butter instead of margarine. I do not want my television telling a network advertising executive that I changed channels during their commercial. I do not want a "smart" power meter telling criminals when I am not at home. IT'S NONE OF THEIR F-ING BUSINESS!

  20. Re:Reasons why I don't like the Internet of Things by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

    The internet of things, to me, is a set of devices and items that are connected to a network and are accessible to me via my own services, should I choose to have them. A network connected fridge that can signal that it is warm on my LAN to have said signal picked up by my HA unit which then messages me is what I envision. No where in that vision does my LAN even need to be connected to the internet proper. In fact, I'd be most happy if my HA LAN was not connected to the internet in any way.

    Of course, such a vision follows more along the lines of SNMP LAN type operations, with a standard messaging format being all that's required. A device is compatible with the protocol, and we're good to go. I don't need a $10 / month service to let me visualize my freezers power usage.

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  21. Re:Reasons why I don't like the Internet of Things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    m'kay
    Maybe, maybe some people will roll their own, however you can expect 'services' to be bundled with the commercial devices. Services that exercise 'intellectual property' to lock you out, require internet access for 'updates' and that have 'click through' product acceptance which relinquishes the right to control what they do with your data and whether you are limited to arbitration (you are) instead of suing if you are harmed by their release of the data.

    Then the magic begins, they start aggregating your information and building statistical models of whether you are a good customer or not, or is it a good consumer or not.

    Oh what fun they will have

  22. Patents vs de jure standards by david.emery · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I think the SDOs (ISO, ANSI, IEEE, etc) made a fundamental mistake when they decided to accept patented technologies as part of formal (de jure) standards.

    If I were King, the FRAND license cost for any patent that appears in a de jure standard would be $0. If the patent-holder won't give up the rights, then the technology should not appear in a standard. Now that clearly would restrict what can be standardized, but that's a tradeoff that both society and patent holders should accept.

    (And technology R&D funded by governments should be royalty/license free. DoD certainly used to do that, and look at the advantages -commercial companies- have gotten from the fact that the basic Internet protocols are royalty free/not patented.)

    1. Re:Patents vs de jure standards by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

      I think the SDOs (ISO, ANSI, IEEE, etc) made a fundamental mistake when they decided to accept patented technologies as part of formal (de jure) standards.

      That's because you don't know how these groups work.

      They're a consortium of industry groups who get together to make standards.

      Here's how in general it works - if people want to make a new standard, they get together. Each company sends a few technical people to hash out the specification, because every standard is not done for technical excellence, but on backroom deals.

      Remember, there's two ways to make money on patents - you can be a big fish in a small pond by not licensing and basically controlling it (which works for companies like Apple who don't offer "innovation" in the traditional sense of moving technology forward, but make it more accessible, and the goal is to avoid all the hard work being stolen by someone else). Or you can be a small fish in a big shared pool, where you're basically going to make it off license fees.

      So back to standards groups - basically it's a collection of people trying to get their patent in the spec. That's it - a standard is obtained containing the most politically savvy engineers who managed to convince everyone their patents should be in. And politically savvy means making lots of backroom deals - you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.

      And there's a lot of Old Boy's Club going on as well - Apple brought a patent into it, licensed for $0, and roughly half rejected it - while the other half promoted it. The rejected half tried to come up with a similar-but-different model to counter Apple (most likely NOT $0 as Apple offered, and all that). The only reason? Basically to keep pesky companies like Apple out of the club and sucking on the teat of everyone else.

      And that's how standards are made. And everything has patents - Ethernet (every GigE port pays HP for the MDI/MDIX patent they hold - it's actually in the standard by name), WiFi, Bluetooth, USB, etc. etc. etc. That's not to say there aren't patent-free specs - all the internet RFCs are basically it, for example.

      And IoT isn't standard because it's too new - too much stuff out there, and so far the public isn't buying it all up. Mostly because it's still expensive, and most people really don't have a need for that. I mean, walk through all the stuff available and most people will never have more than one or two. You may have a fancy light bulb, or an environment monitor, fancy thermostat, or a surveillance camera. But it's unlikely you'll have all three.

      With consumers not picking up multiple units, they don't care about standardization. I mean, if they pick up a bunch of Philips bulbs, they'll likely just continue to pick them up (regular consumers). If you offer them a cheaper bulb, they may ignore you, fearing they have to worry about another app.

      Right now the technology is too expensive - most people I know aren't even considering fancy lamps, or super smart thermostats, or video cameras. And most don't care what the indoor humidity is.

    2. Re:Patents vs de jure standards by david.emery · · Score: 1

      Well, I've worked on several IEEE and ISO standards projects in software, so I do have experience with the processes.

      Standards activities might well be the way you describe, but those I've worked on are not.

  23. Windows only comeing with lunix locked out befor a by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 0

    Windows only coming with lunix locked out before any of that and then say go buy to most of the web as they run Linux servers.

  24. Vote trump to kill the job killing bill. by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 0

    Vote trump to kill the job killing bill. Manufacturers already are lining up to send jobs to Vietnam, where the minimum wage is just 52 cents an hour.

    1. Re:Vote trump to kill the job killing bill. by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 0

      Vote trump to kill the job killing bill.

      Bernie and Huck are also opposed. Bush, Rubio, and Kasich are supporters. All the others (including Hillary) have waffled.

  25. Re:Reasons why I don't like the Internet of Things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The internet of things we're going to have in the future is more like a set of devices and items which must be present on the internet to function and which send your personal data to third parties which monetize it through some combination of data mining what they receive and selling it to other companies.

    While your refrigerator may let you know if it gets too warm, it will also inform your doctor and insurance provider that you bought a half gallon of ice cream today rather than celery sticks. Later in the day, it will shut off entirely because a refrigerator virus finally made it to yours via an automatic update from a compromised server, and you'll be forced to purchase a new one

  26. Re:Reasons why I don't like the Internet of Things by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

    I am aware of where IoT appears to be going. I'm stating that IMNSHO, it is entirely not what I'd envision IoT to be, as IoT should help me, not make me and my activities a product.

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  27. Re:Reasons why I don't like the Internet of Things by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

    If it was a reasonably spec'd out system, you'd just plug and play. All you'd need is a hub or a service running that would interact. Need a new device, add it to the service or hub. It's a pretty simple system, as long as monetizing your activities and data stays out of it.

    I'm currently hacking some hardware for just this purpose, only because one is not offered that can run without a cloud service.

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  28. It's not just the IoT by MikeRT · · Score: 1

    John Deer, most car companies, and other big name product vendors that have gone increasingly "computerized" have taken the view that you have at best a "perpetual license" to the software that runs your machine. The fact is that it works in bigger industries only because of the relative benevolence of the companies involved. However, what are you going to do when your self-driving car is 10 years old and needs updates? You're going to have to buy a new one because they may have switched out all of the underlying hardware, firmware and even the embedded OS by then.

  29. IoT is a solution looking for a problem by zerofoo · · Score: 1

    IoT will end up in the pile of rejected consumer electronics technologies - like 3D and curved TVs. Companies are desperately looking for the next big thing to foist on consumers.

    I've seen IoT devices for the past few years at CES (and I will probably see a ton more next week when I go). The IoT display at the Samsung booth always makes me shake my head. Here is a company that can't manage to keep Android updated on 2 year old mobile devices, but somehow they are going to update my 5 year old refrigerator?.....right.

    The biggest problem that IoT has is that mainstream consumers (not you and I on Slashdot) simply view these devices as too complicated and not worth the hassle and expense.

    Does your washer and dryer really need Twitter and Facebook? I'll bet most consumers think not.

    Make no mistake - some IoT devices will succeed. Most will not.

  30. Bruce, get a grip on reality by Sir+Holo · · Score: 0

    Bruce, thank you for saying some of what needs to be said.

    But please drop the Apple hate—Music downloaded via iTunes can be saved in DRM-free MP3 format, and it has been this way for about 8 years.

    And please do not be afraid of bashing the IoT. It is one of the stupidest ideas tht humanity has ever come up with.

    No, really, the stupidest. Stupider than eugenics. Stupider than. . . OK, that is about the crown of them all, but please somebody prove me wrong and argue that there was ever a stupider idea than the IoT.

  31. Re:Reasons why I don't like the Internet of Things by Coren22 · · Score: 1

    So, you can't see the utility in:

    A refrigerator that lets you know you need to pick up milk or eggs, and lets you know when the temperature is out of an acceptable range (door was left open by someone, or there is a problem with cooling) so that you can deal with it before it becomes a major issue like defrosting the whole freezer full of food?

    A microwave oven that sends a text message that there is a problem, or when it is time to clean/disenfect

    A conventional oven that signals when the roast is ready

    A dishwasher that lets you know the load is ready to be emptied or that it needs more fluids added (such as the spot free rinse stuff you add in a second reservoir).

    A clothes washer and dryer that lets you know when the load is done so you can switch the loads (oh damn...I left the wash in the washer again...I will have to run it a third time...)

    Lightbulbs that can tell you the kid left the lights on so you can turn them off remotely.

    Or even what you didn't mention, a garage door opener that can detect it was accidentally left open and notify you, or close itself, or be closed remotely.

    Another you didn't mention, a front door lock and bell that can be access remotely, so you can see who is at the door when the doorbell is rung, and allow you to let them in when it is the kid who forgot their key.

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