DUI Charges Dismissed Against Woman Whose Body Brews Alcohol (cnn.com)
HughPickens.com writes:
CNN reports that a judge dismissed DUI charges against a woman in upstate New York after being presented with evidence the woman suffers from "auto-brewery syndrome" even though she blew a blood alcohol level more than four times the legal limit. "I had never heard of auto-brewery syndrome before this case," says attorney Joseph Marusak. "But I knew something was amiss when the hospital police took the woman to wanted to release her immediately because she wasn't exhibiting any symptoms." Also known as gut-fermentation syndrome, this rare medical condition can occur when abnormal amounts of gastrointestinal yeast convert common food carbohydrates into ethanol. The process is believed to take place in the small bowel, and is vastly different from the normal gut fermentation in the large bowel that gives our bodies energy.
If she has a condition that gives her a DUI, she shouldn't be driving, ever. Sucks for her but too bad.
Commercial potential for wino's tired of lining up for MD 20/20. Or for prisoners who can't readily get bottles - let your body do all the work! Maybe also as a supplement before a long posting in Saudi Arabia.
Or...
DUI means driving while under the influence of alcohol as measured by your blood alcohol content. It is alcohol in your blood that impairs your ability to drive. It doesn't matter how it got there. Whether you drink, take too much cough medicine, or have a medical condition that causes you to produce alcohol, it's still in your blood and impairing your ability to drive. Now, if it's a first offense, and the defendant didn't know they had the disease, I can see letting them off with a warning, but if the defendant knew about the condition then they have no business driving. Some medical conditions make it unsafe to drive. Blind people, for instance, can't drive. It sucks, but it happens.
If I can be modded down for being a troll, can I be modded up for being an orc, or a balrog?
I want that!
Because she blew a blood alcohol level of nearly 0.40, police procedure is to take the accused to a hospital, as that level is considered extremely life-threatening.
Why would medical professionals knowingly release a patient despite the knowledge she had life-threatening levels of alcohol in their body? Assuming they didn't diagnose her of the auto-brewery syndrome right away, you would think they would at least keep her overnight for observation.
This "auto-brewery syndrome" comes from overeating Twinkies, I suspect.
back in WWII. The patient was an enlisted man who would get falling down drunk after drinking milk. In his case, antibiotics cleared it up.
Until such a time the condition can be dealt with.
If she was unaware and could not reasonably be expected to be aware of her condition she should not face criminal charges (even a DUI charge). But only this time.
As it seems she is not yet over her condition, she should not be allowed to drive at all until such a time it is demonstrated she is medically fit to drive. The article makes no mention of such a limitation, so it seems the judge thinks she can continue driving drunk on self brewed alcohol.
...that's gotta get me out of something
Table-ized A.I.
And this promotion a getting wasted and driving will kill people. Will kill people.
So what happened if he drank alcohol? Did he go moo or something?
Oops, I mentioned cows on slashdot.
Table-ized A.I.
Complain about SWAB, get a story about the poop chute instead.
Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
No, the milk acted like a smart drug for some reason. While drinking it regularly, he was considered out standing in his field.
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about this condition in the 1970's. Slow new day? Besides, why on slashdot, it has been on google news for the last few days?
That iz dey atz of those teapublicanz.
And, here we see the intelligence of the average person that dislikes the Tea Party.
And that is the way of their kind.
Agreedz
I seem to remember reading about a family, that could turn sugar into alcohol right in their blood. They would also hypnotize possums into making a fire and roasting themselves. They were capable of other feats too, mostly motivated by laziness, of course. Can't find the author now, though...
In Soviet Washington the swamp drains you.
More than 10k per year that they kill.
Slash dot hates us.
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Your dildo is slipping out, want me to shove it back in?
This. So much this.
She's a living crime. She should not be allowed to exist.
It is not their fault you are a retard.
No medical evidence, a Googling lawyer, apply Occam's Razor leads me to conclude gullible judge.
The primary piece of evidence for the defence is that she was not showing any signs, but this is very common in functioning alcoholics, who become consummate liars to cover up their addiction.
Alcoholics build up a tolerance with their body masking physical symptoms. They learn to cover up the bigger tells and become consummate liars.
Apart from the legal stuff:
Does this mean she is at risk of being an alcoholic without any agency on her own part? Sure hope this sort of condition can be treated. Would really suck to be roped into alcoholism and its associated health problems by a stupid, dysfunctional gut flora.
They'd execute her because alcohol.
Being pissed all the time!
Hmm, on second thoughts, what is better? 1) to be pissed all the time, or 2) to have drinks every now and then?
Sadly, probably a sign of growing up, I now prefer intermittent drinking. I enjoy it as a contrast to my normal days.
When younger, I can remember being boozed for days. Really, the fun is in the first few hours, or perhaps evening. Less fun after that, exponential decay.
So, I feel sorry for her. Weird.
I can relate. My body synthesizes THC and it causes nothing but trouble.
These charges should not be dismissed, as there is no exception in the UMVC for "auto-brewery" syndrome, or any other medical condition for that matter.
The fact remains she blew 4 times the legal limit, which means she was DUI, period, end of story. There is no leeway in the law for things like this, and the intent of the legislators who wrote the law is clear - over the limit and you are statutory DUI, period.
Exactly. Your presence on the road is itself considered "damages", much as with statutory damages for copyright infringement.
There is a huge problem with legal limits. The affects of alcohol are different for everyone. I've known grown men who could down a 40oz of Rye in an evening and still be standing, coherent and functional. I've also known average sized adult men that after 2 beers were slurring and drunk.
Alcohol affects everyone differently. The fact that her homeostasis is 4x the legal limit means her body has probably adapted to the constant presence of alcohol and she wouldn't have any of the symptoms of being drunk.
We need to find a better way to judge someone's ability to operate a vehicle other than the amount of chemicals in their blood.
This woman should not take the blame for a medical condition that she did not know about.
On the other hand, in the age of government-subsidized health care, the government might argue that she "reasonably should have known" about it since her annual physical. Perhaps this case might be the excuse to pass a law requiring blood alcohol screening in the standard set of annual tests that insurers in the state must cover.
In some people, their gut leaks proteins out into the bloodstream. Gluten and Dairy are common. Even Soy. Said proteins can bind to neural receptors, act like opiods. It's believed to be one of the (many) causes of autism.
Though if antibiotics cleared it up...
But does this "tiny concentration of alcohol in everyone's blood" exceed 0.0050 percent (50 ppm)? If not, then it rounds down to 0.00.
There is also a federal statute called the Americans with Disabilities Act that requires employers to make reasonable accommodations for employees with disabilities.
as affluenza
Could breast feeding be regarded as contributing to the delinquency of a child? ...or a frat boy?
I see a sci-fi plot here. On hearing one of those "wish my date would vanish and make a pizza appear" jokes, a scientist develops foods that cause people to produce alcohol-rich milk.
Is being treated like dairy is an improvement over being treated like meat??
Aircraft Carriers.
And BTW, that WWII thing? You're still welcome.
She had four drinks that afternoon. Granted that shouldn't make her falling down drunk, but she was drinking and she was impaired.
Driving Under the Influence means deciding to drive when you are impaired so why does it matter if she drank alcohol or drank some other liquid/food which turned to alcohol/etc to impair her judgement?
"Anyone who stands out in the middle of a road looks like roadkill to me." --Linus
But way back in the 60s.. they used observational techniques to determine if the driver was impaired. Those had some civil rights issues - standards were not uniformly applied.
so they came up with the idea of a technological solution. They asked the AMA for what BAC would correspond to being too drunk to drive, and they went oh 0.10 or 0.15, something like that (basically without much research to back it up), so 0.10 became the limit.
After that, it's been steadily ratcheted down by neoprohibitionists like the changed MADD.
Yet she could become drunk while at the wheel. I agree--she's too dangerous to drive even if it's not her fault for the DUI.
Brewing is what people do to beer and coffee and perhaps other thing.
Her body makes alcohol. It is MAKING alcohol, not brewing beer, nor coffee or anything else.
Sig for hire.
Is there such a thing as large and small bowel or are these just different words for large and small intestine? A brief googling seems to suggest the latter. The summary mentions a fermentation process in the large bowel that generates energy. My understanding is that the large intestine does little more than adjust the water content. Anyone know whats the truth here?
For many decades there have been stories of "spontaneous combustion" of humans.
With the lower combustion point of alcohol this woman's story might lead to the answer of humans "spontaneous combustion" and thus solve a long standing issue.
In the USA the Occupational Safety and Health Administration would "Gal Dang" want to know of the humans, ie USA citizens, who have the ability to manufacture alcohol in their bodies!
Just think of it for a minute!
Back on September 11, 2001, three groups of Saudi (mostly) and Egyptian (few) homeless men commandeered three commercial airliner aircraft from different locations from New Jersey and New York airports.
And!, having three humans whose bodies can manufacture alcohol placed in the New York Trade Center Tower One and Tower Two and one in the Pentagon, Virginia, the Government of Saudi Arabia was in position to render GOD's HELL FIRE on the citizens of the United States of America on September 11, 2001, those citizen who the SAUDI GOVERNMENT hates with a vengeance! even more than their hatred of the Persians of Iran.
Question: Do the "Emaciates" of Saudi Arabia and the "Emaciates" Iran deserve an Adolph Hitler to comfort their sexual desires?
Answer: No need to speak! I better be quiet! "Run Deep, Run Silent"!
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Are you seriously arguing *for* government mandated [screenings for] a medical condition? Seriously?
I was more predicting that others will likely argue for it. Occasionally arguing positions that one does not favor keeps discussion from collapsing into an echo chamber.
Who's ever heard of such a condition...oh, other than all the boomers who saw the sixties tv show about father and son lawyers in practice together, and the father defended a guy who had it. He got the judge's ok, and had him eating crackers in the courtroom, and proved, by the time he called him up, that he was drunk.
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