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South Korea To Restart Propaganda Loudspeakers Along Border

jones_supa writes: South Korea has said that it will resume anti-Pyongyang loudspeaker broadcasts this week along the heavily fortified border with North Korea in retaliation of Pyongyang's claimed hydrogen bomb test. The broadcasts will resume at noon on Friday, told Cho Tae-yong, deputy chief of the presidential office of national security. Cho added that South Korean troops maintain combat readiness and will sternly retaliate against North Korea if Pyongyang follows with a provocation. In August, South resumed the broadcasts for the first time in 11 years in retaliation for the North's land-mine attack that maimed two South Korean soldiers. The two sides later held days of intensive high-level talks and produced a deal in which South agreed to stop propaganda broadcasts unless an abnormal situation occurs. Which now did.

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  1. it was an inevitable progression, to say the least by nimbius · · Score: 5, Funny

    south korea: things have been peaceful lately, lets turn off those loudspeakers. im sure the residents near the border would like a good nights sleep and the electric bill is getting a little out of hand...
    DPRK: AT LAST! we have, under our glorious leaders infallable guidance, finally created and detonated a HYDROGEN BOMB. cower before the might of our glorious nuclear harbinger of the wests final demise!
    south korea: ...Get Psy on the phone. Ask his producer what its going to cost to get a chipmunk christmas remix of Gangnam Style at every border outpost by tomorrow morning.
    DPRK: the glory of allmighty leader cannot be denied! his wisdom and purity will cleanse the west in a fiery blaze of enlightenment and retribution for the...
    south korea: pick up a copy of whatever Biebers got out this year while you're at it...

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    Good people go to bed earlier.
  2. Re:it was an inevitable progression, to say the le by MiniMike · · Score: 4, Funny

    south korea: a chipmunk christmas remix of Gangnam Style at every border outpost by tomorrow morning.

    Might constitute a war crime (torture, superfluous injury, unnecessary suffering), as technically they're still at war.

    south korea: pick up a copy of whatever Biebers got out this year while you're at it...

    Yeah, definitely a war crime...

  3. Re:it was an inevitable progression, to say the le by jandersen · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... south korea: pick up a copy of whatever Biebers got out this year while you're at it...

    Look, let's not go overboard, OK? I know, the set off a H-bomb, but we should be proportionate in our response.