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Caltech Astronomers Say a Ninth Planet Lurks Beyond Pluto (sciencemag.org)

sciencehabit writes: The solar system may have a new ninth planet. Today, two scientists announced evidence that a body nearly the size of Neptune — but as yet unseen — orbits the sun every 15,000 years. During the solar system's infancy 4.5 billion years ago, they say, the giant planet was knocked out of the planet-forming region near the sun. Slowed down by gas, the planet settled into a distant elliptical orbit, where it still lurks today. Here's a link to the full academic paper published in The Astronomical Journal.

258 comments

  1. Tenth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    or 15th if you want to count some of the other semi-small planets.

    1. Re:Tenth by unixisc · · Score: 0

      Pluto had been demoted a while back from planetary status

    2. Re:Tenth by Hognoxious · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Piss on a fusebox, you aspie fucktard.

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    3. Re:Tenth by Alypius · · Score: 2

      Well, that escalated quickly...

    4. Re:Tenth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He was on the wrong thread; he thought this was the Jeb Bush thread.

      CAP === 'precise'

    5. Re:Tenth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      VOTE UP INSIGHTFUL +5

      captcha: perfect

      ahahahah indeed

    6. Re:Tenth by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 0

      Well, that escalated quickly...

      You know what ELSE escalated quickly? World War II and Hitler!

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    7. Re:Tenth by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 2

      You wouldn't say that if you cared about the children!!

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    8. Re:Tenth by LihTox · · Score: 1

      or 15th if you want to count some of the other semi-small planets.

      Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Ceres, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto, Haumea, Makemake, Eris what's number 14? (Charon?)

    9. Re:Tenth by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      That's because we didn't have unixisc (alias Captain Obvious) to tell us that Hitler was a bit naughty.

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    10. Re:Tenth by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      Pluto is a planet and that makes this new one "Planet 10."

      And we'll be going there real soon.

    11. Re:Tenth by h33t+l4x0r · · Score: 1

      Pluto marked the point when they started naming planets after Mickey Mouse animals, so the new planet will be named Goofy or Donald.

    12. Re:Tenth by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      if you want to count some of the other semi-small planets.

      I have spent considerable time sitting on the sidelines over this.

      About a year ago, I was introduced to Hal Levison's (you give a serious shit about this ; then you don't need introduced to Levison ; if you need introduced to Levison, then you're a dilettante) "Hand-waving argument", which steers a fine line between technical detail and, well the "hand-waving" of the title.

      The basic idea is that growing planets balance between accretion (of their growing peers) and ejection (by their growing peers), and objects that don't pass those tests are not planets.

      I refer the honourable reader (and the less honourable questioner, an AC [Hawk, Spit}) in particular to the final graph where Pluto's outstanding nature in respect of these criteria is clearly shown.

      I wasn't terribly happy about the IAU's decision (I supported the "self-gravitating to a sphere" criterion), but I now better understand their reasoning. And I accept it.

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    13. Re:Tenth by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      naming planets after Mickey Mouse animals, so the new planet will be named Goofy or Donald.

      So ... sorry, I don't recall the cartoon where a bombastic idiot called Donald ran for president.

      No ... wait ... it's coming to me ... It's Scrooge McDuck, trying to buy a presidency. No? (Or am I conflating cartoon idiots I've never seen?)

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    14. Re:Tenth by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Vesta? Though it's not-quite-round shape in my eyes makes it a very large asteroid more than a planet.

  2. Well, I guess we'll know in a few thousand years by NotDrWho · · Score: 1

    With a 15,000 earth-year long orbit of the sun, it could be a while before this is anything more than an inference.

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  3. Waiting for Nibiru / Planet X morons.... by phishybongwaters · · Score: 4, Funny

    To tell us how this planet oscillates the chemtrails so the 911 nuclear aliens can open up communications with the illuminati and space lizards to bring on the new world order and force us into fema camps.

  4. Confused... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But I thought that Pluto isn't a planet?

    1. Re:Confused... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which is why they said "ninth" rather than "tenth". What's the problem?

    2. Re:Confused... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Math are hard.

    3. Re:Confused... by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

      So is grammar, apparently.

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  5. Ninth, mofo. by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 2

    Ninth. If you RTFA you'll see that the paths of many of the other semi-small dwarf planets were used to intuit the existence of a real ninth planet.

    1. Re:Ninth, mofo. by frovingslosh · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yea, Dwarf planets are not planets any more than dwarf people are people.

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    2. Re:Ninth, mofo. by Rei · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Sorry, but many of us feel that the IAU's redefinition was a huge mistake. Including for example most of the New Horizons team. Heck, even when you press supporters of the concept of defining planets based on orbital characteristics rather than hydrostatic equilibrium you find that even most of them will admit that the definition as it stands is a mess and should be revisited. It's self-contradictory, vague, full of holes and creates more linguistic confusion than it solves.

      It's worth adding that if we go by the IAU's definition, this thing - despite being 10 times bigger than the Earth - would almost certainly not be considered a planet, due to its distant elliptical orbit.

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    3. Re:Ninth, mofo. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      you racist

    4. Re:Ninth, mofo. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      you dwarfist

    5. Re:Ninth, mofo. by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 4, Funny

      >> Dwarf planets are not planets any more than dwarf people are people.

      Dwarf planets are not planets any more than daddy long-legs spiders are not spiders.
      Dwarf planets are not planets any more than Komodo dragons are not dragons.
      Dwarf planets are not planets any more than Fool's Gold is not gold.

      I think we can agree that English isn't the best language for science. Where are we going with this?

    6. Re:Ninth, mofo. by bondsbw · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm not sure why you inserted "not" before the predicates of the subordinate clauses in your sentences. You changed the structure of the analogy.

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    7. Re:Ninth, mofo. by bondsbw · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's kind of like the term "marriage". Its meaning is different depending on who you ask. Some believe it is a religious concept, some believe it is a legal concept, and some feel it is both.

      I think we can all agree that the proper term for Pluto is "gay planet".

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    8. Re: Ninth, mofo. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah! Whut he sayin. Ya fuckin dummy.

    9. Re:Ninth, mofo. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Dwarf planets are not planets any more than daddy long-legs spiders are not spiders.

      Do you mean harvestmen (opiliones) or cellar spiders (pholcidae)?

    10. Re:Ninth, mofo. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      It's worth adding that if we go by the IAU's definition, this thing - despite being 10 times bigger than the Earth - would almost certainly not be considered a planet, due to its distant elliptical orbit.

      Assuming it exists, it orbits the sun, it is large enough to be round, and it's big enough it probably has "cleared its neighborhood". I think you're confused. Hydrostatic equilibrium is part of the definition. This must either be a planet or a dwarf planet. I can forgive the New Horizons team for being butthurt, but it's still a stupid argument.

    11. Re:Ninth, mofo. by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 1

      >> Do you mean harvestmen (opiliones) or cellar spiders (pholcidae)?

      Opiliones, for sure. Even my three-year-old daughter knew it was OK to pick up the former and squish the latter.

    12. Re:Ninth, mofo. by dpidcoe · · Score: 1

      Dwarf planets are not planets any more than daddy long-legs spiders are not spiders.

      er, Pholcidae are most definitely spiders.

    13. Re:Ninth, mofo. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're wrong Sheldon

    14. Re:Ninth, mofo. by Ken+D · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's actually a trans planet. Trans-neptunian that is.

    15. Re:Ninth, mofo. by Rei · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Assuming it exists, it orbits the sun, it is large enough to be round, and it's big enough it probably has "cleared its neighborhood"

      It has as mentioned a semi-major axis of around 700AU. That's 23 times more than Neptune. It has a mass of about 10Me, or 58% of Neptune. Its Margot discriminant would be less than a tenth of Mars' (lowest in the solar system). Plus, it's highly elliptical (e=0.6), meaning it has a far broader neighborhood to clear (something not taken into account in the discriminant).

      Hydrostatic equilibrium is part of the definition.

        Planetary scientists wanted a definition based solely around hydrostatic equilibrium; the main group pushing for an orbital dynamics definition was astrophysicists. The original draft was based around hydrostatic equilibrium, so many of them left, content that they'd either get a hydrostatic equilibrium definition or no definition at all.

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    16. Re:Ninth, mofo. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At some point in the future, the Moon will have moved far enough away that the Earth will no longer have "cleared" its neighborhood and the Earth will no longer be a planet.

    17. Re:Ninth, mofo. by Radio+Bill · · Score: 2

      Hot ziggity! Planet-X!!!

    18. Re:Ninth, mofo. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      And while we're at it, do planets really lurk?

      CAP === 'juices'

    19. Re:Ninth, mofo. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yea, Dwarf planets are not planets any more than dwarf people are people.

      That's politically incorrect, they prefer to be called Little Planets.

    20. Re:Ninth, mofo. by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      Is Dwarf Star a classification of stars or an entirely different thing?

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    21. Re:Ninth, mofo. by Coren22 · · Score: 2

      Heck, Jupiter hasn't cleared its neighborhood. The Trojan and Greek asteroids are in the same orbit as it, I guess we have to demote Jupiter next.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

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    22. Re:Ninth, mofo. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And while we're at it, do planets really lurk?

      CAP === 'juices'

      Dwarf planets do, just like the so-called dwarf people do. They lurk.

    23. Re:Ninth, mofo. by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 3, Insightful

      We prefer the term 'compact planet'.

    24. Re:Ninth, mofo. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think we can all agree that the proper term for Pluto is "gay planet".

      No planet that far is happy enough to bubble with excitement.

    25. Re:Ninth, mofo. by Rei · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The whole "cleared the neighborhood" thing is based on a lie anyway. The vast majority of planets didn't clear their neighborhods. Jupiter**, and to a lesser extent Saturn, did. Mars' lack of influence on its neighborhood can be seen by how low of a percentage of asteroids are in a resonance with it.

      Can we stop with the pretending that planets like Mars are responsible for sweeping their orbits clean? No models support this.

      It's funny, but you see almost the exact same reason given by everyone interviewed who voted for the IAU definition - always a variant of "I don't want my daughter to have to memorize the names of 50 planets". As if that's even remotely any sort of scientific argument, as if we should say there's only 8 rivers in the world or 8 bones in the human body and all others are "dwarf rivers" and "dwarf bones" that aren't really rivers and bones, in order to make it easier for schoolkids.

      They had their preconceived concept - they wanted a low, memorizeable number of planets - and tried to create a definition to fit it. And failed miserably at it. Now we've got a definition where a "Dwarf X" is not an X, despite the fact that in astronomy (and almost everywhere else) "Dwarf X" always denotes a type of X - dwarf stars, dwarf galaxies, etc. We've got a definition based on poorly defined concepts like "neighborhood". We've got a definition that arbitrarily excludes exoplanets from being planets, which is a terminology disaster. We have a definition that runs contrary to what people associate with the word "planet" - they expect "big round object floating through space around a star" - if it's pulled itself into a sphere, they think "planet", if it's lumpy then they think "not a planet".

      We had a perfectly good dividing line: hydrostatic equilibrium. It's not just what the public expects the word to mean. Collapse into hydrostatic equilibrium produces altered minerals, releases of energy, fluids, and all sorts of things - they're the place you'd go to study planetary evolution, search for life, etc. Bodies that have not collapsed into hydrostatic equilibrium are where you'd go to study primordial materials, the origins of the solar system, etc. They're fundamentally different bodies.

      And for that matter, what sort of nonsensical grouping is it that says that Mercury is more like Jupiter than it is Ceres? Want to pinch off some bodies from the list of planets? Go all the way. We have the inner planets, we have the gas giants, we have the ice giants.... IMHO I really like Stern's multi-classification approach. You have an adjective which describes the size and whether it's in hydrostatic equlibrium - say, superdwarf, dwarf, giant, supergiant, etc; you have a compositional term, such as terrestrial, gas/hydrogen, ice, etc - and you have an orbital term, such as "planet" (body that orbits around a star), "moon" (body that orbits around a planet"), and so forth. When describing a body, you can use as many or as few of the components as you need to.

      (** Hell, if I really wanted to nitpick, I could point out that the definition requires planets orbit the sun. Jupiter orbits the Sun-Jupiter barycentre, which is not inside the sun. You can say "close enough", but where do you draw the cutoff line?)

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    26. Re: Ninth, mofo. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dwarf stars, dark stars, stars of David -- I'm hoping Trump gets elected so he can do away with all this riff-raff (or "scum" as he would probably say).

    27. Re:Ninth, mofo. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'Clearing the neighborhood' means that it is the gravitationally dominant object in that orbit. The Trojan and Greek asteroids are in Jupiter's Lagrangian points, and very much dominated by its gravitational pull. Next argument, please.

    28. Re:Ninth, mofo. by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 1

      Fun size.

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    29. Re:Ninth, mofo. by plopez · · Score: 1

      I would call it closer to Goofy

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    30. Re:Ninth, mofo. by DahGhostfacedFiddlah · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think we can agree that English isn't the best language for analogies. Where are we going with this?

    31. Re:Ninth, mofo. by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 1

      'Clearing the neighborhood' means that it is the gravitationally dominant object in that orbit.

      Since when is that an accurate parsing of the phrase?

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    32. Re:Ninth, mofo. by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 1

      Dwarf planets are not planets any more than daddy long-legs spiders are not spiders.

      er, Pholcidae are most definitely spiders.

      OK but they're not daddies.

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    33. Re:Ninth, mofo. by Beezlebub33 · · Score: 1

      (** Hell, if I really wanted to nitpick, I could point out that the definition requires planets orbit the sun. Jupiter orbits the Sun-Jupiter barycentre, which is not inside the sun. You can say "close enough", but where do you draw the cutoff line?)

      Wait...what? I had no idea. My intuition has always been that the Sun is so massive compared to the planets that of course the barycenter was inside the sun. But, the sun being "only" 1000 times as massive as Jupiter means that the barycenter is about 1/1000 of the way between their center of masses, which puts it just outside the sun.

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    34. Re:Ninth, mofo. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It depends on what you're talking about. A yellow dwarf, like our sun, is a star. A brown dwarf, like "Nemesis", is not a star.

    35. Re:Ninth, mofo. by Hylandr · · Score: 1

      If Dwarf People aren't really people then is Dwarf-Sex really Sex ?

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    36. Re:Ninth, mofo. by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      Agreed, as hardly is the orbit cleared if there is all kinds of crap in the lagrange points.

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    37. Re:Ninth, mofo. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do not taunt happy fun plannet.

    38. Re:Ninth, mofo. by avandesande · · Score: 1

      A nice easy classification would be to call them '20C' planets, short for '20th Century Planets' . This makes schoolchildren happy and covers the planets that are most relevant to us(for now) without being false or inaccurate.

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    39. Re:Ninth, mofo. by Hylandr · · Score: 2

      These IAU peeps can suck eggs.

      I will continue to call Pluto a planet despite what some overgrown astronomy club thinks it should be called.

      There's too many diverse celestial objects to try and identify with legalese. The U.S. Government can't even describe a home loan in less than 10k pages, the trend these boffins suggest would deforest this planet and any others found to posses fibrous growths that could be used for paper.

      Occam's Razor: Planets are spherical and orbit a sun, moons can be any shape and orbit planets.

      Done.

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    40. Re:Ninth, mofo. by Dcnjoe60 · · Score: 1

      you racist

      Actually, little people aren't a separate ethnicity. So racist is the wrong term to use. Bigot would work, however.

    41. Re:Ninth, mofo. by Dcnjoe60 · · Score: 2

      >> Dwarf planets are not planets any more than dwarf people are people.

      Dwarf planets are not planets any more than daddy long-legs spiders are not spiders.
      Dwarf planets are not planets any more than Komodo dragons are not dragons.
      Dwarf planets are not planets any more than Fool's Gold is not gold.

      I think we can agree that English isn't the best language for science. Where are we going with this?

      Two and three are correct, but there definitely is a real daddy long-legs spider. It's just that most people misidentify an creature known as a harvestmen as a daddy long-legs spider, which obviously, it is not.

    42. Re:Ninth, mofo. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By that line of reasoning, am I still a virgin?

    43. Re:Ninth, mofo. by dpidcoe · · Score: 1

      They most definitely are. There are 3 different species commonly referred to as "daddy longlegs" in North America: Opiliones (harvestmen), not a true spider; Diptera (crane fly), sometimes also called "mosquito eaters" or "mosquito hawks"; and Pholcidae (cellar spiders), an actual spider.

      Wikipedia makes reference to all three species as "daddy longlegs". If you're going to quibble about "daddy longlegs" vs "daddy longlegs spider", here's an article referencing Pholcidae as "daddy longlegs spider": http://spiders.ucr.edu/daddylo...

    44. Re:Ninth, mofo. by harperska · · Score: 2

      Occam's Razor: Planets are spherical and orbit a sun, moons can be any shape and orbit planets.

      Done.

      I prefer a definition where planet and moon are not mutually exclusive. The object most like Pluto by mass and composition in the solar system is Triton, and vice versa. They probably both started out with similar orbits in the same region. Then one was captured into Neptune's orbit, and the other only captured into Neptune's orbital resonance. One therefore is a moon, but I would argue that both should be considered planets as they are equal in every way except by accident of location. So I propose that a planet is simply a celestial object that is in hydrostatic equilibrium and is not a star. A planet may then be a moon, an exoplanet, or even a rogue planet that got ejected from its origin star.

    45. Re:Ninth, mofo. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck off, Sheldon.

    46. Re:Ninth, mofo. by pugugly · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Yeah that was the first thing that went through my mind - Under current planetary evolution theories, despite it's size it has almost certainly not cleared it's neighborhood.

      Which is of course the *exact* problem many people had with the definition, and I really hope this turns out to be real and they have to deal with a 'Dwarf Planet' ten times Earth Mass.

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    47. Re:Ninth, mofo. by Hylandr · · Score: 1

      This is why Aliens don't give us nice things !

      by accident of location

      On this we can agree, Hypothesis as to how they obtained their position scores very high on the 'guess' scale of 'educated guess'. I would agree on the Hydro-static balance but I feel there is a very real relationship to a planet and it's captured moon.

      Planets can be moons to each other for certain. I guess the final definition in that equation would be which one orbits the other.

      I can agree with your assessment.

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    48. Re:Ninth, mofo. by Rei · · Score: 1

      Just take a page from their book and define the IAU. I suggest something like "A naval-gazing association dedicated to spending grant money to travel to remote locales to drink and make things up in the name of science."

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    49. Re:Ninth, mofo. by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      I will continue to call Pluto a planet despite what some overgrown astronomy club thinks it should be called

      Yup lol

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    50. Re:Ninth, mofo. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At some point in the future, the Moon will have moved far enough away that the Earth will no longer have "cleared" its neighborhood and the Earth will no longer be a planet.

      Moons are different. As for our moon moving far enough away from the earth that may happen in the far distant future if our planet survives the sun's transformation to a red giant in about five billion years from now. Somehow I don't think our species will be around to care one way or the other and I am positive the Universe is not interested.

    51. Re:Ninth, mofo. by sexconker · · Score: 1

      Bigotry refers to rejecting someone else's opinions without considering them because they are not your own.
      It has nothing to do with being mean or hateful. It originated with religion. A bigot is basically someone who says "I'm right, you're wrong, BECAUSE!".
      However, the media and SJW crowd have turned the word bigot into a weapon and misused it terribly.

    52. Re:Ninth, mofo. by Hylandr · · Score: 1

      Gah, this was supposed to be for Harperska

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    53. Re:Ninth, mofo. by Dcnjoe60 · · Score: 0

      Bigotry refers to rejecting someone else's opinions without considering them because they are not your own.
      It has nothing to do with being mean or hateful. It originated with religion. A bigot is basically someone who says "I'm right, you're wrong, BECAUSE!".
      However, the media and SJW crowd have turned the word bigot into a weapon and misused it terribly.

      I relied on Mirriam-Webster's definition (http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/bigot ). Maybe in the past it meant what you say, but the way it is used today does not reflect what you say. Bigotry, today, is about prejudice and intolerance. For instance, all racists are bigots, but all bigots are not racists.

      The original post about little people, was bigotry because it used a derogatory label -- dwarfs. Just like, referring to somebody who is mentally challenged as retarded is, too. Since we can choose the word we use to describe others, the actual choice of words we use reveals our own prejudices.

    54. Re:Ninth, mofo. by Mal-2 · · Score: 1

      How dare you oppress trans-Neptunian celestial bodies, you cis-Neptunian shitlord! /s

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    55. Re: Ninth, mofo. by jofas · · Score: 1

      One ought not mix lines of reason with virginity status.

    56. Re:Ninth, mofo. by Opyros · · Score: 2

      They certainly never post anything.

    57. Re:Ninth, mofo. by kenai_alpenglow · · Score: 2

      Careful...as one who some might consider "dwarf" or "little person"---I would be more offended by "little person" (What, I'm a kid?!) then "dwarf" (Hoo-ah! Don't get in my way--remember Lord of the Rings?). Or I can chose to ignore all this stupid PC excrement and just not be offended by either...

    58. Re:Ninth, mofo. by mcswell · · Score: 1

      Daikini-ist!

    59. Re:Ninth, mofo. by mcswell · · Score: 1

      Are you a man, or a mouse?

    60. Re:Ninth, mofo. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But, the sun being "only" 1000 times as massive as Jupiter means that the barycenter is about 1/1000 of the way between their center of masses, which puts it just outside the sun.

      Inverse square, moron.

    61. Re:Ninth, mofo. by lokedhs · · Score: 1

      Except that schoolchildren today learn that there are 8 planets. Telling them that there are nine would confuse them just as much as you were confused when the number was dropped to 8.

    62. Re:Ninth, mofo. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I fucked a midget chick once. She died due to massive internal damage. Her body was just too small for my massive cock.

    63. Re:Ninth, mofo. by siliconsmiley · · Score: 1

      Can we name it Pluto?

    64. Re:Ninth, mofo. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought it was due to happen earlier, but the two will be co-orbiting and tidally locked, so it'll still be under terran control.

      In any case, GP is an asshat.

    65. Re:Ninth, mofo. by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Maybe I'll make up my own definition. Spherical bodies in hydrostatic equilibrium are planets. There are some that are more important, and are known as major planets: Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune.

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    66. Re:Ninth, mofo. by cwsumner · · Score: 1

      But do you have a beard? 8-)

      I have a good beard, but they still would not let me be a Dwarf. 8-(

    67. Re:Ninth, mofo. by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      Is Dwarf Star a classification of stars or an entirely different thing?

      It's a star which is not a giant.

      Meanwhile, a giant star is "a star with substantially larger radius and luminosity than a main-sequence (or dwarf) star of the same surface temperature."

      Basically, if you were to do the "separate this pile of examples into classes" exercise (you did do this in your basic biology class, didn't you?) on stars, you'd find two classes that account for the large majority of cases would fall into two classes, with a much smaller (this is important) number of intermediates.

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    68. Re:Ninth, mofo. by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      It's worth adding that if we go by the IAU's definition, this thing - despite being 10 times bigger than the Earth - would almost certainly not be considered a planet, due to its distant elliptical orbit.

      No, it would (probably) not be considered a planet unless it was demonstrated that it had no bodies nearby which had enough proximity and mass to potentially eject it from Solar control.

      The criteria are reasonably clear (astronomy, like my native geology has many confounding cases, because nature doesn't like to fit into our boxes), but gathering reliable evidence is going to be difficult. WTF - I help oil companies spend hundreds of millions of dollars searching for oil reserves - that's not easy either.

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    69. Re:Ninth, mofo. by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      Heck, Jupiter hasn't cleared its neighborhood.

      You misunderstand what the IAU mean by "cleared".

      Do you think it is possible for the Greeks and Trojans to conspire together to eject Zeus (Jupiter) from the Heavens? Even Homer would be using his groping-stick to club you to Hades.

      FYI - a more reasoned expression of the technical argument.

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  6. Here's my fun for today by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Slowed down by gas, __________ settled into a distant elliptical orbit, where it still lurks today."

    1. Re:Here's my fun for today by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Too late, it's called Nibiru.

    2. Re:Here's my fun for today by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, that was me.

      "Slowed down by gas, I settled into a distant elliptical orbit, where I still lurk today."

      Wednesday's special is chile rellenos at the cafeteria. Sorry.

      Yeah, working late tonight. Really, sorry. I am sorry.

      "Size of Neptune"

      Uh, I'm working on that. Trying to walk more. Stairs, not the elevator. Sorry, really. Sorry.

    3. Re:Here's my fun for today by ClickOnThis · · Score: 1

      From the article:

      The planet is thought to be gaseous, similar to Uranus

      Hehehehe ... um, excuse me.

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    4. Re:Here's my fun for today by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      Donald Trump in 2017.

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  7. Perhaps Sitchin was right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...and here comes Nibiru?

    Hint: +1 Funny

    1. Re:Perhaps Sitchin was right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is it funny? Because it stands most religions on it's head if it's right?
      He took ancient texts, took a different reading of them than is orthodox, and made a wild prediction that's looking like it's true.
      It's not proof yet, but definitely +1 interesting.

  8. Re:Waiting for Nibiru / Planet X morons.... by luis_a_espinal · · Score: 1

    To tell us how this planet oscillates the chemtrails so the 911 nuclear aliens can open up communications with the illuminati and space lizards to bring on the new world order and force us into fema camps.

    ^^^ Pure win.

  9. Lets call it ... by frovingslosh · · Score: 1

    Lets name this planet Pluto and really piss off Neil deGrasse Glactus.

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    1. Re: Lets call it ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pluto will be a planet again, hear that all you dwarf planet bigots!

    2. Re:Lets call it ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it will be named Styx, because we'll need to explore the interactions of Brown's Styx with Uranus.

    3. Re:Lets call it ... by The-Ixian · · Score: 1

      There is already a planet with that name.... so, in true gamer fashion, we will not let that deter us.

      We shall call it: xXPlutoXx

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    4. Re:Lets call it ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder if there is an intersection between the climate change deniers, chem-trails cult and the Pluto-tards.

      Pluto isn't a planet, deal with it.

  10. Re:Well, I guess we'll know in a few thousand year by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Again, from TFA, we could perform a narrow infrared scan of the possible path until we find it. (We just did one ruling out "Saturn-sized" objects nearby, but this planet is smaller.) The authors expect discovery and confirmation within about 5 years.

  11. Re:Well, I guess we'll know in a few thousand year by Rei · · Score: 5, Informative

    Not really. There's going to be some very powerful telescopes involved in survey work coming online over the course of the next decade that should dramatically increase our detection capability. My favorite is the LSST which should, for example, move from our current knowledge of about 1% of 100km+ KBOs to nearly 100%. And one can expect even more powerful telescopes in the decades after that.

    Next decade, whenever anything is detected, we'll also have James Webb to get a better look at it.

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  12. Pluto can be a planet again by voislav98 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Step 1: Rename Pluto
    Step 2: Name the new planet Pluto
    Step 3: Profit!

    1. Re:Pluto can be a planet again by jfdavis668 · · Score: 1

      We can rename Pluto to Goofy, to stay with the Disney theme.

    2. Re:Pluto can be a planet again by Fire_Wraith · · Score: 2

      Call it Pluto 2: Pluto's Revenge.

    3. Re:Pluto can be a planet again by Infoport · · Score: 1

      While I like Pluto as a planet, it makes more sense for the new planet to be named Goofy, while Pluto remains the same.
      Just as the two characters were both dogs, but Pluto was subserviant to Goofy, and treated with less rights, based perhaps on some of his other characteristics.

      With the new planet named Goofy, the class division can still hold.

    4. Re:Pluto can be a planet again by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      Pluto is Mickey's dog, not Goofy's.

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    5. Re:Pluto can be a planet again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No Goofy, no. To stay with the Sheldon theme. Well just rename the current Pluto to Plutocracy in celebration of how many of Earth's major powers are run and rename the "new discovery" from Nemesis (as it was called before) to Pluto.

    6. Re:Pluto can be a planet again by LihTox · · Score: 1

      Cupid?

    7. Re:Pluto can be a planet again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      Pluto is Mickey's dog, not Goofy's.

      The point is that both Pluto and Goofy were dogs but Goofy was treated like an equal (and everyman) and Pluto like a pet.

    8. Re:Pluto can be a planet again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Neil deGrasse Tyson will say orbit must be less than 15000 years to be called a planet.

      Pluto denied planetary admission, version 2

    9. Re:Pluto can be a planet again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pluto is also a member of the Roman pantheon, like most of the other planets, whereas Goofy is not.

    10. Re:Pluto can be a planet again by HiThere · · Score: 1

      This isn't heavy enough to have been the hypothesized Nemesis. It's also too close.

      IIRC, calculations indicated that Nemesis would need to be a brown dwarf and to be about half a light year out. (I actually remember further, but I can't believe it, so I shortened the distance to something that felt reasonable, and "sounded" about like the distance I remembered, even if it wasn't the same magnitude.)

      The memory I'm rejecting had Nemesis being a distant binary companion to the sun that was about 5 light years away. That's further than Alpha Centauri, but Alpha and Proxima Centauri have different orbital velocities which mean they are not in a stable relationship with the sun.

      Well, honestly, different people had different ideas as to what Nemesis might be, but I don't think any of them were as light as Neptune.

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    11. Re:Pluto can be a planet again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plutoo!

  13. Don't believe it by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

    Unless I read it on Forbes, I ain't believing it.

    1. Re:Don't believe it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      But this is sciencehabit, not ShillsWithABang.

  14. Dear Ethan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Please read TFA and consider it a good example of how to write something informative, accessible and entertaining, but most importantly not hosted on forbes.

  15. Re:Well, I guess we'll know in a few thousand year by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 5, Funny

    Next decade, whenever anything is detected, we'll also have James Webb to get a better look at it.

    If we're lucky, James will bring his telescope. :-)

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  16. Re:Well, I guess we'll know in a few thousand year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With a 15,000 earth-year long orbit of the sun, it could be a while before this is anything more than an inference.

    Uh, no, that's not how celestial mechanics work in the solar system. Sorry.

  17. Re:Waiting for Nibiru / Planet X morons.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dude, made my day! Rock on...

  18. I KNEW IT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    This finally explains all the times my horoscope wasn't entirely accurate. With this new input, I'm sure that I will be able to use my horoscope to see what the stars have for me and I will be able to intelligently make life-decisions knowing how they are arranged.

    N.B. - I started the above in jest, but let's observe a moment of silence for the poor folks who actually feel that way.

    1. Re:I KNEW IT! by jfdavis668 · · Score: 1

      When the Moon is in the second house, and Neptune aligns with Uranus...

    2. Re:I KNEW IT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Horoscopes are almost always "accurate."

      A typical horoscope in the paper:

      "Virgo - look both ways before crossing the street."

      See? Accurate!

    3. Re:I KNEW IT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I prefer Neptune NOT to be aligned with my anus.

    4. Re:I KNEW IT! by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

      Careful. You're going to end up having to explain accuracy and precision and their differences if you keep making sense like that.

    5. Re:I KNEW IT! by clovis · · Score: 1

      Horoscopes are almost always "accurate."

      A typical horoscope in the paper:

      "Virgo - look both ways before crossing the street."

      See? Accurate!

      The advice is good, but incomplete.
      His pattern indicates two-dimensional thinking.

    6. Re:I KNEW IT! by Rei · · Score: 1

      I like Dara o'Brian's notion that racism is way better than astrology. You know, there's only 12 zodiac signs that people can have, but racists can easily break the world up into far more groups than that. Just bring in a racist daily to write the forecast for you. "It's going to be a good day for the Jews...."

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    7. Re:I KNEW IT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the inaccuracies in your horoscope can be explained by a Nepture-sized planet in a particular constellation, then please tell astronomers the constellation. It will narrow down their search by a factor of 12.

    8. Re:I KNEW IT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like Dara o'Brian's notion that racism is way better than astrology. You know, there's only 12 zodiac signs that people can have, but racists can easily break the world up into far more groups than that. Just bring in a racist daily to write the forecast for you. "It's going to be a good day for the Jews...."

      Am I the only one who hears Millhouse asking, "It's clear sailing for the Jews, right?" followed by Lisa's nervous reaction, "Uh, more or less."

    9. Re:I KNEW IT! by HiThere · · Score: 1

      I had a friend who took astrology quite seriously. He wrote a computer program to compute his horoscope, and then started customizing it by adding in asteroids so he could figure out their influence. I think he ended up with over 100 variables, which meant about 100 factorial relationships.

      It was naturally impossible to prove him wrong. But he did get a job as a programmer.

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    10. Re:I KNEW IT! by lokedhs · · Score: 1

      Left and right. That sounds one-dimensional to me.

    11. Re:I KNEW IT! by clovis · · Score: 1

      Left and right. That sounds one-dimensional to me.

      Heh, good one.

      I would like to claim that I was counting crossing the street as the second dimension, but I only thought of that just now, so I can't make that claim honorably.

    12. Re:I KNEW IT! by RockDoctor · · Score: 1
      I observed a moment, but it was accompanied by the sound of piss-diluted beer splashing into the pan, then a flush.

      I consider that an appropriate sacrifice to the minds of idiots.

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    13. Re:I KNEW IT! by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      Neptune aligns with Uranus...

      ... you're going to discover what triple penetration by a trident means.

      Take strong painkillers, as soon as possible.

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  19. Re:Waiting for Nibiru / Planet X morons.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    answer: OBAMA

  20. Does it count as "evidence" by necro81 · · Score: 3, Funny

    A computer model that predicts the existence of a ninth planet (of substantial mass, ejected into a distant orbit, early in the solar system) does not, by the usual scientific method, constitute evidence. Evidence of its existence would be certain observables that others could also observe and verify: perturbations in the orbits of other planets, detection in a telescope, etc.

    This is a prediction by a hypothesis - nothing more. I could create a model that predicts the existence of dragons that fart nerve gas - that does not count as "evidence of an impending apocalypse," although that would surely generate many clicks.

    1. Re:Does it count as "evidence" by rockabilly · · Score: 1

      Good point. It is cool stuff though. You would figure with all the tech we have available that finding this thing would be accomplished by now.

    2. Re: Does it count as "evidence" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. This is just expensive though experiments that are corporate welfare. Republicans love "space."

    3. Re:Does it count as "evidence" by asylumx · · Score: 1

      Evidence, yes. Proof, no.

    4. Re:Does it count as "evidence" by mothlos · · Score: 3, Informative

      It is a hypothesis which is supported by evidence. The existence of Jupiter is also a hypothesis which is supported by evidence, although much stronger evidence than the evidence for this planet. Epistemology is frequently at odds with our every day feelings about knowledge.

    5. Re:Does it count as "evidence" by avgjoe62 · · Score: 5, Informative

      You really need to read the articles. To quote from one of them:

      But the real kicker for the researchers was the fact that their simulations also predicted that there would be objects in the Kuiper Belt on orbits inclined perpendicularly to the plane of the planets. Batygin kept finding evidence for these in his simulations and took them to Brown. "Suddenly I realized there are objects like that," recalls Brown. In the last three years, observers have identified four objects tracing orbits roughly along one perpendicular line from Neptune and one object along another. "We plotted up the positions of those objects and their orbits, and they matched the simulations exactly," says Brown. "When we found that, my jaw sort of hit the floor."

      "When the simulation aligned the distant Kuiper Belt objects and created objects like Sedna, we thought this is kind of awesome—you kill two birds with one stone," says Batygin. "But with the existence of the planet also explaining these perpendicular orbits, not only do you kill two birds, you also take down a bird that you didn't realize was sitting in a nearby tree."

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    6. Re: Does it count as "evidence" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Perturbations of other (dwarf) planets and KBOs is exactly what they are basing this claim off of.

      That data strongly supports a massive body well outside Neptune's orbit, but until now no one could say if it was a large planet farther out, or an Earth-sized planet closer in (relatively). Some people even suggested it could be a brown dwarf binary very far out.

      These guys have now used the preexisting data to predict that it's a smaller planet "close" in based on computer modeling.

    7. Re:Does it count as "evidence" by ITRambo · · Score: 1

      Go to the military with the fart nerve gas idea. They'll fund lifelong research if you promise them all jobs when they retire. And, yes. A computer model is not evidence in any way.If it can predict the location and then the planet is discovered, we'll all be impressed. Not until then.

    8. Re:Does it count as "evidence" by pz · · Score: 5, Informative

      If you read the article (I know, I know), you'll learn that there are, in fact, observables involved. There are a handful of Kuiper Belt objects that have an odd level of similarity among them, so odd that the only ready explanation is that there is an as-yet unseen object shepherding them. The Caltech group created a simulation of the kind of object that might produce such a result and found that it ALSO would be expected to shepherd a second set of smaller objects into orbits orthogonal to the ecliptic. Very, very strange. So they made that prediction, and LO! found objects that fit the bill.

      They created a theory based on observational evidence. The theory made a prediction that was tested, and found correct. The body itself has not been observed, yet, but I'd expect that the Japanese will find it (given that, according to other news articles), they have just the right sort of telescope to perform the search.

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    9. Re:Does it count as "evidence" by tyme · · Score: 1

      The evidence is the observed orbital properties of distant Kuiper belt objects. The computer model is just used to validate possible explanations. This is almost exactly how Neptune and Uranus were discovered: by observing their effects on the orbits of the then-known planets.

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    10. Re:Does it count as "evidence" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Given the detailed analysis and the people involved, the 'evidence' is substantial enough to justify further discussion and to justify allocating observation resources to validating (or invalidating) the hypothesis. It is infinitely better supported than your suggested hypothesis...although I also think that your comment is simply disingenuous trolling.

    11. Re:Does it count as "evidence" by avandesande · · Score: 1

      Actually, yes this is based on observation of objects in kupiter belt. The article is a mess but worth reading.

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    12. Re: Does it count as "evidence" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It's not based on 'perturbations', it's based on unexpected clustering of orbital parameters of a number of bodies orbiting outside of Neptune. Better yet, the hypothesis can be either verified or refuted in a reasonable amount of time using reasonable resources.

    13. Re:Does it count as "evidence" by interval1066 · · Score: 1

      I wonder how much mass this planet contributes to the dark matter issue?

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    14. Re:Does it count as "evidence" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      computer models generated from curated data whose collection method is not publicly available, the model itself and its functional parameters are also not publicly available seem to be perfectly valid for climate research... why not everything else?

    15. Re: Does it count as "evidence" by Dog-Cow · · Score: 0

      I know of some kid who swallowed a nickel. I don't think it was Republican, though.

    16. Re:Does it count as "evidence" by plopez · · Score: 1

      Matched exactly? Oh really?

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    17. Re:Does it count as "evidence" by Mariner28 · · Score: 1

      I wonder how much mass this planet contributes to the dark matter issue?

      Well, since the first (and most significant?) evidence for dark matter was the fact that the outer portions of the arms of spiral galaxies were traveling much faster than the calculated total mass of those galaxies predicts they would (due to gravitational attraction), then, yeah - I'd say this fully debunks the evidence for dark matter ;-)

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    18. Re:Does it count as "evidence" by evilviper · · Score: 1

      A computer model that predicts the existence of a ninth planet (of substantial mass, ejected into a distant orbit, early in the solar system) does not, by the usual scientific method, constitute evidence.

      You missed the important part:

        "the most planet-y of the planets in the whole solar system."

      There you have it...

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    19. Re:Does it count as "evidence" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I want to here this plausible theory of nerve gas farting dragons. extra credit for why we currently have no evidence of said dragons.

    20. Re:Does it count as "evidence" by dasunt · · Score: 1

      That is intriguing. But if those objects didn't fit the hypothesis, they would have changed the hypothesis to account for it.

      I'm not trying to pour cold water on this - the Nice model does work well with five giant planets, not four. And the odds are that we have larger objects than Sedna to account for that haven't been found - at least one Mars-sized body is likely. Another giant planet isn't entirely out of the question, although a Jupiter or Saturn-sized object "relatively" nearby seems to have ruled out by current observations.

      But it may be that we're seeing the result of many wild theories, and this is the only one that survived the data we have. Future data may disprove it. Still, we have enough oddities in the outer solar system (Kuiper cliff, elongated orbits of some of the dwarf planets) that it's obvious our current theories have some holes in them.

    21. Re:Does it count as "evidence" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you could prove the existence of dragons by mathematically sound observations on objects the dragon passes go for it.

    22. Re:Does it count as "evidence" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      -1 Dumbass

      Since that is not a thing I had to mark you as a troll.

      We find new things in our oceans and deep in the forests/jungles.

      Finding an object that far away is no easy thing.

  21. Fucking Adobe Marketing Commercials by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My brain's synapses have been raped by reinforcement conditioning. I'm not amused.

    Also: these astronomers can make up their mind on how many fucking planets in our solar system and then get back to us with their identification data. Until then: STFU.

    People born in the 1980's think there are 9 planets. 90's Kids and Millennials think there are 8. Now they want us to believe there are 9 again? FUUUUUUCKKK YOOOOOUUUUU!

    1. Re:Fucking Adobe Marketing Commercials by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People born in the 1980's think there are 9 planets. 90's Kids and Millennials think there are 8.

      Not quite.

      People born in the 80's were taught there were 9 planets.
      People born in the 90's were taught that there were 8 planets.
      Millennials were taught that all objects deserve to be treated as planets, if that's what they feel like being, but tomorrow could decide to be stars, comets, black holes, cosmic rays, or any combination thereof, and we should all respect that decision and not assign labels just because Society wants to have a solid definition of what it means to "be a planet".

    2. Re:Fucking Adobe Marketing Commercials by jbengt · · Score: 1

      People born in the 80's were taught there were 9 planets.
      People born in the 90's were taught that there were 8 planets.

      And people born in the 20's (like my dad) were taught that there were 8 planets (though not for long).

  22. Re:Waiting for Nibiru / Planet X morons.... by phishybongwaters · · Score: 1

    Well now that made MY day. I spilled my coffee... thanks Obama.

  23. scheduled for demolition by Lead+Butthead · · Score: 2

    Let's hope we get to observe it before the Vogon constructor fleet arrives.

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  24. Well... by denzacar · · Score: 5, Funny

    It IS Planet Nine from outer space.

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  25. Planet 9 from Outer Space? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or is it from Bell Labs?

  26. Planet's existence is theorized, not observed by afourney · · Score: 1

    TFA contains some bold claims given that the planet's existence has not been observed, but instead comes out of work they did to make their mathematical model to work:

    "The researchers, Konstantin Batygin and Mike Brown, discovered the planet's existence through mathematical modeling and computer simulations but have not yet observed the object directly."

    "Effectively by accident, Batygin and Brown noticed that if they ran their simulations with a massive planet in an anti-aligned orbit—an orbit in which the planet's closest approach to the sun, or perihelion, is 180 degrees across from the perihelion of all the other objects and known planets—the distant Kuiper Belt objects in the simulation assumed the (correct) alignment"

    I'm not saying they are wrong -- I hope they are right! But, these are bold bold claims given the present state of the evidence. I mean, bugs in their model could also explain why an extra Neptune-sized planet is needed...

    1. Re:Planet's existence is theorized, not observed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The summary is making claims that the authors of the original academic article did not make.

    2. Re:Planet's existence is theorized, not observed by avandesande · · Score: 2

      Article was poorly written- I would think those are the authors bold claims. The scientists claim to have found nothing. "I would love to find it," says Brown. "But I'd also be perfectly happy if someone else found it. That is why we're publishing this paper. We hope that other people are going to get inspired and start searching." - See more at: http://www.caltech.edu/news/ca...

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    3. Re:Planet's existence is theorized, not observed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Neptune and Uranus were discovered indirectly.

      The fact that is explains known paths of Kuiper objects strengthens the work done so far.

  27. I hope its true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Interesting, although it is hard to understand how such a large, potentially warm object has escaped detection when
    Sedna is comparatively tiny and was readily found. The explanation may be that Sedna is near perihelion (though still well outside the orbit of Pluto), and the New Planet is not. Such a planet could also harbor moons. Pluto and Triton show us how much fun that might be.

    1. Re:I hope its true by Rei · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Its perihelion is over 1100 AU. Sedna was discovered at 90AU. Wee bit of a difference there. Also, the degree of the solar system we've searched varies greatly in detection ability, some areas much better studied than others. It's estimated that we've only found about 1% of KBOs larger than 100km.

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    2. Re:I hope its true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its perihelion CANNOT be over 1100 AU, because its semi-major axis is under 600 AU, as dictated by the Third law of Kepler.

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  29. Already Known by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's an early documentary about the planet. Apparently it's inhabited by aliens. While they're far away from the sun they sleep, but when they're close they come to our plant to harvest as many organic resources as they can. We need to get prepared. Last time we caused them a great deal of difficultly. They won't be so nice this trip around.

  30. Re:Well, I guess we'll know in a few thousand year by ssam · · Score: 1

    I could be several months before our orbit lines up with it.

  31. In a dark office somewhere... by Last_Available_Usern · · Score: 1

    Neil Degrasse Tyson is already working on having this soon-to-be planet declassified.

  32. Star Blazers gets it right again. by tekrat · · Score: 2

    Space Cruiser Yamato (AKA Star Blazers in the USA), not only predicted Pluto's moon, but also a 10th planet -- I think it was called Brumus in 2nd Season (Comet Empire).

    Can't remember too much because it was more than 20 years since I saw the show, but so far, their space science is more true than any other TV show I can think of.

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    1. Re:Star Blazers gets it right again. by jfdavis668 · · Score: 1

      Gulliver's Travels predicted Mars' moons, and described them very accurately.

    2. Re:Star Blazers gets it right again. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Star Blazers didn't predict planet X, they've been predicting another large planet since the 1800's.

    3. Re:Star Blazers gets it right again. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But Swift didn't discover the true name of Mars, "Barsoom."

  33. Re:Well, I guess we'll know in a few thousand year by interval1066 · · Score: 1

    Neptune-sized is a pretty decent size. Seems like confirmation is well within possibly, if not now like the article says, within 5 years. Will be interesting to find out.

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  34. Ok, now what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    When is Kerbal Space Program going to be updated to reflect this new reality?

  35. Re:Waiting for Nibiru / Planet X morons.... by phishybongwaters · · Score: 2

    Lies, you and I both know they read that and said "Theyz cumming 2 take er jerbs"

  36. Some thoughts by Rei · · Score: 4, Interesting

    An interesting thought. Even at its perihelion (1100 AU), helium won't be getting cold enough to condense out. But hydrogen probably will, condensing to planetwide hydrogen seas. Meaning that - combined with its lower mass - its atmospheric density at perihelion on top of that is probably surprisingly low. However, at aphelion its only about 400AU. That's probably not cold enough to condense hydrogen. So every 15000 years it would go from having hydrogen oceans and low atmospheric pressure to an ice surface under crazy pressures.

    What the heck do you call a planet like that?

    Such a large planet would certainly have the internal heat for tectonics and volcanism. But I'm still so baffled from trying to picture what such a planet would be like just from that first aspect that I can't even begin to imagine what effect the latter would have on it.

    Certainly a lot of energy in play here.

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    1. Re:Some thoughts by Rei · · Score: 5, Interesting

      More thoughts.

      1) The atmosphere would be pure - 100% pure helium. The only thing that could contaminate it would be hydrogen, so if it's cold enough for it to be fully condensed out (no hydrogen clouds/rain), then it'll be a monoatomic gas. No clouds.

      2) The hydrogen seas would also be pure. There's almost nothing that can float in hydrogen - pretty much just foams gassed with helium, and that doesn't sound likely.

      3) Weird nuclear properties: helium is a perfect neutron moderator - it never undergoes neutron capture. It can undergo high energy reactions, but at lower energies, any neutron in helium will become fully thermalized, which - at those temperatures - would make everything interact with it at a very high cross section. Since only helium would be in the atmosphere, that would most likely be 3He. So I would expect 3He depletion.

      4) The day length would change when the hydrogen condensed out (like a ballerina pulling her arms in). I'm not sure off the top of my head of the effects of this mass redistribution on any orbital bodies, although I could picture, say, enhanced tidal heating due to the mass redistribution.

      5) There's an awful lot of potential non-hydrogen liquids which could exist under the liquid hydrogen (or under the H2/He atmosphere near aphelion) - nitrogen, carbon monoxide, methane and other hydrocarbons, neon, even water. It all depends on the pressure and temperature curves, which one couldn't even begin to speculate on at this point. Most of the latter could potentially form eutectics, but hydrogen is not prone to forming eutectics, so would make its own distinct surface layer.

      6) Lava flows of any type (silicate, cryolavas, whatever) would happen underneath the hydrogen ocean. Meaning pillowing. The boiloff of hydrogen could then expose these structures. What do pillow cryolavas formed under hydrogen look like? I haven't the foggiest.

      7) Any hot lavas (such as silicates) erupting into liquid hydrogen might have unusual chemistry (metal hydrides and the like? extensive hydrocarbon formation? silanes, stabilized by the low temperatures?). This would then be left exposed on the surface when the hydrogen boils off. That surface could be a really bizarre place.

      Any other thoughts?

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    2. Re:Some thoughts by neo-mkrey · · Score: 3, Funny

      Still sounds like a better place to live than Flint, Michigan, USA.

    3. Re:Some thoughts by TimothyDavis · · Score: 1

      Any other thoughts?

      With all of that liquid helium for cooling, it might be a good place to setup a datacenter. The latency would be pretty bad, but you pretty much get superconductivity for free.

    4. Re:Some thoughts by Waccoon · · Score: 1

      Could you explain why you would expect an atmosphere at all, even a thin one made of helium? Is it because the planet is so far from the sun that solar winds are unlikely to blow the helium away, or the energy of the helium is so low it can't achieve escape velocity, as happens on Earth?

      Oceans of liquid hydrogen sounds like mighty awesome stuff.

    5. Re:Some thoughts by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Still sounds like a better place to live than Flint, Michigan, USA.

      Not any more, we're sending the governor to #9

    6. Re:Some thoughts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have the terms perihelion and aphelion reversed.....

    7. Re:Some thoughts by Rei · · Score: 1

      While we don't have a large dataset out there, we do have two bodies of comparable size (10Me) in our solar system, Uranus (14,5 Me) and Neptune (17,1 Me), both of which have very dense atmospheres of hydrogen and helium. And the solar wind is weaker that far out. And when you look at the reasons why these bodies have atmospheres like this, the same logic should apply here: such big bodies tend to have strong protective magnetic fields because there's lots of internal energy to drive a dynamo, they have so much gravity that they can actually retain light gases (unlike Earth), etc. It's just to be expected.

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    8. Re:Some thoughts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you're mixing up peri- and ap- helion.

  37. Re:Well, I guess we'll know in a few thousand year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's going to be some very powerful telescopes involved in survey work coming online

    The problem is that unless it's reflecting or emitting a significant amount of energy, it's not exactly easy to spot or pick out from the background unless you happen to look in exactly the right place at the right time.

  38. Re:Well, I guess we'll know in a few thousand year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not really. There are going to be some very powerful telescopes involved in [...]

    FTFY

  39. They already had the evidence by Cajun+Hell · · Score: 1

    The evidence consists of the observations which inspired them to make the computer model.

    They already had the evidence; they just didn't know what it was evidence of. And then once the model predicted stuff like Sedna's orbit, they then had even more evidence: Sedna-and-friends. So that was an additional complex of evidence, for which they previously didn't know what it was evidence of.

    Let's say you drop an apple out of a tree. It falls. You don't know why. Then someone notices that most of the apples eventually fall, and they run a sim where, if you hypothesize this weird (yet amazingly simple) force that makes things fall, you get consequences a whole lot like what people have observed. (Then someone realizes: "hey, this force should work on peaches too! It predicts peaches will fall." And then everyone is is "OMG, peaches do fall! We didn't understand those either, but here you are, giving us a really great hypothesis for all our observational evidence!") The sim isn't evidence of gravity, and yet it points to all these apples-falling as being evidence of the existence of gravity.

    Same here. The sim isn't the evidence; it's the thing that helps you understand what the evidence means. It's a tool that was used for formulating the evidence-backed hypothesis, so that once you put your hypothesis out there, and people say "wtf? where's your evidence?" then you throw all your sim's inputs in their faces and say "there's the evidence! All that stuff you people have been seeing! My hypothesis finally made sense of the evidence for you."

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  40. counting is fun by slashmydots · · Score: 2

    This is what makes me think they're estimating the amount of matter in the universe incorrectly when it comes to the dark matter mathematical discrepancy. They can't even count our own planets correctly. I know the dark matter one is like 10:1 compared to visible light estimates but still, this really outlines how perpetually wrong astronomers are about everything.

    1. Re:counting is fun by Rei · · Score: 3, Informative

      The concept that dark matter wasn't normal matter wasn't arrived upon easily, it took until the 80s to really accept it. The thing is, even small objects still interact with EM radiation and such, and this has effects if you want to have enough of them to account for the missing mass. And these interactions just aren't observed, no matter what size bodies you assume. The closest you can get out of conventional matter is a hypothesis is for hypothetical objects called "macros", which is basically like tiny neutron stars.

      Honestly, dark matter doesn't bother me at all. What's so weird about the concept of particles having little to no interaction with certain fields? Now dark energy, that's some evil sorcery there....

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    2. Re:counting is fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you understand how science works?

    3. Re:counting is fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope. Astronomers are no more or less perpetually wrong about everything than scientists working in any other field. Science is about explaining empirical observations with models that best fit today's available evidence. If new evidence or new ideas come along tomorrow, that's a good thing, because it allows us to come to a better understanding of nature. How in the world did parent's comment get modded to +3?

    4. Re:counting is fun by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      Planets are a fraction of a percent of the mass of the solar system. When studying the structure of the galaxy astronomers could just use the sun and ignore the mass of all the planets and it wouldn't make much of a difference.

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    5. Re:counting is fun by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      This is what makes me think they're estimating the amount of matter in the universe incorrectly when it comes to the dark matter mathematical discrepancy.

      Eh... I think I'll continue to give the astrophysicists the benefit of the doubt over your uninformed hunch.

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    6. Re:counting is fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FFS. All the planets in the solar system *including Jupiter* is less that 1% the mass of the sun. Yet the missing mass in the universe is out by a factor of 10. PLEASE for the love of Whatever shit you hold holy. READ UP ON STUFF before opening that god dam mouth of yours.

      There is more evidence of dark matter than of global warming! Stop being so willfully ignorant you illiterate armchair fuckward.

    7. Re:counting is fun by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      ... in contrast ot the consequences of ignoring Dark Matter.

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    8. Re:counting is fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even if every star in the universe had 1000 planets the size of Jupiter, that mass would be insignificant to that of the just the stars.

      This planet, if it exists, isn't even a rounding error for figuring out the mass of this solar system, much less the universe.

      Dumbass

  41. You've got your terminology backwards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Perihelion = closest to sun
    Aphelion = farthest from sun

    1. Re:You've got your terminology backwards by Rei · · Score: 1

      Ugh.... can't believe I mixed those up... :P

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  42. When found the name needs to start with P by Ugmo · · Score: 1

    When it is actually found and they decide to name it, the new name needs to start with P so all the mnemonics that used to work with Pluto as #9 will work with this new planet.

    From Wikipedia:
    "My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas"
    "My Very Easy Method Just Shows Us Nine Planets"
    "My Very Efficient Memory Just Stores Up Nine Planets"
    "Mary's violet eyes make Johnny stay up nights, pondering"

    Persephone might work.

    1. Re:When found the name needs to start with P by mythosaz · · Score: 1

      Obig. XKCD
      https://xkcd.com/992/

      "Mary's Virgin Explanation Made Joseph Suspect Upstairs Neighbor."

    2. Re:When found the name needs to start with P by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      Mary's "Virgin" Excuse Made Joseph Suspect Upstairs Neighbour, Pablo.

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    3. Re:When found the name needs to start with P by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "My Very Easy Mother Just Sucked Ur Nasty Prick"

    4. Re:When found the name needs to start with P by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it was obligatory, you wouldn't have to write it you illiterate fuckstain.

  43. The Revenge of The American Planet Finders! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Europeans took our planet away like tools, so we found another for the books! Ha - Ho - Mo - Fo! Shake it, shake it, baby. Shake it, Cali!

  44. Re:Waiting for Nibiru / Planet X morons.... by TwentyCharsIsNotEnou · · Score: 2

    Imagine if, by ASTRONOMICAL coincidence, New Horizons could do a fly by in a few decades... the conspiracy theorists would go nuts.

    Come to think of it, maybe I'd join them.

  45. IAU Definition by Tenebrousedge · · Score: 1

    Pluto and various other plutinos are in orbital resonance with Neptune, which is the dominant gravitational body in Pluto's orbital band. Yes, there are fewer objects in the Solar System which are gravitationally dominant in their orbits, but it's not an arbitrary criterion, even if it has the effect of excluding many small solar objects. "Dwarf planet" does in fact refer to, well, dwarf planets: objects of the appropriate size, orbiting the sun, which have not cleared their orbit. Objects smaller than that are usually referred to as asteroids or "small solar bodies". And as for your nitpick about barycenters, that's a semantic argument: it's just as valid (if not more so) to say that Jupiter and the Sun orbit each other.

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    1. Re:IAU Definition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The 5000+ asteroids in Jupiter's path says that Jupiter hasn't cleared its orbit.

      I agree that Pluto is not a planet and the definition isn't arbitrary but "clearing its orbit" is not part of any rational definition.

  46. Orbital Cleaning Services - 1 gigadollar/teraliter by Tenebrousedge · · Score: 1

    Well then get a broom and get out there. You have the whole solar system to do! Quick, or we won't have any planets at all!

    Or you could, you know, accept that there's always going to be some degree of crap in Lagrange points. They're still under the gravitational control of the larger orbiting body, which was kinda the point: we're only counting the big things that go around the sun, not the big things that go around the sun but have weird gravitational relationships with other bodies.

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  47. ninth planet suggested names by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Surely it has to be known as IX (pronounced "icks") !
    dom

  48. Re:Waiting for Nibiru / Planet X morons.... by lorinc · · Score: 1

    To tell us how this planet oscillates the chemtrails so the 911 nuclear aliens can open up communications with the illuminati and space lizards to bring on the new world order and force us into fema camps.

    No problem. We'll just flee and hide in the center of earth, since it's hollow...

  49. Cleared it's neighbourhood by CanadianMacFan · · Score: 1

    What does the solar system look like out at the distance of this suspected planet? One of the reasons for demoting Pluto to dwarf planet status was that it hadn't cleared it's neighbourhood so if this new object is orbiting in an area where there is lots of other materials then it shouldn't be called a planet either.

    1. Re:Cleared it's neighbourhood by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What does the solar system look like out at the distance of this suspected planet? One of the reasons for demoting Pluto to dwarf planet status was that it hadn't cleared it's neighbourhood so if this new object is orbiting in an area where there is lots of other materials then it shouldn't be called a planet either.

      No. It's just you that didn't read TFA. As per IAU it would be superplanety-y.

    2. Re:Cleared it's neighbourhood by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pluto didn't clear its neighborhood because Neptune and Uranus have a strong influence on Pluto's orbital path. Jupiter's path is littered with over 5000 asteroids but they don't have any real influence on Jupiter.

      Clearing the neighborhood does not mean that nothing orbits near its path.

      Earth has an asteroid that is in orbital resonance with it.

      Numbnuts

  50. Re:Orbital Cleaning Services - 1 gigadollar/terali by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 1

    I wasn't commenting on the Lagrange Point objects. My point was simply that "clearing the neighborhood" does not mean being the "dominant object in that orbit". They are two entirely separate things, even if they are intrinsically tied together in a solar system. But one does not mean the other, one is not the defining characteristic of the other.

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  51. Re:Orbital Cleaning Services - 1 gigadollar/terali by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 2

    Don't get Kepler to do it. He'll just sweep out the same area every night.

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  52. Clue to its composition. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    "Slowed down by gas, __________ settled into a distant elliptical orbit, where it still lurks today."

    It must have been deficient in simethicone.

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  53. Re:Orbital Cleaning Services - 1 gigadollar/terali by Tenebrousedge · · Score: 1

    And do you have any more fascinating-yet-pointless semantic arguments to make? Personally, I define "clearing the neighborhood" as "putting painted tarps over the homeless people" but for some reason that's not the definition the IAU used. However, if you'd like a more precise definition (or set of definitions), you can consult this paper. This graph is also relevant.

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  54. Re:Waiting for Nibiru / Planet X morons.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm waiting for this guy to weigh in.

  55. That explains where they came from... by dsmatthews9379 · · Score: 1

    The Bee Girls that is, https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

  56. Evicted? by janap · · Score: 1

    IT evicted US.

  57. Re:Well, I guess we'll know in a few thousand year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Again, from TFA, we could perform a narrow infrared scan of the possible path until we find it. (We just did one ruling out "Saturn-sized" objects nearby, but this planet is smaller.) The authors expect discovery and confirmation within about 5 years.

    You may be close to the authors, but they didn't said that in TFA.

  58. 5 Planets visible together by riverat1 · · Score: 2

    Since we're on the subject of the Solar System a relatively rare phenomenon is occurring Jan. 20 to Feb. 20. All five of the easily visible planets (Mercury, Venus, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn) are visible together in the early morning sky. The last time that occurred was Dec./Jan. 2004/2005. They will be visible together again Aug. 13 to 19 but will be more easily seen in the Southern Hemisphere because Mercury and Venus will be difficult to see in the dusk sky.

  59. of course it's not complete by argStyopa · · Score: 1

    From TFA: "For the first time in over 150 years, there is solid evidence that the solar system's planetary census is incomplete."

    OK I get the point of the breathless marketing quote, but I think any reasonable extrapolation of the whole Plutonian controversy (and I'm still in the "it's a planet" camp) would be that lacking a bright, clear definition of a planet* then, the census of "planetary bodies" "in" the "solar system" was as much as guaranteed to increase. Hell we not only can't define a planet, we can't even define SOLAR SYSTEM.

    We haven't really much begun to count/classify the bodies whose orbital focus is the sun - that region called the Oort cloud stretches out as much as a light year, by some arguments. (http://static.ddmcdn.com/gif/blogs/dnews-files-2013-03-Voyager-1-Finds-Mayhem-in-the-Heliopause-2-jpg.jpg)
    I am absolutely certain that there are going to be other 'planet'-class bodies out there. This one at 600 au is stated to have an orbital period of 15000 years. Nemesis, @ 95000 AU (which astronomers have poo-poo'd) was postulated to have a period of 26 million years. At a certain point, one even has to start wondering if the search for such planets could even rely on periodicity, as their passage around this system may not even have stabilized since the early formation of the system itself.

    In any case, there are likely many bodies out in the extra-Plutonian reaches of our system. Almost certainly.

    *the IAUs 2006 vague rules are nearly meaningless:
    1) is in orbit around the Sun,
    2) has sufficient mass to assume hydrostatic equilibrium (a nearly round shape), and
    3) has "cleared the neighborhood" around its orbit ...could, arguably, apply to Pluto (or if it doesn't apply to Pluto because it crosses Neptune's orbit, then wouldn't that ipso facto also remove Neptune (which would be ridiculous)?

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  60. Re:Waiting for Nibiru / Planet X morons.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Imagine if, by ASTRONOMICAL coincidence, New Horizons could do a fly by in a few decades....

    New Horizons is heading 90 deg relative to the current position of "planet Nine", which is still one third of its way towards aphelion [when its orbital velocity is lower]. Unfortunately, New Horizons will cross its path a few thousand years earlier.

  61. Re:Waiting for Nibiru / Planet X morons.... by Shag · · Score: 1

    Talking to Mike Brown the morning after they submitted this paper, he acknowledged the inevitability of kooks, but didn't seem too concerned.

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  62. Pizza the Hut by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    The planet is thought to be gaseous, similar to Uranus and Neptune.

    We already got 2 blue gassy planets. Don't need 3.

    We want something really different this time, like a lava planet, ocean world, or full of pizza's. Can we barter with nearby stars who may be short blue gassies?

    1. Re:Pizza the Hut by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Blue (in the face) and full of gas... Trump and Palin?

      This new planet would be named Bachmann?

  63. Naming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I call it "Miranda".

  64. Re:Waiting for Nibiru / Planet X morons.... by phishybongwaters · · Score: 1

    Is it hollow though? Or is it flat? Because some unwashed half literate guy on youtube made a 2 hour video with N64 quality graphics that clearly explains how the world is flat. It's the darn Go Pro cameras putting FAKE curves to the earth. Or something.

  65. Re:Orbital Cleaning Services - 1 gigadollar/terali by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 1

    Wow, way to get your panties in a bunch. You have way to much emotion invested in this topic.

    But on point, if you look at the graphic supplied in the article, it is clear that this "new" planet has done no such thing. There are several objects shown that are in its orbit, and we have no idea of the number besides those.

    So, for this to be on the list for possible planets, it seems to fall short of this one phrase you are having fits of rage over.

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  66. Re:Waiting for Nibiru / Planet X morons.... by lorinc · · Score: 1

    Can't it be both? Like, it's flat, but if you dig long enough you reach the secret subterranean world of joy and paradise that our disguised lizard overlords are hiding? Sort of a "lasagna world", if you want.

    Anyway, the better truth will probably be told in iron sky 2.

  67. Re:Orbital Cleaning Services - 1 gigadollar/terali by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 1

    Oh, look!

    http://science.slashdot.org/st...

    You may have gotten your panties in a bunch over nothing after all.

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  68. Re:Orbital Cleaning Services - 1 gigadollar/terali by Tenebrousedge · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure how you're reading any sort of emotional excursions here; maybe your sense of humor needs recalibration. Although I should probably have written petaliter in the title instead. Economies of scale and whatnot.

    You've failed to understand the definition, or read the arXiv article I linked, or even look at the graph. Well done -- batting 1000. Those objects would only be relevant if they were gravitationally dominant. This really isn't that hard of a concept if you're not ideologically motivated against it.

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  69. Re:Orbital Cleaning Services - 1 gigadollar/terali by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 1

    You type this:

    And do you have any more fascinating-yet-pointless semantic arguments to make? Personally, I define "clearing the neighborhood" as "putting painted tarps over the homeless people"

    and then say you aren't putting emotion into an argument?

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  70. Re:Orbital Cleaning Services - 1 gigadollar/terali by Tenebrousedge · · Score: 1

    Sure. That was a sardonic jab, followed by a humorous and equally nonsensical definition of "clearing the neighborhood", followed by a scientific paper precisely defining what "clearing the neighborhood" means. If you don't think putting painted tarps over homeless people is funny, you must not live in Portland.

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  71. Re:Well, I guess we'll know in a few thousand year by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    It could have already thrown a comet at us. One sort of like a hot fudge sundae.

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  72. 9 Planets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought we already had nine planets. Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto.
    In the past, there was talk about considering Pluto as not being a planet, however, Jupiter is a failed star, not actually a planet.

    1. Re:9 Planets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pluto was demoted about a decade ago. Do try to keep up.

      In no way did Jupiter ever have the mass to come near thermonuclear fusion.

      What the fuck?

  73. Re:Waiting for Nibiru / Planet X morons.... by cwsumner · · Score: 1

    About half of the GOP voters in this country (which is roughly 25% of the total population) think this makes sense.

    And half of the democrat voters, too.

    And they both are still smarter than half the people here!

    So what is new about that?

  74. Re:Orbital Cleaning Services - 1 gigadollar/terali by dataspel · · Score: 1

    Funniest post all day.

  75. Re:Well, I guess we'll know in a few thousand year by RockDoctor · · Score: 1
    It could have done that ten orbits ago and hardly had a Hom.sap. species to aim at.

    You want to feel privileged by having the blind law of gravity kill you, instead of a neighbour's toddler with a gun?

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  76. Re:Waiting for Nibiru / Planet X morons.... by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

    You forgot how they are polluting your precious bodily fluids.

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