Online Museum Displays Decades of Malware (thestack.com)
An anonymous reader writes: archive.org has launched a Museum of Malware, which devotes itself to a historical look at DOS-based viruses of the 1980s and 1990s, and gives viewers the opportunity to run the viruses in a DOS game emulator, and to download 'neutered' versions of the code. With an estimated 50,000 DOS-based viruses in existence by the year 2000, the Malware Museum's 65 examples should be seen as representative of an annoying, but more innocent era of digital vandalism.
Just ask, it's already done.
Check http://www.viruszoo.com/
(And don't forget to check the FAQ, which clearly references xkcd.)
To be honest, TFA references a MS-DOS era scenario, which is a little different.
Mastering the English language is fucking easy: all you have to do is to put an f* word in every fucking sentence.