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CloudBees Releases Jenkins-based Platform For CDaaS (theregister.co.uk)

An anonymous reader writes: As a way to address the many challenges associated with supporting DevOps and adopting Continuous Delivery (CD), CloudBees has released a new Jenkins platform to help teams deliver software.The new platform provides other cloud-native capabilities, including Docker deployment and Mesos large-scale cluster management, which will allow enterprises to run and manage Jenkins across the enterprise on their own private cloud, or by using dedicated AWS resources.

17 comments

  1. Leeroy Jenkins? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Were there CloudBees in WoW? Not sure what else this is about

    1. Re:Leeroy Jenkins? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's about CD ass. Personally, I'm a big fan.

  2. Isn't Jenkins open source? by chaosmind · · Score: 1

    "Pricing starts at US $121,000 per year..." I am always astonished at what people can charge for what is essentially tech-support for pre-installed open source software. Sounds like someone has pioneered PGaaS (Price-Gouging as a Service).

    1. Re:Isn't Jenkins open source? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a hair over 10k per month. If you make extensive use of Jenkins internally and know how to use the product, but don't want to hire a "Jenkins guy" who owns the whole thing and keeps it running for you, that's going to cost your company less per year than a dedicated release / tools / automation guy + infrastructure to keep things running smoothly will.

      And the great thing is, if you're a cheap shit whose business can't make money, you *still* can go download Jenkins and roll your own solution entirely.

      You're not obligated to buy this service, so calling it "price gouging" is fucking stupid. If you think there's value in what they're offering - buy it. If you don't - don't.

    2. Re:Isn't Jenkins open source? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This. We have six Jenkins servers and only two full time employees that manage it and about a dozen ops people that use it for deployments and thus update jobs and only about twenty devs that maintain the builds and test jobs. There's no way helping us with the ~$500k per year we spend on labor on maintaining our Jenkins jobs is worth six figures.

    3. Re:Isn't Jenkins open source? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sarcasm noted. But really, that's what you get for trying to write software in a dinosaur like Java.

    4. Re:Isn't Jenkins open source? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously bro. You gotta brogram with what today's brotastic brogram language is. I don't even know what that is for today, but I'm sure as hell 100% behind and and will be listing, like, 5 reasons why it kicks the crap out of whatever dino-lang you might be rolling with. Its a paradigm shift, gotta broll with the tide, bro.

  3. Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    CloudBees Releases Jenkins-based Platform For CDaaS

    Say what??

    1. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      1. It's describing a manageable and scalable enterprise solution for synergistic administration of Java-based virtual machines built on top of a micro kernel hypervisor.

      2. Profit!!

  4. New Slashdot Owner! by sonamchauhan · · Score: 1

    New Slashdot Owner: This service is so super-specialised and expensive, most Slashdotters will have no interest in it. Its unusual that it made the front page.

    Since you're quite vocal here, so can you post some sort of assurance posts like these aren't 'sponsored' in some way. If sponsored posts exist, can we have a yellow 'sponsored' box around them? Like Google does? Please?

    1. Re:New Slashdot Owner! by PopeRatzo · · Score: 2

      New Slashdot Owner: This service is so super-specialised and expensive, most Slashdotters will have no interest in it. Its unusual that it made the front page.

      Actually, I kind of like to read an occasional headline that means absolutely nothing to me. Usually, even in the most jargon-laced headline, I can suss out a few terms that give me a vague impression of what the story's about. This one might as well have been Middle Egyptian, and that's kind of cool.

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      You are welcome on my lawn.
  5. WHAT??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    What does this even mean? It's filled with more buzzwords and jargon than the law allows.

    1. Re:WHAT??? by manu0601 · · Score: 2

      What does this even mean? It's filled with more buzzwords and jargon than the law allows.

      You do not really want to know: this is the new release for a bloatware that unfortunately has no usable equivalent

    2. Re:WHAT??? by Progman3K · · Score: 1

      It's pure Jenkem

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      I don't know the meaning of the word 'don't' - J
  6. Spam by xSander · · Score: 1

    Why is this even approved as a submit? If I had seen this on Firehose, I would have modded it spam.

  7. BINGO! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    n/t