CloudBees Releases Jenkins-based Platform For CDaaS (theregister.co.uk)
An anonymous reader writes: As a way to address the many challenges associated with supporting DevOps and adopting Continuous Delivery (CD), CloudBees has released a new Jenkins platform to help teams deliver software.The new platform provides other cloud-native capabilities, including Docker deployment and Mesos large-scale cluster management, which will allow enterprises to run and manage Jenkins across the enterprise on their own private cloud, or by using dedicated AWS resources.
1. It's describing a manageable and scalable enterprise solution for synergistic administration of Java-based virtual machines built on top of a micro kernel hypervisor.
2. Profit!!
Actually, I kind of like to read an occasional headline that means absolutely nothing to me. Usually, even in the most jargon-laced headline, I can suss out a few terms that give me a vague impression of what the story's about. This one might as well have been Middle Egyptian, and that's kind of cool.
You are welcome on my lawn.
What does this even mean? It's filled with more buzzwords and jargon than the law allows.
You do not really want to know: this is the new release for a bloatware that unfortunately has no usable equivalent