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Israeli Troops Who Relied On Waze Blundered Into Deadly Palestinian Firefight (washingtonpost.com)
An anonymous reader writes: Israeli forces mounted a rescue mission in a Palestinian neighborhood after gun battles erupted when two soldiers mistakenly entered the area because of an error on a satellite navigation app, Israeli authorities said Tuesday.The clashes late Monday in the Qalandiya refugee camp outside Jerusalem left at least one Palestinian dead and 10 injured, one seriously. According to initial Israeli reports, the two soldiers said they had been using Waze, a highly touted Israeli-invented navigation app bought more than two years ago by Google. The smartphone app, which has a settings option to 'avoid dangerous areas,' relies on crowdsourcing to give users the fastest traffic routes.
"Warning, firefight reported in 500 meters"
Facts:
1. Israelis are mammals.
2. Israelis fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the Israelis to flip out and kill people.
Weapons and gear:
Israeli M16
Israeli Stars
Israeli Outfit
Testimonial:
Israelis can kill anyone they want! Israelis shoot Palestinians in the heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this Israelis who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the Israelis killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a Israelis totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.
And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you don't believe that Israelis have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will shoot your head off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.
Israelis are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Israelis are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start krav maga next year. I love Israelis with all of my body (including my pee pee).
Q and A:.
Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about Israelis ?
A: Israelis are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they don't give a crap, but on the other hand, Israelis are very careful and precise.
Q: I heard that Israelis are always cruel or mean. What's their problem?
A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, Israelis can be mean OR totally awesome.
Q: What do Israelis do when they're not shooting off heads or flipping out?
A: Most of their free time is spent flying, but sometime they stab. (Ask Mark if you don't believe me.)
"In 300 meters, shoot left."
"...recalculating..."
"In 200 meters, throw hand grenades right."
"...recalculating..."
"Arriving at ambush location, on right."
Just cruising through this digital world at 33 1/3 rpm...