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UK Gov't Launches Anti-Adblocking Initiative, Compares It To Piracy (thestack.com)
An anonymous reader writes: UK culture secretary John Whittingdale has announced that the British government will set up a 'round-table' between online publishers and adblocking companies to discuss the 'problem' of adblocking. He described the practice of charging companies to be whitelisted as a 'modern day protection racket', and said: "Quite simply – if people don't pay in some way for content, then that content will eventually no longer exist And that's as true for the latest piece of journalism as it is for the new album from Muse." The issue has largely been left to the market to self-regulate until now, although Germany's courts ruled adblocking legal in 2015.
In a further statement UK culture secretary John Whittingdale announced that timed security locks would be placed on every toilet door and kettle across the UK in order to prevent television viewers from doing anything other than watching adverts during commercial breaks. The locks would come on automatically as soon as a commercial break began.
"We were proposing automated handcuffs synchronised to commercial breaks be fitted to sofas and chairs at the factory," said Whittingdale. "However those foreign communists running Ikea refused to comply so we've reverted to other means to ensure people pay for their TV content."
A spokes lizard for the UK Advertising Association, when asked for comment, simply said "I'm loving' it, taste the feeling, have it your way," and slithered off to another meeting.
I don't think he is a candidate in the UK (yet).
I don't think that matters. The Trump presidency is going to be so huge, he'll be able to fire politicians in other countries.