American Express Warns Customers About Breach -- From 2013 (csoonline.com)
itwbennett writes: In a notification letter dated March 10, American Express warned cardholders that their account information might've been exposed after a third-party service provider suffered a data breach — in December 2013. The company says they are monitoring accounts for fraud and advise cardholders to do the same, but they offer no explanation for the delay.
They ran out of gas!
Th -- they had a flat tire!
They didn't have enough money for cab fare!
Their tux didn't come back from the cleaners!
Some old friend of theirs came in from out of town!
Someone stole their car!
There was an earthquake!
A terrible flood!
Locusts!
Hackers!
IT WASN'T THEIR FAULT, THEY'VE SWORN TO GOD!
Sent as ripples into the electromagnetic field. No single photon has been harmed in the process.