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33,000 Sign Online Petition Promoting Guns At Republican Convention (cnet.com)

An anonymous reader writes: "An online petition on Change.org claims that constitutional rights are being denied to those who want to bring a gun to the fight for the Republican Party's future," reports CNET. "Though Ohio is an open carry state, which allows for the open carry of guns, the hosting venue — the Quicken Loans Arena — strictly forbids the carry of firearms on their premises." Citing a quote from the National Rifle Association that gun-free zones are "the worst and most dangerous of all lies," the petition has already attracted more than 33,000 signatures, though CNET reports that the whole petition is a satire they're attributing to the Hyperationalist blog. The petition appears to have attracted its last 8,000 signatures within the last 18 hours, shortly after its URL appeared on a web site for young conservatives.

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  1. How is this not win/win by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If conservative gun lovers are right, it will be a peaceful convention.

    If liberal gun haters are right, it will result in a massive shoot our and conservatives will kill each other.

    So why does anyone object?

    1. Re:How is this not win/win by SuricouRaven · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Why would they fear that? They can carry guns to defend themselves too.

    2. Re:How is this not win/win by Karmashock · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I don't see anyone claiming Hillary is literally going to be Hitler. I don't see anyone saying that about Bernie either.

      The worst anyone says about Hillary really is that she might have committed a felony with the whole email thing... and I guess they say that Bernie is a old communist crank. But I don't think anyone is saying they'd be jamming people in ovens or something.

      As to the attempt to say everything is equal... maybe... it isn't a reason to not be armed so much as a reason for both sides to be armed. The issue is the crazies. They're going to have weapons and they're going to take a shot at you. The crazies that are met by anyone that has a gun in response tend to not do much damage. Its the crazies that are met with ZERO opposition that rack up the body count. Saying 'well, the police can deal with it" is probably valid at a convention or something where there will obviously be armed security. However, in a lot of places that takes awhile to arrive and by the time they do... many mags have been slapped home and slides locked.

      I'd just assume they meet lethal resistance as soon as possible. That's all.

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    3. Re:How is this not win/win by AmiMoJo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Kevlar would be more effective at stopping bullets. They want to survive, not have their security get post mortem revenge.

      The only way a gun protects you is if the assassin misses the first time.

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    4. Re: How is this not win/win by gtall · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If everyone lives by "an eye for an eye", soon we're all blind (paraphrase of Gandhi).

    5. Re: How is this not win/win by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That only works because you righties pretend that Hitler was a leftie when he actually sent lefties like communists and trade unionists to the gas chambers.

      Stalin also sent lefties and trade unionists to the firing squads.

      Historically communists were virulently opposed to socialists, anarchists, and especially to communists of a different stripe, i.e. Trotskyites,

      It doesn't really matter what label you use. The problem people are those who 'have it all figured out and simply have a programme to apply by government force' to solve the big problems of modern society.

  2. All gun laws are anti constitutional. But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There are no alternative explanations to "shall not be infringed".

    You can quibble all you want about what a regulated militia means, but the conclusion was as clear as day: The right to bear arms shall not be infringed.

    BUT... ...private property is a whole other ballpark -- in this case quite literally.

    It *is* the right of a private venue to set forth rules as they see fit.

    So from one confirmed constitutionalist who believes strongly that the right to defend one's life can never be taken away by the State -- quit your whining folks -- this ain't public property.

  3. Yup. by RyanFenton · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I've lived in the US all my life - I've shot targets in my backyard when living in Alabama... and I've also looked into a lot of history.

    There's a lot of powerful ways to view history - the romantic iconography of a school curriculum, the spectacle and drama of television history, the open bias of newspaper history (seriously, old newspapers are hilarious), and the random suppositions and conclusions of academic history at various levels and locations.

    The version I find most compelling probably Steven Pinker's Better Angels of our Nature - where it follows a trail of evidence I always saw hinted at the various levels of history presentation, but almost never really followed through on. That despite our large number of massive deadly conflicts, we really are getting less violent at every level of society. It's not some weak trend either - it's overwhelming and fascinating. But it's not a storyline that gels with most methods of conveying history, so it's something almost no one gets presented.

    With that in mind, I find the whole song-and-dance we always go through with guns and appeals to history in our gun culture to be more than a little beside-the-point. Guns in private hands don't ruin everything, and they don't really statistically save that many people either, they just multiply the effect of the crazy people that exist in every society, but all societies seem to be getting measurably less crazy and (Flynn effect) better at abstract thought/problem solving over time anyway. Both the restrictions and the problems of guns are more a sideshow that we will continue to bounce across over time, until they're increasingly meaningless.

    Tragedies will continue to happen, and we will continue to over-react to them, but they're all increasingly noise in the overall picture.

    It's why I find little jabs like this pretty funny - we at large don't really want to push wild-west sensibilities as much as it might seem to the rest of the world, we just have partisans that want to push their ideals at any cost, as they realistically see their vision of their nation indelibly falling away from their ideals.

    So cool - if some of these folks want to march with guns as an expression of their freedom - good on you, have a fun time of it, I suppose. The moment you use that freedom as anyone might fear, however, even your own partisans will come down on you like a mountain of bricks. Even in any events of pure violent fantasy made manifest came about - the society we've grown into at it's most 'conservative' won't support the same things our history allowed, and we're all far too unwilling to give up what our shared peace has given us so far.

    I could certainly be wrong - but it's my best view on history/violence/guns I've seen so far.

    Ryan Fenton

  4. Re:Full Text of 2nd Amendment by ArylAkamov · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So many people always forget the first half. The amendment specifically states "well-regulated", meaning it is within the powers of the federal government to regulate militias and arms. Taken in context in the 18th century, "well regulated" probably means something closer to "well trained", but still, it is obvious that arms are meant to be regulated and dispersed through trained militias, and not just any random jerk has a gun. Especially because today's guns can do substantially more damage than the guns did when the amendment was written

    I would invite you to read the federalist papers, which explain exactly what their intentions were.

    It almost seems like you're arguing that since "well regulated" used to mean "In good working order", but doesn't anymore, we should disregard the intention and go with the current meaning that it wasn't intended to be used.

    That isn't right. You would be subverting laws by changing language.

  5. Re:Full Text of 2nd Amendment by west · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If anything would horrify our founding fathers, it would be our large standing Army and the general lack of self-reliance.

    I don't know, I suspect for many of the founding fathers, it would be that we've allowed women and blacks to vote.

    Which is why I don't think America should automatically hew to 200+ year old principles held by the founding fathers.

  6. Re:Politifact is full of shit. by Cyberax · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So, I read most of them. Politifact is entirely correct in that it relies on official sources and not on discredited Reagan era advisers' opinions.