Japan's Space Agency Loses Contact With New X-Ray Telescope Satellite "Hitomi"
As carried here by the San Francisco Chronicle, The Associated Press reports that Japanese space agency JAXA reports that it has lost contact with its new satellite "Hitomi," deployed last month and designed to explore deep space with X-ray telescopes. The AP story linked quotes Harvard astronomer Jonathan McDowell, who surmises that an "energetic event" has sent the craft into a tumble. The agency's release on the failure is terse, but leaves some room for hope:
The Japan Aerospace Exploration Agency (JAXA) found that communication with the X-ray Astronomy Satellite âoeHitomiâ (ASTRO-H), launched on February 17, 2016 (JST), failed from the start of its operation originally scheduled at 16:40, Saturday March 26 (JST). Up to now, JAXA has not been able to figure out the state of health of the satellite.
While the cause of communication failure is under investigation, JAXA received short signal from the satellite, and is working for recovery.
Unlike niggers in africa at least the Japanese invented/engineered things and made an effort. Niggers just keep shooting each other. "Thug life" fuckheads in USA and local warlords in their native land. Tribal and savage as usual.
Japan's.
I don't know about that satellite, but when I'm floating around in a vacuum and I have an energetic event, I feel pretty messed up.
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No space truckin' for you!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, a Jap space agency? Hell no. Japs ain't allowed imperial space colonization, since Murika conquered their Jap asses for all time.
Time is to send Our Troops to put boots on they faces!
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Sourced from the competition of things you may have read:
https://twitter.com/planet4589/status/714113400008286208 :
Oh this is very very bad. From @spacetrackorg "Breakup Notification: [...] ASTRO H at approx 0820z, 26 Mar 16: 5 associated pieces .."
Suspected causes are a MMOD hit, battery explosion or cryo system overpressure. Suggestoin that "It's too early to write the satellite's obituary", but any good news is very unlikely.
Prediction for end of Universe #42: Fencepost error in Quantum_bogosort.cpp
What the hell is an 'energetic event'?
Why can't they explain in with ommon, every day English?
who writes these headlines?
Was the software on this satellite written in JavaScript and Node.js? Could the recent npm flaws (http://slashdot.org/story/309141) be involved?
I'm not saying it was aliens; but... Aliens.
I hope their families can live with the dishonor this failure has brought. They will eat whale meat and grieve.
it just runs windows 10 and got stuck in an infinite update->fail->revert->retry loop.
For a second there I thought I'd have do dump my Hitomi Tanaka collection. She lives!
Micrometeoroids and Orbital Debris
For a change, this is pretty much exactly what I had guessed upon seeing an unfamiliar acronym.
How is the Riemann zeta function like Trump rallies? Both have an endless number of trivial zeros.
âoeHitomiâ
barf
Who doesn't like giant stompy robots?
I would guess people in the vicinity of the giant stompy parts...
Yeah, just look at how people reacted when the Martian stompy bots arrived. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...
At least the SJW loser AmiMoJo has shut up about how awesome the nips are.
You're not thinking about off axis torque. Any high energy collision will likely start the craft tumbling violently. This will result in large pieces breaking off of the craft such as the solar arrays, magnetometer boom, etc.
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https://media.zenfs.com/zh-Hant-TW/homerun/nownews.com/791edb6c933732e8dff0d4f0b8209311
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Japanese galaxy porn is the worst anyway, since they will censor the best parts.