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Freshly Minted Unicorns Now a Rare Sighting In Silicon Valley (qz.com)
An anonymous reader shares a Quartz report: Unicorns, start-up companies valued at over $1 billion each, once a rare sighting for investors, have frolicked across Silicon Valley of late. Now the market seems to be yanking on the reins. Venture capital research firm CB Insights reports the number of venture-backed startups achieving a $1 billion or more valuation ground to a halt over the last six months. In the first quarter of 2016, only five new unicorns arrived. That's compared to an average of about 20 per quarter last year. The number of startups worth at least $1 billion has doubled since 2015 to more than 160, says CB Insights. At the same time, the number of such companies accepting "down rounds" or exits with lower valuations is now up. That number exceeded the quantity of new unicorns being created starting in the last quarter of 2015.
Somebody 'invent' a new chat service!
Gotta keep that bubble growing!
What's this term "unicorn" in this context? Obviously not a mythical horse with a horn. Make it your habit to explain inside terms and acronyms when submitting summaries, please.
The world needs fewer Facebooks, Twitters, Ubers and Tinders, not more. Let them all die.
I can't wait for the current bubble to burst. It has been the worst thing to happen to the computing industry in a long time, and it hasn't been good for society at large, either.
These days the computing industry is merely just an extension of the marketing/advertising industry. An insane amount of effort and talent has been put into collecting private information as aggressively as possible, and then using that to force highly-targeted advertisements on as many people as possible as often as possible. Social media is a great example of this. And we'll likely see the same thing happen with virtual reality, if it goes anywhere.
San Francisco has been decimated by this bubble. Its economy is extremely distorted. The cost of living is extremely out of whack, forcing out many long-time residents. Some have moved away, but others have ended up in the streets.
Social media, which is mainly headquartered out of the San Francisco area, has resulted in a virulent form of leftism being forced on the entire world. The whole "social justice" phenomenon is an example of this. Despite all of the their talk about "tolerance" and "equality", we've seen "social justice" supporters use social media as a weapon to suppress free though that doesn't match exactly with their rather intolerant and inequitable ideals.
As practitioners in the computing industry, we've seen things go to hell. We're stuck dealing with absolutely terrible programming languages like JavaScript, Ruby and Rust, which have set us back decades. We're dealing with inherently broken NoSQL database systems that excel at losing or corrupting data. We've even seen Linux ruined, thanks to GNOME 3 and systemd. Web browsers today are less-usable than they were in the early 2000s. Web design has become a farce, and the Slahdot Beta is a great example of this. Large segments of the industry, mainly driven by the Millennials/Hipsters out of San Francisco, decided to throw away decades of knowledge and experience for no good reason at all.
The faster this bubble bursts, the better. The first dot-com bubble at least brought us all some benefits, such as the widespread availability of the web. But this latest bubble has brought most of us nothing but problems and ruin.
Most startups valued at over $1 billion aren't really worth $1 billion.
The number of startups worth at least $1 billion has doubled since 2015...At the same time, the number of such companies accepting "down rounds" or exits with lower valuations is now up
Some venture capitalist making a long-shot bet on a start-up doesn't make the company "worth" anything. Valuation is a completely meaningless term in the absence of revenue and net profit to support it.
For those old enough to remember Bubble 1.0, Bubble 2.0 is lasting a lot longer. The effects are still the same:
- Massive over-emphasis of the importance of advertising and data-mining
- San Francisco / SV housing market distortion taken to a whole new level (no NYC this time though)
- Investments in crazy companies/ideas, although it's a little more grounded in reality this time
- Loss of talent to social media companies, same as during the stock bubble when the investment banks grabbed all the smart people
The thing that appears to be different is not as many IPOs - the strategy now seems to get bought by Facebook, Google, Microsoft or some other company and cash out that way. I'm all for innovation and stuff, but when absolutely every new startup is "Tinder for nurses" or "Airbnb for pilots" or yet another iteration on an app that's easy to push ads through on a smartphone, there's a bubble afoot.
One thing that's keeping these unicorns alive that didn't exist the first time around is The Cloud and "DevOps" as far as IT is concerned. Bubble 1.0 meant massive build-outs of networks and data centers, and therefore a huge pile of eBay trinkets after it popped. Now, every new company is just using a credit card to buy AWS or Azure time month to month and can survive much longer on a VC investment.
Here's what makes a company a "unicorn".
Some not-too-bright VC agrees to put $10 millions in for a 1% stake. The company now gets "valued" at $1 billion.
Truth is, until you find somebody willing to buy the company for a billion dollars, it isn't worth a billion dollars.
The stock market logic that consists in pretending that every share of a company is worth what the last buyer paid for his is a total fantasy.