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Amazon Beats Microsoft In 'The Battle of Seattle' (usatoday.com)

An anonymous reader writes: Yesterday Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos earned $5 billion in one afternoon when the company's stock price jumped 9.6%. Amazon reported an actual profit of $513 million (nearly double the amount expected), and next year Amazon's sales are projected by analysts to be 63% higher than Microsoft's, which USA Today calls "a good illustration of how growth in the sector has moved from hardware, software and chip companies to Internet firms selling goods or advertising online... [W]hile Bill Gates helped put Seattle area on the map as a U.S. tech hub, Bezos now runs the largest tech company in the State of Washington, by far, in terms of sales."

Amazon's Echo and Alexa devices are believed to be outselling their Kindles (and Alexa will soon make her first appearance on a non-Amazon device). But Amazon attributed their surprise jump in revenue to a 51% annual increase in the "tens of millions" of subscribers paying for their Amazon Prime shipping service (which in San Francisco now even includes delivery from restaurants), as well as a 64% increase from their AWS cloud service, which recently announced a new automated security assessment tool.

Amazon ultimately reported more than twice as much new business as Google and three times as much as Facebook, according to USA Today, which notes that now of all the tech companies, only Apple has more revenue than Amazon, and because of the jump in their stock price, Jeff Bezos is now the fourth-richest person in the world. But with all that money floating around, Seattle tech blogger Jeff Reifman is now wondering why Amazon's local home delivery vehicles in Seattle seem to be operating with out of state plates.

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  1. Not Surprised... by FatdogHaiku · · Score: 1

    I myself signed up for Prime this year. I buy enough stuff to warrant the fee, plus there is some video and music I like. I expect them to double down on the content creation and look forward to an old media vs. web media content war...

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  2. And yet to pay taxes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    American enterprise at its finest.

    Taxes? We're too big to pay taxes!

    1. Re:And yet to pay taxes by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      Taxes? We're too big to pay taxes!

      Washington State has no corporate income tax. Amazon pays all the federal income tax that they are legally required to pay, which hasn't been much, because they have not had much profit. If you don't like our tax system, then write to your congressperson, or vote for Bernie. Blaming Amazon is silly.

    2. Re: And yet to pay taxes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a BO tax here to discourage startups.

    3. Re: And yet to pay taxes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The taxes is WA are all on gross to discourage companies like startups from locating here.

    4. Re: And yet to pay taxes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We pay 0.1496% on gross on Bellevue near Seattle. The B&O taxes here are oppressive.

    5. Re: And yet to pay taxes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seattle has worked hard to discourage startups.

    6. Re: And yet to pay taxes by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      There's a BO tax here to discourage startups.

      Couldn't they avoid that tax by using deodorant, or by showering more frequently?

       

    7. Re: And yet to pay taxes by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      You could ask the same about H1-Bs.

      The answer is apparently a resounding "no".

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  3. Mycroft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Watch Mycroft. It has the potential to outdo Echo, and quite handily, too.

    Looks a little dumb with the face and all, but it's OS, so you can hack (fix) that quite easily.

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    anon due to mod points

    1. Re:Mycroft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, you fucking MS shill faggot. I'm sure you can't wait to downmod anything that while completely factual might expose your masters for the scumbags they are. Fuck you and fuck Microsoft.

  4. Out of State plates by bretts · · Score: 4, Interesting

    There's a simple reason: you can keep two cars in a nearby state for less than the cost of one in Seattle. The law says you must keep your car mostly in the home state in order to qualify for residency, so drive it for five months a year in Seattle then take it home and bring the other one back.Either way you come out ahead. It's good business, and as always, business is ahead of government.

    1. Re:Out of State plates by Travis+Mansbridge · · Score: 1

      I work as an "Amazon Flex" driver from time to time, it's the driver's side of the "Prime Now" 1hr and 2hr delivery program. Amazon currently offers the ability to work in any city with Prime Now (though a technical limitation only allows this one time at present) so it's likely Seattle is seeing a lot of these transplants since it's a very easy way to move to a new city and ensure you already have work. These are personal vehicles so many of these drivers probably aren't concerned with updating their plates right away.

    2. Re:Out of State plates by PPH · · Score: 1

      qualify for residency

      If your fleet management unit is operated as a subsidiary (even wholly owned), they could be home based in whatever state they want and license their vehicles there. I know of a couple of construction services companies that license vehicles in either Florida or Texas. They shuffle them around enough so they can claim that the vehicles don't spend a majority of their time in Washington state and ???? Profit!

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    3. Re:Out of State plates by Nethead · · Score: 1

      Thanks for reminding me to renew my tabs, I almost forgot. I live just north of Seattle and it was only about $50. I don't see the issue. It would cost more in gas to switch the cars.

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    4. Re:Out of State plates by mschuyler · · Score: 2

      Not a real issue. Out of state plates are really not the big deal they used to be when WA had one of the highest yearly excise taxes in America and people would try to get away with licensing their stuff in Oregon where fees were lower. Now they are fairly modest--especially compared to California, which taxes the shit out of vehicles. I used to pay $1,000 a year to license my car here. Now it's about $70 or so. So "tax avoidance" is not the issue here. If the vehicles are leased, that would probably explain it.

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    5. Re:Out of State plates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      TFA specifically calls out the fleet of AmazonFresh trucks, which are large Ryder trucks wrapped in Amazon branding. Definitely not personal vehicles from people who just moved in.

    6. Re:Out of State plates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You calling me a liar brah? I eat people faster than you eat a snack.

    7. Re:Out of State plates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      $50? I just renewed mine, and there was a $150 dollar surcharge for having an electric car. The rulers of our state hate electric cars and want to discourage ownership of them. They are so CONservative. So CONservative.

    8. Re: Out of State plates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They tried to outlaw electric cars. Electric cars.

    9. Re: Out of State plates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The rulers of Seattle are DINOs.

    10. Re:Out of State plates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bite me, liar.

    11. Re: Out of State plates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      go to your nearest U-Haul. Few if any of those will be plated for your state. Rental cars (Avis, Hertz et al) can be the same way. locally based haulage trucks will likely be plated not-in-your-state as well.

      Be surprised if those Amazon trucks are titled in the Cayman Islands.

    12. Re: Out of State plates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The rulers of WA hate electric cars.

    13. Re:Out of State plates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm trusting you that this makes economic sense on 2 X < Y terms, but I have a sneaking suspicion that a car parked for 6 months out of the year will require significantly more maintenance than one that's driven daily, even if you park the car in a garage and remove all of the gasoline / oil / transmission fluid while it's parked.

    14. Re:Out of State plates by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      On top of that you have money tied up in a depreciating asset.

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    15. Re: Out of State plates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm trusting you don't know much about vehicles or their maintenance. A vehicle that is driven will cause wear on the engine, drive train, tires, ball joints, break pads, and literally anything else that moves.

      A parked vehicle requires that you start it periodically to maintain lubrication of the internal parts.

      When you try to sound smart you usually end up sounding stupid.

    16. Re:Out of State plates by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      The bigger issues here is that the federal government has original jurisdiction on this which is also why all those agencies and departments don't know what to say. The feds via the interstate commerce clause has declared any vehicle with a gross weight rating of 10,001lbs or more is a commercial vehicle and subject to to their jurisdiction except when certain rules are followed. It gets extremely complicated from here because states are allowed to create their own laws unless they conflict with federal rules or apply to intrastate only commercial vehicles. Most states have a public utilities or transportation commission or department similar that regulates intrastate commercial vehicles that can fall into this list of exceptions. Some states mirror federal laws / rules and do not require specific registration for intrastate commercial vehicles if they are federally qualified.

      Please note the use of intrastate verses interstate as one stays within a state and the other crosses state borders. Now the ird program mentioned in California is present in all 48 contingent states also. It is part of the interstate commerce commission of ICC which i think they recently changed the name because it wasn't difficult enough. Anyways, you declare the states you are operating in and the license plate registration will be apportioned accordingly. If you travel in said commercial vehicle to a state not declared, you need a trip permit or have to alter the apportionment beforehand.

      So in essence, the vehicles in question have already paid their license fees for Washington state via the irp program in California and this complexity isactually a big win for all you big government people which I suspect the author is. The author simply didn't ask the right people the right questions or he would have found all this out. But i cannot blame him because i overly simplified the convoluted thing and expect some people to be confused still. I'm not an expert in this but have been subject to this regulation in the past and ended up hiring a compliance company via my insurance carrier to make sure I was compliant. Ryder's lease model is delivering vehicles compliant with the use terms of the contract so Amazon or anyone using them will be legal up to the actual operating of the vehicle which may or may not require a CDL license depending on the weight rating of the vehicle.

      Oh, and note the use or the term rating. It doesn't matter if you are not 10,001lbs or not, it matters that the manufacturer says the gross weight can be that high or higher.

    17. Re: Out of State plates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They don't qualify as a fleet.

  5. Ridiculous fluff by drawfour · · Score: 3, Informative

    Ridiculous fluff article. Wal-mart's revenue is more than twice that of Apple's, but no one would claim that Wal-mart is beating Apple.

    Microsoft's profit in one quarter is greater than the sum of all profits ever achieved by Amazon through their entire existence. To claim that Amazon has somehow "won" some battle is ridiculous when you're talking about revenue, not profits. They have to do something about their profit margins if they're going to turn revenue into profit...

    1. Re:Ridiculous fluff by bloodhawk · · Score: 1

      It is just clickbait journalism, the unpolished facts make it a far less interesting story.

    2. Re:Ridiculous fluff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, for investors what you care about is "price per share".

      And Amazon's is double that of Microsoft.

    3. Re:Ridiculous fluff by Nethead · · Score: 1

      The big powerhouse in the Puget Sound area is Boeing, a LOT of smaller businesses provide good manufacturing jobs supporting the Lazy-B. Aerospace is big in the Northwest, living wage jobs and good engineering jobs, a nice mix to have in an area.

      I don't see so much so for Amazon or Microsoft.

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    4. Re: Ridiculous fluff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it's a deliberate build-em-up-knock-em-down format. Some blogger wanted to rant about amazon's license plates, so they write all this shit at the front so that when they get around to their complaint, it looks more substantial.

    5. Re:Ridiculous fluff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. Amazon is the uber of the retail world. They don't bring anything to the economy other than slave like working conditions and razor thin margins.

    6. Re:Ridiculous fluff by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      The main error in the article, Amazon is not a tech company, Amazon is a logistic company that uses tech. They are now extending that logistics into handling digital materials but still focused on being a logistics company.

      Amazon has a break in the market because the other big logistics companies have failed to expand into and compete with Amazons model which will happen eventually and this will hurt Amazons revenue.

      M$ has choked the chicken on it's market, really badly and nothing will ever come of it as a result and they are on a downhill path. Wallmarts revenues have pretty much peaked, because they are vulture retailers, destroying the local economies they enter (reduced labour, lower wages, reduced occupancy as a result), they enter a market that can sustain a store, then destroy that market and as a result it can no longer sustain a store, they have a similar impact in larger markets, the stores can survive but they become less profitable.

      Apple will likely get another surge via a push into all in one big screen displays, tying that to their phones and tablets (they will also likely get a bit of a bump in desktops as creative types seek to protect their content in development from the prying eyes of M$, they are in a position to steal ideas across the board in early development stages and exploit them before the real creators can, seriously do not create content on Windows 10 unless you want to lose it).

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    7. Re:Ridiculous fluff by bloodhawk · · Score: 1

      don't comment on investors when you have no idea. What investors care about is share price growth or dividend not raw price and you CANNOT compare raw stock prices as a share in each company represents different things. Amazon price per share is about 10% higher than MS, but Amazon is worth about 25% LESS than MS

    8. Re:Ridiculous fluff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amazon price per share is about 10% higher than MS

      Um, Amazon's price per share is $659. Microsoft's price per share is $49.87. That's more than 10%.

      don't comment on investors when you have no idea...

    9. Re:Ridiculous fluff by bloodhawk · · Score: 2

      sorry my mistake, misread their share price. Regardless you cannot compare shareprices, only morons that don't understand stocks make such idiotic statements. a share in Amazon buys a much larger chunk of the company than a share in MS. To do a comparison you would need to compare about 16 MS shares to 1 Amzn share to be able to attempt to compare share price.

    10. Re:Ridiculous fluff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "M$ has choked the chicken on it's market, really badly and nothing will ever come of it as a result and they are on a downhill path"

      Maybe one day that will be true, though we have heard it on these forums for the last 20 years. In which time Microsoft's profits and revenue have exponentially grown. The article itself is also horseshit, the summary talks about profit then compares revenue. MS make around 20 times their quarterly profits, a single quarters profit from MS is more than the entire history of profits from Amazon combined.

    11. Re:Ridiculous fluff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lazy-B? What the f*? You've been out of the loop.
      And those of us left employed resent that moniker.

    12. Re: Ridiculous fluff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, Amazon Web services? Biggest cloud compute network on earth? Amazon is certainly a tech company.

    13. Re:Ridiculous fluff by Nethead · · Score: 1

      Maybe because of where I work we get all the laid-off Boeing workers. And you wonder why we can't get seats delivered in time!

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  6. Summary heaps praise on advertising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry, maybe there's profit from selling goods online. Advertising won't be profitable. It's a bubble that's not sustainable. Regulation and ad blocking will kill that industry, especially as people tire of intrusive ads and drive-by malware. I found it interesting that YouTube is playing unskippable 30 second ads simultaneously popping up a message encouraging people to sign up for YouTube Red. No, I won't sign up for that, but it's a sign that advertising is failing and Google is getting desperate.

    1. Re:Summary heaps praise on advertising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, maybe there's profit from selling goods online. Advertising won't be profitable. It's a bubble that's not sustainable. Regulation and ad blocking will kill that industry, especially as people tire of intrusive ads and drive-by malware. I found it interesting that YouTube is playing unskippable 30 second ads simultaneously popping up a message encouraging people to sign up for YouTube Red. No, I won't sign up for that, but it's a sign that advertising is failing and Google is getting desperate.

      Wait, Youtube has ads?? When did that happen?!

      Oh yeah, I use an ad blocker. Been using some form of ad blocking since before Youtube existed. Or Google for that matter - this is back when Altavista (URL: http://altavista.digital.com/) was a good search engine, prior to Yahoo getting their claws on it. It was the Junkbusters filtering proxy, back in the day. Now it's Ublock Origin or ABP. Anyways, you can easily skip their "unskippable" ads. They're only "unskippable" if you let your browser load them. If not, you don't even realize they exist.

      An add-on that blocks the annoying annotations by default would be nice though.

    2. Re:Summary heaps praise on advertising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      digital.com

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      It's fucking May.

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    3. Re:Summary heaps praise on advertising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why, it's as though things can change in 20+ years.

      Digital as in DEC, as in Digital Equipment Corp. Maybe you've heard of them? They used to make mainframes. Then it was just plain altavista.com. Then Yahoo fucked it up because they didn't want a search engine, they wanted a "portal".

      But you gotta love when people who are obviously ignorant, spout off like they caught the obvious flaw, proving how clever they are. That's just it - you're not. You weren't around back then. That digital.com now belongs to a domain squatter means nothing. Try the Wiki page for altavista.com if you're done reveling in your own stupidity. Near the top of the page:

      "AltaVista was created by researchers at Digital Equipment Corporation's Network Systems Laboratory and Western Research Laboratory who were trying to provide services to make finding files on the public network easier.[3] Paul Flaherty came up with the original idea,[4] [5] along with Louis Monier and Michael Burrows, who wrote the crawler and indexer, respectively. The name "AltaVista" was chosen in relation to the surroundings of their company at Palo Alto, California. AltaVista publicly launched as an internet search engine on December 15, 1995 at altavista.digital.com.[6][7]"

      If you want to be a man and not a little boy, you can admit that you were wrong and should do your own homework before you judge others. My bet is: the thread ends here, with your silence. But occasionally people actually do surprise me.

    4. Re:Summary heaps praise on advertising by destinyland · · Score: 1

      If you want to be a man and not a little boy, you can admit that you were wrong and should do your own homework before you judge others.

      Geez, man why the abuse?

      I worked briefly at Digital Equipment Corporation in the early 1990s. I was feeling wistful from your comment about how much things had changed over the years, remembering when Yahoo was actually a king. (A friend of mine told me he remembers when Yahoo's address still contained stanford.edu.) Usenet, FTP, HotWired.com, Napster...

      That seems to me like the real substance of this discussion. Anyways, thanks for your thoughts on Digital Equipment Corporation.

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    5. Re:Summary heaps praise on advertising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless you are this AC, my comment was not aimed at you. You can also just click "Parent" on my comment to see what I'm actually responding to.

      Slashdot has an annoying habit of (selectively) collapsing comments by ACs and making it less-than-obvious this has happened, so I can understand the confusion. It's basically why so many really relevant, insightful, useful comments that happen to be made by ACs don't get noticed unless they get modded up, and many mods feel that ACs are a waste of their points. Before Slashdot was owned by faceless corps, back when Rob Malda personally ran things, this was less of a problem. Now the perception is, "oh noes, ACs might say offensive things, and no one engaging in Net discussions should ever develop a thick skin!" Anyway, I digress.

      That AC (which I assume is not you) is basically a punk kid who wasn't around back then, but thinks that because digital.com is now owned by a domain squatter, that somehow that makes me a liar when I talk about how things were a couple decades ago. Of course it never occurs to these people to do a quick search or Wiki lookup before they spout off. That would interfere with reveling in their ignorance and generally making an ass of themselves.

  7. DO NOT CLICK THAT LINK! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I clicked it and it led to the picture of the goatse.cx guy. Don't click it!

    1. Re:DO NOT CLICK THAT LINK! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it links to the video of a blonde with tux t-shirt taking a shower to best of the 80s music.

    2. Re: DO NOT CLICK THAT LINK! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure what you clicked. Like the GP, I also got redirected to goatsex by the link.

  8. Now let's see Bezos do this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ride a rocket

  9. First non-Amazon device was a Raspberry Pi. by strredwolf · · Score: 1

    Too late on the "Echo on a non-Amazon device": Amazon Echo DIY with a Raspberry Pi

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  10. When you fire or lay off... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    your best employees, of course you're going to be at a disadvantage. I've lived in Seattle since 1986, and it always amazes me that my friends that are the best developers are always the ones that Microsoft gets rid of. Instead of moving the best people to new projects, they just get rid of entire teams when their wishy-washy management changes priorities. A friend that worked for them since 1988(IIRC) when they bought Sybase and rebranded it as SQL server, was recently laid-off. They discontinued the feature he was working on. Also, three of my old apartmentmates were let go last year after each spending over a decade on the Windows build team. Microsoft is attempting to move the build to China, and of course, is having problems. When you constantly git rid of your most experienced people, of course you're going to have problems.

    1. Re: When you fire or lay off... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My wife was recently hired as a contractor to a vendor for the Windows build team. She makes $12 per hour. Think she is as good as the employee she replaced? Of course not.

    2. Re: When you fire or lay off... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The SQL server team has been gutted. My husband was on it for a decade and was there in the early 2000s when they decided to try to make it a competitive product. Of course he was one of the first people laid off because of his salary. Microsoft just doesn't appreciate experience or institutional knowledge.

    3. Re: When you fire or lay off... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was 1988 with a release the following year. I worked there until the 4.21 release for Windows NT. My entire team was replaced by unpaid interns. It was sad watching the product we worked so hard on go downhill. Microsoft hasn't changed.

    4. Re: When you fire or lay off... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SQL Server 2005 was such a huge improvement over 2000. It was sad to see M$ gut the team after its release.

    5. Re: When you fire or lay off... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When Amazon respects measurable results and Microsoft internal politics, of course Amazon is going to do better in the long run.

    6. Re: When you fire or lay off... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And with program managers that just don't understand the product. We run eighteen(18!) different editions of SQL Server and about six different versions. Licensing is a nightmare. Our last audit took over two years to complete. Off the top of my head, we have MSDE, Personal, Datawarehouse Appliance, APS, LocalDB, Fast Track, Evaluation, Compact, Developer, Embedded, BI, Standard, Workgroup, Enterprise, and Datacenter editions. Microsoft has made it a confusing nightmare just to use their database. Amazon's AWS pricing is complicated, but nothing as bad as Microsoft's.

    7. Re: When you fire or lay off... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually there's 19 different editions of Microsoft's attempt at an SQL server. I know because at one time or another we've used them all. With the money we've wasted on legal fees and audits, I think we could have paid for switching to PostgreSQL or MySQL ten times over.

    8. Re:When you fire or lay off... by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      Actually the reality is quite the opposite: the worst employees get laid off and they try to keep the best with retention bonuses. They fact that you have "apartment mates" at your age is very telling.

    9. Re: When you fire or lay off... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because housing prices in Seattle are so cheap...not!

    10. Re: When you fire or lay off... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Contractors making in the teens here is the new normal.

    11. Re: When you fire or lay off... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a $3,500 a month two bedroom overlooking Elliott Bay, and I have my own bedroom. Plus, parking is $380 per month per space. Could you afford that by yourself?

    12. Re: When you fire or lay off... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For those that don't know, that's the main waterfront in Seattle. I'd love to love there, even with roommates.

    13. Re: When you fire or lay off... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Contractors making in the teens here is the new normal.

      My twin sons graduated from Univ of Wash three years ago, and both are working for Microsoft vendors for in the teens. It is the new normal. A CS degree just isn't worth what it was when I got mine in 1989.

    14. Re: When you fire or lay off... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm making $35k a year after nine years with a Microsoft vendor. It's hard to afford your own place while making that. The GP must live in the Midwest or something.

    15. Re: When you fire or lay off... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have my own place, but spend over half of my income from Microsoft on rent. Looks like the binary guy lives in the middle of nowhere.

    16. Re: When you fire or lay off... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Firing by team instead of by competency has been killing Microsoft for nearly two decades. Disclaimer: been laid off twice from Microsoft when the feature I was working on got cut. Yes, I'm bitter.

    17. Re: When you fire or lay off... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With Microsoft, $12 per hour is the new normal.

    18. Re: When you fire or lay off... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nineteen? How in the f*** are you supposed to figure out the licensing?

    19. Re: When you fire or lay off... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't. You just get audited and Microsoft screws you.

    20. Re: When you fire or lay off... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Getting rid of entire teams is just more efficient than trying to actually determine who is worth keeping.

    21. Re: When you fire or lay off... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      $35k isn't too bad compared to what I make at Microsoft.

    22. Re: When you fire or lay off... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They just don't pay fair wages.

    23. Re: When you fire or lay off... by ranton · · Score: 1

      I'm making $35k a year after nine years with a Microsoft vendor. It's hard to afford your own place while making that.

      Jesus, $35k per year after nine years? Please say that is some kind of tier 1 customer service, or serving food or something.

      The GP must live in the Midwest or something.

      While the GP was being a jerk about it, he was certainly insunuating that the AC must be someone who still had trouble paying a few thousand for his dwelling after decades in the IT industry. It is probably accurate that someone with over 20 years experience who has trouble paying $3500 per month in rent does not have the expertise to identify the *best* developers at Microsoft.

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    24. Re: When you fire or lay off... by ranton · · Score: 1

      It's a $3,500 a month two bedroom overlooking Elliott Bay, and I have my own bedroom. Plus, parking is $380 per month per space. Could you afford that by yourself?

      $3500 per month is not that much for successful IT personnel. Paying 50% of take home on rent is not uncommon in city areas, which only comes to a salary of about $125k per year. Even in the Midwest that isn't very high for someone with about 10 years of experience. Certainly anyone skilled enough to identify the *best* Microsoft developers makes much more than that.

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    25. Re: When you fire or lay off... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe it's time to stop whining and move your sorry pampered asses. There are far more lucrative areas in the US to work and live.
      Sure, you'll have to be assimilated into the local culture (tree huggers NOT welcome) but once you realize that you can make a decent living and swallow your skewed 'principles' , the rest is easy. Again, tree huggers NOT welcome.

    26. Re: When you fire or lay off... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then don't fucking work for Microsoft!
      Are you that fucking stupid?

    27. Re: When you fire or lay off... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Continue to be bitter or move to another location where your skills are valued.
      I grew up as a military kid so moving is no bid deal. I have a tough time understanding those who think they are entitled to live in the
      same place for their entire lives. It's a nice pipe dream, but it's no longer feasible.

    28. Re: When you fire or lay off... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      I'm surprised Oracle haven't sued them for copying their business model.

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  11. that's nothing by Gravis+Zero · · Score: 1

    Starbucks on the other hand beat both their profits combined with billions in profit last year. I certainly helps that many people are addicted to caffeine.

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    1. Re:that's nothing by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I certainly helps that many people are addicted to caffeine.

      It helps even more that "fair trade" price for coffee beans is only about 3 cents per cup of coffee, and it costs even less to burn them, which is what Starfucks does when they claim to be "roasting" coffee. I suppose it also helps that people dumb enough to drink their coffee have too unsophisticated a palate to tell that the beans were burnt to fuck.

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  12. Did OP mean they are biggest employers in Ireland by postmortem · · Score: 2

    Because their US divisions are making a loss year after year, and have no [taxable] income at all

  13. High revenue doesn't mean high profits by the_humeister · · Score: 1

    There are plenty of companies with higher revenues than Microsoft (eg most oil companies, Wal*Mart, etc.). That doesn't mean higher profits though. Amazon sells so much stuff, it was inevitable their revenues would increase. But their profit margins are pretty small.

  14. really shit summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Really bad journalism or just someone that doesn't understand financials? MS profit per quarter is orders of magnitude higher than amazons.

  15. Share price irrelevant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    sorry my mistake, misread their share price. Regardless you cannot compare shareprices, only morons that don't understand stocks make such idiotic statements. a share in Amazon buys a much larger chunk of the company than a share in MS. To do a comparison you would need to compare about 16 MS shares to 1 Amzn share to be able to attempt to compare share price.

    It's actually almost insane that we still give shares a nominal value, precisely because it is utterly meaningless. The question for an investor is not what the share value is, it's what the actual value is. When I decide to buy stock, I pick a dollar value to buy. When I decide to sell, I look at dollar value I can sell for. The share price is irrelevant 99.9% of the time.

    1. Re:Share price irrelevant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's actually almost insane that we still give shares a nominal value, precisely because it is utterly meaningless. The question for an investor is not what the share value is, it's what the actual value is. When I decide to buy stock, I pick a dollar value to buy. When I decide to sell, I look at dollar value I can sell for. The share price is irrelevant 99.9% of the time.

      It's not meaningless at all. Share quantities are all about control of the company. The quantity of shares doesn't necessarily correlate with the current price of a share.

      If I buy 99% of a company at $1 per share ten years ago, and the share price is now $1,000 per share that doesn't mean I own any less than 99% of the company, and therefore still have 99% of the votes.

    2. Re:Share price irrelevant by Your.Master · · Score: 1

      Irrelevant. Shares do not represent a percent of votes. The number of shares is itself arbitrary and changeable. For instance, it can do a stock split, or it can simply issue new shares and dilute the current ones.

      The company can even render your vote irrelevant after the fact. There are laws against being egregious here, but in principle 51% of the company can vote to issue bonus shares to that same 51%. Usually in exchange for money (capital investment), although occasionally a part of an acquisition. Boom, now the 49% of the company at $1 per share ten years ago is 4% of the company at $1000 per share, and you only have 4% of the votes, meaning you lost 45% of the votes without even doing anything even though you voted against it. You still made a shitload of money though, so you can't complain too much.

      The only meaning to quantity of shares is that their total quantity defines price per share. The only meanings to price per share are:

      1. The price of one share represents the granularity with which you can buy and sell the company. As the GP says, in principle we could use a fixed granularity of a dollar instead, or of 1 cent, or of a Euro, or a troy ounce of gold, or whatever.
      2. It provides a metric by which you can measure the change in share price. Even this is pretty loose, because again, the quantity of shares is changing over time as new shares are issued, old shares are bought back, etc. -- but in theory, buybacks and new share issuances are supposed to be neutral to the share value by themselves, and stock splits / merges are shown very vividly on stock charts.

    3. Re:Share price irrelevant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Irrelevant. Shares do not represent a percent of votes.

      Yes they do. Unless you're buying second class, non-voting stock.

      The rest of your nonsense is just saying that by changing the number of shares the voting capacity/control changes, thereby proving exactly my point. The number of shares is about control. Thanks for playing, don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.

    4. Re:Share price irrelevant by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      I think he meant that one share of company X isn't necessarily the same percentage as one share of Y Inc.

      Likewise, X might be at $12 and Y might be $500. Is Y better if it was at $600 last week and X was at 10? Could go either way.

      Before I even read it I figured the article was a load of crap.

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    5. Re:Share price irrelevant by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      It's actually almost insane that we still give shares a nominal value, precisely because it is utterly meaningless. The question for an investor is not what the share value is, it's what the actual value is.

      The question for an investor is how much profit can I make when these numbers change. It's not what a company is "actually" worth, since that seems to have so little influence on stock price. It's what a company is perceived to be worth. As we know, the market works not on reality, but on the perception of reality.

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  16. Revenue != size by afgam28 · · Score: 1

    Amazon is the last in a long line of middlemen that make up a supply chain. Anyone who is silly enough to measure companies by revenue is naturally going to have a bias that makes them think that retailers are "bigger" than manufacturing and engineering companies. What matters isn't the revenue that passes through a company, but the profit that they get to keep.

    I'm not trying to put down Amazon - they're a very successful company and probably one day they'll be bigger than Microsoft. But not today.

  17. Stock jump attributed to Prime sales? Interesting. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Considering those assholes at Amazon signed me up for a Prime account without my knowledge, tried to bill me for it, and I had to scream at customer service until they removed it with the thread I would never be eligible for prime again.

    I trust Amazon about as much as I trust Google. 0%

  18. It's also bull because the CEO was paid only $80k by raymorris · · Score: 0

    The summary is also misleading in saying that "Amazon CEO made ...". He was paid $80,000 for being CEO.

    Separately, he was also the principal investor in the company at its founding, the owner of company. The OWNERS/investors made made money (on paper) when the stock went up. That has nothing to do with whether he's the CEO, or even works there.

    To make that more clear, I founded a company about 20 years ago. About four years ago, I got burned out on being CEO, so I quit working for that company and got another job. I don't get paid by that company since I don't work there. However, I still OWN the company, all of the stock, so profits end up with me. My gains as the sole investor have nothing to do with whether I work there, which I don't. Bezos is similar- he's done well on his investment in Amazon. Coincidentally, he also happens to work there, but that's separate.

  19. Apples to Oragnes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Amazon isn't a tech company. It's a general store.

    1. Re: Apples to Oragnes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amazon run the largest, most numerous multi tenant cloud data centres on the planet. They are very much a tech company. Also, they are a general store.

  20. Selling $1 bills for $0.95 by DogDude · · Score: 1

    Amazon is selling dollar bills for 95 cents. Big deal. Anybody can do that. It's quite frankly, moronic, to compare them to Microsoft.

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  21. That's only one factor by bretts · · Score: 1

    So "tax avoidance" is not the issue here.

    We should probably look at the total cost of the vehicle, including purchasing and insurance.

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  23. They all fall eventually by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

    Amazon, Inc. is the new Sears & Roebuck Co.
    Some decades from now we'll see them closing up too. It will probably happen shortly after Jeff Bezos retires.

    These companies seem to run on the drive and personality of their founding CEO. We're already seeing Microsoft crumble away after the exit of Bill Gates, arguable he checked out mentally long before he officially left. Apple may follow a similar trend downward without Steve Jobs.

    I predict that Bezos may only want to run the Amazon machinery for another 5-10 years before he moves on to other interests, especially now that the machine is running so well and many of the growth challenges have already been conquered.

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    1. Re:They all fall eventually by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's your point? Of course everything in this world is transient.

    2. Re:They all fall eventually by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      You should buy before the peak and sell before the crash.

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  24. Feels good to have nothing to do with Amazon by ToddInSF · · Score: 1

    If you buy shit from them YOU ARE the problem.

  25. Growth = Progress = Entropy by bretts · · Score: 1

    However, growth has done that to countless communities ... tech or not... for generations.

    I find the most amazing insights on Slashdot. Will you tell us more about this?