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Apple's Smartwatch Draws Competition And A Very Bad Review (businessinsider.com)

Apple's share of the smartwatch market actually started declining in 2016, dropping down to just 52.4% (down from 63%), according to Business Insider. And following up on Apple's first drop in earnings in over 10 years, Slashdot reader Zanadou shares a Gizmodo's latest story about the Apple Watch.

"I stopped wearing it two months ago, and I'm not sure if I'll ever wear it again. That's because it doesn't really do anything that anyone needs, and even when it does, it doesn't always work like it's supposed to. Here are some things I learned over the past year of strapping the screen vibrator to my wrist."
The article describes wanting to try a new form factor, but ending up confused by the watch's two-button interface (where the buttons perform multiple functions). Gizmodo's writer complains that "there's literally no comfortable way to actually use it," and while he did appreciate things like the time-of-sunrise feature and the ability to read text messages on your wrist, most Apple Watch apps "just end up being a shell of the iPhone app". And worst of all, it was difficult to use the watch to actually tell time, since "the screen doesn't always turn on when you raise your wrist like it's supposed to."

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  1. Some products fail... by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 4, Insightful

    News Flash! This is the beginning of end of Apple, I tell you! Where is John Sculley! Actually, Apple's history is littered with stuff that never quite made it, that's the way it works. And, many say that Apple's "drop in earnings" is simply due to the fact that most of what they do sell is not crap, so people replace it less often. Even with Apples "drop in earnings", they are at no risk of financial disaster. Disclaimer, I own an iPhone 5s which still works just fine for me, but in general I can not afford any of the other flashy baubles from the Apple line-up...

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    1. Re:Some products fail... by tnk1 · · Score: 2

      That said, they do need to keep things moving along. You don't maintain high revenue and buzz doing rehashes of something you've already done.

      If they get the smartwatch right in terms of design and software, it could be useful, but they absolutely need to not only do that, but somehow bring back a device that just about everyone has stopped wearing, ironically due to smartphones like the iPhone. Seems like they're trying to turn buggywhips into car keys.

      I actually think that something like smart glasses is a form factor that people still use and which would be more convenient than a wrist watch. If you are able to do something with eye tracking, it could even be controlled conveniently. And being something that is close to the eye, it can actually offer *more* screen real estate, rather than less. Not to mention the immersion factor of being able to effectively give you a HUD.

      Obviously, it can't look as stupid and glaring as Google Glass, but I don't believe we can't do better than that.

    2. Re:Some products fail... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure if I'll ever wear it again. That's because it doesn't really do anything that anyone needs.

      File this under "Well, DUH!!!"

    3. Re:Some products fail... by radarskiy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'd love to have a failure like "sold more watches than Switzerland".

    4. Re:Some products fail... by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      While I agree that reports of their imminent demise are premature, it has to be said that they do seem to have been struggling to come up with new stuff since Jobs died. Lots of iterations and a watch.

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    5. Re:Some products fail... by Alomex · · Score: 1

      Presently Tim Cook could shit in a handkerchief and there would an eight hour line up at the Apple store to buy a million of those. So yes, the Applewatch is a failure.

    6. Re:Some products fail... by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      Even when Jobs was running the shop, the vast majority of what Apple did was "Lots of iterations." from 1999 to his death, they came up with the iPod which wasn't conceptually different from anything already on the market, and a pretty neat phone. Even the iPad is just a big version of the iPhone without cellular voice.

      And let's not forget that Jobs had a nice string of failures too - his near obsession with cubic computers being a prime example. Jobs looked so good because the rest of the industry was complete shit at the time. None of Apple's competition had any stylistic sense, and thought that the spec sheet would save them, and they were flat wrong. That dynamic has changed now (a lot of that change owing to Jobs & co.)

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    7. Re:Some products fail... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no half as much as Apple would!

  2. Apps are Useless, But not the Watch by glennrrr · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Apps take too long to launch to be useful, but features such as calendar display, notifications, find my phone, ApplePay, temperature make it worth putting on every work day.

    1. Re:Apps are Useless, But not the Watch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe for some people if the watch came free with the iPhone. Even then I would still leave it untouched in the package, as I think would a lot of people.

      But when a stainless steel band is $300....all you can say is Apple has lost their marbles.

    2. Re:Apps are Useless, But not the Watch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apps take too long to launch to be useful, but features such as calendar display, notifications, find my phone, ApplePay, temperature make it worth putting on every work day.

      Lol. A phone is just as useful or more useful than a smart (or should we call them dumb) watch in the circumstances you're talking about.
      My home screen on the phone gives me access to calendar display, notifications, meteo info for the place I'im in. Why in God's name would I even want to see these informations on a tiny tiny screen instead ?

      As long as smartwatches try to copy the smartphone they're useless. And yeah it includes the apple smartwatch. Right now the smartwatch industry (barring exceptions like fitness trackers) is a solution looking for a problem. And I'm not conviced there is even a problem to begin with.

    3. Re:Apps are Useless, But not the Watch by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 5, Insightful

      But when a stainless steel band is $300....all you can say is Apple has lost their marbles.

      No, Apple is being smart. They have realized that Smartwatches are not technology products, they are fashion accessories. The Apple Watch is not competing with Samsung, it is competing with Rolex, Bulgari, and Patek Philippe. They need to keep the price high to make it exclusive.

    4. Re:Apps are Useless, But not the Watch by kuzb · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, it's competing with the moto360 and the urbane. And it's losing.

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    5. Re: Apps are Useless, But not the Watch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      With marketshare greater than 50% it's hard to say it's losing.

    6. Re:Apps are Useless, But not the Watch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      But when a stainless steel band is $300....all you can say is Apple has lost their marbles.

      No, Apple is being smart. They have realized that Smartwatches are not technology products, they are fashion accessories. The Apple Watch is not competing with Samsung, it is competing with Rolex, Bulgari, and Patek Philippe. They need to keep the price high to make it exclusive.

      For pete's sake let's get real here. Rolex starts from several thousand dollars, more than 5000 $ for a stainless steel watch. For gold, wether two-tone or full 18k gold we're in the tens of thousands of dollars. As for Patek Philippe it's even higher than Rolex. Way higher.
      The Apple smartwatch (even its gold edition) doesn't even play in the same league as these two manufacturers.

      The Apple smartwatch plays in the low end of the spectrum. Less than a thousand dollars. And for that kind of money you till get better dumb watches than the apple watch.

    7. Re: Apps are Useless, But not the Watch by kuzb · · Score: 1, Informative

      I don't think even for a second that apple has a 50% market share. It's hilarious to even think that. The article is full of shit.

      Some of the android watches were going on to their 3rd iteration by the time apple got out of the gate.

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    8. Re: Apps are Useless, But not the Watch by BasilBrush · · Score: 3, Informative

      What are facts when you're a true believer?

    9. Re: Apps are Useless, But not the Watch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It has a 50% share "in the smartwatch market", which makes perfect sense, as hardly anyone owns a smartwatch to begin with.

      "Some of the android watches"

      Hardly anyone owns a smartwatch, especially an android one.

    10. Re:Apps are Useless, But not the Watch by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 2, Insightful

      For pete's sake let's get real here. Rolex starts from several thousand dollars, more than 5000 $ for a stainless steel watch.

      Apples and oranges. The Rolex can last a lifetime. The Apple Watch needs to be replaced every few years with the latest model. The TCO is higher with an Apple Watch.

      The point of fashion is to draw attention to yourself. If you wear a Rolex to a cocktail party will anyone notice or care? I don't think so. But if you wear an Apple Watch, people will notice, and it might even be a topic of conversation, especially if you know how to demo some cool features.

      Disclaimer: I do not own a smart watch. But I do have a fake Rolex that I bought for $10 in Guangzhou.

    11. Re: Apps are Useless, But not the Watch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well if YOU don't think it then I'm sure it's true. Thanks for showing up and setting us all straight with your inside knowledge.

    12. Re: Apps are Useless, But not the Watch by jsh1972 · · Score: 2

      After losing my first moto 360 that I got when new (on kit Kat), I wasn't too concerned. I'd put it on at 7am and it'd be dead by 5pm. I recently got another on swappa, what a difference marshmallow makes. Device is generally more snappy and now I put it on at 6am and when I take it off at 11pm, it still has ~55% left on battery. It's a great buy if you can find a decent used one or one on same somewhere. They even added gesture navigation which I use a lot as it lets me use it while cycling.

    13. Re: Apps are Useless, But not the Watch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Rolex is less expensive than the Apple in the long run. $500 every 2-3 years for the Apple vs $5000 every 50-100 years for the Rolex. Okay, so the Rolex also needs a $300 service every 8-10 years but it still won't eat your money as quickly as the Apple.

    14. Re:Apps are Useless, But not the Watch by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      "They have realized that Smartwatches are not technology products, they are fashion accessories."

      Smartwatches are not fashion accessory watches. Watch geeks pay extra for complex mechanical movements that are not as accurate as low-budget quartz because a mechanical movement is a work of art in its own right. If smartwatches are going to take off as a category, they have to do something irreplaceably useful, like being able to continuously monitor blood pressure, pulse and glucose in cooperation with iPhone apps. The sensor capability this takes is not quite here yet.

    15. Re:Apps are Useless, But not the Watch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      No, Apple is being smart. They have realized that Smartwatches are not technology products, they are fashion accessories. The Apple Watch is not competing with Samsung, it is competing with Rolex, Bulgari, and Patek Philippe. They need to keep the price high to make it exclusive.

      For pete's sake let's get real here. Rolex starts from several thousand dollars, more than 5000 $ for a stainless steel watch. For gold, wether two-tone or full 18k gold we're in the tens of thousands of dollars. As for Patek Philippe it's even higher than Rolex. Way higher.
      The Apple smartwatch (even its gold edition) doesn't even play in the same league as these two manufacturers

      Anyone wearing a Rolex or Patek Phillipe is laughing at you and your Apple Watch.

    16. Re:Apps are Useless, But not the Watch by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      If you're going to fool any floozies, you need to spend more money on your fakes.

      People will notice you demoing an apple watch, notice you and take a half step backwards without realizing it.

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    17. Re:Apps are Useless, But not the Watch by gnasher719 · · Score: 1

      "No, it's competing with the moto360 and the urbane. And it's losing." Apple Watch has been beating Rolex in revenue ($6bn vs. $4.5 bn). I'm sure you can tell use how moto360 and urbane are doing in revenue and profits, if you are so sure that Apple is losing.

    18. Re:Apps are Useless, But not the Watch by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

      >Disclaimer: I do not own a smart watch. But I do have a fake Rolex that I bought for $10 in Guangzhou.

      I got a beautiful fake Rolex (a "Fauxlex") in Phnom Penh for the same price about 5 years ago and it still works. It's a pretty faithful copy and was well worth the money to be honest.

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    19. Re:Apps are Useless, But not the Watch by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      Disclaimer: I do not own a smart watch. But I do have a fake Rolex that I bought for $10 in Guangzhou.

      Dude, head over to the Taobao mall at 580 Nanjing Xi Lu (the fake market) and you can get a fake Apple Watch for $10. Runs a bastardized version of Android, actually does most of what people want the Apple Watch to do (view texts, appointments, etc), and the UI is spot-on to the Apple UI. Heck, for $30 you can get one with a 3G cellphone inside, just need your SIM card!

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    20. Re:Apps are Useless, But not the Watch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      UX over UI. "Getting information like the weather isnâ(TM)t bad either, except that when you try to actually look it up, the watch slows down and gives you a spinning loading indicator. You donâ(TM)t know if itâ(TM)ll load in a reasonable amount of time, or if itâ(TM)ll just keep on swirling about. "

      UI: Ideally, show them the percentage of the expected data that's loaded. Failing that, show them an animated .GIF to demonstrate that the application and/or the OS (Ancient MacOS and Win were cooperative multitasking - or although UNIX was real multitasking, X could die and leave the OS just fine) hasn't crashed. Call it the "throbber" in Mosaic or Netscape or whatever the browser application is. If it takes 3 seconds to load the .GIF from a website and draw it on a sub-GHz CPU, and 5 seconds to load the actual content in the background over dialup, the user will perceive the response as 2 seconds and be happy! It's a white lie. We'll live with it.

      UX 1.0: Our users are so stupid they don't know the difference between an animated .GIF and actual loading, and if we tried to explain it to them like the UI people wanted us to, we'd have to pay support techs, so stare at the stupid .GIF and we're not even going to give you an "abort and reload" button because that would be cluttered. Lie to the fuckers, the telemetry said it increased conversion from demo to paid by 2%.

      UX 2.0: They don't even know that the UX 1.0 people were lying to their users; they actually believe that "displaythestupidloadingicon" in their framework of choice actually represents progress in loading the data.

    21. Re:Apps are Useless, But not the Watch by Gussington · · Score: 1

      No, Apple is being smart. They have realized that Smartwatches are not technology products, they are fashion accessories.

      You are right that watches are fashion accessories, but the Apple watch isn't what I'd call "fashionable". Maybe to the dorks who think funny t-shirts and jeans are a fashion statement, but your average Rolex owner isn't going to be rushing out to buy a tacky gimmick like this.

    22. Re:Apps are Useless, But not the Watch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No one who knows about watches is going to give a shit about the iwatch.

    23. Re: Apps are Useless, But not the Watch by jazzis · · Score: 1

      With marketshare greater than 50% it's hard to say it's losing.

      mod up as informative to the clueless bias-asses!

    24. Re: Apps are Useless, But not the Watch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forget what audience the A&W crowd is. They don't have widgets to display any relevant information about anything on their home screen.

    25. Re: Apps are Useless, But not the Watch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some of the android watches were going on to their 3rd iteration by the time apple got out of the gate.

      And eventually someone will buy one of them, when they finally escape from the asylum.

    26. Re:Apps are Useless, But not the Watch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except it's outsold the moto360 by a massive margin... I don't know how can call that losing.

    27. Re:Apps are Useless, But not the Watch by ganjadude · · Score: 1

      thats how i got my gear s2, came with my S7 pre order. I would never have personally spent any cash on the thing. Having said that, I do find it to be a decent thing, however i never wear watches so it does take some adjusting on my part

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    28. Re:Apps are Useless, But not the Watch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mechanical watches don't last a lifetime, they have to be cleaned, lubed, and adjusted (CLA'd) every few years or they will wear out, break down, and stop working. Have you priced official Rolex (or AP, PP, VC, JLC, etc...) service? hint: it's more expensive than a new iWatch. You may also need a second watch to use while the primary is off being serviced.

      The price of a fancy Swiss watch has little to do with its durability or performance.

    29. Re: Apps are Useless, But not the Watch by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      ... and they are still a solution in search of a problem. I don't care how many iterations of a useless device there has been - it's still a useless device.

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    30. Re: Apps are Useless, But not the Watch by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      I would be curious if smartwatches includes Fitbits. I am pretty sure Fitbit outsold Apple.

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  3. I got a Seiko by future+assassin · · Score: 0

    Pepsi smart watch because its smart enough to have the time always visible http://s67.photobucket.com/use... WIth my phone on vibrate if I need to be notified when out hiking/trails.

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    1. Re:I got a Seiko by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 1

      Agreed. I bought a Seiko years ago after doing a rough calculation of how much cheap breakable watches had cost me over a period of time. I still wear it ever day, and it does what a watch should, it tells time.

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  4. Kinda predictable but... by squiggleslash · · Score: 2

    ...the problem with Apple is the amount of stuff they produce that doesn't seem like it'll be successful, and ends up being massively successful. So those of us skeptical get burnt after predicting one too many failures and shut up, especially when Gruber et al are rationally debunking similarly skeptical media about it, but we're still thinking "Why the F would someone want a watch that doesn't even display the time unless you wiggle it, and that has to be charged once a day?"

    I was impressed, kinda, by the Pebble, which doesn't have either of these problems, but it still never jumped out as something I'd definitely use. The iWatch is more expensive, you can't glance at it to tell the time, and it needs to be made part of an evening ritual of charging. All for the ability to reduce the number of times you take your phone out of your pocket.

    Beyond "Yes, but it's Apple, you're always wrong about Apple" I don't see why this was ever thought to be a thing people would desperately want.

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    1. Re:Kinda predictable but... by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 2

      In truth, these sorts of stories are less about Apple and more about the product category as a whole. However Apple managed to convince some people who otherwise didn't see the utility in smart watches to buy one. Now that group of people are realizing smart watches don't do anything compelling for them.

      Me, I've been wearing a Garmin Vivosmart for the past 14-15 months. I got it mainly because I'd hoped it would motivate me to get off my *ss more... and it has. But, somewhat surprisingly, it's also taught me that getting notifications on my wrist can be useful.

      So, now, I'm thinking at some point I very well may get an Apple Watch, eventually - but charging it every day is a big negative (plus one of the things I like about the Vivosmart is it makes a great alarm clock). My Garmin lasts 9-10 days, but of course it has a very low res display. Things like Pebble's products appeal to some, but IMO their displays suck in different ways. It seems there are currently significant negative trade offs no matter what option you choose.

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    2. Re:Kinda predictable but... by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      It's a V1 product. At V1, the iPhone didn't have apps, was 2G, didn't have cut'n'paste or any form of multitasking, and was slow. What will the v6 Apple watch do?

    3. Re:Kinda predictable but... by Pennidren · · Score: 3, Funny

      Hopefully it will allow you to tell time when you glance at it.

    4. Re:Kinda predictable but... by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

      What will the v6 Apple watch do?

      Something useful, or is that too much to hope for?

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    5. Re:Kinda predictable but... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      The problem with the watch is the same as the problem with smartphones in the mid '90s: the technology isn't up to the vision. I have a Skagen watch that has a titanium band and is so thin that I can forget that I'm wearing it. That's the sort of form factor that a watch should have. In comparison, the Apple watch reminds me of the Casio calculator watch that I thought was really cool when I was 11: it's big and bulky. On top of that, it has a short battery life. It needs to be about a quarter of the current thickness and have a battery that can last at least a few days between charges. I can see the advantages of a smartwatch, but I can't yet see them outweighing the inconvenience of the poor form factor.

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    6. Re:Kinda predictable but... by wwphx · · Score: 1

      I've been wearing a Pebble Time Steel since they shipped, well, except when I sleep, and quite like it. I looked at the Apple Watch and there were many things that I didn't like: weight, price, and UI. I want: an alarm, a count down timer, and a display that I can read without having to put on my reading glasses. This is a major point -- I had cataract surgery a couple of years ago and I need a big, blocky display. With the widely-available dev kit for the Pebble, the watch face that I needed was available on the day that my watch arrived in the mail. The silent alarm is a nice feature: I described it to a friend of mine who is a pilot and he thought that would be very nice for telling you when to switch to your aux fuel tank.

      But the most important thing that I wanted: solid steel body. I spent over $300 on a Seiko back in the '90s. Solid steel back, base metal body. My perspiration worked around the back, corroded through the body, and destroyed the watch. I don't have that fear with my Pebble Time Steel, and it cost less than that Seiko, especially when you convert dollars to 20 years later.

      It all depends on what functionalities that you need and use it for. For some, the Apple Watch is quite terrific and spiffy. For me, I'm quite happy saving some $$$. If a watch offers features that I never use, that isn't a deal sweetener for me.

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    7. Re:Kinda predictable but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can personally attest to one use case that makes the Apple Watch desirable, capturing health data. I no longer have to write down my heart rate for my doctor twice a day. I no longer have to write down my miles of walking for my doctor once a day. I never use any of the apps on the watch, but the automatic capturing of health information is very helpful. I am not sure how many people are in the same boat, but there is a use for this thing for me.

    8. Re:Kinda predictable but... by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      To do that, you could get a Fitbit Charge HR for $130, and it lasts almost a whole week on a charge, and it even tells the time when you lift your arm.

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  5. News Flash! Gizmodo criticizes Apple! by TimHunter · · Score: 5, Informative
    1. Re:News Flash! Gizmodo criticizes Apple! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And today's headline:

      http://www.businessinsider.com/apple-dominates-smartphone-sales-strategy-analytics-q1-2016-4

    2. Re:News Flash! Gizmodo criticizes Apple! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But they didn't jack off while wearing the iWatch, so its not a valid review. Just owning all the Abble products isn't enough to make one completely ghey; you have to actually use them as intended. Even if tyhey DID jackoff wearing the iWatch, it wouldn't give them their pulse correctly since Abble has such a closed ecosystem, its not like GNU is gonna help them. HOWEVER Abble users switching to teh lunis is *proof* that homosexuality is a *choice* and IT CAN BE CURED The one time I went to the Abble store at the mall, the resident ghey Socialst came up to me in his Speedos and offered me a tiny cup of Froot Loops; he explained that sadly, they had to cut back on the portion size because they were running out of money. I politely turned them down because I wasn't sure what they were glazed with. And his iWatch had the wrong time.

    3. Re:News Flash! Gizmodo criticizes Apple! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If by "deconstruct" - you mean not actually refute any of the claims, other than one via the always conclusive "it works for me" response (I guess the Gizmodo author was wearing it wrong).

      The Macalope's "deconstruction" boils down to:
      * No, you don't need it, but some (deluded people) think they want it.
      * Yes apps are just shells of iPhone apps, but iPhone apps are shells of desktop apps, so naturally a shell-of-a-shell of an app is useful!
      * I have a third party (ie, not standard) watch band and I have no problems. Therefore your argument is invalid.

      That's some truly expert debating there....

    4. Re:News Flash! Gizmodo criticizes Apple! by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it's hard to take Gawker seriously these days since it's just a big pile of click-bait. That is their business model - writers are paid by the click.

      And you also have to remember Gakwer is in a small bit of trouble, what with a lawsuit and some despicable courtroom behavior that surprisingly hasn't got the attention of the judge for openly defying his order.

      Oh yeah, and the iPhone 4 thing that while generating a lot of money when it happened... basically locked Gawker out of Apple events for the rest of their existence

      And the guy had it on his wrist for 10 months, and took it off two months ago then writes the review? I mean, you had to stop using for two months to figure out its bad parts? Or you overlooked those bad things for 10 whole months?

      Seems a lot of bandwagoning to me - Apple post bad results and now everyone's trying to heap on the bad news because of it? (Hint: Apple, dying for 40 years and 1 month). (and by "bad results" it's "we made less money" and less profit, not "we made a loss". They're still raking in money hand over fist, just not as quickly...)

      There are billions of things wrong with Apple. Any Android fanboy will give you a good portion of them. Any Windows/Linux fanboy will give you a chunk more.

      A bad week for Apple is a week most other companies would kill for.

  6. You might not like it but.. by bobm · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If it doesn't work for you then fine, I actually find it quite handy. (note that it's nowhere near perfect though but the real issues have been discussed before (battery life being the biggest)).

    My test of usefulness was a week long trip I took for business and forgot to grab it on the way out. I missed being able to figure out what phone call to ignore or answer, seeing the next meeting or the text I just got without dragging the phone out of the pocket all the time is where it's a time/effort saver for me.

    I can see if you are one of those people who get hundreds of notifications a day then it might be a pain but I only have family and work setup to buzz the watch. So if I get buzzed more than a couple times an hour that is unusual. Everything else I check when I have time.

    It reminds me of the first apple phone, I came from using a palm treo so it wasn't an evolutionary jump for me (I also a couple windows devices). The first apple phone really didn't do much. Apple is frustratingly slow to market with features.

    I probably won't buy v2 of the apple watch, I'm saving up for the next Garmin Forerunner (9xx) if it is a big enough jump from my 910XT but I do wear the apple watch daily and like it.

    1. Re:You might not like it but.. by bane2571 · · Score: 1

      I'm in basically the same boat as you on needed smartwatch functionality. Have a look at the Garmin Vivoactive. It's got the Phone/SMS notifications and Calendar but it uses some kind of E-ink screen so the battery life (with GPS off) is miles ahead of the iWatch. I've gone over a week without charging mine.

      I think the general gist of the article hits the nail on the head - For the price of the iWatch, the added value is just not there. Sure there are a tonne of randomly fancy apps but why not just take your phone out of your pocket? The real power of a smartwatch is quickly seeing notifications and telling the time and the iWatch seems to be sub-optimal at those while cheaper options are doing just fine. Also: Battery life and water proofing are two super important features of watches that Apple seem to have forgotten.

    2. Re:You might not like it but.. by cyn1c77 · · Score: 1

      My test of usefulness was a week long trip I took for business and forgot to grab it on the way out. I missed being able to figure out what phone call to ignore or answer, seeing the next meeting or the text I just got without dragging the phone out of the pocket all the time is where it's a time/effort saver for me.

      Think of how much time you would have saved if you just left the phone behind too!

  7. Wot! Only 50+% of the market? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This has to be Apple's biggest failure. (sic)
    They will obviously be filing for Chapter 11 next week on the back of only getting the majority of the smartwatch market almost a year after the first announced.

    Sheesh... Some hacks will do anything to 'embiggen' something that is hardly worth one line in an overall article on Apple.

    1. Re: Wot! Only 50+% of the market? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think that word means what you think it means.

  8. The Horror! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Obi-Wan: "I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of Apple fanboy voices suddenly cried out in terror."

    1. Re: The Horror! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you misspelled fanboi.

  9. I got a Casio by Ecuador · · Score: 1

    I got a Casio Cosmo Phase since the time and date are always visible, along with the solar system simulation (makes it easy to know which planets are up after sunset and before sunrise to know if you'll take out your C9.25). Battery lasts for several years, it is actually waterproof (can do swimming and snorkeling) not just splash-resistant like the Apple Watch, it has the basics you'd want from a watch like multiple alarms, count-down timer, stopwatch, a very responsive button interface and I can tell you it is resilient as it has been working great for me since 1989!

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  10. Competition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Could it be that the competition is behind Apple's bad review?

  11. Apple Watch is an awesome piece of technology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apple Watch is an awesome piece of technology that nobody needs.

    It is one of those futuristic gadgets that everyone wants, but when you buy one you realize you don't have any use for it.

    Mobile phones made "dumb" watches obsolete despite being a bit more inconvenience when you want to know the time (a quick peek on the watch vs taking the phone out of the pocket and pressing a button).

    Now, if the phone managed to replace the watches core functionality, it is very hard to be convinced that there is a watch out there with functionality that I need.

    I don't have an Apple Watch, because I bought into the hype early on with the pebble. And I too discovered very quickly how unimportant are most of the notifications we get. The only cool thing was being able to see the weather quickly. But with modern Androids you can have the weather in you lock screen, so it is not something worth the trouble.

    1. Re:Apple Watch is an awesome piece of technology by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Mobile phones made "dumb" watches obsolete despite being a bit more inconvenience when you want to know the time

      I really wish the market didn't seem to agree with you. It's another case where my taste doesn't at all match the market. I'd rather like to buy a portable CD player or MP3 player, but the things I've seen on the shelves labeled MP3 players want to attach to your computer, and don't seem to have any provision for either a usb stick or a CD...so I assume that this means you need them plugged in while you're using them. Of course, you could use a smart-phone and some blue-tooth ear-buds...

      I haven't tried to buy a watch in a couple of years, but the last time I looked I couldn't find any that weren't either expensive jewelry or unusable. This causes me to expect that in not too long I may be needing to rely on my phone for the time, but it won't be by preference.

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    2. Re:Apple Watch is an awesome piece of technology by grumling · · Score: 1

      The Apple ][ is an awesome piece of technology that nobody needs.

      The Motorola Dynatac 8000 is an awesome piece of technology that nobody needs

      The Psion Series 3 is an awesome piece of technology that nobody needs.

      None of this stuff is actually necessary.

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  12. Fire Tim Cook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He is perhaps the worst CEO Apple has ever had.

    Actually, now that I think about it, he isn't perhaps, he actually is.

    The Apple TV gen 3 is a failure, the Apple Watch is a failure.

    Cloud isn't doing anything.
    Bugs galore in everything.
    Mac is dead.
    No new 4k display? WTF?

    Apple pro model is a flop too?

    Yes, Tim Cook is a miserable failure and the sooner the board recognizes it and fires him, the sooner Apple can make a comeback.

    1. Re:Fire Tim Cook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My cylindrical Mac Pro has been great so far, so I'd hardly consider it a flop. The only downside is that is relies on AMD FirePro GPUs instead of NVIDIA Quadro GPUs; it would be nice to use CUDA for writing certain GPGPU applications instead of OpenCL.

    2. Re:Fire Tim Cook by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      My Lamborghini has been great so far. The only downside is the Hyundai engine.

  13. Ive never seen one in the wild by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I noticed several fitbits and one motorola 360 watch but never an apple watch. Unless i go to an apple store, and with that no one is hovering over the displays. Its probably a good item to gift just on the wow factor, but apple should consider opening up the api so others can join in.

    I have a reasonable nice watch that has lasted ten years and i hope it will last another ten. But If there was an option to have a heart rate, body temp, blood sugar and motion monitors in the same watch that worked on an open standard i would upgrade.

    Save the texting, notifications, and other information for google glass

    1. Re: Ive never seen one in the wild by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i've known a few to own but have never worn them daily

  14. Re: Idiot reviewer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I use LG Urbane 2 and ASUS Zenwatch 2, one for formal and one for casual dress. Since most 2FAs communicate through text, I am using my watch very frequently to get 2FA codes. On a biophysics basis, I'm expending at least 20x less energy when weight/distance (aka work) is calculated, each time that I use the watch.

    It's not for browsing, it's for convenient access to bits of information. Haven't even mentioned how much better glancing at a smartwatch is for GPS navigation as compared to holding a phone or needing to mount a holder on your dashboard. Definitely not "just" a fashion accessory. If you define 'technology' as the methods of solving your everyday problems, then a smartwatch is definitely technology.

  15. Really a gizmodo article? by Lumpy · · Score: 1

    Those guys are nothing but the whiniest blog out there.

    Yeah, I see slashdot closing the doors by the end of 2016 if this is the quality of freaking articles we are getting now.

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  16. Apple Watch is reasonably waterproof by rsborg · · Score: 1

    I got a Casio Cosmo Phase since the time and date are always visible, along with the solar system simulation (makes it easy to know which planets are up after sunset and before sunrise to know if you'll take out your C9.25). Battery lasts for several years, it is actually waterproof (can do swimming and snorkeling) not just splash-resistant like the Apple Watch, it has the basics you'd want from a watch like multiple alarms, count-down timer, stopwatch, a very responsive button interface and I can tell you it is resilient as it has been working great for me since 1989!

    The fact is, many many people, me included, have swum/showered with their Apple Watch for well over a year [1]. Even swimming in the ocean is totally fine as long as you wash it afterwards.

    The reason Apple didn't say it's good for swimming is that the UI simply doesn't function when you swim with it (also not sure if the defined apps are designed to support swim tracking).

    [1] http://furbo.org/2015/07/14/a-...

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    1. Re:Apple Watch is reasonably waterproof by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've had many IPX7 devices not designed for swimming do well with some regular swimming. And I've had others that failed at some point. But I've never tried to do it with such an expensive device. It is against the warranty, so it is quite a risk.

  17. Lazy hipsters by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

    Maybe the Gizmodo hipsters should give the watches to me. They have the attention span of a gnat.

  18. Who wears watches anymore? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I started wearing them in 6th grade (when digital was not an option). I started carrying a work cell phone about 15 years ago. Sometime around 10 years ago, my strap broke. I started looking at my phone while I searched for a strap. After a week, I got one. It broke again after a week. I decided I didn't need a watch on my wrist anymore.

    Now, I use my pocket watch that's always on my hip. The phone always has the correct time and it does much more. I really don't miss the watches.

  19. I got a Casio by Viol8 · · Score: 1

    Cost £20. Tells the time, has an alarm. Done. Anything else I can do much better on a phone or laptop. Smart watches are a solution looking for a problem.

  20. It is useful, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... definitely flawed. I do miss it when I forget to wear it, it is very useful and nowhere near as laggy as people make it out to be. I can think of once or twice in the past week where it didn't come on when I brought my wrist up, but otherwise it's dependable and useful.

    Apps are a different story. I cannot think of anytime in the past week I've used any Watch app. It really needs a faster processor and more memory, and simply more useful apps.

    In the end, I would buy one again, but I almost wish I'd waited for Gen 2.

  21. Too many buttons? by mveloso · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's hilarious that someone is complaining that an Appl product has too many buttons

  22. Luxury junk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and a rip-off in the scales of billions. But they will never fess up to it.

  23. Who'd have thought it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > I'm not sure if I'll ever wear it again. That's because it doesn't really do anything that anyone needs

    No kidding?

  24. Android Wear actually easier to use? by Lev_Arris · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I found it interesting that Apple's 'digital crown' concept apparently isn't very comfortable to use while my Android Wear watch (an LG G Watch R) is perfectly serviceable with just a single button (to wake it up) and the rest of the UX being driven via the touch screen itself. (The apps you open most often are always at the top of the list, so getting to my groceries app is a simple swipe left and a tap.) Similarly, it's screen is always on, so the most basic function of telling the time is always right there, no matter whether the accelerometer noticed me raising my wrist or not.

    Of course, it does suffer from the same 'what can you do with it' problem that the Apple Watch does. Apart from dismissing notifications, using voice commands to set Google Now reminders or start the occasional timer/countdown, there really isn't that much useful functionality to benefit from. App-wise, I really only use two: one to track my groceries (Bring!) and one to tell me I've left my phone somewhere by alerting me of the Bluetooth connection loss (Cerberus).

  25. Re: Idiot reviewer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm expending at least 20x less energy when weight/distance (aka work) is calculated,

    You're either really fat or really wimpy (or both) to care about this.

  26. Actually a good review, of a piss-poor product by Provocateur · · Score: 1

    Sell the strap as an accessory, but build an entire Apple store around that alone. With a genius bar, whose only assistance will be about donating those dollars to help feed the poor, you know, jest us folks stuck with three-year-old computers.

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  27. If I had ... by PPH · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... longer arms, I could wear a Beowulf cluster of these.

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  28. Niche device at best by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

    It's a niche device at best. Apple tried to create a market for something where there was almost no real demand, and they failed.

    A "... a shell of the iPhone app" is probably the kindest way to describe it. Limited functionality, limited use case, limited operational range...it was mostly a status symbol for people who had $400 to blow. I've yet to see a review where the reviewer said it was a truly useful or life-changing gadget, or failing that, something they couldn't do without. Most of the reviews I've seen can be summed up as, "Meh".

    I'd bet the vast majority of these things that were bought are languishing in dresser drawers or gathering dust on shelves somewhere next to the owner's Pet Rocks and NoPhone Zeros.

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  29. Re: Idiot reviewer by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

    On a biophysics basis, I'm expending at least 20x less energy when weight/distance (aka work) is calculated, each time that I use the watch.

    Zowie...and what are you doing with all those calories you saved? Storing them on your hips or around your stomach?

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  30. People went into the Apple Watch on faith.... by King_TJ · · Score: 1

    As a brand new product category for the company and a revision A product, nobody buying the Apple Watch on launch day *really* knew what they were getting. Sure, we saw the Keynote presentation and the marketing material. But there's no substitute for actually using a product yourself for a while on a daily basis, to form an educated opinion.

    Like a lot of people, I think I primarily wanted the watch because I realized Apple had a long track record of selling products that wound up being real game-changers. (When the first iPod classic came out, I didn't see why I cared that much about it either. But when I got my hands on one, it was interesting enough that I wanted to own one. And eventually, it became the definitive mobile music playing device. To this day, I still use one in my Jeep because the factory stereo has nice support for it.)

    In reality? Yeah, it's maddening when you flick your wrist to look at the time and the watch doesn't light up. I've learned I can almost always get it to "wake up" and show me the display if I tap on the screen though -- and that's becoming second-nature now. It pretty much stinks when it comes to running 3rd. party apps. They're too slow and usually too clumsy to get around in. There are a FEW exceptions (usually programs where the watch app is appropriately used as a remote control with just 1, 2 or maybe 3 buttons for options you want easy access to toggle). But as a rule? If they expect you to scroll around the watch face and/or manipulate the "crown" -- it's just not worth bothering with. It's not THAT tough to just take your phone out of your pocket and go to it for the better user experience.

    It's pretty decent at things like taking my pulse and doing basic fitness tracking. It's great at showing me the next thing coming up on my calendar, every time I check the time. It's handy when I need to see a text message without touching the phone (like when driving).

    So all in all? I can justify wearing and keeping it. But it's not that amazing. Just ok.

  31. The Rolex crowd by Elfich47 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It means you aren't in the crowd that would appreciate a Rolex. Its like showing up for a fast food job in a 3-piece suit- so out of place as to not be recognized for what it is.
    On the flip side wearing an apple watch to the Rolex set is like wearing a cheap poleyester suit when every one else is wearing $5,000 suits that are hand tailored for that social event.
    Exception and Corollary: The high money tech crowd *might* eat up your smart watch. The big money lawyer and finance guys will look at you like you are wearing a polyester suit.


    An aside:
    In business: Suits are a form of war paint. Expensive suits, matching belts and shoes, tie tacks, cuff links, watches, impeccable grooming and cologne are all part of the war paint. If you don't show up looking like you are on your A-game: People won't take you seriously and you have to work that much harder to be treated seriously. The best analogy is your suit gets combo bonus when everything is at the same tier and matches. Apple watches do not get combo bonuses with the clothing set the Rolexes get combo bonuses with. If you show up without all your combo-bonuses in place you will be treated like you deserve to be at the kiddie table.

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  32. Queer Ball Buster Timmy Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    Timothy Donald Cook's big Queer Ball Buster Idea was to transition Apple Inc. from a technology company into a "Services" company.

    Timmy's Queer Crown has the jewels "Apple Pay", "Apple Music" and "Apple Watch".

    Apple Watch, with iPhone, was the means to theft of biometric data which Apple Inc. stores in the iCloud and which belong to Timothy Donald Cook!

    Under the deal, Timmy licenses the biometric data to Health Care companies, Insurance Companies and the Pharmaceutical Industry for Mega Bucks and gives Apple Inc. a service change.

    However, that gnarled ugly head of reality rose above the horizon during Q2: iPhone is a loozer and Apple Watch is Busted!

    Timmy's dreams of being the Richest Queer on Planet Earth have evaporated.

    Ha ha

  33. I have a semi-smart watch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    An Asus vivowatch
    It shows me text messages, alarms, calls, time, steps, heart rate, sleep tracking

    I put it on on Monday morning and take it off on Sunday morning to charge.

  34. Let's get REAL real - stainless is *$30* by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Shouldn't even respond to a trolling AC, but just had to point out how stupid you were in case you were serious - an Apple Watch Stainless Steel Band can be had for $30 if money is a primary concern...

    That's what happens when you ship millions of units and open something like bands to third parties, tons of cheap options. But you already knew that, right?

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  35. Stand alone Apple Watch? by antdude · · Score: 1

    I don't like how it requires an iPhone. I'd like a stand alone smartwatch. Also, they are heavy, big, and power hunger. I will stick with my old school Casio Data Bank 150 watch. :P

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  36. True story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://macdailynews.com/2016/04/30/a-letter-of-thanks-to-apple-from-a-grateful-dad/

  37. Maybe it's just not for YOU, then... by Dahamma · · Score: 1

    Personally, I have no interest in the Apple Watch. I really just don't like wearing watches in general, let alone digital "smart watches".

    My wife was looking for a fitness device, and bought, tried, and returned two that were horrible. I got her an Apple Watch and after 6 months she still loves it. The kicker - she HATES most technology, and is about the opposite of a "gadget person" as one can be.

    Not surprisingly, the Gizmodo "reviewer" barely mentions anything about the fitness tracking, etc, capabilities (effectively nothing, really). Sure, there are other devices that do fitness cheaper, but if a tech novice (which, really, is the majority of ACTUAL consumers) thinks the Apple Watch did it better than the others, maybe Apple really doesn't (and shouldn't) give a shit what a Gizmodo technerd thinks.

    But why take my word for it - estimates are that the AW sold about 12M units in 2015, which adds up to about $6B and 60%+ of the smart watch market. Swatch did a bit over $8B revenue last year, and Rolex $4.5B. But yet the AW is a failure??

    1. Re:Maybe it's just not for YOU, then... by Gilgaron · · Score: 1

      That's my wife's use case, she didn't care for the Garmin smart watch and traded it for an Apple Watch. Most of the positive thoughts above seem to be for fitness tracking, as well. Amusingly she wore both the Apple Watch and her old Garmin GPS watch at the same time for her last big race. She likes the smart features but the older style GPS watches are more accurate, apparently.

  38. Not my experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've seen this article bouncing around for a week or so now as it is reposted on different sites. Some of the criticisms are because the author didn't spend any time learning how to use it. Given the small form factor there is a bit of learning curve, it is not entirely intuitive.

    I have found having one useful. it is the basic sport watch and I got it for a pretty good price, so I might feel differently if I'd paid a lot more. It is handy, but not life changing. It gives me enough utility that I'm happy to keep it charged and wear it every day. Being able to check emails without having to find my home has been handy, especially when you get woken up in the middle night with your phone pinging and just need to check that it isn't anything you need to get up and deal with.

  39. failure by Swampash · · Score: 1

    aka, when the startup watch division of your company makes more money last year than Rolex

  40. This is why they need steve jobs by EmperorOfCanada · · Score: 2

    I can see Steve Jobs launching the prototype watch mockups into the wall yelling, "Why the poop would I want to wear a brick on my arm? This isn't elegant, this isn't design, this is a committee who put everything that popped into their heads into a single thing." "Boil this thing down until it is slim and does what people want. Not all these stupid menus."

    I can see him then making a rule. "Only use the watch for features where people glance at their phones; time, weather, notifications, minimal navigation. If it more than a glance then we don't put it on the watch."

    But instead they allowed the "creatives" to do whatever they wanted without any reigning in their stupider ideas. Many of the ideas such as incorporating the heartbeat or the apple pay should have waited until the technology was a few generations in and those features could be added to the super slim long battery lived watch.

    Apple is clearly a company that has had one home run every few years with a new product that soon eclipses the former products as they go into the sunset. Macbooks are a big market, just not a terribly big one for apple, yet in their day they were king. The iPhone was certain to meet the same fate. So while the watch could have been great, it certainly wasn't going to eclipse the iPhone. Thus Apple seems to have forgotten this little factoid. Build something that can eclipse the iPhone. Maybe that is what they were trying with whatever car project they have going. Maybe it will come out and blow everyone away. The critical bit being that I hope they have more than one high risk project in the works.

    If Steve Jobs had any one superpower it was that he didn't accept other people as having genuine expertise no matter how much they were at the top of their field. He knew that it was too easy for them to get caught up in group think, or to think that their shit smelled better than others just because of their qualifications. Thus he was perfectly happy to call the top experts in any domain an idiot if what they were proposing didn't make sense. He was also happy to demand that they do things that went against every industry norm that they understood, and could justify all day long. I don't see anyone at Apple willing to call Ivy an idiot for his ugly flat designs, or his stupid fat crappy battery watch. He is the expert you know.

  41. complexity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One hopes this guy is not permitted to operate an automobile.

  42. 52.4% Market Share is Bad? by Scroatzilla · · Score: 1

    My only real exposure to the Apple watch has been reading these types of stories about it, but this is the first time that I noticed their market share. Out of the many entries in the smart watch category, they have more than half? How can that possibly be considered a failure?
    I have had a first generation Pebble for a while, and really everything that folks write about the Apple watch reminds me of my Pebble experience: It's neat for seeing messages on your wrist, but--after a while-- remembering to charge it in the context of not really being useful has led me to stuff it in the drawer.