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CV of Failures: Princeton Professor Publishes Resume of His Career Lows (theguardian.com)

An anonymous reader shares a Guardian report: A professor at Princeton University has published a CV listing his career failures (PDF), in an attempt to "balance the record" and encourage others to keep trying in the face of disappointment. Johannes Haushofer, who is an assistant professor of psychology and public affairs at the university in New Jersey, posted his unusual CV on Twitter last week. The document contains sections titled Degree programs I did not get into , Research funding I did not get and Paper rejections from academic journals. Haushofer writes: Most of what I try fails, but these failures are often invisible, while the successes are visible. I have noticed that this sometimes gives others the impression that most things work out for me. As a result, they are more likely to attribute their own failures to themselves, rather than the fact that the world is stochastic, applications are crapshoots, and selection committees and referees have bad days. This CV of Failures is an attempt to balance the record and provide some perspective. He added another section called "Meta-Failures" to his resume, writing, "This darn CV of Failures has received way more attention than my entire body of academic work."

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  1. I like it by Geoffrey.landis · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I like it!
    It is an interesting thing that successes get more memory than failure, and hence you get an inaccurate impression of successful people just moving from one success to another. Remarking on the failures would give a somewhat more balanced view.

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    1. Re:I like it by Mr+D+from+63 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I like the thought. We often learn more from failure than success. And, in this day of hyping the most minute accomplishment as a breakthrough, its refreshing to see something that comes across as measured and humble.

  2. Key point: by SYSS+Mouse · · Score: 4, Funny

    "This darn CV of Failures has received way more attention than my entire body of academic work"

  3. Lots of industries/careers are unbalanaced by El+Cubano · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I can respect what this professor is saying. However, there are plenty of industries/careers/endeavors that have it far worse.

    Take safety, for example. You can have thousands of successes, but then everything goes in smoke after an failure or two. The recent happenings with Dole and Blue Bell ice cream are good examples. Same for law enforcement. You can have a department that employs hundreds or thousands of officers who daily have positive interactions with the community and uphold the law. Then one or two officers do something stupid or malicious and all of it is called into question. There are so many ongoing examples of this that I don't think I even need to bring any up (being that nearly all are very racially charged and that isn't the point here). Military/Intelligence is the same thing as well. Foil 1000 terrorist plots and the public will never know. Let one slip through and all of a sudden ... well you get the idea.

    What the professor is describing is the human tendency to focus on the parts of things that we like. Ironically, the attention generated by his "failure CV" is a result of the fact that many of us understand the failing he is describing and can identify with it because we do the same thing and perhaps somewhat wish the world was a little different, more balanced.

    1. Re:Lots of industries/careers are unbalanaced by Kjella · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I can respect what this professor is saying. However, there are plenty of industries/careers/endeavors that have it far worse. Take safety, for example. You can have thousands of successes, but then everything goes in smoke after an failure or two.

      Uh, that would be the opposite where your failures are very visible. He's describing how all the successes are on the CV and the failures aren't, so people think life's been a winning streak. He's showing the list to say I've had my failures, you'll have your failures too and that's totally normal so don't fret about it. At least ordinary people in ordinary careers shouldn't, if people die when you fail maybe you should take it rather seriously.

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    2. Re:Lots of industries/careers are unbalanaced by jittles · · Score: 2

      Military/Intelligence is the same thing as well. Foil 1000 terrorist plots and the public will never know. Let one slip through and all of a sudden ... well you get the idea.

      Military and intelligence funding is very political. If they had foiled even one terrorist plot they would never let us forget about it.

  4. Great! by Black+Parrot · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe Carly will be inspired to balance the record too, by publishing her successes.

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  5. lack of transparency by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I understand learning from career lows, but it sure seems like failure often isn't related to the strength of a paper or a proposal.

    In my field, it seems like a lot of positions are written for individual people. They really don't have an intention of hiring the best person. That really bugs me because there's supposed to be transparency and fairness I'm the process.

    I've seen it too often with proposal and journal reviews, too. I've seen what appears to be conflicts of interest with manuscript reviews. You can tell who is reviewing your paper many times because of what they ask you to cite. I'm pretty sure I've had reviewers hold up manuscripts of mine so their stuff would get published first.

    It really seems like if you're not part of certain circles, you'll have a hard time in academia and research regardless of the quality of your work.

    Sometimes there a lot to learn from failure. But so often, it's also political. And that's a shame.

    1. Re:lack of transparency by serviscope_minor · · Score: 2

      but it sure seems like failure often isn't related to the strength of a paper or a proposal.

      Yep!

      There is a relation, but it's incredibly weak. I mean if you write the paper in crayon and misspell everything it will never get in. Beyond that however, it's more than a bit random. It also strongly depends on who is on the various panels and whether they like to push their own field, whether they dislike you etc etc.

      One fun thing you get in some of the ruder rejections is a non-native speaker adopting a superior tone and "correcting" the grammar of a native speaker. I think it's associated with rude reviews because of the astonishing degree of arrogance required.

      In my field, it seems like a lot of positions are written for individual people. They really don't have an intention of hiring the best person. That really bugs me because there's supposed to be transparency and fairness I'm the process.

      Been there, done that. Both sides.

      And yes, I have actually done it where I wrote a position with a person in mind. It's not that I wasn't interested in hiring the "best". However, it was for a short term (6 month) RA position and I needed someone I knew could deliver. The candidate I had in mind I knew could deliver. If I was fully open in this regard, then what? I get a bunch of CVs and then what.

      I know personally the person I want for the job will do a great job (he did), but with the others all I have to go on is a recommendation from someone I know (if I'm really lucky) or a simple CV. As I have discovered, some people are much better at writing CVs than they are at following through and some people with great CVs and the ability to follow through can be lazy gits when they feel like it.

      The risk for me is that in trying to get someone who can deliver better I get someone who fails completely leaving me on the hook.

      And yes this is unfair, no doubt about it. An awful lot of jobs and etc are based on who you know, because the open market suck really badly for both sides.

      I've seen it too often with proposal and journal reviews, too. I've seen what appears to be conflicts of interest with manuscript reviews. You can tell who is reviewing your paper many times because of what they ask you to cite. I'm pretty sure I've had reviewers hold up manuscripts of mine so their stuff would get published first.

      Yep seen that too.

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  6. "CV of failures" by Bueller_007 · · Score: 3, Informative

    It's called a "shadow CV". Haushofer is hardly the first to post one.

    For example, from 2012:
    https://dynamicecology.wordpre...

    1. Re:"CV of failures" by c0d3g33k · · Score: 4, Informative

      It's called a "shadow CV". Haushofer is hardly the first to post one.

      For example, from 2012:
      https://dynamicecology.wordpre...

      That is prominently noted in the second paragraph of Haushofer's CV. He cites a 2010 Nature paper by Melanie I. Stefan as a source of inspiration and provides 4 examples of similar works (see the CV for that - I'm not doing all your work for you - LOL).

  7. Potty training by PopeRatzo · · Score: 5, Funny

    He's a psychology professor. He should make a CV of his parents' failings.

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  8. Maybe not an entirely altruistic publication. by etudiant · · Score: 2

    Seems a clever ploy to highlight his efforts and thereby enhance his career prospects.
    The good professor is ranked as an 'assistant professor', which is a non tenured position.
    To make tenure, he needs to get promoted to 'associate professor', which is the first tenured career step.
    There are very many more assistants than associates, the competition is brutal and getting some recognition is essential.
    Good on him for finding an encouraging way to document the rejections he has endured.