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Biotech Company To Attempt Revitalizing Nervous Systems of Brain-Dead Patients (telegraph.co.uk)

Sarah Knapton, writing for The Telegraph: A groundbreaking trial to see if it is possible to regenerate the brains of dead people, has won approval from health watchdogs. A biotech company called BioQuark in the U.S. has been granted ethical permission to recruit 20 patients who have been declared clinically dead from a traumatic brain injury, to test whether parts of their central nervous system can be brought back to life. Scientists will use a combination of therapies, which include injecting the brain with stem cells and a cocktail of peptides, as well as deploying lasers and nerve stimulation techniques which have been shown to bring patients out of comas. The trial participants will have been certified dead and only kept alive through life support. They will be monitored for several months using brain imaging equipment to look for signs of regeneration, particularly in the upper spinal cord -- the lowest region of the brain stem which controls independent breathing and heartbeat.

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  1. ..so, T.A.H.I.T.I. ? by kheldan · · Score: 2, Funny

    I hear it's a magical place.

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  2. Get ready for it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    "This research headed by Dr. Herbert West of Miskatonic University...."

  3. Re:Not good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Officially dead, you no longer qualify for welfare or human rights. Enjoy your immortality, slave.

  4. Re:Not good by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 3, Funny

    Dead people don't pay taxes. I can see the 1% lining up for this.

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  5. Re:Reanimator ? by npslider · · Score: 4, Funny

    National mandatory dress code: full tuxedos

  6. Question by rlp · · Score: 5, Funny

    Division of Umbrella Corp? Just asking ...

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  7. How did this pass congress? by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Funny

    I mean, aren't they afraid of the competition?

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