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The House of Representatives Is Blocking All Apps Using Google's Appspot.com (fastcompany.com)
New reader calewithac writes: In an attempt to stop ransomware attacks, the House's security team has banned all apps hosted on appspot.com from being used on its servers. This means that all appspot hosted apps are inaccessible inside Congress. According to Ted Henderson, the founder of the Cloakroom -- an anonymous messaging app for Capitol Hill staffers -- all of his apps are effectively not available to their target audience.
The Appy House needs more Apps! How can they App without Apps? App something something...
Like most G4y N1ggers, you too fail to appreciate the intricate and sophisticated pleasures of the self-lubricating female vagina.
See Nature has declared how She feels about Gays. The anus does not self lubricate. Therefore a phallus jammed into it tends to create small areas of bleeding which greatly enhance the transmission of disease. Plus "shitcock" is supposed to be from the Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory and not an actual experience. And, I mean ... have you ever fondled a big full pair of bouncy breasts in your hands? How can you do that and then want a flat-chested hairy man-ass? Does Not Compute.
Oh this is hilarious. The Fascist Corporate Slashdot Admin have greatly "enhanced" the scope of the Lameness Filter. So I used numbers for letters leet-speak style. That's all it takes to defeat this type of asshattery and douchebaggery. Eat a dick, Slashdot admin. Seriously, you're pathetic little fucks. Choke on a donkey cock or fellate a negro penis. My shit smells better than you and my dead grandmother is more sexually appealing than you. See, you have a handful of sand. The harder you squeeze, the more will slip through your fingers. Keep at it, you jackasses. I hope you continue along your present course. Then you will know the defeat you deserve.