TeslaCrypt Ransomware Maker Shuts Down, Releases Master Key (techcrunch.com)
An anonymous reader writes: The TeslaCrypt ransomware makers have officially closed down shop and apologized for all the damage they have caused in the past. TeslaCrypt upset a lot of gamers as it would locate and encrypt video games on your Windows PC. With the recent decision to shut down, anti-ransomware researchers have been able to create a fool-proof decryption app called TeslaDecoder (Link is a direct download). Now, many of the hard drives rendered useless by the malware are available to use, and almost every file can be accessed using the unlock system. "TeslaCrypt's website was on the Tor network and now consists of a master key and an apology," writes TechCrunch.
TeslaCrypt got hacked.
Balls news*
Now that their toy is broken, they're not going to play with it anymore. They Promise, they feel bad. More likely they're just tooling up a new one and will go back to their evil ways.
..but they didn't turn themselves in, and they didn't return their ill-gotten gains, so they're still scumbags
Sure. But how often do you get any sort of an apology like this? With all the ugly shit going on all over the world, isn't it a little refreshing that someone actually says they're sorry and makes at least some token amends for their actions? Small consolation or not.
Are YOU using the TOOL, or is the TOOL using YOU? Think about it!
Probably something like this: Hello. I am a Gray Hat Hacker. Pay me $5000 and write a program that unlocks all your ransomware, and I might forget to turn you in.
So I totally believe this category of thing is a big problem in the world, but I don't understand what people are doing to get infected so often. I've been using personal computers since the CP/M days of the 1970s, and so far in all of those years I've never had any form of malware or ransomware. Software doesn't "just randomly appear" from random media bit-flips! You have to take some explicit step to obtain and run it.
The wikipedia page about this particular one did not shed any light on the subject. Just "Upon infecting a computer..." OK! How is it "infecting a computer?" Are the game companies packaging it with the games? Is it via pirated games? How?
It smells more like someone came to their door and said "Dude. Listen. This is our biz. We do the ransomware racket on this planet. We encrypt people's stuff and they pay us. You will now close shop and if we notice that any bitcoin that was supposed to go to us goes to you, well, your kidneys are worth a pretty bitcoin too".
We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
Funny how an ESET researcher discovered this, but Bleeping Computer took all the credit. Here's the link to the ESET decrypter: http://support.eset.com/kb6051... Also, don't feature security news from TechCrunch. The article is wildly incomplete and just scratching the surface of what really happened. Choose ZDNet, SecurityWeek, or another infosec site.
To whoever it may concern:
We hunted down and killed your children. We did it slowly and painfully unless you paid our rasom of course.
Reflecting on this a bit, we decided that maybe it wan't that nice of us to do that. So we're making it all up to everyone with a big "I'm sorry."
Glad we got everythiing straightened out. And again, sorry about your kids (can't you see how sorry we are?).
This was a painful note for us to write. However, we are pretty sure we'll never attempt to do something like this again.
I'm torn here. On the one hand, anybody who takes part in encrypting other people's data and then demanding payment to get it back should die in a big vat of boiling oil (and there are literally no exceptions to this whatsoever in any circumstances) but on the other hand, getting into someone's computer and making it impossible for them to play games IS FUCKING HILARIOUS.
Also seems a bit pointless. "Oh noes, ransomware fucked up my games! Guess I'll take an hour out of my life and reinstall Windows."
An apology isn't enough. They need to visit Guantanamo for a few millenia.
At the hosts file? How do you block malware at the hosts file? Is there someone on Slashdot who could tell me more about hosts files?
http://someonewhocares.org/hosts/