Google Built an Escape Room, Making People Use Its Apps To Get Out (adweek.com)
An anonymous reader writes: Google France has built an escape room created by We Are Social, called "Premiere Piece," that will open in the heart of Paris. Adweek writes: "The campaign builds on the escape room trend, in which you and a bunch of friends pay to get locked in a room for an hour or two, left to solve puzzles and work in collaboration to find a way out. In 40 minutes, you must solve puzzles with help from apps like Search, Maps, Translate, Photos, Art and Culture and Cardboard, all of which are integrated into the gameplay. In Premiere Piece, visitors must help save a crew of digital artists locked in a workshop, so they can present their painstaking work at an art center in Paris. By working together, participants must unlock an object that completes their masterpiece." Google France was in the news recently for being raided by investigators for unpaid taxes.
For I have no smartphone, n'mind an android phone and so, no apps.
If that's what they do with their spare time, maybe it's time to increase the working week to above thirty hours.
Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
Uh, guys? Is this really how user testing works?
How can I believe you when you tell me what I don't want to hear?
After it becomes popular, they will just discontinue it...
If you want news from today, you have to come back tomorrow.
Maybe they're collecting information on escaping from their jail cells for unpaid taxes.
I wonder if France will accept payment of taxes in wine and cheese.
Help digital artists escape so that they can display their sh*t? Put me first in line, I'll leave them inside to starve to death and save google inflicting yet another mindless stupidity on the world. Don't worry about the bodies - google will dispose of them when they cancel the project, same as every other cancelled project.
"Transparent" is a shit show that trades on every stereotype going. A man in drag is NOT a transsexual.
Now they're trying Stockholm Syndrome?
Maybe *THIS* is why Google France got raided!? Someone got pissed off for being locked up in a room!
Except for having to pay for the privilege it sounds a lot like my weekly gaming groups. We get together in a room, we solve puzzles together, we have fun, then we leave.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt01...
It's all the same machine, right? The Pentagon, Google, the police. If you do one little job, you make an free App for Android, and the next thing you know, it's two miles under the desert, the essential component of a death machine.
=Smidge=
Seems like GOOGL needs an exemption from kidnapping law to make this work. If I'm ever there, short the stock...
I saw a documentary about this idea some years ago.
The real "Libtards" are the Libertarians!
The first people into the room were all French tax officials, invited by Google as a gesture of goodwill.
At press time, none yet had managed to find the way out of the room after several days.
"There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
Staving off Alzheimer's
Otherwise what a waste of time and money.
Escape room games are opening all over Europe. Stay in a hotel or backpacker's that attracts foreigners, and among the brochures of local attractions you're like to find a leaflet advertising "[City X]'s best escape game!". But I can't help but suspect this is a fad that's not going to remain popular more than another year or two. Converting a space to an elaborate escape room must require significant investment. Are these places even going to stay open long enough to pay it back?
I would bet a case of beer that this is simply AI research. That said, I don't have a problem with it.
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Nobody wanted to play.
Google should jail LUDDITES in this room and force them to become appy app appers!
Apps!
From 2014: http://www.cnbc.com/2014/06/21...
"In a genre of play called "Real Escape Room," two or more people get locked in a decorated room and must solve puzzles to escape—before time runs out."
"Few are smart enough, and the success rate averages less than 20 percent, the business owners said."
"But the fun lies in the joint puzzle-solving, which spurs tourists and companies alike to pay just under $30 a person to play."
"The venues are relatively easy to set up: Create about six themed puzzles, find a room or two to rent and decorate, and advertise on social media."
They stole idea from Russians again
You don't like team building?
Sounds like someone needs to achieve some positive engagement benefits!
Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens
I wonder how much dynamite you could use in a closed room without killing yourself trying to escape.
it would beat being forced to use these apps in collaboration with 40 strangers.
I guess the game just isn't for me
When you go in the room and the lock is turned, Cortana changes her voice to creepy and suggests that only way out is playing her game.
WTF?
Are people that stupid?
Why would you give them all this lovely detailed data on you and how you behave in stressful situations?
I have to tip my hat to Google though. They are continually coming up with ruses to get data on everyone on the planet.
Of course, Google know how to escape the tax system in Paris !
Google wants us to believe that we can escape. That's adorable.
Upon exiting the room, Google has a sign that reads "Now you know how Apple users feel".
Laws are rules for the court, but merely a bottom bar to hit for life. Think beyond laws in your actions always.
I used Amazon to break out, not Google.
Alexa, please rush delivery of a large battering ram to my device's GPS coordinates.
Of course, Alexa, same-day, within the hour, if possible, inside delivery of the order, please; and Alexa?
Don't bother with the gift wrap. Frustration-free packaging will be more than sufficient. And please tell the delivery guys to just go-ahead and let themselves in.
Just reprogram the Google apps and solve the problem without doing all that working-with-other-humans stuff.
My eyes reflect the stars and a smile lights up my face.
Sounds like my own personal hell.
I don't know if anyone's already made this comment, I sincerely hope to God someone has or at least noticed this shit...
Isn't this almost exactly what they're doing to us IRL? (Apart from the Apple crowd, you guys are of course swimming in teh freedoms)
If you're not following, I'm fucking pissed about them trying to shove their DNS servers down everyone's throat like we're begging to deepthroat their MITM attacks, beautifully curated "internet" landscape, sagely technical advise ("sorry but you need to buy a new router, that one's broken because it expects DHCP clients, especially the genius "smartphones" to adhere to the fucking protocol that's been working perfectly well for what, iunno, 30 years?")
I only confirmed this morning this is why my Samsung S4 hasn't been able to wi-fi at home, since the day it up-raped me Android 5.someshit while I was texting on the shitter.... ironically it decided to do that preciselly because it detected that it *was* connected over wi-fi. I mean, not being a fucking idiot, or a "techxpert" blogger offering benevolent tech advise (ie "everything else you own must be broken, but to fix it, put 8.8.8.8 in as your home network fucking DNS) like a good little government shill, I did already kinda know this is what the fuckin' problem is, but I was already too busy spending way too much of my life going around in meticulously crafted circles of tech-hell, every time I wanted to oh I dunno, for example, MAKE A FUCKIN PHONE CALL ON MY FUCKIN PHONE
Of course that's all just in the la-la-land of mobile "phones". But lest we forget, that fuckin' shit that's rotting over there under a rug, that shit not all that long ago, where they slipped 8.8.8.8 in as the default fallback into resolv.conf in Debian... and then mocked and jeered and alienated anyone who had the brains, the balls and the conviction to point out how fuckin fucked up that was.
If you, of all places, can't feel where I'm coming from Slashdot (or I just get modded as troll - pot, google, black, anyone? :D), I don't know if I can maintain my faith in our beautiful simulation much longer ;)
But then again, fuck it anyway, I'll just go work with plants, or plant-based aliens (??), or dogs, or dog shit, or nitro-glycerine, or maybe I'll finally do that stand-up comedy tour I've always dreamt of
Thanks slashdot.
Yours sincerely, long time reader, first time AC ranter.