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Microsoft's Get Windows 10 App, KB 3035583, Reappears (infoworld.com)

An anonymous reader shares an InfoWorld article: Once again, Microsoft has unleashed the GWX Kraken, with no explanation and no description. The latest KB 3035583 appears as a "Recommended" optional patch for Windows 7 and 8.1. Those with Automatic Update turned on and "Give me recommended updates the same way I receive important updates" checked -- the default settings -- will see the patch as a checked, optional update, and it will be installed the next time Automatic Update runs. If you previously hid KB 3035583, it's now unhidden. I'm sure there are a dozen people on earth who still have Auto Updates turned on, "Recommended updates" checked, and who haven't yet accepted Microsoft's kind invitation for a free copy of Windows 10. This one's for them. In late March 2015, Microsoft released the first version of KB 3035583. Described as "Update enables additional capabilities for Windows Update notifications in Windows 8.1 and Windows 7 SP1," the patch immediately raised eyebrows. In April of last year, a German researcher named Gerard Himmelein, writing at heise.de, figured out that Microsoft was sneaking a Windows 10 upgrader onto Win7 and 8.1 machines. Life for Win7 and 8.1 customers since then has degenerated into Win10 whack-a-mole.In some other news, Chinese news outlet Xinhua reports that plenty of users in China are unhappy about Microsoft's push to get them to mandatorily upgrade their Windows OS. "The company has abused its dominant market position and broken the market order for fair play," Xinhua quoted Zhao Zhanling, a legal adviser with the Internet Society of China, as saying.

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  1. Re:-1 Repetitive by QuietLagoon · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...Microsoft recommends people upgrade their operating system to the newest one....

    The recommending is not the problem. The how many times do I have to tell Microsoft "NO!" is the problem.

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    Updategate: Microsoft reinstalls piss-U-off-qwik Windows 10 virus, again

    Microsoft missed the 'no means no' portion of sex-ed class...

  2. Aand so it came to be ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... that of all the companies in the world, it was Microsoft itself who finally launched Year Of The Linux Desktop.

  3. Re:-1 Repetitive by LichtSpektren · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just because you masturbate nightly to your Windows 7 Home Edition every night before bed doesn't mean most of the world wouldn't want to upgrade to the latest, most secure version of the operating system that powers 90% of the world. Fuck.

    You make a good point. I would in fact like to upgrade to "the latest, most secure version of the operating system that powers 90% of the world" -- I'll get to compiling Linux 4.7 tonight.

  4. Re:-1 Repetitive by LichtSpektren · · Score: 5, Funny

    So you can run Windows 7 in a VM?

    Running Windows in a VM is like lowering the toilet lid without flushing. The shit might be contained, but it still stinks.

  5. Re:M$ Sales at it's finest... by silanea · · Score: 5, Funny

    [...] A week later she's telling me how Windows 10 is just as good or perhaps even a bit better and easier to use than Windows 8 and she's glad she upgraded.

    Well, going from 8 to 10 is indeed an upgrade. Going from 7 to 10 is better than going from 7 to 8. Better as in "being deported to Siberia instead of Auschwitz" better.

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  6. Re:M$ Sales at it's finest... by Jahoda · · Score: 3, Funny

    My god, that's so obvious!!!

  7. Re:It's Nadella and his arrogance by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 4, Funny

    I for one can't wait to ruin Microsoft by settling for a coupon for $10 off Windows 11.

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