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Google Scholar Users Report Badly Malfunctioning Captcha (google.com)

Google's search engine for academic research materials is blocking many users with a malfunctioning captcha screen, according to complaints on a Google help forum. "I'm a doctoral student and a professor, which means I use this extensively. Now I'm blocked from using it at all, even after answering all of the stupid image questions (3 times)," reads a typical complaint.

Heart44 writes: A lot of researchers when using Google Scholar are being asked to prove they are not a robot. You have to find all the rivers (but not the sea or lakes) or all street numbers (but not other numbers) or all the store fronts from nine poor quality images, sometimes more than once and, surprise, you will fail more than two thirds of the time and then just get an error 400 "Malformed request, that's all we know". You are offered an audio challenge but clicking on that simply loads more pictures... Is that the best they can do distinguishing between man and machine?
One post ended by stating succinctly "I'm not a robot, I'm an academic professional, and this process is wasting nontrivial amounts of my time. How do I stop it?"

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  1. I'm not a robot, I'm an academic professional, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Clearly you aren't smart enough to do a captcha, so hand in your student badge and Star Trek phaser. You're expelled.

    1. Re:I'm not a robot, I'm an academic professional, by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 4, Funny

      "I'm not a robot, I'm an academic professional!"
      "That's what all the robots say..."

  2. "Do you know who I am???" by Zanadou · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm not a robot, I'm an academic professional, and this process is wasting nontrivial amounts of my time.

    Well, obviously. Robots have smaller egos.

    1. Re:"Do you know who I am???" by eric31415927 · · Score: 5, Funny

      A student writing a final exam in large room goes over on time.
      When approaching the front of the room to hand in the exam, a proctor informs the student that the exam is late and cannot be accepted.
      The student says: "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?" to import some great significance.
      The proctor answers "No," as if he did not care.
      At which point, the student quickly thrusts his exam into the middle of the pile on the desk and runs away.