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Working at Facebook Sounds Like Joining a Cult (gizmodo.com)

Vanity Fair has run some excerpts from an upcoming book by a former employee that gives insight on how things work at the social network. The chapter, among other things, details Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg's actions when Google launched its own social networking service Google Plus. The extract finds Zuckerberg's behaviour so intense that it calls it "bordered on the psychopathic." It reads: [...] hit Facebook like a bomb. Google Plus was the great enemy's sally into our own hemisphere, and it gripped Zuck like nothing else. He declared "Lockdown," the first and only one during my time there. As was duly explained to the more recent employees, Lockdown was a state of war that dated to Facebook's earliest days, when no one could leave the building while the company confronted some threat, either competitive or technical.â [...] Rounding off another beaded string of platitudes, he changed gears and erupted with a burst of rhetoric referencing one of the ancient classics he had studied at Harvard and before. "You know, one of my favorite Roman orators ended every speech with the phrase Carthago delenda est. 'Carthage must be destroyed.' For some reason I think of that now."

173 comments

  1. Nah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    More like joining a Skynet-Workcamp...

  2. Read between the lines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I like how through the whole summary, the elephant in the room is that Google is a much bigger, more evil cult.

    1. Re:Read between the lines by JustOK · · Score: 0

      what if they're both controlled by the same person?

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    2. Re:Read between the lines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      TFA is about a book written by an ex-FB employee, so unless the author's also been at Google in the past, of course TFS will be about FB only.

    3. Re:Read between the lines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      what if they're both controlled by the same person?

      Maybe they are both controlled by Emmanuel Goldstein.

    4. Re: Read between the lines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Working for any large company is like joining a cult. Try working for nike sometime...

    5. Re: Read between the lines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Both Faceberg and Google are run by Jews.

    6. Re:Read between the lines by superwiz · · Score: 1

      They are not. Actually, Ballmer owns a 2% stake in FB and a precondition for his investment was veto rights on FB partnering with Google on anything he wishes to veto. It's also why MS doesn't compete with FB (the only software market which MS does not try to overtake... because FB plays ball with MS).

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    7. Re: Read between the lines by superwiz · · Score: 1

      When did Sundar Pichai manage to convert to Judaism? I thought it was quite a lengthy process.

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      Any guest worker system is indistinguishable from indentured servitude.
    8. Re: Read between the lines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, Zuckerberg had no need to get worked up. The entirety of Google's master plan was that they were going to attach puppet strings to their users and force them all onto their social network.

      Tons of people, myself included, got really angry. Needless to say, it didn't work. Neither their attempted forced real name policy nor the forced conversion to Google+.

    9. Re:Read between the lines by neilo_1701D · · Score: 2

      It's also why MS doesn't compete with FB (the only software market which MS does not try to overtake... because FB plays ball with MS).

      Seriously?

      Microsoft enters markets in which it believes it can make money. Lot of money. Microsoft also enters markets where it believes it can win. Every single hair-brained scheme they tried under Ballmer's reign to capture niche retail and consumer markets ended badly. Today, Microsoft is into the big enterprise systems where they can win, so long as they play the long game. For example, originally SharePoint was a bit of a joke. Today, it's almost mission critical. Dynamics CRM was a toy, today it's giving Salesforce a run for it's money. ERP. The list goes on.

      I guess you missed the bit where Microsoft grew tired of competing with Quicken after almost 20 years, and threw in the towel. They tried to take over that market and failed. Portable music players tied to an online store? Zune was a flameout. Enterprise and consumer smartphones? They bought Nokia and still cratered. Don't forget there were plenty of companies that "played ball" with Microsoft over the years and got bitten bad (Cringely's Accidental Empires had a good list, go read that).

      No, my friend, the Ballmer era Microsoft wanted it all and ended up stalling the company for years. The "new" Microsoft (the one who plays nice with Red Hat on Azure; the one bringing Ubuntu into your Windows 10; the one bringing SQL Server to Linux) knows it can't overtake markets anymore, and instead is trying to learn to place nice(er).

      Facebook isn't safe because of Ballmer. Facebook is safe because they are the 100lb gorilla in a very small niche that Microsoft knows they could not dislodge. Funny, Myspace thought they were that, too...

    10. Re: Read between the lines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about google's parent company?

    11. Re:Read between the lines by Gussington · · Score: 5, Funny

      Facebook is safe because they are the 100lb gorilla

      A 100lb gorilla is a very small gorilla....

    12. Re: Read between the lines by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      I can't confirm it, but I've heard that significant portions of Google are silently controlled by Guice in the background.

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    13. Re:Read between the lines by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Still probably stronger than a 200lb man. And with big teeth.

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    14. Re:Read between the lines by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 4, Funny

      We're living in the age of ever-shrinking computers. What required an S/360 system in the 1970s can often be done by a microcontroller these days. What if the metaphors are shrinking, too? I, for one, welcome our 1lb gorilla overlords of the 2050s. Look how cute they are!

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      Ezekiel 23:20
    15. Re: Read between the lines by superwiz · · Score: 1

      So is it "run" or "own"? What about all the shareholders? I would assume the CEO runs the company.

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    16. Re:Read between the lines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [...]For example, originally SharePoint was a bit of a joke. Today, it's almost mission critical.

      Anyplace that has made SharePoint 'mission critical' is not some place with any knowledgable management. It's not someplace one would want to work and gamble with ones future. Note I have made very good money with MS products and I am not some loony FOSS-naught who lives the dream... in his mommies basement. It's just that SharePoint is definitely not something to run a business on, just like that disaster Navision. Yeesh.

    17. Re:Read between the lines by superwiz · · Score: 1

      Microsoft enters markets in which it believes it can make money.

      Once again, Ballmer (the CEO of MS at the time) bought 2% of Facebook with his own money. Do you think there are not strings attached there? That's not 2% of Ballmer's money. That's 2% of Facebook... which is significantly more than 2% of Ballmer's money. It's not Microsoft which owns this stake. It's Ballmer himself.

      Every single hair-brained scheme they tried under Ballmer's reign to capture niche retail and consumer markets ended badly.

      What? XBox has quite a following. I am not enough of a gamer to know the details of each platform, but it's certain one of the main players in that market.

      No, my friend, the Ballmer era Microsoft wanted it all and ended up stalling the company for years.

      No, Ballmer era Microsoft was looking for new markets because they couldn't possibly do better in their primary market then they already did. Windows 7 is the best desktop OS bar none. The closest 2nd was Windows XP which, until phones started having their own full-fledged operating systems, was the most popular operating system of all time despite having a cult-like hate following.

      MS was quite happy to buy Quicken until the Justice Department told it not to. It doesn't insist on killing all which isn't it. The formula is to try partner, then try to buy or to compete head on. They make enough money from FB's commitment to play nice with MS products and not play at all with Google. Until Google stops being the biggest innovation platform, I would say MS-FB alliance will stand.

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    18. Re:Read between the lines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your knowledge of those platforms is clearly dated. It is called NAV now and it is significantly improved, you can actually run it on a clustered database now! I started with Navision 2.0 before Microsoft bought them and I have administered every version since. While it is not perfect it is second to none.

      Similarly out of date is Sharepoint. Sharepoint 2013 and now Sharepoint 2016 are actual products that have a complete stack of tools now. Sharepoint 2010 was pretty stable but lacked some polish. The Workspaces client then and Onedrive for Business now are still jokes. Most organizes don't let employees synchronize unless it is to a home folder at which point OneDrive for Business will do just fine.

    19. Re:Read between the lines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aww look, it's a widdle MS shill. Do you do shilling work for Crooked Hillary too? I hear the money is good.

    20. Re:Read between the lines by gzuckier · · Score: 1

      Facebook is safe because they are the 100lb gorilla

      A 100lb gorilla is a very small gorilla....

      he means the 100 lb elephant.

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    21. Re: Read between the lines by gzuckier · · Score: 1

      When did Sundar Pichai manage to convert to Judaism? I thought it was quite a lengthy process.

      between the lines, obviously.

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      Star Trek transporters are just 3d printers.
    22. Re: Read between the lines by gzuckier · · Score: 1

      Both Faceberg and Google are run by Jews.

      Facebook...Foreskin
      Google...Goldberg
      coincidence? I don't think so.

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      Star Trek transporters are just 3d printers.
    23. Re:Read between the lines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's also why MS doesn't compete with FB (the only software market which MS does not try to overtake... because FB plays ball with MS).

      Seriously?

      Microsoft enters markets in which it believes it can make money. Lot of money. Microsoft also enters markets where it believes it can win. Every single hair-brained scheme they tried under Ballmer's reign to capture niche retail and consumer markets ended badly. Today, Microsoft is into the big enterprise systems where they can win, so long as they play the long game. For example, originally SharePoint was a bit of a joke. Today, it's almost mission critical. Dynamics CRM was a toy, today it's giving Salesforce a run for it's money. ERP. The list goes on.

      I guess you missed the bit where Microsoft grew tired of competing with Quicken after almost 20 years, and threw in the towel. They tried to take over that market and failed. Portable music players tied to an online store? Zune was a flameout. Enterprise and consumer smartphones? They bought Nokia and still cratered. Don't forget there were plenty of companies that "played ball" with Microsoft over the years and got bitten bad (Cringely's Accidental Empires had a good list, go read that).

      No, my friend, the Ballmer era Microsoft wanted it all and ended up stalling the company for years. The "new" Microsoft (the one who plays nice with Red Hat on Azure; the one bringing Ubuntu into your Windows 10; the one bringing SQL Server to Linux) knows it can't overtake markets anymore, and instead is trying to learn to place nice(er).

      Facebook isn't safe because of Ballmer. Facebook is safe because they are the 100lb gorilla in a very small niche that Microsoft knows they could not dislodge. Funny, Myspace thought they were that, too...

      How long was Myspace around? Yeah, facebook is already calling you out for being a dolt.

    24. Re:Read between the lines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everybody can relax. If these future-gorilla-overlords start getting out of line, there is a simple resolution. A volunteer can simply nudge any random toddler into the moat surrounding the aforementioned gorilla's enclosure.

      The situation should just naturally take care of itself, in the next few minutes after that.

    25. Re: Read between the lines by minstrelmike · · Score: 1

      When did Sundar Pichai manage to convert to Judaism? I thought it was quite a lengthy process.

      Yes converting is very difficult. You have to change mothers.

  3. Summery of a summery? by houstonbofh · · Score: 5, Informative

    A slashdot summery of a Gizmodo summery of a Vanity Fair article? Is the source really that are to link to when it is the first line of the Gizmodo summery? http://www.vanityfair.com/news...

    1. Re:Summery of a summery? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      It's "summary".

      But you're right. I was kind of upset when I got halfway through the article and realized it's nothing about a cult-like environment at Facebook. It's about the showdown between Facebook and Google Plus. Anything cult-like about Facebook gets a little bit of mention in passing and it sticks out as kind of awkward.

      And then we find out it's just a selection from an upcoming book. It's not a stand-alone article, at all, and that probably explains its bewildering constant change of tone.

      The headline should have read something more along the lines of "Zuckerberg's weird behaviour gets strong mention in this promotional article trying hard to sell an upcoming book about Silicon Valley culture in general." Which would have instantly bored the piss out of anybody and nobody would have wanted to read it.

      Maybe whoever posted it works for Vanity Fair or the book's publisher, or something?

    2. Re:Summery of a summery? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Australia I guess it would be a wintery of a wintery, you illiterate fool.

    3. Re:Summery of a summery? by Desler · · Score: 1

      At least it wasn't a Slashdot wintery.

    4. Re:Summery of a summery? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lol, "summery".

      LOLOLOL.

    5. Re:Summery of a summery? by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      It's about the showdown between Facebook and Google Plus.

      It's about the showdown between psycho Zuck and social misfit Larry.

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    6. Re:Summery of a summery? by tlambert · · Score: 1

      It's "summary".

      So you're saying it's not like an early Meg Ryan or a more recent and artsy Zooey Deschanel movie?

    7. Re:Summery of a summery? by Dahamma · · Score: 2

      If anything, it's mostly about the almost unreadable hyperbole and purple prose of a disgruntled former Facebook employee who seems to hate everyone.

    8. Re:Summery of a summery? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The more news sites covering the story, the bigger the ability of the media in general to demand protection money from the tech industry to keep this sort of thing out of polite company and the earshot of VC's and retail shareholders.

    9. Re:Summery of a summery? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Psycho Zuck sounds like a Weird Al Yankovic song parody of Disco Duck.

    10. Re:Summery of a summery? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      laugh it up fuzzball
      Winter is coming
      (or so the constant Ads would have me believe)

    11. Re: Summery of a summery? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd buy that for a dollar!

    12. Re:Summery of a summery? by coastwalker · · Score: 1

      Not much different from the Zuck then - except he only hates Google +. The people who own large companies are susceptible to thinking that because they have enough money to murder people and get away with it - that they are somehow especially insightful and not unlike great historical figures. They are not, they are filthy rich and should display some humility if they are not to be mocked as philistines.

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    13. Re:Summery of a summery? by Espectr0 · · Score: 1

      How do you misspell summary 5 times in the same post?

    14. Re:Summery of a summery? by Dahamma · · Score: 1

      that they are somehow especially insightful and not unlike great historical figures

      Sadly, having money and power is pretty much the best way to insert yourself into the history books.

      They are not, they are filthy rich and should display some humility if they are not to be mocked as philistines.

      Eh, kind of losing you there. Are you trying to claim that Mark Zuckerberg is uncircumcised? I'm pretty sure based on his heritage that's not true.

    15. Re:Summery of a summery? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  4. This is why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is why you don't put a liberal arts twat in charge of anything technical.

    1. Re:This is why by smooth+wombat · · Score: 1

      Considering the articles posted here every day about "technical" people doing things such as sending BIOS updates without verifying the source, malware infested plug-ins, the ongoing and seemingly never-ending issues ofIoT security, and the re-emergence of a more powerful Sutxnet virus which continues to target the same types of systems as last time, it appears you shouldn't put technical people in charge of anything technical either.

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      We will bankrupt ourselves in the vain search for absolute security. -- Dwight D. Eisenhower
    2. Re:This is why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Blame the people running those businesses for refusing to pay up to hire the right people: the technical people who actually do the work and the first-level managers who hire the technical people.

    3. Re:This is why by smooth+wombat · · Score: 1

      There's always an excuse, isn't there?

      Considering the high salaries we hear these companies paying their technical people, your comment falls flat.

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      We will bankrupt ourselves in the vain search for absolute security. -- Dwight D. Eisenhower
    4. Re: This is why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. That is because IT is rife with nepotism. Failing that, the underpaid/unqualified with an acceptable social background.

    5. Re:This is why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ASUS is a Taiwanese company and wages in Taiwan are nowhere near what they are in Silicon Valley or the rest of the United States. This also assumes that ASUS did not send the work to China.

      Wordpress is open source, if I understand correctly, so the wages paid are zero. Many of the people working on open source projects aren't very skilled and are using open source as a means of landing work in industry.

      IoT is typical nonsense spouted by MBAs and people who are not typically in-the-trenches technical people. Also, a lot of the IoT work is either a money-grab done by people looking to get-rich-quick or it is something done by people in Korea or China in the hopes of moving up the value chain. Again, the technology work is not being done by well-paid, well-vetted technical staff.

      As for the Stuxnet derivative, I'm assuming it's being done by a state agency with relatively unlimited funds?

      My comment falls flat? I suggest you look a bit harder at the causes problem. I'm not some stupid techie talking his book.

      Even highly-paid, well-vetted technical workers will make mistakes. But they won't make the pathetic mistakes ASUS, IoT grab-ware, and open source cluster fucks.

    6. Re: This is why by coastwalker · · Score: 1

      Industry is rife with nepotism, it has little to do with which department of the business you are talking about. Surely you have seen wave after wave of new management being brought in each time the ownership of businesses change? All of them identifiable by their friendships rather than their accomplishments.

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  5. Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Doesn't sound much like my idea of a cult. More like a business run by a spoiled brat. What are the supposedly cult-like aspects?

    1. Re:Huh? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Whether the boss is a spoiled brat that needs a spanking, the cult leader is one or the god is one, what exactly is the difference?

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    2. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well what I found ... interesting... is:
      - the faceversary gifts on the anniversary of when you start facebook
      - the pseudo-epitaphs on leaving the company
      - the company above family and life outside work
      - the drink-the-coolaid-or-else attitude in the company

  6. Get out those blues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Kifflom, brother; kifflom!

  7. Seems like... by ebcdic · · Score: 1

    ... they need a union.

    1. Re:Seems like... by ClickOnThis · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Just because the company's run like a cult doesn't mean the employees are communists.

      Just because employees form a union doesn't mean they are communists.

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    2. Re:Seems like... by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      Just because employees form a union doesn't mean they are communists.

      Indeed. Unions are illegal in most communist countries. In postwar Europe, only communist governments ordered soldiers to shoot strikers.

      Why do you need a union when the dictatorship of the proletariat is already running the company?

    3. Re:Seems like... by painandgreed · · Score: 1

      Just because the company's run like a cult doesn't mean the employees are communists.

      Just because employees form a union doesn't mean they are communists.

      Having friend that have helped form unions, heard stories about when my current job switched to unions, and been a place where the employees decided to form a union, I'd have to say that it has nothing to do with being a communist. The number one cause of unions are dick bosses jerking around the employees. Most people just want to show up, do their work, and go home at the end of their shift for whatever pay they already signed up for. It's when managers start telling people they have to work and additional shift with no dinner because somebody else didn't show up (usually because they quit because they suffered the same treatment too many times) that employees really start wanting some hard rules and are willing to take a 3-5% pay cut to belong to a union. Managers expect employees to jump anytime they say jump and don't care if they have lives out of work. Thing is, I've heard the stories from the old managers that are still around, and they wouldn't go back to non-union either. Now that everybody is operating under set rules, it actually solves many more problems than their "jump" orders ever did. When my IT unit tried to unionize, it was started by the two Rush Limbaugh watching ex-army guys when the boss started telling them they could just work five ten hour days from now on because he wanted late coverage as well as the early coverage they were doing.

  8. Its simple, delete your account. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I deleted my account 8 years ago....

    1. Re:Its simple, delete your account. by joerdie · · Score: 5, Funny

      ...and you have been telling everyone you meet about it ever since! Honestly, Facbook quiters are worse than vegans.

    2. Re:Its simple, delete your account. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I deleted my account 8 years ago....

      In Soviet Facebook, account deletes you.

    3. Re:Its simple, delete your account. by U2xhc2hkb3QgU3Vja3M · · Score: 1

      Step 1. Do not create a Facebook account.

      If step 1 failed, try step 2:
      https://m.facebook.com/account...

    4. Re:Its simple, delete your account. by U2xhc2hkb3QgU3Vja3M · · Score: 1

      Honestly, Facebook quitters are worse than vegans.

      Yeah, tell me about it.

      www.tofurky.com
      www.gardein.com
      www.yvesveggie.com
      www.daiyafoods.com

    5. Re:Its simple, delete your account. by Desler · · Score: 0

      Do you still tie onions to your belt and shake your fists at clouds as well, gramps?

    6. Re:Its simple, delete your account. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What really sucks is when someone -- either someone who actually thinks your email is theirs, or a spammer who uses any email they can find -- signs up for a Facebook account using your email.

      I got quite adept at requesting my 'lost' password, then logging in to cancel the account. Finally someone somewhere stopped whatever they were doing, either the spammer, the idiot, or Facebook blocked it themselves. Only took months.

    7. Re:Its simple, delete your account. by epyT-R · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That's like saying you deleted a file without overwriting it. You didn't delete shit. It's still there. With social media the only winning move is not to play.

    8. Re:Its simple, delete your account. by coastwalker · · Score: 1

      Actually it is not that simple anymore. Facebook tracks you whether you have an account or not by your visits to other websites, much as Google does. I am not sure what the answer is. I use various forms of ad blocking, java script blocking, cookie deleting software and keep changing them. I do not seem to get much linked crap from advertisers when visiting different web sites but you can be sure that if I do visit YouTube or Facebook they know all about what I have been looking at on those sites. It is only a matter of time before both Facebook and Google, and many other creepy web AI can tell who you are whatever you do to try and block them. I wonder where it will all lead and do not have a positive view about where it is all going. Not playing will then mean not using the web at all. Obviously the first step will be to move to VPN and the Tor network but I believe that governments will outlaw them soon with the protect the children and save us from terrorists excuses. (Laughable how little effort is made to stop road traffic accidents compared to spending effort on spying on and regulating the internet considering that the most likely way to die from an avoidable cause is a road accident..)

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    9. Re:Its simple, delete your account. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you still tie onions to your belt and shake your fists at clouds as well, gramps?

      Nice try shill. But unlike you, things do change. People are figuring out the projected "you hate change, therefore we hate you grampa" social leverage crap for what it is; an attempt to shut people, and their opinions down. Now it just reveals who the true Luddites are and what their sad little agendas are. Enjoy.

    10. Re:Its simple, delete your account. by DarthVain · · Score: 1

      Bureaucrat: Hmmm comrade citizen, it seems my computnik indicates you do not exist.
      Citizen: Clearly I am standing right here!
      Bureaucrat: Not to worry comrade we will clean this error right up, Boris!
      Citizen: ...

  9. Easy by no-body · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Sociopaths manipulate in various ways:

    intimidation, anger, suppression, force, charming, acting emphatically.

    Many are admired or shunned and often failed to be recognized as such.

     

    1. Re:Easy by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      Sociopaths manipulate in various ways:
      intimidation, anger, suppression, force, charming, acting emphatically.
      Many are admired or shunned and often failed to be recognized as such.

      Some run for President...

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      It must have been something you assimilated. . . .
    2. Re:Easy by war4peace · · Score: 1

      ...and some win.

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    3. Re:Easy by no-body · · Score: 1

      Some run for President...

      Or become dictators, charlatans - but as always, it needs two to tangle, one cannot exist without the other.

      Monkeys get away with cheating within their community , all seems to be an old old habit.

    4. Re:Easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FYI, the usual simile is ‘it takes two to tango’, which makes a lot more sense.

    5. Re:Easy by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      FYI, while we're correcting each other here, "it takes two to tango" is an idiom, or saying, not a simile. "Mark Zuckerberg is as ugly as a warthog" is an example of a simile.

  10. "bordered on the psychopathic."? by fustakrakich · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Oh please! It's a requirement for the job. It is the dominant trait of the business world.

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    1. Re:"bordered on the psychopathic."? by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      "Oh please!", and hyperbole, does not make you correct. Nor does the fact that the few who are, get the majority of media attention because otherwise it's not "newsworthy". There certainly are some, and studies that point it out, but "requirement for the job"?...Oh please!

      https://www.theguardian.com/sc...
      https://leb.fbi.gov/2012/novem...
      http://www.businessinsider.com...

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  11. Pseudo-intellectuals. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    "Carthago delenda est."? Why even revert to Latin if you don't even know your quotes? Where is this from, Asterix? I mean, Cato the Elder's stock ending was famous enough that its start "Ceterum censeo" is almost better known than the rest: "Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam." Without the "Ceterum censeo", a Classic Latin speaker would drop the redundant "est" anyway and just state "Delenda Carthago.". Actually, I think the latter is the Asterix version so Goscinny still beats Zuckerberg, Harvard be damned.

    1. Re:Pseudo-intellectuals. by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's good PR to say he studied Latin and the Classics. It's not such good PR to say he was too busy with FriendFace to actually learn anything from those classes.

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    2. Re:Pseudo-intellectuals. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      when the Z talks and I can't avoid hearing it, all I hear is "Lorem ipsum" in a Charlie Brown cartoon adult's voice.

    3. Re:Pseudo-intellectuals. by HornWumpus · · Score: 0

      I did two years of Latin in HS. I learned that studying dead languages was a waste of time, that's about it. Some of that useless trivia is still using up valuable memory.

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      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    4. Re:Pseudo-intellectuals. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If you think the aim of studying the classics is to learn Latin then you're an idiot.

      But then anyone who argues in terms of humans "using up valuable memory" is an idiot.

    5. Re:Pseudo-intellectuals. by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      While we're on the subject Carthage, it's worth noting that the history of the city did not end with the last Punic war... 200 years later Carthage had been rebuilt by the Romans and had a population of half a million, second only to Rome itself in the western empire. Carthage eventually evolved into Tunis, of which the archeological site is a suburb. So that "sowing to salt" thing makes a great sound bite, but it was hardly permanent.

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    6. Re:Pseudo-intellectuals. by Opportunist · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Quoting Latin is a bit like riding a unicycle. It might impress if you can pull it off, even though everyone will wonder why the hell you do it, but if you fuck it up, everyone will just laugh at you.

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    7. Re:Pseudo-intellectuals. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Romanes eunt domus?"

    8. Re:Pseudo-intellectuals. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why learn anything? In a hundred years or less you'll be dead, and it will have been a waste of time.

    9. Re:Pseudo-intellectuals. by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 5, Informative

      "Carthago delenda est."? Why even revert to Latin if you don't even know your quotes? Where is this from, Asterix? I mean, Cato the Elder's stock ending was famous enough that its start "Ceterum censeo" is almost better known than the rest: "Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam."

      Before you go on a rant about how someone else misuses an ancient language, you might bother to make sure you know what you're talking about.

      As even the Wikipedia article explains, the phrase was actually never quoted in an ancient source directly in the TWO forms it is generally quoted in today. (If you want to see many of the various paraphrases of the form actually found in ancient sources, Wikipedia has some of them.) One form being your longer indirect speech version, and the other generally being "Carthago delenda est."

      This isn't an "Asterix" version -- it's a well-known version of the phrase that has been commonly cited by English-language scholars for the past couple centuries. Just to show you how long people have been quoting the phrase as "Carthago delenda est" -- The form was common enough to even be parodied in the well-known account of a Harvard professor opposed to academic music study in the 1870s who supposedly ended faculty meetings after the first appointment of a music professor with the phrase "musica delenda est" (i.e., music must be destroyed).

      It's true in other modern languages that the "ceterum censeo..." version is perhaps more common, but English-language scholars very frequently cite the phrase as "Carthago delenda est," which is as close to the actual ancient quotations as any.

      Without the "Ceterum censeo", a Classic Latin speaker would drop the redundant "est" anyway and just state "Delenda Carthago."

      Actually, wrong again. "Delenda" is a gerundive and by itself is only a passive participle. Saying "Delenda Carthago" could mean something more like "Carthage is to be destroyed." Adding a form of the Latin verb esse (i.e., to be) turns the construction from a naked gerundive into a passive periphrastic, which connotes an element of necessity. That is, it alters the meaning from "Carthage [is] to be destroyed" to "Carthage MUST be destroyed."

      The gerundive itself can carry that connotation a bit informally, but if Cato were speaking formally and wanted to emphasize his feeling that it MUST happen, he likely would have added a form of "esse" (as you can see is found in multiple actual quotations and references from Latin sources as seen in the Wikipedia article).

      Actually, I think the latter is the Asterix version so Goscinny still beats Zuckerberg, Harvard be damned.

      Yes, I believe Asterix actually uses the form you mention, which is abbreviated and less formal. And I really can't believe I'm actually defending Zuckerberg here... but his version was perfectly acceptable.

    10. Re:Pseudo-intellectuals. by catchblue22 · · Score: 1

      And this comment illustrates why I still read Slashdot. Brilliant.

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    11. Re:Pseudo-intellectuals. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But if don't yourself master Lain, you won't be able to distinguish gibberish from expertise.

    12. Re:Pseudo-intellectuals. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's all love Lain!

    13. Re:Pseudo-intellectuals. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you for the Yes Minister flashback!

    14. Re:Pseudo-intellectuals. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The "esse" is the "should be", and "est" is the "is".
      So the proverb reads "I also think that Carthago should be destroyed!"

      Five Years of Latin have their merits... ;-)

    15. Re:Pseudo-intellectuals. by coastwalker · · Score: 1

      I think it depends on the product and their age. Gates gets more respect and is listened to because he ran a company that made somewhat useful stuff. Zuck has built an entertainment empire and sadly for him is more thought of as a clown. He is also young so probably will come across better when he is older, maybe.

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    16. Re:Pseudo-intellectuals. by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1

      Well, he didn't say he learned the classics to learn Latin, he explicitly said, "studying dead languages". When I went to high school, they offered latin as a language (along with spanish, french, and german), it wasn't a literature class. Though I disagree with his assessment of latin's modern value, you've actually changed his argument.
      I also don't believe that human memory is infinite, its probably more like a huge FIFO stack (especially at my age).. but he should be able to push that old stuff out with new if he really wanted to.

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    17. Re:Pseudo-intellectuals. by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Get a little older. New memories definitely don't push out old ones.

      'The Classics' are a obsolete body of knowledge. They were used to separate the rich from the not rich, but are now used to separate those stuck in the past from those living in the present. It's a narrative that tells you more about the people clinging to them than anything else. Unless you are studying why the 18th century was so fucked up, there is no reason to care.

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    18. Re:Pseudo-intellectuals. by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1

      Get a little older.

      No thanks.

      Wait, I take that back! Damn, it's a catch-22.

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    19. Re:Pseudo-intellectuals. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Romanes eunt domus?"

      They eunt?

    20. Re:Pseudo-intellectuals. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As even the Wikipedia article explains,

      Wikipedia is not a trustworthy source of information. I deny your argument.

    21. Re:Pseudo-intellectuals. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get a little older. New memories definitely don't push out old ones.

      'The Classics' are a obsolete body of knowledge. They were used to separate the rich from the not rich, but are now used to separate those stuck in the past from those living in the present. It's a narrative that tells you more about the people clinging to them than anything else. Unless you are studying why the 18th century was so fucked up, there is no reason to care.

      You're seriously a moron. The Classics has so much timeless information in them.

  12. Overtime! Cool! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Another reason I will always be an hourly contractor.

  13. Typical of large companies that began as startups by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You'll see Facebook-like tyrant/sycophant behavior at all of the major companies coming from startup culture. You must always support the company meta. This is evident at Google, Amazon, Valve, and on and on... No real news here.

  14. Maybe, but a bit of a way to go yet by Boss,+Pointy+Haired · · Score: 1
  15. Unemployment rate by Livius · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Unemployment is so high that workers feel powerless and afraid and employers can abuse their power.

    Duh....

    1. Re:Unemployment rate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And, instead of badly needed, good, no-nonsense regulation, all we get is more regulatory capture making it harder and harder for mid-sized businesses on down to compete and really create jobs in this country.

    2. Re:Unemployment rate by FooAtWFU · · Score: 1

      The unemployment rate for people working at Facebook is high? The mostly-computer-programmers-in-Silicon-Valley employment rate? Not buying it.

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    3. Re:Unemployment rate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Was that a joke or are you completely clueless? Competition for talent is incredibly intense and any software engineer working at Facebook could have a new job with a great salary and benefits within a week.

    4. Re:Unemployment rate by Livius · · Score: 1

      Facebook is not the only workplace where this is happening.

      Or if you want to think specifically in terms of Facebook, consider the number of people who want to work at Facebook versus the number who actually do.

    5. Re:Unemployment rate by dcw3 · · Score: 2

      Hardly insightful, and in fact a baldfaced lie. Here's what you get when you google "bay area unemployment rate"
      The unemployment rate in San Mateo County was 3 percent, while the unemployment rate in Solano County was 5.6 percent in February. Marin County recorded the second lowest rate among Bay Area counties at 3.2 percent, followed by San Francisco County at 3.3 percent, employment officials said.

      And for tech workers it's even better. http://www.bizjournals.com/san...

      If anyone pulled "lockdown" on me, I'd walk out instantly.

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    6. Re:Unemployment rate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting how Mr. Though Internet guys, like you, are nowhere to be seen in real life....

    7. Re:Unemployment rate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "People who want to work at Facebook" is not the same as "computer-programmers-in-Silcon Valley". A good programmer has no worries about employment.

    8. Re:Unemployment rate by Livius · · Score: 1

      The point is that Facebook has disproportionate bargaining power when hiring. So does almost every other employer, but only a very small number of job-seekers.

    9. Re:Unemployment rate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Places that are too expensive to live in while unemployed, tend to show low unemployment rates. Who can guess what's going on here?

    10. Re:Unemployment rate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The point is that Facebook has disproportionate bargaining power when hiring. So does almost every other employer, but only a very small number of job-seekers.

      Sure ... if you're a total loser.

      The job market on the West coast is smoking hot right now if you're halfway competent.

  16. "for some reason" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, zucky is an even more underdeveloped privileged douchewad than I had suspected. I haven't seen (or heard of) behavior like that since middle school many many many ages ago. These privileged shitheads really don't grow up past 12 years old? astonishing.

  17. This sounds more like by dnaumov · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Facebook is being led by a leader who promptly reacts to challenges facing his company. If this was supposed to paint Facebook/Zuck in some sort of negative light... it managed to do the completely opposite.

    1. Re:This sounds more like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Facebook is being led by a leader who promptly reacts to challenges facing his company. If this was supposed to paint Facebook/Zuck in some sort of negative light... it managed to do the completely opposite.

      It sounds like neither a cult nor your theory of bold leadership. It sounds like Zuck panicked based on the assumption that Google would likely eat his lunch. Plus failed, but it's not clear to me that FB's mad scrambling had anything to do with it.

      Google shipped Plus in 100 days. Google's employees were off enjoying their weekends while Zuck had his employees chained to their desks.

      Zuck got punked.

    2. Re:This sounds more like by Empiric · · Score: 1

      "Destruction of the enemy" is a fools errand intended simply to get people to sacrifice their interests for the "leader's" benefit.

      Legitimate response to challenges is producing better and more appealing products. Offering better terms and incentives to the people doing that for you, is the legitimate way to do that. Painting the "others" attempting to do the same as the enemy adds nothing of value.

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  18. Pot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Meet kettle.

  19. tl;dr by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're right, now we need to summarize further in a Slashdot tl;dr comment.

    My summary would be "Facebook delenda est."

  20. Lockdown! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hoodie hoods up! Drawstrings to maximum tightness! Engage!

  21. Surprise of the century by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who could have imagined that a company based around creepy exploitation of personal data and violations of privacy would be a bad place to work?

    If you have an account, delete it, if you work there, quit. It should be obvious by now that FB is a net negative influence on society.

    1. Re:Surprise of the century by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't do that.

      Use your insider access to infiltrate the controlling systems and sell (or give) the information to competitors. Oh all right, you can give it to some group like the EFF or whatever if you like. But do onto Facebook as Facebook is doing onto everyone else.

  22. Come on, threat was very real by SuperKendall · · Score: 0

    You either didn't read the article or don't remember the situation very well.

    At the time, Google was pushing Plus REALLY HARD. It was even going to be integrated into *search results*, by ranking Plus results higher! If you do not think that had a viable chance at de-throning Facebook at the time, you are nuts.

    Did the efforts of Facebook have anything to do with it? Well why not? If Facebook was suddenly adding new features and working better than ever before, why could that not have prevented a lot of defection to Google Plus?

    My own side target with that whole thing is that I do a lot of photography, and all sorts of professional photographers were really pushing Plus super hard. In fact I think they were really the last group to leave... So Google's push was working to some extent.

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    1. Re:Come on, threat was very real by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did the efforts of Facebook have anything to do with it? Well why not?

      Lack of evidence is why not. You are just speculating, which is especially weak years after the events. Again, nothing to indicate visionary leadership over dumb luck. Google took a lazy swipe at the market, Zuck had a cow.

    2. Re:Come on, threat was very real by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you do not think that had a viable chance at de-throning Facebook at the time, you are nuts.

      You are nuts for thinking it had a viable chance of de-throning Facebook.

      Google "network effect" sometime.

  23. My response? by NormalVisual · · Score: 4, Insightful

    As was duly explained to the more recent employees, Lockdown was a state of war that dated to Facebook’s earliest days, when no one could leave the building while the company confronted some threat, either competitive or technical.

    "I can't leave the building? Well, here's my badge. Fuck you."

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    1. Re:My response? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You wouldn't even need to do that. People would just roll their eyes and leave at their normal time. I'm assuming that in the "earliest days" there were only four or five of them who agreed (possibly partly due to charm and/or strength of personality from the boss, plus being/feeling personally invested in the project) that they'd all stay on and solve the problem. I don't believe for a moment that someone tried this as an order in the company the size it is now (or was when Google+ came out). They'd be a laughing stock. "Lockdown" at that point must have been more symbolic.

    2. Re:My response? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't remotely understand why people put up with this sort of abuse by their employers. Seriously, grow a fucking pair and get a job where you are valued as a human and not treated like a freaking slave.

      Shit like this is exactly why unions were created.

    3. Re:My response? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this reminds me of lisa simpson and that kid that needed the insulin

    4. Re:My response? by Calydor · · Score: 1

      "911? I am being illegally detained at ADDRESS under threat of harm if I try to leave. Please help."

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    5. Re: My response? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      symbolic or not it is an incredibly fucked up reaction that speaks to the state of mind of the company's founder & CEO. Certainly not a place worth investing time in.

    6. Re:My response? by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 4, Funny

      "911? I am being illegally detained at ADDRESS under threat of harm if I try to leave. Please help."

      Better yet -- "I'm being illegally detained under threat of harm if I try to leave. The person threatening me is babbling incoherently... though I am told by one of my colleagues that he may be speaking in an ancient tongue with almost religious fervor, quoting something about wanting to destroy his enemies and an entire city. I'm really scared. Please send help!"

    7. Re:My response? by Xest · · Score: 1

      "I can't leave the building? Well, here's my badge, I'm off to work for the guys you're so threatened by and that don't treat their staff like dicks. I'm also taking all my knowledge of your solutions to the threat with me. Fuck you."

      FTFY.

    8. Re:My response? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had no idea Dunder-Mifflin's Micheal Scott ended up running FarceBook. Having Ryan running his R&D division and Dwight running his security division explains everything now.

  24. I totally agree by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    I wouldn't want to work those insane kinds of hours anymore, but there was a long period of time where I did and enjoyed it a lot - as well as greatly advancing my technical skills. Nothing like cramming years of practical experience into months...

    After reading the whole article, I also had more respect for Facebook and Zuckerberg than I did before.

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    1. Re:I totally agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's fascinating how many people willingly give the best years of their life, to make somebody else much wealthier than them, and how hard their psyches work to think they're getting/got an awesome deal somehow.

    2. Re:I totally agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's fascinating how many people willingly give the best years of their life, to make somebody else much wealthier than them, and how hard their psyches work to think they're getting/got an awesome deal somehow.

      I had superior once talk to me that way about one time when he was my age and worked a ton of overtime for a month straight. I asked him "And was it worth it?" He not only couldn't give me a straight answer but also wouldn't look me in the eye for the rest of the day.

    3. Re:I totally agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work for a company with 5 employees. I have equity. If there's some critical work we need to get done, we stay until 10-12 at night. Why? because the survival of the company depends on it.

      When you're in a company with 5 people, and you put in what it takes to make the company successful, you get C-suite positions when that company grows to 20 or 100 or 10k people. The people who don't get turfed or get buried in middle management forever.

      There has been several times we have "bet the company" where had we not put in the extra hours, our company would have failed and we would all be out of jobs. And we pay overtime, if you work 80 hours a week you get paid 100 hours, that's a lot of money when you're in your twenties and thirties. An extra $100k put down on a mortgage when you're in your twenties is over a $1M gained when the mortgage is paid off. It's the difference between working until your 75 and retiring (or moving into investment and business) at 40.

    4. Re:I totally agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's fascinating how many people willingly give the best years of their life, to make somebody else much wealthier than them, and how hard their psyches work to think they're getting/got an awesome deal somehow.

      It is called "Post-rationalization." From entire 'histories' of civilizations being (re)written down to why one was fired from a job yesterday, it is used in the most amazing ways. I've decided it is a coping mechanism so that most rational people don't go stark raving mad and start wearing their undies on their heads and start using terms like 'lockdown' to confine people just to prove they are the Ultimate Alpha Male. Enjoy.

  25. This reminds me of the Huffington Post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Another corrupt leftist org much like facebook where they recently released a picture of an editorial meeting to show off "diversity" and it was a room with 98% whites with a token asian or two in the back, zero men, and only one of them was over the age of 25. Source: http://www.redflagnews.com/headlines-2016/huffington-post-editors-photo-of-diverse-meeting-immediately-backfires

    Leftist cults. Don't patronize them for the good of mankind.

    1. Re:This reminds me of the Huffington Post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Leftist cults. Don't patronize them for the good of mankind.

      s/cul/cun/

  26. Move to Guyana by flacco · · Score: 1

    and call it Zuckertown.

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    1. Re:Move to Guyana by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Zuckertown is NYC: Zucker-berg.

  27. Do you actually have to JOIN the cult? by tlambert · · Score: 5, Funny

    Do you actually have to JOIN the cult?

    Or can you issue a SELECT COALESCE and use a subquery instead?

    1. Re:Do you actually have to JOIN the cult? by pieisgood · · Score: 1

      If I had the mod points, I wouldn't need to reply. But that was good.

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    2. Re:Do you actually have to JOIN the cult? by tlambert · · Score: 1

      Sorry; I was lacking a sammich. I SQL nerded out.

  28. "Lockdown" by Sydin · · Score: 3, Insightful

    How about "get fucked." No job is worth having to suffer somebody who feels they have the right to exercise that kind of absolute authority over you. Even if there weren't dozens of other tech companies in the bay area ready to gobble up talent - and there are - that would be immediate cause for walking, no question.

    1. Re:"Lockdown" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Good thing you didn't work in mission control during Apollo 13.

    2. Re:"Lockdown" by n7ytd · · Score: 1

      Let's gauge my level of commitment to "burning the midnight oil" in the two scenarios:

      • The lives of my coworkers are in danger and we have 4 days to get them home
      • The boss is feeling threatened because a competitor has had the audacity to develop an ad- and cat video-delivery platform that might compete with our own.
  29. It's simple, never create an account by U2xhc2hkb3QgU3Vja3M · · Score: 1

    I did not register 12 years ago...

  30. Lockdown - so? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm still curious as what they were supposed to do during this "lockdown". Perhaps improve Facebook to the point that it was better than G+?

    If so, they didn't need to do much.... As all those eager G+ joiners soon discovered.

    Also, at that time I do not recall FB changing noticeably. G+ seemed to be a non-event for someone on FB.

    1. Re:Lockdown - so? by ModernGeek · · Score: 1

      A better idea would be to ask people willing to volunteer and work as a special team to tackle the problem rather than arbitrarily keep everyone there. Offer overtime pay or some sort of bonus or stock option to those who stay and join the team, thereby only keeping the ones that really want to be there on the task.

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    2. Re:Lockdown - so? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ahahahaha! You don't seem to understand the purpose of running a cult. Its purpose is to extract something of value from people, willingly on their part, without compensating them for it. Overtime pay, bonuses, or additional stock is compensation and would violate a necessary condition for running a cult.

    3. Re:Lockdown - so? by Bohnanza · · Score: 1

      I'm still curious as what they were supposed to do during this "lockdown".

      Call the police and report that they were being detained against their will?

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  31. ducktyping by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if it walks like a duck....
    same thing is true of psychopats

  32. What a damn stupid article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The guy is trying to invoke the original computer revolution of Gates and Jobs and tries to paint Zuckerberg up to their level (poorly) while claiming he's the Edward R Murrow on the lines.

    The Zuckerberg spoke latin while invoking his genius brand of over-caffeinated geek speek because he can't bother with banal trvialities.

    Yay.

    Where, in the article discussing the tech genius of the wunkerkind Zuckerberg and his legion of zealots about how hard working and clever they were WAS THE SOLUTION THAT WON THE WAR?!?

    You want a TL;DR of this article?
    1> Google makes Google+
    2> Zuckerberg has a meltdown and invokes THE LOCKDOWN because he's a megalomaniac... or her cares... or I'm not even sure what the point is...
    3>???
    4> Facebook wins and we were all oh so smart.

    C'mon man - Facebook didn't win. Nobody wanted Google+ because nobody wanted all their pr0n searches mixed in with the photos of the kids to grandma under the same account and Google acquiesced.

    Zuckerberg isn't a genius, never was, never will be. He made a blog site that was only slightly less onerous than MySpace. He absolutely doesn't have the wizardy of Woz, the marketing savvy of Jobs (or his magical reality distortion field) or the business acumen of Gates. He was lucky, smarmy and greedy enough to win the lottery.

    I, for one, will be more than happy to see him and his overbloated, completely useless behemoth of a website put out to pasture in the dung heap of history.

    End of line.

  33. Facebook illegal employement practices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But it's okay, cuz billionaire.

  34. What actually changed during the lockdown? by Skuld-Chan · · Score: 1

    At the time I used facebook a lot, and I didn't notice any changes. I don't use it so much anymore, but when I log in - I still don't see anything different.

    Maybe because I block ads?

  35. Sickness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Facebook is a sickness created by a delusional madman that most people lap up.
    They all deserve what happens next in the world.

  36. lest you forget by superwiz · · Score: 1

    Zuck's immortal words: "young people are just smarter."

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  37. Spell much? Re: Summery of a summery? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Summary... Idjit

  38. Just like working at Wal-Mart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So working for Facebook is almost as good as working for Wal-Mart? Good to know ...

    http://www.nytimes.com/2004/01/18/us/workers-assail-night-lock-ins-by-wal-mart.html?_r=0

  39. Reductio by s.petry · · Score: 1

    Why learn anything? In a hundred years or less you'll be dead, and it will have been a waste of time.

    ad absurdum?

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  40. Why does this not surprise me? by rnturn · · Score: 1

    FB wants to be the only web site you visit. Rather like a cult that wants to control who you talk to, what you read, etc. I can only imagine how much worse it is when actually working within that organization.

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  41. Working at Facebook Sounds Like Joining a Cult by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When are Apple suing?

  42. I think it is more the kind of workers they have by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    Facebook likes to hire young, techie, inexperienced, and fairly self-assured people. I mean remember this is the company run by a guy who said that anyone over 30 is "out of ideas", a stance which, shocker here, changed when he got near 30. They hire the kind of people who buy in to their cult bullshit, who want to work at Facebook because "It is the best, most important place EVAR," and will deal with this kind of shit because they don't see it as a problem, or even that strange.

    It isn't a case of some evil company saying "You will do what we want, when we want, or you will starve!" Rather it is as the article talked about: A cult like atmosphere where people will do as they are told, even when it is stupid, because they want to, because they believe in the BS.

  43. A lot of it about by dbIII · · Score: 1

    A lot of it about - check out the utter weirdness with the Goldman Sachs exec parties, the Enron stuff and plenty of others. Prancing around to the strange whims of their bosses like a fantasy of French Nobility before they got the chop. They think they OWN people as seen how they dictate social life outside of work hours.

  44. Re:Pseudo-intellectuals just for fun reply by chrispatch · · Score: 1

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

    makes me laugh every time

  45. Old hat by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

    I read this book, what, 17 years ago? https://www.amazon.ca/Corporat...

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  46. Surprised? by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1

    We're criticizing a guy that made a big company and the 800 Lbs gorilla in the room says it wants to do what you do? Possibly replace you? He had probably been approached for a buyout before.

    I think anyone would be very concerned (i.e. shit their pants). He faced a very real threat. He managed to survive. I think he had the right reaction, do whatever he could to stop it.

    Who knows, if Google bought them out, they could be one of the many projects in the Google graveyard by now.