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NRA Complaint Takes Down 38,000 Websites (vice.com)

Sarah Jeong, reporting for Motherboard:38,000 websites hosted by the automated publishing service Surge went down today, after the National Rifle Association sent a legal notice over a parody website created by the Yes Men. A few days ago, the Yes Men released the parody video, "Share the Safety" -- announcing a supposed NRA program to deliver firearms into the hands of those too impoverished to afford guns. The opening frame of the video says "Paid for in part by the National Rifle Association of America with additional support from Smith & Wesson Holding Corporation." "Systemic poverty and dumb laws keep the urban poor unable to acquire life-saving firearms," says the video, which is available on YouTube. "That's why we at the NRA are teaming up with Smith & Wesson to share the safety.â The YouTube description includes a link to the "official" website, ShareTheSafety.org.

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  1. what a wonderful program by Lead+Butthead · · Score: 4, Funny

    Where do I sign up?

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    1. Re:what a wonderful program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The NRA would collapse if its supporters saw it putting guns into the hands of the people that Conservatives have been taught to hate.

    2. Re:what a wonderful program by Frigga's+Ring · · Score: 3

      You can start by checking out the video here - https://youtu.be/_8punyPP-bs

    3. Re:what a wonderful program by HornWumpus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Google 'Gun Owners of America'. The NRA is soft, but you should still support them too.

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    4. Re:what a wonderful program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Actually there is a legit version: https://facebook.com/TheArmedCitizenProject/

      The difference is that the parody is full of unconscious racism.

    5. Re:what a wonderful program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The Armed Citizen Project is the real version...

      https://facebook.com/TheArmedCitizenProject/

    6. Re:what a wonderful program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      the parody is full of unconscious racism

      What make you think it was "unconscious"? They used race baiting as part of their attack on the NRA.

    7. Re:what a wonderful program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Cognitive dissonance. They don't want to believe they are racist, but they are. Because everyone is human. And practicing racism is a survival trait. There are parts of Detroit one does not go at night, and it is not because of the "White Super Predators". There are houses with bars everywhere in parts of NYC, and it is not because of "Women Super Predators".
      Yes, racist and sexist, if you are not, good luck surviving.

    8. Re:what a wonderful program by neoritter · · Score: 1

      AC tries to argue he knows so many typical Republicans. *cough*bullshit*cough* lol

    9. Re:what a wonderful program by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      You mean like the Black Panthers?

      You need to revise this distorted parody of NRA members you have in your head.

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    10. Re:what a wonderful program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I suspect the Yes Men didn't realize just how racist this made them look.

    11. Re:what a wonderful program by colin_faber · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This is total nonsense. The only people talking about racism and sexism are liberals and democrats trying to score SJW points with their idiot base.

    12. Re:what a wonderful program by Runaway1956 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Not good enough an excuse, Bubba. The spouse of this Clinton signed a bill that established mandatory minimum prison sentences for crimes commonly committed by black folk - but didn't sign any similar bill for crimes more commonly committed by white people. As a result of those racist attitudes, millions of predominantly black young men have spent years, even decades, in prison.

      The Clintons are far more racist that Trump.

      BTW - "illegal alien" isn't a race. Get a clue, alright?

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    13. Re:what a wonderful program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Yeah... The Republican War On Women. Where we don't make cakes when we disagree with you.

      Republicans are so much worse than Hillary... who defends a rapist pedophile and laughs about how she's lost faith in truth detectors. Hillary... who defends her husband - a man accused of a Dozen Rapes. Bill Cosby? Accused of as many and his legacy is destroyed... Bill Clinton? He's going to the White House. White privilege because of "Vagina" people. Hillary attacks those rape victims, destroys there live and yet it's the Republicans who have a war on women.

      The same Hillary who has taken MILLIONS to her "Charity" from countries that kill women who get raped (Gee... I wonder why Hillary likes THOSE countries) and throw LGBT from roof tops.

      But those waskily Republicans are "War On Women". You can't buy cakes and have to pay for your own birth control... such a rough life American Women lead. A life where you can kill your unborn baby today... and cry about how the NRA doesn't protect the children tomorrow.

      But ... you go ahead deflecting the racism and bigotry and War on Women from the left because it suits you... blame it on Republicans and the NRA.

    14. Re:what a wonderful program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, you're right. Republicans hate blacks. That's why there was a black guy among the candidates, right? The black guy was favored over this white outsider. In fact, the Republicans can probably name at least 20 black guys they'd rather have, than this red faced outsider.

      Tell me, are you living on the plantation? Are your white Democrat masters promising you something in exchange for spouting this nonsense? What might that be - a "get out of jail free" card?

      You may or may not be black, but you are definitely someone's chump.

    15. Re:what a wonderful program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      "If Trump is soooooo racist, why hasn't it been an issue for the decades he's built a global company?"

      Well except for that time in 1973 when his real estate company was investigated by the justice dept for refusing to rent to blacks.

      And that time in 1991 when he took out a full-page newspaper ad calling for the execution of some black teenagers accused of rape (who were later exonerated)

      And that time in 1999 when a colleague quoted him as saying “laziness is a trait in blacks.”

      Yes, apart from his decades-long history of being a racist & being called a racist... Trump has never been a racist or been called a racist.

    16. Re:what a wonderful program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      If Trump is soooooo racist, why hasn't it been an issue for the decades he's built a global company?

      You are a fucking ignorant idiot.

      He's been being called a racist since at LEAST 1973. By the Department of Justice.

      "In 1973, the Trump Management Corporation — run by 27-year-old Donald Trump — was sued by the Department of Justice for violating the Fair Housing Act. Specifically, Trump's company was accused of refusing to rent to or negotiate with black tenants, changing the terms of leases based on race, and lying to black applicants about whether apartments were available."

      http://www.vox.com/2015/8/3/90...

    17. Re:what a wonderful program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The GOP spent years blowing dog whistles and now they all act surprised when a dog shows up.

      At least the Democratic party's handlers managed to forsee that an actual self-proclaimed socialist would answer their mating calls, so Sanders won't be on the ballot. The GOP can still change their rules to send Trump back to the dog pound, but there will probably be serious consequences at this point.

    18. Re:what a wonderful program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      it been an issue for the decades he's built a global company?

      Trump is currently being sued for racial discrimination practiced at a number of his properties.

    19. Re:what a wonderful program by mt2mb4me · · Score: 0

      First of all Bigot as defined by MW: a person who strongly and unfairly dislikes other people, ideas, etc. : a bigoted person; especially : a person who hates or refuses to accept the members of a particular group (such as a racial or religious group)

      Conservitives always throw up a black candidate, but they never make it anywhere.
      As far as trump, it has been an issue actually. He has a long list of discrimination complaints from his workers. As to your third point, I just guess it's delivery and timing.

      The conservative line always has an excuse for it's behavior. They re-write history, and white wash all the parts they don't like. Just speaking from experience, and I have only been around for 35 years. I have only seen prosperity out of a democratic president, and loss under a republican. My main issue with republicans is "Bullshit mountain" as John Stewart put it.
      We keep getting told things from the republican party that once checked out, fall to nothing.
      They have used human sexuality as a way to fire up their base. They give little regard to others. For every one "Crooked Hillary" story, I can find 10 "crooked trump" stories. The only difference is, no one will listen, and give trump the benefit of the doubt, even when the evidence is stacked against him. Yet, Hillary has been found guilt free in all things thrown at her, and she can't win for losing. (I am not a fan of Hillary, but I would rather have oatmeal for the next four years than an atomic bomb)
      If the Repubs put in a real candidate, I would consider them (ahem kasich) But it isn't the Liberals that are passing "Religous freedom to discriminate" acts. They aren't the ones that are passing bathroom laws to hide screwing their working poor with minimum wage caps. Try as you must to push all this on the liberals, but it is the conservatives that are fighting the winds of change.

    20. Re: what a wonderful program by aicrules · · Score: 0

      If I have broken a criminal law, then yes, I am a criminal...what's your point?

    21. Re:what a wonderful program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I suspect most other people see it as how racist they perceive the NRA members to be.. because you know.. that's how satire works..

    22. Re:what a wonderful program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would expect that if you give a bunch of poor people free guns, most of them would just sell the guns, since the money is actually more valuable to them.

      Some might use the guns for crime, since poor are generally desperate which drives people to crime. Of course, if this fictitious program were equal opportunity, then the middle and upper classes would get their free guns too, so there is an automatic deturrent (you can't effectively hold up any establishment where everyone in it has guns to point back at you). Muggings might go up a bit, but a proper mugging generally involves a surprise punch to the gut, grab-and-run...which doesn't even require a gun.

      Ok, back to work for me.

    23. Re:what a wonderful program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The same stupid argument Republicans have been using to justify their own hatred of everyone else for the past 4 centuries. K whatever d0uch3.

    24. Re: what a wonderful program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you.

    25. Re:what a wonderful program by Squiddie · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I believe something like this actually happened in Texas already with shotguns being given to impoverished urban populations. Surprisingly no blood in the streets.

    26. Re:what a wonderful program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Conservatives label Liberals as racist because... they are? Perfect example: BLM. Protest White on Black violence? GREAT! To bad they Ignore Black on Black. Ignore black on white. Ignore Chicago. Ignore crimes committed that lead to incidents. Ignore the 50%+ black leadership in DC. The darker shade of KKK where the other side does the exact same things? KKK Blatantly racist... but not when the BLM does it.

      Show similar example of Trump supporters doing violence... You have your 5 maybe 6 individuals who got into fights? One Black girl roughed up? One guy punched a protester held down by cops? Great... for each of those, I'll show you a CITY BURNED. Cop cars destroyed. Businesses looted. Dozens of Trump supporters beat up by roving mobs of bigots. Dozens of "bad" Trump supporters being "bigots" vs... hundreds? thousands? of Hillary/Bern supporters being bigots/racists.

      Of course Hillary bought the field... She lost against a no-name Senator from Chicago 8 years ago. Now, she cleared the field and kept the real competition (Biden, Warren, etc) from joining... and she STILL can't win outright against a Socialist who would have been a blip on the radar if Hillary wasn't such a shitty candidate. She hasn't controlled the narrative since day one yet she's a leader?

      I didn't name Carson, or go into his bid, because I'm not writing a book... He fell behind because he's a great man but doesn't have the world experience needed. But go ahead and ignore the main point of my argument: Republicans are so racist that they had a fully diverse field (White, Black, Mexican, Male, Female)... yet Democrats are so diverse that they had nothing but Rich White Elitists (including those who sat out Biden/Warren/etc).

      There are plenty of turds on BOTH sides... Racism on both sides. Shitty leadership on both sides. The problem is those who put the R or D or Black or Vagina before a name ahead of USA. The problem is also those who claim to be against something (War on Women, racism, etc) then proceed to vote for someone that espouses that view (Hillary). Complain that Conservatives are racist? bigots? Show the violence and results of that on the same scale as the Left. There ARE turds on both sides but the Left is most VOCALLY against it yet the most PHYSICALLY for it. They say one thing and do another. aka Hypocrites.

      You want to show Trump racism? Feel free... the worst I've seen of him is stuff from when he first took control of his fathers empire - more his fathers policies than his (Policies against minorities in renting). Decades ago. Show proof of racism (and twisting "he hates Mexicans" when he's clearly talking about ILLEGAL Mexicans doesn't count) because all I see is twisted quotes obviously taken out of context.

    27. Re:what a wonderful program by Rob+Y. · · Score: 3, Insightful

      ..shitty job they've done and the horrible direction this country is headed.

      Exactly what 'horrible direction' are you talking about that is not a continuation of trends started in the 80's under you know who? That's not saying much for Clinton or Obama - except that maybe they figured out how to get elected in the post-80's political climate and to make little changes around the edges to mitigate some of its worst effects. But to hate Obama or Hillary for the way things are now is to hate them because "Black" or "Vagina", because the direction of the country can be laid squarely at the feet of "The American Enterprise Institute" and other right-leaning think tanks that taught people to believe that if only we release the inherent goodness of rich folks, you'll get rich too.

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    28. Re:what a wonderful program by Holi · · Score: 1, Insightful

      He wasn't talking about Mexico? Because he said Mexico, not illegal immigrants.

      "When Mexico sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending you. They’re not sending you. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists." - Trump

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    29. Re:what a wonderful program by dywolf · · Score: 0

      that is some Grade AAA bull manure.

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    30. Re:what a wonderful program by TomR+teh+Pirate · · Score: 1

      wish i had a mod point for you

    31. Re:what a wonderful program by dywolf · · Score: 0

      I'd mod you up if I could, seeing as the delusional people apparently have mod points today, modding up BS revisionist history and downmodding facts and reason.

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    32. Re: what a wonderful program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      Psst. Mexican isn't a race, you dumb motherfucker.

      You gotta really worry about the Canadian race.

    33. Re:what a wonderful program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This is total nonsense. The only people talking about racism and sexism are liberals and democrats trying to score SJW points with their idiot base.

      Yep - the other side is too busy practicing it...

    34. Re:what a wonderful program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

      The Clintons were forced by congressional republicans to put the draconian sentencing measures into the legislation by threats that the GOPers would not support ANY of Clinton's legislative efforts (let alone the crime bill) if they didn't.

      Why?

      A) the GOP got the dirty work done without dirtying their own hands

      C) the GOP got a club they could later beat the Clintons with (which is now being used: this game is chess, not checkers [aka draughts])

      D) the GOP proved to the Clintons just how things were going to work in Washington right then, and that's how it worked. Win for the GOP.

    35. Re:what a wonderful program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Democrats like to think their entire history and party is that of John Kennedy, and not of George Wallace. They are trying to change history, and the younglings don't know any better.

      Never did like the bastards. 1968 proved just how corrupt they are. And the republicans gave us Nixon. The most undesirable element always takes the prize. It hardly matters if it is republican or democrat, more so this year than many of the previous. Now they can rob a bank in broad daylight, and still win.

    36. Re:what a wonderful program by GLMDesigns · · Score: 1

      Stop making sh!t up and lying to yourself and others. Many NRA members say that being to own firearms would help the working poor in the inner cities (you may disagree - that's fine). And they often bring up that the law (and KKK) prevented blacks from arming themselves thus making them easier targets.

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    37. Re:what a wonderful program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Poor, lost soul.

    38. Re:what a wonderful program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you are definitely someone's chump.

      As is anybody who votes for a democrat or republican. Bunch of damn fools, dumb as dirt... fellating the biggest dick thrust into their faces and demanding everyone else to fall into line.

    39. Re:what a wonderful program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Gun control is racist - it usually is pitched against those in the "hood" from owning guns which is a group that needs protection as much as any other.

    40. Re:what a wonderful program by kaatochacha · · Score: 2

      But that guy wasn't a TRUE Scotsman, I mean African American...

    41. Re:what a wonderful program by kaatochacha · · Score: 1

      Here's a hint: Everyone is racist, to some degree. And sexist as well. But one team keeps shouting at the other team for being that way while denying it of themselves.

    42. Re: what a wonderful program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because when in the hood you're more likely to get shot right?

    43. Re:what a wonderful program by danbert8 · · Score: 2

      Except he said Mexicans coming here, which would primarily be illegal immigrants. He didn't say Mexicans who stay in Mexico are rapists, criminals, and drug dealers.

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    44. Re:what a wonderful program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      ...spouse of this Clinton signed a bill...
       
      OK, genius, quick question: where do bills come from?
       
      When you point out Bill Clinton "didn't sign any similar bill for crimes more commonly committed by white people" are you alleging he vetoed (or pocket-vetoed) some actual bill presented by Congress? Because he didn't. More to the point, you're reading that all through the hindsight of your current bias: the sentencing reform bill you're thinking of was broadly supported by many, many prominent minority leaders. The fact that it turned out that the unintended consequences of a law attempting to cope with what was seen as a horrific urban crime problem fell heavily on minorities is a indictment of the policy, not the people behind it or their motives.

    45. Re:what a wonderful program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      Hiliary hates black people. You don't see her out there hugging blacks in all her lefty glory.
      She's afraid of everything. Sits up in her goddamn ivory political tower.
      Trump may be an idiotic chump a total baffoon blowing worthless jabber out his mouth,
      but at least he doesn't have secret grand plans to keep on stripping the people of their rights.
      Hell, he's damn near 100% in complete support of the 2nd amendment.
      Notice how Hilary wants to strip you down, own your ass, AND guarantee that you can't fight back.
      That's a shame you should see coming from miles away.

    46. Re:what a wonderful program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      right-leaning think tanks that taught people to believe that if only we release the inherent goodness of rich folks, you'll get rich too.

      Why is this strawman always brought up? I'm a poor Republican. I mean income eligible for food stamps.
      I'm not going to vote for Trump under any circumstances, but I'm a Republican. I believe the federal government taxes too much and spends too much.
      I don't think that if they taxed less and spent less, I would get rich. Shoot, if they did what they ought to do, I would lose my EITC.
      I'm not going to get rich; I'm not trying to get rich. The way I vote has nothing to do with the idea of me getting rich.

    47. Re:what a wonderful program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fantastic cherry picking and and anecdotal evidence. You are the poster child for "a little knowledge is a dangerous thing". Have you been training for a job at Fox or CNN? Well you're obviously right biased, so more likely Fox. I love how you got modded up too, people really believe what they want and turn off the old critical thought when it suits them.

    48. Re:what a wonderful program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's true, and early right wingers hired more black people to work on their cotton farms than anyone else! How could they be racists if they were so for black employment!?

    49. Re:what a wonderful program by Ryanrule · · Score: 1

      get working on that #3 with fries asshole.

    50. Re: what a wonderful program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Because when in the hood you're more likely to get shot right?

      Yes. Hoodrats kill other hoodrats for the most part. Being a criminal is the #1 correlated factor to being shot.

    51. Re:what a wonderful program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hey i am pretty sure the NRA has a non-white member or two

    52. Re:what a wonderful program by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 2

      Where is the error? Which primary was more ethnically diverse? Which was more ideologically diverse? That would be the party of real tolerance - the GOP.

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    53. Re:what a wonderful program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      if Conservatives are sooooooo racist... why did the 16 candidates actually come from a diverse pool of individuals while the Democrat party had Rich White people?

      You're quite mistaken in thinking the Democrat Party is "liberal" instead of a pro-corporate, moderate-right party. Neither of the two leading parties are truly liberal.

      Now that's not to say their voter base isn't liberal, but this election has shown that the voter base and their representatives have pretty different ideals. Especially when the Democratic Party heads use their influence to keep certain people out (like Laurence Lessing) and go through various shady tactics to keep their establishment candidates in, even when an actual liberal like Bernie Sanders gets broad support from the people and better approval ratings than the establishment candidate.

      The Democratic establishment is not liberal. They follow the same neo-liberal doctrine that Republican Party does. Just like Reagan reduced taxes, loosened regulation, and cut welfare programs, Bill Clinton did the same by passing the Commodity Futures Modernization Act, repealing Glass–Steagall, supporting NAFTA, and implementing the Personal Responsibility and Work Opportunity Act, and Obama has done the same by supporting the TPP.

      The only difference between the parties is that one is more liberal than the other on social issues. I guess if your definition of liberal ends at social issues, then you can say the Democratic Party is "liberal", but in the broader picture, no, they aren't.

    54. Re:what a wonderful program by AutodidactLabrat · · Score: 1

      In the end, Copyright REQUIRES that parody be free from takedown or fees.
      Sorry NRA, hoist on your own petard.
      Time for the NRA to be sued for fraudulent DMCA filing, a felony

    55. Re:what a wonderful program by AmiMoJo · · Score: 0

      Bigotry might be more accurate, since he is not slandering the whole race. But since he cited Mexicans, rather than just say immigrants in general, and because such broad generalisations are typical of the form, racism is a reasonable description.

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    56. Re:what a wonderful program by Mike+Van+Pelt · · Score: 3, Informative

      Look at a picture of the Board of Directors of the NRA. There are several non-white people on the Board. Roy Innis, the founder of the old-school civil rights organization CORE (Congress On Racial Equality") used to be on the NRA board; he may still be.

      Compare with the pure lily whiteness of the entire Board of Directors of the Huffington Post.

    57. Re: what a wonderful program by Coren22 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      People in the "hood" are more likely to be the victims of a crime. When politicians talk about restricting saturday night specials, they are talking about taking guns out of the hands of that single black mother who lives in the poorer area of town that keeps the gun as a self defence against being attacked and raped.

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    58. Re: what a wonderful program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When you use political jargon like "dogwhistle" your point is lost on the rest of us who don't hang out in your political forums. Perhaps relocate yourself there where people will understand you better and the echoes are crisper.

    59. Re:what a wonderful program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a poor Republican. I mean income eligible for food stamps. [...] I believe the federal government taxes too much and spends too much.

      Spends too much on, oh say, food stamps?

      I don't think that if they taxed less and spent less, I would get rich. Shoot, if they did what they ought to do, I would lose my EITC.
      I'm not going to get rich; I'm not trying to get rich. The way I vote has nothing to do with the idea of me getting rich.

      You just demonstrated that there are two kinds of Republican: millionaires and suckers.

    60. Re: what a wonderful program by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      According to Google:

      criminal
      krimnl/Submit
      noun
      1.
      a person who has committed a crime.
      "these men are dangerous criminals"
      synonyms: lawbreaker, offender, villain, delinquent, felon, convict, malefactor, wrongdoer, culprit, miscreant; More

      Yes, when you commit a crime, you are by definition a criminal. Next question?

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    61. Re: what a wonderful program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The #3 already comes with fries, dumbass.

    62. Re:what a wonderful program by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      Proof?

      Also, who taught you your alphabet? You should get a refund on that education.

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    63. Re:what a wonderful program by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      Now who is bigoted? It looks like you are the bigot that is lumping a bunch of people into one group without any actual evidence. When you do it, it is just as bad as someone who "hates all black people".

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    64. Re:what a wonderful program by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      I just loved all those people yelling about how republicans are racists while calling Carson an "Uncle Tom"

      http://firebrandleft.com/ben-c...
      http://www.washingtontimes.com...

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    65. Re:what a wonderful program by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      While you don't even argue against a single point. You have lost the conversation.

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    66. Re:what a wonderful program by J053 · · Score: 2

      Conservatives don't hate Obama because "Black" or Hillary because "Vagina". They hate them because of the shitty job they've done and the horrible direction this country is headed.

      Bullshit. Conservatives hated Obama before he was even elected. You didn't see any liberals among the birther idiots, and that was a straight-up racist movement. And the conservatives have been hating on Hillary Clinton for over 20 years now - for no apparent reason, so one can only conclude that it is, in fact, because of "vagina".

    67. Re:what a wonderful program by Jester998 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      They crossed the line from "parody" to "misrepresentation and fraud" when they did this:

      "The opening frame of the video says "Paid for in part by the National Rifle Association of America with additional support from Smith & Wesson Holding Corporation." "

      Parodies are a comedic exaggeration of *style*, and limited (though broad) leeway is allowed in matters of copyright. However, the use of trademarks in a way that could mislead is generally not protected.

    68. Re: what a wonderful program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the question was aimed at asking, "If everyone is by definition a criminal (because everyone breaks laws), how much does that fact define our character?

    69. Re:what a wonderful program by danbert8 · · Score: 1

      No, racism is not a reasonable description since "mexican" is not a race. He may or may not have a point if illegal Mexican immigrants have a higher propensity for crime than illegal immigrants from other countries. I don't have the data on that, but I would wager that the overwhelming majority of illegal immigrants came from or through Mexico.

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    70. Re:what a wonderful program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's a hint: Everyone is racist, to some degree. And sexist as well.

      Arguable, especially since zero is technically some degree.

      But one team keeps shouting at the other team for being that way while denying it of themselves.

      yes, the Conservatives, I already mentioned that, didn't I?

      Hmm, yep:

      Conservatives, ALWAYS, ALWAYS, trying to portray Liberals as Racist. They'd collapse if they would do some self-examination. But that would take responsibility.

      And also:

      Ok, you want to call out racism in Liberals, when are you going to call it out in Conservatives?

      You know, to show you're not a hypocrite yourself, right?

      Let's see a Conservative own up to some racism. Let's see it.

    71. Re:what a wonderful program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The Clintons were forced by congressional republicans to put the draconian sentencing measures into the legislation by threats that the GOPers would not support ANY of Clinton's legislative efforts (let alone the crime bill) if they didn't."

      Are you ready to give the same congressional republicans credit for the enormous economic boom that Clinton generally gets credit for?

      Here's a clue -- THATS THE WAY OUR SYSTEM IS SUPPOSED TO WORK. Nobody gets everything they want -- they get pieces of what they want and the BALL generally moves forward.

      I hate Clinton -- I believe he damaged the office of the Presidency -- and I can say without any hypocrisy that he had an extremely successful presidency. As did Reagan. The executive working with the legislative is how our system is supposed to work so we don't have some crazy CRAZY social swings that people HATE (as in HATE HATE -- as in feel powerless hate). The kind of hate that leads to legitimate talk of secession -- not just from crazy folks.

    72. Re:what a wonderful program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are parts of Philly I wouldn't go around at night and they're full of white people...

      Oh right, white people can't be criminals, I keep forgetting.

    73. Re:what a wonderful program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which primary was more ethnically diverse?

      Republican, but why would that matter if we're supposed to judge people not by the color of their skin but by the strength of their character?

      Which was more ideologically diverse?

      Democrat. As you noted, they had a self proclaimed socialist there. You have BernieOrBust people who despise Hillary as much as GOP does and would jump to the other party.

      GOP candidates, as numerous as there were, were all shades of the same gray. "Lying" and "low energy" are not ideologies you see ;)

      More seriously, it is evident that GOP candidates are closer together, because they candidates would quickly fall in line and support the party, or one of the other ones.

      Even when Trump, the most unconventional guy presumptively won, you don't hear many ex-Rubio or ex-Carson or ex-Cruz jumping to Democrats.

    74. Re:what a wonderful program by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 2

      Socialism IS mainstream Democrat ideology. Take abortion - how many pro-life Democrat candidates are there? The GOP field had everything from Cruz to Chafee covering the entire spectrum of 100% pro-life, a mix, and 100% pro-choice. That's ideological diversity. Something the Democrats don't have or tolerate.

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    75. Re:what a wonderful program by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 2
      I'm not a member of either party, but I do think the republicans often times get a bad rap for things historically that they don't deserve.

      Conservitives always throw up a black candidate, but they never make it anywhere.

      I know right. The first black secretary of state, Colin Powell, was under GW Bush. First black woman to hold that position, Condoleezza Rice, was also during Bushes term. The first elected black senator, Hiram Revels, was a republican. The first 21 black members of the house of representatives were all republicans. Abraham Lincoln was the first republican president. Hell the republican party was founded by anti-slavery advocates from the Whig party. What a bunch of racist bastards!

      It took the republican party 41 years to pass the 19th amendment due to democrats doing everything they could to stop it. But those bastard republicans hate women too.

      The conservative line always has an excuse for it's behavior. They re-write history, and white wash all the parts they don't like.

      Bha-ha-ha-ha. Oh wait, you're serious? They all do that. The republicans and their recent morality bullshit is pretty bad. But I don't see too many democrats talking about Al Gore Sr., Robert Byrd, Harry Truman, etc being members of the KKK. Or Woodrow Wilson reinstating segregation, Senator John F. Kennedy voting against the 1957 civil rights act, etc. and so on.

      Just speaking from experience, and I have only been around for 35 years. I have only seen prosperity out of a democratic president, and loss under a republican.

      I've been around a little longer and have seen both prosperity and loss from both. The only reason things look as good as they do now is because we don't calculate the unemployment rate the same as we did before 1994. Even so, things were pretty bad under Carter.

      It's also funny how republicans are always thought of as the party of war. Woodrow Wilson was president when the US joined the first world war, FDR for the second, Truman for Korea, and JFK escalated Vietnam into the disaster it became, even against Eisenhower's warning to stay out of it. But all anyone talks about is GWB and the war mongering republican party.

      My only hope is that the two options we have in from both parties are so bad that the American people finally wake up and put a third party candidate in. But I don't know of any of them that are worth a damn this election cycle either.

    76. Re:what a wonderful program by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 1

      The same stupid argument Republicans have been using to justify their own hatred of everyone else for the past 4 centuries. K whatever d0uch3.

      4 centuries? Hey, can you google the winning lottery numbers for next week for me? Apparently you are posting from the future because in my time the republican party has only been around for 160 some years. Hell, the US has only been around for 240 years. Can you give me some commodity prices for the next decade or so too? TIA

    77. Re: what a wonderful program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait, you mean laws the government passed to make everything better have unintended consequences and actually hurt people? Get outta here!

    78. Re: what a wonderful program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The GOP field had everything from Cruz to Chafee covering the entire spectrum of 100% pro-life, a mix, and 100% pro-choice

      The GOP field. Cruz to Chaffee?

      Did you even bother to read your own source, or did you just get so worked up over this story you have to push that you don't even care that Lincoln Chaffee left the Republican party in 2007?

      But hey, get me an actual Republican presidential candidate who supported this week's Supreme Court decision against the Texas TRAP laws, that would prove diversity.

    79. Re: what a wonderful program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are bigoted liberals and conservatives. Saying liberals are worse is hyperbolic BS.

      Many of the people hating on Obama are the ones believing he's a Muslim and not an American citizen. They do hate him because black or at least because different.

      I'm not even trying to argue that he hasn't sucked, but implying that all conservatives are taking the high road is a crock

    80. Re:what a wonderful program by AmiMoJo · · Score: 0

      You are right, "Mexican" isn't a race, but the modern definition has been expanded a bit. For example, it usually includes bigotry towards Jews, even though Jew is not a race either. But yeah, as I said "bigotry" is a better description.

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    81. Re: what a wonderful program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yup, more non-white people on their board than in the Obama Administration.

    82. Re: what a wonderful program by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 1

      If you weren't so culturally illiterate you would know that some places have onion rings as an option. So you would need to specify which side you want with your #3.

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    83. Re:what a wonderful program by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 2

      Hillary started the birther thing, as a way to knock Obama out of the primary race.

      And conservatives hated Hillary when she claimed a "vast right-wing conspiracy" was behind the rumors of her husband's infidelity. Not to mention other issues such as HillaryCare and White Water. None of those are related to her vagina.

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    84. Re:what a wonderful program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      Conservatives label Liberals as racist because... they are?

      Because, for them, it's a convenient tool to use, just like Conservatives always complain about Liberals playing the "Race Card" so do Conservatives play the "Race Card Card" ?

      I mean, it's kind of obvious why you're doing it. You only left out the parts where you call out Robert Byrd, but don't mention Strom Thurmond. Blame the Civil War on Today's Democrats, and try to convince us that all the presidential assassins were liberals.

      Perfect example: BLM. Protest White on Black violence? GREAT! To bad they Ignore Black on Black. Ignore black on white. Ignore Chicago. Ignore crimes committed that lead to incidents. Ignore the 50%+ black leadership in DC. The darker shade of KKK where the other side does the exact same things? KKK Blatantly racist... but not when the BLM does it.

      I have yet to hear any reports of BLM lynching anybody. Maybe in effigy, but not an actual lynching. Nor have I seen evidence they've tried to burn any crosses in people's yards.

      But this is a good example of the behavior mentioned above, trying to portray BLM as equivalent to a terrorist organization that widely used force as coercion and oppression, which again, is the Race Card card.

      Look, I get it, you've got no real way to address the concerns of BLM, you can't argue with them, so all you can do is try to convince us that they are evil.

      It doesn't work though.

      Show similar example of Trump supporters doing violence... You have your 5 maybe 6 individuals who got into fights? One Black girl roughed up? One guy punched a protester held down by cops? Great... for each of those, I'll show you a CITY BURNED. Cop cars destroyed. Businesses looted. Dozens of Trump supporters beat up by roving mobs of bigots. Dozens of "bad" Trump supporters being "bigots" vs... hundreds? thousands? of Hillary/Bern supporters being bigots/racists.

      Oh, now you're playing the victim card, the fear of so much violence. It's supposed to do what? Convince us that Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders are violent?

      What have they done? Do you really want us to believe that they're conspiring in some way? Bit tricky to prove, and you run the risk of it being another sham prosecution like Haymarket Square.

      Besides, violence? Are you really sure you want to bring that up? Rosewood and Tulsa riots both happened, you do realize this, right? There have been riots after hockey games, football games, yes, even recently in Europe, so I'm not sure what you're trying to prove. Mobs can get violent? Oh goodness me.

      Of course Hillary bought the field... She lost against a no-name Senator from Chicago 8 years ago. Now, she cleared the field and kept the real competition (Biden, Warren, etc) from joining... and she STILL can't win outright against a Socialist who would have been a blip on the radar if Hillary wasn't such a shitty candidate. She hasn't controlled the narrative since day one yet she's a leader?

      Hence her clearing the field in advance, it made things easier for her. Are you surprised? I'm not. She knew how weak she was.

      Frankly, if I were especially conspiracy minded, I'd think Trump was her tool.

      I didn't name Carson, or go into his bid, because I'm not writing a book... He fell behind because he's a great man but doesn't have the world experience needed. But go ahead and ignore the main point of my argument: Republicans are so racist that they had a fully diverse field (White, Black, Mexican, Male, Female)... yet Democrats are so diverse that they had nothing but Rich White Elitists (including those who sat out Biden/Warren/etc).

      Ben Carson. 9 letters. Fewer than Black Doctor at that. You could have named him. Instead you referred to him by a concept. That says a lot about your perceptions, doesn't it? But no, I pointed out to you that he wasn't actually qualif

    85. Re: what a wonderful program by CanadianMacFan · · Score: 0

      She keeps an assault rifle for self defence? Wouldn't a hand gun be more effective?

    86. Re: what a wonderful program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Source?

    87. Re: what a wonderful program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think "Saturday night special" means what you think it means.

    88. Re:what a wonderful program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Compare with the pure lily whiteness of the entire Board of Directors of the Huffington Post.

      The Huffington Post doesn't have a board of directors. They're owned by Verizon, whose (12-person) board of directors includes 4 African Americans and one Hispanic American.

    89. Re:what a wonderful program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's what the world would be like if dems supported then nra. Everyone know the reps would never give anything to the poor.

    90. Re:what a wonderful program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The dems and libs sacrifice infants on altars while wearing goats heads and drinking the blood of virgins.

      See, I can make shit up and claim it as fact, too. Isn't the Internet grand?

    91. Re: what a wonderful program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. That pejorative applies to any number of smaller, generally lower caliber, of questionable quality or (most importantly), inexpensive handguns. Especially. .25 Auto, .32 auto / H&R. .38 special was the predominant police and gentleman's caliber of choice when that phrase was in common use.

    92. Re:what a wonderful program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good ole billy boy also ruined radio and killed 1000's of small businesses (which 75-80% of radio stations before the mid 90's were) by pushing for and signing the deregulation of radio paving the way for the radio mega corps like Clear Channel.

    93. Re: what a wonderful program by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      Your criminology is correct, but your slang is not. A "hood rat" is a skanky girl from the hood who sleeps around, not a wannabe gangster.

    94. Re: what a wonderful program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hood rat here. I'll forgive him for $5 and a gram of coke. I'll throw in a quickie and an STD.

    95. Re: what a wonderful program by quicks0rt · · Score: 1

      Nice try, Trump shill, targeting a specific ethnic group is a perfect usage of the term racism. Next up, you will say Japanese encampment was not born out of racism because Japanese is not technically a race, yeah? The amount of bullshit is strong in this one.

    96. Re:what a wonderful program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah and meanwhile you want to shoot people. We just don't give a fuck what you think any more.

    97. Re: what a wonderful program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dafuq is this, data?

    98. Re: what a wonderful program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Conservatism correlates very closely with authoritarianism, so of course they've never broken any laws, because they're not in prison. Obviously.

    99. Re:what a wonderful program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The question isnt whether these allegations of racism are founded (they are) but "why hasn't it been an issue for the decades he's built a global company" (it has).

    100. Re:what a wonderful program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Well except for that time in 1973 when his real estate company was investigated by the justice dept for refusing to rent to blacks."

      And what was the result? Being investigated does not mean you are defacto guilty, as you indicate in your line about the teenagers accused of rape.

      "And that time in 1991 when he took out a full-page newspaper ad calling for the execution of some black teenagers accused of rape (who were later exonerated)"

      He was wrong to do this, although on its own, it doesn't imply a racist intent. I've noticed many (most?) people seem to assume that someone who's been arrested by the police are automatically guilty. Their response is usually based on the notion that the police are nearly infallible and hold the public's well-being as their #1 priority, when in reality, they are under a lot of pressure to arrest and charge a suspect for the crime. This results in a conflict of interest. Less-than-scrupulous cops and district attorneys will railroad the most likely suspect they currently have, as it's the easiest course of action.

      "And that time in 1999 when a colleague quoted him as saying “laziness is a trait in blacks.”"

      Again, accusations don't automatically translate into guilt and cannot be used as evidence of such.

      Look at this in context: In over 40 years of being in high-profile big business with many thousands of contacts and co-workers, there are a grand total of THREE? issues where race was a possible motivator? Really?? If anything, you're helping Trump's case, not harming it.

    101. Re:what a wonderful program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No actual rebuttal to the issues? Just infantile responses?

      Alright then, thanks for coming out.

    102. Re:what a wonderful program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > “laziness is a trait in blacks.”

      At least he is not a liar and I bet you have never visited Africa.
      BTW, negroes in states or anywhere else are also mostly as lazy as humanly possible.

    103. Re: what a wonderful program by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      Like you've ever had anything other than heavily-diluted crack. You'd do it for a rock or two. Though there's probably more than one STD involved.

    104. Re:what a wonderful program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go point out things about ISRAEL's Government and you will also INSTANTLY become a "so-called racist."

      Does it make you racist actually? Or is it a name that someone labeled you with to shut you up.

      Funny that when ISRAEL won't allow me to live there (because of MY RACE!) and that we have a DUAL CITIZEN holding office in the United States-- I question their loyalty and OATH outright, and since it was DECLARED THAT ISRAEL is a JEWISH STATE than my SENATOR IS ACTUALLY THE REAL RACIST and can not uphold the rule of law.

      And JEWS are racist using logic. -- except I ain't stupid and I know it's actually the elite death cult in the Israel government who pretend to be JEW and pretend to attend the synagog (not our ol loved aunt bessy) Most of these psychopaths (they kill) probably aren't EVEN jew and I remind you that JEW isn't a ****ing RACE! it's a RELIGION. There's plenty of confusion that needs to come to a grinding halt here.

      Anyway for those who finally see the truth, their RACIST CARD doesn't work anymore.
      Everybody can be called racist, these days it's being used as a weapon, and you really need to do your homework to figure out if it's actually true or not.

      Also these terrorists like AntiFa and BAMN do not respect our laws either, In fact they are dangerous cults.
      You can look up their scores on the ABCDEF (advanced bonewits cult danger evaluation frame)
      But I would have to say in 14 VIOLENCE: they got a 10! PURE VIOLENCE

      The DOJ isn't following our LAWS right now (fast and furious TREASON and Terrorism in France) so who's ignorant now.
      Certainly not the one you just called a mother******

      Come on. I won't perpetuate this fight with you. Just do the right thing.
      Educate the people, who are still unknowingly supporting traitors, who hate the rule of law.

    105. Re:what a wonderful program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "You" may not hate Obama because he's black, but considering he's objectively the best president the US has seen since before Reagan (he recently beat Reagan's record in every single metric), everyone suspects a racial bias when the observable data does not reflect the narrative you try to propose. And let's face it. The vast majority of tea-baggers and libertarians strictly hate Obama because he's black. This is an extension of insisting he was born in Kenya, or is a Muslim atheist communist, when he's just barely to the left of GW Bush.

    106. Re: what a wonderful program by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      The single black mother probably doesn't have good facilities for having her gun on her at all times and keeping her child from it. If her gun is inaccessible or unloaded, it's no good for self-defense, and if her child can get it there's a very real potential for horrifying accidents.

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    107. Re:what a wonderful program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hillary Clinton does have very legitimate reasons for the hatred of her. You have to ignore a lot of facts, and be willing to pardon Snowden for his whistleblowing if you want her exonerated for willfully removing security measures that allowed every spy agency in the world to access SAP classified secrets after routing public email through her private server.

    108. Re:what a wonderful program by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Have you looked at what Obama's accomplished? He's brought down the deficit tremendously. He hasn't started quagmire wars like Afghanistan (which we had reason to get into) and Iraq (which we didn't). The economy is doing well. He's restored our image in the world after what Bush did to it. He's done things I disagree with, but every President does. In what ways has he done a terrible job? It looks to me like there's unreasoning prejudice against him and a determination on the part of many people to not believe he's done a good job. Heck, the First Lady is a class act, and I see all sorts of horrible things said about her.

      You do realize that Trump's been sued for illegal discrimination on a number of occasions, don't you? I don't think either Obama or Clinton have.

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    109. Re: what a wonderful program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Owned 'em.

    110. Re:what a wonderful program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you for pegging your intellect at roughly a fourth grade level. America needs more critical thinking skills, or else we'll have more of these embarrassments.

    111. Re: what a wonderful program by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      You can commit illegal acts and not be a criminal. Crimes are actions which are against certain specific laws. Conviction of a crime requires a trial where the defendant has certain rights and must be found guilty beyond a reasonable doubt, and the consequences include jail or prison time (not always enforced). Is it actually a crime to be an illegal immigrant, or a different sort of violation? Typically they get deported rather than imprisoned, which suggests that it isn't treated as a crime. I don't know the actual law, but unless someone can find where a prison term is specified it isn't a crime.

      You do know that the listed synonyms don't mean exactly the same things, I hope. "Felon" refers to a proper subset of criminals, while "lawbreaker" and "offender" are proper supersets.

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    112. Re:what a wonderful program by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Just one team?

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    113. Re: what a wonderful program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://nij.gov/topics/crime/gun-violence/Pages/welcome.aspx#gangs

    114. Re: what a wonderful program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Before the "Dixiecrats" all left the party to join the Republicans when the Democrat platform became more inclusive, you mean.

    115. Re: what a wonderful program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not for the new trend of 3-5 thugs doing home invasions. Consider that most people, under stress, would probably miss quite a bit, considering the targets might be shooting back. You'll need the higher capacity firearm. Also consider how mobs are now attacking people and destroying property in the riots occurring across the country, a high capacity rifle would be ideal for a horrible situation.

    116. Re:what a wonderful program by wyHunter · · Score: 1

      Of course it is, but it's Democrats who are the racists, as they have been since they enacted first gun control in South Carolina to keep freed slaves from getting weapons. It's hard to believe how a party that claims to be so antiracist is so pro-racist. Such a tragedy, because they've collectively destroyed blacks in America.

    117. Re:what a wonderful program by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Let me address the "party of war" idea. You do realize, don't you, that the timing of WWI, WWII, and the Korean war were not set by US Presidents, and that a President of any party would have had to deal with the situations? It's pretty definite that Johnson, if not Kennedy, greatly expanded and mismanaged the Vietnam War, I'll give you that. However, the invasion of Iraq was unnecessary, thoroughly mismanaged, and was preceded by Republican propaganda. (I'm not claiming that all the Republicans were in on the propaganda; Powell, for example, was set up by Cheney.) I'll give the Republicans a pass on Afghanistan, since that was justified, but in my lifetime the Republicans seem to have been a bit more warmongering than the Democrats.

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    118. Re:what a wonderful program by wyHunter · · Score: 1

      These trends were way in evidence prior to the 1980s. They really started with the hippies in the 1960s who said 'destroy the establishment' aka 'destroy the country.' Are we surprised that they have? And that they are now in power in this administration? And the last one? And the one before that?

    119. Re: what a wonderful program by Dishevel · · Score: 1

      Sure.
      Your side is lolipops and wonder people, the other side is racist and for the rich.
      Tell me.

      During the period when the Democrats had the house, the senate and the presidency. How is it that world peace and jobs for every human being in every part of the world was not had?

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    120. Re:what a wonderful program by spectrumlogic · · Score: 1

      I hope I'm not the only one thinking how batshit crazy this AC post sounds.

    121. Re:what a wonderful program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HEY! The point is: how come we lost 38,000 SITES!? I barely saved 900 pages in a year, what am I losing?

    122. Re:what a wonderful program by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      she cleared the field and kept the real competition (Biden, Warren, etc) from joining

      When you say things like that, it's kindof hard to take any of your arguments seriously.

    123. Re:what a wonderful program by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      Ben Carson. 9 letters. Fewer than Black Doctor at that. You could have named him. Instead you referred to him by a concept

      He never had any coherent arguments, any real platform, or anything interesting to say. He was novelty and got attention because of the concept: black Republican doctor. That's pretty much how the Republican Party treated him too. Apart from that concept, there wasn't much to him.

    124. Re:what a wonderful program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Guess they better shut down SNL.

    125. Re: what a wonderful program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Democrats of the old South are not the same Dem party of today. But of course you knew that.

    126. Re: what a wonderful program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is this a Trump-inspired "look at my African-American over there" comment?

    127. Re:what a wonderful program by NeoTubNinja · · Score: 1

      They don't want to believe they are racist, but they are. Because everyone is human. And practicing racism is a survival trait. There are parts of Detroit one does not go at night, and it is not because of the "White Super Predators". There are houses with bars everywhere in parts of NYC, and it is not because of "Women Super Predators".

      Let me first off by complaining about your "White Super Predators" or "Women Super Predators". Predators here is the noun. Anything you add before that is an adjective used to describe predators. So what you said was that the super predators are white or women. But I know that's not what you meant, so I'll go on. That's not about practicing racism. Danger comes from all races. If you don't go there because it's a bad neighborhood with a lot of crime, that doesn't make you racist. If you believe instead that the problem is much deeper and the root cause is the race of the people living there (i.e. all white people of the same nature in that area would make it safer or something), then that's racism.

      Yes, racist and sexist, if you are not, good luck surviving.

      Survived 30 years without them. Being a bigot is different than being racist or sexist. Being discriminatory is not a bad thing. Discriminating and blaming problems on race or sex though, that IS a bad thing. Also, surviving? If that's all you're doing, you need to take a long hard look at your life. You should be thriving and not casting blame on others.

    128. Re:what a wonderful program by VisceralLogic · · Score: 1

      Conservatives don't hate Obama because "Black" or Hillary because "Vagina". They hate them because of the shitty job they've done and the horrible direction this country is headed.

      Bullshit. Conservatives hated Obama before he was even elected. You didn't see any liberals among the birther idiots, and that was a straight-up racist movement. And the conservatives have been hating on Hillary Clinton for over 20 years now - for no apparent reason, so one can only conclude that it is, in fact, because of "vagina".

      Exactly! Conservatives only hate people based on race and sex. That's why they hate Bernie so much, too.

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    129. Re: what a wonderful program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm .5. I'm only half black. But I still found the parody hillarious. I also know there is a serious lack of firearms knowledge from proposed bills. Additionally people are confused at what the 2nd amendment was about. It's not about hunting or hobby. It was about the founding fathers not trusting government and wanting an ability to be able to take that government back should it not have the consent of the governed. I don't think my ar-15 is going to do a lot against an m-1, but the thought still stands. Quartering of troops, arresting people without reason, illegal searches and seizures, and oppressive government are why those rights are there. Even if I don't have the right to an f-16 or an m-1 tank the spirit is that if the government doesn't have the consent of the governed we have the right to overthrow it just like the founding fathers did.

    130. Re:what a wonderful program by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      I have never noticed if ACs can be moderated. I'll look next time I have points to dispense. Though on general principles, I probably wouldn't moderate an AC. What would be the point?

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    131. Re:what a wonderful program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You finally understand how this works, the facts are whatever Trump says they are. In fact I declared that my door has a window and now I don't have to open it to look at the hallway.

    132. Re:what a wonderful program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's part of the Yes Men's routine. They've claimed to represent Halliburton, Dow Chemical, World Trade Organization, Exxon Mobil, New York Times, General Electric, Shell Oil, British Petroleum...

    133. Re:what a wonderful program by AutodidactLabrat · · Score: 1

      Nope, the use of Trademark and Copyright have exactly the same limits under Fair use so, yes, he can do this given that the content clearly deliniates the criminal conspiracy called GunNuttery

    134. Re:what a wonderful program by Mike+Van+Pelt · · Score: 1

      My bad, it's the Huffington Post Editorial Board. https://twitter.com/lheron/sta...

    135. Re: what a wonderful program by hackwrench · · Score: 1

      And if the gun is cheap because it is out of spec for one reason or another, she's likely to maim or kill herself attempting to use it, which if I remember correctly was part of the rationale for banning them.

    136. Re:what a wonderful program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a meeting of some random editors, not the editorial board. The editorial board includes many males, from Howard Fineman (the Global Editorial Director), Whitney Snyder (Editorial Director of News & Product) and Sam Stein (Senior Politics Editor) on down. Likewise, from Karen Mahabir (Managing Editor, News) and Amanda Terkel (Managing Editor, Politics) on down there are plenty of people on the editorial board who aren't "lily white".

      That picture aside, there are plenty of non-white editors at HuffPo as well. See, e.g., https://www.linkedin.com/in/poppiemphuthing and http://www.huffingtonpost.com/static/about-us for a more complete list.

    137. Re:what a wonderful program by beastofburdon · · Score: 1

      If that is surprising to you then you have some severe delusions about both guns and human behavior.

    138. Re:what a wonderful program by beastofburdon · · Score: 1

      The NRA was originally formed to protect the gun rights of black people in particular, not just us white folk.

    139. Re: what a wonderful program by beastofburdon · · Score: 1

      You have officially proven that you have no place in this debate.

    140. Re: what a wonderful program by beastofburdon · · Score: 1

      What exactly do you define as "good facilities" for having a gun on you?

    141. Re: what a wonderful program by beastofburdon · · Score: 1

      Hey retard, there are many guns that are cheap because they are small and simple, not because they are poorly made. The simplicity also makes them more reliable, not less.

    142. Re: what a wonderful program by beastofburdon · · Score: 1

      That's actually a pretty good representation of the far left. I'm impressed AC.

    143. Re:what a wonderful program by beastofburdon · · Score: 1

      You mean early Democrats. This might help enlighten you

    144. Re:what a wonderful program by beastofburdon · · Score: 1

      If that were true you would have immediately lapped it up and loved every moment out of pure instinct.

    145. Re:what a wonderful program by Squiddie · · Score: 1

      That was sarcasm. I don't personally own a gun, but I would like to one day.

    146. Re:what a wonderful program by beastofburdon · · Score: 1

      Oh good, I thought you were serious. I should have saved my snark for someone who deserved it.

    147. Re:what a wonderful program by Holi · · Score: 1

      You don't get to change his quote. That is exactly what he said verbatim. He also claimed that Mexico is sending them here, Not that they are coming here for work or what ever but that the country is actively sending criminals in to the US. That is quite the accusation with no source to back it up.

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    148. Re: what a wonderful program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If there was an atttition rate of 40-50%- I dont think many of these groups would be at it very long.

  2. Re:Great work from the Yes Men by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Dunno. The way the summary is written, it sounds a lot like impersonation.

  3. Surge should fire their admin by sbrown123 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Whoever killed 38,000 websites to get rid of the one the DMCA targeted is an idiot.

    1. Re:Surge should fire their admin by RGRistroph · · Score: 2

      Exactly, all politics and humor and whatever aside, how did one notice bring down an entire hosting system ? And if they had 38,000 websites, surely they had received notices before, and why didn't it bring Surge down then ?

      It seems there's more to the technical side of this story.

    2. Re:Surge should fire their admin by RGRistroph · · Score: 4, Informative
      From the article now that I took the time to read it:

      According to a series of tweets from the Surge twitter account, the NRA sent a legal complaint to Cloudflare, which then forwarded it to Digitalocean. Surge responded âoewithin 22 minutes.â Digitalocean asked Surge to provide counterclaim documents. Some minutes later, Digitalocean shut down Surge.sh. According to Surge, 38,000 sites became unavailable.

      That at least seems more plausible. I wonder if Surge will spread their services accross several hosting providers after this incident.

    3. Re: Surge should fire their admin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The DMCA doesn't kill websites, people do.

    4. Re:Surge should fire their admin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      38,000 sites is nearly one-third of surge's entire business..

      BUT this is not the first time this happened... in january, ALL OF SURGE'S SITES got knocked offline over a single DMCA 'trademark' takedown.

      i did not realize DMCA was actually DMCTA. the takedown notices are out of hand, regardless of "legitimacy" of the claim. this is a civil matter it belongs in courts, where a judge and jury decide whether there is actual infringement or not (trademark is even murkier and more complex than copyright and 'fair use').. and not be decided by automated robots and web crawlers and geeks in tshirts that never see the sun shine.

    5. Re:Surge should fire their admin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If only those websites had been armed, they'd have been able to protect themselves against this.

      (cap: schooled)

    6. Re:Surge should fire their admin by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      It wasn't a DMCA complaint, it was a trademark complaint, and the NRA didn't file it with the hosting company. They filed it with the upstream provider, so they had no means of taking down an individual site. They just cut off their customer quickly out of fear of liability, and the customer happened to be a hosting provider.

    7. Re:Surge should fire their admin by Holi · · Score: 1

      What law allows for the taking down of a site (or in this case multiple sites) over a trademark dispute? Them DMCA does not cover trademarks and I know of no other law with the safe harbor provision.

      Digitalocean might be in a bit of a bind over this as they have no legal protection from the DMCA safe harbor provision.

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    8. Re:Surge should fire their admin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Digitalocean sucks in this respect. If you want to take down somebody's DO site, just send an abuse e-mail. Why bother with DDOS?

    9. Re:Surge should fire their admin by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      What law allows for the taking down of a site (or in this case multiple sites) over a trademark dispute?

      The law of "them who owns the services". Digitalocean turned off service to a downstream customer, probably justified by a typical contract clause that prohibits certain uses.

      Digitalocean might be in a bit of a bind over this as they have no legal protection from the DMCA safe harbor provision.

      This wasn't a DMCA issue. And you can be sure that their contracts for service contain clauses that would cover "illegal use", which doesn't require conviction in a court of law to become active.

      In my opinion, while trademarks in parody is an allowed use, using the trademark and claiming that the content was paid for by the trademark holder is not. While parody is one thing, outright defamation of character is another.

    10. Re:Surge should fire their admin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To answer your question, what allows taking down the site or multiple sites is a figurative big red button reading "take down" that a provider can push. They can push it for any reason they want to, including stupid ones like receiving a bullshit trademark threat.

      Honestly, a lot of the negative attitude about IP around here would evaporate if there weren't such insane, unreasonable risk aversion to stuff like this. The NRA could sue the provider over literally nothing at any time, so it begs the question of why they would cower in the corner just because they received a letter with the merest hint of legal plausibility.

    11. Re:Surge should fire their admin by _Sharp'r_ · · Score: 2

      From the update which is now at the bottom of the article:

      Update: Digital Ocean sent a statement.
              "We received notice on behalf of a trademark holder that a customer of DigitalOcean was hosting infringing content on our network. DigitalOcean immediately notified our customer of the infringement, and the customer was given a five day period to resolve the issue. The infringing content was not removed within the specified period even though several notifications were issued. Per DigitalOcean’s terms of service, a final reminder was issued to our customer and, when no action was taken, access to the content was disabled. The infringing content was subsequently removed by the customer and all services were restored in less than two hours."

      So their ISP gave them 5 days to respond and they ignored it.So they got cut off from their ISP, which got their attention and they removed the one site, after which the ISP immediately put them back online.

      Sounds reasonable from the provider's perspective. The 38K sites were the fault of Surge for ignoring the notifications from their provider.

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    12. Re:Surge should fire their admin by _Sharp'r_ · · Score: 1

      It wasn't that quickly. It was after 5 days of Surge ignoring their ISP about the issue. The ISP restored service within a couple of hours of Surge finally noticing after their connectivity went away.

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    13. Re:Surge should fire their admin by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      Exactly, all politics and humor and whatever aside, how did one notice bring down an entire hosting system ?

      For some reason, I think of that scene from Ghostbusters where the EPA official forces out the employees and has a contractor come in and shut everything down..

  4. Remeber the name for the program by bridges · · Score: 0

    Call immediately to get your ObamaGun! Thanks, Obama!

    1. Re:Remeber the name for the program by Daemonik · · Score: 1

      You know, I always wondered how something can be a "right" yet you have to pay a non-governmental body to exercise it. If gun ownership is indeed the absolute constitutional right that the NRA says it is, they should definitely be pushing for legislation to have every American issued a firearm.

    2. Re:Remeber the name for the program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You have a very poor understanding of what a "right" is.

      Government is (or should be) prohibited from unreasonably restricting rights, but it has no obligation to fund our exercise of them.

    3. Re:Remeber the name for the program by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Are you also given a government issued a printing press? Beer? Your chosen 'holy book'?

      You're confused about what 'rights' are. Likely because of all the non-rights that get thrown around as rights these days.

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      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    4. Re:Remeber the name for the program by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

      You know, I always wondered how something can be a "right" yet you have to pay a non-governmental body to exercise it. If gun ownership is indeed the absolute constitutional right that the NRA says it is, they should definitely be pushing for legislation to have every American issued a firearm.

      You don't have to pay a third party anything. It is perfectly legal for you to manufacture a firearm yourself. In fact there are plenty of kits out there allowing you to do just that, everything from muzzle loading black powder rifles where you have to finish the wood and assemble the parts to AR-15 receiver blanks that you have to mill down yourself. If you want you can even make the firearm from scratch if you have access to the machinery and raw goods (or a mill, shovel, and barrel blank if you want to make an AK-47). What you are saying is like saying freedom of the press isn't a right because you have to purchase a printing press from a manufacturer. Does the government need to issue everyone a printing press as well then?

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    5. Re:Remeber the name for the program by RobotRunAmok · · Score: 1

      Exactly right! You have a right to abortion, but that doesn't mean the government will pay for it!

      oh, wait...

    6. Re:Remeber the name for the program by Daemonik · · Score: 1

      I can walk out into the street, stand on a corner and speak to my heart's content. You don't need a printing press to exercise your right to speech.

    7. Re:Remeber the name for the program by Daemonik · · Score: 1

      So, it's a right that can be exercised for free.. after you buy a series of machine tools, become a skilled gunsmith, build a lab to make some guncotton for the shells.. you're not exactly disproving my point there.

    8. Re:Remeber the name for the program by Daemonik · · Score: 1

      You also don't need a holy book to pray, and fermentation happens quite naturally.

      The closest analogy would be voting, and the government pays for that, establishes standards for the equipment and organizes volunteers to run the service. So.. why does Smith & Wesson get to hold my right to bare arms hostage to their profit margin again?

    9. Re:Remeber the name for the program by Daemonik · · Score: 1

      The government also has a role in ensuring everyone has a free and unrestricted ability to exercise those rights. Such as how they organize and control voting rather than letting corporations restrict voting to whomever has the best credit rating (and wouldn't certain conservatives love that).

      The government also forces cable companies to provide public access channels free to the community.

      So.. why can't the government force gun makers to provide a free "Liberty" gun to any citizen who wants one?

    10. Re:Remeber the name for the program by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

      So....the government has to provide everyone with a house so you can exercise your 3rd Amendment rights? Your point is still ridiculous and irrelevant.

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    11. Re:Remeber the name for the program by Daemonik · · Score: 1

      You have a weird notion of reading comprehension. Or you're just dumb. The 3rd Amendment says the government can't quarter soldiers in your house without the owners permission. It makes no mention of any right to home ownership.

      However, the government does have a number of laws ensuring equal access to housing, and provides funds to those who can't afford shelter on their own.. so you're still not disproving my argument.

    12. Re:Remeber the name for the program by Holi · · Score: 1

      What non-right gets thrown around as a right? I mean you sound like you think that the Bill of Rights is a list of ALL our rights, even though it specifically says otherwise.

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    13. Re:Remeber the name for the program by Holi · · Score: 1

      So make your own gun. Nothing is stopping you.

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    14. Re:Remeber the name for the program by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

      You have a weird notion of reading comprehension. Or you're just dumb. The 3rd Amendment says the government can't quarter soldiers in your house without the owners permission. It makes no mention of any right to home ownership.

      And the Second makes no mention of the SOURCE of your firearms that you might bear, only that you are allowed to have them. Since your argument is that you have to pay a 3rd party to exercise your right to bear arms and that the government should provide the gun for you, the logical extension would be that the government has to provide you with housing so that you can exercise your right to refuse the quartering of troops in that housing. Since, you know, in most cases you have to pay a third party to purchase that housing just as you have to pay a third party to purchase your firearm. If you refuse to pay a third party you can always build your own house just as you can build your own firearm, although owning a firearm without ammunition is nothing more than a very fancy and complicated club, so unless you can make your own black powder and mold your own bullets you are still beholden on a third party for ammunition. Unless your next ridiculous argument is that the government should also issue ammunition rations (I can also make a leap just as absurd as the one you are making and say that by virtue of the 2nd Amendment the government can make the ownership of firearms legal but can make the sale or possession of ammunition illegal, as the 2nd Amendment only explicitly mentions the ownership of arms, not munitions).

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    15. Re: Remeber the name for the program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I invented a time machine, I'd go back and get the government to fund abortions for anyone who has had or advocated for abortion... Wonder how they'd like it then?

    16. Re:Remeber the name for the program by cold+fjord · · Score: 0

      Your right to free speech is quite limited if it extends only to you talking on a street corner and not to publishing and distributing those views.

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    17. Re:Remeber the name for the program by RatherBeAnonymous · · Score: 1

      It is the right to keep and bear "arms", not "firearms". "Arms" includes swords, knives, rocks, shivs, and pointy sticks. Many of these items are available for free.

      In comparison, look at Austraila where they have made it illegal to carry any knife larger than a pen knife.

    18. Re:Remeber the name for the program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "right to an abortion"

      Oh really, can you point me to the article or amendment in the constitution that guarantees that right? The 2nd amendment spells out the right of gun ownership pretty clearly. The "right" to an abortion was something that 6 lawyers in black robes pulled out of their collective asses in 1973 to keep the population of poor minorities in check a la Margret Sanger, which is why to this day it is not a settled issue.

    19. Re:Remeber the name for the program by Daemonik · · Score: 1

      First, it's "bare" arms, not "bear". Second, nobody has ever protested the various knife regulations and bans that exist throughout the US. "Arms" in this case has always been interpreted as firearms.

    20. Re:Remeber the name for the program by Daemonik · · Score: 1

      Other than the lack of machine tools, a chemical lab, metal to fashion into a gun..

    21. Re:Remeber the name for the program by jmac_the_man · · Score: 1

      Freedom of Speech and Freedom of the Press are two different rights. (They are both among the six rights that the Federal Government is obliged to respect by the First Amendment.) "Congress shall make no law... abridging" either of them, but they are two separate rights.

    22. Re:Remeber the name for the program by Daemonik · · Score: 1

      Your argument is the cousin of saying the Government has to search you on a daily basis, so you can exercise your 4th Amendment rights. It's ridiculous.

    23. Re:Remeber the name for the program by Daemonik · · Score: 1

      Actually, I double checked and it is indeed bear arms. So you have the right to some ursine appendages.

    24. Re:Remeber the name for the program by RobotRunAmok · · Score: 1

      "Whoooosh" dude. Whooooosh...

      [relax. i'm on your side...]

    25. Re:Remeber the name for the program by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Perhaps always by you. If so, you've always been wrong.

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    26. Re:Remeber the name for the program by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Housing is one that comes to mind, also health care. Neither are rights.

      Rights are _never_ things that others have to pay for.

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    27. Re:Remeber the name for the program by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      You can buy an electric drill for $20. That and some black pipe is all you need to make a zip gun.

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    28. Re:Remeber the name for the program by _Sharp'r_ · · Score: 1

      The Supreme Court has explicitly included non-firearms and there have been court cases over knife regulations related to it. Unless they're non-fighting knives (i.e. made only for cooking, like a paring knife), they're arms.

      Do you just make up your "facts" out of thin air, without even a quick google search to confirm them?

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    29. Re:Remeber the name for the program by msauve · · Score: 1

      "a right that can be exercised for free."

      Free as in libre, not as in beer. And your whole argument that the government should give out guns reeks of a poorly done troll - if you're serious, you're an idiot.

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    30. Re:Remeber the name for the program by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      And, in fact, Federal government funds may not be used to pay for an abortion.

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    31. Re:Remeber the name for the program by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Cable companies need to run cable, which mean they need some sort of government license to use public property and sometimes to cut through private property. This means they need an agreement with local government, and local governments commonly require public access channels in the agreement. They are not a case of government forcing them in the sense you seem to mean.

      The government can't force gun makers to give away free guns. The government could buy guns from them and give them to people (spending for the general welfare), or a contract between a gun maker and the government could require a certain amount of free guns to be available to citizens.

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    32. Re:Remeber the name for the program by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Rights can be things people have to pay for. If the government decides we all have a right to health care, the government can pay enough money to health care providers to cover it. In the long run, if providing X isn't too icky, paying enough money will result in enough X. Aside from how it is administered, I don't see much difference between a right to health care and a right to freedom of press. Heck, the Bill of Rights asserts that we have the right to a jury trial and legal counsel in certain situations, and those have to be paid for.

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    33. Re:Remeber the name for the program by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      No, your argument is more like one a friend of mine made. He said that, if it was his right to marry whom he pleased, he wanted Dorothy Parker as she was nearly a century ago, and it was the Government's job to make it happen. (Personally, I don't think he and Dorothy would get along that well, but that's only one man's opinion.)

      You have the right to bear arms. You have the right of freedom of the press. These are restrictions on what the government can do, like the rest of the Bill of Rights, and what these mean is that you can bear any arms you can acquire and print what you like on a press you own or rent or borrow or whatever.. (You do have the right to an expensive trial with a jury and legal counsel in some circumstances, but the government is not required to supply you these in general; it simply may not try you for certain things without providing them.)

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  5. Youtube link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  6. Absolute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    I guess Freedom is only Absolute when it comes to being able to purchase Firearms?

  7. A bit much for parody? by Tyrannosaur · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I am all for parody, but isn't claiming to be supported by the organization you are parodying a bit much?

    1. Re:A bit much for parody? by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Holy shit, the video doesn't just claim to be supported by the organization; it contains zero hint that it's a parody, at all. It looks very authentic, and it's on Youtube with a very non-parody title. Seeing this video, examining it frame-by-frame, and studying the quality and the transcript, I would say it's authentic.

    2. Re:A bit much for parody? by NotARealUser · · Score: 2

      I am all for parody, but isn't claiming to be supported by the organization you are parodying a bit much?

      I agree. Parodies are all good fun, but once you claim to be the actual organization, it enters a different realm. The Masson v. New Yorker Magazine decision comes to mind as an example of this. You cannot falsely attribute a quote to another person or organization.

    3. Re:A bit much for parody? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am all for parody, but isn't claiming to be supported by the organization you are parodying a bit much?

      That was a part of the PARODY. I am sure they just kept suing little people to get what they want. The are censoring an opposing viewpoint.

    4. Re:A bit much for parody? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yes it is. The same people shocked by this takedown would be calling for heads if the "parody" was a video about killing babies "supported" by Planned Parenthood.

    5. Re:A bit much for parody? by gQuigs · · Score: 1

      They have a press conference too!
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

      Ha. I assumed that https://sharethesafety.org/ was actually a real NRA site. It's not.

    6. Re:A bit much for parody? by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 4, Interesting
      The video looks very authentic. And it is promoting arming black people using some kind of charity. It could be parody, it does not look like a parody and it will strike fear in the heart of NRA supporters.

      The asymmetric enforcement of second amendment rights is the core of NRA and its followers mission. White people with long guns, with fingers on the trigger can walk into departmental stores, or pick arguments with police officers, insult the police and terrorize play grounds with impunity. Stand your ground, Open Carry and such slogans are meant for them.

      Unfortunately for them, black Americans are also citizens with full second amendment rights. They too have the rights, but if they exercise it, they will be shot by police without a second thought. "At that moment I feared my life, though none of the circumstances warranted it, but if I fear for my life I have the right to kill" is accepted as a valid defense for police officers. The same defense does not work when the victim of police shooting is white. A complex system of law enforcement, jury selection, etc are propping up this asymmetry. This ad brings out the hypocrisy of the NRA followers, and make them fear what would happen if the jury rigged system of rigged juries to deny black people their second amendment right collapses. That is why NRA is acting swiftly.

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    7. Re:A bit much for parody? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it contains zero hint that it's a parody, at all.

      And this is why it is so clearly a parody. The NRA would never endorse a program like this, but you think that ZZ-Top beards and Republican party tee shirts are normal, common things when the NRA is involved. They did a great job.

    8. Re:A bit much for parody? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "It depends upon what the meaning of the word 'is' is"

      - Bill Clinton.

    9. Re:A bit much for parody? by MetalliQaZ · · Score: 5, Informative

      You have to realize what the Yes Men are. Their pranks are not just satire like you might find in the Onion. They are activists and they fully understand that they can get themselves arrested in some cases for the crap they pull. Their hoax about the Monsanto chemical disaster apology was definitely risky. They likely are fully aware of the fact that the NRA will take issue with this hoax. However, the Yes Men often rely on the fact that any litigation by the "victims" would result in even more attention to an uncomfortable topic, so they don't sue.

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    10. Re:A bit much for parody? by GreatOldOne · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Agreed. If they had at least changed the name to "National Gun Association", or something similar, it would be parody, and not impersonation. Now "The Onion" could get away with this, as everyone knows that their publication is satire, but if they created a website without the Onion brand, that would be different.

    11. Re:A bit much for parody? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 4, Interesting

      That's what these guys do. They sign up for conferences, make fake web sites and do interviews pretending to be these big companies. A lot of their satire that they sound believable and fool a lot of people into thinking they are the real deal, because although they take a completely insane position it's close enough to the real position to be believable.

      This campaign is a great example. The NRA says that the only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun. They promote gun ownership as a way to maintain safety. So it's only natural that those who are most likely to be the victims of gun crime should want to protect themselves, and guns being the best protection it's logical for charities to hand them out. It's like giving out free condoms and replacement needles.

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    12. Re:A bit much for parody? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are assigning racism to the wrong party on this issue. Gun control is all about making sure that you don't meet an armed menacing non-white person far from the help of the police. The NRA wants responsible people of all backgrounds to have the means to protect themselves when they are far from the police. Did you miss the NRA cheering on all the LGBT people who went out to arm themselves in the past couple of weeks? That isn't the racist, homophobic, misogynistic caricature that you have in your head.

    13. Re:A bit much for parody? by Z80a · · Score: 1

      I think wealth ends being a much bigger factor than color of the skin here.
      I doubt "white trash" do get it any easier than black people.

    14. Re:A bit much for parody? by bobbied · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm guessing they WANTED the NRA to take exception in a loud public way... It's all about calling attention to themselves and their cause by being outrageous. It worked and now we have PR gold (for them)..

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    15. Re:A bit much for parody? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    16. Re:A bit much for parody? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Why would they think it is an uncomfortable topic thought? The NRA and most NRA supporters have long been opposed to "Saturday night special" laws and the like that exist only to disarm poor people. There are legitimate versions of the program the Yes Men made up, which provide training and firearms to people who cannot afford them. I personally completely support the idea that everyone -- regardless of race, gender, sexual orientation, or even political affiliation -- has a right to self defense and should have the means to defend themselves.

      Literally the ONLY thing that marks this as a parody is the fact that the black people in it talk about shooting at cops...and that says more about the Yes Men than about the NRA.

    17. Re:A bit much for parody? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It sure worked. At getting me to support the NRA and the DMCA. Mission accomplished!

    18. Re: A bit much for parody? by ArylAkamov · · Score: 1

      I really hope this is satire, otherwise you don't have the slightest clue about gun laws.

    19. Re:A bit much for parody? by WhiplashII · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You are, of course, completely wrong in every respect.

      Gun control laws were put in place to take guns away from black people. Democrats didn't want the blacks to be able to defend themselves when they had lynching parties. Republicans disagreed. (https://www.firearmsandliberty.com/cramer.racism.html)

      If you really believe that cops are "out to get" African American people (most cops were I am seem to be African American themselves?), black people having guns is even more important. Cops are a lot more respectful when the suspects and witnesses might be armed but are behaving themselves...

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    20. Re: A bit much for parody? by tangent · · Score: 5, Informative

      > it is promoting arming black people using some kind of charity.... it will strike fear in the heart of NRA supporters.

      There actually is a US government-sponsored nonprofit offering free guns to qualified citizens. It is called the Civilian Marksmanship Program. (http://thecmp.org) It's 113 years old this year. They don't restrict their giveaways by race. As for the NRA, I've never heard anything but positive noises from them about the program. So much for the NRA only supporting armed white guys.

      > The asymmetric enforcement of second amendment rights is the core of NRA and its followers mission.

      Point me to the position paper on their web site saying that.

      I've been to NRA meetings. Down here in the southwest, we don't get so many "black" people at them, but we do get plenty of brown people. (Hispanics and Native Americans.) The table at the last event I attended was 50/50 Hispanic and white. As far as I can tell, the only color the NRA cares about is green.

      > with fingers on the trigger can walk into departmental stores

      NRA is against that.

      It's their second rule of gun safety: keep your finger off the trigger until ready to shoot. You'll get kicked out of any well run event if you violate it. (http://training.nra.org/nra-gun-safety-rules.aspx)

      > pick arguments with police officers,

      1st amendment.

      > insult the police

      I see that regularly here on Slashdot, often highly rated.

      > terrorize play grounds with impunity.

      That's called brandishing, and it's illegal in all 50 states.

      Plus there's the 1000 foot rule around school playgrounds. It's a federal felony if you carry inside that border and don't qualify for one of the few exceptions. And if you do qualify, you're obeying the law.

      > black Americans are also citizens with full second amendment rights.

      Damn straight. There is no human right restricted to only some citizens.

      > if they exercise it, they will be shot by police without a second thought

      [citation needed]

      Oh, I'm sure you can find cases of legally armed black people getting shot by the cops, but if you actually go looking, you'll find Americans of all brown shades (including that shade we call "white") getting shot by cops without proper justification.

      > if I fear for my life I have the right to kill" is accepted as a valid defense for police officers.

      Wrong. There are 4 or 5 tests a defendant must pass in order to avoid a charge of manslaughter or murder, depending on where you are in the US. An imminent threat of grievous bodily harm or death is only one of them. Miss any of the 3 or 4 others and your case falls apart.

      Andrew Branca (a constitutional law professor and 2nd Amendment expert) summarizes it nicely here: https://lawofselfdefense.com/t...

      > This ad brings out the hypocrisy of the NRA followers

      This NRA member wants Americans of all shades and creeds to exercise their 2nd Amendment right.

      Better trim that broad brush down a bit.

      > That is why NRA is acting swiftly.

      The NRA is acting swiftly because this "ad" puts words in their mouth that you'll never read in their publications, nor hear in their leadership's speeches. It's basically a lie.

    21. Re: A bit much for parody? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is at least one legitimate charity that exists specifically to give guns and firearms training to poor people who cannot otherwise afford it.

    22. Re:A bit much for parody? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Go read the questions Clinton was asked; his response is perfectly reasonable and sensible in its correct context. But you won't, because you're an asshat.

    23. Re:A bit much for parody? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah but that's journalism. And it's prior to the idea that corporations have first amendment rights. I can't quite find a reason to think this isn't protected speech- it certainly isn't commercial, so the trademark claim doesn't seem to fit.

    24. Re: A bit much for parody? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the ad is a lie that is also breaking the law, that's what that ad group does, and why people sue that ad group.
      NRA members try their best to *follow* the laws and encourage and teach everyone else to be legal in their lives.
      This advertising group willfully violates the law.
      That's totally different than the NRA and that's bad.

    25. Re:A bit much for parody? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would say it's authentic.

      Yes, an authentic parody... Very well done, I might add. Oh well, luckily it is still up for all to see.. Corrupt law and wannabe censors can't stop the internet!

    26. Re:A bit much for parody? by Ryanrule · · Score: 0

      fuck you, and fuck your troll army. if you have a daughter, shes a total slut.

    27. Re:A bit much for parody? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Looks like PR for the NRA from where I sit. Stupid is as stupid does.

    28. Re: A bit much for parody? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, I'm sure you can find cases of legally armed black people getting shot by the cops, but if you actually go looking, you'll find Americans of all brown shades (including that shade we call "white") getting shot by cops without proper justification.

      There's selection bias, of course, but the stories I see on the news are 'unarmed black man shot by cops.' Sometimes a crazy black man, sometimes a belligerent black man, sometimes just a black man running away. The other stories I see are 'cops talk sense into suicidal crazy dude.' Some white guy out in his front yard, or down at the office, waving a gun around, actively trying to make an officer shoot him, but they know it's just Amon, and he's not really going to hurt anyone.

    29. Re: A bit much for parody? by tangent · · Score: 1

      > the stories I see on the news are 'unarmed black man shot by cops.'

      Part of that is because the media doesn't wait for the trial to start reporting "facts", which is how we get Trayvon Martin, a poor "unarmed" black boy shot by a white man. Then months later, we find out that the kid /was/ armed...with a sidewalk. It's still assault with a deadly weapon, so George Zimmerman walked free. But not after the media and anti gunners roasted him for a year and a half. How does that guy put his life back together?

      As for poor crazy white guys getting off easy, we shoot 'em in this state: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      Sad.

    30. Re:A bit much for parody? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, I am impressed by your intimate knowledge of the NRA. Unfortunately for you, you are completely wrong. It has been the NRA who has worked hard to protect the rights of all citizens, including minorities to own firearms. I would like you to point out once instance where the NRA tried to disarm a minority who legally had the right to own a gun and was practicing that right in a responsible manner. (crickets...)

      That's right because you are full of shit. The behavior and motives you ascribe to the NRA and gun owners nation wide actually belong to the Democrat party, the party of slavery, Jim Crow, segregation and yes, the party of Bill Clinton, who did more to incarcerate blacks than any other person in US history. Once a person is convicted of a felony, regardless of what that felony is, they lose their 2nd amendment rights forever.

      It is equal parts impressive and sad how you have swallowed the lies of the Democrats, who regularly project their evil behavior and intent onto conservatives.

      I honestly don't see a problem with this video, other than the fact that the Democrats have passed laws and disarmed most inner cities like Detroit and Chicago, leaving guns only in the hands of the criminals. If 50% of the citizens in crime ridden neighborhoods were allowed to take a 1 week course and pass a competency/proficiency test (SOP for concealed carry) and then concealed carry, the 2% thugs would either wise up or get dead, either way a win for the innocents. I would happily contribute to that cause. Armed citizens are far more effective at preventing crime than the fully armed but largely incompetent/apathetic state (i.e. police, FBI etc).

      Concealed carry, because when seconds count, the police are minutes away.

    31. Re:A bit much for parody? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Barbra Streisand, where are you?

      Oh, that's right; you live in a mansion on the Pacific Coast but didn't want anyone to know.

    32. Re: A bit much for parody? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >CMP gives away free guns
      I wish. You still have to pay for all of them (as far as I know)

      It's still a great program though.

    33. Re: A bit much for parody? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you for actually using that thing in between your ears instead of the whole "emotional" BS spouted by so many these days. I swear it's almost like someone took a crap in the gene pool and out popped a bunch of whiny little turds over the last decade.

    34. Re: A bit much for parody? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      The CMP doesn't give guns away for free, it does sell them.

      But fucking bill clinton had the remaining stock dumped in the ocean rather than let the program work. Last I looked, they had nothing left.

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    35. Re:A bit much for parody? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Tell that to the federal judge that disbarred him for those very answers.

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    36. Re:A bit much for parody? by robkeeney · · Score: 2

      I think the Yes Men are likely to be 'hoist by their own petard' on this one. This is not an uncomfortable topic AT ALL for the NRA. It was at the root of McDonald v. Chicago! If it really does draw attention to it, it will highlight the blatantly racist nature of gun control and who has historically driven that racism (democrats).

    37. Re:A bit much for parody? by robkeeney · · Score: 1

      " it will strike fear in the heart of NRA supporters."

      Colion Noir begs to differ

    38. Re:A bit much for parody? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually the video contains a sledgehammer that announces that it is a parody - the title, "Share the Safety". When have firearms ever really been about safety. Of course only the NRA and Americans think guns make one safe.

    39. Re:A bit much for parody? by jrumney · · Score: 1

      Given that it is a parody, I'd expect something more like "National take-my-Rifle-from-my-cold-dead-hands Association", but yeah - when you're making a parody, you need to change the names in subtle but amusing ways to avoid this sort of blowback.

    40. Re: A bit much for parody? by tangent · · Score: 1

      > The CMP doesn't give guns away for free

      It does, but only to qualified applicants. In this case, it means one gun, and only to those in a CMP-affiliated club, most of which are youth-oriented. Many high-school ROTC programs are affiliated with the CMP, for example.

      The sales to other citizens of the US are how they fund themselves these days, since the US spun CMP out as a private corporation under Bill Clinton. When I said "government-sponsored," I was referring to the fact that the guns CMP sells and donates come from US military arsenals. Prior to 1996, the CMP was administered by the US Army, and thus needed no additional source of funding.

      Consequently, you could make the argument that Bill Clinton wanted to disarm poor urban youths. The financially well-off, after all, have no particular need for the CFA; we can buy new-production M1As.

      > Last I looked, they had nothing left

      They've got an ecommerce site up: http://marksmanship.org/sales....

      I'm sure a large part of the restriction on supply is that so much of what they were offering is simply gone now. The US Army hasn't used the M1 Garand since the early 1960s.

      Last year, there were 10,000 M1911s offered through the CFA, though predictably, those were snapped up right quick.

      If this program were continued logically from its past behavior, they'd be offering Vietnam-era M16s now, complete with NFA tax stamp. I'm no expert, but as far as I can tell, that would be perfectly legal, though politically toxic.

    41. Re: A bit much for parody? by tangent · · Score: 1

      Sorry, misinformation.

      Apparently the few free weapons offered through the CFA are loans only.

      Still, ~$600 for a used M1 Garand vs $1,700 for a bare-bones Springfield Armory M1A is a pretty good deal.

      The tail end of this thread gives current information on availability and such: http://forums.thecmp.org/showt...

      As for the M1911s, it looks like that's gotten stuck in a political mire again. Oh, well.

    42. Re:A bit much for parody? by nasredin · · Score: 1
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      You cannot falsely attribute a quote to another person or organization.

      In an 8â"0 decision, the Court ruled in favor of Hustler magazine, holding that a parody ad published in the magazine depicting televangelist and political commentator Jerry Falwell as an incestuous drunk, was protected speech since Falwell was a public figure and the parody could not have been reasonably considered believable.

    43. Re:A bit much for parody? by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

      You cannot falsely attribute a quote to another person or organization.

      Bullshit, you have no idea what you're talking about. You can indeed falsely attribute a quote to another person or organization as parody or satire and the Supreme Court has ruled on it in the affirmative. It's done all the time and the courts aren't filled with lawsuits against Saturday Night Live and The Onion, are they?

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    44. Re:A bit much for parody? by athenaprime · · Score: 1

      Of course it's an uncomfortable topic for the NRA. They're not about *giving* people guns, they're about people *buying* guns. If you *give* them guns, you can't get at their money now, can you? And if you can't get at their money, you don't have the money to buy the congresscritters to suppress the information about how many gunfails there are in the US each day. And you don't have the money to send out those glossy mailers ginning up the fear that someone is coming to Take Yer Gunz Awayz so you rush right out and buy more, giving them more money so they can tell you how much more you should be afraid, so you buy more guns and they get more money so they can tell you why else you should be afraid and you buy more...

    45. Re: A bit much for parody? by athenaprime · · Score: 1

      There actually is a US government-sponsored nonprofit offering free guns to qualified citizens.

      I believe that's called the US Army, and they also give you clothes, too.

    46. Re:A bit much for parody? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kinda like the Boston Tea Party then, battling the huge oppressive enemy with guerilla tactics. Good to know!

    47. Re:A bit much for parody? by wyHunter · · Score: 1

      Um, I really hate to tell you this, but the NRA supports law abiding people having the right to own arms if they chose to regardless of skin color. It is the national socialist democrats who do not.

    48. Re: A bit much for parody? by wyHunter · · Score: 1

      It is more than basically a lie, it is absolutely a lie.

    49. Re:A bit much for parody? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, no heads have been called for in the several scenarios that have existed like that (right wingers have very little shame in who they'll demonize for their political agenda, and unborn babies have been a target for decades). However, when footage is coerced and edited to have a context it never originally had, and then passed off as evidence of a crime that doesn't exist, people will get upset.

    50. Re:A bit much for parody? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Naturally, you're using the time when Democrats and Republicans were effectively switched ideologically. Funny how that never gets mentioned in every single instance of this tired rant. Embarrassing facts, I know, but they are facts.

    51. Re:A bit much for parody? by Chelloveck · · Score: 1

      Sharethesafety.org got me the same way. It's very slickly done, and there's nothing at all on there to hint that it's anything other than an actual NRA program.. This is way beyond parody or satire, IMHO. This is outright libel. IMHO, IANAL, OMGWTFBBQ, AEIOUandsometimesY.

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    52. Re:A bit much for parody? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      It could be parody, it does not look like a parody and it will strike fear in the heart of NRA supporters.
      The asymmetric enforcement of second amendment rights is the core of NRA and its followers mission. White people with long guns, with fingers on the trigger can walk into departmental stores, or pick arguments with police officers, insult the police and terrorize play grounds with impunity. Stand your ground, Open Carry and such slogans are meant for them.

      The irony is that if you actually go to a place where die-hard gun nuts hang out (and I'm talking about people who think that NRA is "too mushy" on gun rights), and read the comments on that video, you'll find that they actually kinda wish this was a real thing and not a parody.

    53. Re: A bit much for parody? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Nothing left.

      No M1 carbines, no 1903, no 1917, cheapest garand in decent condition is 3k$, but it's a sniper version so not insane.

      Only the auction site has any activity, which is at full tilt market price.

      There are no $600 Garands left.

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    54. Re:A bit much for parody? by cwsumner · · Score: 1

      That is generally called a "false-flag" operation. Which type of thing has been used before by Gun-Ban Exremist groups. They seem to think "the end justifies the means"! 8-{

    55. Re:A bit much for parody? by cwsumner · · Score: 1

      You have been listening to too much of the Gun-Ban extremists propoganda. Everyone who is legal, is welcome in the NRA, and always has been.

      It's the slave owners, who are the ones who want to disarm the citizens.

    56. Re:A bit much for parody? by robkeeney · · Score: 1

      Except that the NRA doesn't make any money from gun sales, not a single penny. Most of their money comes from membership dues-- you know, money that people pay to be part of the club, to vote for board members, to pay for the NRA being their (our) voice in the political process.

      The NRA says what it says and "buys congresscritters" because I and nearly 6 million other dues paying members pay our dues for them to do so. Unlike, I will add, ANY anti-gun organization, each of which gets the entirety of their funding from leftist foundations and billionaires like Mike Bloomberg.

  8. Parody is Fine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    By blatantly stating that the NRA is sponsoring it and supports it, is not fine

    There are rules. They exist for a reason.

    Try doing a parody site on abortion and state plainly that the Democratic National Committee is paying for it and that Planned Parenthood is also sponsoring it.

    I expect you will see the same thing.

    But I don't expect that you will understand because you don't like the NRA

    1. Re:Parody is Fine by arbiter1 · · Score: 1

      Its funny how some people will claim things like freedom of speech but turn it around and use it against them it goes from being fine to wrong. Sad how Double standard is growing so bad in this country. One group people will go someone claim they can go cause they got freedom of speech but then go to their place and do the same thing and you don't have that same right.

    2. Re:Parody is Fine by neoritter · · Score: 0

      Was that English?

    3. Re:Parody is Fine by bobbied · · Score: 4, Informative

      The problem here is folks generally misunderstand what the 1st amendment actually says and what it means (actually they generally don't understand ANY of the bill of rights correctly.)

      Freedom of speech means you are free to say what you want but it does not mean freedom from consequences when you speak. Sure, say what you want to your boss, it's LEGAL (as in NOT criminal), but don't try and make a 1st amendment case when your boss takes exception and fires you.

      So, in this case, the government cannot and will not bring criminal charges, but those who hold the trade marks are apparently ready to make a civil case out of this (which, because they hold the trademark/copyrights is within their rights.) 1st amendment says the government cannot make laws limiting your ability to express your views by making specific kinds of speech illegal (i.e. criminal) (and yes I know there are some limits here). The 1st amendment however does not exempt the speaker from the consequences of their speech. So if you liable or defame someone, the government won't stop you but you can be subject to civil law, where the person wronged can seek civil action to deal with your speech.

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    4. Re:Parody is Fine by Calydor · · Score: 1

      A rule of thumb to remember how free speech works:

      "Your freedom to swing your fist ends at the edge of my nose."

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    5. Re:Parody is Fine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One major problem with that analogy. If I call someone an idiot, that should be protected speech. But there are those who would consider that to be continuing the swing of my fist into that person's nose.

    6. Re:Parody is Fine by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Freedom of speech means you are free to say what you want but it does not mean freedom from consequences when you speak.

      Stop parroting that tripe. Freedom of any sort absolutely means freedom from certain consequences. It may not mean freedom from all consequences, but for it to be freedom at all in the first place means that certain kinds of retaliation are forbidden; at the very least, retaliation by the government, but also, for example, calling me a buttmonkey doesn't mean I can break your nose because "lol sure you're free to say that but that doesn't make you free from the consequences of saying it!".

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    7. Re:Parody is Fine by swillden · · Score: 1

      Freedom of speech means you are free to say what you want but it does not mean freedom from consequences when you speak.

      That's complete nonsense.

      By that logic, I am free to stab you to death, but I'm not free from the consequences of that action. So does that mean we have Freedom of Murder? Clearly not.

      A freedom is only a freedom if it doesn't have any government-imposed consequences. We DO have freedom of speech, but that freedom is NOT unlimited. Slander and libel are prohibited. Copyright and trademark infringement are prohibited. Treason is prohibited. Child pornography is prohibited. Adult pornography is allowed, but with restrictions. I could go on and on.

      Every freedom in the Bill of Rights has exceptions in corner cases, because the Bill is a statement of general principles (yes, even the part that says "shall not be infringed"... it's a core right, but it also has exceptions, like all the rest).

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    8. Re:Parody is Fine by bobbied · · Score: 1

      One major problem with that analogy. If I call someone an idiot, that should be protected speech. But there are those who would consider that to be continuing the swing of my fist into that person's nose.

      It IS protected speech to call somebody an idiot. It may be stupid, and you may be assaulted by the subject of your remarks, but your right to say what you will is intact even if your face isn't.

      If your inflammatory speech leads somebody to assault you, they are breaking the law, and where your words may be used as a defense (as in "any reasonable person would have reacted to being called that!") but it is only like to reduce the penalty when they are found guilty. This is most certainly NOT an infringement on your right to speak your mind.

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    9. Re:Parody is Fine by JesseMcDonald · · Score: 2

      The 1st amendment however does not exempt the speaker from the consequences of their speech.

      It does exempt the speaker from some potential consequences of their speech, namely legal ones—with exceptions, some of which (e.g. defamation, copyright) may well be in violation of the amendment. The freedom of speech is fundamentally about prohibiting laws which would allow speech to be countered with disproportionate force, e.g. fines, imprisonment, capital punishment, etc.

      As you correctly point out, however, it does not shield anyone from social consequences. People have the right to choose not to associate with you for any reason (or no reason), and those sort of consequences are merely the product of others exercising their own right to freedom of association. If you want your employer, for example, to continue to associate with you then you need to consider how your manager(s) will react to your speech.

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    10. Re:Parody is Fine by bobbied · · Score: 1

      I think we are saying the same thing. If you read what I wrote and the example I give, it looks very similar to what you say and your example...

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    11. Re:Parody is Fine by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      By that logic, I am free to stab you to death,

      It is a rare and amazing world we live in where "stab you to death" is equated to "freedom of speech".

      Do you have a cite from the US Constitution that enumerates the "freedom to stab people to death"? No? I can point to a "freedom of speech" reference. Do I need to?

      A freedom is only a freedom if it doesn't have any government-imposed consequences.

      The word "any", along with the hyperbolic "stab you to death" context that implies that "freedom of speech" means "freedom to say any damn thing I want to", makes that statement untrue.

      We DO have freedom of speech, but that freedom is NOT unlimited. Slander and libel are prohibited. Copyright and trademark infringement are prohibited. Treason is prohibited. Child pornography is prohibited.

      This contradicts what you just said about a freedom only being a freedom if there are no government-imposed consequences. Your comments about the limits are correct; the previous claim is not.

    12. Re:Parody is Fine by bobbied · · Score: 1

      Freedom of speech means you are free to say what you want but it does not mean freedom from consequences when you speak.

      That's complete nonsense.

      By that logic, I am free to stab you to death, but I'm not free from the consequences of that action. So does that mean we have Freedom of Murder? Clearly not.

      Who's claiming you have a right to kill someone? Not I. You apparently do though.

      Speech is a protected action in our constitution, murder is not. Actually, speech is a natural right, one we are born with, which happens to be enshrined in the first amendment to our constitution, murder is Neither a natural born right nor is it protected in our constitution. I know of nobody who advocates that murder is a right of any kind, except perhaps for you and/or a serial killer trying to explain why what he did was not wrong. Are you a serial killer? I didn't think so..

      You sir, are trying to muddy the water by throwing out the absurd and offering it as a comparison. Your analogy thus fails.

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    13. Re:Parody is Fine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      -1 Troll

      Yes, of course the fascists want me off the page when I reveal the truth. You people are pigs! All censors are pigs! What should be done with them, a person is not allowed to say anymore. Well fuck off! We are working to make censorship of the internet impossible. Your reaction will be a sight to behold! You're fucking scum!

    14. Re:Parody is Fine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, no, it ends once you are within striking distance of me. You move in an aggressive motion toward me, even to fake a strike, and that can be taken as assault, and at a minimum intimidation, and you better be ready for the consequences of such an action as an aggressor.

    15. Re:Parody is Fine by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      You don't know how to deal with a bully.

      If I call someone and idiot and they take a swing at me, I don't call the cops and try to get them arrested. I give them a righteous beatdown.

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    16. Re:Parody is Fine by bobbied · · Score: 1

      Generally, I don't bother with bullies. Quite frankly, I don't really care what they think or do, so I generally ignore them.

      I don't call them idiots, mainly because I don't care if they choose to be one, they don't intimidate me, again because I don't care what they think about me and they rarely bother me given my 6'7" size. If they decided to come after me, it's going to be unprovoked and they will likely have a nasty surprise as I can take care of myself.

      I suggest that you might rethink your bravado in cases like this and just keep your mouth shut over calling some idiot what they are. Not because you don't have the right to say what you think, but because it isn't profitable for anybody to air your views and you might save yourself from a beating should they actually best you in the ensuing fight. Some things are just not worth the trouble trying to fix, and idiots are high on that list for me.

      --
      "File to fit, pound to insert, paint to match" - Aircraft Maintenance 101
    17. Re:Parody is Fine by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      They start by intimidating, usually they are claiming a space.

      Idiot isn't required, anything less then cringing away will set them off.

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
  9. Automated publisher? by 110010001000 · · Score: 2

    "Automated publishing" sounds a whole lot like spam to me. Disgusting.

  10. Parody? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Not a parody as I understand it, doesn't matter where you stand on gun rights this is a new low, I bet I can guess the party of who came up with this and I am just plain fed up with their mantra imposing their will onto others.

  11. PARODY videos are protected by current copyright by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    PARODY videos are protected by current copyright laws. I am not sure how they won this case, other than by legal bullying and intimidation. The NRA has need pockets, filled with gold, from the morons of the heartland.

  12. What's the problem here? by ElectricHellKnight · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Aside from any hate for the NRA, I see no issue with this. Some people pulled a stunt giving off the false impression that they represented the NRA and Smith & Wesson.* The NRA requested a takedown, Surge complied with the takedown but screwed the pooch and brought down 38,000 sites instead of just the target.

    The wording of the the article implies the NRA should be held responsible. It is the fault of Surge.

    *Yeah I know it was supposed to be a "parody", but watch the video on YouTube. They never mention that they are not affiliated with the NRA or S&W. In fact, the little disclaimer on the bottom at the end of the video even makes the claim that they do represent the NRA.

    1. Re:What's the problem here? by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      Aside from any hate for the NRA, I see no issue with this. Some people pulled a stunt giving off the false impression that they represented the NRA and Smith & Wesson.* The NRA requested a takedown, Surge complied with the takedown but screwed the pooch and brought down 38,000 sites instead of just the target.

      They probably weren't confident enough in their litigation insurance so they panicked and shut everything down.

      --
      In the free world the media isn't government run; the government is media run.
    2. Re:What's the problem here? by obsess5 · · Score: 0

      If I were a democrat, I would vote for Bernie Sanders on moral principal. Hillary is simply nonsensical.

      Am I missing something, or is it fair to say that if you were a Democrat, you would know how to spell?

    3. Re:What's the problem here? by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      Surge complied with the takedown but screwed the pooch and brought down 38,000 sites instead of just the target. ... It is the fault of Surge.

      Actually, Surge hadn't time to take it down. It was Digitalocean who shut them off, which means all of the hosted content went with them. Blame Digitalocean for overreaction and being quick on the trigger, not Surge, and not the NRA.

    4. Re:What's the problem here? by rahvin112 · · Score: 1

      They can't issue a takedown, they didn't own the copyright and you can't use the DMCA for trademark. If they did issue a DMCA notice they fucked up big time.

    5. Re:What's the problem here? by ElectricHellKnight · · Score: 1

      They can't issue a takedown, they didn't own the copyright and you can't use the DMCA for trademark. If they did issue a DMCA notice they fucked up big time.

      TFA says they did not use the DMCA. The NRA (correctly) said it was slander, claiming to represent them with no indication it was a parody and using their (and Smith & Wesson's) trademarks without permission. I understand you probably have a lot of hate for the NRA, but don't let it cloud your judgement. What they did here was completely justified.

    6. Re:What's the problem here? by ElectricHellKnight · · Score: 1
      Am I missing something, or is it fair to say that if you were a Democrat, you would know how to spell?

      Please elaborate. Where is the spelling error of which you speak?

    7. Re:What's the problem here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are two issues with this. One, there is no "takedown" for trademark violations, which is what this was, if you don't buy the parody defense (which I agree is very dubious) - the DMCA is for copyright violations.

      And two, you yourself said that Surge screwed the pooch. That's an issue, too.

  13. Rate limit exceeded; please try again later... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    https://sharethesafety.org/ Is this a fucking joke? If not it should be called "Guns for thugs program"

    1. Re:Rate limit exceeded; please try again later... by ProzacPatient · · Score: 1

      Yes it is a joke but the fact that it looks authentic to the point it can confuse the typical person is the reason the NRA is threatening legal action. Furthermore what this site is suggesting is likely outright illegal under the Brady Act; as a straw purchase, which the NRA, whether you like them or not, would obviously never advocate.

    2. Re:Rate limit exceeded; please try again later... by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Yes it is a joke but the fact that it looks authentic to the point it can confuse the typical person is the reason the NRA is threatening legal action. Furthermore what this site is suggesting is likely outright illegal under the Brady Act; as a straw purchase, which the NRA, whether you like them or not, would obviously never advocate.

      If we could just eliminate the first amendment, theat would be great.

      --
      The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.
  14. Watch the video by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A shame the NRA can't deal with being sliced into like this.

    Watch the video. It starts off like a great parody but at the end, it asserts that it's sponsored by the NRA and Smith and Wesson and says that a gun is going to be donated (0:50). I think that is what set them off.

    I think if they skipped that, this wouldn't have happened.

    Then again, look at all the buzz they're getting. I bet the video hits a few million views by the end of the day and makes a Comedy Central show.

  15. Streisand Effect by Tablizer · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Perhaps the authors over-did it intentionally to trigger the Streisand Effect.

  16. Re:Great work from the Yes Men by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Satire is protected Fair Use. If there's no chance for a reasonable and prudent person to actually believe it's NRA produced propaganda, they're golden.

  17. Re:Great work from the Yes Men by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The following message sponsored by slashdot user pieterh.

    Can you see why this is an issue now? This is closer to libel than it is parody

  18. Re:PARODY videos are protected by current copyrigh by ElectricHellKnight · · Score: 2, Informative

    PARODY videos are protected by current copyright laws. I am not sure how they won this case, other than by legal bullying and intimidation. The NRA has need pockets, filled with gold, from the morons of the heartland.

    Watch the video. The disclaimers at the bottom expressly state that they do indeed represent the NRA, which is false. The one at the beginning even says "Paid for in part by the NRA". That is not parody.

  19. Yep - impersonation by Okian+Warrior · · Score: 1, Insightful

    You can find the parody video here.

    The video uses the NRA logo and [what appears to be] the Smith and Wesson logo, and there's absolutely no clue that it's a parody. It seems completely legit, as if those two organizations made a serious promo video.

    I'm a big fan of fair use in all it's varied forms, but I think this is a really good case of "impersonation", and is easily viewed as slanderous or libellous.

    On a related note, before everyone posts the cherry-picked, not-the-whole-story statistics, does anyone have any good studies and/or statistics about gun ownership?

    A good statistic would be one that relates chance of death by all causes to gun ownership, and compares to similar areas with similar social structure.

    In other words, saying "owning guns increases your chance of an accidental shooting" might still be statistically good if it lowers your chance of dying from all causes (like not having money for medicine because you got robbed), or comparing America with the UK (because the UK has good health care while the US has almost none).

    Anyone have any, you know, actually good statistics?

    (We're the smart people in the room. People expect us to distil the good info from the bad.)

    1. Re:Yep - impersonation by Gilgaron · · Score: 1

      My understanding from John Oliver's show is that one reason there isn't good data on gun violence is that the CDC is not allowed to fund studies pertaining to it. The parties with private money to put towards research are probably few and biased one way or another.

    2. Re:Yep - impersonation by dwillden · · Score: 1

      Actually that would not be a good study. You need to remove suicide from the study to be accurate as to the risk of gun ownership. Guns do not cause suicide. They are merely a tool and as was seen in 1996 in Australia, if you remove guns their use for suicide will drop but suicide will not. Thus those individuals still died without the guns.

      Good source check out More guns less Crime by John Lott Jr. He's been tracking this since the 80's and as we have seen gun ownership jump (especially over the last few years) and carry laws loosened across the country, gun violence is down over 50% since the 1992 peak. I'll try to remember to reply to this when I get home from work where my link list is stored. I have other good sources, just not on my machine at work.

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    3. Re:Yep - impersonation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes there are some very good studies but not in America so pretty much any american says they are worthless "because no country is like here" you know what I think they are right.

      I watched youtube video yesterday of child doing active shooter drills for school, it reminded me of the "duck and cover" drills used for atomic safety in the 70's.

    4. Re:Yep - impersonation by HornWumpus · · Score: 2, Informative

      There is a reason the CDC isn't allowed to fund studies. Because when they did, they funded studies that would have made Goebbels blush.

      Google 'CDC funds bad gun studies' for a bunch of links that will take you into the discussion.

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    5. Re:Yep - impersonation by arbiter1 · · Score: 1

      Second the video claims to be sponsored by the NRA that is very actionable thing they can be SUED over.

    6. Re:Yep - impersonation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another good statistic that no one in media even knows about: University Study Confirms Private Firearms Stop Crime 2.5 Million Times Each Year

      http://rense.com/general76/univ.htm

    7. Re:Yep - impersonation by cfalcon · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The CDC leaders are on the record with quotes like "We’re going to systematically build a case that owning firearms causes deaths.". These weren't studies, these were cherry-picked propaganda. They had decided on the conclusion, and the only challenge was building the case. They then went on to fund ludicrous studies that confused cause with effect (critics point out that the same methods would show that hospitals cause death, and therefore it is safer to never go to a hospital), cherry picked samples, etc. Basically what any good advocate would do while attempting to affect social change and giving not one fucking hoot for reality. Additionally and more importantly why the fuck should the *center for disease control* be funding gun studies? Shouldn't congress make them spend their money on fucking fighting disease, instead of our constitution?

    8. Re:Yep - impersonation by pr0fessor · · Score: 2

      CDC does track overall death statistics but studies like that are outside of their scope since they study disease. They have gun related deaths broke down with suicide accounting for close to 50% of gun related deaths. You would be better off worrying about influenza since unless you are suicidal it is more likely to kill you.

    9. Re: Yep - impersonation by ArylAkamov · · Score: 4, Informative

      That used to be the case, as others here have explained. After sandy hook, Obama made an executive order to give them 10 million for research, it was big at the time because they assumed it would confirm their beliefs.

      Then it was never heard from again due to the results of the study.

      Here's a short summary of their findings, link to the actual paper is in there as well.

      http://www.gunsandammo.com/pol...

    10. Re:Yep - impersonation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      To hear it from the people who support gun control, we are a step from a third world country in education, social safety nets, health care, mental health care, racism, and drug policy. All of which have significant impacts on the occurrence rate of violence, the severity of violence, and the survival from being victimized from violence. Suddenly, if we are talking about gun control we are a global leader or at least peer on anything that might result in violent deaths and all we've got to do to stop the madness is get rid of our obsession with guns.

    11. Re:Yep - impersonation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On a related note, before everyone posts the cherry-picked, not-the-whole-story statistics, does anyone have any good studies and/or statistics about gun ownership?

      No. No they don't. Every single study that's ever been done on the subject has been biased in one direction or the other, or at least could be seen to be biased. And even if the studies themselves weren't biased, the people giving you the links probably would be, as people generally only give you links to studies that support their views.

      Even your "good" example stat wouldn't be sound, because it would depend on how the study defined "similar social structure". There are endless ways of comparing social structures and a very large proportion of them are likely to have a significant effect on the statistics. The stats generated would thus vary wildly according to how you base the study. Even if the study themselves tried to be unbiased about it, the results would end up favouring one side or the other more than necessary due to the initial study parameters, and the study would then be trumpeted by the winning side and denounced as biased by the losers.

      That's the reason it's such a divisive issue -- because there *isn't* a clear-cut "right" answer. Or more accurately, there (probably) is one, it's impossible to definitively prove it.

    12. Re:Yep - impersonation by neoritter · · Score: 2

      You're best to take John Oliver as just as biased and worth of the, "take with a pinch of salt" approach as you would Rush Limbaugh or Glenn Beck. I can't get to the site of this guy's video but if you go to about 5:25 he makes note of some CDC statistics. https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

      Again, can't get to his website that's listed in the description (which should have citations) so I'm not sure which CDC research he's referencing. Agree/disagree with the video as a whole, that's not my point in linking it.

    13. Re:Yep - impersonation by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      It's called the Dickey Amendment, first passed in 1997 and renewed since. The CDC isn't actually banned from researching gun violence - it only prohibits the CDC from performing research which could be used to 'advance or promote' gun control. It's also been extended now to cover the entire department of H&HS, not just the CDC. They are still allowed to perform research on gun violence, but only if they can agree prior to the research that it will reach a conclusion that supports more guns.

    14. Re:Yep - impersonation by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      It's possible suicide will drop very slightly. Guns are a quick, reliable, accessible and painless method of suicide - perfect for impulse-suicides. Without guns people would need to spend a bit more time preparing a suitable means of death, which might be time to reconsider.

    15. Re:Yep - impersonation by colin_faber · · Score: 3, Insightful
      The very first few frames of the video have a statement which reads

      Paid for in part by National Rifle Association of America with additional support form Smith & Wesson Holding Corporation. All Rights Reserved C. 2016 Share The Safety

      Seems pretty clear that this is not a parity but more of an attempt to damage both brands.

    16. Re:Yep - impersonation by colin_faber · · Score: 1

      Ahm.. I have memory on the brain *parody* even!

    17. Re:Yep - impersonation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The CDC leaders are on the record with quotes ...

      It's on the record, so it'll be easy for you to provide a citation for that. Cool.

    18. Re:Yep - impersonation by kwiecmmm · · Score: 1

      Additionally and more importantly why the fuck should the *center for disease control* be funding gun studies? Shouldn't congress make them spend their money on fucking fighting disease, instead of our constitution?

      Part of the reason why cars are safer today than 40 years ago is because the CDC did studies examining car safety and provided the results and recommendations to Congress.

      Yes, they should be fighting disease as well. But when they request money to prevent and study possible epidemics like Zika and Ebola, Congress takes forever to pass anything (if they do) and normally under funds them.

    19. Re:Yep - impersonation by Ly4 · · Score: 1

      The CDC's scope is "health problems", not just disease: http://www.cdc.gov/maso/pdf/cd...

    20. Re:Yep - impersonation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1
    21. Re: Yep - impersonation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In other news John Oliver says that the FBI won't receive funding for the dangers of masterbation. Because you know its in the FBIs domain like guns are in the CDCs...

    22. Re:Yep - impersonation by Zak3056 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yes there are some very good studies but not in America so pretty much any american says they are worthless "because no country is like here"

      There is (unfortunately) some truth to this. Bowling for Columbine was a horrible mess, but Moore DID touch on the fact that America is different than other similar nations--then he went off the rails and in the end blamed the whole thing on an old white guy with Alzheimer's disease.

      The Swiss have a (real) assault rifle in every closet, but they're not murdering each other. Canada has a large number of firearms (nothing like ths US, but they're quite widespread) and they don't have our issues. Israeli citizens are well armed and their violence is largely related to the Palestinian conflict. Americans, though, we LOVE killing each other. In absence of guns, we'd just use knives, baseball bats, or bare hands and boot heels.

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      What part of "shall not be infringed" is so hard to understand?
    23. Re:Yep - impersonation by pr0fessor · · Score: 1

      It still doesn't sound like an in depth study of gun ownership is with in their scope and if it was, I still wouldn't want my tax dollars spent on studying something that if we discount suicide takes less lives than traffic accidents, flu, diabetes, heart disease, cancer...

      They need to stop with confusing the issues we face get onto the real problems.

    24. Re:Yep - impersonation by cold+fjord · · Score: 0

      My understanding from John Oliver's show is that one reason there isn't good data on gun violence is that the CDC is not allowed to fund studies pertaining to it. The parties with private money to put towards research are probably few and biased one way or another.

      You will get little real understanding from John Oliver since he isn't really interested in developing a genuine evenhanded understanding of the issues, he is pushing an agenda.

      Going on about the CDC is misdirection as the Department of Justice has been collecting statistics and studying this for a long time. Why do you think John Oliver doesn't mention that? Example:

      Gun Violence Prevention

      Besides private parties and TV hosts, you should also be skeptical of academicians, some of whom are willing to lie to push a narrative.

      Does Disgraced “Historian” Michael Bellesiles Deserve A Second Chance?

      For your consideration:

      An interview with John R. Lott, Jr.
      Bogus Gun-Control Numbers

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      much of left-wing thought is a kind of playing with fire by people who don't even know that fire is hot - George Orwell
    25. Re:Yep - impersonation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      go read up on "the flinch" and re-think your assessment of quick, reliable, and painless. "brain damage" .NE. dead

      idiot.

    26. Re:Yep - impersonation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      That is an editorial, signed with "Chris Cox is the executive director of the National Rifle Association Institute for Legislative Action."

      The editorial has no citations for its anonymously-attributed quotes.

    27. Re: Yep - impersonation by dywolf · · Score: 5, Informative

      That paper isn't a research paper but a document describing the questions that need answered in future research studies.

      It's a blueprint for how to proceed, not a research paper in it's own right.

      The research agenda proposed in this report is intended as an initial—not a conclusive or all-encompassing—set of questions critical to developing the most effective policies to reduce the occurrence and impact of firearm-related violence in the United States. No single agency or research strategy can provide all the answers. This report focuses on the public health aspects of firearm violence; the committee expects that this research agenda will be integrated with research conducted from criminal justice and other perspectives to provide a much fuller knowledge base to underpin our nation’s approach to dealing with this very important set of societal issues.

      So Guns and Ammo Magazine read an outline for a proposed line of questioning, and drew conclusions the outline itself doesn't even draw...because it doesn't even try.

      Rather what it does is to point to other research efforts and their contradictory findings as a starting point for developing the questions that should be asked. And of the "research" quotes that G&A provides are cherry picked quotes from other studies referenced by the authors of the blueprint to illustrate previous, current, and ongoing research to illustrate which questions need asked.

      Again: this is not a research paper.
      This group performed no research (yet, or as of the publishing of this paper).

      Ergo, this is not the result of the CDC research.
      It's simply the first step, figuring out what questions to ask, in doing that research.

      Nice try genius.

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      The guy who said the election was rigged won the presidency with the second-most votes.
    28. Re:Yep - impersonation by nedlohs · · Score: 5, Informative

      That's not a citation that's "the executive director of the National Rifle Association Institute for Legislative Action" making the same claim without providing a citation.

      One of the lead researchers employed in the CDC’s effort was quoted, stating “We’re going to systematically build the case that owning firearms causes deaths.” Another researcher said he envisioned a long-term campaign “to convince Americans that guns are, first and foremost, a public health menace.”

      Is unsourced and unnamed making it rather difficult to confirm.

      Some digging (which shouldn't be necessary since providing a citation is trivial) turns up http://dailycaller.com/2013/10... which in turn makes the claim:

      Patrick O’Carroll, a CDC official involved in the “research,” wrote in the February 3, 1989, Journal of the American Medical Association: “We’re going to systematically build the case that owning firearms causes deaths.”

      However the Feb 3 1989 issue of JAMA does not have an article in it authored by Patrick O'Carroll.

      Yet more digging (which again should be unnecessary) shows that issue does have an article: Marsha F. Goldsmith, "Epidemiologists Aim at New Target: Health Risk of Handgun Proliferation," Journal of the American Medical Association vol. 261 no. 5, February 3, 1989, pp. 675-76 (http://jama.jamanetwork.com/article.aspx?articleid=376136) - note citations are really easy to do. That article apparently quotes O'Carroll, however that itself it uncited so we have hearsay.

      And then we do actually have something in writing from O'Carroll in JAMA, in July 1989. A letter to the editor claiming that he was misrepresented in the article above and didn't say any such thing: Patrick O'Carroll, "CDC's Approach to Firearm Injuries," Journal of the American Medical Association vol. 262 no. 3, July 21, 1989, pp.348-349.

      So do you have an actual citation? Note they are easy to give, see the two I gave above.

    29. Re: Yep - impersonation by Esteanil · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up please

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    30. Re:Yep - impersonation by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      So what is your cut off for number of deaths before something is worthy of the CDC looking into it?

      I take it since we discount suicides most psychiatric disorders should be ignored too?

    31. Re:Yep - impersonation by jbengt · · Score: 1

      "duck and cover" drills were more of a fifties thing. I don't remember doing any in the 60s (though I do remember doing tornado drills) and we definitely didn't do any in the 70s.

    32. Re:Yep - impersonation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As noted the CDC is not allowed to do studies because WTF does the CDC have to do with guns? The CDC is the center for DISEASE control. Guns are not a disease, and those shits at the CDC have no fucking clue other than they don't like guns and guns are scary so lets try and justify our fear of guns. So yah, the CDC can't fund cherry picked, conclusion first biased studies any more. Big fucking shocker John Oliver has no clue. He is a comedian from the UK. Not surprised he is clueless about gun ownership and gun crime in the US, he should go back to the UK if the US sucks so badly.

      The sequence of events was first the Democrats voted to prevent the FBI from collecting any gun related statistics other than "gun deaths." This includes homicides, suicides, accidental shootings, and yes, even good shoots, where a criminal perpetrator is shot to prevent a crime. This statistic is meaningless but is useful to the Democrats and their facist progressive agenda to confiscate all guns. Since the population caught on to this tactic, the Democrats tried to involve the CDC, which had never before in the 70 year history of the CDC tried to ascribe any meaning to death by firearms since it was reasonable lumped in with death by intentional act. The Democrats hijacked this stat and tried to use the CDC as their shill. They installed a gun grabbing idiot and then tried to fund a bunch of blatantly biased studies that started with the conclusion that all guns are bad and only the state should own guns. Gun owners got pissed over this waste of taxpayer funds and a bill was passed that basically told the CDC to shut the fuck up and focus on your job of dealing with disease. BTW, 440,000 people die each year by preventable mistakes in hospitals, versus 1,122 accidental shooting deaths in 2015. So yah, the CDC needs to get their house in order first.

      You know who actually has the ability to collect good stats but is not allowed to collect them or release them? Law enforcement and the FBI. You know why they are not allowed to collect simple statistics like # of rapes/robberies/murders prevented by citizen gun owners? Because the Democrats (AKA fascist progressives) prevent them from doing so. Do you know why? Because the FBI would release honest and accurate data, and what little we have shows that responsible gun ownership and strong concealed carry significantly reduces violent crime rates and the benefits far outweigh the costs. Armed citizens are a deterrent to crime and many crimes are prevented just by brandishing a firearm. When that is not sufficient, rapes and homicides are stopped instantly with the judicious and accurate use of a firearm. Contrary to libtard propaganda, accidental shootings actually go down with responsible and educated gun ownership (and are already minuscule per capita compared to car accidents and a host of other causes of death). Also contrary to libtard propaganda, armed citizens are much less likely than law enforcement to have their guns taken away by an assailant.

      How do we know lawful gun ownership and concealed carry reduce violent crime? Because of the dramatic reductions in violent crime in states that have passed strong concealed carry laws and the dramatic drops in crime rates that have accompanied them. Conversely, fascist progressive bastions with virtual bans on lawful gun ownership like Chicago have huge crime rates and high murder rates. The bare facts have shown this time and again, and the fact is that the Democrats block the FBI from collecting these stats because they know what the outcome would be: increased support for gun ownership and concealed carry in the US. Also of note: John Oliver's home country, the fascist progressive UK banned all guns and their violent crime rate doubled. Yes, crimes committed using a gun dropped, but that is fucking irrelevant. As a citizen, I don't care if I get murdered by a knife or a gun or a car, I still got murdered. Quod erat demonstrandum.

    33. Re:Yep - impersonation by jbengt · · Score: 1

      The Swiss have a (real) assault rifle in every closet, but they're not murdering each other.

      Because they actually have the guns for a well regulated militia, not for any random gangbangers or "survivalists".

    34. Re:Yep - impersonation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually no. In areas deprived of guns, we have a myriad of ways to commit suicide, the most common of which are pills (pretty much anything in the pharmacy isle will kill you if you take enough of them, still no talk of banning Tylenol, the deadliest poison OTC) and CO2 poisoning (run your car with the garage door closed, CO2 build up will put you to sleep and kill you pretty quick). Then there are the classic hollywood methods, bridge and building jumping etc.

      The reality is in a free society, people will always be able to harm themselves or others. If we want to deal with suicide rates, we need to roll back the involuntary commitment case that the ACLU won in the 70s so we can take the mentally unstable in our society and care for them in an environment with less freedom but the level of safety that they need so that they cannot hurt themselves or others.

    35. Re:Yep - impersonation by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      Without knowing which things you would like to highlight I might assume you may mean this article:
      Why Congress Cut The CDC’s Gun Research Budget
      or did you mean something like this: What happened to the CDC's courage on guns?

      Those were chosen because they are the top 2 items that showed up in my google search on that phrase (no quotes) and they appear to be at odds with one another. I also doubt many people would know off hand who the Nazi propaganda minster was so that reference indicating how you wanted to issue to be viewed would be lost.

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    36. Re:Yep - impersonation by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      The CDC leaders are on the record with quotes like "Weâ(TM)re going to systematically build a case that owning firearms causes deaths.". These weren't studies, these were cherry-picked propaganda.

      And even above that...why in the world would the CDC be the department to gather/analyze stats on gun deaths? What actual disease are they studying with respect to guns? Lead poisoning? Seriously, doesn't sound like that departments' purview to begin with....

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    37. Re:Yep - impersonation by Zak3056 · · Score: 2

      Their "well regulated militia" consists of basically "every male in the country. not unfit for service."

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    38. Re:Yep - impersonation by jmac_the_man · · Score: 1

      So what is your cut off for number of deaths before something is worthy of the CDC looking into it?

      The cutoff isn't "number of deaths." The cutoff is "is this actually a disease?" Since owning a gun ISN'T a disease, it's outside the CDC's purview.

      If the problem is guns, and the only solution is banning law abiding people from owning guns, you're the problem. You don't get to use the machinery of the federal government for your political crusade.

      On the other hand, if the problem you want to solve is reducing gun crimes that's different. Law enforcement sources, notably the FBI, track gun crimes at the national level. The "problem" with the FBI statistics is that they differentiate between "self defense" and "crime," rather than "It's all gun violence." (Everytown for Gun Safety, a gun grabber group, includes one of the Boston Marathon Bombers as a "victim of gun violence.") The other problem that the FBI statistics have is that they contextualize the information: The FBI statistics make it clear that there's much more "violence" than "gun violence" and that long guns (including the AR15) are a tiny percentage of the weapons used to commit crimes.

      So there ARE statistics. It's kind of curious why people want it assigned to a different government agency than the one currently doing it.

    39. Re:Yep - impersonation by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      That might be your criteria, but it wasn't the one being claimed in what I replied to and thus is irrelevant.

      Of course yours is factually incorrect, since the domain of the CDC is broader than "disease" - names do not entirely define things after all. You can of course think it should be restricted to "is this actually a disease", but you said "the cutoff is" not "the cutoff should be".

    40. Re: Yep - impersonation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, throw in an ad homeinem at the end and nobody will listen to your argument. Why should they listen to someone that uses emotion instead of reason?

    41. Re:Yep - impersonation by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      I'm not trying to feed anybody any answers. Just start them thinking critically about the simple minded propaganda being repeated by our 'progressive' twits.

      The cool aid drinkers aren't going to be affected, to them it's just NRA = evil. No point in wasting time arguing with a rock.

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    42. Re:Yep - impersonation by Zak3056 · · Score: 1

      First off, I applaud your well written, well researched post. False information poisons arguments, and needs to be rooted out of discourse when it's found.

      I can't access more than just the header of the article so I can't say what Mr. O'Carroll did or did not claim, but I was able to find some papers that cited his response. I won't bother with linking them directly (suffice to say that while they claim to be works of scholarship, they don't appear to be anything more than position papers) but they do claim that while he states CDC is careful to avoid biased approaches, he does not, in fact, say that he was misquoted.

      Without access to the JAMA articles directly I can't confirm this, but I thought it was worth noting.

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    43. Re:Yep - impersonation by pr0fessor · · Score: 1

      No we only discount suicide from the number of gun related deaths especially if the next sentence is about inner city gangs, gun violence, and homicides because to do otherwise is disingenuous. Then you take that number and put it in with suicides regardless of method.

    44. Re:Yep - impersonation by iris-n · · Score: 1

      You might find it harder to commit mass murder with knives or baseball bats.

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    45. Re:Yep - impersonation by n3r0.m4dski11z · · Score: 1

      "The CDC leaders are on the record with quotes like "We're going to systematically build a case that owning firearms causes deaths.". These weren't studies, these were cherry-picked propaganda."

      Yes, tools that only exist to injure and kill may cause deaths. How in the world can you object to that statement or think its propaganda? Do you somehow believe that guns don't cause people to die? Thats not what they are for?

      Americans are hilarious on this issue! There is so much culture backing your addiction to deadly weapons that you can't even see that what you are arguing for is not rational! Sometimes an outside party has to get involved when people are being irrational.

      the same methods would show that hospitals cause death, and therefore it is safer to never go to a hospital

      A hospital is for healing the sick. I guess I missed the part where guns do that, like ever, like at all.

      "Shouldn't congress make them spend their money on fucking fighting disease, instead of our constitution?"

      A brainwashed mind is a kind of a disease. Terrorists get similar kinds of mental diseases and programming that makes them do what they do. Sure when its on a societal level, its harder to fight, but the government should still be fighting to save peoples lives. Compare the US murder rate to any other 1st world country. Then notice *how* most of those people were murdered. You cant say its not a problem that the government shouldn't be trying to address.
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

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    46. Re:Yep - impersonation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Strange though that the cherry-picked propaganda just happens to match what actual unbiased studies universally show, don't you think?

    47. Re:Yep - impersonation by dwillden · · Score: 1

      Not true at all. Take a look at the suicide rates in Japan and South Korea. Very low number of guns, very high suicide rates. Guns do not cause suicide. In fact a point I usually leave off when mentioning Australia is that the two years immediately following the ban the suicide rate spiked before returning to the same levels and gradual downward trend it had been following for decades. I've never found any cause for the very significant spikes, but I wonder if it isn't because some of those who had decided to kill themselves and who would have tried a gun but found themselves unable to do it and were able to get help suddenly found themselves without the gun option and chose another less intimidating method and were able to go through with it. Again I never found any explanation for the spike and thus usually don't mention it as those two years (97 and 98) are an outlier to the norm.

      Note also that the suicide rate in Australia dropped substantially from 2003 onwards because they redefined the criteria, relegating a number of cases that would have been suicides to being called accidents. Some have tried to claim this drop was due to the gun ban but the influence of the gun ban was seen immediately and the 2003 and since drop came after the redefinition.

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    48. Re:Yep - impersonation by jmac_the_man · · Score: 1
      No, what I said was factually correct. According to the PDF from the CDC's website that was linked earlier in the thread,

      The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) serves as the national focus for developing and applying disease prevention and control, environmental health, and health promotion and health education activities designed to improve the health of the people of the United States.

      . The CDC exists to study health concerns. Because guns are not a health concern, guns are out of their scope.

      The domain of the CDC explicitly, by law excludes guns. There are people, including you, who wish otherwise. And if you want to campaign to change that law, you can do that. But the reason the law was changed to take this away from the CDC was because of an attempt to have the CDC produce politicized results for a crusade.

      It's also dishonest for people like John Oliver (who was the example cited earlier in this thread, although he's not alone) to claim that the CDC isn't allowed to collect gun crime statistics and imply that the rest of the government isn''t allowed to do so either. The FBI has the statistics that Oliver, et al, are looking for. However, in addition to those, they have other statistics that undermine Oliver's point, which is why he wants the politicized stats from the CDC.

    49. Re:Yep - impersonation by Zak3056 · · Score: 1

      No doubt harder, but it still happens.

      Here's one. Here's another. Here's one almost as bad as Pulse. And another. One more.

      This implies that even if you magically make every gun in the world disappear right now, you will still have not halted mass killings. A better approach than gutting the 2nd amendment is required.

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    50. Re:Yep - impersonation by iris-n · · Score: 1

      All these had much lower death rates than the usual shooting sprees. Come on, the one you said was almost as bad as Pulse needed 8 attackers to kill 29 people. It is obvious that if every gun would magically disappear many lives would be saved.

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    51. Re:Yep - impersonation by Zak3056 · · Score: 1

      They did not, in fact have "lower death rates than the usual shooting sprees." All of them were 8 or so people dead with more (sometimes many more) wounded. I think the "magic number" in use by the gun grabbers to call something a "mass shooting" is 4 killed or wounded.

      Arguing over the semantics here is not accomplishing anything, and is trivializing the issue. If that's your game, this will be my last response to you.

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    52. Re:Yep - impersonation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The CDC's injury center: https://www.cdc.gov/injury/abo...

      Since injury is a health concern, and guns are a source of injury, guns are indeed a health concern.

      The domain of the CDC explicitly, by law excludes guns.
      If that was never in their charter, then why did it need to be explicitly excluded? Answer: it was in their scope. And the NRA didn't like that, so it was removed.

      More info on the supposed CDC 'crusade' from a couple decades ago:
      https://hardware.slashdot.org/...

    53. Re:Yep - impersonation by iris-n · · Score: 1

      Arguing about semantics? I'm arguing that guns are deadlier than knifes.

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    54. Re:Yep - impersonation by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      No what you said was "Since owning a gun ISN'T a disease, it's outside the CDC's purview" and then your very quote indicates that things which aren't diseases are also part of what the CDC does "environmental health" for example. Thus making the claim incorrect.

      You keep assigning motivations and ideas to me that I don't hold, it is very annoying. How about you argue the points and not some whatever monster you imagine me to be. I had hoped you were using a generic "you" previously, but given "including you" I guess I was giving too much benefit of the doubt.

      For example "The domain of the CDC explicitly, by law excludes guns. There are people, including you, who wish otherwise." - I have never said I think the domain of the CDC should not explicitly exclude guns. And previously "You don't get to use the machinery of the federal government for your political crusade." - I'm not on a political crusade and not trying to use the machinery of the federal government. And also the false dichotomy of "If the problem is guns, and the only solution is banning law abiding people from owning guns, you're the problem ... On the other hand, if the problem you want to solve is reducing gun crimes that's different" - I'm not in either of those categories.

    55. Re:Yep - impersonation by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      Yeah, almost 30 year old articles not being freely available is stupid. Making them available is not going to hurt their current subscription revenue...

      It makes verifying these claims way more difficult than it should be (I'm not going to the library to check something I'm not actually all that interested in, I'm interested in the meta discussion of citations more than in gun laws and research, from slashdot after all). Of course it would be much easier if the people making the claim would give the original citation (with an excerpt even) rather than "a person I won't name once said". Of course the citation of " wrote in the February 3, 1989, Journal of the American Medical Association" is even worse - either the "Executive Vice President, NRA" at the time just repeated something he heard without checking or he intentionally used the word "wrote" to make a false citation.

      There's basically no choice but to give the claim as much weight as "I heard someone say X" when they go out of their way not to provide a real citation.

      Note, that this occurs on all sides. It's part of what appears to be the nature of people wanting to confirm their views instead of actually find out if they match reality.

    56. Re:Yep - impersonation by msauve · · Score: 1

      "Part of the reason why cars are safer today than 40 years ago is because the CDC did studies examining car safety and provided the results and recommendations to Congress."

      That's a red herring. The CDC shouldn't be involved there either, they should be focused on preventing the zombie apocalypse. Vehicle safety should fall under the NHTSA. And workplace safety should fall under OSHA. But, for political reasons, the CDC duplicates the work of both.

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    57. Re:Yep - impersonation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In absence of guns, we'd just use knives, baseball bats, or bare hands and boot heels.

      True, but you'd have to be one badass muthafucka to take out 50 people at a nightclub with a knife--even a sword--or a baseball bat.

    58. Re:Yep - impersonation by wyHunter · · Score: 1

      And if you factor out black on black crime - and black on non black crime - our violent crime rate drops way closer to western European levels. Unfortunately this is not politically correct so it isn't possible to research to figure out why this is so - because to do so would be said to be racist. Personally I think ignoring it is more racist, but that's the left's idea, not mine.

    59. Re:Yep - impersonation by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Owning a gun is neither a disease nor a health problem. Getting shot is indeed a health problem, and gun ownership is probably a contributing factor. A significant number of people die each year due to being shot, and many more are seriously injured. Many of these deaths aren't in conjunction with a crime, but are suicide or accidents.

      The CDC is restricted to studying the matter, not imposing solutions. It may find that gun ownership is hazardous. It's also found that obesity and smoking are hazardous, but we don't ban those.

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    60. Re:Yep - impersonation by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      They need to study suicide by gun. Many suicide attempts are made on impulse, and the person involved often regrets it immediately (if in a position to do so). If I have an impulse to commit suicide, and have a handy pistol, I can use that, and probably die. If I use another handy household method, I'm much less likely to die immediately. You mention one case (Australia in 1996) when it looked like total suicides didn't drop, but that's hardly conclusive.

      While it's significant that violent crime is down, there's a large number of reasons that go into it. Clearly, increased gun ownership isn't that bad, but it still may be increasing the crime rate, which would be masked because of other reasons (less lead in the environment comes to mind).

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    61. Re:Yep - impersonation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've read these CDC quotes on www.infowars.com

      That's how I know it's true. Bush did 9/11 too.

    62. Re:Yep - impersonation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Parity and parody are two different words. You wanted the latter...

    63. Re:Yep - impersonation by dwillden · · Score: 1

      Actually suicide is not impulsive. Attempted suicide can be but most actual suicides are planned out.

      And that one Case was a nationwide case. It's far more conclusive than your normal study of a few hundred people. In fact it's an ideal study case, an Entire population. Australia's suicide average was already quite low, and had been on very gradual downward trend. Firearm suicide was not as significant a portion of the total suicides as it is in the US but it was still a significant portion and had been for decades. It virtually vanished as a cause when the confiscation went into effect. But the overall suicide rate didn't drop, it actually spiked for two years then returned to the same level and gradual downward trend.

      Calling it non-conclusive when it provided an ideal study population, i.e. an entire isolated national population with a somewhat diverse population spread across rural/suburban and urban environments, and a long term baseline to note deviations from, is a lie. Simply you don't want it to be conclusive so you declare that it isn't simply because it doesn't fit your narrative.

      As to the crime rate, it's lower in states with higher gun ownership. Guns are not increasing the crime rate. England and Australia both have much higher crime rates than when they imposed their bans.

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    64. Re:Yep - impersonation by cfalcon · · Score: 1

      > How in the world can you object to that statement or think its propaganda?

      Logical Fallacy: Strawman. The statement " tools that only exist to injure and kill may cause deaths" is not what is being disputed.

      The propaganda is when they cherry pick bullshit to try to support the conclusion that guns should be banned in some fashion. When you ignore studies that show otherwise and otherwise do what you can to control the flow of information to manufacture a nonexistent consensus.

      > Americans are hilarious on this issue!

      Wait, you're not even FROM here? Why the fuck do you give such a fuck then? Go try to ban guns in Venezuala. Oh, wait, they DID ban guns, and gun violence increased. Ok, why not go complain to any of the countries with way higher gun deaths per capita than the USA? If you're not from here, what's the obsession? Go try to get laws changed somewhere where gun deaths are a serious problem.

      Always fucking strange how you guys just can't stand that the USA has a second amendment. Spooky.

      > Sometimes an outside party has to get involved when people are being irrational.

      Them's fightin words. And you know it. Now you not only question our fundamental right of self defense, but also self determination? I'm just glad you don't get a fucking vote in the USA.

      > A hospital is for healing the sick.

      That's the point. If your statistical analysis is so blind that it would encourage you to ban hospitals, it obviously isn't very good at the statistics. Guns are to defend lives and guarantee self defense. Obviously, they can be misused.

      > Compare the US murder rate to any other 1st world country.

      Or you could use any of several other metrics.

      > You cant say its not a problem that the government shouldn't be trying to address

      The murder rate? Yes, that's a problem that the government should be trying to address. Doing so by attacking fundamental rights? No, that is not what they should be doing.

      And it is sure as FUCK not something that the CDC should be doing. They weren't trying to prevent disease, they were playing political games. Play political games, win political prizes.

  20. Re:Great work from the Yes Men by Tailhook · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's a simple case of trademark violation. `Yes Men' used NRA and S&W trademarks illegally and the trademark holders did what they're expected and required to do to protect their trademarks. Libtards are self inflicting the necessary cognitive dissonance to make this somehow the NRA's fault, just as they've been trained to do.

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  21. Nicely done video by mykepredko · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I suspect the "dumb laws" comment, which was out of character for a video of this type (although I'm sure in line with the NRA's thinking), was put in so that people would know it's a parody. This video demonstrates the extreme positions and statements that go beyond the ridiculous that illustrates the NRA's fear mentality (their fear that their sales will dry up while selling fear to the people).

    I'm sure the NRA longs for the '80s, when a president (Reagan) could be shot and there was so much fear of them that nobody said "boo" about how John Hinkley (somebody under psychiatric care and was on anti-depressants and tranquilizers) was able to get weapons with the express purpose of killing the president to make Jodie Foster notice him.

    Now, people are starting to question the position of the NRA that *anybody* regardless of who they are should be able to procure guns and the NRA and their supporters (which Mr. Trump is a good example of someone who hurts their cause in the attempt to show that he is on their side) which leads them to make more and more extreme statements and videos like this one (which is interesting to watch) see less extreme and not much of a parody of the NRAs own videos and published statements.

    1. Re:Nicely done video by habig · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Now, people are starting to question the position of the NRA that *anybody* regardless of who they are should be able to procure guns

      Not their actual position, although waving blanket, false statements like that around is what passes for political discourse these days. Actual fact: the current background check system was actually strongly supported by the gun lobby: people who are convicted felons or legally declared mentally incompetent don't have second amendment rights. Or many other constitutional rights, say for example, voting. The current argument (causing the House to behave like the dysfunctional third world legislative clique it apparently actually is) is over the "sounds good!" legislation of "people on the terror watch list shouldn't be allowed to buy firearms". Hmm. So, a law in which denies something listed on the bill of rights to people on a secret government list, who can get on that list simply by someone voicing suspicion, with no procedure for getting off the list (or even knowing if/why they're on it)? Pick anything else that's a legal right (voting? free speech? Self-incrimination? Illegal search and seizure?) and swap that in for "gun ownership" in this scenario and watch everyone across the political spectrum freak out. We tried something like this in the 50's with McCarthy when the enemies were Commies instead of Radicals, and are universally ashamed of that fact in hindsight. Of course the NRA should be objecting to this. I'm shocked that the ACLU, for example, isn't too.

    2. Re:Nicely done video by MAXOMENOS · · Score: 3, Informative

      "I'm shocked that the ACLU, for example, isn't too."

      The ACLU is against using the watch lists for background checks. See https://www.aclu.org/blog/wash... for example.

    3. Re:Nicely done video by mykepredko · · Score: 1

      "Flamebait"? I'm surprised at the number of posters that are "enthusiastic" about gun ownership rights and their responses to the various posts. Maybe somebody who considers my root post flamebait can explain why.

    4. Re:Nicely done video by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Pedantry: voting is not a Constitutional right in the sense that bearing arms is. The Constitution says nothing about a right to vote, except in a reference to eligibility established by individual states.

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    5. Re:Nicely done video by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      "Flamebait"? I'm surprised at the number of posters that are "enthusiastic" about gun ownership rights and their responses to the various posts. Maybe somebody who considers my root post flamebait can explain why.

      It's the concept of screaming down your opposition. If a person dares to post anything remotely non NRA supporting, they'll swarm on them like crocodiles on a wildebeest. It's irresistable to them.

      To a certain segment of the population, disagreement equals trolling or flame bait. Oddly enough, there are folks on the left that do the exact same thing. You think these two groups would find common ground in that. Watch what happens to this post in 3...2...1.

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    6. Re:Nicely done video by mykepredko · · Score: 1

      Thanx for your comments.

      Slashdot is an interesting community. People are generally at a much higher than the average poster/board but you still get a lot of anger when somebody challenges other people's world views.

    7. Re:Nicely done video by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Thanx for your comments.

      Slashdot is an interesting community. People are generally at a much higher than the average poster/board but you still get a lot of anger when somebody challenges other people's world views.

      And keeping in mind, that I am an enthusiastic gun owner and user, I fell that I have an insight into the psyches of many of the overly enthusiastic.

      I'm just not at core a frightened person.

      And miraculously, my post above is still sitting at 2.

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  22. Re:Great work from the Yes Men by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nobody could, it was flat out impersonation. If they didn't respond that's dilution of trademark.

    It was also horribly racist work by the Yes Men. Not parody making fun of racists but actual racism.

  23. Re:Great work from the Yes Men by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    More like the amateurish "Yes Men" pulled a dumb JV league stunt with this parody by adding legal wording that could easily get it taken down. Back to the AV club with them.

  24. That's actually a good idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At least from my econ 101 understanding: if we agree with More Guns, Less Crime, then public security from gun ownership is a positive externality and ought to be subsidized. A nonprofit isn't enough - taxpayer money should go into this! Before some guy says "lololol that's cops"; the point is that anyone can and should be able to defend themselves - a criminal wouldn't know if the person they were about to threaten was armed.

    Not too sure many people will agree with gun socialism, though... The Venn diagram looks like boobs.

  25. Re:PARODY videos are protected by current copyrigh by mykepredko · · Score: 1

    When I saw the "Paid for in part by the NRA", I wondered if somehow NRA funds were used in the video.

    With how extreme the NRA and the people involved with it are, I wonder if somebody got a grant from the NRA for the video by somebody who wasn't bright enough to recognize that it was a parody. As I noted elsewhere in this thread, positions taken by the NRA are really not out of line with the one in this video - find the right manager within the NRA, with the right line of bullshit to go with this and I'm sure this idiot would say "Fuck yeah, minorities in urban cores need to defend themselves more than anybody else in the country."

    If that's the case, then I'm sure that's why the NRA jumped on this with both feet (in lead boots) and squashed it as quickly and as thoroughly as possible. The DCMA reasoning is probably to avoid the embarrassment of having to disclose that they actually paid for the video.

  26. Re:PARODY videos are protected by current copyrigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Clear sign of being on the winning side, your best argument is that your opponents are idiots.

  27. It's actually a good idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why SHOULDN'T the poor be able to exercise their right of self defense against unlawful force? Or, are rights only for those who can afford to defend them?

    1. Re:It's actually a good idea by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Of course they can, with a pointed stick if that's all they can afford.

      We don't issue them printing presses either.

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    2. Re:It's actually a good idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure which positive externality you're referring to with printing presses, and it's unlikely that the benefits outweigh the cost of giving them away. Assuming you're saying free speech in general benefits society, then it seems to me like a great justification for public internet access at one's local library, and publicly-funded internet infrastructure that we're using right now.

    3. Re:It's actually a good idea by bobbied · · Score: 1

      Hey, just let food stamp EBT cards be used for arms and ammo purchases and not just soda and frozen pizza and we are golden eh? While we are at it, might as well let them buy beer, wine and candy...

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    4. Re:It's actually a good idea by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Who do you think is using publicly funded infrastructure? I pay for my connection and pay my share of all the privately funded infrastructure.

      Having a right is not the same as having someone pay for it.

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    5. Re:It's actually a good idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, I don't think anyone is disputing that there's a difference between positive rights and negative rights.

    6. Re:It's actually a good idea by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Hang around for a minute. Someone will be along to call you a fascist for suggesting that people don't have a right to a pony (and healthcare, food, unlimited education w no consequence for previous failure, housing in the location of their choice and never, ever being offended).

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    7. Re:It's actually a good idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they do and can buy beer with ebt ..during back to school most ebt cards let you take out cash 100$ or so for school supplys ...or if person isnt working and they have kids they can take out cash at a atm with the ebt cards ..with cash newports or beer etc is easy

  28. Possibly Brilliant by pr0t0 · · Score: 1

    As parodies go, it's pretty clever. I'm wondering if Yes Men were clever enough to intentionally cause the NRA to issue a takedown and put the video in the public spotlight. Had this been a normal, "Saturday Night Live" type of parody, it's unlikely I would have seen it or that it would make any news at all.

    But here we are. I've seen the video, and the satire illustrates some potential holes in the rhetoric of the NRA and pro-gun side of that particular issue.

    Golf clap.

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  29. Re:Great work from the Yes Men by tomhath · · Score: 1

    Libtards are self inflicting

    Pretty sure there were no Libertarians involved in this

    I can't tell if that was an overly subtle attempt a parody, but don't confuse Liberals (a.k.a. Democrats or Libtards) with Libertarians. Completely different philosophies.

  30. Re:Great work from the Yes Men by decep · · Score: 1

    Maybe libel or slander. If it is too authentic looking, the production could be viewed as intentionally trying to harm a brand.

    l am not sure if it would be considered libel or slander. Videos are usually have "spoken" words but a video maybe considered as sort of a "written" record by the law.

  31. Re:Great work from the Yes Men by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not parody making fun of racists but actual racism.

    Yeah, after all, the NRA and Ronald Reagan were all for the Black Panthers carrying around [scary-looking-guns] to defend their neighborhoods. /s

  32. NRA Takedown by manifestdestinynow · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The reality behind this socialist produced "mocumentary" tells a much different story! In Detroit the Police Chief with massive government cutbacks advised local citizens to arm themselves! http://hotair.com/archives/201... It really bothers these Yes Men that the result of citizens arming themselves has been steep declines in Detroit crime! From the article: >>Detroit has experienced 37 percent fewer robberies in 2014 than during the same period last year, 22 percent fewer break-ins of businesses and homes, and 30 percent fewer carjackings. Craig attributed the drop to better police work and criminals being reluctant to prey on citizens who may be carrying guns. “Criminals are getting the message that good Detroiters are armed and will use that weapon,” said Craig, who has repeatedly said he believes armed citizens deter crime. “I don’t want to take away from the good work our investigators are doing, but I think part of the drop in crime, and robberies in particular, is because criminals are thinking twice that citizens could be armed. “I can’t say what specific percentage is caused by this, but there’s no question in my mind it has had an effect,” Craig said. Compare Detroit's scenario to Chicago's: Chicago has the strictest gun laws in the U.S. and the highest gun homicide rate! Murder citie's crime rates are off the charts, because citizens can't defend themselves, while the criminals have all the guns. These "Yes Men" are so far from reality, it makes their little joke video much funnier, as they have no idea what they are lampooning!

    1. Re:NRA Takedown by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Compare Detroit's scenario to Chicago's: Chicago has the strictest gun laws in the U.S. and the highest gun homicide rate!

      Chicago has a much lower homicide and gun homicide rate than Detroit. In fact, Chicago doesn't even rank in the top 10 US cities by gun homicide rate OR by homicide rate. By homicide alone, Chicago doesn't even rank in the top THIRTY US cities. (note: a relatively uniform 68% of all homicides are committed with guns).

      http://www.neighborhoodscout.c...

      http://chicago.cbslocal.com/20...

      https://www.fbi.gov/about-us/c...

      In Detroit the Police Chief with massive government cutbacks advised local citizens to arm themselves!

      And Detroit still ranks 25 spots AHEAD of Chicago in the number of homicides. Detroit still leads the country as the big city with the most homicides (and the most gun homicides).

      The notion that more guns = less crime has been proven to be a myth, over and over and over. This is why the NRA really doesn't want the CDC to be able to collect data and do research on gun violence. In fact, they've successfully pushed legislation through a Republican congress that forbids them from doing so.

      http://www.livescience.com/514...

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    2. Re:NRA Takedown by Ryanrule · · Score: 0

      lol fuck you you stupid piece of shit. the females in your family suck good cock, fyi.

    3. Re:NRA Takedown by RatherBeAnonymous · · Score: 1

      This is why the NRA really doesn't want the CDC to be able to collect data and do research on gun violence. In fact, they've successfully pushed legislation through a Republican congress that

      Why should the Center for Disease control study crime? Wouldn't you rather they spent their money on researching disease? Crime research falls more into the FBI's wheelhouse.

      The NRA specifically doesn't want the CDC researching gun violence because the expressed goal of the CDC, in regards to gun violence research, is to justify gun control. No matter where you fall on the 2nd amendment, research by an obviously and unrepentantly biased agency can not be trusted. In comparison, the CDC has done a lot of good work researching automobile accidents and making specific recommendations to make cars safer. But, they haven't repeatedly stated over the past three decades that their research goal is to find reasons to restrict car ownership.

    4. Re:NRA Takedown by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The reality behind this socialist produced "mocumentary" tells a much different story! In Detroit the Police Chief with massive government cutbacks advised local citizens to arm themselves! http://hotair.com/archives/201...

      It really bothers these Yes Men that the result of citizens arming themselves has been steep declines in Detroit crime! From the article:

              >>Detroit has experienced 37 percent fewer robberies in 2014 than during the same period last year, 22 percent fewer break-ins of businesses and homes, and 30 percent fewer carjackings. Craig attributed the drop to better police work and criminals being reluctant to prey on citizens who may be carrying guns.

              “Criminals are getting the message that good Detroiters are armed and will use that weapon,” said Craig, who has repeatedly said he believes armed citizens deter crime. “I don’t want to take away from the good work our investigators are doing, but I think part of the drop in crime, and robberies in particular, is because criminals are thinking twice that citizens could be armed.

              “I can’t say what specific percentage is caused by this, but there’s no question in my mind it has had an effect,” Craig said. Compare Detroit's scenario to Chicago's: Chicago has the strictest gun laws in the U.S. and the highest gun homicide rate! Murder citie's crime rates are off the charts, because citizens can't defend themselves, while the criminals have all the guns.

      These "Yes Men" are so far from reality, it makes their little joke video much funnier, as they have no idea what they are lampooning!

      If the police work is good enough and they take down gangs that systematically break and enter into homes and businesses then just breaking one or two of the gangs would be enough to account for the drop in break and enters. Same goes with carjackings, criminals are not car jacking to joy ride, they are car jacking to resell the vehicles on the black market. Shutdown the chop shops and the criminals cannot pass off the vehicles so they stop car jacking. Robberies could even be attributed to the same thing. Without actual numbers, Craig's attribution to armed citizens could just be a result of his bias towards wanting everyone to be armed to prevent crimes...

    5. Re:NRA Takedown by athenaprime · · Score: 1

      This is why the NRA really doesn't want the CDC to be able to collect data and do research on gun violence. In fact, they've successfully pushed legislation through a Republican congress that

      Why should the Center for Disease control study crime? Wouldn't you rather they spent their money on researching disease?

      You mean like the "mental health issues" that every white perpetrator of a mass shooting is explained away with? The CDC has every right to study the effect that plentiful and free movement of firearms in America have on our culture's overall health the same way they study the effect of other types of lead poisoning.

  33. Re:Great work from the Yes Men by Calydor · · Score: 2

    So there's the problem.

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  34. 'Gun control' is hitting your target by kheldan · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Among the other outright stupidities that humans in general, especially here in the U.S., where I was born, raised, and have spent my entire life: Thinking that putting more barriers up to discourage and outright prevent the acquisition of firearms by law-abiding citizens is going to in any way shape or form reduce the occurance of mass-shootings like we've been seeing; it won't. What it'll do is roughly equivalent to a car alarm, or a deadbolt lock on the front door of your house: It'll deter the most casual criminals, but the professionals and those truly dedicated to their course of action will find a way to get the tools they want to perform whatever mayhem they have in mind. If it's not guns, they'll obtain or make IEDs of some kind and blow people up (Boston Marathon bombers) or just get knives or even swords or other hand-to-hand weapons to attack people with, or for all we know something more exotic.

    Now, to all you SJWs and hysterical types who are now so triggered that you need to go take a Xanax so you can be calm enough to write your insults and death-threats against me: Don't even bother. I don't give a fuck what you think, because I think you and your gun-control rhetoric are utterly and completely wrong, and a snowball's chance in hell is still greater than you've got to try to even begin to change my mind. Oh, and by the way: I don't even own a single gun myself; but I support the Constitutional right every U.S. citizen has with regard to firearms, and if you don't then I think you're a bad citizen and should consider renouncing your citizenship and finding somewhere else to live.

    Oh, and also: I'm not voting for either Trump or Clinton, because I don't trust either one of them or think either one of them is in any way shape or form suited to being POTUS, so don't bother hanging that 'Republican' bullshit on me, either; save your bandwidth for someone who gives a fuck what you think.

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    1. Re:'Gun control' is hitting your target by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mass shootings lead to more people buying assault rifles. That's a fact, ask any gun shop owner (my neighbor owns a little one between Tampa and Palm Harbor). Every single time a nutter attacks a group of people, his heavy duty weapons are bought within hours. Why? Because people believe they will be banned and want to get in before sanity comes to town. Now scale this up for the entire country. Someone is making a fucking shed load of money on the back of children being murdered by a mental with a gun (or five).

      There's a huge difference between basic firearms and assault weapons. No one will invade the US, and there will be no fucking zombie apocalypse. So why are they on sale? A. Money. The death of your children is nothing compared to the bonuses the NRA and chums make.

    2. Re: 'Gun control' is hitting your target by ArylAkamov · · Score: 4, Informative

      First off, you cannot buy new "assault rifles" with out a whole shitton of paperwork and around $10k. They are an extremely regulated NFA item.

      Second, there is not a "big difference" between "assault weapons" and "normal guns", the only difference between them is purely cosmetic and some safety features.

      One looks scarier, so they were given a different name and now people want to ban them.

    3. Re:'Gun control' is hitting your target by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a huge difference between basic firearms and assault weapons.

      Actually, there isn't. The main differences are in the stock and the magazine, both of which can be modified via aftermarket accessories.

    4. Re:'Gun control' is hitting your target by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think your making a good argument for gun control: "What it'll do is roughly equivalent to a car alarm, or a deadbolt lock on the front door of your house: It'll deter the most casual criminals..." and that is a very good thing. No measure will lead to perfect security, but an improvement over the situation were the US is the only first world country with large number of firearm deaths is possible.

      http://www.theonion.com/article/no-way-to-prevent-this-says-only-nation-where-this-36131

    5. Re:'Gun control' is hitting your target by BlueStrat · · Score: 4, Informative

      Here's a video clip you'll enjoy if you haven't already seen it.

      https://youtu.be/Cw6jDrshgEw

      Interesting to note that in the US, 'gun crime' overall has dropped steadily over the last 2 decades, even as gun sales have increased...except in those areas with extremely restrictive gun laws that prevent most law abiding citizens from owning & carrying guns.

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    6. Re: 'Gun control' is hitting your target by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are no new ones. Only a few existing ones. $10k? Try $25K+ for a full auto AR15. And there has never been a crime committed with one.

    7. Re:'Gun control' is hitting your target by MAXOMENOS · · Score: 1

      And the only feature that actually makes them any deadlier in the hands of a bad guy is the magazine. Reclassify rifle-caliber mags over 10 rounds and pistol-caliber mags over 20 rounds as Class III devices and you've basically done all the useful work that an AWB might do.

    8. Re:'Gun control' is hitting your target by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reclassify rifle-caliber mags over 10 rounds and pistol-caliber mags over 20 rounds as Class III devices and you've basically done all the useful work that an AWB might do.

      .. and Democrats in Congress could have gone in the morning after Sandy Hook and done just that. Democrat voters should be FURIOUS that they didn't. Instead they started bleating the gun-ban agenda and accomplished nothing other than starting the largest consumer gun rush in history.

      .

      Guns don't kill people, bayonet lugs and threaded barrels do!

    9. Re:'Gun control' is hitting your target by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

      There's a huge difference between basic firearms and assault weapons.

      By the most common used definitions of Assault weapon": assault weapon. not an assault weapon. The exact same gun, shooting the exact same caliber and the exact same number of rounds. One is just "scarier" than the other.

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    10. Re:'Gun control' is hitting your target by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thinking that putting more barriers up to discourage and outright prevent the acquisition of firearms by law-abiding citizens is going to in any way shape or form reduce the occurance of mass-shootings like we've been seeing; it won't.

      Then why do we have far more mass shootings than attacks with explosives, or biological weapons, or chemicals weapons. Is it possible that it's something to do with availability? It certainly seems premature to dismiss that possibility out of hand.

    11. Re:'Gun control' is hitting your target by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

      Then why do we have far more mass shootings than attacks with explosives, or biological weapons, or chemicals weapons. Is it possible that it's something to do with availability? It certainly seems premature to dismiss that possibility out of hand.

      Sure it's about availability. That's why the UK has more knife attacks than the US does. If guns go away (which is impossible, since there are over 300 million in the US and many aren't registered to an owner) the violence won't go with it, it will just take different forms. Look at Palestine: guns are severely restricted for Palestinians, so for a while there they were taking out their anger on Israelis by stabbing them with knives or screwdrivers or running them down with cars. Hte rate of violence has many factors, of which the type and availability of tools of that violence is only a very small part.

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    12. Re:'Gun control' is hitting your target by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Interesting to note that in the US, 'gun crime' overall has dropped steadily over the last 2 decades, even as gun sales have increased.

      That's because the percentage of US households that own guns has also dropped steadily over the past two decades. The increase in guns is because your average gun owner now has 8 guns.

      http://www.vpc.org/studies/own...

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    13. Re:'Gun control' is hitting your target by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, everything should have a car alarm, including fuzzy bunnies. There's no way that if there were fewer car alarms in total that we might pay attention to them again. But I agree, I don't use the lock on my door, either, because I see no point in deterring a casual criminal. Indeed, I'd really feel bad if a very serious criminal might have to expend more effort before entering my house.

      I also support the Constitutional right every U.S. citizen has with regard to firearms, namely, to join a well-regulated militia. Take your pro-gun myopia and your insult-laden crap and find your own other place to live. Might I suggest somewhere they also believe there's no room for disagreement in a democracy, Fuckwad?

    14. Re:'Gun control' is hitting your target by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SUBJECT LINE -- THIS. (being able to hit, actually.)

      I said that to a liberal hippy (HER words, not mine) in response to her spouting off something about limiting guns and she thought that was the funniest thing ever. She laughed and chuckled about it for maybe 5 minutes.

      The sad part is that she was serious -- and so was I.

      BTW: I *DO* own a registered gun. (And rifle, if you're counting.) I live alone and the nearest neighbor is a half-mile away. I'm on my own if something happens; the police is usually 10+ minutes away if I call them. That's long enough for many, many things to happen at 3 in the morning with absolutely no one around or on the road outside.

    15. Re:'Gun control' is hitting your target by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No...you are incorrect. The difference is whether they are fully automatic (as in pull trigger and it fires a burst of rounds or empties the magazine with that single pull) or Semi-automatic (as in pull the trigger for each round you wish to shoot). The former is highly restricted (requires a stamp tax for the application to purchase, with no guarantee of being able to, plus they had to be manufactured prior to a specific date, and due to the limited inventory that creates, expect to spend over $10k if you are allowed to do so). The latter is freely available and the only real differences between the former and latter, is that SOME of the latter LOOK LIKE the former, but have nowhere near the same capabilities.

      For example, I can buy a semi-automatic Thompson or Uzi and it looks like the full auto version but is missing key aspects. The price difference is also a key difference.

    16. Re:'Gun control' is hitting your target by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      What about pistols that shoot rifle rounds? Personally I find the existence of such things amusing much like the existence of this car.

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    17. Re:'Gun control' is hitting your target by BlueStrat · · Score: 0

      That's because the percentage of US households that own guns has also dropped steadily over the past two decades.

      That's according to numbers provided by a "GSS" (General Social Survey) conducted by the National Opinion Research Center (NORC) at the University of Chicago. Confirmation bias and political agenda bias are to be expected.

      Both the NRA and GOA (Gun Owners of America) have seen large upticks in new members, so I have strong doubts as to the accuracy of such studies published by anti-gun groups like the Violence Policy Center and particularly when the data used comes from a university (which are generally very liberal-leaning to begin with) in a city where the politics are strongly anti-gun.

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    18. Re:'Gun control' is hitting your target by PopeRatzo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That's according to numbers provided by a "GSS" (General Social Survey) conducted by the National Opinion Research Center (NORC) at the University of Chicago.

      If you knew one single true thing about NORC, you would feel stupid believing that they're working under a particular "confirmation bias" and "political agenda".

      Both the NRA and GOA (Gun Owners of America) have seen large upticks in new members

      There are 4.5 million members of the NRA. It's still just a tiny fraction of total gun owners. Total membership of extremist group "Gun Owners of America" is 1.5 million. If you add the membership of the two organizations, they still only represent maybe 10 percent of the total number of gun owners. I'm betting even someone as statistically challenged as yourself can see that it is possible for there to be both a reduction in the number of households with guns AND a "large uptick" in new NRA members. Hell, they could have a "large uptick" in new members every year for the next 30 and still only represent a fraction of gun owners. For every gun owner in the US, there are between six and seven non-gun owners. Only about 30 percent of US households have a gun in them, which is the lowest it has ever been. Get that? The lowest it has ever been. So all those guns y'all are buying aren't going to make a difference to liberty or safety, because you can only shoot at most 2 of those 8 guns that you own at the same time.

      particularly when the data used comes from a university (which are generally very liberal-leaning to begin with) in a city where the politics are strongly anti-gun.

      Do you really believe that the location of a university impacts the political agenda of the research done there? Ever heard of Rice University? University of Texas? University of North Carolina? How about Tulane?

      Come on man, don't get so desperate when the facts go against you. It's a bad look for a rough, tough patriot such as yourself to have to cower behind bogus right-wing talk radio tropes such as, "you can't believe that research because it was done in a liberal city!"

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    19. Re:'Gun control' is hitting your target by jrumney · · Score: 1

      What it'll do is roughly equivalent to a car alarm, or a deadbolt lock on the front door of your house:

      I'm pretty sure that incidents of theft from cars and houses have reduced since car alarms and deadbolts started being fitted as standard respectively. So your point is...?

      Sure, you aren't going to solve the problem completely, but at least you can eliminate a few unneccesary deaths that happen purely because guns are so uncontrolled and casually lying around available for children to play with, accidents or grabbing in a rage.

    20. Re: 'Gun control' is hitting your target by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      AIUI, you can't buy new assault rifles at all, just those that already existed in 1986 or so. I regard this as a violation of the Second Amendment, which obviously means that people should be able to get military weapons if it means anything.

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    21. Re:'Gun control' is hitting your target by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting to note that in the US, 'gun crime' overall has dropped steadily over the last 2 decades, even as gun sales have increased.

      That's because the percentage of US households that own guns has also dropped steadily over the past two decades. The increase in guns is because your average gun owner now has 8 guns.

      You are really bad at understanding the limitations of research. Please take a couple semesters of classes in research design.

      In this case, I'll help you out a bit:
      1. The results are reported by a known source of ongoing propaganda regarding the 2nd Amendment. Such organizations have a long history of cherry picking data to support their agenda (ignoring any and all issues that might invalidate the data, or the conclusions they draw from it). You might ask where these organizations get their funding (especially now that the Cold War is over).
      2. The GSS is a survey of only (roughly) 3000 adults a year, hardly representative of the current US population of over 318 million.
      3. Many people are unwilling to participate in such a survey, which further limits the applicability of the survey data. Information has always been a weapon, and mistrust of people collecting information is very high in many places and within many cultural groups (as it should be).
      4. Gun owners are especially likely to not want to participate, for a variety of reasons. For example, given how often in the past collection of ownership data has led to confiscation, admitting ownership would seem foolish to many, which generally means not participating in the study at all.
      5. There is no evidence that the GSS data actually reflects reality in general. If it does reflect reality on some issues (through accident or good luck in selection of respondents), that doesn't mean it reflects reality on any other issues.
      6. Even those people who do participate may not know whether there is a gun in their household.
      7. The people who conduct the GSS are in a position of conflict of interest with respect to the reliability of their results, and a whole host of variables associated with the survey (making the results extremely suspect).
      8. Other surveys have shown completely different results with respect to household firearm ownership. Many indicate that household firearm ownership has held steady or gone up.
      9. The GSS is partially funded by the Joyce Foundation - known for its anti-gun agenda.

      In short, we have no idea how many guns the average gun owner has, or how many households have guns.

      Don't let your preconceived notions about how the world 'should' be prevent you from accurately assessing how it actually is.

    22. Re:'Gun control' is hitting your target by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      1. The results are reported by a known source of ongoing propaganda regarding the 2nd Amendment. Such organizations have a long history of cherry picking data to support their agenda (ignoring any and all issues that might invalidate the data, or the conclusions they draw from it). You might ask where these organizations get their funding (especially now that the Cold War is over).

      Another guy who knows absolutely nothing about NORC.

      2. The GSS is a survey of only (roughly) 3000 adults a year, hardly representative of the current US population of over 318 million.

      Doesn't get how that whole statistics thing works. I mean, how can you do research unless you collect all the data, amirite?

      3. Many people are unwilling to participate in such a survey, which further limits the applicability of the survey data. Information has always been a weapon, and mistrust of people collecting information is very high in many places and within many cultural groups (as it should be).

      People love to talk about themselves. Gun enthusiasts especially are very fond of telling you about their guns.

      4. Gun owners are especially likely to not want to participate, for a variety of reasons. For example, given how often in the past collection of ownership data has led to confiscation, admitting ownership would seem foolish to many, which generally means not participating in the study at all.

      Please give us an example of when "collection of ownership data has led to confiscation"?

      5. There is no evidence that the GSS data actually reflects reality in general.

      See #2

      6. Even those people who do participate may not know whether there is a gun in their household.

      Unless you are a toddler (and toddlers are not included in the survey), you absolutely know whether there is a gun in your household or not, because your spouse likes to pose with it in the mirror in his underwear and black socks.

      7. The people who conduct the GSS are in a position of conflict of interest with respect to the reliability of their results, and a whole host of variables associated with the survey (making the results extremely suspect).

      This is just a repeat of #1. Asked and answered.

      8. Other surveys have shown completely different results with respect to household firearm ownership. Many indicate that household firearm ownership has held steady or gone up.

      And yet you couldn't be troubled to give us a citation of these "other surveys".

      9. The GSS is partially funded by the Joyce Foundation - known for its anti-gun agenda.

      I refer you back to #1, you numpty.

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    23. Re:'Gun control' is hitting your target by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't let your preconceived notions about how the world 'should' be prevent you from accurately assessing how it actually is.

      It's quite pointless, you only enrage & confuse hard-core progressives by confronting them with facts and logic. They operate in the purely emotional realm, it's first and foremost how something makes them feel in their decisons/analys and which often flies in the face of facts and logic. They either were never taught how to think logically and critically or are mentally unable due possibly to a genetic disorder that affects brain structure such that certain cognitive functions are impaired or missing altogether.

      It is fascinating, at times, the extent and depth of cognitive dissonance and reality-denial progressives display and seem to accept to protect their views without seeming to even hear how much they sound like "Baghdad Bob" at times.

    24. Re:'Gun control' is hitting your target by MAXOMENOS · · Score: 1

      I'm underwhelmed by such firearms --- they seem likely to waste gunpowder.

  35. Re:Great work from the Yes Men by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 3, Interesting

    To be clear, the NRA didn't take down 38,000 websites. Incompetent hosting company took down 38,000 websites.

    But like good liberals, you blame something else, instead of the actual culprit.

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  36. Don't use Digitalocean by pavon · · Score: 5, Informative

    I agree with the other posters that these videos are likely to cause confusion to the average viewer, and are probably in violation of trademark law. That said, the way to handle that is in the courts.

    DCMA takedown requests only apply to copyright infringement, not trademark law. It is a violation of the law to use the DCMA this way, both according to the USPTOs guidelines(See B.4), and existing case law.

    From the article, it is unknown whether their lawyers sent a DCMA request or a some other sort of cease and desist letter. But either way, Digitalocean had no legal obligation to take down the content, or any legal liability if they didn't take it down. The fact that they shutdown an entire service over a toothless complaint about one page on that service is unacceptable, and people should seriously reconsider doing business with them in the future.

    1. Re:Don't use Digitalocean by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps if Digitalocean supports the NRA, they might interpret their responsibilities differently. Taking down 38000 sites for the actions of one might make sense to them.

    2. Re:Don't use Digitalocean by Holi · · Score: 1

      I hope it makes sense to their wallet. I would expect at least some of the 37,999 other sites to take legal action.

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    3. Re:Don't use Digitalocean by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Digital Ocean doesn't care. You can send them any vaguely threatening letter and they will immediately pull whatever site you want.

    4. Re:Don't use Digitalocean by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with the other posters that these videos are likely to cause confusion to the average viewer, and are probably in violation of trademark law. That said, the way to handle that is in the courts.

      DCMA takedown requests only apply to copyright infringement, not trademark law. It is a violation of the law to use the DCMA this way, both according to the USPTOs guidelines(See B.4), and existing case law.

      From the article, it is unknown whether their lawyers sent a DCMA request or a some other sort of cease and desist letter. But either way, Digitalocean had no legal obligation to take down the content, or any legal liability if they didn't take it down. The fact that they shutdown an entire service over a toothless complaint about one page on that service is unacceptable, and people should seriously reconsider doing business with them in the future.

      What are you babbling about?

    5. Re:Don't use Digitalocean by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      DMCA takedown requests apply only to copyright infringement, but they're part of the "safe harbor" provisions. If a site hosts user-supplied content that may violate a copyright, and reacts appropriately to a takedown notice, the site has no liability.

      I know of no similar safe harbor provisions for trademark law, which means that a site that hosts user-supplied content that violates trademark law probably has no legal shield from it. Normally, trademark holders are content with a prompt response to a cease-and-desist letter, but if they don't get that it looks to me like the site is liable.

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  37. Re:PARODY videos are protected by current copyrigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, minorities in the urban core SHOULDN'T defend themselves? Why is racism so rampant on Slashdot these days?

  38. Re:Great work from the Yes Men by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Then use the proper name instead of ambiguous insults?

  39. Re:Great work from the Yes Men by BlueStrat · · Score: 1

    Yeah, after all, the NRA and Ronald Reagan were all for the Black Panthers carrying around [scary-looking-guns] to defend their neighborhoods. /s

    "Defending their neighborhoods"?

    You mean from those dangerous "cracker babies"?

    https://youtu.be/2Y3Cd9gnvlw

    https://youtu.be/-S2MIqgI-ic

    So much hate.

    So much cognitive dissonance on the Left.

    Strat

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  40. Re:Great work from the Yes Men by jedidiah · · Score: 1

    They really should lay off considering how unintentionally funny this "parody" is.

    This issue is more about poverty and crime than it is about a particular scary bit of technology. They have accidentally stumbled closer to the truth of the matter here than they usually ever manage.

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  41. Youtube "cares" about Fair Use? by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

    The article seems to be claiming that Youtube cares about Fair Use and false content claims like this one.

    Unless you are from a big media company, then its rubber stamp ban anything you like.

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  42. The Anti Gun People are Worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While it's not good that so many sites were taken down quite honestly the anti gun people are much worse. They turn tragedies into their own political soap box to further their cause. They regularly attack people online and are quite vicious about it.

    Regardless of what you believe when you bend the the rules and common decency to "push your cause" you are no better than the other side. Whatever happened to reasonable people sharing an opinion?

    1. Re:The Anti Gun People are Worse by Holi · · Score: 1

      You mean the NRA didn't jump all over the media after Sandy Hook? After Columbine? After every major shooting incident you will see the NRA having major press conferences. So who again is using the tragedy for their political gain?

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    2. Re: The Anti Gun People are Worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because you also see the liberals having press conferences...?

  43. Money Shots by sycodon · · Score: 3, Informative

    1. Armed citizens are less likely to be injured by an attacker:

    2. Defensive uses of guns are common:

    3. Mass shootings and accidental firearm deaths account for a small fraction of gun-related deaths, and both are declining:

    4. “Interventions” (i.e, gun control) such as background checks, so-called assault rifle bans and gun-free zones produce “mixed” results:

    5. Gun buyback/turn-in programs are “ineffective” in reducing crime:

    6. Stolen guns and retail/gun show purchases account for very little crime:

    7. The vast majority of gun-related deaths are not homicides, but suicides:

    Again, as ArylAkamov mentions, this was a CDC study.

    The Obama Admin disappeared it for all practical purposes. It wasn't on any morning news shows, the View, any of the late night Snark shows, none of the Sunday Morning shows, nothing.

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    1. Re:Money Shots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      meanwhile the rest of the civilized disproves every one of those claims

    2. Re:Money Shots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

      A casual survey of the first three points shows that:

      #1 - is not proved by the CDC study, though they note that youth ownership of guns may lead to antisocial and other negative behaviours (page 38).

      #2 - Common may be overstating it. The estimates are between 116k and 2.1 million (page 45). That's such a large variance that I'm not sure it's useful to mention as being 'common'.

      #3 - true, but we're still talking about over ten thousand deaths a year in gun-related violence (46k between 2007 and 2011, page 30). Does the percentage really make a difference in this discussion?

      I dunno. I think there may have been a bit of interpretation from the original source - Guns and Ammo Magazine.

    3. Re:Money Shots by HornWumpus · · Score: 2

      Wait a second,10k/year is large number, but 116k/year (low end of the range) isn't?

      Your problem is, you're not intellectually honest with yourself.

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    4. Re:Money Shots by Agent0013 · · Score: 1

      Well, the 10K is for people getting killed by a gun, so that is bad and we must stop it! And the 116K is for people defending themselves from other violent people by using a gun, and that is bad and we must stop it. Only the police should be allowed to stop violent criminals. And they can stop by after they finish their donuts. And when they do show up they can shoot you or the neighbor and that is ok, since they are not a violent criminal or a self-defensing home-owner. [/sarchasm]

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    5. Re:Money Shots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I was willing to engage in a discussion, but since you've already passed judgement on the conclusions I've drawn, why would I bother?

      I consider myself a moderate; I'm generally in favour of gun control, but I'm willing to have a discussion on the merits. What seems obvious to you is not obvious to me.

      So: convince me.

  44. Re:Great work from the Yes Men by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    People believe stuff in the tabloid is true. So yes, simply stating "paid for by the NRA" well it stopped being satire at that point. It's takes someone of intellect to realize that something like this is satire. The sad part is that intelligent people make up less than 50% of the population, probably less than 30% of the population. As you can see in Britain, the problem with a lack of intelligence is a global pandemic and not something restricted to the bible belt in America.

  45. Re:Great work from the Yes Men by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    There was nothing ambiguous about it. Liberal retards. Libtards. It's your comprehensive abilities that are in question here.

  46. I miss the days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When Slashdot was filled with nerds and tech geeks that would have been outraged at the idea of websites being pulled over speech. Now we are being trolled by Trump Nazi and every argument is about how their Savior will ban all brown people, kill off blacks and shut up whites who dare to speak up for them. Sad times.

    1. Re:I miss the days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Trump is King of the Lizard People, that is, those who, lacking functioning frontal lobes, run entirely on the brain stem (aka "lizard brain").

  47. Re: Great work from the Yes Men by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    It is distinguishable from the NRA, because the NRA promotes safety first. This video does not promote safe firearms ownership.

    The actual purpose of the NRA is teaching the citizens of the country how to safetly own and operate firearms in the ultimate defense of the country in direct support of the Constitution and the documented intent of the Constitutions authors. The political side of the NRA stems from this charter to support the Constitution, which is currently under attack by domestic enemies. The intent of the founding signatories of the Constitution is well documented in their own written word in parallel documents. These documents are not part of the Constitution to avoid overly complicating what should be a simple document. The NRA asserts these position papers as evidence that their mission is in support of the Constitutions intent.

    The attack comes from power brokers that would undermine the strength of the People to hold their government accountable. One need not look hard through modern discourse to see evidence of our government working counter to this accountability (domestic spying, lack of prosecution for unexcusable officer shootings, Clinton's email-gate (she's in office, Trump isn't yet), etc).

    The NRA isn't an enemy of the People, but it stands opposed to those who would see the People disarmed and made subservient to our government. History says opposition to being made a subject of any government in the long term is a good thing.

    Please wake up and see the long term play here. Honestly, a few crimes and accidents are worth it to avoid the entire USA becoming slaves. The Negro's didn't like slavery, and it took a very bloody armed protest to break that system (Civil War). Why not learn from that unfortunate time in our history where the weak were exploited by the rich and powerful under the color of law (enforced by our government) for their own comfort?

  48. Saturday Night Live VS. the internet by tekrat · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So, lemme get this straight.... If "Saturday Night Live" created the exact same video and broadcast it, we'd all laugh, and then go back to ignoring it.

    But if some clowns post this video to the internet, it's a takedown via the DMCA -- and 38,000 sites also suffer due to someone's fat finger mistake.

    So once again, citizens have no rights, but corporations do. Meanwhile, the GUN NUTS are screaming about their second amendment rights, but guess what, that's apparently the ONLY right you have, because that was the only one you cared about.

    The politicians and corporations have you so FOCUSED on your gun rights, they have secretly deprived you of all other rights, and guess what? YOU FELL FOR IT.

    I hope you've got your gun, because you're going to need it real soon.... This country has been usurped by the wealthy and greedy and your gun, which was supposed to protect you from tyrants, well, that pop gun won't do squat against drones and tanks and RPGs. Good luck with that.

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    1. Re:Saturday Night Live VS. the internet by Holi · · Score: 1

      "which was supposed to protect you from tyrants"

      See now that is an interpretation unsupported by the actual amendment. The 2nd was about national defense period. There is absolutely no language in it regarding overthrowing the government. Now there are many "quotes" of founding fathers regarding that idea, but when you actually look into them they rarely pan out.

      Like this gem: "A free people ought not only be armed and disciplined, but they should have sufficient arms and ammunition to maintain a status of independence from any who might attempt to abuse them, which would include their own government." - G Washington (except he never said it.)

      What he actually said was: "A free people ought not only to be armed but disciplined; to which end a Uniform and well digested plan is requisite: And their safety and interest require that they should promote such manufactories, as tend to render them independent on others, for essential, particularly for military supplies.

      The proper establishment of the Troops which may be deemed indispensible, will be entitled to mature consideration. In the arrangements which may be made respecting it, it will be of importance to conciliate the comfortable support of the Officers and Soldiers with a due regard to economy." - G Washington, annual address to the Senate and House of Representatives on 8 January 1790.

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    2. Re:Saturday Night Live VS. the internet by Orgasmatron · · Score: 1

      An armed population can restore their other rights, if they decide to do so. A disarmed population has no rights.

      What kind of moron thinks that anyone is planning to attack tanks and drones with hunting rifles and handguns? I promise you that the people who think and write about this sort of thing are no more planning to charge an armor formation with an AR-15 than they would with a club or sword.

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    3. Re:Saturday Night Live VS. the internet by svendsen · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The argument is “Do you believe people with AR-15s” can defend against the US military? The answer is yes, no, and it depends. Let’s look at some numbers and assumptions (not perfect I know )

      There are about 3M active personal across all branches of the military.
      Not all 3M are combat roles. Tooth to tail ratios will come into play.
      There are probably around 160M people fighting age (Ages 18 – 65).
      There about 12M veterans
      The continental US is much larger than Iraq and Afghanistan. This makes logistical support much harder
      Defending is a lot harder than attacking.
      The unknown of outside powers

      Based on the above I believe that the citizens would win. 3M is not a lot of troops to hold a country as large as the US. And holding cities and key infrastructure takes a massive amount of troops, will, and logistical support. Iraq and Afghanistan have clearly shown that a technological inferior enemy can still “win” (think of overall money/lives lost/state of the countries now/etc) and the populations and size of the countries are much smaller.

      Then you have tooth to tail rations to think about. If you don’t know what this is it means for a Combat Role (X) there needs to be (Y) amount of support staff for that combat role to be used/be effective. The current ratio for infantry is 1:7. Meaning you need 7 support people for that 1 infantry person to be effective. For fighter plans the ratios are much higher (I have seen figures 1:50. Maintenance, arms, flight planning, etc,).

      So let’s say a f-15 pilot (or drone pilot) is ordered to bomb fellow citizens. If the pilot says yes and the support says yes the mission can happen. If the pilot says no and the support says yes the mission can’t happen (who is going to fly the plane the guy who refuels the aircraft?). If the pilot yes and the support says no the mission can’t happen (i.e. that one pilot is not getting the plane all ready to go). If the pilot says yes and not all 50 say yes then the mission can happen but at reduced efficiency.

      Also if the military is used on the civilians the question becomes what percentage of the military will obey the order? 100% would not support the order, nor would 100% jump to the other side. So somewhere in between which means the military would be operating at a reduced efficiency. Plus defending something is a lot harder than attacking it. The defenders have to be alert 100% of the time while those attacking only have to be alert when they attack. If the US military is trying to defend a lot of critical infrastructure at once (electric, water, cities, food, ammunition, fuel, etc). The amount of combat troops they will have to launch attacks will be greatly reduced.

      Sure you could maybe do conscription but history/data has shown that conscripted troops are less effective and could cause larger parts of the population to turn against you.

      Also high tech weaponry (like drones, tanks, HIMARs, etc.) require huge logistical support. Disrupting that support (given size of country, number of civilians, etc) would probably not be as difficult as people think it is. Then you have to think about ROE. A lot would also depend of the ROE used and how evil the government is. Don’t care about your cities/population then artillery/bombing runs/etc. can start to mess up cities at the cost of the people hating you more. Decide the ROE is to spare cities and people then your artillery/bombers/etc are pretty useless.

      I think the key comes down to which sides the citizens decide to support. The veterans will be able to provide military experience and tactics for those who oppose the military. The military itself will fracture. And who knows what the outside powers will do? Of course they will get involved but in what fashion (selling arms, sending over troops, taking land, etc).

    4. Re:Saturday Night Live VS. the internet by svendsen · · Score: 1

      Crap I didnt reply to the parent poster...ugh

    5. Re:Saturday Night Live VS. the internet by Obfuscant · · Score: 2

      So, lemme get this straight.... If "Saturday Night Live" created the exact same video and broadcast it, we'd all laugh, and then go back to ignoring it.

      Excepting the part about it being paid for by the NRA, yes, you're probably right. Why? Because the video would appear on SNL, it would have SNL actors, and have NBC/SNL copyright notices on it. The origin would be clear.

      it's a takedown via the DMCA -- and 38,000 sites also suffer due to someone's fat finger mistake.

      1. It wasn't DMCA, it was trademark. 2. It wasn't a 'fat finger', it was a quick and probably improper decision by an upstream network provider. But a deliberate decision nonetheless.

      So once again, citizens have no rights,

      You still have the right to hyperbole. You still don't have the right to claim that a video you produce is paid for by someone else when your goal is to defame them.

      I hope you've got your gun, because you're going to need it real soon....

      Good. I welcome the day that hyperbole becomes a shoot-on-sight offense.

    6. Re:Saturday Night Live VS. the internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >I hope you've got your gun, because you're going to need it real soon

      Just don't flinch. Have a nice day!

    7. Re:Saturday Night Live VS. the internet by PopeRatzo · · Score: 0

      Based on the above I believe that the citizens would win. 3M is not a lot of troops to hold a country as large as the US. And holding cities and key infrastructure takes a massive amount of troops, will, and logistical support. Iraq and Afghanistan have clearly shown that a technological inferior enemy can still “win” (think of overall money/lives lost/state of the countries now/etc) and the populations and size of the countries are much smaller.

      Why do "Second Amendment activists" love their thought experiments that involve killing members of the United States armed forces and members of law enforcement?

      Just remember, that whey they talk about "2nd Amendment solutions" that's exactly what they're talking about - killing members of the military and police.

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    8. Re:Saturday Night Live VS. the internet by svendsen · · Score: 1

      Because, IMHO, ultimately that is one of the scenarios that the 2nd amendment covers. I am in the military and this type of scenario planning is done all the time. So yes I understand that this scenario involves citizens (military and not) killing each other.

      At a very high level the debate of the 2A boils down to a person’s view on the purpose of the amendment:

      Do the citizens of a country have an inalienable right to: a) over throw a government which becomes evil (which does mean civil war), and/or b) to defend themselves in instances where no government exists or where the rule of law cannot currently be enforced (i.e. New Orleans after Katrina when no LEO/Military were present and some of the LEO present where the ones doing the robbing/killing) and/or, c) if the country is invaded/occupied/conquered fight back, and/or d) the country collapses on itself because of financial ruin, and/or e) some combo of above?

      If a person’s answer to the above is yes then one can easily defend/understand their position that citizens will need access to weapons. The cons of this is that some people will have access to weapons who shouldn’t and who will do evil things with them.

      If a person’s answer is no then one can easily defend/understand their position that citizens should not have access to weapons. The con here is that is the citizens must believe that none of the defined scenarios above WILL EVER happen or if it does then the government will protect them (even from itself or even if the government no longer exists).

      The discussions I have had with very anti 2A people is that they have a fundamental belief that in TODAYs world citizens don’t need guns but don't think about about TOMORROWs world. All things change and all things die. How the country/government looks today will not look the same in 1, 10, 100, 200, etc. years. Do you (generic you) believe that none of the scenarios I mentioned at the top will ever happen? Based on the history from the start of civilization one of things WILL happen. I would prefer when it does that the citizens have the means to at least try to defend themsevles

    9. Re:Saturday Night Live VS. the internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is why real revolutions backed by the will to kill in order to achieve the goal (not petty little activist marches with molotov coctails) always win.

    10. Re:Saturday Night Live VS. the internet by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      If the Founding Fathers had intended citizens to be able to overthrow the government, maybe they wouldn't have made it a treasonous offense right in the Constitution.

      Let's not bullshit. The Second Amendment was about keeping the Slave Patrols viable so the Southern states would ratify the Constitution. Until 2008, there wasn't even an individual right to own a firearm.

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    11. Re:Saturday Night Live VS. the internet by svendsen · · Score: 1

      Maybe but at this point in time I don't know if it really matters anymore. Either we will do a constitutional convention and address the issues in some manner or ultimately I think we will see a civil war of some sorts in our lifetime.

      Course the odds of a convention I think are near zero.

    12. Re:Saturday Night Live VS. the internet by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Maybe but at this point in time I don't know if it really matters anymore. Either we will do a constitutional convention and address the issues in some manner or ultimately I think we will see a civil war of some sorts in our lifetime.

      I don't think so. Look at the Donald Trump rallies. Those are not people who are in any way prepared for the actuality of civil war.

      We may see a further rise in militias and ethno-nationalism, but law enforcement can mop them up pretty easily (see "Bundy Ranch" and its offshoots). NRA activists who are actually prepared to use their weapons against other citizens are a tiny minority. Like this lady from a few days ago:

      http://www.thedailybeast.com/a...

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    13. Re:Saturday Night Live VS. the internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fact that the video would be shown on a comedy program is a good enough signal that it isn't real. The fact that comedic actors and actresses you already know are in the video would also be a good enough signal that it isn't real. The SNL logo in the corner would be enough to know it isn't real. This video has none of those things. That video would also never fly on a normal network because no major network would willingly open themselves up for major lawsuits and damage their credibility just for "entertainment".

    14. Re:Saturday Night Live VS. the internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People armed with rifles and improvised munitions don't win a war by direct engagement with superior enemy military forces. They win by using hit & run tactics, going after soft targets, fighting small scale battles against isolated enemy units and then blending back into the civilian population. They don't wear uniforms and don't fly flags. It's called "guerrilla warfare".
      Is the government going to deploy armored formations and provide air support to protect every single federal facility and piece of critical infrastructure in the USA? How are they going to guard the homes and apartment buildings of all those government employees?
      Tanks need fuel. People operating the tanks need food and living quarters and probably like having electricity and running water too.
      Why go after the tank when you can go after the fuel truck, power grid, housing complex and water supply instead?

    15. Re:Saturday Night Live VS. the internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You also have to consider how many soldiers will not turn on their own citizenry. None of my family would, and I'd like to think most think that way. But more important is the leadership and how many would refuse to obey commands to order harm to citizens.

    16. Re:Saturday Night Live VS. the internet by svendsen · · Score: 1

      I doubt 99% of the citizens are prepared for war. Hell most only have enough food to last a few days. Then it gets even worse.

      But serious question for you. If your position is (and I might not be 100% correct so I am not trying to be a troll or anything) people shouldn't have guns (or very very limited on everything gun related) and based on your statement above "If the Founding Fathers had intended citizens to be able to overthrow the government, maybe they wouldn't have made it a treasonous offense right in the Constitution" what recourse in your view does the citizenry have if the government no longer represents the will of the people / becomes something bad like history has shown happens?

      If the government is to the point they don't give a rats ass about the citizens then voting won't do anything. So what solutions exist if the citizens aren't armed?

    17. Re:Saturday Night Live VS. the internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you think that a issue is going to come up that will be significant enough for gun owners to revolt against the government but not cause a massive division in the (largely conservative minded) military? You think it is going to be a bunch of rednecks out their making their last bloody stand being mowed down by the world's strongest military? I don't think you understand either conservatives or the legality of military orders or probably both.

    18. Re:Saturday Night Live VS. the internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's some mighty fine propaganda you're peddling, there. What you're saying, essentially, is that even if the government were usurped by rogue groups who were hellbent on destroying the nation, one should just blindly follow orders and comply, because "law enforcement".

      Non-compliance with a force of evil is paramount to a free and prosperous nation state. Nobody in their right mind wants or relishes "thought experiments" that involve killing anyone, civilian or military. But when the world gets crazy, men have to make decisions that they don't want to have to make. Mind you, I'm not saying that the time has "come" for any of this, but would you honestly tell me that you would choose to comply with a tyrannical force just because they're the "law"? And if you ever had the unfortunate choice to make, and had to choose non-compliance with a military force, would you rather do so unarmed?

      If you answered "yes" to the first question, it makes you a spineless jellyfish that isn't worthy of calling himself a man. If you answered "no" to the first question, and "yes" to the second, it just makes you unintelligent.

      I don't even own a gun, and I'm not rushing out to get one (I don't think things are bad enough that I need one), but you leftists get it so wrong so often that it hurts. Stop believing every lie told by the mainstream media about the "evil rightwingers", it's propaganda and it's poisonous to you.

    19. Re:Saturday Night Live VS. the internet by clonehappy · · Score: 1

      Yep, it was such an unimportant idea to the Founders that they made it the SECOND Amendment, right after the right to free speech. They wouldn't have just left it up to the southern states to determine their stance on it, they codified it right there in the highest law of the land, because it was about killing slaves or something.

      Do you work for the SPLC?

    20. Re:Saturday Night Live VS. the internet by KYPackrat · · Score: 1

      If the Founding Fathers had intended citizens to be able to overthrow the government, maybe they wouldn't have made it a treasonous offense right in the Constitution.

      Practically every person at the Constitutional Convention participated in the Revolutionary War either as a shooting soldier or as part of the political infrastructure. Every one of them had committed treason once in their life already. Under the Articles of Confederation, the writing of the Constitution was a treasonous act as well, which is why there was such care taken to prevent leaks and rumors. They knew that treason had to be an offense, but that it also was occasionally necessary.

      Most of the Founding Fathers spoke in their own writing positively about private gun ownership, either for health reasons (Jefferson and Washington especially), or as a check against government power (the more radical Anti-Federalists).

      Practically every state constitution of the time guaranteed private ownership of firearms, and there were no practical bans on the personal ownership of firearms, cannon, or any other instrument of war, excluding laws excluding ownership by blacks or concealed carry (and even these were generally ignored when "good people" did it.) As late as the late 1840s, Cassius Marcellus Clay (a famous abolitionist from Kentucky) used small cannon to defend his newspapers, and became notorious in his dementia for using these same cannon to scare off tax collectors. US v Miller technically still stands as saying that the only guns that can legally be regulated under the Second Amendment are those that do NOT have military function (a decision conveniently ignored by courts and politicians alike).

      To put it in blunt terms, the concept that the Second Amendment does NOT protect private firearms ownership is a modern invention. Modern gun control laws were designed to disarm the Irish, the Italians, and the black, and were always meant to target "that kind of person". Being one of those kind of people myself (the dark kind of white that doesn't come from Scots/Germanic bloodstock), I find your racism disturbing.

    21. Re:Saturday Night Live VS. the internet by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      But serious question for you. If your position is (and I might not be 100% correct so I am not trying to be a troll or anything) people shouldn't have guns (or very very limited on everything gun related)

      Stop there. I've been a gun owner longer than most Slashdot readers have been alive. I don't believe that people shouldn't have guns. I believe it should be highly regulated due to the inherent danger involved in owning guns. Danger to one's self and to others.

      what recourse in your view does the citizenry have if the government no longer represents the will of the people / becomes something bad like history has shown happens?

      Actually, history shows that bad governments are seldom replaced by good governments via civil war or armed insurrection. It happens, but that's not generally how it happens.

      If the government is to the point they don't give a rats ass about the citizens then voting won't do anything. So what solutions exist if the citizens aren't armed?

      Our electoral system allows for a complete change in two branches of the government every 8 years. There are no federal elected terms longer than 6 years. If people vote for the same shit election after election, I don't see how an armed insurrection could possibly improve things, because they'll just end up voting for the same shit next time they get the chance.

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    22. Re:Saturday Night Live VS. the internet by svendsen · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the position clarification. As I said wasn't trying to troll or anything.

      Sure the overthrow of one government can lead to a worse off state but at least the option exists to overthrow a bad one to gamble on the future. And people shooting themselves in the foot with poor leadership selection will never go away unless we can fix stupid. :-)

      But I am still curious as to your answer. If voting fails to remove the undesired government what recourse is there left that wouldn't involve the need for violence that would work? Or what if the citizens dont even have the right to vote (see NK as an extreme example). What non violent options do they have?

      Ultimately if people where more involved in politics we might get some better outcomes. However I think we are past the point of no return on that. I mean I look at our 2 options right now and think this is it? Crap.

    23. Re:Saturday Night Live VS. the internet by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      If voting fails to remove the undesired government what recourse is there left that wouldn't involve the need for violence that would work?

      Just last century, we saw the Soviet Union's government fall without an armed uprising by its citizens. Since that's the only example we have for a superpower experiencing that kind of change, it's worth looking at.

      I have a question for you: What was the last time an armed uprising changed a country's government for the better? I suppose you might give South Africa as an example, but blacks in South Africa didn't have any right to bear arms. Even the American Revolution was less an armed uprising against a native government than an example of a colony splitting away and declaring independence, which is a very different thing than a population revolting against a native government.

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    24. Re:Saturday Night Live VS. the internet by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      It would only take one patriotic secret service agent to end it. Don't think that hasn't curbed politicians behavior in the past.

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    25. Re:Saturday Night Live VS. the internet by athenaprime · · Score: 1

      An armed population can restore their other rights, if they decide to do so. A disarmed population has no rights.

      What kind of moron thinks that anyone is planning to attack tanks and drones with hunting rifles and handguns?

      Well, no, not really. An armed population can *attempt to* restore the rights that the portion of the population with the most arms wants restored. Which was the point the original upthread was making about the 2A and slaveowners.

      I promise you that the people who think and write about this sort of thing are no more planning to charge an armor formation with an AR-15 than they would with a club or sword.

      Thinking and writing and planning aside, the point at which this all falls apart is the simple fact that an armed population is simply a population that possesses arms. Possession does not imply skill, or even the knowledge of which end goes towards the other guy.

    26. Re:Saturday Night Live VS. the internet by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      An armed citizenry has no chance against an organized army. The US Army has better rifles than civilians are allowed to own, and has in addition plenty of heavier weapons. What they have in addition is training, which is one of the main reasons it's so effective. If you study the partisan actions of WWII, you'll notice that partisans had a great deal of difficulty, and not much success, in fighting badly equipped badly led badly trained regular troops. The US Army gives its troops very good weapons and training, and has at least decent leadership.

      In a civilian uprising, the deciding factor would be what the Army did. If it refused to oppose the uprising, for whatever reason, the uprising could win. If it joined in, the uprising would win.

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    27. Re:Saturday Night Live VS. the internet by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      I don't know about the decision being improper. The upstream provider had to react to the takedown demand or risk being held liable (since this isn't covered by the DMCA, there is no safe harbor). How easy would it have been for the upstream provider to shut down just the offending account of the downstream provider?

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    28. Re:Saturday Night Live VS. the internet by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      The upstream provider had to react to the takedown demand or risk being held liable (since this isn't covered by the DMCA,

      What makes him liable?

      How easy would it have been for the upstream provider to shut down just the offending account of the downstream provider?

      That's what they did. And the downstream account they shut off was a host to a lot of web sites. That took them all down.

    29. Re:Saturday Night Live VS. the internet by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      If I violate someone's trademark, I'm liable. If someone else helps me, they're liable. It works much the same as copyright, except that the DMCA provides safe harbor provisions, so a website can host what I put up, no matter how flagrant a copyright abuse, and not be liable as long as they respond to a takedown request in a legally prescribed way.

      I'm not sure what the legal penalties for trademark infringement are. The penalties for copyright infringement are horrifyingly disproportional to the harm, but again copyright law is not the same as trademark law.

      Thank you for clarification on the takedown details.

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  49. Chicago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, Chicago doesn't have the strictest gun laws in the nation. In 2010, the gun ban was struck down.
    Currently, ordinary people can own guns (FOID card needed) and carry them (FCCL needed).

    The reason why we have such ridiculous crime is because the cops arrest the thugs with guns, the prosecutors plea bargain down tons of cases and courtrooms turn into revolving doors back into society. Or if the prosecutors DO bother to prosecute, they do so selectively (i.e. white guy from suburbs got a gun? nail him. Gangbanger? Can't be racist! Put up a crappy case which the judge dismisses or sentences to time served.) And if they bother to prosecute anyone who is an actual thug, the judge is hesitant to throw the book at them due to jail overcrowding.

    1. Re:Chicago by swb · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Is the Chicago Federal DA even bothering to prosecute what would likely be many, many Federal firearms violations (felon with a gun, etc)?

      Or is the Obama-Emmanuel-DOJ nexus so strong that they're not bothering with Federal firearms prosecutions because it would look bad for a hard-Democratic city that was the home of the first Black President to have a high rate of prosecution of Black felons? It disrupts the narrative.

  50. Re:Great work from the Yes Men by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sort of like how Donald Trump blames man-made climate change on the Chinese?

  51. Re:Great work from the Yes Men by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good Liberals! Thanks for the ack!

  52. Re:Great work from the Yes Men by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cool post, bro! Where can I get paid to astroturf? Mine will blend in better than yours and read more like a real person even.

  53. Re:PARODY videos are protected by current copyrigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because Slashdot has a high percentage of Liberals and any time you get into real detailed discussion about a topic that may contain an ACTUAL racist viewpoint, the liberal racism that has plagued the democratic party for decades or more suddenly comes shining through.

  54. the white elephant in the room by Lead+Butthead · · Score: 0

    Illegal immigrants are traditionally exploited as farm hands that allows most of the America to enjoy cheap farm produces.
    If we really start deporting them and building that wall Trump seems to be fixated on, we can expect our produce cost to go up a few notch almost immediately.

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    1. Re:the white elephant in the room by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe some California university was working on mechanizing farms in the '80s and '90s, but protests by farm workers shut that down.

      I've seen American lawn mowers get replaced by, presumably, illegals.

      I've heard American IT workers get replaced by visa workers.

      I've had enough.

    2. Re:the white elephant in the room by Coren22 · · Score: 3

      Good, perhaps then farmers will pay people a living wage for the job and not be able to exploit workers due to their immigration status, and refuse to hire american citizens.

      I am willing to pay more for agricultural products if it means a reduction in the use of slave labor from third world countries.

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    3. Re:the white elephant in the room by Lead+Butthead · · Score: 1

      You don't seem to realise what back breaking work these people are doing daily during the harvest seasons for essentially slave wages.
      I very much doubt you can find an American that would be willing to do that type of strenuous work even for an American "living wage."

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    4. Re:the white elephant in the room by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      For info on a stance on illegal immigration and farm workers you might want to do a search on "cesar chavez anti illegal immigration".

    5. Re:the white elephant in the room by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      The competition to cheap labor is automation.

      Europe has a huge lead on automated harvesting equipment because America has Mexican and Central American workers.

      There is no such thing as 'slave wages', slaves don't get wages. Stop watering down words.

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    6. Re:the white elephant in the room by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      I know many people that have tried to get jobs working on farms, and been denied because they weren't illegal immigrants, but as others have said, automation will replace those workers anyways as it has replaced all heavy labor jobs.

      Are you for paying people slave wages to pick lettuce? Personally, I am for human dignity and the laws being followed, such as immigration law, and minimum wage laws, and employment laws.

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    7. Re: the white elephant in the room by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Logical error: conflating illegal immigrants with legal ones (brought in by unethical American companies).

      Sounds like your real ire is with Americans who will not work farms and companies that bring immigrants in, NOT the workers.

      Why not protest and decry the companies' and lazy Americans' actions (inactions, in the latter case)?

  55. Actually by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How do we know that the 38k websites weren't taken down _intentionally_ in order to get that particular "NRA is heavyhanded" knee-jerk reaction?

  56. Hilarious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I love how all the NRA sycophant Randites here will make the most tortured arguments for fair use in almost any other situation, but when it comes to their precious guns, they'll hold forth at length about how a clear parody should be taken down because, you know, "libtards."

    Hypocrites.

  57. Re:Great work from the Yes Men by cold+fjord · · Score: 1

    Poe's Law states,

    without a clear indicator of the author's intent, parodies of extremism are indistinguishable from sincere expressions of extremism.

    The fact that this video is indistinguishable from a sincere expression of the NRA says more about the NRA than it does about the Yes Men.

    The fact that you believe that about the NRA say more about you than the NRA.

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  58. Re: Great work from the Yes Men by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not lack of intelligence, lack of incentive. Lmftfy education is the weakest link, there is so much misinformation its hard to even sound intellectual and not be reciting something manufactured and processed.

  59. 2nd Amendment Issues by Tenebrousedge · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So do you also agree with the Founders that standing armies are inherent threats to liberty? How are you on the Swiss military/militia? How would you feel about disbanding the Army and Navy?

    The second Amendment was intended to protect the ability of the People to defend their nation. It can certainly be argued that it also includes a guarantee of personal safety, but if you're going to argue Constitutional integrity, then you should be prepared to reconcile the vast difference between our current society and that document intended. Personally, I see a trained, professional cadre of soldiers as being an absolute necessity, and consequently would look favorably on either some variant of the Swiss system, or a far greater restriction on gun ownership. Either way, I'm fine with taking an empirical approach to the situation, and since this seems to be a national issue the CDC seems well situated to conduct such studies. If you would like to take issue with empirical findings, do your own study. If your position is that this is a moral or rational issue not subject to empirical findings, then again, you are forced to reconcile past intentions with present conditions.

    This isn't a huge issue with me. I'm from Alaska and know my way around a hunting rifle, and don't see any reason for those to be particularly restricted. While the military has at times been employed against the People, generally it hasn't been the huge issue that our Founders thought, at least in terms of domestic freedom, and most of the incidents of military violence against citizens have involved the National Guard, which at least approximates a militia. With the current conflict of personal safety versus national safety versus the strict adherence to the Constitution and the Founder's intentions, I think the most likely scenario is that the Constitutional right to bear arms will be further eroded and restricted, or preferably but less likely it will be amended to make explicit that we have turned aside from the path of the citizen soldier.

    We as a nation need to have a talk about these issues. We have a lot of dead citizens, a huge standing army, and we are not being true to our founding principles in any sense. Something needs to give. Taking the empirical approach may in fact not be the correct path to a solution, but we do have a problem and we do need to solve it somehow.

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    1. Re:2nd Amendment Issues by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      Nicely said. The Founding Fathers did not want to have a standing Army. That's why they put into the Constitution that funding for an army had to be reauthorized every 2 years. (I think that isn't true of the Navy thought). Most lovers of the 2nd Amendment just ignore its first clause, you know the part about "A well regulated Militia being necessary to the security of a free State,"

    2. Re:2nd Amendment Issues by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      A well regulated Militia being necessary to the security of a free State,

      It's an explanation that justifies the directive of "the rights of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be abridged." Most directives in the Constitution don't have an explanation, but it's not unprecedented. The Copyright Clause, for instance: "To promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts, by securing for limited Times to Authors and Inventors the exclusive Right to their respective Writings and Discoveries." The first phrase is nice, but it doesn't have any directive behind it. The only part that requires action on the part of the government is the "securing for limited Times to Authors and Inventors the exclusive Right" section.

    3. Re:2nd Amendment Issues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Founding Fathers did not want to have a standing Army.

      I'm getting really tired of debunking this.

      At the time the Bill of Rights was written, there was a standing army, funded by Congress. Some elements of it continued back to the Revolutionary War, including the artillery. Current US Army units trace their heritage in direct line back to those original formations.

      "The first Congress of the United States under the Constitution (March, 1789) found already in existence a "Frontier Corps" of infantry 700 strong, and a battalion of four companies of artillery.

      According to Heitman's "Historical Register of the U. S. Army," one of these companies (Doughty's) was retained in service from the Revolutionary army: one (Douglass') was raised under Resolve of Congress of date June 3, 1784; and two were organized under Resolve of Congress of date October 20, 1786, when the four companies were organized into a battalion under Major John Doughty." - history army mil

      The Frontier Corps would eventually become the 1st Infantry Regiment.

      Bill of Rights: proposed 1789, ratified 1791. For those who have math problems, 1789 - 1784 is five years.

      In short, a standing military existed at least five years before the Bill of Rights was written, and has continued to the present day!

      The Bill of Rights was written in an environment where a standing military existed and could be assumed to continue to exist for the foreseeable future. The 2nd Amendment was, as much as anything, about supplementing that standing army with an armed populace, a necessity in a vast frontier land with slow travel times.

    4. Re:2nd Amendment Issues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a wonderful citation that ignores the Federalist Papers and a great deal of rhetoric explicitly stating the opposite. Google "standing army" and any combination of terms that you think will support you, for every one you find, dozens can be found from basically all the Founders stating their dislike for the concept. I'm not one to hold e.g. T. Jefferson's stint as patent chief to be evidence against his other clearly stated opinions on intellectual property, I think it is highly disingenuous to suggest four companies are somehow a strong national army or evidence that such was desired. In short, I call bullshit.

  60. Re:Great work from the Yes Men by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The sad truth is that "liberals" haven't been liberal for a generation or more. In today's modern vernacular, "liberal" actually means fascist progressives and they are in no way liberal. Libertarians have to varying degrees taken over the liberal mantle, and most of them have moved to the Republican party. The "liberals" of today aka fascist progressives want to take away your 2nd amendment rights, they want to limit your freedom of speech by banning "hate" speech (who the fuck knows what that even means, the definition is different for different people). They want to limit your freedom of religion (if your religion doesn't bow first at the PC/SJW altar, prepare to lose your business or your job (see the Christian bakers in Oregon, any number of non PC CEOs, actors, and news/sports casters who have been persecuted and lost their jobs because they said something that wasn't PC. They want to take away your freedom of association (no more all male fraternities, all male sports teams or all male anything). They were trying to violate our right to no unreasonable search and seizure with the massive NSA data center that was to store the meta data about every phone call made in the US, as well as every email and God knows what else that they didn't tell us about. They have been seizing ranchers property (land) using the EPA and wildlife protection act, which is a violation of due process.

    The fascist progressives now in power are violating or want to violate about half of the bill of rights. If you are OK with that, you are the problem. If you didn't know, it is time to pay closer attention. We must throw these criminals out of office, and once out, they need to be charged according to their crimes and prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

    Barak Hussain Obama has been slapped down by the supreme court 22x, more than any other president by 2 or 3x on executive orders that have been in violation of the constitution. Most of these slap downs have been unanimous, meaning even the progressive partisans on the court realized that what he was doing was a massive overreach of his authority. The "constitutional law" professor clearly knows better, he just doesn't care about violating the constitution.

  61. Re:Great work from the Yes Men by PopeRatzo · · Score: 0

    The fact that you believe that about the NRA say more about you than the NRA.

    So, if this video is, as you seem to indicate, easily distinguishable from a real NRA video, then their takedown notices are nothing more than bullying. If they're making the case that someone could mistake the Yes Man video for a real NRA statement, then Poe's Law applies. It's one or the other.

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  62. Reality in America is a bit like a parody by jopsen · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Holy shit, the video doesn't just claim to be supported by the organization; it contains zero hint that it's a parody, at all. It looks very authentic...

    When you can't tell the difference between parody and reality, you have to ask yourself if maybe reality have gotten too crazy...

    1. Re:Reality in America is a bit like a parody by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      People believe what their eyes see. If Barrack Obama got on TV and started talking about "too many white niggers in America", do you think people would point and laugh at the funny joke the President made?

  63. Re:Great work from the Yes Men by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The funny thing, if you actually bother to go read the actual factual history, is that when the Panthers originally carried shotguns openly, IT WAS LEGAL. They'd found a legal loophole and carried loaded weapons while patrolling their own neighborhoods to prevent criminal activity (and to keep the cops from running rampant as they'd been doing, AKA "copwatching").

    Frightened the HELL out of the white folks, though!

    IIRC, that loophole got closed RIGHT QUICK! Yep, I was right: "The Mulford Act was a 1967 California bill which repealed a law allowing public carrying of loaded firearms. Named after Republican assemblyman Don Mulford, the bill was crafted in response to members of the Black Panther party conducting armed patrols of Oakland neighborhoods while conducting what would later be termed copwatching".

    THEY WERE EXERCISING THEIR RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS, specifically to DEFEND THEMSELVES AND THEIR HOMES AGAINST INTRUSIVE AND CORRUPT GOVERNMENT AGENTS (the cops). And you right-wing nuts should APPLAUD THAT.

    But you don't.

  64. Re:Great work from the Yes Men by Obfuscant · · Score: 3, Insightful

    l am not sure if it would be considered libel or slander. Videos are usually have "spoken" words but a video maybe considered as sort of a "written" record by the law.

    It is a published, copyrightable form, therefore it meets the definition of libel.

    I wonder how loud the complaints would be were someone to produce a Hillary ad containing a Hillary impersonator who says libelous things, and then has "her" saying "I'm Hillary Clinton and I approved this ad" at the end.

  65. Re:Great work from the Yes Men by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

    but don't confuse Liberals (a.k.a. Democrats or Libtards) with Libertarians.

    I'm glad you explained that. I was wondering what the problem with Librarians was....

  66. Mexico also not a race... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a country and although they enforce their own immigration laws, the country of Mexico doesn't do diddly about those traversing their country to come here.

    Not that the country of Mexico could do much since it is the Narcos that run the border.

  67. Re: Great work from the Yes Men by kellymcdonald78 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Yes, because we've seen what all those responsible gun owners have done to support all of the other amendments of the constitution. We've seen recent laws piss all over the 1st, and 4th-8th amendments, yet I havn't heard of the armed insurrection that "The People" have launched "to hold the government accountable". Just a lot of frothing around any attempt to even have any kind of discussion about what can be done about the epidemic of gun violence in the US. Of course these same frothing folks are more than willing to talk about gutting other amendments because "terrorism"

  68. Re:Great work from the Yes Men by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

    So, if this video is, as you seem to indicate, easily distinguishable from a real NRA video, then their takedown notices are nothing more than bullying.

    This wasn't a DMCA takedown. It was a trademark complaint. Protecting a trademark is REQUIRED by law, otherwise the trademark owner can lose it. If you don't want to be "bullied" by trademark owners, don't use their trademarks, and don't use their trademarks in a statement that the content YOU produced was paid for by them. It's pretty simple. It doesn't matter if anyone can tell that the content was not actually produced by the trademark owner.

  69. Amendment ranks by RavenousRhesus · · Score: 1

    2nd Amendment > 1st Amendment.
    Duh, 2's bigger.

  70. Re:Great work from the Yes Men by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    It's so true! I hate how Liberals are always blaming immigration and Muslims on our domestic problems. It's so obvious that Americans keep voting bad politicians in and have no sense of responsibility but somehow the Liberals keep saying it's Mexicans and that they'll build a wall. Great point!

  71. Re:Great work from the Yes Men by ncc74656 · · Score: 1

    Don't be dense. Nobody refers to libertarians as "libtards." That moniker is reserved for regressives, SJWs, Democrats, and other related vermin.

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  72. Re:Great work from the Yes Men by Ryanrule · · Score: 1

    Why do you hate humanity?

  73. Re:Great work from the Yes Men by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

    Liberals blame everything on White Heterosexual Christian Males. They are the devil! Vote Hillary 2016!

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  74. Re:Great work from the Yes Men by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

    Vapid Emotionalism. Nice Job Snowflake.

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  75. Re:Great work from the Yes Men by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

    Trademarks are not protected from parody.

    http://corporate.findlaw.com/i...

    The standard is whether or not the use is "likely to cause confusion". If the use of the NRA and S&W trademarks by the Yes Men are "likely to cause confusion", then they have a bigger problem than their trademarks (see Poe's Law).

    And if it's not likely to cause confusion, then they don't have a cause of action. It can't be both ways.

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  76. Amend the 2nd amendment by iTrawl · · Score: 1

    Here's the new text: "The obligation of citizen to bear arms shall be enforced. Every citizen shall receive a basic weapon, and allowed to upgrade at own cost. Every citizen shall be compelled to participate in mandatory weapons training for four weekends a year."

    If your rhetoric is true, this should be your objective. I took the idea for that last sentence from Switzerland who, apparently, also have lots of guns, but not anywhere near as many mentally unstable citizens. Or maybe... although they do, they know they're going against a target which is very trained in the use of firearms?

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    1. Re:Amend the 2nd amendment by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1

      Not how rights work, maybe you were asleep during civics class?
      The Bill of Rights are limits on the Government. They prohibit it from doing certain things against We the People. It's not there to beat you over the head and say you must do something. Socialists like to make you do stuff or tell you that you can't do stuff. You know, they know far more about everything that you could possibly know.

      We wouldn't have anywhere near the problem we have if we could just get rid of socialists. Disarming is on their agenda, just look at rules for radicals. Remove religion, guns, well most of what's in the song "Imagine." With two exceptions these shootings are happening in "gun free zones." In Europe, 100% of them were in GFZ. So logic should say - get rid of them or require a hell of a big insurance plan (1B a least) for when one of those places is shot up, because it'll be shot up soon.

      I've been shooting for well over 40 years. I still haven't killed anyone. I hope I never do.

  77. Makes me want to join NRA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't like to join any organization, but crap like this might be enough to make me join and support the NRA.

  78. Whooshing the point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Liberalism would collapse if they realized the most bigot'd people are Liberals. Then again... that would take intelligence.

    Bigot: Hate of something different than yourself. For Reference: See Trump protesters.

    Conservatives don't hate Obama because "Black" or Hillary because "Vagina". They hate them because of the shitty job they've done and the horrible direction this country is headed. It is absolutely disheartening that the first Black President is such a God Awful Turd and the first Majority Candidate Woman is THE example of Corrupt, Rich, White, Career Politician.

    But ask yourself... if Conservatives are sooooooo racist... why did the 16 candidates actually come from a diverse pool of individuals while the Democrat party had Rich White people? Why, if we are so racist, was the #2 for the first few months a Black Doctor? If Trump is soooooo racist, why hasn't it been an issue for the decades he's built a global company? Why is his stance against illegal immigration racist while that same stance from Bill Clinton wasn't? Why is Trump racist when Hillary "Blacks are Super Predators" Clinton isn't?

    Hypocrites. That's why.

    First off pointing out that most conservatives are racist doesn't mean that there aren't democrats whom are also racist.

    why hasn't it been an issue for the decades he's built a global company?

    It HAS. You know we all know Donald Trump is a racist. This isn't NEW for him. He used to ban black applicants from his housing buildings. We've been beating this drum for decades and no one listens to people who say Trump is racist until suddenly he's a viable candidate while Sprewing literally insane things. Don't blame the messenger because you're finally ready to hear the message.

    Why is his stance against illegal immigration racist while that same stance from Bill Clinton wasn't?

    You think it's a strong stance on illegal immigration? Not maybe "Mexicans are rapists and murderers"? Oh wait.. not all mexicans ... just the ones in America. Literally saying the only good mexican is on the other side of the border. Do you have mystery footage of Clinton saying Muslims should be banned from entry?

    Why is Trump racist when Hillary "Blacks are Super Predators" Clinton isn't?

    Oh it's HUGELY racist for Clinton to say that. It's almost as if we have issues with Clinton too.. but do feel free to ignore all the articles on Superpredator (something Clinton HAS apologized for unlike Trump.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/ronda-lee/hillarys-superpredator-comment_b_9655052.html

    http://time.com/4238230/hillary-clinton-black-lives-matter-superpredator/

    http://www.dailykos.com/story/2016/1/8/1467336/-Hillary-Clinton-Gangs-of-kids-are-super-predators-with-no-conscience-no-empathy

    http://www.alternet.org/election-2016/racial-justice-failures-hillary-clinton-cant-ignore

  79. Parody or Libel by jishak · · Score: 1

    Disclaimer: I am not a lawyer. I think this is more a form of Libel than Parody. Parody is using likeness to something else but not representing it as something else. Think "Eat It" by Weird Al as opposed to "Beat It" by Michael Jackson. The likeness is there in the same music and video concept but the lyrics are different and Weird Al takes attribution for the work. This peace changes the message completely around and gives attribution to someone who is not affiliated with it. A good parody might have a similar sounding name and website. This one is using a legitimate organizations name and website to infer association. This content deserves to be taken down - especially because the creators don't take ownership of it. Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if they are sued for defamation and libel as well.

  80. Re: Great work from the Yes Men by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Retarded, or slow, librarians take far too long going through your books at the checkout desk.

  81. Re:Great work from the Yes Men by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1
  82. long live the NRA! by dadelbunts · · Score: 1

    They might do some dumb shit sometimes, but im glad there is someone lobbying for one of MY interests for a change. None of my other hobbies have any lobbies in their favor. Im not a multinational corporation that wants to frack. Im just a simple law abiding person that likes firearms. Yet i have a powerful force in the NRA that makes sure MY interest is not infringed upon.

  83. Relevant field is criminology, not medicine. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    My understanding from John Oliver's show is that one reason there isn't good data on gun violence is that the CDC is not allowed to fund studies pertaining to it.

    There's plenty of good data and analysis on gun (and other) violence, and how private ownership of guns affects it.

    But it's researched and published in the relevant field. That field is criminology, not medicine.

    Some of their conclusions include:
      - Guns are used several times (sixish last I looked) more often to prevent a crime than to commit one.
      - Increasing private ownership and carrying of guns (drastically!) decreases victimization: Murders, assaults, robberies, rapes, ...
      - Defending against an attack using a gun (per FBI stats) substantially reduces chances of injury or death of the victim, compared to completely cooperating with the attacker. Any other mode of self-defence INcreases chances of injury or death.
      - Most self-defence with a gun does not even involve the gun being fired. (Being confronted with a gun usually makes the bad guy back down right away.)
      - When someone is shot in the defender's belief the shoot is proper (e.g. self-defence), cops are about five and a half times more likely to be found to have shot someone they shouldn't have than armed private citizens. (Not a law-of-small-numbers thing: Civilians shoot MORE in self-defense than cops. Main factor may be that they just are more likely to know what's going on when they have to act.)

    With results like this, of course, it's no wonder that you never hear a mention of the field of criminology or its work in the press. B-b

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    1. Re:Relevant field is criminology, not medicine. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

      Some of their conclusions include: ...

      Also:
        - "They'll just take your gun away and use it on you!" is a crock. It's virtually impossible, and rarely occurs.

      Think about it: An attacker has caused a victim to be "in reasonable fear of danger to life or limb". The victim has pulled a loaded gun. If the attacker tries to "take it away", does he get the gun or just a bullet or three at several hundred miles per hour?

      Getting shot makes it really hard to succeed at wrestling.

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      Bantam Dominique roosters crow a four-note song. Once you've heard it as "Happy BIRTHday" you can't NOT hear it that way
  84. Re:Great work from the Yes Men by Coren22 · · Score: 1

    ))

    Sorry, not closing your parentheses is a terrible thing.

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    APK likes to ask for responses to the same things over and over. Maybe he just likes the responses?
  85. Many a truth... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...has been said in jest. I think this is one of them.

  86. Re:Great work from the Yes Men by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

    Trademarks are not protected from parody.

    I didn't say they were. Don't lecture me on that topic.

    The standard is whether or not the use is "likely to cause confusion".

    No, the standard is if you are using someone else's trademark pretending to be them. That's what happened here.

    If the use of the NRA and S&W trademarks by the Yes Men are "likely to cause confusion", then they have a bigger problem than their trademarks (see Poe's Law).

    When the "parody" starts out by claiming that the NRA and S&W paid for the content, then there is a good likelyhood for confusion no matter who produces the material. Poe's statement -- not a law -- notwithstanding.

    Listen, you can hate on the NRA all you want, but they aren't the guilty party here.

  87. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  88. the site isn't obvious parody by ooloorie · · Score: 1

    A program that gives guns to people who need to defend themselves but can't afford to buy them is not "parody": this would be the kind of program that is consistent with what the NRA advocates and many gun owners believe. In fact, such a focus on minorities would be quite smart for conservative and libertarian causes.

    People would do well to remember that some of the first gun control laws in the US were Jim Crow laws. Tubman (new $20 bill), the Black Panthers, Malcolm X, Douglass, and many others carried guns and viewed them as important to black liberation and self-protection.

  89. Deserves Streisand Effect by asjk · · Score: 1

    So a link to this article and to the Yes Men NRA video on YouTube were tweeted with appropriate hashtags.

  90. Heres your link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://lmgtfy.com/?q=history+of+trump+racism

    "What a shabby site this has become."

    wellbye.gif

  91. Re:Great work from the Yes Men by wyHunter · · Score: 1

    That's the job of the left and secular humanists.

  92. Re:Great work from the Yes Men by david_thornley · · Score: 1

    You got a trademark on that word, guy? If not, I think I'll start using it to apply to libertarians of the stupid variety. I suppose I could use Libertards, but that still seems ambiguous.

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    "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
  93. Re:Great work from the Yes Men by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Indeed. Libertardians are all about removing age of consent laws because people are essentially property if you can exert enough force on them. LIBERTY FOR ME, SLAVERY FOR YOU!

  94. Remember Light Bulb coupons ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, even a low cost, basic entry model AR-15 is around $600,
    and to many people that 's rent, that's food money, that's car payments right there:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xx-e3ugkgy8

    The government gave out coupons for light bulbs with your Tax Return,
    why not a $300 coupon towards a decent AR-15 for everyone who files their Federal Income Tax on time ?

    Free guns is a bit much to ask from the government, but a 50/50 split seems fair enough, for legal lawful citizens who have Income...
    Ammo is still on you though... and training...

  95. NRA Terrorism Promotion on thie Slashdot story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fascinating coincidence (?) that my view of this article came accompanied by an advert from the NRA promoting Concealed Carry terrorism as a "right".
    I think the parody video is brilliant in it's subtlety. Tempts me to start the MRA -- the Murdering Rifle Assassination -- and do some parody of my own.