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UK Proposes Mandatory Age Verification For Porn Sites (mirror.co.uk)

A proposed bill read in the House of Commons, "suggests that by next year websites will require visitors to prove they are of legal age before entering..." reports the Mirror. Britain's prime minister "says none of Britain's top 10 porn sites -- which account for 52% of all views -- have a 'robust' process to verify users' age," citing figures that 10% of the site's viewers are below the age of 18. The Independent adds that "the issue has alarmed privacy campaigners, since it could mean having to register a credit card with a porn website." U.K. lawyer Neil Brown contacted Slashdot with more on the age-verification requirement: Sites which failed to do so could face fines of up to 250,000 pounds or 5% of annual turnover. Their URLs could also be given to ISPs and payment processing providers, to consider voluntary blocking/service suspension, although no mandatory blocking regime is planned currently.
This is the same bill that proposes jail terms up to 10 years for those found guilty of copyright infringement. According to the article, one 2013 study found that 7% of the world's porn was hosted in the UK, with 60% in America and 26% in the Netherlands.

146 comments

  1. Sinking Ship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Great, another reason for businesses to abandon the sinking ship that is the UK economy.

    1. Re:Sinking Ship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not much of a loss... British porn is right up there on the fetishometer!

    2. Re:Sinking Ship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not much of a loss... British porn is right up there on the fetishometer!

      No, you're thinking about the stuff Tory voters watch... which is pretty kinky... men in ladies underwear... royal guardsmen... bushes in St James' Park. The rest of the UK is pretty conventional in it's choice if porn sites.

    3. Re:Sinking Ship by drinkypoo · · Score: 5, Funny

      The rest of the UK is pretty conventional in it's choice if porn sites.

      I thought y'all just stood around watching people fucking in car parks.

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    4. Re:Sinking Ship by drinkypoo · · Score: 0

      Great, another reason for businesses to abandon the sinking ship that is the UK economy.

      Keep it up! I was a starving student the last time the USD was way up on the UKP and I'd like to go see the UK.

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      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    5. Re:Sinking Ship by Koen+Lefever · · Score: 1

      There is only one way the UK can really achieve those age verification and website rating plans: by disconnecting their island from the world's internet cables and shooting all telecom satellites from the sky above them, so that Brits can only to connect to local servers which fall under British jurisdiction.

      Brinternexit.

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    6. Re:Sinking Ship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      pss, don't give the ideas..

    7. Re:Sinking Ship by michelcolman · · Score: 1

      Yeah, before you know it they'll have another referendum, saying that disconnecting the internet will keep the foreigners out and save 100 billion pounds that will go straight to the NHS.

    8. Re:Sinking Ship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's no even a joke any more
      We are about to have the right primer minister for that kind of job

    9. Re: Sinking Ship by cthulhu11 · · Score: 1

      Swatting bums, what!

    10. Re:Sinking Ship by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      That's the southern part of the UK. Do you know why Scotsmen wear Kilts? So the sheep can't hear a zipper....

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  2. So,basically the verification bill will be useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Unless I'm missing something, how exactly do they plan to enforce this for overseas sites?

    Or is this going to end up with some braindead ISP filter saying: "I see you're trying to access a porn site, I've logged that for you, now confirm who you are so I can log that too (under the guise of letting you have access once verified)"

    Privacy invasion, much.

    It's the job of the parents to control access to the internet from their house, not the state. If the state has to do this, then perhaps the parents should be held more responsible?

  3. LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These crusty politicans have no idea how the internet works. Sad, really.

    1. Re:LOL by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      They don't have to "know" anything. It's just rhetoric to get elected and stay in office, which to that end is perfectly suitable. Nothing to see here...

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      “He’s not deformed, he’s just drunk!”
    2. Re:LOL by alexandre.oberlin · · Score: 1

      These crusty politicans have no idea how the internet works. Sad, really.

      Actually the only ideas they may have is about how to be (re)elected. Hopefully they are often plain wrong about this too.

    3. Re: LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's very simple to put up image and video content behind a pay wall and require someone to make a credit card transaction in order to prove their age (usually minimum of 16 years old).

    4. Re: LOL by dcollins117 · · Score: 1

      Sure, it's very easy to lose all your visitors, too, if that's your goal. It's not like there aren't millions of other porn sites out there for free.

      Frankly, I think if one has the capacity to lie when they click the "Yes, I'm over 18" button, then it is perfectly acceptable they have a healthy wank in the privacy of their own homes. I'd much rather they do that than knock up the girl next door.

      I really don't care what other people do in their bedrooms. If I'm not involved, I'm not interested. I don't understand the mindset of people who care enough to make it a public issue. They must have had a bad experience during toilet-training, I guess.

    5. Re: LOL by Teun · · Score: 1

      Insightful +1

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      "The likes of Facebook and WhatsApp are free to those whose privacy is of zero value."
  4. Reality without ECHR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fascists and Theocrats run wild!

  5. Good luck with that by ChrisBrooking · · Score: 1

    Good luck with that. I'm sure the whole world of waiting to comply.

  6. And propose successfull wisdom checks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And propose successfull wisdom checks for politicians...

  7. Deja vu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm glad to see that Slashdot hasn't changed any under the new owners...

    https://news.slashdot.org/story/16/07/09/071233/wannabe-prime-minister-andrea-leadsom-thinks-websites-should-be-rated-like-films

    1. Re:Deja vu by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 2

      If you're implying this is a dupe, well, it isn't.

      Ratings for websites != Age verification for websites.

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  8. futile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Another "good Idea" that cannot work. porn sites will move to another country.

    1. Re:futile by fendragon · · Score: 2
      Panic not, it won't happen.

      This is the brainchild of Andrea Leadsom, one of the two final contestants for leadership of the Tory party (and hence the post of PM until the next general election). According to a comment on this story on The Register, she already has a reputation around Westminster as a "self-serving simpleton". Theresa May (the other contestant) is generally expected to win.

    2. Re:futile by Feral+Nerd · · Score: 1

      Panic not, it won't happen.

      This is the brainchild of Andrea Leadsom, one of the two final contestants for leadership of the Tory party (and hence the post of PM until the next general election). According to a comment on this story on The Register, she already has a reputation around Westminster as a "self-serving simpleton". Theresa May (the other contestant) is generally expected to win.

      I got that impression too, i.e. that May will win. Having said that, I watched Leadsom being grilled pretty hard by some parliamentary committee on YouTube yesterday and she seemed eloquent enough so I wouldn't exactly call Leadsom a 'simpleton', but she does not make the impression of being the kind of Machiavellian psychopath that you need to be to win a Tory party leadership election and then stay in that position for any length of time. It probably also helps to have a patch of lizard armour-skin grafted onto your back if you want to be leader of the Tory party .... the ides of March, knives in the dark and all that.... But then again, who knows? Leadsom might surprise us, it's the seemingly totally ordinary ones you have to watch out for according to the FBI's profilers. I'm certainly looking forward to how this all ends. The British press is already calling this Tory leadership election: "The Whitehall chainsaw massacre". Somebody should make a comedy sketch based on that theme. It's pity that Spitting Image isn't on air anymore.

    3. Re:futile by hughbar · · Score: 1

      Yes, as I [mis]understand this, it has to go to the Tory (Conservative, for readers abroad) party membership in September. Leadsome is/was a 'leaver', a Brexiteer, May isn't. The non-London members may well be a majority of 'leavers', who might feel that May's heart is not in 'leaving'. Who knows?

      Incidentally, May is a great image-person and self-publicist but her actual level of achievement is less than stellar, see: http://order-order.com/2016/07... which was pulled from the (right wing) Daily Telegraph.

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    4. Re:futile by gilgongo · · Score: 4, Interesting

      "This is the brainchild of Andrea Leadsom, one of the two final contestants for leadership of the Tory party..."

      Who by current indications will be eating a boiled kangaroo's anus on I'm A Celebrity in about 12 month's time. This, however, is only a tiny compensation for the fact that Teresa May will become PM.

      On a general note, what can be done about the policy ratchets that these people advocate? That is, the belief that things are bad because the policies that brought them about (eg financialisation, under investment in social infrastructure, wealth concentration, mass surveillance, censorship, etc.) were simply not implemented hard enough.

      This is the essence of what people like May and Leadsom believe: like a sort of Taliban approach to politics. Corporation tax in the UK is lower than almost anywhere in the EU and we have intense austerity policies partly as a result. So what do we do - we lower it some more because *obviously* the economy isn't getting better as a result of the previous lowering. What happens if we lower corporation tax to zero then? Where is the evidence that these policies are working as they are right now, let alone that they will work better for being all the more extreme?

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      "And the meaning of words; when they cease to function; when will it start worrying you?"
    5. Re: futile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd love to see the classic Spitting Image back again with the real puppets. Just imagine Michael Gove as Hannibal the Cannibal in a muzzle having dispatched Boris, and other contenders going around as other serial killers like Jason with a hockey mask and chainsaw or Freddie Krueger.

      Meanwhile the Labour Party has 150 empty shadow minister positions, so they would be filled by balloons with faces painted on them and stuffed toys. Corbyn keeps addressing them as Comrades and keeps calling for them to vote on issues.

    6. Re:futile by Shadow99_1 · · Score: 2

      I find modern economics, which is what leads to the disaster we have when it comes to government and the actual economy, to be an absurd house of cards. Most of their basic concepts are ok as abstract concepts, but then they apply math on the basis of 'if everything else is the same'. With a blissful ignorance that the factors they chose to look at may not be the only factors in question.

      Even 'simple' concepts like 'supply and demand' have some exterior items that can mean more than price (which is all the concept looks at). So you've made a product, what if no one cares about your product and has no use for it? Well S&D says a low enough price and lots of people should want to buy it, but if your 'audience' is so small that even at cost you can't get more than a handful of people to buy them then your going out of business.

      The same holds true for the idea that somehow not taxing corporations (where the majority of money is 'owned') will somehow magically make them stop hording money and instead spend more. A corporation will always hold to it's own interests as a collective entity and that interest is in ways to make more money, not so much to spend it. While spending some money to make more money is also a basic principle, a corporation that is successful will minimize expenses any way it can. If we already understand they will spend as little as possible, then how in the world can this idea ever ever ever work?

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    7. Re:futile by fendragon · · Score: 1
      Bad form to reply to my own post, I know, but I've just realised this is not the thing that Leadsom proposed, which was the "movie-style" rating system reported elsewhere. Apologies for spreading confusion and misinformation.

      Not that either proposal has much merit, of course, for similar reasons.

    8. Re:futile by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      So you've made a product, what if no one cares about your product and has no use for it? Well S&D says a low enough price and lots of people should want to buy it

      No it doesn't.

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      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    9. Re: futile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently it is a contest between a racist and a religious nut for which what is between their legs is more important than what is between their ears.

    10. Re:futile by Shadow99_1 · · Score: 1

      I've had quite an argument with a professor of economics and she felt that S&D said exactly that. For a low enough price it should effectively 'create demand'. She used free pins advertising causes of all sorts as a 'perfect example' where people take them just because they are free. And if you were talking about my mom or grandmother who are/were packrats then yes it's sort of true. However I have no need or desire for a useless piece of metal even when they are free and would turn it down. My argument was that in some niche aspect: yes, some people may 'buy' it. However this group is composed solely of 'I'd take anything that was free' and I think we can rule that out of being an effective part of the economy.

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    11. Re:futile by CrashNBrn · · Score: 1

      I couldn't stand how Micro-Economics was taught in the 90's. The professor was attempting to explain "supply and demand" in relation to cost. Two coffee shops, one with coffee that costs X, another with coffee that costs more than X. So which coffee shop sells more coffee?

      So I ask, "which one is closer|more convenient to get to?" Not Relevant

      What do you mean not relevant? If there's a coffee shop downstairs (in the cafeteria) with $2 coffee, and there's coffee for $1 - 5 blocks away, that takes 30+ mins round trip, then it doesn't matter much that coffee is cheaper. Convenience dictates that you'll get coffee from the cafeteria; demand will be higher for the more expensive coffee .

      No, Supply, Demand, and Cost disregard convenience and all other external factors.

      Which is round about where I gained the belief that the world of economics is complete bullshit.

    12. Re:futile by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      There's also the people who see a way to exploit it.

      "Ohh, this company is giving away free pens. Let's see... the pen has an aluminium body. Cool. What's the scrap value for aluminium? I'll take two million pens, please."

    13. Re:futile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Theresa May (the other contestant) is generally expected to win.

      Theresa May is the alive real world version of Dolores Jane Umbridge

    14. Re:futile by JesseMcDonald · · Score: 1

      Two coffee shops, one with coffee that costs X, another with coffee that costs more than X. So which coffee shop sells more coffee?

      So I ask, "which one is closer|more convenient to get to?" Not Relevant

      It's unfortunate that your professor was apparently unable to explain this in a way you would understand, but the reason that these extra factors are not relevant is that for the purpose of the illustration they have already been included in the cost. To take your example:

      If there's a coffee shop downstairs (in the cafeteria) with $2 coffee, and there's coffee for $1 - 5 blocks away, that takes 30+ mins round trip, then it doesn't matter much that coffee is cheaper.

      The cost of the first cup is $2 and a walk downstairs, while the cost of the second cup is $1 and 30 minutes of travel. Which one is cheaper overall depends on how each individual values money vs. convenience. You can be sure, however, that—given equivalent products—the customers are each going to pick the one that they perceive as having the lower cost. Demand is not higher for the more expensive coffee; rather, the coffee with the lower advertised price is actually the more expensive one due to the distance aspect.

      Classes on economics tend to make the simplifying assumption that all costs are in the form of currency for practical reasons, to keep the class productively focused on the main principles rather than chasing irrelevancies. These extra factors almost always have an equivalent value in currency, so it makes sense to phrase everything in those terms. (E.g.: How much would you be willing to pay to avoid the 30 minute round trip? OK, add that amount to the cost of the more distant cup and then disregard the travel.)

      In the more advanced classes you should learn how to apply these same fundamental principles to the unsimplified scenarios, but from the sound of it you probably gave up before reaching that point.

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      "The state is that great fiction by which everyone tries to live at the expense of everyone else." - Bastiat
    15. Re: futile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To 0? You need to lower it much more than that! Once you're past -5%, I promise you will start seeing some results.

    16. Re:futile by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      I've had quite an argument with a professor of economics and she felt that S&D said exactly that. For a low enough price it should effectively 'create demand'. She used free pins advertising causes of all sorts as a 'perfect example'

      Next time you're at DeVry ask her what would be the case if they were dipped in shit from an ebola hospital.

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      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    17. Re:futile by CrashNBrn · · Score: 1

      I get it now that I'm an old man, and have read more about debt, politics, economics, et al over the last 20+ years.

      Yet in the 90's, I looked at it as a programmer, Supply | Demand are variables, they have external influences - that affect them, except the Prof short-circuited that whole idea - which turned it into a big disconnect for myself.

      In the "Real World", I would say my concept|question back then was correct. Supply and Demand ARE affected by external influences, but all those external influences aren't modeled within micro-economics, they just change the vector points for Supply and Demand.

  9. Ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    see people getting beat, raped, shot, killed, blown to pieces, or worse, on TV: fine

    watch two people having sex: outrageous and damaging to the development of a healthy child

    1. Re:Ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about content on Facebook. They should ban facebook immediately thus saving the children.

    2. Re: Ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is why we need to ban poverty. And farms. All that sex is front of young children if damaging their brains.

    3. Re: Ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On TV? If you like it so much move to an islamic country or germany where you can see it just by walking around the suburbs

      Or watch clips of it on youtube and snuff sites. Very disturbing. Especially the one where they rip the bathers off of a girl at the pool then run away.

  10. Elephant in the room by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What about the fact all those people proposing watched porn before they were adults and did not turn in pervert and psychopaths?

    1. Re:Elephant in the room by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know, i think becoming a politician is already pretty fucked up, although i don't think porn does that, does it? Please tell it it does not do that!

  11. Only at UK level? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe the UK has more chance to enforce this if they propose this at EU-level.

    Oh wait..

    1. Re:Only at UK level? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am sure they'll return back. They will have a good chance fixing their freaky laws on the way back.

  12. as an american sysadmin, how does this work? by nimbius · · Score: 3, Insightful

    every time i see some weird killswitch legislation proposed in the UK im boggled as to how this gets implemented...I mean, if I were a UK sysadmin would I just be handed a list of network routes I had to drop? or is there a python script i write that scrapes emails from my boss to figure out who I send nastygrams to after shutting down their server?

    What if the server is a virtual host? do i have to shut everything down then? a single route? all routes? Just because little catherine saw her first penis, does it mean I have to suspend an account that controls the website for a favourite tea brand?

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    1. Re:as an american sysadmin, how does this work? by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      how does this work?

      Like every other bit of political rhetoric. You appeal to peoples' antipathy, and they vote for you.

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      “He’s not deformed, he’s just drunk!”
    2. Re:as an american sysadmin, how does this work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The way this works is that they take the job from a UK sysadmin and give it to you, or maybe to a Czech or Hungarian sysadmin, whose countries don't impose ridiculous requirements on web sites. Then they vote to get out of the EU to make Britain Great again.

    3. Re:as an american sysadmin, how does this work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the Westminster set passing some money along to their lawyer friends to discuss, debate and invoice for. Reagan's Strategic Defence Initiative was more realistic from a technical perspective.

      To invert Winston Churchill: Never has so little been achieved by so many, for so few.

    4. Re:as an american sysadmin, how does this work? by wvmarle · · Score: 1

      every time i see some weird killswitch legislation proposed in the UK im boggled as to how this gets implemented...

      How it's implemented? Very simple: not.

      That's anyway not the job of politicians. They only decide what has to be done. Not how it has to be done.

    5. Re:as an american sysadmin, how does this work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Easy, just drop traffic from all politicians.

    6. Re:as an american sysadmin, how does this work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      every time i see some weird killswitch legislation proposed in the UK im boggled as to how this gets implemented...I mean, if I were a UK sysadmin would I just be handed a list of network routes I had to drop? or is there a python script i write that scrapes emails from my boss to figure out who I send nastygrams to after shutting down their server?

      What if the server is a virtual host? do i have to shut everything down then? a single route? all routes? Just because little catherine saw her first penis, does it mean I have to suspend an account that controls the website for a favourite tea brand?

      I send my local Tory MP that same question and he replied as follows: "My good man this is not very complicated, all you have to do is block any series of interment tubes that is ejaculating something that that looks 'porny'."

    7. Re:as an american sysadmin, how does this work? by Kjella · · Score: 1

      It's not exactly rocket science how this would work, same way you can't buy porn mags or go to strip clubs and just say you're over 18. Today there are tons of sites that will show hardcore porn to any teenager willing so say "suuuuuure I'm 18+". Like first time you go to brazzers.com:

      This website contains age-restricted materials. If you are under the age of 18 years, or under the age of majority in the location from where you are accessing this website you do not have authorization or permission to enter this website or access any of its materials. If you are over the age of 18 years or over the age of majority in the location from where you are accessing this website by entering the website you hereby agree to comply with all the TERMS AND CONDITIONS. You also acknowledge and agree that you are not offended by nudity and explicit depictions of sexual activity. By clicking on the "Enter" button, and by entering this website you agree with all the above and certify under penalty of perjury that you are an adult.

      Click enter and they'll show you porn. Previews, to make you sign up but more than enough for curious teenagers. And the warning is all just scary talk since minors can't enter contracts and nothing is "under penalty of perjury" unless defined in law, it's all to cover their own ass.

      This law would say this isn't good enough for the UK. If you're a UK website you have to redirect them to a "robust age verification" like a credit card check before they get to see anything. If not, you can be fined. Though if this only applies to sites hosted in the UK and not sites abroad accessed from the UK I predict the amount of porn hosted in the UK to drop to 0% in a week. And if the UK wants to police the Internet, good luck with that.

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    8. Re:as an american sysadmin, how does this work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You just configure on your dns that these domains get forwarded to your blocked page.
      does it really block anything? not really, but the proper way just breaks too much of internet.

      For example, this is how it works in thailand. and then they intercept a list of dns servers traffic, so for example they intercept the traffic going to googles dns server and i think level 3's dns.. but it's just a list of like top 20 servers you might have configured as your upstream dns server. if you just use some dns server not on that list, it gets around the censorship. for some reason they're not intercepting all dns port traffic, so you really just need to configure the new dns(from say korea) and off you go. it's a bizarrely complicated and yet same time half assed solution to the censorship task.

      This bill looks like they want all smut be hosted outside of UK and all cashflow to them to be not taxed in uk either so up to them.

    9. Re:as an american sysadmin, how does this work? by thegarbz · · Score: 2

      Yes. All of the above, and yet I'm still able to access The Pirate Bay from the UK. Seriously this one site alone is an example of how blocking schemes don't work.

    10. Re:as an american sysadmin, how does this work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      in politics you don't have to do it, you just have to convince people you will so they'll vote for you. if it happens at all it'll be an overcostly debacle with dozens of holes (sort of like Anal Acrobats #8), people will point out the faults, there'll be a commission to determine the problem (featuring "experts" who get paid a lot just to be on the commission) and it'll drag on until something else happens, like one of the Queen's Corgis swims the Thames.

    11. Re:as an american sysadmin, how does this work? by gilgongo · · Score: 2

      "They only decide what has to be done. Not how it has to be done."

      It's getting worse than that in fact. In many cases, politicians seem to know their policies can't in fact be executed, but they don't really care. This is because the simple act of pushing for legislation (enacted or not) is enough to do the job of getting people to vote for them. It's like the Trump Wall: there is no way that Trump and his team actually think they'll be able to build the wall. They just know that all they have to do is be seen to be keen on it, then let "politics" ruin it in one of a zillion ways (budgetary opportunity costs, legal obstruction, etc. etc) when the time comes.

      What's amazing though (and I think this is recent) is how such promises have become so disposable. Most politicians seem to now be perfectly OK in ditching policy intentions. After all, if you don't believe in your own policies, it's easy to ditch them once you realise they have outlived their usefulness on the campaign trail - and later on there will always be some distraction you can use to make sure enough people either don't remember or don't care about what you said before.

      Truly - this political world we're in is just awful.

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      "And the meaning of words; when they cease to function; when will it start worrying you?"
    12. Re: as an american sysadmin, how does this work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The mobile phone companies already implement a ban list on various websites. You can get this block removed if you can prove your age by going into the phone shop. Mobile phone block lists work by filtering all DNS server name lookups. It's hardwired into the Android OS. But you can work around it by using Wi-Fi, proxy servers or running ADB to modify your DNS settings.

    13. Re:as an american sysadmin, how does this work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Back to p.1 : how do you check that someone is a politician?

    14. Re:as an american sysadmin, how does this work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Back to p.1 : how do you check that someone is a politician?

      If (s)he utters more than 1 lie per sentence then (s)he a politician. Or CEO. Or working in marketing.

    15. Re:as an american sysadmin, how does this work? by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      Pornography is something of an impulse decision: When you want it, you want it now. Spending ten minutes messing around with an age verification system is going to drive away most customers, who will simply go to one of the many, many non-UK-operated porn sites. Complying with this proposal renders a site commercially unsustainable.

    16. Re:as an american sysadmin, how does this work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whenever someone mentions CC verification, I'm reminded of webcam site spambots that say "its just to verify ur age hunny" and the like.

      Who will be responsible when a kid steals his dad's credit card and the site turns out to be stealing the details? It will happen within a week of something like this going into force. What should be done is that parents should restrict access, and/or teach their kids that such sites are just fantasy and do not depict what happens in typical relationships and how to avoid dodgy/illegal sites.

      There are two kinds of teenagers; those that look at porn and liars.

  13. Proxies anyone? by Bruce66423 · · Score: 1

    Use a proxy, claim to be from X which doesn't require this. Problem solved.

    Am I missing something? Serious question...

    1. Re:Proxies anyone? by wvmarle · · Score: 2

      Yes.

      The other 99%: "what's a proxy?"

    2. Re:Proxies anyone? by quenda · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yes.

      The other 99%: "what's a proxy?"

      The 80%: "oh, you mean that thingamajig my friend / neighbour / youtube-video-instructions did to my internet connection so I could watch US-Netflix / pirate movies / porn ?"

    3. Re:Proxies anyone? by SuricouRaven · · Score: 2

      I work at a school. Every now and then, a new game site is suddenly cropping up on our monitoring - usually being played by five students at once, until we block it. Word travels very quickly. From discovery to common knowledge in a day. I don't see why unblocked porn sites would be any different.

      Somewhat surprisingly, we very rarely find anyone trying to look for porn. I can only assume no-one wants to look at porn in school, where there is no privacy and lots of people potentially peeking.

  14. give it time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I still remember having to work for my porn with playboy magazines, hustler's, VHS, and etc. My first sex movie which wasn't porn at all but it had two sex scenes in it. My friends and I passed that VHS around all over.

    Now access to porn is just a few clicks away on any computer without much effort. I'm not saying everyone will turn out to be perverts or deviants but all that limitless exposure will have some affect in human psychology.

  15. Priorities by Wowsers · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's sick how the politicians are using their usual excuse of "think of the children" to attack the free internet via porn, while they let paedophile (pedophile) gangs roam UK's treats for decades, even police and social services helping these gangs commit their crimes.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

    But just as bad, while politicians have a fetish over banning porn, they have no problem having 24/7 violence on TV. How many people are killed with sex, and how many people killed because TV gives impression to people that violence is ok?

    It's all a smokescreen to control the internet, most people too stupid to see it, they are just fixated on the control porn argument.

    --
    Take Nobody's Word For It.
    1. Re:Priorities by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

      I'm not so sure it's a smokescreen in this case. Some people genuinely believe that they have to do something "for the children" and that stuff like this is both beneficial and effective.

      I think whenever a politicial proposes a new law that limits what we can and cannot do, other politicians (MPs, lords, senators, congressman or what have you) should ask a few simple questions before even considering the law, and journalists should keep asking until they get a satisfactory answer:
      - What problem are you trying to solve?
      - Is that really a problem?
      - How will your law contribute to a solution, and is a proportional measure? (i.e. are the negative effects of the law like loss of freedom in unrelated cases a lot smaller than the expected positive effects)
      - How and when will you measure success?
      The last part kind of ought to be part of the law, with an automatic repeal in case success is not achieved or evaluated.

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    2. Re:Priorities by umghhh · · Score: 1

      This should apply to any law. Similar to actual process leading to any action in a group - decide if there is a problem, what the reasons are, how to fix it, decide on a solution and verify the effects, repeat if need be.

      There is a problem with this tho, more than one actually. When such method is deployed you need some sort of agreement on the deployment or else those that disagree just boycott the groups' decisions. The other is lobby work - clear statement of goal will show who our heroes sold themselves for. Then there are PR campaigns - and all political correctness nonsense (Rotherham?). So better concentrate on something that has effect only on anybody that cannot and/or would not protest, show how good we are as a society, at least on the face of it.
      I actually prefer to read stories. These can of course also harm minorities and 'weak'. I guess jerking off will be done to glossy magazines again rather than in front of a display.

    3. Re:Priorities by gilgongo · · Score: 1

      "with an automatic repeal in case success is not achieved or evaluated"

      While I think that's actually a pretty good idea (and see also the discussions about randomised control trials in social policy), but it may lead to a "ratchet effect" occurring. This is because, basically, the only thing elected officials can do is legislate in reaction to anything. Something bad happens? Pass a law to ban it.

      So if a law doesn't have the desired effect, it may well be seen to have been too mild. Kids still viewing porn because porn sites have moved off shore? Make it illegal to register a .uk domain without proof of business intent, and then block all non .uk domains with a Great Firewall unless citizens supply a one-time code based on their passport number to access them. And so it continues in a race to the bottom...

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      "And the meaning of words; when they cease to function; when will it start worrying you?"
    4. Re:Priorities by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      If implemented it would create a tsunami of credit card fraud. Training users to enter their card details as authentication for porn sites is incredibly stupid and dangerous.

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    5. Re:Priorities by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

      That's a good point, and this rule doesn't guarantee that no more disproportional or ineffective laws are passed. What needs to change is the mindset with politicians and the public, and this rule is meant to foster that change.

      The automatic repeal goes hand in hand with those questions: additional stricter measures would increasingly fail the question of proportionality.

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      If construction was anything like programming, an incorrectly fitted lock would bring down the entire building...
    6. Re:Priorities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting. One of the people got 9 years in prison. People are pushing copyright infringement to 10 years. So sometimes it's safer to rape a bunch of teenagers than to download a commercial porn video.

      FYI: The kids were 13-15, all teenagers. Pedophiles are for pre-teens and earlier. This was 'only' underage sex slaves.

    7. Re:Priorities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How many people are killed with sex ...

      I believe HIV alone kills about 16,000 a year.

    8. Re:Priorities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sorry but we will be staying in the EU and the pesky EU brexit problem is not going away, the EU regulations will never be out of the window.

    9. Re:Priorities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only the mentally ill look at a work of fiction and think "It's okay to kill people" because of it.

  16. Two Phase Plan for Higher Birth Rates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1) Exit EU

    2) Ban Porn

    Result: Millions of horny teenagers unable to move around, and unable to do anything except fuck each other!

    1. Re:Two Phase Plan for Higher Birth Rates by mrbester · · Score: 1

      We already have that: teens restricted by ASBOs to their council estates. In other news, teenage pregnancies are on the rise.

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      "Wait. Something's happening. It's opening up! My God, it's full of apricots!"
  17. Pre-empt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Foreign porn sites should just pre-emptly block the UK from accessing them, like with a disclaimer.

    "This site is blocked for UK visitors. Why don't you go have sex with an attractive British girl instead?"
    [picture of J Jonah Jameson laughing his ass off]

  18. Pigs Head by Going_Digital · · Score: 2

    Perhaps if David Cameron had internet porn he would have known that there are better places to put your manhood than a pigs head.

  19. The list? by Feral+Nerd · · Score: 2

    Britain's prime minister "says none of Britain's top 10 porn sites -- which account for 52% of all views...

    Ok... lost me right there... where can I find that list?

  20. You mean... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It will no longer be cool and exciting and instead be boring and uninteresting, leading to fewer people being interested in sex, since they will have looked at it before they had a sexual response to it and now find it a turnoff in their post-pubescent years?

    I mean seriously the majority of kids I know did it to say they did it, or to find out what all the fuss was about. Take the fuss away and it gets pretty boring/old/tacky/what old people do in a hurry. I forsee it ending up sort of like legalized drugs, once the mystique is stripped away more people will be in the open about it, but even more will no longer be interested in it since it isn't taboo anymore.

    Whether that is a good or bad long term effect remains to be seen, but given all the fucked up shit that happens without regular access to porn I don't forsee it being any worse than society already is. And restricting it won't make society better, it will just leave a large percentage unaware, and naivety is the firm step in corruption.

    1. Re:You mean... by nukenerd · · Score: 1

      It will no longer be cool and exciting and instead be boring and uninteresting

      Speak for yourself.

    2. Re:You mean... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, there's a lot of research coming out that indicates that "free access to immediate porn constantly" *does* have a detrimental effect on men... Men become less motivated to succeed in life (among other things), leading to all sorts of secondary and tertiary effects (as well as a declining birth rate).

    3. Re:You mean... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nature selection could mean that only well adjusted men gets to reproduce. That will be around 10-20% which will mirror other mammalian species. Not sure how females will take this though. They will take over the world and keep few choice male specimen for entertainment and procreation.

  21. Entering? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I never "enter" a web site. Much less a porn site. Yukkk...

    You're holding it wrog.

  22. Re:So,basically the verification bill will be usel by Feral+Nerd · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Unless I'm missing something, how exactly do they plan to enforce this for overseas sites?

    Or is this going to end up with some braindead ISP filter saying: "I see you're trying to access a porn site, I've logged that for you, now confirm who you are so I can log that too (under the guise of letting you have access once verified)"

    Privacy invasion, much.

    It's the job of the parents to control access to the internet from their house, not the state. If the state has to do this, then perhaps the parents should be held more responsible?

    I find it amusing how conservatives, who are usually the most energetic at raging against regulations and the mommy state, are the most eager to impose mountains of regulations, draconian censorship and generally the mommy state on the public in order to regulate other people's sexual behaviour. In fact it is downright creepy how obsessed they are over who other people might be having sex with in the privacy of their bedrooms and how they are doing it, or in this case what they are using their laptops or tablet computers and tissue dispensers for in the privacy of their bedrooms.

  23. They're doing what politicians must.. by zuki · · Score: 0

    As the Brexit poll showed a few days ago, there is a large percentage of any population that is completely out of touch with reality, and this proposal is no different. Such scare tactics basically pander to the lowest-common-denominator voters out there, giving them yet another feel-good measure that accomplishes nothing much besides giving everyone else a headache. Because it clearly is something that any rational person would conclude cannot be properly carried out unless those who are asking for it do not understand the very nature of the Internet.

    But more to the point, it generally reflects a disconnect between those of us who spend our a large part of our lives on this new global network, and the aging population who stopped discovering new things back around the time Faulty Towers was popular (but who very much still vote, once again as evidenced by their decision to leave the EU, when the whole thing was really an anti-immigrantion ploy) and are content with BBC2 programs on the telly.

    Again, the sole purpose of these types of legislative measures is to escape blame, look strong on what's considered 'bad behavior', distract people away from the actual and real pressing issues that would take a lot to address, and get more votes (whatever it takes).

    1. Re:They're doing what politicians must.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As the Brexit poll showed a few days ago, there is a large percentage of any population that is completely out of touch with reality

      Neither side of the debate will disagree with that sentiment.

      the aging population who stopped discovering new things back around the time Faulty Towers was popular (but who very much still vote, once again as evidenced by their decision to leave the EU, when the whole thing was really an anti-immigrantion ploy)

      False and false. There were survey results going around in the immediate aftermath where the top reason for voting leave was democratic sovereignty. Let's not let reality get in the way of your narrative though... right?

    2. Re:They're doing what politicians must.. by Teun · · Score: 1

      So?
      GB never lost sovereignty, they gave it added value by combining it with that of other EU nations.
      Basically people were too lazy to follow the news and read the tabloids instead.

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      "The likes of Facebook and WhatsApp are free to those whose privacy is of zero value."
  24. want Brexit? Let me scare you into stay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In about a week, Europe will vote for the exact opposite

  25. too late by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Kids who grew up with internet porn now have kids, these parents won't care much if their children watch porn, it is way of life.

  26. Re:So,basically the verification bill will be usel by alexandre.oberlin · · Score: 1

    Responsible parents could arguably control Internet access for their children from their house, but not so easily from e.g. WiFi hotspots or libraries.

  27. Re:So,basically the verification bill will be usel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can you imagine some spotty 13year kid knocking one out in the local library, oh the headlines in the local newspaper.

  28. Good Parenting should be enough by Vrekais · · Score: 1

    Having websites act as parents isn't an efficient solution. Teach parents how to use decent parental control software and about the importance to monitoring what their children do online (not just porn) would be far more effective.

    This issue will probably get less over time as the current generation of internet and computer illiterate parents are gradually replaced by the next generation that grew up with the internet and won't need a state sponsored course in this.To be honest I think one of the bigger issues is every parent buying their child a laptop each, yeah it can be great for entertainment and education but at least with a family computer it's in a place where you can see what they're doing without having to spy and it'd be very embarrassing to be caught looking at porn in the dining room or kitchen.

    I think I know and/or have a plan for managing the internet when I have kids, and while the first time they go on a porn site won't immediately lead to punishment it will at least allow me to know that a conversation about it is necessary as well as discussion on an age when it might be appropriate.

    1. Re:Good Parenting should be enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good parenting is rare enough to the point it is not statistically significant. So the society tries other options. Well, this one will fail.

    2. Re:Good Parenting should be enough by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Good parenting is rare enough to the point it is not statistically significant.

      That's because good parents are rare, etc.

      So the society tries other options. Well, this one will fail.

      Yes, the options other than improving the parents. The stupid are easier to lead. That's why we mostly eat cows and chickens. Well, and vegetables, but they don't run at all.

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      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
  29. Let's just give up anonymity by alexandre.oberlin · · Score: 1

    If you're ashamed to do it then don't do it Or fully live your shame.

  30. America #1 by penguinoid · · Score: 3, Funny

    study found that 60% of the world's porn was hosted in America

    I knew America was still number 1 at something.

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    1. Re:America #1 by sysrammer · · Score: 1

      It's how we erected the internet.

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  31. pulling my dick by bigtreeman · · Score: 1

    give credit card details to a porn site,
    you're pulling my dick!

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    Go well
    1. Re:pulling my dick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      give credit card details to a porn site, you're pulling my dick!

      For a credit card payment, they'd better be doing that and a lot more!

    2. Re:pulling my dick by RuffMasterD · · Score: 1

      If you have pounds on your credit card, you can't afford me pulling your dick.

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      Human Rights, Article 12: Freedom from Interference with Privacy, Family, Home and Correspondence
    3. Re:pulling my dick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why? There are plenty of reputable porn sites on the Net, I've paid for many of them and never had any problem. Some people want to see guaranteed clean content with some level of quality, rather than surf tumblr for a weird mixture of MILFs and CP.

  32. No better way to skim... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously, is there a better way to collect thousands of CC numbers than this?

  33. Re: So,basically the verification bill will be use by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, in Jamaica they burn you in the street for being gay. In most Islamic countries it's a state-sponsored execution.

    So, relatively speaking, a few old people trying not wanting to bake cakes for gay weddings is a homosexual utopia.

  34. Re:So,basically the verification bill will be usel by Zaelath · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yeah, where's the verification bill requiring that car companies prove people have a driver's licence before operating their vehicles? One of these leads to wanking, the other leads to death....

  35. Really now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not by preventing kids from knowing about sex that you'll be protecting them.

  36. Dick pics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To verify that you've reached puberty, you need to upload a dick pic to the pornsite, so they can check that you've got hair on your balls.

  37. Re:So,basically the verification bill will be usel by swb · · Score: 1

    The mistake we make is in judging political entities by the liberties they endorse.

    Instead we should recognize that all political entities believe in regulating the behaviors they believe are counter-productive to their world view or they believe prevent achieving their goals.

  38. What problem would this solve? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I cannot think of a single problem that would be solved by this.

  39. Crap, I just thought of another one by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    "Yeah, it's all fish fingers and custard"

    --
    "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
  40. Racket by a politician go figure. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To verify age you need ID. "robust" deez nuts. They want to track you. To see genitals just look down. Everybody has them.

  41. Re:So,basically the verification bill will be usel by GNious · · Score: 1

    Unless I'm missing something, how exactly do they plan to enforce this for overseas sites?

    /quote>

    Use their position in the EU to enforce it against the 26% of porn hosted in the Netherlands, as well as other locations in the EU.... oh, wait ....

  42. Overrated? Kind of like the UKP by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    Thanks, I'll be here forever. Try the veal.

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    "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
  43. ISP level is where to do it by John+Allsup · · Score: 1

    Rather than requiring foreign sites to adapt, the ISP level porn blockers could be adapted to do this: require an account's owner be age verified. How you separate access from an authorised machine at a home address from one which is not is another matter, but I doubt it's that hard. My worry is that this is more of a political stunt to win votes from conservative votes with tradition-derived anti-sex attitudes, and to try and win the religous vote to the Tories away from Labour: compassion and care for the poor vs anti-porn/sex/gay policy. Sensible followers of religion should be more interested in the former, but I fear the latter is more easy to motivate political support for amongst those (swing voters) who would waver between Lab and Con at an election. In additon, those who care about the ability to access porn for people who are not underage are likely too small a minority to have an effect at the ballot box.

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  44. Cameron trying to maximize damage before he goes? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Seriously, what the hell is this supposed to do, aside of pretty much kill the only industry in Britain that's not been hit by the Brexit already? Nobody outside the Isle of Splendid Isolation gives halve a fuck about their laws, so the only thing this will affect is that porn providers outside GB will cater to British tastes more in an attempt to attract Brits as customers.

    And of course any and all porn in Britain will do what the rest of the industry already does: Pack up and leave.

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  45. Re:Cameron trying to maximize damage before he goe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > Nobody outside the Isle of Splendid Isolation gives halve a fuck about their laws

    They aren't actually alone on stuff like that. Germany has been trying to figure how to push age-ratings on web sites (like they do on video games and movies) for some time.

  46. Madness, proposed my idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unworkable, impractical, interfering, and quite authoritarian. Typical of the braindead Tory politician.

  47. Stupid, but may solve unemployment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While I believe porn can cause a lot more harm than most people seem to think, I am totally against this kind of crap. It is just a way to get some control. Then more control. The creep never ends.

    On a positive note, I think she has figured out how to employ all the people who lost their oil related jobs, and also all the job losses from Brexit. In fact, she could probably employ almost every human on the planet trying to keep up with this. Is someone going to re-evaluate the website after every update? Like each time a new story is posted on Slashdot? Each time someone makes a new comment?

  48. under 18 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Only 10% of the site's viewers are below the age of 18? I thought that figure would be higher. I remember when I was under 18, I looked at porn. But then, high speed internet with HD video and large photos were not around. I saw some freshmen or sophomores 9-10 graders looking at Playboy or Penthouse magazine right outside of my school's entrance. Just saying.

  49. quit being so simple by laurencetux · · Score: 1

    factors for choosing a coffee shop

    1 price
    2 location
    3 type and quality of coffee
    4 "social" factors
    5 environmental factors
    6 other items available
    7 formats/ presentation of goods

    and thats just a cup of coffee

  50. Even more shoe-on-head-stupid politicians by kheldan · · Score: 1

    Apparently no politician anywhere on the planet understands even basic technology, let alone how the internet works. You can't dictate things like this to websites that are owned and wholly hosted outside the borders of your country. Therefore your 'morality legislation', like all 'morality legislation', falls flat on it's face right out of the gate. Even China's 'great firewall' isn't 100% effective and opens the door to all sorts of abuse of it's abilities.

    I've said it before, and I'll say it again: at the rate things are going, we're going to end up with NO internet at all, only 'walled gardens' within national borders, that are utterly useless for anything serious due to lack of connectivity and too many controls, along with a useless substitute for actual encryption.

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    1. Re:Even more shoe-on-head-stupid politicians by Areyoukiddingme · · Score: 1

      I've said it before, and I'll say it again: at the rate things are going, we're going to end up with NO internet at all, only 'walled gardens' within national borders, that are utterly useless for anything serious due to lack of connectivity and too many controls, along with a useless substitute for actual encryption.

      Remember, telecommunications companies are people too. For once, corporate control of so many governments worldwide will work in our favor. They can't actually cut the cables. The telcos make too much money off of them to allow that. At best, they'll all buy Great Firewalls, and the rest of the world's population will catch up with the general Chinese population, who are already adept at tunneling through the Great Firewall.

      The average 3 felonies per day that everyone already commits will rise to 4 and life will go on. The government will make horrible examples of a handful of people, and the rest of the population will ignore it and continue breaking the law. The rule of law is coming to an end faster all the time. I had hope that I wouldn't live long enough to see it. Seems now that I will.

  51. Re:So,basically the verification bill will be usel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Yeah, where's the verification bill requiring that car companies prove people have a driver's licence before operating their vehicles? One of these leads to wanking, the other leads to death....

    I've yet to see a dealer not demand to see your license, and make a copy of it, before letting you get into a car.

    Also your insurance, the last few I've got have checked that too, and told me I needed to check with the insurance company.

    And I think, but I'm not sure, but they also had to tell me to go register my vehicle.

  52. Re:So,basically the verification bill will be usel by dryeo · · Score: 1

    My libraries WiFi and desktops seem to be pretty locked down. Never tried to access porn there but I did get kicked off for trying to upload a zip file to a ftp site.

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  53. Priorities by janoc · · Score: 1

    It is really good to see that the Tories, having fixed that pesky EU brexit problem, have moved on to the next important issue already.

    It just shows what they are really after - now, with the EU regulations possibly out of the window, they can get rid of stupid commie crap like worker protections, human rights or privacy protections. Let's do everything to make the rich even richer and screw everyone else.

  54. You'll turn 14-year-old boys into criminals by davidwr · · Score: 1

    I assume using someone else's credit card without authorization is a crime in Great Britain.

    If it's not, well, nevermind then.

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  55. Didn't AVS systems already get used? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They once seemed popular enough in the US where an age-verification service would take a CC before letting you in. It probably wasn't mandatory, but was one of those "implement it or a law will be passed to make it mandatory, depending on your State" things.

    So, what happened? Is it just that more pr0n is free now and no one cares? Why did AVS as a "thing" stop?

  56. Re:So,basically the verification bill will be usel by teg · · Score: 2

    I find it amusing how conservatives, who are usually the most energetic at raging against regulations and the mommy state, are the most eager to impose mountains of regulations, draconian censorship and generally the mommy state on the public in order to regulate other people's sexual behaviour. I

    This goes for conservatives (Republicans) in the US as well. They're against regulation of businesses, but they sure are happy about regulating people's personal life..

  57. Re:So,basically the verification bill will be usel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you want to save children from being exposed to the "evils" of the Internet, just ban anyone under 18 from accessing the Internet.

    Restrict it to adults, like alcohol and tobacco.

    If someone under 18 accesses the Internet, punish both the child and his parents, who should have prevented the access.

    If a child needs information, such as for a school assignment, he can go to the library and read a book, just like in the old days before the Internet.

  58. Re:So,basically the verification bill will be usel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, as the saying goes, "There is no such thing as a sane Conservative".
    I don't know if that is a saying. It should be. It has that weight to it.

    I don't think I have ever seen a single Conservative that isn't full-blown fucking weird, broken or so removed from general society.
    They should be locked up in mental asylums, not elected to run the fucking country.

    Even after everything that has happened with the Conservatives in the UK, those old idiots will still likely re-elect them because "they are protecting muh pension!", OH, WAIT.
    Changing tax laws and deliberately keeping their income low for a while so they can truthfully say "I will not benefit from this", then just HAPPEN to get a sudden wage increase that puts them in the bracket. NOPE, not collusion at all!
    All those disabled people in work? Yeah, scrap that welfare, they don't need to be working, damn cripples.
    In fact, let's scrap the whole welfare system, why help people in to work? Fuck'em.
    But we better stop them looking at porn, that's the devils work!

    Seriously, go watch an interview with Claire Perry, the person behind the UK filter project. She's a generic whacko like the rest of them. She is one of those idiots that thinks the government need to do everything for them. She should have her kids taken off her, the actual cunt, just like the rest of them for blaming others for their mistakes.
    The internet is an exact metaphor for city-exploration. There are some parts only adults and mature people should enter. There are some places only for kids and parents. Letting your kid walk a city on their own is irresponsible. Especially if you don't TEACH them about the things you are trying to keep them away from.
    Gotta ban all the things so my kids can grow up to be 40 year old virgins and maladjusted people. (which is true of most people that grow up in such homes, poor kids)

    My post would be an arrestable offence under a UK-without-EU Tory-lead UK.
    Absolute scum of the highest order. All of them.
    It's time to get out if you like questioning things.

  59. Re:Cameron trying to maximize damage before he goe by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    I didn't say that Merkel was any better than Cameron. Actually, for someone who allegedly studied physics he's a pretty big dimwit.

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  60. Re:So,basically the verification bill will be usel by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    I've yet to see a dealer not demand to see your license, and make a copy of it, before letting you get into a car.
    Also your insurance, the last few I've got have checked that too, and told me I needed to check with the insurance company.
    And I think, but I'm not sure, but they also had to tell me to go register my vehicle.

    License, yes. Insurance, you can just call your insurance company while you're there and tell them you've done it and they go "okay!" Registration, yes, and they usually file it for you.

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    "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
  61. Re:So,basically the verification bill will be usel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While it's true that the Tories are hypocritical and all kinds of dumb, you'll be sharply disappointed if you expect anything better from Labour.

    Listen out for the shadow home secretary speaking against this idea. Or anyone in the shadow cabinet, really. I believe a lot of tumbleweed will blow by before you hear it.

  62. Too much porn available by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Age verification? What a joke.

    Why not introduce opening times for the internet?

    Anyway, there is more porn available through torrents and magnet links than you can watch. Without ANY age verification...

  63. Re:So,basically the verification bill will be usel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here in Germany we do it the other way around:
    To register a car, you have to show proof of insurance first.
    And a bank account, where the tax is withdrawn from automatically.

    That's why almost all cars have insurance here.

  64. Re:So,basically the verification bill will be usel by Zaelath · · Score: 1

    The dealer yes, how is he the car company? The ISP knows you're an adult, they have a signed contract with you, like the dealer does. I never signed anything with Mazda for my last car.

    Is this some strange American thing where all the cars are owned by the car company and you only purchase the right to use them?