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Microsoft Store Offers Free Laptop If They Can't Upgrade Your PC To Windows 10 (microsoft.com)

Microsoft is now promising that their Microsoft Store employees "will give you a free Dell laptop if the staff can't do a same-day upgrade on your eligible PC by close of business," reports new Slashdot submitter Pritam Dash. To be eligible for the Dell Inspiron 15, the PC must meet Microsoft's upgrade requirements -- and be checked in by noon -- and in a further effort to boost adoption for their of the Windows 10 operating system, Microsoft is also announcing that "If your PC isn't compatible with Windows 10, we'll recycle it and give you $150 toward the purchase of a new PC." (This second offer is limited to PCs already running Windows 8). Both offers are valid until July 29th, "while supplies last."

Meanwhile, the U.S. army is "half a year behind the January 2017 deadline to adopt Windows 10 set by Defense Department Chief Information Officer Terry Halvorsen," and has hired Microsoft engineers to assess their 1.1 million devices and legacy systems.

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  1. What could possibly go wrong? by Dster76 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    http://www.pcworld.com/article...

    there’s no way to turn off some of the telemetry data Windows 10 collects about your system and beams back to the mothership. Microsoft executives don’t consider this a privacy issue. If you do, Windows 10 isn’t for you.

    Now let's put this on 1.1 million military systems.

  2. Will the new laptop ... by PPH · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... run Linux?

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  3. Re:Creepy by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Microsoft has gone into Gollum mode with Windows 10

    Nothing creepy at all . . . it's simple greed. The new Microsoft CEO, Satya Nutella, obviously has a bonus tied to Windows 10 installations.

    Just wait until December. Microsoft will be sending out folks to your home, to give you a free PC with Windows 10 installed on it. Just to boost the installation numbers over the goal line for Satya Nutella.

    That's the gag with Windows 10 Telemetry . . . Microsoft can always know how many PCs are running it. So Satya Nutella can't fudge the numbers.

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  4. Re:Actual DoD statement on the subject by Bite+The+Pillow · · Score: 5, Interesting

    http://iase.disa.mil/Pages/ind... has 3 relevant rules for Windows 10. It must be deployed by January 2017, Domain-joined systems must use Windows 10 Enterprise Edition, and Windows Telemetry must be configured to the lowest level.

    It's right there. DISA is the DoD cyber rule maker, and you don't have to be military to read or use their guidance.

    There is no special build. And apparently basic telemetry is fine.

  5. MS Muthafuctchas REALLY Want You To Do This! by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If they are spending several hundred on a user to go to Windows 10, what make you thing there's ANYTHING to your advantage in doing so?

    "Take our Futching Trojan Horse operating system, kiddo! It's not JUST FREE, we will PAY YOU to take it!"

    This is not good. Trust me. It's not good at all.

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