Microsoft Starts Testing Windows 10's Next Major Update (theverge.com)

A week after releasing Windows 10 Anniversary Update, Microsoft is already ready to unveil new features for its next major update dubbed Redstone 2. The Verge reports: The new update doesn't have any big new features for public testers yet, as Microsoft is in the early stages of making structural improvements to its OneCore shared code of Windows across PCs, tablets, phones, HoloLens, Xbox, and IoT. The first few builds available for testing "may include more bugs and other issues that could be slightly more painful for some people to live" according to Windows software engineer Dona Sarkar. Microsoft has released Windows 10 build 14901, and the company is testing out new notifications within File Explorer to provide tips on what's new in Windows 10. You can opt out of the notifications, and they're just a test for now.

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Microsoft-to-English translation

[gweilo8888]

Microsoftese: "the company is testing out new notifications within File Explorer to provide tips on what's new in Windows 10"

English: "the company is testing out a new ad delivery system within File Explorer to push upsells on new features added to Windows 10"

Nobody cares

[dargndorp]

Microsoft has announced ages ago that Win 10 will be on a perpetual rolling release. There's absolutely no reason to report on the breakfast choices of every junior developer in Redmond.

tl;dr: This is not news.

What's on the horizon.

[Chas]

1: All activity on your system will be logged down to the keystroke and sent off to law enforcement for eventual perusal.
2: Windows will gradually being replacing all third-party apps with Microsoft products in the same field.
3: All authentication will be moving over to strict degradation porn. To log into your system, you'll need to allow the system to snap a picture of you engaged in some form of depraved sexual act.
4: Ads and popups and pop-unders will now no longer be browser-only "features". The OS will randomly pop them up, completely stealing focus away from whatever you're doing and won't release focus again until you've spent real money on whatever was advertised. And if Microsoft logs any legal complaints, to either cops or lawyers, they'll delete your whole system and brick the hardware.
5: You will be required to tie a bank account and at least one credit card to WindowsPay. Otherwise you risk being randomly logged out at 15 second intervals...