NASA Releases First-Ever Close-Up Images of Jupiter's North Pole (npr.org)
NASA has released the first close-up images of Jupiter's north pole captured by the Juno spacecraft, taken during the probe's first flyby of the planet with its instruments switched on. "The images show storm systems and weather activity unlike anything previously seen on any of our solar system's gas-giant planets," writes Tony Greicius via NASA. NPR reports: "NASA also released an image of Jupiter's southern aurora, a unique view that could be captured only by a spacecraft close to Jupiter. The aurora occurs when energized particles from the sun interact with Jupiter's atmosphere near the planet's poles. The space agency also released audio of what the aurora sounds like if you convert it to a frequency the human ear can hear. The pictures and data were collected Aug. 27, when June made the first of some three dozen scheduled close encounters with Jupiter. At its closest approach, the spacecraft was a mere 2,500 miles above the planet's cloud tops." The images can be found here. You can also listen to Jupiter's auroras via YouTube. Spoiler: they sound like a dial-up modem.
Fortress of Solitude?
Jesus?
Hm?
That really doesn't sound anything like a dial-up modem, but I think I know what it is.
It's just the newest Aphex Twin release.
How is the Riemann zeta function like Trump rallies? Both have an endless number of trivial zeros.
...shots yet to come. Hey, we know Juno went through Hell to take those pictures. But the Voyagers have accustomed us to juicier images. That's only the beginning anyway, and due to distance, bandwidth etc... we'll get better soon, hopefully.
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Actually, Pioneer 11 did it first in the mid 1970's
Table-ized A.I.
Uh, it's not like we have a wagonload of them. There are two. So the weather on Jupiter may be different from that on Saturn. Except that we haven't actually checked yet.
Sensational.
If you you convert it to frequencies in the audible range, demodulate it at 2400 baud, covert the data to ascii, then ROT13 decode it, it will read "Make America Great Again". Just ask Donald Trump. He told me.
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From http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/09/02/492406705/nasa-probe-takes-first-ever-images-of-jupiters-north-pole
What's going on? Is someone manually typing it, or is someone intentionally introducing typos?
The probe is named "Juno", as in Mrs Jove. You know, Jupiter's first wife.
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Those are the shrieking eels...
I too have been hoping for stunning and terrifying up close images of Jupiter, however it comes as no surprise that they are not so incredible. They sent the probe into the harshest space environment in the solar system: the fierce radiation at the north pole of Jupiter. They sent the probe to do hard science, not send back inspiring photos - although we have eighteen months of mission left so we will see. A large part of the mission follows the mantra, "Get in and get the hell out". Which is to say before they lose the probe to radiation. The entirety of the mission is 18 months, so we will have to wait and see what follows.
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Haha. We found a flat-earther y'all! But turning back to the adult's table... the JunoCam (that is the visual light component) is set to go offline on Jan 11, 2017 due to radiation. It can survive about 8 orbits of Jupiter before it dies.
That's Saturn, idiot.
TL;DR: Shut up about the fucking camera. That is not why Juno is there, and it is the best camera we know how to build for that environment.
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Juno is not there to fill your porn cache with superficial visible light dick pics Jupiter.
Juno is orbiting in the second most actively destructive (for a probe) orbital environment in this solar system. The only one worse is the coronal atmosphere of Sol.... and there is nothing we know how to build that would survive there for long enough to justify the attempt. It will be amazing if Juno lasts long enough to finish its primary mission. The hard radiation environment around Jupiter is ripping that probe apart atom by atom and it corrupts the signal quality in every system on Juno at insane levels... Juno is built as a $1.2B gold brick because it has to be.
Why don't you get pretty pictures? Because that is not why Juno is there. It is there to probe Jupiter with RADAR, and measure its gravitational field, and record the EMF environment. If you knew a god-damn thing about image sensors you'd know that trying to get the camera to work at all in an environment that has so much hard radiation in it, is a huge compromise. Imagine trying to use a normal, commercial image sensor in a camera that has a housing made of material that leaks light. It leaks so much fucking light that the exposure has more input from this leakage, than light from the subject that the lens system is focused on! That is what a hard radiation environment does to a camera system that cannot for, mass reasons be properly shielded to keep the noise floor sane.
At first I was a little underwhelmed by the pictures too. But then I saw some info about what that image sensor has to deal with to get any meaningful output. It is a miracle of just enough shielding and some really good signal processing that the images we got back don't look like over-exposed dental x-rays of the of the camera housing. So, yeah, the pictures are going to lack dynamic range and resolution. As others have pointed out the only reason it has a camera is because of you whiney fools. Well you got your insanely expensive camera that can take pictures in the second hardest natural radiation environment in the solar system... Now, you shut up at the kids table and enjoy your mediocre pictures. Maybe some nerd at JPL will figure out how to pull some insane Instagram shit to make them pop later.
Meanwhile, at the adult table, we await the output and learned interpretation, from the more interesting instruments on Juno.