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'Paying Taxes Is a Lot Better Than Phony Corporate Courage, Apple' (theintercept.com)

theodp writes: Every fall," writes The Intercept's Sam Biddle, "internet and its resident tech mumblers congregate for The Apple Event, a quasi-pagan streaming-video rite in which Tim Cook boasts of just how much money his company is making (a lot) and just how much good it's introducing to the world (this typically involves a new iPhone). This is merely annoying most years; but in 2016, when Apple is loudly, publicly denying its tax obligations around the world, it's just gross." Biddle finds Apple's use of the word 'courage' to describe the corporate ethos that pushed the company to remove the headphone plug from the newest iPhone while offering a new pair of $160 jack-free earbuds particularly irksome: "Removing a headphone jack or adding 20 headphone jacks does not require courage; engineers are very smart, but their job does not typically require much bravery. Courage is more often found in, say, running into a burning school to rescue the students and class rodent. Or, maybe, you could call courageous the act of paying the many billions you owe around the world into the system that ensures those students have all of the resources they need in order to learn and grow. Just a hint: Collaborative spreadsheet software doesn't count [introducing new real-time collaboration features, Cook called iWork a "very important tool in education"].

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  1. Re:Clamp down on this socialist crap by oh_my_080980980 · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Listen ass-hole, Apple et. al. are the ones that created the fucking law in the first place and oppose any changes to the law.

    And if Apple is so happy to make money in Ireland, then why do they want a tax holiday to bring the earning back to America!

    So fuck off and die.

  2. WHAT'S TRUMP HIDING?!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    SHOW US THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE!!! err, TAX RETURNS!

    Filter error: Don't use so many caps. It's like YELLING.

    that was my intent, you nimrod filter.