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HP To Buy Samsung's Printer Business For $1.05 Billion (usatoday.com)

HP has agreed to a deal with Samsung to acquire their printer business for $1.05 billion, a deal that will be the largest print acquisition in HP's history. USA Today reports: "The acquisition of Samsung's printer business allows us to deliver print innovation and create entirely new business opportunities with far better efficiency, security, and economics for customers," said HP president and CEO Dion Weisler in a statement. The Samsung deal would give HP access to 6,500 printing patents as well as 1,300 researchers and engineers "with advanced expertise in laser printer technology." While this deal is being negotiated, Samsung's mobile phone business has been navigating a recall of its Galaxy Note 7 smartphones over issues with batteries catching fire and exploding. One of the most recent accidents reported involved a six-year-old boy in New York, who was using the device when it "suddenly burst into flames."

111 comments

  1. Should have bought Lexmark by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The way things are going, they could have gotten Lexmark for less.

  2. Stop with the unrelated topics, please! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    What do batteries catching fire have to do with printers?

    NOTHING!

    Please stop with the stories that are off topic with themselves.

    1. Re: Stop with the unrelated topics, please! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But it's not off topic. In your narrow minded post you forgot to say that Samsung(who sold their printer business to HP) is also having problems with their flagship phone. Could this have anything to do with the sale? It's worth investigating. Is this recall hurting Samsung so much that they had to shed some weight?

      People like you don't ask these type of questions, because you might not like the answers you find.

    2. Re: Stop with the unrelated topics, please! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BeauHD is just not a good editor. That's how he often writes his stories, despite months of being told it's annoying.

    3. Re:Stop with the unrelated topics, please! by pushing-robot · · Score: 4, Funny

      lp0 on fire

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    4. Re: Stop with the unrelated topics, please! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Okay, BeauHD, thanks for your opinion.

    5. Re:Stop with the unrelated topics, please! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is 2016; everything is about phones and/or apps. EVERYTHING!

    6. Re:Stop with the unrelated topics, please! by hashish · · Score: 1

      BeauHD has been to journalism school; that is how they teach them to pad out stories these days. And it is totally relevant coz he posted links, that means (s)he did his/her research.

    7. Re: Stop with the unrelated topics, please! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except Samsung isn't one company, the Samsung that sold the printer company isn't the Samsung having problems with the phone that ISN'T their flagship phone (the Note 7 is not the Galaxy 7)

      People like you ask these questions because you have no idea.

    8. Re: Stop with the unrelated topics, please! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SMACKDOWN!

    9. Re:Stop with the unrelated topics, please! by GrumpyNope · · Score: 1

      gn7 on fire

    10. Re:Stop with the unrelated topics, please! by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 2

      What do batteries catching fire have to do with printers?

      One-time thermal printers!

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    11. Re:Stop with the unrelated topics, please! by luis_a_espinal · · Score: 1

      TRIGGERS!!! TRIGGERS!!!!

    12. Re:Stop with the unrelated topics, please! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shut the fuck up jackass.

  3. Connection? by sphealey · · Score: 2

    = = = While this deal is being negotiated, Samsung's mobile phone business has been navigating a recall of its Galaxy Note 7 smartphones over issues with batteries catching fire and exploding.= = =

    I doubt there is much more connection between Samsung's printer and cell phone divisions than there is between their printer and guided missile destroyer units.

    sPh

    1. Re:Connection? by rtb61 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, there is one connection, the money from the sale of the printer division to pay for the losses of the built in battery division. I wonder how much Samsung saved in battery manufacture by having non user removable batteries, compared to how much they lost as a result of having non user replaceable batteries, youch, decades of claimed battery savings down the drain and no where near paying for the whole bullshit marketing about built in batteries being better than user replaceable ones. I guess the Samsung executives will just have to keep listening to that marketing and suck it up. No different to end users facing that same problem.

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  4. If only someone would buy Samsung's fridge busines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ....so a competent business would focus on keeping their smart refrigerators properly upgraded instead of turning them into blue screen worthless junk after a few years.

  5. Samsung makes printers...?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    NT

    1. Re:Samsung makes printers...?? by dgatwood · · Score: 2

      Terrible printers, last I checked. I went around at a trade show a few years ago to look at laser printers, and the Samsung impressed me by being the only one whose output was actually worse than not having output at all. The printed photograph that they used for a demo was a dark, blotchy mess, with nonexistent gradients.... It was so bad that I almost wondered if it was somebody's idea of abstract art.

      Then again, I can pretty reliably recognize HP-printed photos from several feet away by the banding, so maybe it kind of does make sense....

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    2. Re:Samsung makes printers...?? by cheesybagel · · Score: 1

      It does. And they are great for what they are. Cheap like heck, decent priced consumables, support for Samsung Print Language widely available in Linux. Some even have PostScript Support. I'll still using the cheap Samsung Laser printer I bought a decade ago just fine. For inkjet, if you still care about that, the best brand IMO is the Canon bubble jet line.

      HP is good at office departmental printers. They're fine at this but its way outside my small office budget.

  6. GODDAMMIT, HP, YOU KNOW BETTER! by TiggertheMad · · Score: 1

    Note to Hp: You guys could have got the business for 250 million, if you hadn't bought the ink cartridge department, too...

    Of all people who should know better, it would be you. *sigh*

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    1. Re:GODDAMMIT, HP, YOU KNOW BETTER! by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      TFS mentioned laser printers. HP has been spending all their efforts on ink, not laser, so they are behind. Though that means people can pick up their cheap lasers for $100, but they don't last any better than the ink ones, not like the 20 year old HP laserjets that are still going.

    2. Re:GODDAMMIT, HP, YOU KNOW BETTER! by TiggertheMad · · Score: 1

      Thanks for reasoning your way through a funny comment, I bet they LOVE you at parties.

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    3. Re:GODDAMMIT, HP, YOU KNOW BETTER! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You realize there is no ink in a laser printer, right?

    4. Re:GODDAMMIT, HP, YOU KNOW BETTER! by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      No mods up for funny, a mod down, for something. Looks like your funny wasn't, so dissecting an incorrect statement that wasn't a joke (even if intended as such) seems appropriate. They bought the laser division. Laser doesn't come with ink. Just like your joke doesn't come with humor.

    5. Re:GODDAMMIT, HP, YOU KNOW BETTER! by TiggertheMad · · Score: 1

      The joke bombed, but you know what? Sometime jokes are funny, while being pointlessly pedantic never is.

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  7. Cartridge prices will go up again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So $10 for a inkjet printer and $70 for the replacement cartridges. This is a lot like Toshiba selling off consumer notebooks, or Sony dumping PC's altogether.
    No profit margins in those markets. Samsung probably got the better of this deal. HP can't do well with its own printers, and buying a small player in printing is kind of pointless.

  8. Re: How to profit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    As if millennials are working on or with printers...

  9. RIP cheap toner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    samsung's printers were one of the few remaining product lines you could reliably use third party or remanufactured toner cartridges in. first thing HP will do, no doubt, is nix that, either by "redesigning" samsung's models with DRM, issuing a 'critical' firmware fix that does the same thing, or flat out killing-off the samsung models completely.

    captcha: frugally

    i guess that leaves brother as the best choice for lower-end lasers (and inkets for that matter) that happily use cheap non-OEM consumables.

    1. Re:RIP cheap toner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      obviously you haven't actually used remanufactured toner cartridges in samsung printers, the CLP line is notorious for relying on special tracker chips and counters and even 3rd party chips dont usually work. I gave up and went back to buying real samsung toner cartridges, it was cheaper that way then all the failures.

  10. Goddammit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Samsung's laser printers were relatively good quality, cheap, and easy to refill. Once they get HP's stink on them, I'm sure all of that will come to and end.

    1. Re:Goddammit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you can forget that older printers get new drivers that works for the newest windows version

  11. They make decent laser printer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess that it all depends on what are your expectations for a printer. I needed a printer for occasional printing (say 5 pages per month in average, no need for color). I bought a cheap Samsung laser printer and it works fine, I am still on the same toner after almost two years, and I am out of the inkjet nightmare.

    Now, if I want to print pictures, or if I need professional quality printing, I go to a specialized store.

    1. Re:They make decent laser printer by dgatwood · · Score: 2

      The thing is, the Samsung laser printer wasn't *that* much cheaper than the bottom tier of Brother or Konica Minolta laser printers, both of which were miles better.

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    2. Re:They make decent laser printer by NotSoHeavyD3 · · Score: 1

      On the other hand my experience with Samsung printers are that they are worlds better than HP.

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    3. Re:They make decent laser printer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a Samsung M2020w. Bought it a couple of years ago and it is a piece of shit!

      The thing turns off the wifi when it goes to sleep. What good is a printer that turns off it's connection when it goes to sleep? I have to go power it off, then back on to get it to reconnect to the fucking network so I can print to it.

    4. Re:They make decent laser printer by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      This is like comparing a Pinto to a Corvair.... :-)

      My favorite HP experience involved a set of... IIRC three different HP printers (multiple models in the same series) at my former employer with duplexers. If you loaded them up with 11x17 paper and told them to print double-sided, you had to send them exactly two pages (one physical sheet) at a time. Otherwise, the stupid printers would start feeding the next page before it finished printing the previous one, resulting in a paper jam every single time. I wasted a good couple of hours before I figured out what was causing the constant paper jams, because I never in a million years would have thought that a shipping printer could possibly have such a serious firmware bug in its final firmware revision (which was many years old at the time).

      Eventually, they scrapped those printers because they couldn't get toner cartridges for them, and replaced them with smaller HP printers that jammed when I looked at them funny. Don't get me started on HP.

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    5. Re:They make decent laser printer by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      The average 3 year old with a box of crayons produces a better result than the average HP printer. And faster, too. Not to mention that the crayons will last longer than the ink. Yes, even if the crayons and edible and made of sugar.

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    6. Re:They make decent laser printer by gtall · · Score: 1

      The 8150 laser printer was a really good printer, built to withstand a nuclear blast in its vicinity. Ours got too long in the tooth. We replaced it with a P4515. It works okay, but it is built to withstand a low velocity wind storm, anything greater than 15 mph wind will probably cause it to lose plastic parts. I expect the next printer we get from HP (if we get one from them) will probably drop its parts on the floor every 10 pages.

  12. Oh god dammit - there go some great printers by Sarusa · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Samsung laser printers are cheap and just work. The ones at work (and the ones I have at home) just WORK, the only time they don't work is when they're out of paper. You can always print to them, and it's reliable.

    On the other hand, the HP printers on the same work network are pieces of crap that get 'lost' all the time ('Printer is not online'), probably because of how terrible the HP drivers are. And those HP drivers nag you all the f@$ing time to install the rest of the HP bloatware.

    So now they're going to slap their shitty drivers on the Samsungs and they'll be completely terrible too, and cartridge prices will skyrocket. There's no upside on this for consumers.

    1. Re:Oh god dammit - there go some great printers by afmstuff · · Score: 2

      Yep, I have at least 5 Samsung printers around town and routinely recommend them to others. The Samsung devices were reliable and reasonably priced. Like others, I will never buy another HP printer, even if initially the new HP offerings are merely re-branded Samsung devices. It certainly seems HP has fully consumed any good will that informed consumers were willing to extend as they cashed out on their brand. I am very disappointed that they are taking out my favorite printer supplier in their ensuing death spiral.

    2. Re:Oh god dammit - there go some great printers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I JUST bought my wife a Samsung color laser printer. It works awesome and she loves it. I hope the thing lasts a loooong time because now HP is going to turn it into a massive mound of fecal matter.

    3. Re:Oh god dammit - there go some great printers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly, They are killing a competent competitor that undercuts their prices and delivers printer that work. I used to live HP printers, the earlier models like the 4000 series were tanks and just used plain ip printing.
      The last 2 HP printers I bought disappear off my network all of the time. The only fix seems to be to completely remove the drivers and reinstall them.

    4. Re:Oh god dammit - there go some great printers by Espectr0 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Samsung sometimes rebrands other companies' printers, such as xerox. And if you have special requirements, such as PostScript or PCL, look elsewhere. These are supposed to be cheap printers

    5. Re:Oh god dammit - there go some great printers by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      Samsung laser printers are cheap and just work. The ones at work (and the ones I have at home) just WORK, the only time they don't work is when they're out of paper. You can always print to them, and it's reliable.

      Had exactly the same thought, guess this means I should pick up a couple of more laser printers before HP gets their hands on them. Every person I've recommended them to vs any brand of inkjet has been very happy with them. The HP bloatware is probably the worst thing out there, you'd think after people complained about how shitty that stuff was ~10 years ago with HP printers they would have listened. NOPE gotta double down, make it even worse and hide the "install driver only" options.

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    6. Re:Oh god dammit - there go some great printers by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

      I still have an old working 4100 with an jet direct card in it.

    7. Re:Oh god dammit - there go some great printers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      > Samsung sometimes rebrands other companies' printers, such as xerox.

      You got that backwards: laser printers sold as Xerox are usually re-badged, made by Samsung devices, with a bit of luxury firmware (PS support, more refined PCL support, sometimes more onboard memory and a faster embedded CPU).

    8. Re:Oh god dammit - there go some great printers by zmooc · · Score: 1

      While this is sad, this shouldn't really be a problem if you've already got a Samsung printer; it's going to outlive you anyway so you weren't going to buy a new one anyway :p

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    9. Re:Oh god dammit - there go some great printers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Xerox has a few models from Samsung but it's not much the Xerox fleet. Most are Fuji-Xerox made.

    10. Re:Oh god dammit - there go some great printers by orient · · Score: 1

      I put a brand new DRMed Samsung toner in a Samsung printer and the printer rejected the toner for not being an original Samsung item. Never bought or recommended a Samsung printer since then. Wow, it's been 11 years and I still don't miss Samsung printers.

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    11. Re:Oh god dammit - there go some great printers by ADRA · · Score: 1

      My Samsung laser has both PS and PCL... network card, duplex, etc etc.. and was miles ahead in price. Secondly, they weren't COMPLETE BASTARDS for DRM locking their toner carts.

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    12. Re:Oh god dammit - there go some great printers by deadwill69 · · Score: 1

      My bad. Commenting to remove negative vote.

  13. Bought Market Share by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, HP bought a whole bunch of customers whose next printers will have HP branding on them. Samsung as a printer brand is gone.

    I seriously doubt that HP is going to do anything with the existing Samsung product lines. Just let them die out and push HP lines instead.

    If Samsung had anything interesting going on in the printer department, this might be an interesting story. But they don't, and instead this is a market-share purchase.

    This is business news, not tech news.

  14. Did all the antitrust laws get repealed? by HBI · · Score: 1

    This looks like a transaction that should not be approved.

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    1. Re:Did all the antitrust laws get repealed? by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 2

      This looks like a transaction that should not be approved.

      In this case, a monopoly may actually benefit consumers, since at least the ink cartridges will be interchangeable.

    2. Re:Did all the antitrust laws get repealed? by ADRA · · Score: 1

      How does that help consumers? Do you really see HP/Samsung releasing twice the number of printers they individually do now, or will they simply gut Samsung brand as a play to buy them out of the market? My money is heavily in the second outcome.

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  15. Hot stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's just hope that those printers don't include a battery, otherwise they'll become the hottest things HP produced in a while.

    On a side note, I find it hilarious - in a sad way - that Samsung keeps getting a lot of praise for their *voluntary* (read: they didn't have a choice) recall of their fire-hazard phones, despite the entire problem being their fault to begin with. The problem is widespread enough to suggests that it is a common (as opposed to rare, and hard to detect) fault. Either they are incompetent at testing or they pretended that they didn't notice that the phones were exploding in the test bench. This seriously calls into question the reliability of Samsung hardware.

    But that's not the most hilarious part. The most hilarious part is that, while this is happening, Apple removes the headphone jack and suddenly everyone is freaking our like it is the fucking end of the world.

    Sense of proportion. Get some.

    1. Re:Hot stuff by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 2

      The most hilarious part is that, while this is happening, Apple removes the headphone jack and suddenly everyone is freaking our like it is the fucking end of the world.

      Sense of proportion. Get some.

      Hopefully the headphone jacks are fireproof. The headphone jack outrage has quieted down a little bit now. since there's a good comeback.

      And it's all Apple's fault that that little boy burnt himself on that exploding Galaxy phone. He was listening to music, and his parent's gaddamned iPhone 7 didn't have an earphone jack to plug his Dora the Explorer headphones into. Fscking hipsters anyhow!

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  16. Re:Printer business??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yep, the are doubling-down on the Fiorina plan to corner the toner market

    And yes, we should observe a moment of silence for the passing of a tech company ... is there ANY chance that Mercury test tools will be spun off into a stand alone company?

  17. HP LaerJet by darkain · · Score: 1

    Still running HP LaserJets made in the '90s in production. These things still work like champs, AND still have drive support up through Windows 10.

    1. Re:HP LaerJet by Strider- · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, HP learned from their success, and has chosen to make their printers shitty since then so to force regular upgrades. I kinda wish that I hadn't given up my old 4simx, but when I moved into a 526 square foot apartment, I didn't want my printer taking up half my floor space. That thing was built like a tank.

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    2. Re:HP LaerJet by heson · · Score: 1

      HP did not make those, that is why they are good, they put their logo on them.

  18. Print Innovation by sexconker · · Score: 2

    Look, I just want the machine to put ink on paper. I don't want any innovation here, and certainly not from HP's driver team.

    1. Re:Print Innovation by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Look, I just want the machine to put ink on paper. I don't want any innovation here, and certainly not from HP's driver team.

      Ain't that the truth! HP puts more crap in more places than anything else I've seen except maybe Office. and some of the old Norton's AV stuff.

      Nothing like a Revo uninstall to illustrate that.

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    2. Re:Print Innovation by coofercat · · Score: 1

      They're buying Samsung because Samsung are soooo good at software. The marriage of those crappy devs and HP's massive bloatware is just what the industry needs!

      We have an HP all-in-one 'pro' printer at home. It's actually pretty good, but the scanner stopped working the other day, just saying "cannot connect to server". Some googling turned up some settings clearing and rebooting, but nothing worked. Just one comment said "it could just be HPs servers are down". Thankfully there were some workarounds (shockingly, the Windows10 integration worked really well, so we used that instead).

      Why does my scanner need HP's servers? It scans, and emails the results - how hard it that? How much 'innovation' do we need here? All that shit about being able to email stuff to your printer to print it - sorry, don't need it, especially if it's dependent on something I can't control. If I could configure which mail server it pulled from, that would be one thing, but the 'magic' in the thing is what makes it so supremely hard to use.

    3. Re:Print Innovation by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      They're buying Samsung because Samsung are soooo good at software. The marriage of those crappy devs and HP's massive bloatware is just what the industry needs!

      We have an HP all-in-one 'pro' printer at home. It's actually pretty good, but the scanner stopped working the other day, just saying "cannot connect to server".

      I have one too, and it's been okay except that the power supply puts out way too much RFI. Now that's a niche problem, and I just unplug it when I use the affected item. Earlier HP printers had a problem of locking up when there was a printer issue, then randomly printing out what was causing the problem later.

      But yeah, its kinda hard to come up with the next big need in printing. Its not that everything is solved, but we're pretty darned far along the path of diminishing returns.

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  19. Re: How to profit by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 2

    As if millennials are working on or with printers...

    Indeed. My daughter is a millennial, and the only time she ever printed anything was for school assignments. Then her school figured out web submission of homework, and even that stopped. Now we only use our printer for printing crap to mail to the government, so some bureaucrat can read the form and manually type it into their computer.

  20. Damn it by sinij · · Score: 1

    I really liked Samsung printers.

    1. Re:Damn it by kimvette · · Score: 1

      Me, too. I have a CLX-6220FX and really like it. I have been thinking of upgrading to a faster and more capable model (although it could be argued that the one I already have is overkill for a home office) but Samsung has been letting their printer division languish lately, at least where workgroup printers are concerned. I don't care too much for HP since Carly's ruining everything that made HP great (make HP great again? ;)) so I'll probably look at Xerox (I've previously had a 6180DN) or Ricoh.

      What I like about my Samsung:

      * scan to email, USB, network (SMB/CIFS or FTP - I wish it could do nfs)
      * Incoming fax forwarding to email
      * Easy to maintain

      The reason I want to upgrade is that the menu is very clunky and entering email addresses for scans is a bit of a pain... and multi-page scans are better done on workgroup units which have hard drives.

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  21. I miss Samsung "magic RAM" and hard drives by BenJeremy · · Score: 1

    Seagate bought their hard drive business, and apparently shut it down, rather than use Samsung's superior tech and facilities, to keep churning out crappy drives based on Maxtor tech and dirt floor factories. I have yet to have a Samsung drive fail, some of my drives have over 40000 hours.

    As for the memory... WTF happened there? For a while, the best, cheapest 4GB DDR3 modules on the planet, and then.... poof.... they ended production and have never made that sort of impact on the market since.

  22. Huh? by Sir+Holo · · Score: 3, Insightful

    FTA: "The acquisition of Samsung's printer business allows us to deliver print innovation and create entirely new business opportunities with far better efficiency, security, and economics for customers," said HP president and CEO Dion Weisler in a statement.

    Huh? Can a Professor of English please parse that gobbeldey-gook sentence for me? Is it even a sentence?

    1. Re:Huh? by TigerPlish · · Score: 2

      I am not a professor of anytighing -- but --

      "The acquisition of Samsung's printer business allows us to deliver print innovation and create entirely new business opportunities with far better efficiency, security, and economics for customers," said HP president and CEO Dion Weisler in a statement.

      What that means is "We ran out of ideas and suckers - er, I mean - customers - and had to buy our next generation of printers from someone else to turn a quick buck. Y'know, because we fired all our competent engineers eons ago to make a quick buck which we then squandered away."

      "security" was thrown in because it's a current buzzword.

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    2. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "We are going to make a boatload of money after we raid Samsung"

    3. Re:Huh? by luis_a_espinal · · Score: 1

      FTA: "The acquisition of Samsung's printer business allows us to deliver print innovation and create entirely new business opportunities with far better efficiency, security, and economics for customers," said HP president and CEO Dion Weisler in a statement.

      Huh? Can a Professor of English please parse that gobbeldey-gook sentence for me? Is it even a sentence?

      Syntactically, it is a sentence, just like 'Sarah fluxes the pineapple with the clitoral differential monkey which decorates entropic synergies up to the donkey." :)

      In other words, it is meaningless bs that has been beautifully constructed.

    4. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It means they are tired of repackaging Canon's laser engine, and they want to use the Samsung tech to take on new business in the copier market where they are restricted from competing because Canon doesn't sell their copier engines to HP.

  23. Re: How to profit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because Congress Cut their Budget and will not spend any money on computer upgrades that would save money in the long run?

  24. The important thing by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 2

    Will these printers have a headphone jack?

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    1. Re:The important thing by bheerssen · · Score: 1

      If it does, it'll require a proprietary driver that comes packaged with a confusing management console that rarely works well, if at all.

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    2. Re:The important thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it does, it'll require a proprietary driver that comes packaged with a confusing management console that rarely works well, if at all.

      Incomplete: The proprietary driver will require a current service contract to download, thus making that functionality effectively useless.

      On a side note. My last three printers were:

      An HP color laserjet 3500. That still works, but hasn't really been used much. It is at my mother's house and still has its original toner. Still, that one was old enough to just work. I can't really complain about that one.

      A brother black and white laser. I had two of those, but I forget the model. I got a lot of use out of those, so can't complain.

      A brother color laser, which is my current printer. 4040CDN. I don't really recommend that one, since printer drivers on Linux have been a bit of a pain. That being said, I don't think that says much about brother in general, just that printer.

      The only thing HP I regularly use are a couple I-5 1U servers (work). Those are the biggest pile of crap I've ever had the misfortune of using. Sure they technically work, but they take like 5 minutes to boot and if you don't install windows and their screwy proprietary raid drivers the fans run full speed and you can't do anything about it..

      So far my general opinion is avoid HP completely. If you need a server you may want to take a look at Supermicro.

  25. Re: Printer business??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not standalone but spun off none the less.
    https://hardware.slashdot.org/story/16/09/07/2251211/hp-enterprise-reaches-88-billion-deal-with-micro-focus-for-software-assets

  26. Interchangeable Cartridges by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you really think this is true? Name 2 recent HP printers that actually use the same cartridge. To be honest, I think this is true of all laser printers regardless of manufacturer.

  27. Re: How to profit by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 3

    Because Congress Cut their Budget and will not spend any money on computer upgrades that would save money in the long run?

    No, because Congress gave them $8B to upgrade their software, they hired Oracle as a contractor to implement the upgrade, now all the money is gone, and nobody knows why.

  28. Re:Printer business??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fiorina was so clueless she decided to run for president.
    she got 0 votes
    zero

    THAT is how toxic this bitch was. She destroys everything she touches.

  29. Two points by DeathElk · · Score: 1

    Two points I'd like to make;
    1) the reliable early HP laserjets were actually built around a Canon engine. Anyone who used to bag on Canon LBP then rave the virtues of HP Laserjet were promptly despatched red faced back to the mail room.
    2) Fuck printers, watch 'em burn.

  30. pc load letter what the fuck does that mean by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    pc load letter what the fuck does that mean

  31. Is actually a sensible Move from HP by williamyf · · Score: 2

    Most of HP Ink (pun intended, remember that the HP of Yore split into HP Enterprise for Big Iron and Services, and HP Inc for desktops and Printers, tickers: HPE and HPI) Laser printers, even from the begining of "Laser Time" time, use laser printing Engines from other manufacturers (In the begining, mostly Canon, nowadays, they use Samsumg Engines too). So HP gets the Laser engine from a 3rd party, slaps a Microcontroller, some plastic, writes a bloated driver, and of you go.

    Samsung and Canon, on the other hand, do all that, but also make the laser engines...

    Also, HP Ink is not Strong in Multifunctional Lasers for SOHO/Prosumer/Office/BigCorporates. And has no presence Whatsoever in the Copier business.

    For HP this deal means:
    1.) Get rid of a competitor, actually, they probably got Samsung because it was the weaker of the lot, or for the other reasons detailed here. No worries, we still have Brother, Lexmark, Canon, Xerox, ... even Dell

    2.) Verticaly integrate the Laser Engine into the production, with the associate cost savings. Sorry for Canon, no more HP bussiness for them in the medium term... (contracts will not be renewed, or renewed in shorter terms than without this deal, new products will be based mostly on Samsung Laser tech).

    3.) In the medium term, deny other competitors (Dell, for example) of Said engines (Dell uses Samsung laser engines on many of their house brand lasers printers) or, having competitors using their engines to actually put money on HP's Pocket. Again, most likely contracts will not be renewed, or will be renewed on shorter and/or more expensive terms. If I were Dell, I'd rush to Canon's HQ and invite them some niguiri and Sake to, you know, discuss things.

    4.) While the product overlap is Huuuuuge, the Market overlap is not, both Geographicaly (think, for example APAC, not only US) and client wise (enterprise vs consumer vs prosumer/soho). That means that HP Ink printers can reach places were samsung is strong, and Samsung printers can reach places where HP Ink is strong.

    5.) Cross selling (Mr 500 employee office, here are your printers, can I interest you in some workstations/desktops/laptops? Mr. 800 employee office, here are your Workstations/desktops/Laptops, can I interest you in some printers to go with them?)

    6.) "Cost saving synergies" (i.e Layoffs/Pinkslips/Redundancies).

    7.) A nice throve of patents with which to defend from (don't even think on suing me, I have my patent's and Samsung's), or harass (hey, Sign this cross-pattent agreement with me, or we'll sue), or even get royalties money from competitors.

    8.) Get a presence in the copier business.

    Now, is that worth $1.05*109?

    Only time will tell.

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    *** Suerte a todos y Feliz dia!
    1. Re:Is actually a sensible Move from HP by starblazer · · Score: 1

      My Dell 2130cn was a rebadged sammy. The new series 2142/H625/H825 are rebadged Ricohs or Xerox... I forgot what the Tier 3 tech said when I couldn't get it to connect to my AT&T router.

      Every dell printer is a pure rebadge with a different case.

  32. Samsung printers are garbage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    So HP's solution to their poor sales is to buy the guys that make the worst printers in the market.

    Samsung's printers are outperform in everything by even generic crapware printers. They aren't even good for storing the paper since the tray is usually the first part to break due to the use of ridiculously cheap plastic.

  33. There goes Samsung printer quality! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sad

  34. Re: Printer business??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I suppose that micro-focus is not as deep a dustbin as CA, but that is not saying much

  35. HP: Our market is dying let's buy more if it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What a stupid idea.

  36. Great, so no more cheap lasers w/3rd party toners by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wonderful. I finally found a budget colour laser printer with "OK" quality and third-party toner cartridges available. HP's going to make sure that never happens again...

  37. And the connection is? by jandersen · · Score: 1

    What the hell is the connection between Samsung printers and smartphone batteries that overheat? Is this new style of non-sequiturs an attempt at looking clever without actually making a serious effort at understanding the subject? Are we going to see things like "Gravity waves have been found, as predicted by Einstein, who famously never wore socks"?

    In this case there is an excellent opportunity to comment on a variety subjects:

    1) HP's and Samsung's financial trouble and the future direction their products will take.
    2) Compare the quality of the printer offereing from the two.
    2) etc etc ...

    In stead we get this idle chit-chat.

  38. Good Work of 1% and Their MBA Minions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They hate the well paid, old white man with unparalleled experience. Their plan is to replace him by a Sri Lankan "engineer" who costs 1/10th and lives with 7 other guys in a 10 square meter room.

    The MBA idiots do not know the difference and they think they are the god-given rulers.

    I know because I have worked at HP and it was once the most impressive electronics business. Until the founders died and the MBAs swooped in.

    That is why their Champion Hillary rails against the Old White Man.

    Your decision to hire this witch or not.

  39. Welcome to MBAWorld by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Full of cheap shit built by some cheap, inexperienced engineers from the shittiest places on earth. The software is even deeper shit than the hardware.

    That is what they did to HP, once one of the greatest engineering companies of the world.

  40. Seconded by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I own a Samsung MFP 4225 and it works like a charm. Very happy with it. And I also own a very old Laserjet 4 (or something like that) and it is built like a tank.

    Now I guess the HP MBAs will make the quality and endurance go into the crapper. They will tell the engineers to shut up and simply use the cheapest components and materials in the shortest possible time. Testing of software will be outsourced to Cambodia and before the results are in millions of printers will have been shipped from the Saigon factory full of illiterate Khmer slaves.

  41. Thank The Progressives by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They hate the Old White Men who have been building printers, developing software for 25 years. So they fire the expensive Old White Man and replace him by a skinny slave from one of the poorest places on earth.

    HP is now highly inclusive to the worlds dark skinned slaves and exclusive to real Americans. You are too expensive, have too many demands, want not to live in a shanty house. How can you dare ???

    Vote Hillary and get more of the same.

    1. Re:Thank The Progressives by luis_a_espinal · · Score: 1

      TRIGGERS!!! TRIGGERS!!!

    2. Re:Thank The Progressives by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I repeat:

      Shut the fuck up jackass.

  42. Pussy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why don't you run an RPI as a PostScript interpreter in front of your good Samsung printer ? Then it will speak Postscript from the point of view of the clients.

    In my limited experience as a private Samsung MFP user I can attest they are of excellent quality.

    Maybe they do not have all the bells and whistles of the HPcrapola or the Xerocrap, but you are a man and can add a print server before it, right ?

    1. Re:Pussy by Espectr0 · · Score: 1

      I thought that to make CUPS work with a printer it must have support for it, so you just can't "add PostScript" support to a printer that won't understand it?

      We have an old ibm iseries server that needs PCL support on a printer in order to be able to print anything besides text.

  43. Paper is dead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What we have here is a company seeing one of their puddles drying up and buying up another puddle in order to keep themselves "afloat" for a little while longer. Printer sales are stagnant across the board. In a decade or two there will be two giant printer companies locked in blinking contest for government contracts while the rest of the world stares at screens.

  44. Dealing with market contraction by ErichTheRed · · Score: 1

    One of the things I've noticed lately is the tendency for people to get so swept up in trends that they forget about the overall market. PC and printer manufacturers need to come to terms with contraction of a mature market, and I think HP is doing that in this case. Yes, of course, fewer people are buying PCs and even fewer are buying printers for home, but that does not mean the market is totally dead. All it means is that you're selling fewer of them, to people who actually need them for "real work." Paper documents are certainly less prevalent than they were before, but it's not at zero -- look at law firms, government agencies, banks, etc. as examples of the heaviest users. Same thing for PCs -- you're not going to have some call center guy bopping into work, placing his iPad on a dock and using that for his job. Thin clients and PCs are the norm for this environment, as it is for most lower-level bit pushers.

    What the manufacturers need to do is get margin back up. Stop making 600 slightly different garbage consumer model PCs for Best Buy and Staples, and focus on the real business PCs with good construction and a warranty that you can still sell for $800+. Stop making $49 home printers that won't last through the first set of ink cartridges, and focus on building tanks like the LaserJet 4Si or 4000/8000 series of yesteryear. A really good example of this in action is the workstation market. Not everyone needs dual Xeon processors, 192GB of RAM and 4 video cards on their desktop, but for those who do, they pay a pretty penny for it. I'm old school and pay the premium for quality home equipment. There are fewer buyers like me, but we readily open our wallets when a compelling product is offered...for as often as I use it, I want to buy an expensive printer every 10 years, not a throwaway one every year.

  45. BigCorporates? by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    I've been working big corporate for the last 15 years. I've seen more HP printers and plotters used in a corporate environment that probably any other, so I am not sure how they are weak. I would say their corporate business is much lager than even their personal business. When I first started we still had an old Tektronic thermal printer I used (which was fun and used colour wax).

    As to if they are any good or not, well we've had our share of issues but probably no more than anything else. Largest share of issues seem to revolve around drivers. Particularly around OS changes, when we went with some Win7 64bit machines it caused a bit of chaos with incompatible drivers, but that could easily just be IT not configuring things properly in anticipation. Going to Win10 with all 64bit I foresee likely similar issues. Other than that, it is typically network issues making printers vanish inexplicably, but again this is more likely due to network hardware failure, or IT making changes to networks without making the required changes to the printer configurations.

    As for Plotters, I'm not sure if there is a bigger company, I wouldn't be surprised if they have a near monopoly on that sector. Plotters I have found to have far more quirks when trying to use them with various types of more modern software, adobe for one. I recall there being an issue with "auto rotate", where it was a shell game of sorts because of three separate independent auto rotate functions (software, driver, plotter) either infinitely rotating, or seemingly randomly deciding amongst themselves what to end on...

    1. Re:BigCorporates? by williamyf · · Score: 1

      Printers and plotter (though this acquisition is about printers only), Yes, MULTIFUNCTIONAL printers for corporates, not sure (here in LatAm, canon and Xerox). What about printer rental?

      Also, which region is your region? LatAm (that's were I am)? NAFTA? EMEA? APAC?

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      *** Suerte a todos y Feliz dia!
  46. Re: How to profit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can mail your tax return in for free, doing it electronically requires you use paid software made by one of the companies that has bribed congress into giving them a legal monopoly.

  47. Samsung by p51d007 · · Score: 1

    I've been in the photocopier (now called MFP) business, from the service side for 37 years. Other than Xerox or Canon, I've pretty much worked on them all. Been with Toshiba & Konica/Minolta for the last 19 years. Samsung made us a push when they got into the desktop & console market a few years back. They had a rock bottom price to get into the market, 3 year part warranty on ANYTHING. Of course the sales department JUMPED on it. They brought in a couple machines, SCX-8030 b&w, and CLX-9230 color, for us to look at. "oh these have been tested and tested, they are perfect". As techs, we popped off the covers to take a look, pulled out the image units, fuser etc. The wiring, boards, very well laid out. Image & fusers looked ok. I put a bad omen on our relationship by saying to the sales guys...from a hardware point, they look good, the only variable is going to be the software/firmware. Boy, did I speak the truth! From day 1, we had nothing but trouble from these machines...software wise. Scan wouldn't work fax wouldn't work, this glitch, that glitch...update after update after patch after patch. Then we had trouble with the imaging units puking out all over the place requiring replacement. Then the fuser belt for the upper roller would shread itself. None of the consumable items would make it anywhere near their expected life. Then about 7 months later, they came out with a new model...."tested in the lab, it's perfect". LOL. Same issues, control panel UI lock ups, scan to this or that lock ups, print driver problems....imaging unit & fuser unit issues. They came out with a new series this spring, the SL-X7400/7500. It has issues with the large capacity tray skewing, and there are NO mechanical adjustments to get rid of it. Even more, they came out with these translucent rollers which did not allow the paper to even come out of the tray. I took it upon myself to replace them with the OLD STYLE soft rubber rollers which worked in the older model machines, but Samsung said that should not work. Well, I don't care if it does or not, it works, that's what I'm using. They sent a hardware engineer over from S. Korea to look at what I have done to make them work in the field (18 machines at one location). He took the rollers out, installed a new set of factory rollers...the "new" style, and it wouldn't feed. He played around with it for over an hour not getting it to work, then put my "fix" in, the old rollers and it works like a champ. He took a bunch of photos, downloaded some data files, called someone in Korea, spoke with them for 20 minutes then got back on the airplane to Korea. Still haven't heard but I'm leaving it the way it is. Their technical support hotline is a JOKE. They will even say "I don't know what to tell you, but, if you figure it out, call us back so we can add it to our database". If HP goes through with this, I think they are asking for it. Unless they BEEF UP the software to where it works, fix the issues with the imaging units/fuser units not working, they are going to piss off a lot of HP loyal I.T. people.

  48. Samsung? Printer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow. I didn't even know that Samsung made printers any more.

  49. Bonus time by thunderclees · · Score: 1

    Same old formula at HP, massive layoffs followed by seemingly random acquisitions (they picked up SGI not too long ago) , followed by BONUS!!!, then by more layoffs.