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Pluto Is Emitting X-Rays (digitaltrends.com)

An anonymous reader quotes a report from Digital Trends: Scientists have noticed the tiny trans-Neptunium object emitting X-rays, which, if it is confirmed, is both a baffling and exciting discovery. Carey Lisse and Ralph McNutt from Johns Hopkins University Applied Physics Laboratory and a team of colleagues detected the X-rays by pointing the Chandra X-Ray Obervatory telescope in Pluto's direction four different times between February 2014 and August 2015. Seven photons of X-ray light were detected during these observations, confirming the team's hypothesis that the dwarf planet is detectable on the X-ray spectrum, potentially due to the presence of an atmosphere. Their findings have been published in the scientific journal Icarus. Why is this such a big deal? First of all, it would challenge what scientists have previously believed to be true of Pluto's nature. Until now, the popular description of the dwarf planet is as a tiny ball of frozen rock slowly meandering around the sun some 3.6-billion miles away. One of the possible explanations for why Pluto is emanating X-rays would be that the high energy particles emitted by the sun are stripping away and reacting with Pluto's atmosphere, producing the X-rays that are visible to Chandra. There are other potential explanations, such as haze particles in Pluto's atmosphere scattering the sun's X-rays are possible, though unlikely given the temperature of the X-rays observed. It is also possible that these X-rays are actually bright auroras produced by the atmosphere, but that would require Pluto to have a magnetic field -- something that would have been detected during New Horizon's flyby, yet no evidence of one was found.

106 comments

  1. That's no dwarf planet! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a space station, installed by aliens to observe the solar system.

    1. Re: That's no dwarf planet! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pluto is the radiologist of the gods.

    2. Re:That's no dwarf planet! by H-S.he29 · · Score: 1

      It's the Charon Relay. For sure.

  2. No, seriously, seven photons? by Moblaster · · Score: 1

    I literally had to absorb seven quintillion photons from my iPhone to read about seven random photons from Pluto.

    1. Re:No, seriously, seven photons? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's the matter, one post on the subject not enough to get that off your chest?

      Bet you're similarly unimpressed with the fact they were only able to produce a paltry 100 atoms of element 115 and you want them to come back when they have a jarful, right?

    2. Re: No, seriously, seven photons? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you don't understand statistical significance and how seven photons can be above the noise floor in some cases while not in other cases, you shouldn't act like you have insightful criticism of the significance.

  3. Buried monolith. Calling it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All these worlds are yours except Charon.

  4. Really. Seven photons? by Moblaster · · Score: 2

    Don't think it is a slow news day around here. Because apparently there are another 10^45 articles prepped and queued for auto-publish this morning about other critical batches of photons we've got to know about.

    1. Re:Really. Seven photons? by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      The interesting part is not the number of photons, it's the fact that we registered them at all.

      If me rubbing my shoes on the carpet generated 7 photos it wouldn't be all that interesting. If however they came from my penis then that would be very interesting indeed.

    2. Re:Really. Seven photons? by wbr1 · · Score: 1
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    3. Re:Really. Seven photons? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Glowing condoms? Your tiny wanker only emitted 6.

  5. Scale by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    noticed the tiny trans-Neptunium object emitting X-rays

    I appreciate that "dwarf" planet doesn't sound too PC but I do wonder whether we should reserve the adjective "tiny" for items too small for their own gravitational mass to pull them into a sphere. Surprisingly there are rather a lot of items smaller than Pluto, even in an astronomical context, and I'm not sure we should leave "minuscule" as the next step down.

    1. Re:Scale by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 3, Funny

      "I appreciate that "dwarf" planet doesn't sound too PC but I do wonder whether we should reserve the adjective "tiny" for items too small for their own gravitational mass to pull them into a sphere."

      If you're going to invent your own classification system, then I propose we make everyone feel better by classififying them as follows:
      'Tall' - A body too small to form a sphere.
      'Grande' - Forms a sphere but does not clear its orbit.
      'Venti' - Clears its orbit.
      'Trenta' - Gas giants.

  6. And by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what of Cygnus X-1?

  7. Re:Seven phucking photons? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    My dick's emitting sex rays, straight into your mum's wretched vaj

  8. Just desserts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    So much for all those nay-sayers who thought the Mi-Go would just sit quietly by when we insulted Yuggoth by denying it the full status of a planet. We'll see how the people of Earth stand up to an onslaught of X-Ray photons. 7 is just the beginning, at full power this weapon could probably deliver 20 to 30 in one blast!

    1. Re: Just desserts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now witness the firepower if this fully armed and operational battle station

  9. Editors on top of their game again... by ACDChook · · Score: 4, Informative

    It's a trans-NEPTUNIAN object. Not trans-NEPTUNIUM. Neptunium is an element (Np. Atomic Number 93).

    1. Re:Editors on top of their game again... by CODiNE · · Score: 2

      Yeah well, it's trans THAT too!
      -Editors

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    2. Re:Editors on top of their game again... by rossdee · · Score: 2

      "Not trans-NEPTUNIUM. Neptunium is an element (Np. Atomic Number 93).
      ""

      Since elemnts with that big a nucleus tend to be radioactive, I am not surprised it would emit x-rays

    3. Re:Editors on top of their game again... by OzPeter · · Score: 1

      It's a trans-NEPTUNIAN object. Not trans-NEPTUNIUM. Neptunium is an element (Np. Atomic Number 93).

      Its a direct quote from TFA so technically TFA say something like (with my emphasis)

      Scientists have noticed the tiny trans-Neptunium[sic] object emitting X-rays, which, if it is confirmed, is both a baffling and exciting discovery.

      But given that we have script kiddies and not editors, we get what we get.

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    4. Re: Editors on top of their game again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You will not be saved by the Holy Ghost.

      You will not be saved by the God Plutonium.

      In fact...

      YOU WILL NOT BE SAVED!

    5. Re:Editors on top of their game again... by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's a trans-NEPTUNIAN object. Not trans-NEPTUNIUM. Neptunium is an element (Np. Atomic Number 93).

      The term was invented so that cis-neptunian objects can spend the rest of their eons apologizing for their existence.

    6. Re:Editors on top of their game again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's not try to blame the victims here. If your conscience is clean good for you. Western Civilization has a lot to answer for on a number of topics. You may be a saint, but let's not try to pretend that there isn't a measure of collective guilt to go around.

    7. Re:Editors on top of their game again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Read article as: "The large black monolith they found on Pluto is made out of a trans-neptunium element and is emitting X-rays"

  10. oh Pluto by Moblaster · · Score: 1

    Pluto will always be a planet as far as I'm concerned. The seven photons I could give a shit about.

    1. Re:oh Pluto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it is a good thing for pluto's sake that public schools have no money for new textbooks, the ones here are from the 90s at best when pluto was still a respected ninth planet of our little corner of the universe.

    2. Re:oh Pluto by Greyfox · · Score: 1

      Preach it, Brother! I memorized one fucking mnemonic back in grade school and I really don't want to have to come up with another one! Of course the next headline will probably be that it's not a planet, it's a space station...

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    3. Re:oh Pluto by Rei · · Score: 1

      They are interesting, IMHO, and do warrant a proper explanation.

      The statement that "Pluto does not have a magnetic field", I'm not sure how definitively one can say that. It's long been assumed that it doesn't.... which is part of the reason why the magnetometer was cut from New Horizons. So we got no magnetic field measurements during the flyby.

      That said, it's not likely. After all, Pluto did have SWAP and PEPSSI to study particles interacting with / leaving Pluto, and as far as I'm aware they didn't show anything out of the ordinary that would suggest a magnetic field. But I haven't followed their results that closely.

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    4. Re:oh Pluto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks Jerry.

    5. Re:oh Pluto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SHUT THE FUCK UP!

      I'm so sick of hearing this baby shit from fucktards who have no skin in the game. You have no say because you're just another fucktard sucking junkie cocks. No one gives a fuck what you think a planet is or isn't and since you added nothing worth the shit on toilet paper to the conversation it's just best that you STFU and GTFO.

    6. Re:oh Pluto by knorthern+knight · · Score: 2

      > it is a good thing for pluto's sake that public schools have no money
      > for new textbooks, the ones here are from the 90s at best when pluto
      > was still a respected ninth planet of our little corner of the universe.

      Actually, Pluto's "planetary status" has been suspect since just after its discovery. Here's an article featuring a snippet from 1934 (YES!)... http://blog.modernmechanix.com...

      > So that Pluto ranks as the largest asteroid, rather than the smallest
      > planet; and it may be necessary to look farther for unknown planets.

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    7. Re: oh Pluto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or... how about this. Who gives a fuck what you call it as long as your definitions are clear and your reasons for assigning a definition to a defined thing are equally clear. The problem with the name change is that scientists failed to make their definitions clear, and failed to nake their reasons for those definitions clear. Science should never be left to an opinion poll. If it comes to that, then it isn't science, and the public has just as much right to name it what they want as anybody else.

    8. Re: oh Pluto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Science should never be left to an opinion poll. If it comes to that, then it isn't science, and the public has just as much right to name it what they want as anybody else.

      Except it was never science, but just terminology/jargon. The definition change doesn't change any science results, only the words to use them. In that case, scientists very well have a right to decide how to uniformly use words within scientific language. Nothing is stopping public from using whatever words they want, but a member of the public can't expect any publication to use their words, especially for any technical publication, and shouldn't be surprised if they look like an idiot if they try to insist their own arbitrary decisions are somehow more significant than the choice scientists found most convenient for their communication.

  11. editurds by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    One, it should be trans-Neptunian object, even if it isn't trans all the time.
    Two, it's a planet.

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    1. Re:editurds by CODiNE · · Score: 1

      So it just wears skirts on casual Fridays but pants and a tie the rest of the workweek?

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    2. Re:editurds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, but Pluto is only the two millionth closest planet to the sun in our solar system.
      Being so far down on the list of planets in our solar system, it's not at all worth adding the label.

    3. Re:editurds by freeze128 · · Score: 1

      The photons didn't arrive all at one time. In fact, it seems to be a code. We have decoded the signal and it seems the message is

      "F.U. TYSON"

      I guess it just took this long for the message to get there and back.

    4. Re:editurds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, there are trannies and there are cissies. Pluto is definitely not a cissy. As to his/her relationship with Charon, at this distance it looks like a very close relationship but that really isn't any of our business, right?

      Although it is interesting that something in the relationship of those two might be sparking an occasional photon. Or seven.

    5. Re:editurds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's more of a planet than that sorry rock we call Earth. I'd never tell an alien I was from here, it's an embarrassment.

    6. Re:editurds by edittard · · Score: 1

      You talking to me, porky?

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  12. Re: Seven phucking photons? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ^^

  13. trans-Neptunium object? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dude, it's a planet.

    Dwarf or otherwise, it's a planet.

    Though he prefers to just be called a "little planet".

    1. Re: trans-Neptunium object? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The technical term is "the largest small planet" in the solar system.

    2. Re: trans-Neptunium object? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find that offensive and I plan to sue someone

    3. Re: trans-Neptunium object? by aix+tom · · Score: 2

      You'll have to file the case on Pluto, though. Feel free to take as many lawyers as you can.

    4. Re: trans-Neptunium object? by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 2

      The "largest small planet" should more likely be the Earth. Certainly the discrepancy between Earth and ANY of the Jovians is huge, and the Jovians are very different beasts. Even the least massive (Uranus) is 15x greater than Earth (and Jupiter is more massive than every other planet combined).

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    5. Re:trans-Neptunium object? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Though he prefers to just be called a "size challenged planet".

      FTFY

    6. Re: trans-Neptunium object? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're really stretching if you consider Earth a planet. Earth is a planet like my bicycle is a rocket ship. Of all the objects in our solar system, Earth is nothing more than a disgrace.

    7. Re: trans-Neptunium object? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the mass of Earth is an order of magnitude larger than Mars, so that is not as clean of a division as you would like. But if you look at several metrics related to orbital parameter s, you'll find Jupiter and Earth within an order of magnitude or two, but a several order of magnitude gap between Mercury and Ceres or Pluto.

  14. PLUTO IS A PLANET by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't listen to those loud-mouthed, embearded astrologers in American university. PLUTO IS A PLANET and nothing they say will change my mind.

    1. Re:PLUTO IS A PLANET by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It's not really a planet, but it identifies as one, so, that's OK.

  15. Should have let it be a planet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Way to go everyone. All Pluto ever wanted was to be a planet like the other 8. But no, you had to go bullying it and telling it it's not a planet. Now it's all pissed off, and it's building a black hole to destroy our solar system.

  16. Same for me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I too, do emit X-Rays for a while after eating Cheese Whiz.

  17. Nothing special by RandomSurfer314 · · Score: 1

    Pluto is probably just a defunct spaceship. The emissions are the equivalent of a cellphone calling a base tower now and then.

  18. I'm not saying it's aliens, but . . . by Phil+Urich · · Score: 1

    . . . it's aliens.

    (Semi-seriously, it doesn't have to be a buried monolith; we haven't taken sufficiently high-resolution images yet to have been able to see one on the surface, eh?)

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    1. Re:I'm not saying it's aliens, but . . . by DanielRavenNest · · Score: 1

      The one in the movie 2001 was buried. They found it because it generated an anomalous magnetic field, hence the name "Tycho Magnetic Anomaly One", or TMA-1

  19. Re:Seven phucking photons? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But what happens when *my* dick's rays coming in from her wrecked blossomed anus combines with your sex rays in the middle of her withered dry worn-out uterus. See parent poster for the result. Too bad so sad. Amirite?

  20. slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    over time, my sensations and feelings about slashdot have certainly changed.

    back when i first joined, it was kind of like recapturing the closely-knit social net that bbsing used to provide. except instead of being largely net by geographical proximity, *cough* we were net by intellectual capacity. "news for nerds", right?

    and today i would say my feeling towards or sensation about slashdot is more like, sitting down at a dinner table that's so old and worn it largely resembles found wood, and i'm wearing raggedy, hobo clothes and so is the teenager sitting down across from me, and we have one old iron pot to scoop our food from with disgusting wooden bowls, and i make sure that the teen ager gets the greater portion of food because it's a growing child, but every last thing that comes out of the teenager's mouth just makes me want to kick it down the worn out dingy stairs right into the stupid fucking horse drawn buggy traffic. and it leads me to posts like this which are basically apropros of nothing suddenly standing up and spitting directly into the teenager's fucking soup pot.

    1. Re: slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Relax old man, you are also shitposting.

    2. Re:slashdot by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1

      and it leads me to posts like this which are basically apropros (sic) of nothing

      So's your post. You must be from the department of redundant redundancies.

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  21. I know what the source is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's coming from the Charon mass relay. Duh.

    1. Re:I know what the source is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe these x-rays are the first signs of the activation phase starting up. Queue the Rachni invasion any day now. :)

  22. xrays can have temperature? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Really?

    1. Re:xrays can have temperature? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wien's displacement law states that the black body radiation curve for different temperatures peaks at a wavelength inversely proportional to the temperature. (wikipedia)

    2. Re:xrays can have temperature? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hahahahahahahahaha u sayed wien hahahahaha

      captcha: mindful

  23. Re:Seven phucking photons? by rudy_wayne · · Score: 2

    But what about Uranus?

  24. Pluto is Jupiter's Starbug. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is there really any other explanation?

    1. Re:Pluto is Jupiter's Starbug. by hey! · · Score: 1

      The Palainian Galactic Patrol base.

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    2. Re:Pluto is Jupiter's Starbug. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, how about the RTGs on the Voyager probes? They emit x-rays and are out in that general direction.

  25. Re:Seven phucking photons? by thegarbz · · Score: 1

    So you're postulating an alien on a treadmill? Or maybe that rubber or carpet exists in an area of Pluto at room temperature? This is exciting.

    Now before we talk about the fact that Slashdot didn't wake you up, maybe you should consider how many things on earth generate x-rays which wouldn't otherwise do so at -230degC

  26. First Photon! by justthinkit · · Score: 2

    I'm disappointed. I scrolled the rest of the comments and didn't find any more top posts from Moblaster. I mean, after the second or third post it was obvious what he was up to -- one post for every photon.

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  27. Taxonomy by sjbe · · Score: 1

    Preach it, Brother! I memorized one fucking mnemonic back in grade school and I really don't want to have to come up with another one!

    Unclear if you are being sarcastic but is abject laziness really the best argument someone can come up against changing planetary taxonomy?

    I don't really get the furor over how we classify Pluto. It doesn't really matter if it is a bucket we label planets or a bucket we label something else. The point is to label similar objects into sensible categories. If you think the categories are poor ones then come up with a better one. But it is clear that Pluto is definitely something different than the other eight traditional planets so it makes sense to call it something different. Similarly the inner planets are clearly something different than the gas giants. If you want to say Pluto is a different type of planet than Earth which is a different type of planet from Jupiter, I can get on board with that. Frankly there probably are at least 3-4 major categories of "planets" and then a host of other minor categories. Much like in biology we should probably classify them based on how they form/evolve.

    Of course the next headline will probably be that it's not a planet, it's a space station...

    We already found the space station. It's called Mimas and it orbits Saturn.

    1. Re:Taxonomy by Imrik · · Score: 1

      Laziness is the best argument for using imperial units of measurement and daylight savings time, I say it's good enough for planetary taxonomy as well.

  28. neptunium is the first transuranic element ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So they're suggesting Pluto isn't a minor planet, it's a very large fissionable object?
    Hey, let's build a starship around it and use it for fuel.

  29. Re:Seven phucking photons? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But what about Uranus?

    It was renamed to end that stupid joke once and for all.

  30. Why this insistence on atmosphere? by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 2

    Why all this insistence on mechanisms involving an atmosphere? X-ray tubes don't require gas.

    You get X-rays whenever you abruptly stop or deflect a fast enough charged particle (such as an electron). Pluto is a ("dwarf") PLANET, with no (known) planetary magnetic field to deflect the solar wind or cosmic radiation. Such a BIG solid body, even 'way out there from the sun, should be stopping LOTS of charged particles all the time.

    (Sure, charged particles stop more "abruptly", and thus release more energetic photons, when hitting heavy atoms rather than things like hydrogen. But some of the incoming stuff will be fast enough to emit x-rays even when slamming into the bare photon of a hydrogen nucleus. And then there's the inverse case when an incoming heavy nucleus from cosmic radiation hits an electron.)

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    1. Re: Why this insistence on atmosphere? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      X-rays emitted by hitting a solid will have a distribution closely related to the velocity distribution of the electrons. X-rays emitted by recombination in a gas that has been ionized by impacts can, in many situations, instead reflect the temperature of the gas. The researchers here discuss how the x-rays don't quite match the energy distribution expected from impacting the surface or scattering. Also, impacting a solid with enough solar wind will create a thin atmosphere from atoms ejected from the surface. This is why modeling solar wind impact on a planet without a magnetic field can be more complicated, as it involves material properties and not just basic plasma physics.

  31. Re: Seven phucking photons? by tysonedwards · · Score: 1

    Some might say that Pluto is home to Plutonium.

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  32. Planetary object detector opportunity? by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    By the above argument, ANY planet, dwarf planet, moon, or other solid object of substantial size, without a strong magnetic field (which would ALSO be noticeable), should be emitting some x-rays from solar wind and cosmic ray bombardment.

    If this is true, perhaps this x-radiation could be used as a basis for detection of such objects?

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  33. Re:Seven phucking photons? by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 5, Informative

    Seriously? You woke me up to read about seven photons from across the other side of the solar system?

    How big is the detector? How far is it from Pluto?

    They detected them from the Chandra X-ray Observatory, which is in orbit around the Earth. That puts the distance between the detector and Pluto at somewhere between 29 and 50 astronomical units of about 93 million miles each, depending on where the Earth and Pluto were in their orbits during the observations.

    - Calculate the area of a sphere of that radius. (That's about 10^20 square miles at the low end, abut three times that at the high end.)
      - Divide by the aperture of the x-ray telescope (0.43 sq ft), in square miles. (i.e. multiply by 1.3*10^7.) We're now in the 10^27 order of magnitude.
      - Assume the x-rays are ONLY the result of solar wind bombardment? Divide by two. (You'd have to do that more than three times to drop the number by even ONE order of magnitude.)
      - Multiply by seven photons detected.

    That's a lot of photons emitted by the planet, isn't it?

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  34. Re:Seven phucking photons? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm gonna start coming to Slashdot on Saturdays more often.

  35. Re:Seven phucking photons? by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 4, Interesting

    "That's a lot of photons emitted by the planet, isn't it?"

    Avogadro's number is only about 6*10^23, so we're talking something like ten thousand gram-moles of x-rays emitted during the observation period.

    Ten Thousand Gram Moles of x-ray photons? Yike!

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  36. Quantum Blackhole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Probably turn out to be something exotic like a trapped micro-blackhole.

    1. Re: Quantum Blackhole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So Vandervecken really is watching, but apparently his power source is leaking a bit.

  37. Scientific discovery by Tanktalus · · Score: 1

    So many important scientific discoveries start with the phrase "huh, that's weird."

  38. My sister, too by vikingpower · · Score: 1

    emits x-rays after having been hit by the semen rays of her last-night date. So ?

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  39. Re:Seven phucking photons? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No it wasn't.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uranus

  40. Re:Seven phucking photons? by blindseer · · Score: 1
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  41. Re:Seven phucking photons? by wbr1 · · Score: 1

    Can you please convert that to Olympic swimming pools or football fields? I am american. Thanks!

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  42. Sometimes the simplest explanation.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... Or, it could just be reflecting X-Rays from nearby space? Nah, that'd be too simple.

  43. Pluto Is Emitting X-Rays by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's just mad because it learned it's not deemed a planet anymore. How? Gossip from that probe that went by.

  44. Pluto is showing us that it is actually a planet! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Obviously Pluto is upset at having its status downgraded. As one of the nine planets actually discovered by human eyes and not soulless machines, Pluto is drawing our attention to the mysteries it holds so that we will not dismiss it just to satisfy the metrics of constipated astronomers. If humans persist in disreguarding its proper position in the havens, Pluto will continue to exhibit bizarre and unexplained scientific phenomena to confound the know-it-alls who want to classify everything to fit their tiny little minds. Just sayin...

  45. No magnetometer by mbone · · Score: 1

    that would require Pluto to have a magnetic field -- something that would have been detected during New Horizon's flyby, yet no evidence of one was found.

    New Horizons didn't carry a magnetometer, and thus did not provide evidence for Pluto's magnetic field one way or the other.

    1. Re:No magnetometer by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      I've read it had instruments that could have indirectly detected one.

    2. Re:No magnetometer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Two other instruments would have detected interactions of the solar wind with Pluto's magnetosphere, and confirmed there was no observable magnetosphere.

  46. Re:Seven phucking photons? by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 2

    Can you please convert that to Olympic swimming pools or football fields? I am american. Thanks!

    So am I. Let's see...

    10,000 gram moles of x-ray photons...

    Take 22 pounds of hydrogen. Turn each atom of hydrogen into an x-ray photon.

    Hydrogen bombs do something like that... But let's use total annihilation because the numbers are easier to find.

    1 gm of antimatter + 1 gm of matter -> 43 kilotons of TNT equivalent. So call it 21.5 kilotons per gram.

    Energy equivalent of a proton's mass is really close to 1 GEv. We don't know what energy x-rays they were detecting, so let's use the energy of photons from a typical dental x-ray machine: 70 kEv. So 10^4 * 7*10^4 / 10^9 = 0.7 grams of energy, or about 15 kilotons of TNT-equivalent emitted per measurement interval.

    The Hiroshima bomb was estimated at 15 kilotons, Nagasaki at 20. So call it "Almost exactly one Hiroshima bomb" or "3/4 of one Nagasaki bomb" of x-ray energy released during the observation interval.

    (Or maybe boost it up a bit, because I assumed perfect efficiency for the x-ray telescope's mirrors and detector, which I suspect is quite optimistic.)

    How's that?

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  47. Re:Seven phucking photons? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    I believe the official cheesy-press standard is number of dental x-rays' worth

  48. Re:Seven phucking photons? by Dog-Cow · · Score: 1

    Is that "to" or "on"?

  49. Re: Seven phucking photons? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fucking kek

  50. Re: Seven phucking photons? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hate to jump the gun here, but could it possibly be antimatter? I recall reading several planets probably have detectable anti-matter rings. Could it be an anti-matter ring interacting with the solar wind?

  51. Pluton ain't no kinda place by eric_harris_76 · · Score: 1

    Pluton ain't no kinda place / to raise your kids. / In fact, it's a frickin' x-ray generator!

    Scansion and rhyming could use some work.

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  52. Re: Seven phucking photons? by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    I hate to jump the gun here, but could it possibly be antimatter?

    Then they'd be calling them "gamma rays", not "x-rays", and would have found them with a different orbital telescope.

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  53. Or... by DriveDog · · Score: 1

    7 photos... Plutonians are just playing with Scotch tape.