Microsoft Will 'Solve' Cancer Within The Next 10 Years By Treating It Like A Computer Virus, Says Company (independent.co.uk)

Posted by BeauHD on Tuesday September 20, 2016 @12:05PM from the ambitious-goals dept.

Microsoft is serious about finding a cure for cancer. In June, Microsoft researchers published a paper that shows how analyzing online activities can provide clues as to a person's chances of having cancer. They were able to identify internet users who had pancreatic cancer even before they'd been diagnosed, all from analyzing web query logs. Several months later, researchers on behalf of the company now say they will "solve" cancer within the next 10 years by treating it like a computer virus that invades and corrupts the body's cells. The goal is to monitor the bad cells and potentially reprogram them to be healthy again. The Independent reports: The company has built a "biological computation" unit that says its ultimate aim is to make cells into living computers. As such, they could be programmed and reprogrammed to treat any diseases, such as cancer. In the nearer term, the unit is using advanced computing research to try and set computers to work learning about drugs and diseases and suggesting new treatments to help cancer patients. The team hopes to be able to use machine learning technologies -- computers that can think and learn like humans -- to read through the huge amounts of cancer research and come to understand the disease and the drugs that treat it. At the moment, so much cancer research is published that it is impossible for any doctor to read it all. But since computers can read and understand so much more quickly, the systems will be able to read through all of the research and then put that to work on specific people's situations. It does that by bringing together biology, math and computing. Microsoft says the solution could be with us within the next five or ten years.

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Oh, sweet Christmas by esampson · 2016-09-20 12:12 · Score: 1, Troll

Microsoft will 'solve' cancer within 10 years by 'reprogramming' diseased cells
I think I've seen this movie before.
It doesn't end well.
1. Re:Oh, sweet Christmas by Ol+Olsoc · 2016-09-20 12:22 · Score: 1, Troll
  
  Microsoft will 'solve' cancer within 10 years by 'reprogramming' diseased cells
  I think I've seen this movie before.
  It doesn't end well.
  Everyone will die when Microsoft does an update, and bitches up our heart and brain drivers.
  
  --
  The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.
Re:BWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA!!! by UnknownSoldier · 2016-09-20 12:18 · Score: 1, Troll

LOL.
That reminds me of that an old joke.
"Windows (TM) is _not_ a virus, virus do something useful."
Or the long version:

1.They replicate quickly - okay, Windows does that.
2.Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as
they do so - okay, Windows does that.
3.Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk - okay,
Windows does that too.
4.Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with
valuable programs and systems. - Sigh.. Windows does that, too.
5.Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too
slow (see 2) and the user will buy new hardware. - Yup, Windows does
that, too.
Until now it seems Windows is a virus but there are fundamental
differences: Viruses are well supported by their authors, are running
on most systems, their program code is fast, compact and efficient and
they tend to become more sophisticated as they mature.
So Windows is not a virus.
It's a bug.
Ba-dum-tsh