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Tech Billionaires Are Asking Scientists For Help To Break Humans Out of Computer Simulation (businessinsider.com)

Many believe that we live in a computer simulation. But it takes a billionaire and his money to ask scientists to help break us out of the simulation. The New Yorker recently did a profile about Y Combinator's Sam Altman. In the story, Altman discusses his theories about being controlled by technology and delves into the simulation theory. From an article on The New Yorker: Many people in Silicon Valley have become obsessed with the simulation hypothesis, the argument that what we experience as reality is in fact fabricated in a computer; two tech billionaires have gone so far as to secretly engage scientists to work on breaking us out of the simulation. Business Insider adds: The piece doesn't give any clue as to who those two billionaires are -- although it's easy to hazard a few guesses at who they might be, like Musk himself or Altman's friend Peter Thiel -- but it's fascinating to see how seriously people are taking this theory. According to Musk, it's the most popular topic of conversation right now.Earlier this year, at Code Conference, Elon Musk said there's "one in billions" chance we're not living in a computer simulation.

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  1. Many believe that we live in a computer simulation by Nutria · · Score: 5, Funny

    And many believe that vinegar disintegrates chemtrails.

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  2. Needs a software update by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 4, Funny

    Can the next release make these billionaires go broke? Thanks

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  3. I can do it... by Bomarc · · Score: 4, Funny

    It will take about one year, and cost only $20 million. Trust me.

    1. Re:I can do it... by Jason1729 · · Score: 4, Funny

      ...and this is why we have so many 99 cent apps that suck and no decent apps.

  4. Re:Many believe that we live in a computer simulat by The-Ixian · · Score: 4, Funny

    I propose that we study this link between chemtrails and simulated reality... I bet you there is a connection....

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  5. Great Programmer deliver us from smart morons by 0xdeadbeef · · Score: 4, Funny

    So the kind of people who take Dork Enlightenment and Roko's Basilisk seriously now want to create an actual Tower of Babel.

    Can't we just take it down a notch and worry about something reasonable - like the AI apocalypse or being wiped out by aliens?

  6. Re:Blue Screen Of Death by PvtVoid · · Score: 3, Funny

    Terminating All Processes Immediately And Rebooting To Last Known Good Configuration...

    It happened twice this morning. Didn't you notice?

  7. Re:Many believe that we live in a computer simulat by RogueWarrior65 · · Score: 5, Funny

    There are those who believe that life here began out there, far across the universe, with tribes of humans who may have been the forefathers of the Egyptians, or the Toltecs, or the Mayans. Some believe that there may yet be brothers of man who even now fight to survive, somewhere beyond the heavens.

  8. If I'm just a Sim... by jsepeta · · Score: 4, Funny

    then I'm thankful nobody's put me in a room with no door and no toilet. Wait! I'm in a cubicle, so it must be true.

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  9. Re:Patch, reboot by Fire_Wraith · · Score: 5, Funny

    "There’s no point in acting surprised about it. All the update schedules charts and reboot times have been on display at your local planning department in Alpha Centauri for 50 of your Earth years, so you’ve had plenty of time to lodge any formal complaint and it’s far too late to start making a fuss about it now. ... What do you mean you’ve never been to Alpha Centauri? Oh, for heaven’s sake, mankind, it’s only four light years away, you know. I’m sorry, but if you can’t be bothered to take an interest in local affairs, that’s your own lookout. Rebooting in 3... 2... 1..."

  10. Re:Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yet more evidence that these tech billionaires are living in a different simulation to the rest of us!

  11. Re:Stupid by Jhon · · Score: 3, Funny

    I saw some guy wearing a red shirt say "Arch" and a door just APPEARED! He walked out and the door vanished!

    If he can do it, why cant we???

  12. Re:Why break out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    The smart move is to try and figure out how to access the admin console and object browser. Then, instead of 'escaping' to a reality you're not equipped to survive, you can make this shit show into your own personal paradise.

    You are talking about billionaires, they already did that. That is how they know we are in a simulation.

  13. Re:you're partly right by Jason1729 · · Score: 5, Funny

    The people I know who are most disturbed by the simulation concept are the ones who most claim to believe in Jesus. And they get really pissed when I ask them how it's any different from their creation myth. Fireworks really start when I explain the simulation was developed over 6 phases by a lead developer with the intials G.O.D. and Eden was just the sandbox where they tested the "human" code. Of course, the flood was a major content patch when the simulation exited beta.

  14. Re:Maybe we can't break out. by EvilSS · · Score: 4, Funny

    We'll know Musk has figured it out when he, someday, vanishes without a trace and nobody remembers he was here.

    I think there is a problem with your theory...

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  15. Re:Stupid by npslider · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Computer, end Program".

    Hummm, still here, it was worth a tr